jHijjHMjtijpir.ij'NT Art1 " 1 "
MISCEIiLAUEODS.
kjuOet ths Adtocitk for ono year only
onotlollsr.
A ttlegraph operator llyes on llcfc-t
An old war horso'ls a stable curiosity.
A serenade ought to bo tet in ft. Vtlgh't
ker.
Th. free lilnth ti a glV ay
In tha mnming a man geta up,bul In
tht era nina; he gets supyret.
A big lilt striking an tltphant with a
telegraph pole.
Wlifn iloclors disagree then the devil
Sett his full lee
Tfie mau who Wills his body to a hos
pital girra himself drad nWay.
If you wantto flndnut lowgreata Inun
ti, let him tell It hlmscir.
EJSjrpt Isnn.pluco for lsxy folks. A man
has to gel up beforo sunrise to be hung In
that country
o
BKISNY MEN.
Wells' Health Renewer" retnres health
nj rlor, cures Dyspepsia, Ininotrnce, &x.
ual Debility, tl.
The man who carries everything before
htm the waiter.
Never ask a woman her age lhut is
Dot that woman. Ask eomo other woman.
"Never," snld an Irish nrutnr, "wnlc
an annonymuus letter, without signing !. ur
name to It."
People learn wisdom by experience. A
man never wakes up his second baby to sco
it laugh.
"EOnOH ON RATS."
Clears ntit ruts, mice, roaches, flies, ants
bed-bugs, skunks,clilpmuiiks. gophers, lie
Druggists.
Women love ihoinst'lves as much as
Ihey i'h; men as.mm'ti ni Ihey wih to.
The inosl mmpletely lost uf till ilays is
the one on whicti we have no thought.
For some time past the peculiar urticle
known as celluloid has been making its way
as a photographic album.
Personal ! To Men Only I
Tns Voi.i.aio IUi.t Co., Marshall, Mich.,
will send Dr. Dye's Celebrated Electro-Voltaic
Delta and Electric Appliances on triul
for thirty days to men (youn nr old) who
are 11 diluted with Nervous Debility, L"S1
Vitality and Manhood and kiudrcif troub
le.', guaranteeing speeding ami complete re
St. nation of health and manly vieor. Ad
dress as above. N. D. No rilk is incurred,
as thirty days' trial Is allowed. 411-yl
A female reformer, In making a epeecli
at Chicaco on the wnmifs of her sex. aid
"Tho inferior female sex appears to be sat 1
upon and suppressed." Wo ilou't know
about the suppression, but there is one
thing they are not sat upon anv more
than the men are. It Is a mean mau that
will sot let a woman sit In bis lap half the
titno.
It Is said that there Is only one thing in
the world that is sure, namely death. We
can now add another sure thing Sines'
Syrup of Tar. It's sure to cure a cough or
cold.
The name Maria Is so popular in Ot
turnwa, the1, when a ot climbs u. fence in a
well populated iioighborhood and plaintive
y voca'lizes "Mariar I" twenty windows
are hastily thrown up and twenty heads are
thrust out, wlldily answering, "Is that you
Charley ?" ;
A New Jersey town has passed on nr
ilinanco requiring all tramps found wilhlu
its limits to be set to work draining the
town. This is just the kind of work a well-
regulated tramp is adapted to. lie jjen
erally begins, however, by ".draining" tin
citizens. ,
Tht most ob.-tlnate cases of Catarrh and
Hay Fever are cure) by tho use of Ely's
Cream Balm the only agreeable remtdy.
Trico 40 els.
Apply into nostrils with little fingr.
From Mainr Downs. Military Instructor:
Ml. Pleasant Academy, Sing Sine:. N. Y.
During the very cold weather I was sull'er
ing with Cala'rrb. My head and throat
ached so severely that I was obliged In give
uppveryllilngand keepquiet Ely'sOream
Balm was suggested. Within nil hour from
the first application I felt relieved, tho pain
began to subside. In two days was entire
ly cured. W. A. Downs. Ieb 15, 1881.
My son, aged nine years, waa afflicted
with Catarrh, th use of Elv's Cream Ililm
TfTccUil a complete cure. W. E. Hamiuan,
Druggist, Easton, I'a.
A Kentucky bluck snake which tried to
fuscinate an o .1 rooster diiln't have olro
, ... .,
nougn i nom inn oia uira oil more llian
ten scconils,nml then there was a dead snake
and a crowing chunticleer.
An Enijlisb paper slates that ono cup
ol coffee will do u man more good lhan two
gUi-w of Ixierj yet Ihe moiority of men
prefer four rounds of lager to two nfcofrec,
even 1 1. m i g 1 1 the benefit derived therefrom
be the same.
Qood Advice.
You will pn vi'iit on. I euro Ihe creater
part of (lie ills Ihnl afflict mankind in l''i'!rjomNC
or any seciion, n you Keep your eiiiinacli,
liver and kidneys in perfect working order.
There Is no medicine known that .Iocs this
uf surely as Parker's Olnser Tonic. It will
keep your blood rich nnd pure, mid give
you g'Hi.l health at little cost. Sea other
t'uluiuu.
Mr. Gunyer sold his Irish seller be
cause, he sjid, the dog lind no scent. That's
nothing. He'd dollar if you'd kick him,
which was a hundred belter fold.
Ono ol tho inysterous Ihings In thislife
Is tliat when a man goes around with his
hands outslrelched, hunting for a door in
the dark, he geuerally strikes it wilh bis
iiose,
"I can rooimniend niv son anywhere,"
said nn Arkansow sentleman to a bufinem
man. "It Is true that lie is a thief, but, sir.
his morals aro above reproncli."
