lscEi:..u;rnuf.. Tlie flUlUl walcl ii,. vst, Arlow witli cold ami red. Ami, in a btirl of rnpluro, Molt gushing! ho SSiiti" " , "I like this dreamy filetuA, 11 nukes my soul elatq , Twill bring 1110 Iwcnly dollars Wl.en painted en a ptnto." l'mh 1 l.inged tt- tlio girls' hair. Tlie crop nt ojniMljtn lies tn growing l.idlj. -I'ubllc nntulon makes martyr of mail' men. ."-Sampling whiskey is oltegetlier n mat ter of tuMa. , , &O,0et tlio Advocate fjr one ymr, culy ne dollar. Cows ought not to shy at cream coloieil parasols. A "etuinp" speaker sometlmca finds lilmsalf "tip a tree." Voter should keep cool oyen after they are warmed up. The, most aesltietlo thing litiuwn is a cigar stump. It is all butt. It Is the f pa nked boy who earnestly do faros a cbeiigo of base. Curiosity collcclors are hunting nrouud for a pleco of the comet. SKINNY MEN. "Walls' ilealth Henewer" restores health and rigor, cures Dyspepsia, lniiotcuco,.-3cx ual Debility, hi. Golden days When double eagles art s plentiful as silver dollars. A delicate thought is the flower of the tnlud.Itolliu. Gravity is the ballist of Hie soul, which keeps the mind stoady. Fuller. Knyy lurks in Hie bollum of the human ! heart liko a viper lu Us hole. DiiIzjc. "Johu what is that scar on your chin?" "That scar ? Oil, that's a relic of barter fsm." "nOOOlfoN HATE." Clears out rats, mico, loaches, flics, ants bed-hugs, skunks, chipmunks, p'l'hrri. 15c Druggists. Prohibition in Iotta The prohibitory law is a terriblo shock ;toIowa drunkards, It quite takes thoir breath away. Georgia has eomo cork tree3 large eaough to cut and use, but tliero is no in- inand for corks In that State. The popu lar lashion is to uso a corn cob to etc) j"S- If anybody ever longs to bo a million aire, it is the youth who treats his girl to Buda water, and tlieu finds he has mittakeu a button in his p-nikel for a dime. Pcroonal 1 To Lien Only 1 Tnit Voi.i,lo HkltCo., Murahnll, Mich., will send Dr. Dyo's Celebrated Electro-Voltaic Units and Electric Appliances on trial for thirty days to men (young or old) who nra afflicted with Nervous Dclnlilv, Imst vitality and Manhood ami kin, Ire, I Irou'j es, guaranteeing speeding and complcto ro storalion of health and manly vigor. Ad dress as abovo. N. 11. No riik Is incurred, as tbirty days' Irul is allowcil. 411 -yl When a real shrewd Virginia farmer nranta a big tree chopped down and cut up, lie tells the neighbors that there's a coon in it and they'll havo it down in ten miuulis. A now color is called "four o'clock." If Its the color of a man's nose as he goes me. jtndering home about four o'clock in tho 'morning, it mutt be a mighty brilliant xhada of red. Good Advice. Tnu will prevent and euro tho greater -partoftlio ills that afflict mankind in ibis or any section, if you keep your stomach liver and kidneys in perfect working order, There is no medicine known that does tl lis surely as Parker' Ginecr Tonic. It will keep your blond rich niitl pine, ond give you gnoa ueaitu ai utile cost, bec olhe: column. A loving populace: First Russian of ficer "Do you think tho coronation will jiass off peacefully?" Second ditto "Think? 1 am sura it will. The czar was never more popular than ho is at this moment. Why the people are ready to exalt him to tho ekios." First officer-"! know; but tbey may do It with dynamite. CONSUMPTION CUBED. An old physician, retired from active jpractiie having had placed in his hands by bu jjuab iuiiutu itiifcsioiiHir tlio loniiui.ioj a impls yegetablo remedy fur Ilia speedy on permanent cure of Cousiimntion. Bronchitis , Catarrh, Asthma, and all Throat and I.uug affections, also a positive and radical euro for General Debility and nil nervous pom plaints, after having thoroughly tcMnd its wonderful curative powcra in thousands of rases, feels it his dutv to mako it known to Jus lellows. Tho recipe, with full p.irticu lira, directions for preparation and use, am: nil necessary advice and instructions f.n auccessful treatment at your own honie.will n received by you Ly return mail, Irco 0 cuarge, oy addressing with stamp or ttainj: cd self addressed envelope to 1)11. J. C. IIAYMOND, 16i Washington St., Drooklyn, N. Y. The man who has been a life long sub acriher to a pnper, and who never inia-es reading every line of every issu,iiivnriahly Deglus bis reply to an arliclo with: "My nt. toation having been called to nn item in your Issue of the ih," eta. Tho rxi-usn an Iowa young man makes for having engaged to marry two fi'rli, is that, know, ig tho fiolileuess of the (jx, be supmsed that one or tho other would jilt him.and bo wanted to bo