MISCELLANEOUS.
traOet the Adtooitk for one year, only
onerlollir.
A cenleal Imlyi rather Inclined lo flirt,
ays moit inrn are llko bail colds very
easily canglit, but very difficult to gel rid
of.
The London Lancet savat "No man
who respects hlnislf drinks before illnnor
and no man who resjiccts Ills dinner drinks
niter it."
The school trustees Hint vntn fur n
change of text book) In our public schools,
are ewcial objects ol wrath in the city and
country.
"I guess I'll push along" Is what the
man with the wheelbarrow mill.
The Providence Transcript asserts that
Western rats commit suicide. Let's import
the breed
It is with some mothers In Hie treat
ment of their children as with fireworks.
First they rock It ami llii'ti the slick.
Skinny men.
Wells' HValtli Ill-newer" restores health
and vigor, cures Dyspepsia, lnimtenco,3ex
Ual Debility. $1.
-Pension ilein t A Federal soldier boa
applied lor a pension at Washington for n
broken lea;, gut in "jumping the bounty."
Richmond State.
The New York Ornphie wants lliomale
vest abolished. If this were done, where
woul l th men put their cigars, cloves or
pull down their vest?
Hen'y K. Hutchinson, of Wood si nek,
Vt., left by will Sl.llOll.tlm ineonie ol' which
Is to Im expanded In purchasing clothing
for poor clilldrrn in that town.
"I believe In moderation of all thing,"
Id the red no"d man. "1 drink myself
sometimes." ' Gr"St heavens I" exclaimed
Fojg, "you rail that moderation?"
Said the Texas hrlll'as ho was about
to spring the trap: "Kirk and squirm as
much as y.iu can, There's about four tlinus
and people present and we want them to
have all the fun pnslhl."
"SOtlOH ON HATS."
Clears out rats, mice, roaches, flies, ants
bed-bil?", skunks, chipmunks, gophers. 1 3c
Druggists.
A satrical exehaime says the man who
von't lake a papr because ha can borrow
one lias 'nventml a machine with which lie
ran cox his dinner by the smoke of his
neighbor's chimney.
Morse, whoinvenled the telegraph,anrt
Bell, the Inventor of the tctcphne,both hud
deaf mute wives, which Iradsn wa to ob
isrye : "Just see what a man can do when
averythlng Is quiet."
We see an article going the rounds
headed "How Journallitn Pays." Yes,
ire all know how journalism pays. My,
lisw rich we are, and how solt a pile of old
exchanges aro to sleep on. Journalism pays
five cents on the dollar.
Personal I To Men Only I
Tin Vom.aio Dki.t Co., Mmshall, Mich.
will aml Dr. Dye's Celebrated Electro Vol
tile Mtt and Electric Appliances on trial
for thirty days to men (younir or old) who
aire afflicted with Nervous Debility, Lost
Vitality and Manhood and kindred' troub
le., guaranteeing speeding and complele re
storation nT lo-allli end mnnly viunr. Ail
lres a uIkivo. N. H No risk is incurred,
as thirty days' t ri I is allowed. 4SJ-y 1
General John Pyne, of Warsaw, Kv.,
probably Is the oldest pensioner on the U.
H. pension rolls. He is eighty-seven years
nM and has been draivingn pension for the
loss of an arm in the service ever since 1820
tl years.
Thomas Sclofuld, aged ninety-two
years, walked nine miles to renew his suh
rcriptlon to a New Lnndon paper. It is the
general impression among publishers that
there are a number f subscribers who arc
waiting until they are uinety one years old
co'na and pay for their pnper.
Why Should They.
Na man or woman can do satisfactory
work when the brain is dull, tho nerves un
steady, the system relaxed and they feel
generally wrelrhed. Why should anybody
drat; ibronjh their work In th's condition,
when a bottle nl Parker's Dinger Tonic will
al a moderate cost give tnrm the strength
and will to -rlorm their duties satisfactory.
Ed.
Frank arknowleilgiueut t "I believe
you're a tool, John," testily exclaimed Mrs.
elicits, as her husband unwillingly present
el her lh Iml end nf a id(n dish, which
she promptly dropped and broke. "Yes,"
lie added, resignedly, "that'a what the clerk
t-dil me when I went to taka out my mar
rlige license."
Dr. Talmage, of the Drooklrn Tuber
mele, in a recent sermon pleaded for more
pity ami less contempt for mural debase
ment. I havecnine In this conclusion, that
most men wmil tu do right, but they ilon't
i-xacllr know how. Tho vakt majority ol
Ilie e'ple win. full are the victims of cir
ritmtaiic.they are captured by amhusciile.
Be easy nn them.
"Necessity is Hie mother of Inven
tion " t) eise id th" liver, kMuevs and
liowels br iiuhl 'orlh that snveielgn remedy
Kidnev Weil, which isnaliire'e iiormalivir
live torallthowilirecoiiplaiutt. Incilher
IhI. or dry f .rn it is a -rfet remedy for
Ihos- terrible ditCHSea that cause so tuutiv
leah(.
Rome geniiia haa uiveiilnl n little article
called a "fire-kliMller." UnieM it is made
In the shaie nfa nwboil en, the newly lin
-rte. servant girl will not totieli it. If it
rnntilns s.itnelhin that will exd.e and
knock the dnmeslie end over eml over two
r three chairs, and burn oti'her eyebrows
without doing any nllierdsmage, there may
ba lsre ilemsml for Ike "fl klndlers."
Why mi wiekixl old man like flxe-l
starst IWaus Iker aeiutillalo.
The rsl Mine l.i Hay jin.l tlwit is why
It does not t" out l flil.m.
WIit s'mwM AraW B-y U the faiwite
of the rlitldren f IWaute he Is utie of the
Ar.blin KnlcMIs,
Summer is nearly over, lait all la are
just at liable hi be aun sir nek in wluler as
tbty are In July or AiiauU.
ilv Am
the world that is mre. iiamelv .leath. V
ran now add another fir lkiii Siiih'
RyrupofTsr. It's auratoeurva aoujli im
cold.