"A coward can be a hero nt a dis
tance, presence of dancer lests presence of
iniud." Presence oftisenfo test (lie value
of a curative. Kidney-Woit challenses this
test always and sveiywhcr". si fur as all
complaints ol the bowels, liver nni kidneys
arr concerned. It cures all, nor asks any
.odds.
A Bouth Kid maiden wants to know
bowtouvi.i l luvtug ft mustache come ou
her uper Up. Kitoolimj.
A boy says In his compotllion that
Onions are tho vegetables that make you
tick if you don't eat them yourself."
It has gut so now that the duily paper
Is gradually usurping the place of the Bow
ing circle as a disseminator of news.
'l have ulways resolutely set niv fate
against all rum measures," remarked the
rubicund oh) gentleman, as be raised the
glass to his lips.
A Killb ward mn left 6oine poisoued
meat lu bis yard the other night lor his
ueighbvr's dog, and forgot to tio up It's
owu.
A young man advertised in the Chicago
Times for a wifa. lie received letters from
ten married men, savlngtbat he coul 1 have
itheiis.
A self oonceiloi man gets token down
aoveral pegs when captured by brigands
who set his ran sou) at the
fj.:5..
Inslznlfiwu'
Jw'iilialrtohHn:.
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MUTitoroLlS.
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Furnished to SPEcrLATons concern
Inn the proleiblo rlfo or tlccllno In
Slocks. Also URLIAnLE Ai
' viok to lNvnsTi.us and
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NOTIilK n do V. Vermont & Co , not
being entiu'-cteil (llreclljror Indirectly with
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by personal Intcrtst.
I.ct'.crs sent regularly by Monday n'ght's
mall, Inclosed envelote, for Mrlttn conticv
ttvtwetkt, on the receipt of one dollar tent, to
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PUBLISHERS,
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IMPORTANT TO FARMERS!
Tlie uiulerflffned calls tho attention of
rnrmers to the (act t liar he Is now nmmi'uc
luriti, In connrctiou with HONE MKAL, a
superior nrticlo of
SUPER-PHOSPHATE,
Ouirnntcecltobemadefrotn 1'IOKED UAW
HON I S, which Is lar superior to any other
nuw ill wiu umruei l is a -
Purely Rone Fertilizer.
I resncc fully asl! that a fair and honest
trial or 11V I'lllidl'ilATi: ho made. 1 do
tiol claim that houicepaltiio doses will work
m.n.ters, l.ut recommend ti liberal application
antl ii ihormmh test, anu I nm satlslled to
aU.lo by tho result. For further particulars
"M'1 10
A. ATtNER,
New Mahoning;, Carbon Co., Pa.
Sept. ID-lm,
W'ANTCti,
' ' pan"s of ro
Airents. .Slartllnir. as the
naifs or romance from tho lowest depths
of slavery to a position iimoi k tie first In the
slavery to n
id. "Lllo a
lanu. "juo nuu i imcs ' oi
FREDERICK DOUGLASS
written bv Iiltneeirili full an lllustrallons;
prlc 'i &0. f lulrlvals "tTncle Tom's Cabin,"
In Thrllllnit nnd romantlo Interest with the
ndiled charm th.it every wonl Is true. A mar
velous story most vraplilenlly IdM anil of
irreat tilstorlc.al value 1 Iih volutuo wljl be
cai(criv souKoi tor ny 100 nunorcos oi mou
anils who have w.itclied the remarkaljle car
eer nnl h.ive been thrllleil by the eloquonco
nfthls wonder'nl man Ihe work Klves an
account ot mtioy interviews Willi prominent
men and narrati-a many anecdotes concern-
loir them unknown to the tcncriil tmhllc. Ii
abounds In many graceful touches both of wit
anil eloquence
"Ho l such a rmarknble man that people
llketoro-ul ab'tut him, anil no wonder."
Uoslot uonatcuittioptlttt,.
"It Isas lnsii.rlnir as a poem," Woman' i
Juurnal.
"No sirinirer story h-is been or ever will
bo tool.' lionlon Adveillner.
"It Inn moro aim rblnir Uto.thm nny.crea-.
lion oi iiioni. iroy.tA. I.) utram.
"Destined to a wKlo sale,"i.irord Cou
ran. "The wholo slory li exceedingly well told.'
llochentcr Democrat.
Address I'Alili PUlluISIIINO (JO
Hartford, Conu
i NEW BOOK OH A NEW SUBJECT!
AflWITS I Kor the Trllllnir New Hoolf
wanted I Theatrical and Circiis'life.
Kerenllnic tlia secrctsol ihe Stnc, Oreen
llooin, anil Olrcus Tent, rrlvnto nml pulillo
iivtfs, oi lioieii uctors iinil nctrcssi-, ih"lr i
icsMooai worK nn i fumini-r raearinn j minis
l"lt suutches nml tlirlHtntr tmit'-.llf-K : tho
unicK on rcvirftU'ii, oow men eut liri'.wonion
nro nreu irooi ciinnons, ncnos nro cut on, etc.
''Mntlnco Mnshcrs" nml ulilily Imllet ulrls
now ni'turs nml iictrcfsi'S nro innto ; nnclcnt
uml mixlcrn moostrosltles ; womlorful seeretf
of transform itlnn scene. Illsiory ol the
Drama from the earli't dnys tlotrn to the
iirrci'oi iimo. oiost loriumir nrni I'ntert.iln
inic book now In the AmM. rsfotintlmr rev
clnlloosl Triilh strnnicr tlnin (lei ton I ITS
j-w u i u i is, liMllUVIMiS, AMI
(lUhlHIDIII'I.ATK-l Sells -n liriit
Kverylndy wnnls It. GrJnilet niportiuilty
i,ro,Hi,lo c.nolovmeiit. Oihcr im'hlUhprJ
"reolli-rinir llnoismlsol ilollnrnfor coniiol of
'err lory lliustrilcl circulars nml lull pur.
tlculnrs flSKK. nr send 6 cents In moni'y or
msTOK10Wi lMIKLlSUliNU Cu , bU'2 N
till Oi.. 31. tOUlB, .UO.
