MISCELLANEOUS. i"U.Ocl the ADVooiTR fur ono year, only tine dollar. - Show ua n man who la not a Moated ImndlmMer find we'll show you n mn who wishes ho WAS. Very often n young man linnijltip lilir. .If to bo perfect bilisfc, when really lie is n't more than hatf tmkcil. In most Irndes young men ore advised t begin nt the Imttnin end woik up. Hut tills is not practical in well digging. SKINNY MSN. 'Welts' llallli llnetver" rwtnres health end vle,ur, cures Dyspepsia, IinK)ttnPF,Jcx uol Debility. 41. A Kentucky hoy was In n hurry to pi fnhing, an lie. watered the horses In nn old paint Vc. Ills lather is now hulking for imnthcr teHln. - Il it now tin lorfliiod that the rcmrleil e.irthqn ike Irt the S iiilli tvno.med hy kS'. I, ni's girl thouhlleasly jumping from n Lu,;;y t the sidewalk. "KOUGH OH RATS." Clenrs out nils, inlro. tnaohi-f, files, nnl bedbug, skunks, chipmunks, ciphers, lie Druggists. Those people who owned nn old home, n mill ixiiiml andn sldndilll with n cherry tree on It, made considerable, money the past season by ndveillsitig the pluro as n summer resort. Josh H ilings says an etillituiitt Is n mnu who believes iilmiit four times ns much n lie cm prove un 1 who ejn prove alnut Mu times as much ns nnyhndy believe. Keep coid nnd you uiinilual.il every tidy. Personal I To Mon Only ! Tits: Vnt.i.tic Hki.tCo, M.irihall, Mich., w.ll fi nd Dr. llyo's Cclebraloil Elcclro Vol tale It dls end Kleclnc Appliances on trial f r Ihlrtv davslo men (Vountr or old) who H'o nfll oled Willi Kervnix Deliililv, Lot Vilnlily and Mm lineal nml kindred trim'., lei. ffinranieeinc siiecllnc ami cuniplele le stnrnlion nf health .mil nintilv nenr. Ad- dross Bsahnvn N. H.- No riU Is ii.citrrid, as thirty days' tnl is nlloweil. 411-yl Conceit may pull' a man up, but nerr prop him up. To pity distress Is hut human; to ro Inive it is Roillike. The smooth speeches of the wicked ore full of treachery. Do V"U ever look at vourself when you a'jtise another person? What makca old age si sad is, not Hint nur joys hut that our hope ceases. Iiifl the latch softly iheto'e Inr on the Kit. Itwnann nppte that nindo Adam t ell mi J thesame fruit tnndo William Tell Why Should Thoy. No mnn or woman e.iu do satisfactory woik whn the brain is dull, the nerves un steady, the system relaxed and they leel generally wretched. Why should cnylndy drai; ihrnuuh their work in Hi's condition when a bMlle of Tarkcr's Olnger Tonic will nt a moderate cist give them the strength and will to perform their duties satisfactory. 131. When Oreek nieeti Turk then come llie tin: of war Meanwhile the Tug of peace departs fr his unlive shore. A haeknian recently went Into the fnrf nt Long liratich nnd encountered I uh shark. Their eyes nod for an instant when the shark blushed tenibly nnd swim oat. You should never go under n Iree r"ur log a thunder storm. It isn't fair to the lightning, which lias often to spoil n vf ry good treee to get at n poor s irt of a man Twelyo persons will co out yatchinp nnd every one will atterwnnls tell you ) 'ivately that "eyety one was stek tut me," Wo bejin to think that yutehing is i uiunral. (a"'!! and steady wins the race. Pleadily, but not slowly, Kidney-Wort d.staucing all competition lor utiiveisal popularity and usefulness. Thiscelebruled rcmedv can now he obtained in the uuial dry vegetable form, or in liquid form is put up in the latter way for tlio especi convenience of those who cannot readily prelum it. It will bo found erv coneen tidied nnd will act with equal eflieiei'.ey cither foTin. Itrnd ndv rtUcineiit. A Kentncly woman lias nearly reform cd lior liubaiid by prsiinilnis liini In uio IkiIIK'S of wlils!;cy in weights lor tho elm k The oftener bo drinks, tlio slower the cbieU goes, and the longer ho has to wait fir I, Is meals. AneMerl "'an 11 "ton i so jinlitp Kin lnvlngtliat when ho i iliiiinj; with the ji.tlim lady of his limit, ho put syrup nn Ii 4 bulil head tn attract the files and ro M'ut tlirin from unnny iiig her. Two Mit:liliEti girls weic diseufiilng tho Ii st inelln.il nl tuii'.ili', and n:io ilmttnl I ul ilrmviiiiig in pieforabh-.but fins i hiiiigiil 1:ir mind oti being c.nivnirei! thut beaih luve a nay ufkil.ing penple tvithoul bitinf 1 Li i; 111 KiyV Cream llilin reduce lufl iinatinn. Burc iu the UMiial iiabigi- uio liculi-d in a U w day. Calarrhal head icbe is disip.ittd Bi'uscs of smell, tasto and lierin aro ro 8 ureil. l'ricc All cents. A.'ply inti tvtriU with little Gnger. OJly TwoBsttlcs. Messrd. -Ttiiiii-ii. Ilnlloway A' Cn.,wliu1o 1' il JI,;i-t l iu 1 1 Jit -I J 'i i i. 1'.!., lepnil that ftniui time ago a gcutliiuin haiidt'd tneiu u ibillar. with a reipui-t tn m-iii) a imii! cUmi euru tn two army nllL-cr in Anan li.i. Uecntly tho smuts gentleman tntd t nl Ih it the I'lli. eri" and Hie wife n( flon. J tin C i'erni"iil li'iv. nf AnMiia,hi! I Iih-ii c red ufcatrru ov thu tw,, buttle ut ( eu'n It j i in. A family is like untn an mji'pib. first, the father, the draught lmro i next, t 10 bnts, the wheel', for II. i y ato always rinuin u.ihiihI ; then tho girl, they a'O always tun .muled by fillnws. 