sure of a wife. But neither proved untrue, and, on his choosing between them, tho rejected ono brings a suit f,,r damages "Facls tpeak pluiuer than words," Vrixil: "The d"ctnr told me to lake a bluo pill, but I didn't, for I had already boon jwlniimd twice, by mercury. The drugit lld me to try Kidney-W.irl, and I did. It was just tho thing for my bilioumesa and constlmtion, ami 11, ,w I am u well as ever." A. 1. San.'ord, Sold In both dry and liquid lorm. Mrs. Hauls, an Imliaaa vomii,liniijlil iin Kiioii for rals, wrote tlio woril fiu" on il four times, hi,I it on the t ip shelf in the pantry, anil yet the hircl girl use.! it for baking pmvilcr within u week. "A novice is nue who Is jutt beginning, Jsu'l it, u ?" "Yes, my dear. Why ilo yon oskf -Ob, I thought the baby was a lit tle the smartest norlci) in crying I ever saw." Oh wll l,.i,t... i i i.. confouml 'em." We are all luuro or Ijjj su',j 'et t. roughs inl roljsat litis aeasuii if vimsh'iul t he .Clieto.l with wittier, rcineniber that Bines' Byrup of Tar, Wild Cherry an, I ll.MiUounil is the rjukkeit and most ctKctiul ouio. Oue rvobon why they call il the harvest jliioon is beejuio it appears about six wecls , after the Hoods or droughts huyo rcduecd the yield of the baryest down to Iho o!nt wliere. nobody cans v. better lliere ii a moon or tot. Tbero Is nothing like "settling down," said the retired merchant confidently to Ms neighbor, "Whuu I cayo up businew I Fettled dowu, ami found I bad quits a oom. lurtablo f.irluue. If I bad wuiati uji 1 aliauld ni4 have bad u out." Children have were Mti t racdalf tthan cf critics. SPECIAL IN OTIC" 15. 08 V. Verw & Go. Publisher, 70 Clmmbors Htrcot, Nw Vovk, Aeltnmtlodged IlHOBLAit (JfirnliMroKii mhisoi iof miNnnsu NflVTAi-aHs 1h the United SlatMHint Canada, are ncwprctMtod.tu send their rivate Financial Letter FI1031 N i:VVORK OlTY, (Under vide irehi envelope) to all In vasions on .NPKcci.AToiiSji wlio mnruesira to receive, wcekir, too lattti in;ermim eon. eernlnir the S I'OUK KAI16.ET IH TUB iaurituroLi. HINTS AMD POINTS Furnished to SiMici't,.Tnns eonrern. liii; the prolublo rite or deelltio III S look p. Al'l ItBI.f Aiir.B AO viow to lsvKuT.uifl atid UAi'ii'ALisra concerning Secure nml Prolltnfolo TnvF&tmcutR. nottiU!K ,in V. Vermont ft (To . not helm? oonti-eted dlrectlvor In.llrtctly with any HrokvrV or Ilatike.'s llmlnes i.ulvo their Inlnrniatlnn and mlvlee Willi full Impartial!, ty and without li.-lni; InflucnccJ la tho least by personal Interest. I.ottors sent regularly by Monday night's mall, Inclosed envelote, for thirteen conitcu tlcc ten Hi, on tl.o receipt of one dolUr tent to E. lie Y. TfflOHT k CO., PUBLISHERS, 70 ciiAV.uKiia sr., n. r. Aug. t !, 1852-Cor. IKPDRTAHT TO FABMEBS Tho undorslzned calls tho attention of 1'aruiTS to tl.o lact that ho Is now matmlao- turliix, In connection with MONK AlbAIi, a superior arllolo of SUPER-PHOSPHATE, Ouirantcod to he made from riOKPIl HAW HUM.tj. which is far snntrior to any oilier now In tho mat Uct It Is a Purely J2onc Fertilizer. I rcspeeTollv ask thtt n. flrnnd honrst tllal of MY riKKSl'ilATC be lnaMe. 1 do not claim that horarcp.ilhlo ilojes will work i millers, hut recommend n liberal application anil a thorough tcHt, ami 1 am catlsned to nld.te by the result. For further particulars uli'.ilv to A. AllA liiK, New Mahoning, Carbon Co., 1'a. Sept. 'Mm. 1TANTK!. Aircnti. Startilnir ns thn ijiierp!" of rnmanro-from tlio tnwest dcntliS 01 8 ui very 10 a pusimm nmunn ia-j nrni 111 niu l.ina. "laiie ana iimes -ci IT Add TUiil. written by hlmcotf j 1 full tai?' tlluPtratiunf: it cu fn'iM. Uutrlviils i tic 0 Torn' tiatun' 11 Thrllllnir und romantlo fniurppt with 1I10 inMetl rluirm thnt cvurv worI l truo. A imr VCI0118 Btory mosi criipnicaiiy ioiu nnu 01 Krcai 111310r1c.11 vruuo 1. 11 1 v-ni'ino ttih no caccrlv Boimht for hy the hundred' of thou- nniia who inn 0 w.ucncu inn rcmnncn nie enr ccr nnd luvo haen thrllU'ithy the eloquence of this wondcrlnl man. 'Ihc work ulvcs nn account of ni.iny Intcrvlows with prominent men nnu nnrratew mjny anecuoics enncorn Inir them unknown to the ireiiern! iHihllc. It uboundfl tn many graceful touches both of wtt p.nd clonuenco. 'Ilo Is ?iich a remnrkablo mm that nnoido ltUetorofld alumt him, nnd no wonder.' Voston Congrerjatlontlist, "It Is us luipirlng as a poem," Woman Journal. N"n sir.intxcr story hus hecn, or ever will bo I old." ISotton Adv fitter. lt Is a moro aha- rblnir tnle than any crea Hon Pi t.itlon." Trou. tX. Y. Herald. "Destined to a wide aalo." llartfoid Coil rant. 