Ilia l-ilorailo l.eenU hat travel! to
Kuro, but the mosquito etavt lo bum.
Borne men, otherwle steady heade-l,
ran never keep their Iwtanew In the bank.
A Philadelphia paer nbliahean Jew in
atilled"tl.n'eitfcin.'aH Idiot." Ttiee.ll
t-r should keep hit (wlv.te i. Ha into him
self. Cheek Beauty are I heahTulneM are o'.
ten united. Yet the predict iiulden it of.
tea admired fr hereWV,
Wale. lint The timo waalail by wen
,ln leellnj Intl." we..u a4 would Make
, ... ..... a."ri , .w-. . Mr, aw ii.
.Ik ie .1 ..... t.
A trIM e.ee-ia v. .r ,
tueh..u.rm Ur aakaJ 'lsWwn
sine tel. w-a s.,.. .JJa.-
r-ntinl Foaa.-laat 1 kasa raawJ auTaue aaiiiai
as l4 . IH fit, Um must Isj (Is
jllMk kfUnOMM.'
i ififiiriii iiiifijiJCTCjijjii jtui'niinjiriijiiM jirumf amnnns
SPECIAL NOTICE.
Messrs. E. to V. Vermont & Co,
Publluhcrs,
70 Cliamtjcrj Streci Sew Vork,
Acknowledged IJeoui.au DoiiREaroiil)-
kntb ol rot'n iifMiinat) Kr.wrxrun
In the United htatesand Canada,
are now prepared to tend their
PrivafceFinancial Letter
FltOM NEWYOItK CITY,
(Under while rait envelope) to all Ir.
Vkstoiis on SpEcutATona, who mayilestre
to receive, weekly, tlm taint information con.
eernlnir the STOCK JlAKh-UT IN THj:
ilLElUIOl'Ul.lS.
HINTS AND POINTS
rUrnlheil to Sr-KrntATnita coneern.
Inn the prulinlilo rise or decline In
5'01-kS. Also KKLIAHU! At-
viCk to lNVKaToiia and
UAi'iTALiais concerning
Secure nml l'nlltnl,U Invest tticnts.
NOTInK V. do V. Vermont & Co . not
bclnir conn ctc.1 illrcrllrnr Inillrictly with
any llrokor's or llinko 's llnlticsi Blve their
intorniatinn ami auvice wun inn impartial!,
tv anil without b Intr lnfluonceil t.i the least
by personal Intcn st.
J.cfcrant regularly by itfoml.iy night's
mall, In ctoscd envclot o, for thirteen conieeu-
tivt weiki, on the receipt ofc-ne dollar sent to
E. te I VERMONT & CO.,
PUBLISHERS,
70 h.mu5:i:s ST.
Aug. l?, 18S2 -cor.
N. V.
IMPORTANT TO FARMERS!
Tho undershrned calls the attention of
Farmers to the met that he is now inanuluc
lurinir. In connection with liONE MKAI., n
superior article of
SUPER-PUOSPITATB,
Ouirantced to he made from PICKED T5,V
1JUN KS, which Is far superior to any other
now in mo inaraet it is n
Purely Hone Fertilizer.
I resiirc'fullv ask that a f-itranil lionest
trial or MY PHOSPHATE ho minlc. 1 ilo
not clalai th it liotnrepitlilc doses will work
nt.nlere. tui rt'Ciitntiicniliilit),rnlntii1ication
and a thoroimh test, ait I am sntlsllail to
nMile by the result. For further particulars
apiuy tu
A. AHNEIt,
New MnhonlnK, Uarbun Co., Pa.
Sept. 10-ltn.
WANTEH. Aaents. Rtarlllnir as the
' pns ofroma nee from the lowest depths
of slavery to a position atnoi g the tlrst In the
lanu. ".ueatni 'rimes ' oi
FREDERICK DOUGLASS
wrlttrn bv .ilmeeini full iice llluFtrntlnnn
nrlc 'i 60. OutrivnU 'TmcIo Tom lnhln"
In Thrilling nml rnmnnilc lmdrei with the
iitMt'il plinrm tlnit every wor.l is true, a inar-
velotis a(cry most iTaphlcnlly tnltl an.l of
nrfat iiltoricl vnlin 'I hi vnlumo will be
enxeny Pouiclit lor by tno humlrpilf or thnu
tiiiils wlut tuivu wntchi'd tlif reinarkat-lR car
ecr nml Imr 1hpii tltrlllcdny the eloquence
nf this wonilprmi mnn The work irlves nn
accnunt nl mnny Interviews with iirinnlnent
mpntmii nnrnip m ninny ntiecuoipR concijm
lux them unknown to lb- uenprnl t uhlle. It
nboiimlln many KfrtccfuUtnicliL'S both or wit
mo i" focn a rrtmfirKnnie man tnai tipori
like t r 'il n in tit lilin, nnl no womlcr."
Iiotton CongrftjntiovHttt,
It lffiis Inpinrln-j its a room." Woman.
J mtnal.
No sinntrpr nnrx lmsbccn. or ever will
do imo,'T limto-n Aarcrtie;
"It is a ti'ort nh riinir t-t thnn any crca
tlonorfl'tlftn' 7Vov. IjV. YA Herald.
"Destine, to a wide sale." Hartford Cou
ranr.
"Tho whfde Ftofy Is cxcosillrly well told
Rocbciter Demnnat.
AtblreM I'AItK IUIJ.aSHIN(l CO,
Ilartrurd, Conn.
k M BOOK ON A HEW SUBJECT
ArtWJTS I For tho Trllllncr New Hook
WANTED I Theatrical ami Circus Life.