Wc hrtven scholni'ship for
the "Williaiusport Commercial
College, VIiich wo will dis
pose of at a discount. A good
opportunity for a young man
desirous of takin-' a business.
Apply ut'thisioffice:
Best
Lu.in juiw before1, the puli
no. Yon con u-alc. ii-nnAv
tneler at vor.t for ntUian at.
anv thing (Ore, Cniiitul not"
iicrt-uo 1MB c vol.
ftlnnaranil nvw rrtnuisilsat Ii mniiy the in.
un--t no. Men wonieu hoys anil clr' Wnn'lod
jvery li.iro to r.or fr na: Now i til- time.
ou c n work in himra tun" onl. T k ve vur
who o l ineto Mm l.tiHliihi Yo'i n'n Uvoat'
lioui'i Hii.l uo tiio work. Niwitrierb-'n'ncs wl I
pay vou in ar y n-i will No i.i e c.i i fail to msito
fuoruiou u-v lie iDni-it.v at once. 'COstlv
OuifP nml toinulioe' M mev ran I fns't. oi
ly nu.l lion riitj'. Adurc'M j huss & fo: An-uiut-t.
Maine. ueuio
Inventors will Adpinee. tlelr Interests by
l.inploylmtan Uxperlencnl Attorney rcsl.enn
In woshliiKion. h A. Lolnniinii. tsollcll .rol
Aincrlein and 1'orelitn 1'atcnis. W'nsl.lnir
ton. I. U , h is had e.us of fueccnyfui I'ruc
Hoc. on.l wus f irincrlynn Uxi'iolner ol' n-
teuisintliu I.iteot (IIHee, All l.uslness lie-
lore inu 'ourts or ttiu lieimrimi iit promptly
U.H.-UIII.-.1 in. rvo conungeni upoo success
Semi lor Circular. April 'JS-tt-cur.
SWITHIN C. SIIOinMIIGVAS
Acaflemy for Yoddie Men & Boys,
MEDIA, PENN. ,
12 M1I.ES I'ltOM l'lllLAUKLIUUA.
SCHOOL YEAH 0P12NS 8FPT. 15.
i rlxed ., ...rv ,-...
boom, Uv. Noofiraclisrises. So InclJcntnl
v,.viievp. ,iu vAniiinMiiMu ior miuiistion.
Itilrteen exirienceil teitcliers. all mnn nn.t
nil itni'luates. peclol opwrtunttles for opt
students to adr.m o rrfpl.lly. Special drill
for ilu.l and lackwaril Poys, Patrons or
students nm y select any stu.llcs or choose the
reuuiur r.niiii. acieniiue, nuriness, lilarsi.
ealor Civil KngiueerliiK Oourse, Mudenls
one. nu ju can i Acaocui) nre now lu llnrvnrd,
Yale, and in other (JollcKta nnd i'olytecl..
nlo Schools, Media has even churches and
a temperance charier which prohibits the
sleol nil tnloitcitliixilrlnks I'urnewll.
lu.tratcd (Mreuliir inhlresa tlM Principal and
Proprietor. SWITHIN C. SHOHTLIDOE, A,
M. (Harvard UuivvrsltyUroduste). Mo-lia.
Pcnna. sepjjS-lt.
$iOto"$20tOO(r
In IfBltlioato luillelous speculation In drain,
Provllons mid M"c.W i,n uur i.erf.rle.1 ol .
yUhU sure monthlv proms to laririiqmt small
Investors. Address, ror luir parilculais. It.
t' Knitii.t tt (in.. Com'u aiercluius, 17
St 1 o La SalloMfeet, Cliicaijo, III. '
ftI L"M WANTED. Salary and eipenres
VI L IE CLARE & HUGHE-
L ' 'MOKE ,tku rseryinen, 1? stoiMars.
turn A pVEBTISKRS I send for ourSeleei I. si el
' l"0Kl t"'!?!?."' Ue0- '' t-'e-,
.19 Fjruee bt. N. s .
FARMERS' COLUMN.
Lato Gown Byo for Spring Fodder.
There aro dillerenccsof opinion as to the
value of la I o sown ryoas a crop for catty
spring feeding-. Theso dlirerencea are al
most entirely due to tho circumstances cf
soil and season. Sfioutd the soil be poor
tho rye crop, like any other, will be poor,
end should the season rloee lu with herd
freezing soon after sowing, the planla will
li'il havo made sufficient roots to save them
from injury. If, on tho other hand, tho
toil Is rich and rnellsw, and tho sowing
lj d ne s early that strong, well-rooted
pl.inls may lorm, then a profitable ciop
may bo expected. Tho writer has seen tmet
satltfai tiry rctilts obtained by plowing un
der a sod previously well manured In lato
niiluinn, nnd Ihe ground sown to rye. Id
the spring this field yielded a heavy growth
of fine green fodder, which nas used to feed
if flock of sheep and other small slock. Af
ter this pasturngo was over Ihe rye "slub
de" was turned, under wilh a heavy coat
of manure, nnd the field planted to corn. In
thii case t'io rye was what Is termed a
s'rilen crop, put in between llieold ineddow
end the corn, Instead of (ho land lying
Idle liom the time the gra was cut until
plowed for corn, there had been an extra
manuring, plowing, ami a fodder crop.