'Tho wholn story U excectllrgly well told uociictiter wmonat. Address 1'AltU PUHUISIIINO CO, Ilartfurd, (Jonn 11 ilUll U'JUil Uil II HUH UUUdllUi AfUTMTfl t Tor tho TrllllPir New Iloolf wAOTaDiTiicalrical and Circus Life, Kevenllnar Iho fceretsol tho St.iire, (Ircen lluoni, anil Dlreus Tent. I'rlvnloniul iiuhllo nvos 01 nnied actors anil aetrcssc. their pro. fesslnnal worlc ontl funimer Micallon ; arnus- Ins: suctclics anil thrllllnir trni;eilles; tho iiiaeK au reveaie.i, i.ow men cot Hre.womci aro llrcil from cannons, heads nre cut oir. ete. "Matlneo JIasl.crs" nnd plddy bullet irlrla now actors and nclreKses aro inado; ancient and moilern monstrosities ; wonderful secrets 01 irnn'iormaiion scenes. History or tit, llrnina Irom the carllst ,las down to tin tiresent time. Most thrllllni; mid entertain. in noon now in the new. Astuiimllnf r. v nations! Truth stranger than Ilciiou I ITS I'OltritAlTS. UMlltAVINOS. AM) (J OI.O Kill) l'I,A'l'!KI Sells on SlKt.t Uvcryl'Cdy wants It Uramleat opportunity ever olfiTcil to those .lesftlin; pleasant and profitable emldoiuent. (Jtlicr imlillilivrn aroollcrlmr thuusamls ol (lllarfor control of territory. Illustrated circulars and lull par. tleul.irs r liUK. or send 6) cents In money or .'",', l"l tiillimril- rUNVI"llinir OUUll I' lUSTOKIUAIi JMTHLISILINU Oo t C01! N, IU Ol. UUU1P, iUU. AVc have n scliolaiship for tlio ilnamsiovt Commercm College, which vc will dig' pose of at a discount. A Lrco opportunity lor a young man desirous ol taking a business, course. Apply at this oflice R 1 hnsinea new before tho nut x f Ho. You can n akn :onci V 1. f4 1 1 '""'er kt vou Ii 1 ih than a sWIJly Mil- tiling me, Caintul no hlllff I'lfcC. faiotul imt 01 A 11 1 114 iiihii nt llWlr.l . ut.l Ll 11 r ...... pi. u .my uiiii iii,v iix i ojtio i;r ni.ino oy tln in Allot, mus. Men. woi.ir 1 Loysan.i elrlM vranleil .vriy ihto Iti WOI'K I r US. KOtV ,s tn- tlniC. p c.'ii urn k 111 u.ir - t.ni" unl . r ir ve von: Wli lie I MO 10 tllO till), imkh Von oin livout hi.i-io und tin too woe. No .niirr boit'iieui wl 1 I ae vott uar y a well jd , s ran (au i maKe u.iiii nun. my uy cwFiiinov nt .Hite. t-'urlly ,..,....., ,.,,.,B... i.,,!!!'! Ilin.lfJUHl ly mil Jiou iMtly. AiUrcaa lave ( o.. Au Htit,lii, i-i.i..). G04.10 rl Inventors will AJvJneo their Interests lo l-.niplujlnaun llxpcrlmicod Attoinevresllcn' In Unsillllirtun. A. TBlltnunn. llnllpltn r. Amcrleiu and ronton I'atpms. vQKhiiiu-. ton, Ii. U., Iks hail yonrsvf sueceufm I'rao- tiuw, mi i nu i irmtriy an i.x,'uuner cr ra tents In tho I'.ltont Ollln.. All l ii.Hio.. i... f,ir the t'ourt iirtue ic,arlin lit promptly .... . t.u t,oVut;i;iii upon stieeess ohm lor uireuiar. April VD-tl-cur, SWITIU.N C. SKOlUMIKJK'S kirn for Young lea & Boys, PAEDJA, PENIS!., 13 SULKS rilOM PlIll.AUIIl.l'lIlA. 0H00LYEiB0r2HSf.S?T. 12, I IXCtl tUien OlVrrS rvri rtiumi,, r.vnn exienses. ISo t x uolnatlou for adiuls.ui ftu. nuBAin uimrepi, rto liicuieullt i Th'ncen ei.erl.'iuoJ lenehcrs, all im n nnii ' ?r.ai,ua'rB- l'"'lal opportunities lornpi lor du 1 an-l bwkw.ird liov-. 1 stu.touu 01.1) mMui'1 iioy studies or oh joo II teuutar r.n.lsli. Si leutille, lluiluess, tllassl ealur Clill Ki.Klni'erlna; Uouree. Mudnti tllleual Mo.lla Aea.ltiu) are now in llurvard, Vale, and imi ot Ik r Julkia nnd 1'oliteeli Hie heltools. sx. ,l.n haaa.vcn ehureliea and a totnporanee cl.jrtir which pivliibiia tho suleol all ltitoieuiinn drlnha Tor new 11. lu.lrato'l Circular ,!,lnn I lie 1'rlu.tlj.al und X. (Ua.vard Uii!eiait; Uraduati). fiedia. ?caaa. aeptTSit. ' $10 to $20,000 In legitimate judloluus anoeuliukin In drain. I'rowiioaa and oiiKka ou-our iierlkcteil nl.fcs. lliUsure moulhlf proms lo larnto sod suiall HtetUrs. Addrvaa, far full ixriieulars. It. I.. KkndaI-i. Ui.. Ooui'n il.roliauts. 177 M u I, Salt, ttruol, Chlamo, III, in. raw St. . FARMERS' COLUMN. Ifgvcriifcor HctC3 on Farn Etoclr, Hones, with their winter oats, swint easily. When brought in naim.lhey should ba rubbed dry and Uank'-lcl for nn bmir. Working burses should nolle blar.kclod In Ihc sloble, but carriage horse.', er lh,fe uttd only upon the road, may bo Kept warmly blankotcd, fo though by this they become mnro sensitiva to cold, and must have more care, yd their coat does not grow so close and long, and they arc much less likely to sweat when driven. Otound or rrushrd oat. go farther, ond aio heller digested, and mix belter with other feed than other ones. They ar the best winter feed for hnrsc rJn't may bo mixed with corn or barley meal or wheal bran and middlings for work hoiscs lo advantage. Wliolo grain is not fed with out lees. Beeves. In feeding for beef, the notions of each animal should