Hevcallnir Iho secrets ol the StaifB. Green
Ituoin, ami lllrcus Tenl. Private ami pulille
lives oftiotcil actors and actresses their pro
fessional work an I ruininer vacation t ainiis
Inj; sketches anil thrilling iKigeillcst tho
Black rt revi-aleil, how men cat flre.wnroen
arc tlrcil from cunnuns, heails aro cut otr, etc.,
'Mattnco Mashers'' ami Kiddy hallct irlrtss
how actors and actresses aro made! ancient
'lern monstrosities j wonderhil secrets
. ... .. ic.i.i iikii n.ii ri.- OVI-. lllfiurj- 111 HID
Drama from tho carllt days down to tho
present lime. Most thrllllmr and entertain
Inic l)ok now In the field. Asioundliix rev
elations! Truth rlranL'er than netlon 1 m
Pll III It WT-S. I'A'llIlAVlVdS, AND
UOI.IillEli IM.ATEl Sells .n sight
Everybody wants It (Irndest opportunity
ever offered to thoso deslrlmr pleasant and
prof)' utile cioliluviuehl. Oilier imlillshers
areollerliiK thouatidsol ipjllarsfor eontiol of
territory Illustrated circulars and lull par.
tleulars rM.KK. or send 51 cents In money or
stamps for complete eanv.issliur outfit, to
lllSl'OKlMAL. I'tWJMSltINO (Jo., 602 N.
4lh St., St. Louis, JIo.
Wo have a scholarship for
the Williamsport Commercial
College, whicli wo will dis
pose of at a discount. A good
opportunity for a young man
desirous of taking a business,
course. Apply at this office.
tUMna4nowucrnre the' p-m
lie You can leak moiiov
taster fcl uoi-j fur us tlm i at
one tliioir olsie. CamtHt out
nivtied tVowlleta tv"".
ffiin nay nno upw r.in uiaao ul li mo liy tlie in.
ilu-i ions. Men. women lioys and ulr: wamod
evry wtn-re to wor f ir na. Nowata timo
Vo l c .11 work in eparo tim mil i r a ve I'tur
whij'o t'lnnlo tho futsuis-. Yoo c-n livent
Ik nieand it too nor., No oilier U iR'uei. t I
nay vou near y an well Xoi.neca-i fan lomaitc
enortnoui n n nv f-niriix- at once. (o.tlv
Oiiill end tei m free Money ma lolant. ca. i-
iy nn.i i.oii rJMi. Auaress i nuts & ;o. AU-
ijosn jiiiiou. oeuioyl
Inventors will Artvaneo their Interests hy
I'linploylnxau Kspcrleneed Attorney resident
In 'ashing!. m. t. A. I.ehmann, Solicit .rot
Aioeiioin anil rorelirn I'atenis, WaslitiiK
ton. It. t) , h IS hud ea is of sueeessTill Prne.
Ilee. and was ronncrlvan Kxwnlner of a
tents in iho Patent Office. All business he.
lore Ilia 1 'ourts or tlm Department roinptly
..-(. uu k-uuiiugeiii noon socecss
.ch I lur Ulrcular, April SJ-tl-cor.
S WITHIN ('. SII01CI I.IDCr.'S
Acaflemy for Yonni Men &B oys,
MEDIA, PENN.,
12 M1I.US FKOM nilLAIIKLPillA.
SCHOOL YEAH 0PEH3 SEPT. 12.
Fixed pikM enrrs every exnse. even
books, &c No extra charxes. No Incidental
eltienses. No cx lllllli.illon for nitnila.ion
Thirteen cxierleneed teachers, all men and
all itraduates, special npimriunltlcs for opt
lutein, to adrao e rapidly. Special drill
lor llu 1 And tateltwtir.t Loi-a li.ir..na nr
lor ilu 1 and l-ackwarl Imys, iVrons or
rn-nlar Fmr'lsl, Ser-Miir itiin...M V.i.
eat or I'D II Knxiuerrlnic t!.,ursa. Mu lenis
nitM at .Media 40-t temvar now In Harvard,
air, and ten inner Ijollrirea nnd Poly'.reh
uiv r-wioH.ia
,.e7nn;M;."oe!.:ar,,e';,,;h','ecn, ,,!!:: n.?:i
icui nu iiiiii.i(unii4 nniiKB i or new II.
lu t rate. I I'lnular hi!. In la the Principal and
Proprietor. 8WITH1N C. SHORTUUOE. A.
M, (llaivard UulversltyUiailuate). Molia,
Peana. sept. s-lt.
S10 to $20,000
In Isjrltlmateludhdons speculation In Oraln,
Pravbloos auJ Hioets on our perfected pi ns,
ylel le sure monthly proms to lareo md sinali
if.
m tru&... ...... ,..... . i.T.J.V-...
avawiarre. Aonroaa. inr lull tkiriieniHra ir
1 4. i a n call. Mreit. Slimm .in '
li. jvafcliAi L K (.oi
T"; :
MHN SOf CLrnfeTM!
I MORE, N urt.riMn, naslon. Mass,
' A PVERTIESRS ! s-aal fo, nHr t.,o i. ,(
)0.-jUiUal.
w.Mav. -r.. ua. I', I
, Hawaii .V. Co.,
Good Water for tho Stock.
Pure water and an abundance of It Is one
of the essentials ol every good farm. This
water should be at or near the barn or barns.
During the summer months when the farm
stock Is In the pastures with green fodder,
the water supply does not seem lo be of
great Imporlaneo A good stream may bo
all that Is necessary, even If It Is situated n
half mile from the buildings, but In winter
a supply rloso at hand Is of great value.
Darn yard wells are ronvcnleut but ate eel.
dmn tcccptaclcs of puro water. The water
too firipieiilly would serve a better purpose
if used as a lertilizcr upon tho land than
given hi animals. Far superior to the well
water Is that of some spring which is brought
t various places in and around the farm
buildings from a neighboring hill e'ulo.
There are yery many places vrlicro pipes
can bo In i.l and the very best of water
brought In to supply the wants of the stock,
There is a gieal loss sustained by farmers in
ving, or allowing their slock to seek and
drink water tint is at tho point of Irccifng,
It not only chills the system, but requires a
are amount of food lo bring It to bhod
heat. Spring water though cool is not ice
co I. Ileforo the winter sets in, and tho
stock are all In their quarters, every one
should see that hli water supply Is wli. t It
should bo for the comfort anil health or In;
anlma1 . mul Hif profit which comes with
li thoughtfutiifss. American Agricut-
lurht.