'i Iio Laby uo'iipies Ihe lapbiuird nnd tho mother v il, what's a wani, without a toiisue,any. Ii. w J t .1...... 1.. II A TV . ... It.-J Ilnnnl l lllliri III Hir l.y HIP lias in v- lit 'it a t'iiiilii.uieo by ublcli his Ii irm are mil.. iri.o.fd by simply pulling the reins. Y iien U.auoriiaii Uit u woman? "W.ieti a liltlucmss. The av uicinus old miwr who was trylnjr ! make airanceiueui. with tho"Old Nuk" 1 fuinhh linn with (n il, on hi way ihr.vu t i tho "lower leuhiiiK," mi umre avarl r mis than the man who will not n-cnd 2b i' iii f r a Udtle nf Siuoa' Syrup uf Tar, V. ild Cherry and llioihound, when he, or i uitinber ol his family i caught with a iMUii or cuM. Wo eep puH.ui U u.V from Jsy to -ourucktio. Au easy wot to fluMau eUats is to jt to a Saiuhthr ft. day ulll Il in" t rl ih.t i todtai .11. J cl r th t . "II the catiott. A t'a ifon U w.ii in lias spun a jinn 9 .tiii'o ! u. 8.u ta;ciiu nilfiH w.ll SPECIAL NOTICE. MessrsE. fie V. Vermont & Co, Publishers, 70 'lumbers Sired, New Yoik, Acknonlelged UtoutAti Conmtsrorm- ustboI rovn tii'NtiRttn Rivrrtn3 In I lie United Stntisnnd Canada, n ro no it prepared to send their rivateFinancial Letter rnoM ni:w romc uity, (Under white trahd envoInnM to nil In- I'MloiiB m RtM:('i'LAToiifl, who niav desire i receive, nceklv. ttie Ittttt informat'lnn eon. cernlmr the S l OOK JIAttlvUT l. Till: Mun:oroiu.. HINTS AND POINTS TurnlMiM to .wrr.rrLATon9 concern, lsiv the prolmhlo rife onlecllno lu Sink. Alo Ki:i.iAiai: ad vion to Invlstohs nnd UAriT-tusia concerning Srcnro ii ml I'rnlltr.blo Invest mriils. N(IIl"i: II ile V. Vermont & Co . not liclnjr conn etntt dlrccllvor Indirectly with nnj Itrnkor's or ll.itiko 's HuMitesi jxlvo their Inlnintntlnn and niMco Willi loll Impartiali ty nnd without b. lug Inllaeiiecd l.i tho least by personal Intcrist. J.et'erssjnt regularly by Stondty night's ill, Iti closed cnvclo. e, lor tlttrtcrn contfc Het tcciki, on the rccilpt ofe-nr dollar sent to I Is V. YERHOHT h CO., PUBLISH JDRS, 70 f HAMULUS HT., N. Y. Aug. 1.', 1832,-cur. SFORTABT TO FARMERS ! Tlio tinlcrpliri.Ptl cill tlio nt tent ion of FnrtiKTi1 1 tho (act lli.u 110 Ik now tnatui'iic- turlmt, In coiinrctluu ultli UUMJ LIOAIj, a superior nrllclu uf SUPER-PUOSPIIATl!;, (luirnntccltotiemadorroin PIUICKI) IlAW 1IM.VI M, widen Is tor topirlur toatiy other now tn the marketit fs a Purely Pone Fertilizer. I rcsneo fully nsk that n fair nnd honest trial id MY I'llUSPil ATK lie mode. 1 do not clnliifttiat hotiitep utile doses will work wonders, t.ut n commend a lilHTiil at pile it loo and a thorough test, ami I am satlstlcl In al'ide hy the risult. for further particular apply to A. AKiN lilt, N'ow Mnhonln, ('itrbun Co . Pa. Sopt, 10-lin- 'rtir.i', OL'i'oi!1. rinri iniif lie ill li.ig.sorrotnanee-frointliol.iwestilcpths oTstiivery to a position ainoeg tho flret lu the lanu. --ijiio nnu i lines oi FREDERICK DOUGLASS wrliten by hlmoflT; 1 full pn" llhiflrat lnn; n Thriillim nml romintlu n'ciL't with iht ml.iitl I'lmrm that every wonl is truo. A mar Vtiloiis slory must iruilit-nll tolil ami or areiU lilsturliMl vnluti I hi vMiitno will no en if er Iv pouuht lor by the humlrcils of thou aitds who Juive r vtctH'rt tli rotitarLnblc car- ecr it ml liavo been thrlltcI by tho i-loqiiercp ii (ins woiiiit riui in. in inu wont ivt'R nu account mi ninny inuTvicws with prMniincnt men nml narrnttH many niieo'lt.tei' ouncui n ltll tlll'lll lUltillMWtl to ll L'fHlTIll i ubMc. It nbminil?lu maoy gracttul tuuehea tuilt ufuti oml ultiniirnro. "iio n eiicn a r mnrK nuo in in inni. pronie MKoirHi uiiviit nun, una no womnr.' uoiton Connrctialiovtlist. "It iti8 msii.rlrn: us a l'oetn. "H'oman't Journal. ,No s'rinircr ftorv bus been or ever will ba loM.' Itinlon Afvc titer, It is a imire ftb. rhiiij: tn'o tiinn nnv crca,' tlonol d'tlnn." TmijyiX. V.) Ueiald. Destined to a whio s:ilo." Hartford Cou- rant. l'ho whoi( tory Is PXcectUrcly well