bo consulted his preferences, likes and dislike. Tho object of feeding usually is In get Iho animal lo eat nil that ho will digest well. Hcnec u varioly siioiihl always. .bo at hand, and tho ration should bo varied by feeling cooked, sailcod, or dry meal, os the rasa may to, with hay and roots. Take great care not lo over-feed, and In caso of oyer feoiring, let stirvation bo tho cure. Thus tho animal will soon lako to feeding again, but will bo lets likely to fall offmuch in (lcih, than If "physickod." Nature )s the best tihvsiclai . A Ebecp should havo airy, well-littered sin I, with plenty of sutiihiue, and protect el from snow. Ono gicnt advantage of kteplng thet-p is lo conycrt stiaw into inn nuro. Honco much litter is usually slrcwn in sheep sheds, to tho distress of the sheep, unlOts they hato hard places lo lio upon, because their feet and legs get so bet. A few plntfnrnu, liko old doors, which can bo shiftod about every few days by turning vcr, will bo greatly enjoyed, and wi 1 , prnmoto both health and comfort. Swino. Push fattening hogs forward as rapidly as possible. Keep them warm and eanlv. Chare ial broken fino and mixed Ith the cooked feed, is an excollent regula tor and tonic, aiding digestion, and promot- ng rattening to eueh an cxtont that it is lard lo bclieyo it decs not Bervo as food Agriculturist. Boo KctC3 for ITovonitor. Smri'i.to Quki.ms. It will be lemeniber cd that tho shipping of citicen bees by mail wjb prohibited by the poHnl authorities until two years ago, when it was allowed to tliegreatndvontagoof bee kcepeis. Thorn (inda of rjuoiMio are now yearly sent by mail, and nt yory smnll cost. A Queen may be sent from Jlalno lo California for two cents In granting the request, two conditions were required. Tirat, tho food tr.U3t be candy, or some substntico that could not possibly soil tho mail, and second, Iho cages should b so inado that no mail ngent i.mld bostunr;. The last requisite ja easily met in the double faced rages now ur.ivers.illy used. Tho former was found moro diflicult. Candv is so dry that, if the bees aro sent far, they ore yerr opt to die. Small tin Tlolsof water have been added, with n very small bole from which the bees can Sip. ThU did not rielalo the spirit of the Uw,a3 there wero but a few drops of water in the viol and Hi is could nut leak out ef the tniall hole. But this method was not wholly eat islactory. Too olten tho queens' died, if sent long distances. Within tho last vcar food bus been inado that is everv tray satisfactory. Gianulatcd sugar is covered with extracted honey nnd.ufter draining for two days, the sugar is picked into a bole inlhecago. Ihisdoes not soil tho bees, 19 moist, and serves for tho bees for manv days, so that often, after a leng journey by mail, tlitro will not bs a sinclo worker bco dead in tho cago. Titr. Sunrl.us Huxet. Lot all remember to Lccp their honey, whether exracted or comb, lu a dry warm room. It is best to keep the extracted honey in open vessels, and if lo be shipped, in bauds or kegs, these latter should bo coated iusido v.'!tb pnrafine, or beeswax. Let 110 odo bo in a hurry to sell his honey. It Bliould bo thor oughly graded beforo it is sent to market No pains 6liould bo snared lo have tho bon. ey look neat, which will largely increase tho price it will bring. In somo parts of the country, tbo rrnji hus bren yery good, in many others it is a total fullitre. It is to bo cxjiected.that good prices will prevail inicncan AgriiuUuristfor Xoccinlcr Wiuterinij tho Cabbages. It used to bo thought necessary lo atora cabbages In a cellar, or in some kind of 11 pit, a jiiLthod of wintering now rarely fol lowed. Tho usual why of keepipg tbcm is 10 select a dry place, il tho Led where they grew was not so, and place the cabbages ueaus itownnnnl. They aio sometimes placed closed together in a elngle row, run across tho bed or field, und 11 furrow thrown up to them 011 cither side. Tlio more common method is to lay liieiu down to forsi a bed 8 feet wide, and by tho uso ef the plow and ehovels, coyer tho beads ami 0 part of the stumps. The Savoys, will their curled and wrinkled leaves, do not keep so well ns the Drum-heads, wheu laid down in this way. I'ur thosu a ridge may bo thrown up with tbo plow, and the cabbages laid ogaintt it, beads up; earth is plowed to the roots, and thrown in to Dart IV coter the Humps. When cold weather comes, me iieuus ate to Im covered with cornstalks, loaves, 1 r other litter. Neither ofth. se methods allows u bead or two In bo rerdily taken for ttae. It is w.