Woods Aloa? the Road Sidoa.
Some lanners appear to forget that their
land extend to Iho middle of the roadway,
and Unit they huve rights and duties in
eminecllon with tho roail soles. At this sea-1
son it is common to find by the way side
the largest weeds in tho neighborhood.
They have had it all their own way an.l
this has been to ripen a large crop of seeds
Such neglect of Iho rood side is a great mis
take, as it not only gives n neglected op
pearanee to the street, but is a means ol
propagating weeds that do much damage to
tho crops in the adjoining fields. It duos
not mutter how clean.tlie rultivated crop
may be kep , if weeds uro lelt lo grow jusl
over the fence. It is too lale now to do more
than collect ami b'.'rn these, hut in doing
this, the seeds should bekilled, to make tin
work f subduing these pi sls less bunion
some in the luture, besides adding to the at
tmcliveness of the street.
Preparing Plants for Winter.
It is a great mistake to delay the work nl
preparation for winter until it is suggested
by cool nights urn warning given by blight
ing frosts. When n plant has been taken
Iromapotatid planted in open ground it
usually out-grows its former p'aco nml ia Ion
large fir any vessel of convenient size. The
roidshtiiild be cut nw.iy to a conriderntile
extent and likewise the top, jr foilage.ninst
he. onrtespondiiigly reduced Xovices nftou
fail at this point, for they dislike to pin
wllh any of Iho nw growth, an I set Ilia
plant in n pot unpruned, nml expect, what
is nut possible, that it will 11 iiirish. Cut
back root system and htaiich system is the
rule. Plants when thus transplanted need
to be favored by being kept lu tho shade
and sheltered from drying winds until they
have made u good start in tho puts. Many
of tho house plants nro kept in their pots
during the summer and they will need re
potting, or the pot washed nnd the surface
soil replaced by Ircsh, rich earth. A larg. r
potisntcded by those plants whose roots
have funned a mat along the inner surface.
The ball of earth can bo examined quickly
by spreading the lelt hand on the vessel
the stem passing between the fingers, and
with tho other hand on the bottom inveit
tho pot and give the edge a downward tap
against same object. If this does not suc
ceed, pour some water around the edge,ond
after a short time repeat the operation. All
old pols should be clean, and If new ones
aro me I soak them in water until the pores
aro filled. A piece ol broken vessel is pinna
over the bottom hole before filling in Ilie
potting earth. All tho necessary pots, soil,
etc , should he obtained now, thai they may
be at hand when needed at any time during
the winter. Aqnculturitt.
Household Recipes.
Cakes for Lunch Two quarts of flour,
two cupfiils of Lultcr, three cnpfuls of sucar,
the ynlUs nf six eggs, and nno dessert spoon-
fill 8la ilis' ilved in a tahlespnonrul nf salt
in ue linvorQii with mace, cinnamon or
nutmeg and cut into little shapes. Bake on
il.it tins.
Chicken Tanada Boil n young chick
en till tender, cut oil' the while meat and
pound it In a Mortar with a little of Hi
liquor in which it was boiled until it is ,
tiaste. Season it ilh pepper and luilineg;
return it to the s.iucepau, add more ol tl e
liquor, nnd let it bnil for about two or time
minutes.
Keep a cup of vwdrred borax on yrur
washstand ; it will do wonders in the way
of softening tho tkin. If you have been
working in the garden, or uoing things
about Ilia house which have tended lo nuil.o
your hernia rough, when vou wash them
dip your lingers in tho borax and rub your
hands well with it,
Pyramid Pound Cake Ono iotind ol
whilo pulverized eugar,nno pound of butter.
ono f Hour, ami ten rggs, bake in a drip
ping pan one inch In thickness, cut when
cold into pieces thieo and a half inches long
hy two wide, unit fros. tops and sides, form
on the cake stand in pyramid before the ic
ing is quite dry hy laying first In a citcle
five pieces with some epico between them
over the spaces between these lay five other
pieces, gradually drawing In tho column
and crowning the lop with n boquet of
llowers.
Wash for the Monlli Pissnlyen spoon
i ful of black currant jelly In half a cup nf
,lnt w,cri "' "dd two lumps ofsug.tr.
Keep it in the mouth as long as pnssihle.but
.t' ,. .,, , 1
- I " win give certain re
iw.wl' lunsuo d ""'.
foul.
Escellent Receipt for Doughnuts One
pint of clobber milk, oua teaMamnful of we.
da, one o-ilIVe cnp of sugar, and spica lo
taste adding a little salt, make the iluuel
only still" enough to roll and drop into hot
I "ir" n" ln "nt l,r"wn
- excellent rcolie for douzhiiuts,
!
lard and fry to a light brown This is an
' - '"t!s the ,.f keeping acowlhat
is past her prime t None 1 Yet many dairy
'""",0 "' Th, '' f lh.
farm that ran raitly be stinpe.
Nrtthlag bmld. up abattared aanttltuttons
(o quickly as Siown'a Iron Bitters.
F
- npnmtfDRtio
LASTER
HAVE BEEN IMITATED,
And their oscollont ropntation in
juroa byworthlcBaimitatiors. Tho
Publlo Dro cautioned against buy
ing Piasters having similar Bound
ing names. Goo that tho word
O-A-P-C-I-IT-E is corrootly spollod.
Benson's Capcine
Porous Plasters
ArO tho only impi'OVOmont
mado in Plasters.
over ,
Ono i3 worth moro than a dozen
of any othor kind.
Will positively euro whoro othor
remedies will not oven roliovo.
Prioo 25 cents.
Dowaro of cheap Plasters mado
with lead poisons.
GEAEURY & JOHNSON,
MannfaetnrlngChemlne, New Ynrfc.
A-riKi nr.wifv at J.jMTri'Hco?5ctT.