Some portion of tho field was clay and the
additional tillage hail a good effect upon the
mecliunlcal conditions of tho soil, The
green crop thus produced enmo in ot just
that time In the spring when n supply of
fodder of this kind Is of special vntuo Ihe
pastures not having fully Btarted ond the
stored Inod limited in quantity, nnd liigUln
lrse.-Ayricullurhl
Leaves for Bcddinp;.
In tho scarcity m rye straw, and the nb-
senee of saw-duit, and other material for
bedding entile, wo have been forced to uso
lorcst en yes' In keen the horse nnd cow In a
lean condition, and on the wholo arc much
pleased with them. Tho gathering was
Irom tho rbad side, ond along the walls,
whero brush nnd leaves had accumulated
for years. A few basketfuls were put under
the animals every morning, and kept there
until they were well eatural-d with the
irine, and then thrown out into the ma
nure heap. Willi plenty of this material,
kept dry under a shed, and used'abundanl
ly, there is very little leas of liquid manure.
As an absorbent, it is much more effective
than we expected to find it. Leaves have
m high reputation as n material for the hot-
lied and the compost heap, and aro worth
tho -labor of gathering, in most ruses for their
lertilizing properties. Cords of them are
going to decay in the smlit ol almost e.verv
rural home, and it is the rare exception
that they are utilized. Mear.whila the
fields anil gardens ore lumlshed for want of
manure, or supplied with conoentrolul fcr.
tilizorsut .J10 a Ion, William Clill,-li-
rkufiurhU
Will It Pay to Btca'm Tcdicr 1
Tuke the word odder In lis broadest
sense, as uny kind of food for cm in in Ivor-
"ii.SjUnini.il , we 'nay say that' it will alwiiys
pay to slrniiTnr cook leid for swine, and i f
ten for cows in stables cntttuininc 25 bead
or looio, while for sheep nnd horses it will
boof doubtful expediency, mid usually not
iidrisablo under uny cilcuiiisluiices. The
cooking of Iced lor luttening swine is so im
portant ns n lustier of economy, that it will
pay, even though done with little retard to
(be euving of labor and fuel. On the other
hand, to cook the feed for neat cattlo with
profit, not only should there be animals
enough In make it pay, but the rations
should be si carefully planucd, Unit by
mingling of palatable, with less relished
mid conrsi fodder, a saving may be affected
in that way. Besides the object for which
(he cattle ore kept, is an important factor to
1 considered in the feeding.
Tho flow ol milk is increased by steam
'iigthe fodder the color of ihe butter is.
however, injured. The snmo ration will
prove moro fattening, while, nt the snme
lime, there will be little or no waste, if tb
oe lining is well managed. It is best to
hnve the steamed ration composed ofn va
riety of Iced, such as corn fodder, roots, hay
or oat slrow, with bran and corn meal, or
cotton-seed, or linseed cake, or inca. The
rtilntilntiuti of one kind of fodder or meal
lor iiiinther, gives voriely anil relish. Tho
oiinrso fodder Is cooked soft, and the ilaor
if tho roois nnd of the impl prcvnd.es the
Minn. It is not likely that tiny of the small
agricultural steamers run be made io cook,
economicHlly, tho food fur as many ns 23 or
SO head of cuttle.. When a boiler of sever
al horse-iiowcr is employid lo do otln r
work, as puuiiing, threshing, saw ing "o,m1,
grinding, cutting liny and corn fmldcr, etc.,
steam may be economically used for cook
in-looder. Of this Here can bo little doubt.
The. steam box In which tho fodder is placed
lor oiiokiu;, if it ls'big enough, need lint Ic
tilled olUner than twice a weed, and il, as
nlnudy intimated, every pit ins Is taken in
the npeiattnii lo s.,ve iu (he items ol labi
and fuel, bteauiing fodder fur.ct lu will be
profl table.--tigricvllurist.
Household P.ccipes.
Dain Fruit Cake Olio cup butter, one
-up align cone cup in.il.isses, four eggs, three
cups ol flour, one and rue-bulf (easponnfuls
cream tartar, one toaioonful soda, citron
and raisins, one tcnEponulu! chjves, one of
ciunuini.il, und cue of ullipice, ono small
nutmeg.
Suet Puddin One cupful stoned and
chopjmd raisins, one cupful finely chopped
siicl, ono cupful sugar, one of sour milk.oue
teatjuxinful sodu, Hour enough to make
it stiff as bread dough ; steam or boil three
hours.
Uaked Cabbage Koi I two firm white
cabbages fifteen mliiules,changiugtbe water
then for another from the boiling kettle.
When lenderdralu und set aside uutil per
ri'lly cool. Chop flue, and add two beat
en eges, a tableipoonful of butter, )wppcr,
salt, llirco tablesiHioufuls of rich milk or
.cream. Stir all well together, ami bake in
a'bultered pudding duh uutil browu. Eat
very hot.
Potatoes and Eigs Uotnnve the skins
mm some boiled Irish ixUttoe,and when
lerfeotly cold cut up in 'small pieces about
the sisa iif a. grain of corn, and season
with salt and (H-pper. To a quart ofpota
toes thus prepared lake the yolks of six
rfft nnd Ihe whiles of three, and beat (lieu
well together. Have some butler ill a frv
lug aii,aiid when it is invited put iu the
liiaioes. When (hey aro nolle hot stir in
(he egis, and continue stirrine so as to mix
them well with the polstoes and until Ibe
l iiioes are set. eeawiu and serto hot.