-ll to have the family supply In mine place near nt hand. If there is au uuuted pit or cold frame, the cabbjuoa limy bo set in them upright, on, I covorcu iviiu t,uuucr, or Willi airaw ituvce. iicnea may i,e nun 11 ml iisr.1 11. life .a mo manner. Those wl.ii like cahluge greens, should pri-paro fur them, by gather ing up the atumps from which tho lira, Is have been ml, auJ covering them villi ear h ngainst uridgiy.r otherwise give them itartial protrolion. Thav aro leas hnrdv than the heads, and will not grow well if cxpi.i an winter 10 me weather. .Iwcri cui AjricuUut Ut fur Aonoiitr. Bo tho Fairs ray 1 Tho naw idem gathered wo might say iiaivrtieu uv wie annual exiiitiltlous nro good eeods that often fall on rich ground, and spring up tu the honor of all who havo aidid m making the fair u auocow. The Agrieullural llxhibilions have laid tbcfouu dations ol social unl aeatlieiio.lmirovtment, whloli are manifeat in ovary Imin whose uuiaicaare uaiiars in tnu various Uanait. luenls of the town or eountv fair. It I, hoied that uo iiiK.rluuity lias ban lost to pruui uy a uay 01 aigtil Ming, eooinl Inhji iura, ami atuJy oi the varioua new and illiumvad i in tlluj Otitis frntlB fur.,. an......t clu , that auuuld Ua liatnd an the grounds f c.ii u 'uuucwa agrieullural lair. If not iwi iaie,goiMwiiiuu tusuuiutuxliluitloii oeiore in suui ui laiu oWM for tby aur, t.uUwful ll., ti.tiu'. l.u Daivu. P I Over 5000 Druggists Havo Signed or Endorsed tho Following Remarkablo Document: &esraSeabury&Jobjison1Hannfactnr Ins Chemists, SI riatt Dt, Now Torlc : Gentlemen : For tho past fevryeaxo.wo havo sold various brands of Forous Plan ters. Physicians and tho Fuhlio prefer BfnBon'B Capolno Porcma Plrje-ter ,to all others. We consider them ono of tho vory few rollahlo household remedies worthy of confidence They aro superior to all other Porous Plasters or T.lnlmenta for external uso. ' ' 3S?i?.sii-.? Cripclno lRntr is a irenuins paxniaceutlcal product, of the highest order of merit, and so recognized by physicians and druggists. S V When other remedies fall get a Ben eon's Capcine Plaster, f ) . Tou will bo disappointed if you ttse cheap Plasters, Idniments, Pads or Elec trical Magnetio toys. MEAD'S Medicated CORN and BUNION PLASTER. PARKER S HAIR DALSAM. K9Qih. The Best, Cleanest andmot Economical SS!o 1 1 nil- T lrcm(t. Kevcr rails 1 0 Restore F1 the youthful color to j.Tey hair. 50c and $1 sizes at druggists. ricrcstcn Cologne. A ht MidfXfMflintly fiatpTii.1 mt la.llns tr fiiuia. I'rluli u4 Ue. mm A Pure family MedlcInethaiNevcr nhxlca!::. I f you arc a raeclianlcor farmer, worn out with overwork, or a mother run down by family or nonacnoiu mines try i'arksk 5 ijinger ionic. If vou arc a lawyer minister or business man exhaustcilbymcnt.il strain nr anxious carts do not take intoxicnting ttimulants, but uso Tak- KEU'S GlNGEll TOMC If you have Dyspepsia, Rheumatism, Kidney or tfrinary Complaints, or if oil ore troubled wtthpny disorder of the lungs, stomach, bowc!, blood or nerves you can be cured by Pakkiir's Ginger 'I onic. t If you arc wasting away fiom arc, disiipstioa or any disease and 1 cquiren itimulant take Gik cut: To.MCct once: itwilinuorate& builds 011 up from thefirst tlo-c but w i'.lnc er Intoxicate. 1 1 liaj saved hundreds oflives; it may save yours IIISCOX k CO.. K3 WIIMitn Ft.. NVr Toik. tOc. U and t-ne 0 GUI ana cue uoll.ir iue, nt cu ctileri iu mtiuiclntt. GREAT ZMiyii l:UYINO DOLLAR SIZE. FOil IMF. PERPjIAKEWT CURS OF Io other dlek'ooaii nn Tn-cralent to. tfcla o country as Coaaf i-rvtlon, and eo rcm?dy J iiw ever cqtzuja tno ccifftrcteu li-torrcv-itVOr.T a curs. Whatever iho cause. .howerer otdlnrto tJio csae, tliis rroicdji will ovtcoito 1;. pH3 K'GJ 51113 dhtrcMkifr cem- ieotriT)llcc.;e4 Viith. ccnatlaatiin. VAAnev.1 iWortdtriJOfftlicnatha'woATtencdrai'ta tad nuiaUJy cruxea ftHMndaoflMlea cvcnwJion (.hyj'ifti ina and wedicircj havo before LiilA rtS. rr"Ify5uh-ivoUtUereftli&3trouble. T1IK LEADIXO DUSI.VE3S SCHOOL QF I'E.N'N'SVLVANIA. TilG OLDEST, ills LARGEST, tlie BEST A Successful Ctrccr cf CsTenteen Years I Thia Ilislitutlnn Is thoroughly estnblisheil and, Lelnzso lavnrablr known thrnuchoul the country, receives a very libeiul shoro ol puirouuge. Theranro lo ilay over 300 Stmlcnls in cc. tuul utteimuoce. Tho Ilhiloiim nml tho PioMent'a recoru tnemltitliin nio letMignizeil everyvvheio by tne uc&i uusiuess men. Its terms nro exlreinelv moderate, whll its niiliuuces und fucilitied nro not cur jussett. During tho past year, of thn number who ntteudcii. SI wern )ilacetl In lucrative posl lion,nnrl tiinny inoro tecuivd pluces through their own etlorts. . Exponcc3: Scholarship $,10 00 llnnlis fur 1'ull Course 7 (ID OuchI lLmrd, jicr Jlonth 15 00 Fur College Journals, Ac, uddress TP. B. WOOD, President, wiLLUMsronr, ta. August 5, 18S2-tn5 tWOUTII AMI iITIDrH-AUKI), yo:l!t tou t.e le-tuiva to hOUMI Monliiinil V Mviil st.i.)i B-nl v.m will Bet ail- MflUIlU'Jll v.cilti au.ieij jvelu;H. Address. . ,., IToI. J.V. KG AN. Oileuoura K.V. Jalvl'Jl RUPTURE- Tlia till At. TltUfB in ran witut 'l no crcatest 111vf.111u.11 el tuau"el 'lee our nam llilec. Kent liea. rot. J. Y. KUAN. Oa-eena- uuri, ji.