MEAD'S Medicaid CORN and DUNI0N PLASTER.
PAHKER'S HAlRBALSAll
Tlie rt. Cleanest
onilnmt Ixronomical
Iiairlrcsnii'
K-vrrriM-iamorp.
the youthful color to
i'rey n.iir, jw; unci
$ i sizes ttdntgg.
flcrcslca flohpA
luitisi. l'ri( S5 RitJ lit.
A Pure Fax.Ily fcdlcln: that Mcvcr Intoxicates.
If you are a mcclianic or fanner, worn out with
overwork, or a motlicr run tlaun by family or
household duties try l'AhKBrt's Gingrk Tonic.
If vou rre n Liwvcr minister or business man
exliatitcd ly mcntatl strain rranxiomcarrsdo
notiakc intoxiciims itimuiatiis, but use i'AU
KClt's GlNC.tli TttKIC.
If ouhavc Dyspepsia, Klicumatism, Kidney 6
or urin.iry Comphiinti, or if jou n-e tioubcili
w Ith P.ny disorder oft lie lungs, f imracli bowels, :
uioou or nerves you can Lccuremy I'AhK'iu s
Cinccr Tunic. t
If you nrc wasting away from nse, diwiptin
or any disease and require a stimulant take Gin
ger ToNtcat ence t h iil invigorate & but'.d on
upfromllicfirst dose but v l.Inecr intoxicate. It
has saved hundreds of hvca ; it inay save yours.
IllSCOX .1. CO., 1 ft 1 V'UIhm fl., New York. tOc.
una cut datur tutii, t nil Unt.tT In tneuirliKt.
F0RTIiPERrV1AENTCURE0F
iro oUici dlecftflo ia B3 prevalent In thli
country as Constipation, and no remedy
ha ever equalled tlio celebrated HTDNITT-I
wuJix as ft euro, wiioicvcr tue cauocj
nowever cLatiuate mo caso. uiu remoaj
will ovcrcomo it.
Tina dlirei:ir? com-
S"B(UltawJti plaint It -very apt to be
eomplloated witli ooraBtlpatlon. Wdney
Wort Btrcnrthoaa the weakened twirts nnd
t phynleiana and medicines have before Ciil-1
ntitAVlw Kiiroa; oil Vtnrla ni"PI1na atrnn urlian
ea. urityon nave eitner ortnese troubles
pmCiTST.1 UGIE (orufcslstsSelll
fvpa.vt.-jrvn.-va!
nuommer
THE LCADIXG BUSINESS SCHOOb OF
PENNSYLVANIA.
TUG OLDEST. tllC LARGEST, the BEST
A Successful Cares? cf Seventeen Years I
This Institution Is llmrnnghly established,
and, benm sn favnrahly ktinwn thrnnchnut
the eininlry, receive! u very liberal sburo ol
patrnnage.
There are In-day over 300 S'tnlents In oo
tual attendance.
The Diplnina and the President's recmi.
iiiiliilal!iin are ret'nqnized everywhere by
tho best business men.
lis terms aro extremely modfrtile, wbil
lis applluncfs uud lacilllios are nut sur
passed. Durin? the past year, nf the number who
nlt.'iiilfil. SI were "pbicxd in lueralive is.
Ihnis,anil many iniireaeciirid plavea Ihri'UjjIi
their nivii ell'.tris.
Exponsea
Si'hnlarshlp
II. inks fur Full Ourre
Gnnd Huard.Jier Month
iSO IK)
7 00
15 00
For Cnlloie Journals,
Ac., address
F. E. WOOD, President,
WII.I.IAMSl'OItT, PA,
August 5, 1SS2 iii3
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rv vourii and miduik-aord.
Weald vuu o re-tnr- rt io hOUNJi lYnnhnnil 0
t-oiit ai.i iui ami vmi will net ail. IilUllllJUU
vlee tu an. eil uuvolnp1 Ail.liea-i, i i
i'rof. J.V. KUAN. Uitdemoiira H.V. JalvlfJM
RUPTURE,
Tlie
isipnitiAL i itUfi
l ulinivnii vrilit 1 tie
rrratds. tnviMitum ttt tliifI i-w our ptn.
lililPt. vout Jtee. lot. J. Y. Ku.VN. Dvreni
burs. X.V. Jwly 17 1
Life and Fire !
E.'K. Stroh, General Apt,
AT MAUOIl CHUNK, Pi.
Only gnnd and rallabl OMmmniM repre
entail. Al. Aiwit f.irt'i ITAI.TAX and
IlOrTEIlDAM LINE Ol" BTIiAMEUS.
1 n sS
mm
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? a-rf .'3-!t.al
0-3tt.'ti;ifSs
W3 &!'"-f-sl2i
Travelers Intauce Tickets !
20
CENTS
SECURES
v $15 Weekly Indomnity
Id ease of Injury, er
$3,000 INSURANCE
In ease of Death by Accident
i TICKETS FOB SALE AT THE
Carbon Advooato Offloo.
Moslrial BeiarlMt.
Era Life Association or 1876
OF nilLADELrillA, PA.
Insures Against
AT THE VEP.Y LOWEST PP.ICES.
Admission Fes
$3.0
There has Inn; existed a publlo demand
fur provision against Sickness, Avidents
and Premature Death, nn an equitable basis
The New Era 1 .ife Association
Now Issue Tolleles covering all three nf the
above contingencies at rates sn low that they
will at once command the favor of every
Prudent Man.
These Tolleiei provide for a Weekly In
ileninity nf FIVE DOLLAItS PEIl WEEK
in case of Sickness or Accident, and to Co a
TlfUK until the iusurrd shall regain his
health sufficiently to attend to his regular
business.
Should a member desire an Insurance of
$100 payablo upon receipt nf satisfactory
proof of death, in addition to the regular
weekly indemnity, it will only cost a few
cetits additional -r nienth.
The rates are low, and remain the same
as when joining.
The member Is not required to wait three
six or nine months before "becoming Ilfne
flcial," but his policy Is good for the full
amount Immediately upon the payment of
the first premium, should ha be disabled.