The best prepirallou of Iron a doctor
prevribe isBrowu's Iron Bitters.Wcause
ft ""l '"Juru loo t'ln " fiber Irou
mA; c ei tt m.
ooo
ggists
AND
Havo Slgnod or Endorsed tho
Following Romarkablo
Document:
UeBnT8.Seabury & Johnson, Hannfaotnr
lnffOhomtsts, SI Piatt St., Now York:
Gentlemen : Tor tho past fow yearn wo
havo sold various brands of Porous Plas
ters. Physicians and tho Publlo prefer
Sanson's CaTwlnn Porcmn PlnattT to all
others. Wo consider thorn ono of tho very
fow rollablo household romedlos worthy
of confidence. They aro superior to all
other Porous Plastord or Liniments for
external uso.
pnsorjgCaricjno rinstgr la a genuine
Parmacoutical product, of tho highest
order of merit, and so rccognlzod by
physicians and urugrists.
When other remedies fall set a Ben
con's Capcina Piaster.
You will bo disappointed If yon uso
cheap Plasters, Liniments, Pads or Elec
trical XIagnotio toys.
I StJKK ItKMISUY AT I.AST. Price S5cts.
i MEAD'S MedlcstcJ CORN and BUNION PLASTER.
I PARKER'S II A 1 Ft BALSAM.
The Test, Cleanest
and most economical
Hair Dressinc.
tonrraiWoRPstori!
.the youthful color to
cre Hair. 50c and
$i ftUesal druggists.
Florcsfon Cologne.
fnprai t u-l ltitii ptr.
luwit. Trii S3 tnU &.
A Pure family Medicine that Never Intoxicates. I
f yon arc a mechanic or farmer, worn on t wilh I
overwork, or a Inoihcr run down by family or
household duties try Pakkeu's Gincrii Tunic. I
If vou are a. lawver minister or business man B
exhausted by mental strain or anxious cares do I
no i iskc imuxicaung kumuiaDts, UUl use 1'AB
KE.R S IflNGEK IONIC
I blood or nerves you can be cured by Pa Kan's
If vou arc waatinc awa v from ace. dissinatiort
Ior any disease and require a stimulant take Gin
GErtToNtcatoncc; itwiUinvioraie& build you
up from the first dose but wl'.lnever intoxicate. It
has saved hundreds of lives ; it may save yours.
1USCOX A. CO.. 161 Wtlllain SL. Nrw York. ftOc
RBtl ou dollar ilica. st it II deilvrt In iiMkltcliw.
GREAT SAVING UUYJNG DOLLAR SI7C.
for all diseases of tho Kidneys and
fc- srAArtlfl nntlnn shl.nf lmfa
h orcan, enabling It to throw off torpidity and A
oi uio iiuo, ana cy jtecpinc mo dowcii in iree
ooncuuon, eacctinG its regular oifcaargo.
ncy-wort Trtu surely r lio ve Bs a uickly
In this eeaaon. to cloinso tho Syctcm, every
ono should tH-.o a tliorounh course of It. (SH J
DSOLD DY DrtUCOIGTo. Price SI.
THE LEADING BUSINESS SCHOOL OF
PENNSYLVANIA.
TIiG OLDEST. UiG LARGEST, lie BEST
A Successful Career of Seventeen Tears !
Tills Institution is tlinrniiRbly established,
and, bemi; sn Uvorubly known tbrntiKliout
She counlry, leceivcs u very liberul sbare ul
patronage.
There am In-day over 300 Students in ac
tual uttendaoce.
The Piplnma nnd the President's reontn.
inondatiiiii are r'eit;nzed everywhera by
the best business men,
lis terms are extremely m ulrrate, while
its apdUuces und lacillties aro not sur
jmssed. Durini; the p.tst yenr, of tho number whn
aiti'iided, 64 were plaeed ill liicmtiv pnst.
U. ins, 11 nd ui.iiiy Ni'irCM'CilU'd places through
their own etl'.irts.
Expenses:
Si'bnlarshlp $30 00
1) wks f.ir Full (Jourfe 7 00
(iuii.l B itinl, iier Mniith .'. li 00
For College Journals, Ac., address
F. E. WOOD, President,
WILLI AMSPOBT, PA,
August 5, lSS2 m3
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Would vu ie re-lor. d lo SsOUNl) Monhnnrl 0
seiil al.Mii) ami rml will cet ad. JllQUUUUU
vIch lu 1 ouveiop AdJresi, " "'
1'roti J.V. KiliN, UKdensonnt M.V. )ali:rl
RUPTURE
Tlio
VI. 1 HUF
i-ou want the
crfaloat lurelillou of IhBael Hee our pain,
i.lilei, "enc tree. lot. J. Y. KUAN. Orcens.
nurir. N'.V. J'lylJrl
Life, and Fire !
E. K. Stroh, General Apt,
AT MAUQU CHUNK, I'a.
Ouly good nod reliable Companies repre
enUxl. Also, Agent for tho ITALIAN and
wmmm
IT
llOrTEIlDAM LINE OF STEAMERS.
Travelers'" Insnrance TicWs!
CEKT8
Zr.mM SECURES
In cue of Injur jj or
$3,000 INSURANCE
In case of Death by Accident.
TICKETS FOR BALE AT TUB.
Carbon Advocate Office.
i'.M
Mistrial Bepartmeiit.
New Era Life Association of 1876
OF PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Insuhes Against
Accident,
AT THE VIUY LOWEST TRICES.
Amission Fee
There, has long existed a publie demand
Ior provision against 8iekuess, Av!dents
and Premature Death, on sn equitable basis,
The New Era Life Association
Now Issues Policies entering all three of th
above contingencies at rstes so low that the,
will at once command the favor of every
Prudent Man.