tout, lloibcslcr Demtcial. Ami t I'M I' A Kit ruu:,isniNQ UU. Uartrunl, Cuiin. k HEW BCOX ON A NEW SUBJECT AG2MTS WANTED Por tlio Trillins New Hook ami Circus Life. Ittveulimr tho kccpIsoI tho Statf, Orcen Kiioin, ami ('in-us Tent, rrlvatoaml public livi'j (jTiioiett uetors nml actrvssci'. tlit-lr pr k'Slimnl work nml f-uimnrr U(Mtttni : tuini (nn fUctcui'K nml ttiri!iiikr iraaii'tllcs ; the Ilbick Art rVt-alt(l, Low men cat rnwoincn aro tired froiii e.iniu.n, head are cut oil', i le., 'Matinee .tliiFliers ' mid uMily b.illei KtrlF ; how ai-tors and netresi t are iniitet ancient anil mu.ii-rn imiiitruiiiiics : ivonilerlul Feen- nf trnnsroriitalliin se-ueii. Illfiory id the Drama irnni uiu raiuii. tinya ii'iwn to tin lirtfent lime. Musi thrilling and entert.iln linr bonk n.'W In the Until. AsidiuvIIiiu rev clnllnii! Trillti plrantrer thaii Iletlnn I IMIIll III ITS 1JNUII 1V1MKS. AM H0 1.iiIM:II I'l.ATi:-: Hells ..n slirht Herv''i'ily wanta it tirandet oiiiiortunlt ever nlfered to tlioso desatnx tdeaiiiint ni.il proftuilile eiiitiltivineut. Oilier pulillstirro are,lltrlii thuiiaiidsof it'dhirn fur conttol ol territory Iliu'tritri c tcitiiir nml ull nar. tii'iilars Pltl-K. or Fend cents In mom-) ,ir maiiini, inr ciiiiiuiL-ie e.uir iffii tr oil 111. I lllSr()l.ll!AI. 1MJIIMSIH.NU L'u , liu'J N 4tll St., M. I.OUIS, Jlo. AVc Imven sclit)laisliip foi the William-ipovt Coininorcinl College, which we will (lis- pose of at a discount. A good opportunity for a young man desirous ol taking a business course. Apply at this office. v-t a rf ( MlinrM ii'iw ljrlnro Km put i tiu riui ii ii' ii n ii niMcr nt vol.! lur i u miv tiling -itH. Cnintnl no JlIfttlnrniHi nvw ins m:id.' nt h mo uy tin- In uui; I'm, jicu. w titii'it i.u) a nml ir-m v ij win'M) i i woru i r nr., lvr .h ri time i o i fjii vu i; in m.trv tun- mil nv ir n VVliM-O "lit I' t I lit t'lIdlHM Yti p ti l. o ff hnw uml .! t:m war . o'l.c r biiH'nihS w t .iv vm iiiar y as wi ll No one an fan to mm fiioniiciiirt p'v br t'nnrii-i at oiie. Coctlv Wit II. Illlll H'lJIlH IICV 11 IllfV nW'lf JJlMf, c.im- 1' nu.l hon 'i-.alj . Aildrt-b I HUE A Co. An ipi 1 1, fimuo. flucioyt inventors will Advineo their Interests h i:niilu)lnaan Kxncrli ni-ed Attorney reslilem In '.inhli.Kii.ii. i. A. I.ehiniinu. Hallelt rot Aineiicjii an I r.irc K'n 'il rn l. Wasl' na ton, i. 0 . b is bad e.its ol Fuceessfui 1'rae- nn,, nn 1 17,11 1 rintri v an iveiiuner ut tents in Iho Patent timer, All l.unlneFS be- Inn tho t 'uurts or ttio llei-ai tun 111 ir"tii.t!y iiiieiiiinii in, 1 ee (.onuajui uinii aoecess Mud lor l i.culjr. A 1 It '-5 tt..,r, Kli'll!X ( 1 n. ) f vl E D I A , PEWN., 12 M1LK-5 KIIOM I'lllI-.UlK.r.I'lllA SCHOOL Y2AE CPEKS SEPT. 12. 1 Ixetl ntlei covers every expense, even lioiik, ks. Ko extraoh.irvi'S, No tneldeutal exnousi'S. Mo cxaiiiltitt..u for niluils.lnr Tlilrtei n experleneed teacher, all men and all u.a-!u.ti s. Mieeta) niuinr unities lor ant stu tents lo a iv in o rinlliy. rtnt-o'at mill for ,lu t and i.atuw.rl tus. I's rm or student, mar select anv siu.tks nrehuoFe the regular 1 nir'lsli tsi'ittuilie. lIurintss.ri.iFSI eat or ('It II llnalueerinfr fiurse. Mu.teuis nutiiat Aieiiui leaiieuu are now in iiarvaru. V'..,.. ... I .m It... - n...l ,,.,l..,.Ml , t .liu, iim I'll m i, ii, K n ii. i. , , 1. 1)., vii- ' u e vlmols Med a baoet vi eliii'clies and tpi.iiiMrriiinH rlntrlnr ulil.-h . ,r ..111 1,1 1 a Uiu Isilunl all intovloatifin ill inks fur new 11. lu trate-t lilreuiuraiiiinF the l'rlni'lpnl anil 1'roprlutiir. SV1THIW 0. BIORTLIIIOK. A iriuiur, IV, liai.l v. o luHL llll'Ft A. (lU.iard t'nleult U.adu.ite). Moita, Sept. . it. $10 to $20,000 In lostltliiiatc iu Ji luus Fpieutitilcn In drain, . rrot iriona auu nincasiiu our neruH'tao pi nt. I )Iu1-If sure umuthU liruh's In lareaiuUiiiiili futastuis. Ailrtress. for lull 'nariii-ulais. It. t;. KaMiAIL it On., Doui'li Meii'luuiF, 1"T 1 V l.i .