The premiums may bo paid Monthly
Quarterly, Semi annaellr or annually,
The Weekly Indemnity provided for In
adicy will be paid until the meinUr re
covers or the l!cy terminates.
For further particulars apply to
H. Y. MORTIMER, Ap'
IJarlm Adyocate Office,
LBHIOHTON, TA
ARBON ADVOCATE
riAlK AKD FANCY
BOOK JOB PRINTING HOUSE
DANrtWAY, ailiort distance above
the I.alilxn Valley n.R. Dspot,
LEHIGIITON, PA.
We are now fully .prepared to execute every
dssorlptlon of PltlfilTINO, Irom a
Mini Card to a Large Foster !
Testers,
Circulars
Shipping Tags,
Cards,
Bill Heads,. ,
Letter Heads.
Note Heads,
Envelopes,
Statements,
Pr.'gra rairics.
Pamphlets,
S-c, he, In Rest JInnncr, at
Reasonable Prices !
C. W. LE1NTZ,
Real Estate & Goininissiou Ageut,
Offers the following Properties for Sale :
10 Acres of Land, one mile from I.ehlghton,
all unucr nest cuiiivaiiun uneap.
30 Acres younir Chestnut Tlmher In I nwer
Towainensini twp , near aiiupuri. er
Ulieap.
Oulldlnsr Lot on Third Street. L-hUhton
Kouu location ; very cnc.ip at 9i:ai.
Twostorv Hrlck Dwclllnir In Wel-s.-ort.
very uesir.iuie proiefy,anii enmp ai tveu
100 Hull.llnir r,o's Snyder Addition lo Weiss
port, will he sold on Instalments ol irnui $5
to tiu per inoniu.
A tw i-siory Ilwolllnir on Hinkway, Lehigh
ion. i-ine lucJiiQii. unij vimv.
30,000 to Loan on good First Alortktagcs.
f you vi h to Buy, Sell or to
Kent call and see me. All
business placed in my
hands will receive
early attention.
Bank St., Lehighton
Nxt W?iss' Curriagu Works.
August 6, 1682.
A. 1- j$Esser
Munufacturrrof RUd Dealer in
STOVES,
lin and SlieeMron Ware and Generi
House Fnrnisliiug Goods.
ItOOFINR nml M'Otrjint; done at
short notice and at Lowest Cash Puces,
l-verv kind id SIOVIS C1IIATKH and Fill
IIRIOK krpteonstnutlr on hind.
Store on SOUTH Street,
K few doom above. Bank St, LnillUIITON
ralionare ollcited a-tislo umnat-tinln d.
E. F. LlLKliNIUUI,
Two IioorsBrlow tho "Oioadway Itoa s
MAUCII CHUNK, PA.
Dealer in all Patterns ol riala and Fsnoi
Window Shades,
Paints & Paintosr' Supplies
LOWLST CASK miens.
$yy J wfetc in Ti.ur o
i on m nr. -o
Uled,n-...?offi
uln .. Mauv aiti
own town. t$
i riK. Kvarv
nanllal not eoulr.
ill HiililI -i e rrv
uln .. Mauv aio aitrl ia for
tunr-a. Latllca uiaieaa niueha" in - .id liova
aiM a-irlv inaVa miait iwv. lleiOrr If vou Waal
biKio ra ulwtuci Ionian m a k et pay
I. Ihrt tin e VOU
lira, w ll lor iiariii-u uiai
II. iuu.KTr fe cx.,
I'oitianJ. Mo.
nJob Printing neatly
cheaply and )romptly oxecut
cd at this oflice. Give us
trial nnd bo convinced.
iiinma
MILLINERY. GOODS,
lncludlnrfllats, llonncts, Flowers, n Ibons, Feathers, Notlons.tand'UIlLSS T11IMM1NQS
NEW GOODS RECEIVED "WEEKLY.
All work done In tho latest style, and tiine iloral lo'mannT.tat tho lowest cash'prlees 1
STORUl at the Intersection of HANK STHEET and HANK WAY, I.K1110IITON, PA,
01 rll 50, lfSl-yl.
rs
Use Lawrence & Enartin's
tL mi j.iii na iN.n.rwiw. 1. J
For COUGHS, COLDS, SORE THROAT, DSO?JCt5JTI3, ASTHMA, PKSU
MONIA, COMSUMPTIOH, Dlsoasosjof THROAT, CJ.LiT ACJD LUNCS.
MLSM. OF. Til
vuniiuiiii 111 US
Mfl ION In It. IllXUnf nn.l n.lu.nAn-l
?.1?..l,u.!iua' V,UJ " believer been so ndvantaeoirlv compi n.'iie.l e i In tli- 'ttH.I', ltDl'Jl .mil
h...' IV? sootliliifc llalsamlo properties nllord n tlittuUo stlniuh.nt nnd tunic to build up the
system utter tno cough lias been relieved. Quart ai:o botllca, Pi le.-. 1 1 j.
O A I IT H tTfi Eyi T .n n,ot bo deceived by dciders who try to tmltn off P.ock and Vye
airiftnATIVtf I.V1? 1 "! Km" TOl.U, Ol'K-Nlf l.Vi:. V.Mcli N tho ONLY
f,.i...AEVnL,lc.le.":ln0FcnuI,10ll:,s nlrlv.tto Ulo I'mntlrtnry Wnmp ttt cicli bottlo, which,
permits It to bo Hold hy lruf;clst(, Gruoors and Isrnlci u Every tvaerc,
nr WITIIODT BPECIfli TA2 OH tlSEIISB.
ho TOLU, ROCK AND RYE CO., P.-opriotors, 41 River St., Chicafio, II!.
afJow Rp.PHy.Nfiv.' Edition. f-ADttTr? f-i tj'o l.RJlVi'i'T3'F?
a .ll.e tl.N'l.l 'itCHIK olllif i.in.lorrt.i.l.1,.11, I A Oil Y of WWETi (U.
aa rvrry Ailminitrati'in Irom A-i 1 1 1 Nf.TON t. t) f proem l.tni-. itn oxer ii.m aim i.iaJiaiii'iV
SO ti(. Purtrilltanf l.u1tror tht? Vt'tlltc tlotl.r. wiiIimcwsoi ni.mv tl n
' Iti" llnni. of Ilie Preiilani
I Alir.M'1 H .TKIa. N-nil
m? iii;aiili;y .1 .o.. no
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Nj Patent No Pay.