These roliele provide for a VTeeVly In
doinnlty of FIVE DOLLARS PER WEEK
in case of Sickness or Accident, and to cox
TIKUK until the iusured shall regain hi:
health sufficiently to attend to his regular
business.
Should a member desire an Insurance
$100 payabla upon receipt of satisfactory
proof of death, In addillnu lo the regul
weekly indemnity, it will only cost a fe
cents additional per mouth.
The rales are low, and remain the same
as when joining.
The member Is not required to wait three,
six or nine months before "becoming Ben
ficial," but his poller is good for the full
amount immediately upon the payin.nl
the first premium, should be be disabled,
The premiums may be paid Monthly
Quarterly, Semi annually or annually.
The Weekly Indemnity provld.d for I
.policy will be paid until the member re
covers or the policy terminates.
For further particulars apply lo
H. T. MORTHIMER, Ap
Carton Advocate Office,
LEIIIQIITON, PA.
CARBON ADVOCATE
rLAIN AND FANOV
00K JOB PRINTING HOUSE
BANKWAY, a short dlsUnte above
the IiShltch Valley It.Il. Depot,
LEHIGHTON. PA.
We art now felly prepared to execute every
description ofritlNTINQ, irom a
Isiting Carrl to a Large Foster !
Posters,
Handbills,
Dodgers,
Circulars
Shipping Tags,
Cards,
Dill Heads,
, LetterIleads,'
Koto Heads,
Envelopos,
, . SUteracnts,
c
Programmes,
Pamphlets,
be., &c., In Dest Manner, at
Reasonable Prices !
C. W. LEWTZ,
Real Estate & Ccmmission Agent
Offers Ihe following Properties for Sale :
to Acres of Land, one mile from Lehlghton.
all under best cultivation uneap.
30 Acres your.it lihestnut Timber In Lower
'l owmnensuiK; iwp , near Aiiupori. v ery
Cheat.
IiulMlnit Lot on Third Street. LMituhton a
gouu location ; very cueiip ni iihj.
rwo story llrlcfc Ilwolllng In Vclfs,.ort. A
very uesiriime property, ami eiictip iu t-iuu
100 Ilulldlnir rots Snyder Addition to Weiss-
port, .will he sold on instalments ot from 6
io (iu jier monin.
A two-story ltwclltmr, on Itankwny, Lehigh'
ion. 1'ine locaiiou. uniy lou.
1)30,000 to Loan on Kod First Mortgages.
jf you wiAi to Buy, Sell or to
Kent call and sec mo. All
business plaeed in my
hands will receive
early attention.
Bank St., Lehighton,
Next Weiss' Carriage Works.
August o, 1882.
Manufacturer of and Dealer m
STOVES, RANGES AHD HEATERS,
fin and Sheet-Iron Ware and General
Hense FornisMng Gocis.
ICOOFIrYtf nnd M'OUTINO done '
short notice aud at Lowost Cash Prices.
Kverrkloaol SIOVE GUATfiR and nitn
URILJwb kviitcoasuuiir on nsuu,
Store on SOUTH Street,
A few doors above Hank fit, LBtlianTOX.
Patrons ee solicited Stistsc nm Kiiarnrtp. d.
Ott. 5-TI A. I). MOSSI'.U.
E. F. LUCKENUAC1U
Two Doors Below tno "Broadway Hou se
MAUCII CHUNK, PA.
Dealer in all ratterns oj rioln and Fancy
Window Shades,
Paints & Paintesr' Supplies,
LOWEST CASH ritlOES.
a weoli in your oven town. 85
Ouifli Iree. o rik. Uverv
ilnnxiew. Capilal nit equlr.
ed. We ill lurouL yo I eierr.
tilnr. Mnnv mo ii. Iclis for
tona. Ladle mase aa mucha mou ndt)ovs
and KirU loaae trrout iar. ltoiorr iftouuuut
a buna m atwnici von ran nittu eietiiay
nlulietni e vim ora,w Wo lor partKuaiat,
1J. llAllRTr & Co.. t'orllaud. Me. eeio-vl
J"Job Printing neatly,
cheaply and promptly execut
ed at this ofiice. Give us a
trial and be convinced.
MILLIME1I GrOQBS,
Inoludlnfr llats, llonnetsrFIenorsniLbons, FehthcTs7Kotlons,:l'DnESS"TRISfMWrr
NEW GOODS RECEIVED WEEKLY.
All werk done ln'the latest style, and most durable'mnnner.tat the lowest essh'rrisss.1"
STORE! at the Intersection of BANK STEKET ond BANKWAY, LEI1IOHTON, rx,
aprll.SO, H81-yl.
Use Lawrence & EV1artin;s
For COUGHS, COLDS, SORE THROAT, BRONCHITIS, ASTHMA, P53HU-'
MONIA. COMSUW1PTIOH, Dlsoaooaof THROAT, CHEST AMD LUHCB.
BAL
QhM HE Ti
mi BTI
I II R R ti
coi'.sijy,?JI,o:J .ln.'w Incipient and iidvnnced stairci.attd n I illwiics of tlie TIIi:OAT.CIIK3
wr..13' V,uf " !:", never been so adTiintaccoif.ly compnutined as In thoTOM'. ROCK nnd
l.YG. ltSfiOOtlllllt' H.lUnmln nrnnprllnQ nfTn.rn .llfftiLl.-A ..nl ... l.i.ll.l nn !1.a'
Bystein niter tuo cousli lias been relieved. Quart alzo bottles, 1'rlco 91.0a.