-Ji. i Mrcvi, uuicau, ill. , "irM VfA'ATVXi. Iai audexi!.. ptld. I K UI.AHK St ;Ui:St "" "IlOJiEuineriuivi., II .siun.Maw. i tvj-- T18BRS 1 ud Tor our Meiwi I, lp r V w. mi ri, L.v. ! . ituBtll 4. Co., I " . . Y. FARMERS' COLUMN, riant Growth Vlewod ns to Tirr.e. 1)H. HAl.STkn. I'lanis are nrrnnged In three groupi ns to their petlod of existence, namely t Autiunl, biennial, perennial, that Is, whether ihey live for one, two, or more than two jear. Tho nnlural bcgtiiiilng nl n seed-bearing ylahl is the growth Irom tho seed, or geim illation. Tlie early lile of all plants lu the threo groups is very nuieh the Mine. It Is nn enlargement ol tho embryo, or young plautlit, that una lormud in the seed before it wns separated from the mother plant. This first growth Is nt tlio expense of food that wns packed nway with the embiyo, cither within ornround Its thickened seed leaves, and both tho plant nnd the food that is lo nurlsh its first growtli are surrounded by protective coverings, called the seed cont a. Germination, though a complicaltd chcmleo-vitnl process, is in essence tho lore log of the young plant from itsa'irrouuillng coverings, nnd the cstnblithmcnt of itself In tlio soil and the sunshine. This is n pnncss that is common to nil plants Unit grow Item seo Is. The beginning of tin independent tx islance is the formation ol n seed, ami with tho seeds tho cycle is cimpleled. Tlio u m of every plant Is tho multiplications and pcrnetuatloo of its kind, und ns the s.'cd is the common form in which plant units nro east off, it is clear that in the formation of s?ed wo hkve the end towaids which vege tation lands. In tlm annual plant the whole rout d of Ufa is tom.deted in a single year, it getmi- j nates, ilveliipi its syctein ol rontp, Eteins and leave.-, produces Its llov.'crs nml perfects its oll'spring the sei-d, nil within Iho torn pass of ti single year. With this work done the old plant dies. In the biennial the method is somewhat dill'eietit. The first year Is devoted to tlio woik of nccutnillnt ing material out of which the plant makes itss-cds tho followingjear. Compared with I lie nunii.il there is on unusual development of roots and loilage, and towards the end of summer, a storing up of a large amount of concentrated food in some pait of the plant, Contrast Iho barely p'nnt with its short li!( of a few months, nnd simple strnlghtfor worthless in nil Us processes, with the cur rot, turnip or beet, which has a large r nt , , , - , sjslem and many leaves, fur Iho first ear, mid iicciiniiilalii:i (irttatch, Etigir, etc tlm niaiii mot, at tbo t ml of the e-h?ut) Xi "coii bave Lreti fontitril, ntni Ihe end of lb planl'M exUtniicc bus not been rcuclie.l. T!i ut'Xt scnoti iim uoshy rout semis un w II w- r tUtii, nml the store of organic; uatto turtli, etc.,tht was inadetlic pieviuUi kl. tinn is used up in the frniatinu ami I'l'ifuc1- ijtso miinber ol sec Is. The oitglnnl jil int 1ciec8 its life in thcproduLtuu of many oUVprhiE; of Efpda. lu tho third class is im-luilfd all of our tree and shrubs, ami a v.itt nuiitU-r tf herbs that are k)itni by tlio goieml tern. of iHTeuniul?, They gimv tm from year t voir, ttiid in tnot cases have no di lluiti- tiino in which to cnrnplett iho cycle fl h first year of the youii tttt( nmfile or nati,i in ileriajly Jiffcrent from ti.ut of the annua oats or biennial Lwet, iu tunc for tct'ttin rei.ly for the production of st-cd is length eneil tuit thrtiuh Bcveral ve.irs. A Her ih time for the bearing of t.llVpnni; has coiiii-. centuries m.iy pass bid'oro death Ciiiua-, ii ouch year of vvliich, if coiolitioiis urt'laor- able, beeds may be loriiti-d. Th piortK may be so flow that moro than a tirih- season Is required for the perfection of u seed Ajriculturist Notes on Corn and Fodder Com. Ciirn.nvcr a laiee part nf tin- cniiuliv. If iui0 riiieiiin- and tlinii -h weshuuld Inke lu 0 nrelll"' """ tnnujn simuiil tan no run in ueini; iiniciien by in si ueinre ut tiuj uii, yet lii.inv will talio it. Siinid) ulti MR, linn over, befi.ro tho Irnst will tni he f.niiler, even tlmuh It he cut after fiiii Inwn iiflhe nihtnfn heavy ipisl The fu I mion In Septi-tuber oujjht lu fch the corn all ill mid stocked, over u latgo iart uf the mitry. lluskinj?. There Is no farm work iu t o doiu? of whio them is so mu.di diHere i men as in tins, une man will Imtk no uthcts while onnther is huFkln niio. Km p ny pii.il buskers, and pay tl.cni hy Ho ushel, if possible. ,Eeo iers inal!v thai the Iniridli'S nf blull.K are well Imunif and sloi k I, il they aro tn be lelt iu the ti,-l,l. Qeed corn shetild hn iFtived while huskiu?. if lint Imfiire. Tako utii perfect ear fimn etilas biarinc twn or tnnre, thrnwini; it in ii. le fi le willi tho hlii'; utlaelinl. A pcrled e.irh ijull rows perfect, a small l.utt end, tho o,b well lipped mil Willi grain and covered with husks, ami kernels iiiiiluiin nd well nppened. Oiiin c-i ibs. ft Is best, nf course, In have rat-prouf cribs, but "rail pen" cribs nrejutt asR.nd lur the enrn, if well covered with bomlsura straw rnnf, Cniekeus ami tur keys will steal a little, mid rats and fipiir reUhayoa