ST MISCELLANEOUS. Always en hand tho flnRcrf. A young siidow pines n while and thf n spruces. To be disposed nt under the hammer a carpet tack. An trial) piper adverllaoVWanted, an able bodied man as washerwoman, The United Btales own $3 for eyer.v man, wninan and rlilld within Its Imrders. Got the AnvootTR for mm yeirnnly one dollar, and o copy of Kendall's Unise Boult frrol A t'liicintiuli Insurance company lakes rike on iu anls, and (hero may sunn 1 an opportunity lor the groat obituary .bard to twang hia lyro sotnethlns, to this ellecti Our darling Willie's Rone, he's boon lly angles hands scented , But whv should we l levling bad? Qur Willie was hi'iirid I Junci, gelling dp Irom lilt dinner, In a quiet way remarked to his landlidv that lie hud found everything, on tho table cold ex cepl the ice cream. SKINNY MEN. "Wells' Health lli'iiower" restores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia, Impoteneo,3es ual Debility, SI. There Is now a mntiininus line of street lamps faun the Battery, New York, tutlv no'tli Hi" old viltflir.0 of Yonkers This is probably the Imiucal continuous lln'" f street lamps III tho world. Ith exec p. tlon ofalmit half a mile at the S.'iilh el d of the villajM ol Hasting", thn line stret.hca contin't .fly through Hastings, D.bb's Ferrr, lrvinel m ami Tarrylowti fron ibo Battery, a distance in a straight line of over 30 miles. Etiquette In Gcmany forbids the carry lug of par'-. I, no iiiHt'er how small, by a gentleman. Under Immense pressure of necessity a lady may lake home In her own h.inds a small purcl ase, or rnry a book or roll of music l the Ionise ofn fiiond. When a dressmaker tunics to try on a little walk ing-jaeket a small boy must walk behind her bearing the garment on his arm. An oftit-erraunot undcrnny circumstances carry anything when In uniform. "BOUGH ON RATS." Clears out nils, mice, roaches, (lies, ants bed-bugs, skunks, chipmunks, gophers. 15c Druggists. A kite 250 feet square, made nf limbers two inches by onodialf Inch, covered with nianillu paper, has bcec amusing the citi tens of Broekpott, N. Y It was kept tinder control by a rope o.MO feet long, and float ed at u height of one mile. A team and q pulley were required to haul it down. New Orleans claims to lend in rose growing. There msy be seen In that city a Luiiiarque rose vine, with a Btem eiijht inches thick. In soma private gardens nro 100 varilies. Tho favorite roso is the Gol.l ofOphir. It i small, ofa very pale pin Is shading toward tho heart into deep rich gold color, while faint streaks of criuson touch the outer petals. Personal t To Men Only 1 TnB Voi.i.aio Bm.t Co., Marshall, Mich., will send Dr. Dye's Celebrated Eleetro-Vol taic Belts ami Electric Appliances on trial for thirty days to men (young or old) who mih afilicled with Nervous Debility, fjutt Vitality anil Manhood, and kindred troub les, guaranteeing speeding and comiileto re storation of health and manly vigor. Ad dress as above. N. I!. No rnk is incurred, as thirty days' trial is allowed. 49-yl Rowland Hill mdo a gn-at deal, and by xerule preserved viireus livultli. On no occas on. wh. n m-kfil bv a nifltral Irion. what physician and apntheoiry lo finplny d to tn always r well, lie irplinl : ly physician bug been a borao and. my apothe cary an as." Thty we re t-tmulini; at tlimlnor. 