-v. airi7yi Life and Fire ! AT MAUOII CHUNK, Vx. Ouly fjoad anil ralUbbj Cauiftaal rwwe fntolr AUo, Ajaut for th 1 TALUS und MmmM iauunjeitj era a 11' I sryftists Welti"" WilliaiooilCowclalColte &2!&rH5Si3S H llOrTHUDAM LINE OF STfiAHEltS." in iiinirnrwiiaw Travelers Insnranco Tickets! CENTS HEOURES $15 Wookly Indpmnity In case of Injury, or $3,000 INSURANCE in caso of Death by Accident TICKETS FOIt BALE AT TIIK Carbon Advocate Oflloo. tf 9 .t'rr,, ' II,,! Industrial Department. HeEra Life Association of 1876 OF PHILADELPHIA, PA. Insures Against AT THE VEUY LOWEST TWCES. Amission Fee There has long existed a publio demand lor proviaion acalnst Sickness, Avidenta and Prcmaturo Death, on an equitable basis, The New Em Life Association Now Issues Policies covering all three of the above contingencies at ratea ao low that they will ut onco coinrrand tho favor of every Prudent Man. These Toliciea provide for a Weekly In demnity of FIVE DOLLAltS PER WEEK, in case of Sickuess or Accident, and to cos tikuk until the insured shall regain bis tifullh sufficiently to attend to his regular business. Should a member desire an insurance of $103 payable upon receipt of satisfactory proof of death, in addition to the regular weekly indemnity, it will ouly cost a few cents additional per month. The rates aro low, and remain the same as when joining. The mcinbor is not required to wait throe, six or nine months before "becoming Bene Dci.il," but ills olicy is good for the filj amount immediately upon the payment of tho first premium, should he be disabled. Tho premiums may bo poid Mnulbly Quarterly, Bcmi annually or annually. Tho Weekly ludemnity provided for In wlioy will bo paid until the member re covers ur the policy terminates. For further particulars apply to H. Y. MORTHIMER, Apt, Carton Aflyocato Office. LEHIGIITON, PA. CARBON' ADVOCATE n.AIN AND FANCY BOOK? JOB PRINTING HOUSE BANKW AY, ik shorty (stance abovo tho Lehigh Valley It.Il. Depot, LEHIGIITON, PA. We aro now fully prepared lo eiecuto every . description ofFRINTlNO, from a Visiting Card to a Large Poster ! rosters, Handbills, Dodgers, Circulars Shipping Tags, Cards, Dill lloads, ) Letter Heads, Koto Heads, Envelopes, Statements, Programmes', Pamphlets, , &c, ho., in Dest Manner, nt Reasonable Prices ! C. W. TjEWTZ, Beal Estate & Comndsdoa Apnt, Offers the following Properties for Sale : 16 Acres of Land, one tnilo from Lchlghton, all under best cultivation. Cheap. 30 Acres your, Chestnut Timber In Lower Towurocnslnx twp., near .Millport. Vory Utmip. nuilillnir, Lot on Third .Street. I.rlilnliton ; a guud locution ; very cheap nt $130. Twivstory Hrlck Dwelling In Wcloport. A vur) desirable pruperty, and eheitp at '.'300. 100 IlulI'J Inir r.o's Snedor Addition to Weiss, port, will be sold on Instalments or from $5 to 410 per month. A twn.stnry Dwelling on ItanUway, Lehigh ton. Fine location. (July $1200. iSO.OCO to Loan on good First Mo;t;agcs. jf you wi-h to Buy, Sell or to llent call and sec mo. All business placed in my hands will receive early attention. Bank St., Lehighton, Next Weiss' Carriage Works. August 6, 1S32. Mnnufnctnror of and Doalor in STOVES, RANGES AKD HEATERS, fin and SlieeMrai Ware ai General Hbuss Fnrnisliins: Goads. ItOorsNfi nml M'0rjfir3 done al short notice aud at Lowest Casli Prices. Hverv Kind f KTOVK ORATJIS and FIIIE OltlcKti ket coastautlv on hand. Store on SOUTH Strcot, A few doors abovo Bauk St., LlIIIIGlll'ON. Tatronaee solicited Sutlalactlon cnarnntcrd. Oct. i rl A. U. MURSKK. E. F. LUOKENBAGII, Two Doors lliloiy tbe " Broadway Hon eo MAUOII CHUNK, PA. Doalor in all Patterns ot Vlalu and Pancj Wall 3Pan8s,S5 "Window Shacks, Paints & Painless'' Supplies, LOWI3T CASH I'llICr.S. a vrelc In yonr own town. H Ouitlt lire. :.o rik. Kireiv ilin new. Cjcltal lmc leqiiir. cJ. Wo will lui utsL yi oierr. taint'. 