fiueehaneo nl it, but what the po.llry tako is not lust, an.l the vermin nan bo kept dowu by eats anil terriers. The price! of iurn is likely to lulu Mpl' 'id it isooilamly wmth while tnp-rirul a 1 loss of this valuable food bv unuiual c.ire. F abler corn -Thoui;li enmillnp; limy toko place at any II no b. fnre hot, the sutv, fs. lul cm lug nf onrn fmlder can only la dune ak-r Ihe nijhts nre cnnl, if iu,l eld. Il huitlil stand until about Iho time nf tho first fruits before cutting, and, large stock tn remain until the ground fieczes. Jrf cultuust. Lsto Sowlup of Wheat. On a lich .oil, winter wheal tiuiv 1 sow n uilll good lisillls Up to the middle nf Oct ' t r in many Incahtie. The mam (mint ti liuva tlio plants well united bcTcie fries liisetsiu. Tho limn uf pulling in pralu may bo regulated somewhat by the eharao terol the Kid bed, its rlehncw, tiielb.wuera and depth of culture. J4alo towing has thi its favor, thai il helju to eeaie the ray asetnf the Ileskian fl v which ufiett ii very lestruetivo to early sown wheat. Auyrpiick acting manuro is uf special value un nhe.it snwu tbi uinuth, i it stimulates Iheywing plant at unco to rapid growth. Tnus any I ,, . . , . , , , , J,t amninnia or nllrio ac.1, furnb'iec valuable ullroieii at once, and 130 laiuuds of oillier of thso calls perucio may double the crop, I'.ir In linr to dun your creditor tUm to ba dons by hi in lilt tho Aovocatk fjr ou yvar, only 11 Ill htvllh geuwaliy cuiua fr.nu hick tho prur li.u lwn lu t:.e L!.l. To s-oie the bhaid to a U-Hliy tu.i Beware Fraud . HAVE BEEN IMITATED, And llicir osocllont ropntation in jurcxl ty worlhlcssimitatioi B. Tho Public ctro cautjonod ngnlnst buy ing Pla'itoro having eimilar sound Mmo9. (3co that tho word O A I'-O I-K-E la corrootly spollod. Benson's Capcine Porous Plasters Aro Iho only improvement ovor mo do in Plasters. Ono is worth moro than a dozen o" nny other kind. "Will posilivcly euro whoro other r .modiea wtll not oven rclio'vo. Prlco 5 cents. Ecwaro of cheap Plasters mado with lead peicens. CEADUnY& JOHNSOM, MaiiiifnctarlngjChcniists, NowYork. . J.-,." r;n!i:'V"AT iTahT. PrlceMftT. k Mi'.D'S Meditated COIUI and BUNION PLASTER. BttiiSe lh mi-" l fvli.'.lftnM h prrfwt I litr Htorrr AO Ilrtnlitg. A.Iii.lrt-J fr 111 Clc.anltnci& circuit rfutnt. Kcrcr Falls to Ketoro Grey or Faded Hair 7 CAnsfir. ltuclin. Mindrake. Slllllnela & n minyc f ihe best mcd cincsknownareliciecom U Uncd i .ton met xfccfsu h varied and cf.cctive H nvoni a-tnit.flir?('.rC3tMt lllood l'lirifler A: The Cjcinssli!! a Ctor.h restDrtr Ev:r l!s:d Itcures I.peoM, U!imnniTi, .Ifseplcs titM(a!ic!i;c scscflhc Et niach, IjiwcU, l.linss, Liver, kidneys, nnd o'l rcm.i'cComplainH, If vtri nre v att.nia'vavMi.h ConumDtLon or nny Lcasc, utci icTt.:: ct-Mhy. Jtviburely r. ipyu. j K.t'Kui-i i it. tui iu iu. bit, V.S c::cesrf(j.nr.crfliU ether Tonics', r.s it build opthefv en vuhnut iatoicatin2. $oc. 8c $t sizes . t(l:i'cmi;idru7S. Nonegenulncwlthout :rn.iti.ret,f llrcotf-Co.N Y. endfarcircuhr LAUGS SAVING r.UYIN'U TtIS DOLLlTt iirtt ES A SIFRE CURE Q for all cilssaces of the Kidneys and ( LSER It haa spoclfio a ction on Ih Is moat important orcan. csabliiis It to throw off torpidity and inaction, biimulatintf tbo hcalUiy eecrotlon of Cio EUe, and by liccplng tho bowels In frco condition. eCoctin.T Us rerrtilar ditcharre. !; malaria iiyouaroEuiiBrincirom ney-VsioriwuiDureiyr j-cvo cz quic;uy euro. la tills scasna to closnso tio Eyctem, every ono oliould trJ;3 a ti.orov.sU courso of it. (61) SOLD DY DnUCCJSTO. Prlco 91. t;ik leauixo dusixi: 13 school of , l'KX.VSYLVA.NMA. TilG OLDEST. MARS tllG BEST A 5ic:::sful Carcor cf Ssvontoen Tears I This loslilutinn is Ihnrniiplily eftnlili.-hi'il, and, hoiiic hii lavurahly knnivn thruuiihiitil the niiinlry, rtcuivea u very liberal 6lure ol patmnane. Thern aro to day over 300 Students in ac tual attendance. Tho Dipluiiia and the President's reenm tueudiii.oii nro reeunized everywhere by tho beet buainesS men. Its terms nro extre mdy mmlerate, while its appliances und faoilitios aro not sur passed. Purine tho Hist year, nf the number who ntteinlid. 81 ttero ptaoed ill lucrative jmsi tiitiisunii many inoioeecuted places through their uivu eH'.iila. Bxponaes : Sidml.irship $30 00 Il.mks fur Full OuurFe 7 00 (linn! IUird, pei Mouth 15 Olf Fur College Journals, Sic, address P. E. VOOD, President, WILLIAMSPOItT, PA, Angu.t 5, 1SS2 iu3 a o s o 3 o o o En f)-l7S-a5Ji!i:?