(T A I IT RtfTiEaS 1 Do not bo deceived by dealers who try to palm off Rock and Vye'
iT.ftM.,11 H.WBjU I 1" plnco ot our TOl.U, ROCK ANII RYR, vtlileh Is tho ONLY
1 ?.OAAEVar!lclelll0Fcn"lnollils n Private Dlo Proprietary Stamp on each bottle, which
permits It to be Nolil ly irueprlln, Orooors nml DcnlcrJi:ver.vnhcre,
3- WITHOUT SPECIAl TA2 Oil LICDriGn.
Tho TOLU, ROCK AND RYE CO., Proprietors, 41 nivor St., Chicago, Ilk
8 I4ijy Tl.c II.M.V 'lleXM; oll!.ck,n.lc,r,.i.l.n,hif.l. A I IM OliV cf VWtliB 8 K,
frry Atlitimistration lium WAfclUNl.TU'- t" tl esnt time. Willi oei
k) MmI 1'orl rnl t . of I.nnlrsoi inc hitc Ilott', with viewiormany
if i lie Hnmes oi ihe Vrettlem . This Is the most stlAl)lclook ixiNlslictf.
.mn y l i.lr, ni
ADLifcV X CO., 6U A.
No Patent No Pay.
PATENTS
obtained for Inventors In tha United States
Uannda and Kurope.at reduced ritci. With '
our principal office located In Washington,
directly opposite tho United State Patent
Office, wo ota uhlo to attend to all patent t
business with greater promptneB and do
spatch and at less c'Bl lhan other patent at- (
torncjii who are at a dUianco from Wash
lniton, and who have, therefore to employ
"asRocltoaltornojrs " We make preliminary
cxaiulnatloiiR and furnldi opinions as to i a
tentnbMlty, free ofcharKO, and all who are
Interested In mw Inventions and patents ure
Invited to send for a copy ol our "Hulde for
obtaining ratcnts," htih Is sent frto to
any address, mid contains com i It to infttuc
tfops how to obtain patents and other valua.
ble matter. Wo refer to tho Gtrnmii-mtr
lean National Hank Washlogton, It. O.; tho
Koyal Swedish. Norwcir'an and Dai.Ult L-Jta-tluns,
at WavhlnKlon; Hon. .los. tatoy, lalq
(MiIhI Justice U. S Court ol (Jhilinf; lo the
OQlclali or tho U. S Patent Olltce, and to
Senator and Members of Congress Irom
every State.
Address: J.OTMS IHOOKIt tt CO., So.
Ilcltors ot Patents aud Attorneys at l.avv.Lu
Droit Hull.llnL', Wasiiikotun. 1. ).
Don't (all to buy your
Ghnmpaigne Pear Cider,
2Jnger Eecr,
Hoot Uccr,
. NVctnr,
Porter, &c.,
OF
C. BOETTGER,
TAMAQUA, Pa.
Aug. 13, 1831-Ij.
$500 Rewrd! !
WH will pay the above reward for any case
of Liver Complaint, l)ypi'p'rt, Sl'-k Hi a.U
ache, In-tljfMl -n, PonsMptllmi orto11veiie9S
we rarunt cure w(lh i-t' Ltyer Veuctable
Pltls, when ihe directions art eirMly com.
plied with. Thoy aro purely Ye it eta Mi, and
never fait loulvesailsnictloit Sutear u.ited,
I..arKe boxes, rontululrittr SO Pills. 5 cents,.
Fur sale bv all HruirUil. Iteware of eotin.
terteit&aud Itnltatlons. The u uulne manu
factured only by JOHN (J. W hST K (,
'The- PIU Makers " 181 it 183 W Alaihson
Bt Chlrntco. Free trial park one sent by
mull prepaid on receipt o!3 cent stamp
rhlhidelphla, Pa.
so t. -Jl. 6My,
We rontiuiin tn net as rTolioilnrs for
ruts. Caveats, Trailo MurLs, 0"iyrii;lit.'trt ,
fur Ihe United States, Canada, Cuba, Km;
lanil, I'Vunee, (iiTniany, Hr. We liayrt bail
TII1KTY KIVR YKA Ka KXIKalMM!K.
futeuls nlitainnl irjrounli US nranntloed
In lh ScUMmo Amkiiioak. This large
nnd splendid illul rateil wreUly mH'r, .'U
a ye,ir. sliowa tue PpBnMid rVieiice.la very
iutwreslinz. and has an enoiinms rlreula
tlon. Aililicus Ml'KN 1 CO.. rlei,l S..lie
ilnrs, l'ulillsliers nf SciK.vr vio AnkKlosy,
37 l'ark ltow.Nen- York, Uaud Luuk uIhmiI
Talents sent free.
LAND!
A. A. THOMAS.St.noud Ilulld
lnir. Woshlnaton. I. (. I'riir-
tlees le-lore Ilia VnlriMl tataU'S
tlensrul Lanil onice. V-ntestl cafes, prl
rale land elalmk, mlnlnir. iire.oinpllon and
homestead eases )irusecutef hefwre the l)e
partinnl oflhe lnlerior and Supreme Court;
and all classes nf claims Lcrorolli Ksecullfe
lleiar'inents. rjeolal at'entlun KlV n lo
towU'SllecasMs. Mnd warrants, hbiuesloa.l
tloats, auJ mil kinds vfUiid scrlii Iwunlit and
ild, nittlC-cor.
M. A. SNYDEtf.
"Respectfully nnndunces
-toher My friends that
she lias just received a
full line of the latest
novelties in
FALL & WINTER
im niwnvi nern ono nr fie mrsc imnortaiit
wen pom tilelib d by the 1.11 DICAT. FACULTY
tinmittnnrncro.K'iim.ntioit'OiKiiiH.uuL.Dii,
iiunvcnvpij iirnMi cnri? t hnni'p
tr cmtilar. wttn full n.trti mlars, to
ruitrlli Mm-I, i'hi;itdU blu.