2Jauv aio it. king for luna. Ladie iuaeas niueliu. men taUlwvs anj trait uinle gli-ut i,v- lliuflcr ifyunwnut a liu.iu ta ut vrnioi vou eau raise jruvt pay al thetin-evou win a. r-in Inr lMirttou aia t , ll.iuunr & oo . I ortiaad. He. eina-vi jgJob Printing neatly, cheaply and promptly execut ed at this office. Give us a trial and be convinced. " HI .1 . ii- J . J- " MIIitIIIl LeruuruKiniiT.'Leun'cTrFioviersrnll'bonf, NEW GOODS RECEIVED WEEKLY. All work done In tlio latest stylo, and most durabletmanj .er.'ot tlio lowest oash nrlees v STOIIE: at the Intersection ef BAKK STREET and UA.KKWAY, LEHKUITON. PA, Uso Lawrenco & IVIartin's B For COUGHS, COLDS, SORK THROAT, BRUKCKlTiS, ASTH MflTpHSU- CONSUllPTIDN Inlt. InJTiilnt nml JZiJSZJZt . i"vit it . .V., . i V " never ncen so auvania-couji ..iv!B0?rllln!!l,?,?aml.oPron7.tl''s nHoril systenTnltcr tho couslt has been relieved. Quart y no not bo dcceivetl X IT.' 111. I M.nt7 .,T ' , I""'" a-...u, i,ul .U'lll 1U1., -n'UICll 13 IHO Ui".l,X siiuV,V,L"c,ll.";lllof4?Ilulno.llas n,rrlvat0 i"Q Proprietary M.mip on each botllo, whhlt permits It to bo Sold hy l)r:isclsts, (Jrooont nnl Seniors Everywhere, & A3- WITIXODT SPSCitAI. TAX 032 E.ICEWSSI3. Tho TOLU, ROCK AND RYE CO., Proprietors, 41 River St., Chicago, 111. K ow P end y Mo w c ina i(lav ortlieKindeTt pu . cty AtltmnutMilontrom WA'UiinoTOS ti ilia? rcsciu umih, ni over i i'"firfi ronmium jsnutrnoi i ino iifm ni me rrmuteni AJ!:.Trt VAaTI.klb S- ;it.vuLi;v .l co.t ca .Li V5- vjryv i- A eir Scut. 4f No Patent No Pay. PATENTS obtained for Inventors In tlia United States Oanadaand Europe, at reduced rates. With our principal office located In Washington, directly opposite the United States Patent Office, wo nre able to attend to all patent business ultli greater promptness aud do spatch and at lets cost tlinu other patent at torneys who nre at a distance Irom Wash tngton, and who have, thcrofore. to employ ' asscclsto nttornejs." Wo mako preliminary examinations and lurnlsh opinions tn to fa tcntablllty, frco of charge, and all who are Interested In new Inventions and patents lire Invited to tend for a copy of our "Guide for obtaining Patents," which is sent free to any address, and contains completo Instruc tions how to obtain patents and other valua. bio matter. Wo refer to the Oeruian-Amer-lean National Hank Washington, I). C; tbo lloyal Swedish. Nornculan and I'anUh Loca tions, at Waflilnuton : lion. .los. L'avey. Into llhlel Justice U. S. Court or Clnirni,; to the I Officials or Iho V. S Patent ORlce, and to K.nlflpl unl M.n.l.nr. r,T flr,,.. 1 1 every rotate. Addretst J.OIUS llAdnr.H U. tX)., So lleltors of Patents and Attorneys nt Law, Lo Droit llulldin, Waiu!(OToh, D. V. Saloon Kespers M Otte, Don't fall to buy your Ohampaigne Pcnr Cider, Lager Peer, Hoot L'ccr, Nectar, Porter, &c., OF C. BOETTGER, TAMAQUA, Pa. Allf.l3,18Sl-Ir. $500 Revard I AVK will pny the alove reward for nnr caso of Liver Complaint, DyrpepsU, isiok llead. nche, InIUcftiiii, t 'onetlpat lr,n orCoUhcrrpjs we cud not euro with Vet's Ilvtr Veactablo JMIla, wli en the directions aro strictly com. plied with. They are purely Vcuutabje, bw never fall (ogive cat Isfuctlon Suirar t Jo.it etl, r.urtce boxes, contaltilu 30 l'llls, 5 cents. For cale by oil DrutiUls. Ueware of court, terfelti and Imitations. Tlie irrnulnu inanu lactured only by JOHN C. WKisT &. CU , 'The 1MU Muksrs,' Ibl t 183 V Alailnon St., Cblcaico. Free trial psckaue st-nt by mail iironald on receipt of 3 cent Plump. Smith Kline & Uo Ith Kline & uuM Wftoieoaie At;rnts, rhlliidclpbla, ra. eo.it. 'Jt. 'ttl-ly. We enntiuuo to act as Solicitors fur Tot cuts, Caveals.Trade Murlfs, Cili.vribls,elc , for the United States, Cunada, Cuba, llnj land, Trance, Germany, etc. Wo luvn bad THIRTT-riVK YKAKS F.I1T.I1I tSCK. Patents obtaiueil tliruusb us aro noliceil In tlie BoiKSTirio Aukiuoan. This larpo and Sileudid illustrated weekly pair,$3.20 a year, allows the l'riij;reas of Scienra.l wry intcrestinir, and liaa an enornmus oirculn lion. Aildrca Ml'NN i CO., Talent Solic itors, Tublisliera of Koiak'Tillo AusnioAN, 37 Tark How, New Vulk. Hand book about TaUuts tout free. LAPIS A. A. TIKI JI AS.St. Oloud Ilnlld- Iiik, Wuslilnatoo, 11. u. True- lees in ore me unuwi Ntatea Oeneral Iind tltltee. Oentesto.1 ones, pri vate Und ilalius, iuIuIuk. lre.m.llD and l.GMesteAd eaai'a iruaeuti4 Imfuro tlie lle imrlnv in ui I lie Interior ai.dPui.r'HUl'mirt; and all Uiso "feUlira iMfure tlw Cxaouilv liejiar meals. simi mieHinai WW io tuwn-fte t'f. IjiimI warrant, )iouiH.vt a.U, and all Llad. ud wlp Years r t r X Miss: M. A. SNYDEfi, llcsp, ectfully nnnounceS lo he r lndy irienda that she Ijias just received a full line ' of the latest novd lties in FAIjL & WINTER vt J E B 'it ill S , w w igtj rs ihersT No'tloa saTS-BREss THIMlIINbll nprll 10, ltll-yl. IIa.1 nl.trvi hcen ono of l'o mnst Imnoi-t-.nt weano u-nlAlile ! np.