-Si SflKlililiiil 2 rr ourn and MiimiM-AanD, Wo im v u e ie-lor d to "sOUNU Mnnhnnrl Q -onl t.i ,i.i art Vint nib act ad. 111(1111101)11 v ee in a-i.-e t e ve.np-t Adlros-', ' trul J.y. KtIA.N.ti'denoorrfN.y. Jilytryl RUPTURE, TIlB iMi'r.r.i.M. ntuc8 u ttlmi von wsut Ine irrtft'tiat tnveiill. n el IU" a"e M,e uur pun. I.blal -ttut lioe. rot. J. Y. WAN. Orieua bur. X.X. lily HI I Lite and Fire ! E. K. Stroh, General Apt, AT 1IAUCU CHUNK. Pa. Only gotnl aud reliable Companies repre 0 WW Yilliamsiiort Commercial Colleg0. eu.e l. An i, A. m Tm lh. I !' A LI AN' aud l. uri.UDAM l:s;: or stemeiu. Travelers' Insurance Ticiets! CEKT8 KE0UKE3 fV J r, WnoW-ir Tnrlnmnltv N'" " -J Id ctue of Injury, or $3,000 INSURANCE in rase of Dratli'by Accident. TICKETS FOR SAIiE AT THE Carton Advocate Offico. ..i :i MmstTlal Department. Kew Era Life Assooialion of 1876, OF PHILADELPHIA, PA. LvsuitKS Against er. AT THE VERY LOWEST PRICE? Aclmission Fee There ha lung existed a public demand lor pmvision agniint Sickness, A'videnls and Premature Death, on an equitable basis, The New Era 1 ,ife Association Now it'u reticle covering all three of Ihe above riiiitliigncirint rates so low that they will at once command the favor of every Prudent Man. These Polielet provide for a Week'y In deiniiity of FIVE HOLLARS PER WEEK, In case of Sickness or Accident, and to cox. tikur until the insured shall regain his health sufficiently to attend to his regular business. Should a member desire an insurance uf $100 payublo upon receipt of satisfactory proof of death, in addition lo the regular weekly indemnity, it will only cost a few cents additional per month. The rate aro low, ani remain the same a when joining. The member Is not required to wait throe. six or nine months before "becoming B.mo- ficlal," but hi pulley Is goal for the full amount immediately upon the payment of Ihe first premium, should he be disabled. Tho premium may be paid Monthly Quarterly, Semi annually or annually. Tin Weekly Indemnity provided for In dlcy will be paid until the member re cover nr the policy terminates. For further particulars apply to H. V. MTHIMER, Apt, j.nmoTox. va. CARBON ADVOCATE TI.A1N AND FANCY BOOK-JOB MM HOUSE BANKW AY, a iliurt distance above the I.elilKk Valley It.R. lltpot, LEIIIGUTON. PA. Wo aro now fully prepared (0 exocuto every dcrcrljition ori'ltlNTlNQ, Irom a Win Card to aLarm Poster! I'osterf, ltamlbllli, lloJgon, e Circular! Slilpldns Tag, Cards, Bill Heads, Letter Heads, Note Ilends, . Envelopes, ii i , ' 1 Statements, ' rr-'sramincs, he., &.c, tn licst Jtnr.ncr, at Reasonable Prices ! WHY! WHY! You should go to C. T. Horn's CENTRAL DRUG STORE BECAUSE lie personally attends to his business. Ho has the cxpcrlcnco ot medicine. Iio has tho bost and pmcsl Drags nn. Chemicals, lit; has ous price to all. Ho h.ts th b- s- goo- f fur the least monry, Ho has all tho Popular Patent Medicines, tie bns th best Horse and t.'attlo Ponder. Ilu ha; the bisi trlntv and cluiirs. 'Ho keep tho best Old t!yu Whiskey lor tnedi Inn purposes. Iio tins tlio latest patterns in WAI.I PAI'Klt. Ile has a full lino of Lamps and Lamp Fix lu es. lie has a lull lino of Toilet and Fancy Ar. ttrleF. - He buys and fells fos cash. Unll and to convinced that tho nbovo rca suns aio correct nnu oOHkO U. T. HOItN, M. I)., Leuekel's Illnnk. Oppotlte Iho VUjroou Houso.' salty. Sept 1', 1S3 i ti o MBUUfjtctiitet cf and Iu.ilf in stoves, mm ahd heaters, Fin anil Sleet-Iron Ware aiifl (fener; liOOriMi mitl MM:JT'5."SfJ done iii ahott uiitico nnd ut Lowest Cash Puces, 1. verr Unit ol KIOVU flHATKH anil riltK IlitlCKH krpt cocitKutlr on In ml. Stoke on SOUTH Street, A few doors ruove Sank ft., LCUIUIITO.V. Pntionsae solicited iiutistsc lMitruarantei d. Oct. 6-1 1 A. 1J. AIOpHlilt. E. F. LIICKEXBACU, Two Ilocrs Below the " Broadway llou aa MAUCII CHUNK, I'A. Dealer in all Pattern cf Plain Ld Fancj Wall IPsspcFS, Window Siiadus, Paints & Paintcsr' Supplies, LowissT cash rtnons. STi in a wroi in yenr o ft ft u tli tree, o J jt si. Wtiwdlluim t tin fttuuv nre own town. $3 ri.K. i:vei v Cantlal nv tvitilr. ill lutni i 't ' e ert-. are at a lor lanea. I ante ni'ise aa inuolia-me . .il ttnV4 aud mil' inaLe irrent liar Homer diouwant a tin 'u aa at waici ton an 01 Ee st rt pay al tu tin tl von nr .. w nn mr parti 'u a II. lUlLRTr Co., 1'orilaat), Me. tlelO-r "Job Printing neatly, cheaply and promptly execut ed at this c-fHcc. dive us a trial and be convinced. Dr. MILLIH1RY Qfi IncludlnK.IIatf, Ujnnets,-l'loncrs, ItlLbons, rcnti.cn, Notlons,nd-DKESS TItlMMinafl NEW GOODS DECEIVED