PATENTS
obtained for Invontors In tho Unit fit Stntei
Conndaand Kurnpc. nt re.lucci. ratcf. Wltli
our principal ofI.cc locnttrd In Wfishlnicton,
directly oppnulte tho Tnltcd StatOr Patvnt
OfTlcp, wo nro nhle to .ittcnd tu nil pntent
tiuflneis with grctilt-r prnnipinciK nnd de
spitcli nml al le?s c i thnu other jmttnt nt
torncs who nro at a dl'turno from Wash.
Iniflon, iMid who hnvp, ilir rcfur, to einplof
a8-tclitenltornpj ' Vctnnknprellmltiary
examlnjatltmn nnd furnlfh oj Inlont nn to
tcntHbtllty, free of charge, nnd nil who nre
Interfiled In ni w fnrontlont and patrntv nro
Invited topcml for ropy o our "(luide for
obtaining Patfiiti," uhl h in ff-nt fno t
any nldrcs nnd contains conn 1ft e Iniirnc
tlon how to obtain pJitfiiii and otlu-r Talua
Wo matter. Wo refer to tho Oerman-Ainer
lean Natlon:il Ilnnlt VaihI ictim, II, (7.; thu
l.oyal Swedish, Norwru'an and Pa lh I'xn
tlont, at V'n!iington : Hon, Jos. 'im)', l.tto
riilel JuittlCH V. S Court n (if.t.i; ti Die
OUleMn or tho V S IMtrnl trtlco. nnd t't
.vni.lor and lMcfiiUTi ol tlonnrcn Iron,
eiery State
AWilrc-i: I.OIMS IJUHII.K k CO. So
I If Ho re ot ratentf ami Attorney I at 1 o.t.Ijo
Droit llulhtlnc. Wauhi.noton. I. ).
Saloon Keepers and Others,
Don't hill to bur your
Chnmpaigne Pear Cider,
Lngcr Beer,
Rt ot Ifeer,
N etar,
Porter, &c.,
OF
C. BOETTGER,
TAMAQUA, Pa.
Aug. 13, ISSl-Ir.
$500 Reward !
tVU will iay theabovo rrward far anr ease
oft.lvrr roniiihilnl, Hyi.-pia. Sl-k 1 1 end.
ache, Indljesti n. i'onstiiiihiiinrl'n.trirnrss
we cannot cure nllh etl's Liver Vruelahle
111 Is. when ilia directions am si r lit I v coin
Idled with. Thy aro imrely VeirriHldr, and
never lallloulvosiifsf,icilnii Siuar oated,
I.nrK" hnjes. ronlalnliiv ao Pills. Va rrnis.
Fur sale liv all liruiral-os. Ilewarr of roun.
terlells and linitntlnns. Tl-e r.-nuln innnil.
lactured only hy JOHN tt. Wt-.sT & l'),
"The Pill Makore " )81 St 183 V .Mmtiiun
St., Ohleniro. l-'ree i rial i.irkairo sent hy
malt tirctiald on reet-lpt ot3 et-iit stauin
Smith Kline & Vo., Wholrsaln Aicnls.
Phllndclplila, Pa. se t. it. '8 My.
We ponllnun to oet as Solicitors for Tat
fnts, Caveats.Tradi- Marks, Ooivrn:hls.elo ,
for the United Stuti's, Canada, Culm, Km
land. Kranee, Or-rinany, ele. We havr bad
tiiibtv vivk VK-ina KxrKmrxnit.
r .items otilainod throiieli lis are notlifd
In the BoirxTino Aiifcato-ix. Tliis lnro
and aplendnl illii.triile.1 weekly -rS 20
a year, shows lin- Progress otSrinicv.is very
interetins:. and has an enortnoiis eireula
tlon. Addresa Ml'NN .V CO., Patent Solir
llors, Piildislie nf HetrxTirio AuauiOAX,
ST Park Unw.Xew Yurk. Hand hook about
Patents sent fiee.
LAHDI&
A. TIltlMAfS.St.i'lttUdJlnlld.
Wesulniitoii, 1). t). Praa.
ttecs la-lore Hie Pnliwl States
tjeneral L-ind llltlea. OontMtixl oaies, prl
valx land rlnln.s, mlnlnir, iri--oti.illiin and
hamesleail eases pmsecaiteti hefMrfl the lie.
partin nl of the Interior ami Snhreine I'nurtj
and all classes nrnUlms iMtforoth Kneeullve
if.,ir-innlB HlH)ta) ativtiMw xlmi to
tnwn-ilte enaes. I n.l warranlr, heuwtimil
fl'ats, and all kinds oC laud seiln tmairtil and
told, ioi 6-cor.
1 t
fola.iniu,inujvl, ahjjljijujttv
M. A. SNYDER
"Respectfully announces
to her lady liiends that
she has just received a
full line rf the lateit
novelties in
FALL & WINTER
Hai nlwan ben oe cf t'to ntrit Inipcrt-.tt
Vii 'pni'.vtelih IP. thf'J.i 'IK'Al. FACK1.1I
:rtln"ttliff conl'tu. 'itiu((:tl'CllS.Cf)l.n!j,
ni'iK Knt-.iA i-nfw 'i tenA'r
nl ... . ..-.I.. .1 .'i. Tliull-" lllll.
. Thla is Hi.- hum satal li lw-.lt nuI'lKlieif. Vi- li Ol III rt lf
for Cini.l.r. nh f ill inrtiuilar-., tolT3?! I SB! V?EJ.