-.ln-f (lioeiiciohrhi-.r ifiof tiL'(;ll.'),( f"MH, JIKO'IOIIITIS, AHtU.-.IA. SOIIU Tlir.OAT 1 staKci.nml n!l tll?eaM. ul t'io TIlIlOAT.oiiliS'r I riy tun fttJ.'.tt'Al, FAPlill X conipounued aa In t!.TOl.ll, HOCK, nnd a dl nlvo stlmubnt a id toulo to build t:y tlia s!i nro bo.lles, rilco Ji.co. ly dealeri who try to palm ot Pock nnd Itvo J 1 1 ! c n . I.ADIE.n In tlnn rnii1J.il.ed. A M I uTat 1? t ,.r irnoilhe fillt? Iliiunit1! views m ninny r n itt. Tiilitl.cnnl salablc(wnkri,l'ii'hc.l, ffes-ti . 1 1 errt for Cirmlarn. vtult full inrtkiil, to ijii 3 B I C E me iiUt?liituoii1 REMEDY, A Positive Cnro for r.tnrrls of all Klmlo, It ii t iinti-iiiniirouii in lffect ami avrmmieiir in Koitlt. emus at any aiago or tue ui.ess! n.-.s tureu cases so torilM that bonis came Irom tlio r.use. , pr. Krrirr'n Rlnmiuul fulnrrli Roni-' oil r Is nn.d au.l p eatnni. aftoiulnsJrrtraoillato Jtta,idprmnvtciiieliiallcaes i r ntnrrli, lnlliictizn, tiny f,.Viir, t;i ouc.Filtle. It wdl leuiuvj I'oltpu-i ami eccctoally euro natary nnd I'm ulent lllscluress Iron the nH andTHroat, and l,et!d. Slokenlni; I'raatltt pse fecll.v restore Impal ed Smell, Tato and lltarlur; relieve Heidct.. Ureak up Colds In Ihe rioMf btrenrrthen the Voice nnd l:je.; Purify, Remlan' and ficnder t'lear nml Active every Oiiau or we Head and Throat. Price, to ccr.ta. Er. KToi y'nljIui'io.ul Invlzorntnr 11 a f'Mi Crci Uiiixid ; nrtaer, AprJl,E,'4 rXorra I'onlu. It inukta a ileiiifutfnt. vtiovv. eomo dr.r.!:, nhlcli Invlcoratcn. i'urltlon and Sn i.ijIiensi tlio en, Ire astcm. l'or lieno al 11 bldty, I)f.ir-psla. Elllournms, Toipd Mver. lRdLest.,n, Jicurnljtlc and Ruvn lnatlo Atrocticn. J,.inlice, JIalina, P'.amliirKT, Kauca, HicK Utadjrl c a' d Kidney Coini-lclni 11 Is Invaluable. Pilcc, foictils, Er.rvorj's KIatnoi-.il Snlvo tan swer elen euro lur J.urne, UruUca, Huiti, of all klmla. Halt ltncuBi, Tet ,-r, l:lne;worra aud Cutaiuocs .ruplloua. I'rlce.a cents. Anil your Ercpslat for tliitfo n.nipd- irn nnd lulco no oilier; or ntll bo no lit 1'rco nil receipt ol prlco. 0I)ccrln.lvc Psmphlcts Frco. Address Dr. ivory's Placioad r.cmedics Co., P. 0. llos KCO. 104 John Slrect, New Yirt IS UTt ArSS8l8 S i 5 5 S40 wpegcrk. VVoliavostorc3lnl5 leadlne; Cities, from which our urenU obtain their run lies nnlcllv. Our Factories ana I'riiiclnnl tiltlecs are at ji'ie, i-ii. no ternia to aircnts Hand for pur .New Catalogue and its Address M M BfSWEJII 3'ancKnwannaAvi. , PA. WHO ISUNACQUAINTf 0 WITH IHC QCOORAPHY OF TH COUH TRVWILISCE DV KXAMININO THIS SIAPTHATTHf K IM lAl CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND SPACIFIG ff 237 the central position or Iti line, connects thd aat and the Wcat by the horteit route, ana oar rtai paatencers, without change of cart, biwjm Cnlca.o and Kansas City. Council liluits.Learen worlb, AtcnUon, Ulnnempolls and bt. Paul. 1 connects In Union XJepota with all the principal linea of road between toe Atlantlo and the Taelno Ocoaoa. Ita equipment la unrivaled and mtgnifl cent, belur coinpoad of Llost Comfortable and lieautiful Uay CoaoUei, Ucgniflocub llorlcn clinlne Chair Can, l'ullmau'4 Prettiest Palsoe Bleepine Curs, and tho Bout Line or Dinlnf Cars In tbs world. 'Ihree Trains betvean Chicago and Uiiiouri Illver l'olnts. Tvto Tr.lns between Cht qjqq and illnaeapohs and Ot, Paui, via the Jauioua "ALBERT LEA ROUTE." A New and Direct Ilne,vt Senceaand Ksnks reona, recently been opened between UlehmoneL Norfolk.Newport News, Chottanoona, Atlanta, Au. fuita, Nashville. LouUvlllo, LezlnEton.Cinolnnatl, ndlanapolls aud Lafayette, and Omaha, Minneap olis and Ht. Paul and interiuedlate points. All Through Pauacncers Travel oa Past Sxpreu Trains. Tickets for sale at all principal TlclcsC OfSees la' the United States and Canada. ll&ffeaffe checked through and rates of fare aj, ways us low as oompetltors that oflur less advan tSECS. For detailed Information, cet tho Heps and ToldV ors or the CHEAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE, At your nearest Ticket Omoe, or address R. R. CABLE, E, 8T. JOHN, , Vloc-l'ici. 4 Cn l U i'r. oi l Tat. A Tut. 1(1 CHICAGO. k DROP IN AT THE 1 Carbon Advocate OFFICE FOR Cheap Printing !i Agent Wanted. TkoCuIinlnallnarTrlampb HWtoLS 7 m ArompleeCyclopdlKff haaeitM krviwlstift f raulMiUAW Mielr. KMttllfWltlltMt! fiflllllT for tlia Uw pric, jilsratu, uiivmuuIchI Ih auu.ortl.iir hend Ir IlsteoUoesaiwl full inlculsrsiwr. Outrti m lastriutiawi liow to sell. frwu aelual Marsnti. huo ritati ..dimtmotianlMwi (Hwi,Nd ialttfsl workeri Mate rTperlencc, 1( Vya&ljdikra' --aw . M,.