WEEKLY. All work done In tlio la'ott style, and most dnrablc'mnnncr.Jit tlio lowest eash'rTitet.l' t3T01tl;: at tlio Intersection of HANK STltllHT and HANK WAY, LEHIOHTON, PA, prll;80, if l-yl. Use Lawrence & EV.artitVs D 13 'sum i, im i.fflt ForCOUGIlS, COLDS, SORE THROAT, GnONCt-!ITI15, ASTHMA, PUCO- IVtuniA, UUNliUmPTION, UlSOasoaC? THKOAT, CHEST AND LUHCSj Tr7TH nn H H B U HXH fc PB j n ti a J t0.N.s.l-il.O'1P' In J" lncli.icnt and rdv.mM d yRv.i'ui:"a' V.llJ 1 ' noer liccn ro ndvaiitnucoinly comnmtnilcil M In tlm TO Ml, KOCK ani J.l.. I tisootltliiRllnlanmlo pronci ties nllord a dilfuslvo stltmiliuit nnd tonic to build up tho system ntlcr tlio coush hia been relieved. Quint (T A BITRfiTify V Ionotbodecclvidly!c..lernholryto palm olt KockanJ Eye Of4 . H U tLiFltl I In lilnnn nr ntir Till t' l:riptr AMIS 1PVI.- ivlilnli U tt, riMl.T MUUIUATKllnrtk'ln Uinwniiliinli n n Prlvflto permits it to bo Holil by FlrugrRistH, Oroccrv rar- wiTnauT special ta:: oh Liaasssa. Iio TOLU, HOCEC AMD HYE CO., Proprietoro, 1 Rivor St., Chicago, IIL 1 1 ' :(. 1 lnif. nl i u 1 i.r fMiMt-tn.I. All I lift t ff n rrrv Ai niiii!traiion fTom V AMlivr, Ton m II i irtrit tune. nh over f ttn- Homes t f th picslHcni . AlU'A'l'! U',VNT1'.1. Scti'l Ji,IIIi;Y .V CO., Citl A 5 VVC . cfr- N Patfiit No Pay. PATENTS obtnlncd for InvontorsJn the ITnlIM Sinter Ciinnil.'i nml Kuric. ut relucctl rates. With our jirliicij'al oinoo loeatpil In Wnslilntun, tllrectly iiio5lto tlio I'nhoil StnriM Put- nt Oilier, wo nro ablo to atlctid to all intent 1 me Incus with Ercattr pr.miittiiis nml iio 8j ntch anl at k!s c n than other patent in to rnevs who are at a ilUtttm'O hem U nth-niftt-ti, uii't rtiu liitvo, i liorcfurc, to cmjihty "nfi'd no itttnriicy? ' Wt tnaki- irf 11 luln.i y cxnmf nations itml lurnieli oj.Iijlons ait tu i a tcntiil'itity, free of cIkitku, tm'l all vho aio Intert'sird tn n w Inrcnttoiir und latrntx nro Invited to send for a copy ol cur "Guide for obtnluliig Poti'iitF," "Id h Is pent Trt-o to any ft lIreis, atitl contair.a cttm Icio lust i tie t fori a liuw lo obtain )atunts and other v.ilua hie matter. Wo refer to tho Gcmum-Anier-lean National UnnU WHchli'S'tm, 1. ) : tho llnyal NHnltli. T nrWi'ir'an and Dat tih a tlmif, at Wnihington : lion. .lu. t'Hcu), Luc i t'hli-l .Itirlici V. S I'ourt ol Cln.iun: lo the 1 UitlfiuN ol tlw I. S Patmt U'iico. ..tnl t-. s. n.tior nnd MciubciB ul Conrcsa liotn 1 eveiy State , Addrchs: I.OIMS It WiOI-UE CO, So-1 lUItor id itrms and Atturtifnt Latv,Ic Droit JiulMIn, V Ayuir.oti'N. 1. O. 0 p? Ull), Don't fall to Luy your Chnnipaigne Pear Cider, linger Uecr, loct Ucer, Nectar, Porter, Sec, or C. B0ETT6ER, TAMAQUA, Pa. Ausr 13, 18Sl-Iy. $500 Reward ! Vi; ttlll Kiy tlionbnvo reward for nny easo of I. Il rr Couiplaliit, llrFpeislu, SI. L lli ail. aehe, lndiietl hi. t'niiatipKiinn ort'txllveness we eutiiiot cure with vt uFtig I.iver Veuelahlo Pills, when itio dlteetloiiF are stilitly eotn pllotl tilth. They ure purely Veaetalde, and nevtr falltoKlveFiitisruelliin Suicari oateil. I.arire tmxes. rnntalnlt.ir 'M Pills. Vft eems. l i.r Fllla h) all Hmmlsis. ilettare nf eouil. torletts and linltatloiis. 'I l-e trenulna teaiiu laeliired only by .HIIIN 11. WlhT M'O , "Tlio I'll! "Makes " 1S1 ft 183 V .Madison Si , t'hlnaau. t ree ulal paeLauu sent hy malt iirviaii.1 on rtctlpt ol S cent stamp Smith Kline & i;u., ; nolesalu Aicnts, IMilludolphl i. l'a. so t. '81-ty. 1? A TT M M Vie aintliiiie tn act as Snlieitnr for Tat ents. Caveats, Trade Jarks, Cnpt ri(lit.elc , fnr the United Slates, Canada, t'liha, Knu IhihI, KraiK't-, Germany, t-to. We liaee had ItltarV KIVF. VKB KXrF.fclKNCt. r.itflit .il.taine.l thmiiith 11 are iioIIikiI iu the SoiaUTifto AKhaicis. Tlii large ami tpl'iidul illu.i rated weekly mrS it) year, shnwa the I'murewnl Beienee.is very iuureaiiiiit. ami ha an enmijimn eireul.t ti.m. Addreaa MUXN A 00,. 1'alenl 8idle ilnrs, 1'uhlisliera nf Kcmriric AvtliBloaK, 37 Park U"', New Vurk. iluud Uiuk atmut Patents sent Tree. iLAffl)!! A A. THOM AS.St. I'loud Hurd- liur. Wasiitnulon. I. '. Prae- I jjunn . t,., t, lure trie I'nl ed State (l.iiaral Ltu.l lllflee lt.iiteatnl oaM,, ,r' vale land elalots, imIuInk. iir-niiip'i ai r nd lioiaeelead ea.s prna,e4fe,t liefnre th I e partm n'onti In', ri nr t rr -mn r.,u ij aud all ola- -I' i ire Hi I x. ai.ve li.par tr'Mirs Kin nl a 'ri 11 H'ttn to I. nt n-Fftti eases, itnd Karrants, homestead na!s, auJ all klaJs of laud snip bouaM aud . i .tl. uiate-cor. , -fa- ! 