DIAMOND
GAT
eemedy;
A Poltlvo Cure for Ctnrr!i of nil
Iilnat. Ii Is liiMtaiitnnruNK in v.rfvet'
a.iil f'-rnianiTii in teunlt. tuns at say
b axa of t , I. c.is. II is curoj caxa so U.ltkle
th.t boni.9 caiun irom tlienose.,
Hr. sir ry'N niurrtnxd rainrrh Rum
oaly Is nil d aii'l pu.ini anoinlim ImmrHlluln
It Ida itpiniii Iruruln llci-es. K stsrib,
li lliienzn, tliiy SVrer llronohttl.
It w II rcniova I'olipiH ami sffcctuslly enra.
Waierr an I I'uridi nt Illsilmrgea from the 4
and Turuat, and F etui. bioVenins tlnsta: per--lui'tli
tvaioro impal eil Snmll, Tio and llsarlar'
relieve Hod .e. e. Ilrtak up CY1.N In Itie lUad;
Micnsrlieu ih Voire ami V.y-; l-url.'y, ReslaM
nnd llcmhr i tear und Active tvary Uijau ! the
UvSU n.nl lliroat. I'r.ce, 00 cc.la.
15 r. Kvory'a Itlnnmnil Invlaornlor t
a r. ricct eu,.,.ii I'ui tr.i r, ,vpptliwr usd
Ncrvn 'futile. It lu krs a OMin.tfiil. wtM
some ilrr.):, which Invlzorate. rnrltlea?
l.u.1 Sirriijtlirus tlie u ire s;siem.
lor lleue nl 11 tullty, UriptlK. BUinnntwsv
Tmpd Liver. Indl.csii n. Kenraliclo and Rha
imiile Atrectlon., Js ndlce, Malsna, r.ateUfcff,
Xau.ea, H cK lltailsrl e a d Kulney CemylatBU,
li Is lnvalua'de. 1'iicc, tuienla.
Dr. r'vory'r. niamoxd Snlve Is a MTev
el.n cuie lor tuirni, iiiuises So.v til all ktswU,
Malt ltlicum, let r, 1 1 irwurui ui.d CuianeM
Srupilons. iTIec, 5 cents.
ynnr Srnyelot for thro nnt'
lex unci lithn i.u oilirr; vr Mill bt) aelit
I'l co on rvvclpt ul prlco.
Dc-crlpllve l'impn cts l'rco.
Addrrss Dr. Kvory'a Diamond Remedies Co.,
P. O. Box sjco. iu Jolm. street, New Tr.
OUT TtHBSOUTI-
Wohavostoro9lnl5 loading" Cities.
from
which our agents obtain their rnprUesquIcur
Vnriorictf ami rrinrliml onirea are at
Pit. Heai for our Nov Catalogao an4
our
terms to oeatj
M M I nil CI I 3l2tncknwannaAve
8CRANTON..PA
WHO HUNACQIMIMTIO WITH THK QCOQnAPHV Of THHeOUSHT
TRY WILL Sit BV CXAMININQ THiStlAPTHATVHC
CBICAGO, ROCK ISL&MD &PACIFIG RT
Bt tha central edition of lLi Una. aonnMU Qim
rie pasteoKera, without ohADtza of ear. htwSi
worth, AtcbUon, Mmutapolls and St, aol. It
co uu co it in umoa jjepoia wiia ail am pnaeipu
linea of road between toe Atl&utta and tha aofe
Oooaoa. Its equipment la unrivaled and m acuta w
cent, belnp ooinpoied of lloat Com Tort U aaAV
Ucautiful vny Coaohci, Zlaanifloent Uortea
el ta i off Chair Car, Pullman' Fret tl cat Palaa
Bice pi ne Carri, and tb Ueat Lino of Din Ins Cars)
In tha World. Three Train botwn Chicago and
Allaaouri Klver Point. Two Train between Chi
oco and Minneapolis and St. Paul, via the racaoia
"ALBERT LEA ROUTE."
a A New and Direct Line, via 8eneaand Xankaw
kee. baa recently tvien opened between Kltbmoad,
or folk, Newport New. Chattanooga. Atlaata, Au
Junta, Naahvllle. Loulavllle, Isezinsloa.Cinelnnati.i
ndianspoli and Iiifayetto, and Omaha. UIabmm
olU and Be Faul and intermediate point.
All Through FAsacagera Travel on Ji JUsreteT
Train.
Ticket Tor aaleat all prlnolpal Ticket OClaee l&
tha United titatcs and Canada.
Uacffago checked through and rate of fare at,
way oa low a competitor thai oner leaa advatw
togos.
For detailed Information, cet tho Map and ToldV
or of the
GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE.
At your nearest Ticket Office, or addreas
R. R. CABLE, E. ST. JOHN
Vr rw. Uea'l uiar, Gta'l TIL 4 Tuu AfiV
CHICAGO.
DKOP IN AT THE
Carbon Advocate
OFFICE FOB
)heap Printing !
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HA.
icentilTanlRl. ThrCulmlnatlng-Trtaupli
W to LIVE!
A complete Cyclopedia nf household V nowtdre fr th
masseeino ready. t!jliivUkr tt J Uotng-CUatl
Low priced, Ulaatrated, uiuhjumIcm! la autbortbl
hend lor Yrt notice and lull particulars now, Ootflw
aad loktruction how to sell, free to actual ageati. Sac
refcSfuaren'eedlaitbrul worker Plate prlenc. It
Iny, ami territory delret IV. II. rtri
uWUlicr, iffi AfLh totrt, lhlUielPUia, iaV