,n. l'uorih f-in-.t. l'liiiuiui.tiiu. U ttUUuul
A Poiltlvo rnro for CiUnrrli of nit
lllllcl. li 1. aitMnlitnli.-oun in l.ffect
a. nl E'critinnoiit in Keniiti. rn:ts at any
s ato or tn iiscis- II a cure.1 cai.a to te.UMo
tlut, bom s rjnie irom the nose.
.Ir. Kv -rj'1 Stii:iv. ra'arrh ISnni
ely io mi ! mi l i aam nini i.lnv luimc-illHto
it. loii it ) mu i emu I . alio ..e . i xtanli,
li.fliieiizii, liny Hi rer Iironeliltta.
It w 11 leniiiVd roliius.nr.i eirectually enro
M'u'ci v an I riiiulmt Dl.chsrirea Irom the Iliad
an.ITirn.it, uinf K ct.tl. Kn ken na ltratht psr
feetli r-aiore inipal nl Hnwll, T-to and iiiarlar;
relieve Haul e e I'.reak lip O l.i ln Ihe llesd;
t-trentt'hen iho Vnleurinl l-.j- j Purl y, llcinlafcr
anil lloihlt r i lar ami Active evsry 01,-an et tso
11-id i. nl llno.it. I're-.euie -a.
I2r. BivorySftj rloimnii3 Itivlsnrnior la.
'a i'. rices :--iiMMt t-nilii. r, Alietlaraa(t
crvo 'route. H in k. a u Oi iuiitful. v.ho
fiiiuo iT r.':, wlilrli r iivlsorotes. i'urlUaa
ami .Jirp;iRtti-ii3 tlie hi Iru sis, em.
I'ur tictie .il 1) hiiltr, Dvsp psla, Ulllnu'aieea,
To pu Liver. lnOLekll n. Keiritelo and r.heu
rinlo At'ec'loni, J.i, miles, llalurta, F atnleney.
Natt'eo, M rk ll ailino n d KlUncy Col.lf.laJaw,
It la luvalua.il. P' Ice, to t enta
Hi", fx'orj' niurriojii? Salvn tstx etTtv
cl.n cure lur lltiina, liruti.i So,t'. of all kinds,
Kr.lt Ithcura, Ti t r, 1 1 inn-rm uud Cntautoi
"-Iruplloru. 1 1 ice, 23 centa.
A!t yosir Kruu'st'.t for tio reined-
Its unit Inlto Hut: r will Iw a a lit
ki co on recelvt ol price.
Do cil'lep.-mpHct3l'rco.
Address IT. Kvoty'a Iilauioiul Kemodles Co.,
V. O. lto.x s.m 104 John street Kaw Terlc
We havo stores In 15 leading1 Cities,
fmm which our ccrcutiobtiiin their tnnllinulcklr.
Oar Fnolorlea and 1'rliu-liml ifnirra on at
Uric, I'.t Heal tor our New Caluloano unt
terun to ttrfeuU AuurorEr
t LOVELL
312 LncUnwnnna Ave
(iCRANTON. PA.
WHO IS UNACQUAI1TCD WITH THt Of OQRAPHV OF THrS C0UH
TRY WILL SCC DV tXAMININQ THIS HAP THAT THI
CQICAGOiROCKISLaHD&PACIFICR1
7 thocehtral potition of Its lin. oonovcu th
ilut and iho Wettt by iho ihnrtcit tout. u4 or
TiCsj )ntfeujccrg. witliout chaccu of carsi, btwea
f Kjtuaai (Jitr. Couuull lllufli. IiCftVsMi
eonacoti lu Union Dcpotn wllh all the principal
lint?M ut road blwecn tho Atlantic and the Paclfia
worth.
Atehlsion. MmncKDolis tnd fit. Fanl. It
Oceans, lia equipment ia unrivaled and mtjiiil.
cent, belue com po sod of Moat Uomtortable and
Ueautiiul Day Coacbci, Masnflpent llorton Ue
clminc Chair C.iri, I'uUtnan'e Trettltit ratio
Bleepinf Care, and the iJt at I.ino of Dining Car
In the world. '1 hreoTrame between Cbteac and
Iklitaouri llivcr l'olnia. U'wo Trains between Chi
cc and Llinucapoli and bu -Caul, via the famou
"ALBERT LEA ROUTE'
A If aw and Direct Line, via Seneoa and Kanlca
Vee.hae reoentlx beo opened between Klehmoud,
INorrolk.Newixirt If ewe. Chaltanootf a, Atlanta, An
Kuata, Nashville. Louisville, Lexiutoa.Ctnamaatlt
Indianapolis ani LaUrette, and Omaha, Utnaeap
olu and lit. Paul aud interroudlite poluia.
All Throuatn i'aasenzera 'l'ravel ou 1'ast 2 Dree
Tra-tas.
Ttoketsfor sal at ell prtnelpat Tickst OOtti la
the United Htatos and Canada.
obeoked through ana rates of fare al.
waye as low ae ooiapeuters that ofler lc advaa
for detailed luformaUon.cet th Map and Fold
Crs of the
GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE,
At xour nearest Tlekst OUtoe, or address
17. R. CABLE, E. ST. JJIIN,
VlM-I'lta. Owl MVr. nio lTIL trul.it,
CHICAGO.
1)1:01' IX AT THE
" Carbon Advocate
OFFICE FOR
Cheap Printing ! tj
AeentsWanlcxt. TtieCultalnatlnsTrlutnptj
Acomnlelr)rTlpllnf hoeVM know 1-h e- fnrth
rote : w readjr . Tiolhlnirllketltt JotitnaCt
Iw prloail, lllulrled, uti-timlMl 1st auturrhlt
lSejidler IVe ttUcs a44 lull rtlculara now. Outfit
a84UfljUMriMwWell.lrto Suo
Mtam4i eed laltbful w. k.-- M-ri If
ejr, and Iffrltory H---.,fi'.( H. II. Thuiapaon,
I'UUlUUt r, t4 AtUl wr.ct, l'iu.ulaliu, i aw
T
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