1 VfA - Miss M. A. SNYDER "Respectfully announces to her lntly l'ricnds that she 1ms just received a full line of the latest novelties in Spring & Summo t i mw.ivi i-cHi ono or mo inc imporri V ' 'I1"' ""'''l' 'I 'V tho ?.li:iKAl, FACUI.TJT i i'.-.ln-ttl--inrronflitii.-nHotC()U(illS.COLI)3 1' t tihv.ivi brr .'tio- 'i Mic'.iii i i i'.'.ln"t tlirnrro ).;oNcinnn. st.irus.cn.l 11 i cllscwi lit tlio 'rnKOAT.CHKS .Cllll II 1 1 comnmir, Llt-n Mm 9I70 bottles, ITIco si.ro. lltn t'Mmli l?ir- Slfi,m in nrih linttt vnlh ncd i5crN Cvcryivhoro, tsADPFj In tho WHSTE 1 iit th.- ni.ttt ;i l.i Met -to I: tiiiliin.lif.1 ouse. f'r Cirrulir. hh full iwrunilar, to l'mirlh Mn-vl, riiUiidt'Ifklu. CATARRH A foxltlvo C'tiro for Catnrrls of all lilml. Ii I I HMtaiUnncoua in tsTet a id 3ei aiatii iil lu tionult. cnrta at aay F'n :e nr t n-i.i.eaa.- ll.is cured cas so W.nu llt.,t Lon -i" came irom tlio nose. rr. Vv.'rj's nimiinitd Catarrh R snai oily t ml d an I p nijaut ailoiolnz Immcdlat Jt. I, l.i ilpiuuii'tvurcluallca-e! n:atarrbt 1 1 (Itionzii, ttny I'. rer Itronchllla. It V. II lollloVd 1'ult nut and afrectaallv attsai Ua cry an I I'uiiilrnt lilscharKes from the Nr4 mi i i am ti, aim i , cuu. MeKctune iirtain: 1 ! Mf- fut-ilv r. Riorc impAi ed Smell. Tn-tu nn4 lliaiiir: I relieve llo.ul ,ci c. llrcak un CohU in Ihe Mienziut'ii ina toicoiiini r;ret; J'unry, j;caiaie nnd lit'Ud r i lcar nnd Active every Ortin ( la II ml a, nl 'I liroat. Pr.cc, 60 ici.ia. Dr. C!vorj 's rUnmotnt Invteoralor 1 n -, ricit tiinoti t in lile r, Appettwr sjmI ncrvo 'r oute. H uukca u deilKiilfiil. vha Ionia ilrr.!:, uiilcli Itivliturutrs. lnrlfla i.nd ftirrtiin nn tliu en Iro sjslem. For lleno al 1) lal'tr, l);)-psla, BUIna, Tn.pd l.ivor. Itiill, csl'n n, Kcuratsio and tUwa-' initio Aticcllon, Ja .lidirc, Jilalants, r,alolT, Nnuea,S(k Il.ndictic a il Knluey CompUUau, il la Invaluable. Pilcc, to icnt. Br. Tvorj' Dlamomd Salts I a cLn cuio inr l.tiriit, l.ruiscH So.es of all kloda, i-.tli r.hcutu, let r, I ! itwurm oi.U Catausea . uptlons. 1 1 Ice, 25 cents. AbIc your Brucu:it for thie rem! leu itiititnlcti it.) oilieri or It 111 be keut 1'ico t.n lotelpt ol prlte. Do crlpttvc r.-.inptl'cta Frco. Aililrcsi l;r, I.'iory's Diamond rtcmedlc Ce., J. O. llox 3,'eo. let John Rlrcct, Keir Tat, OOTTH1SOUTI ' Wo liavo stores In 15 leading Cities, from which our cgcnU obtain their suprllee Quickly, Our Iiicturlea ana l'rliiclpnl Olilcea an a , Jie, l'.x. Hjui for our tvotr Cutalogue saa I lenuiloajcuta Address M. N, LOVELL 3 1 2 Lackawanna Ava SCRAMTON, PA. V,'HO IS UNACQUAINTED WITH THI flIOORAPHY Of THMOOCI TRV WILL SEC BV EXAMINING TMlSMAPTMATTMsI CBIGAGO. ROCK ISLAND &PAGIFIC RT Jly the central poiitlon or Iti lino, oonsaeU Uf Uaat and tlio Witt by the ahorteat rout, and rie iiaascucera, without chance of oara, MtWMft Cbioaco anif Kanaati City, Couuoll Btunji.IfcaTaa worttt, AtchUon, JJiuneapolla and Bt. x aol. Xt connect In Union Depot a with alt th prtnal) lines of road between tho Atlantic and tha FmIM Ooeaoa. Ita equipment U unrivaled and masBlt cent, being compoaed of Uoat 'Comfortable ja4 L'eautiful Day Coachea, Alasniaoeuft Uorton SL cllntnc Chair Cars, l'ullman'a frettleat Palae Bleepi OK Care, and the ile it Line of Dining Cars 1 n the World, fl hree Trnina between Chloaco and Uiaaouri lUver l'olnta. Two Tralne betweea Cai cafi'3 aud Ulnncapolia and tit Paul, via the F aaeia "ALBERT LEA ROUTE." A New and Direct Line.ria Beneeaand Xante kee, hi recently been opened between Hlahaaead. Korlolk, Newport Newa, Chattanooga, Atleat. Aa guata, Nashville. laouttvule, Iseilngion, Ciaeiaaaai, indlauapolla aud Lafayette, and Omaha, Minnee olla and at. Taul aud Intermediate poinu. AU Throucn rajiensera Trarct ou I'aet XzpreM Trains. Tiotteta for aalo at all principal Tiokat OBUee ta " the United Htatea and Canada. Uasea;a checked through and ratei of fare 1 vaya as lowaa competltora that offer Itea a4rav taJor'de tailed Information, get the Mapa and 7 eld era of the cheat nocic island route, At your nearost Tloket Offloe or address R. ft. CABLE, E.ST. JOHN, Vlja rrns. i oal ll'i'i, CWITlLr.XjV CHICAGO. jl DROP IN ATrnrTT Carbon Advocate OFFICE FOR uneap Krintins: ! i i . a 't if A;p(Vuntc!. TheCuItjutnntlitKTriaLmpta Aromp't i OyrKipeJlao' lnulM( know Mire fr Ihe ma.rfiiit rtmly. Kathlui;llUtItI tiolusfhail Lo prut, lliutriLUKl, uti-jiilU lo auttorLl iWirl for lla at ttUd full t)d fllCiilftTS DOW. Outfit. r-nd tnstrbtllon liowloaell, frco to actual agenti. Suc- spuran ...lliUI ri.l . K. iau peneiicel ir . ThUIMDHiM.