'We would gt rnarricil to m-trttrw Ittvo, but I ivftiit U net a cool Blurt In the wnrhl." "Wei!. Hi give it to you." cne.l the old man behindhand out tlfw hi right foot with tho force of h rain. Tho fellow, at last ac counts, was still "in; Marriages have. ini'reHM'd 4fl per cent., lnce young men have learned rT ( I o sooth injr efl'ect ol Sinrs Syrup id Tar, WiM Chfrry and Hnarhinui4l, upin b.bi'i, Ymuiff man it you keep a boule nn hand for an tiiiprccv you aro sale in briNging things to a cUiiihx. It would peeni tliat the pititnt ami long siill'ering Reiniblieans ol New Jerey ..... . . .. nar tiilally Had cnoiijli ni Kobesnn. in whole cminlrv will cioa woop of relief if , , , .i . . its jiut expectations iu this behalfare roali zed -Ex a itmvici says no was seni 10 prison lor . beinj dlslioneat, and yot lio is cnmpelleil very day to cutout pieces of pasteboard, TV lieh are put between Hie s.ileinilhe cheap shoes made there and ialmed oiron tl:c iu U jccrit public as leather. Why Should They. Nit Inst nr wiiiiihii run do s.itisfaclnry v-ork when Ihe brain Is dull, the nerves mi steady, tlie system relaxed and they feel generally wreirhed. Why should anybody dr-ia: throiuh llieir work'in til's nuidilinii. vlien a iM.ttle id ParKer's Ginger Tunin will at a moderalt) cost give I' em "the tdieni'tli ami will t.t perform tlieirduties satisfactory. Kd. "3weel sixteen" is all bosh when it re fers to a girl. At that gt she is generally tho Grossest and most imprudent of any period of her lite, being ton old to spank and not old enough hi Im-i her mother, When Fgg heard of a boy who tras terrildy injured while playing willi fire, tie quietly renurked : "Oh, that is nothing, he was only a little son burnt." Fneg ought to be laiiiird, the heartless wretch. Semlor Hill's physicians says Ihit the cancer whirh liilliil nui wu.raiis-l by tu aeClfniad a habit of I old n; a ci?ar almost lotii-lfliitly in his nuuih,and Grop ing lha nirotlne-ciuited end against the tr It s:do of his tongue. "Drt not grasp al llieehadnw and lore the substance." Kidney Wnrt Is al leto run vert uu Iroin a elmdow iTvour former self Into the substance or former heallli. Said a sufterer fruin kidney trouble when asked In Irv Kldiiev-Worl" for a remedy. "I'll try if, but it will I my last diwr." It cured him and now hoircoinnieiids it to all. If you have dlbordrred kidneys ui n't fail to try H. Funny fact That "uonu" whether we rll it bsckward or lurvtunl, is ulwajs m.dday. Albert Brhwlll Is an Iudlanaadis man who had nineteen flghls because somebody aid i"Oivn him In 111" hugs." The custom of having grnomsinen al weldings has died out of English society. The bridfLroom is attended lv one Lett man. The physician says Schojainhsiier, sees men iu all Ills wr-akuar the lawyer sera blm in all his wickedness the theologian, in all his llttlcutts. A German professor claims U) bo able to Ull a mail's rharsclrr b; fie ling of his nsss. It is pna.ib!e to tell some men's eliar aclsr or absence of charsctr-y merely glancing at the nose. To morrow is a sstlre on to dsy, and -skowi its weakness. SPECIAL NOTICE. rs. E. fle V, Vermont & Co, Publishers, 70 ClTniaborjISIreot, Nrw Torlt, Acknowledged It toot. An tJonaKsronu entsoI foi'K iiD.initKU KswrArrns in the United Ntntesand Canada, are uow prepared to send tholr PrivateFinancial Letter rnoM new YortK city, (Under while ttaltA snvelope) te all lie- vkstoks on Speculators, who iiiavileslre to receive, weekly, tho Inis' Information con. ctrnlug the St'OOK MAJllvUT IN THE Aiuntot'uLis. HINTS AND POINTS Furnished to SritcrnTona concern. In tho probable rise or ileellne In S OCkS. Also ItKLIAIILB AD" VIO tO lNVKSTOUB nmt UAi'iTALieis oouornlnif St'Ciirc vmi Trolltablo IiiYrstmrut?. NnnnrP. V. Vermont Co . not being cunn-ctod directly or linllrretly with any Broker's or llanke's Ku'lness.glro their tnlormatton anil aUelco witn lull impartiali ty ami without b Iiir Influenced 1 1 the Hast uy personal interest. Letters sent regularly hy Monday night's mall, in closed enveloie, for IMrlttn conucu- Hot uecki, on tho receipt of one dollar sent to E. flo V. VERMONT & CO., PUBLISHERS, 70 I'lIAMIIEUS ST., N. Y. Aug. t. 1882.-cor. IMFOHTAiNT TO FARMERS! The undersigned calls the attention of Partners to tho laet that he Is now tnanufac turlnir, In coonecilon with BONE MEAL, a superior article of SUPliR-PHOSPIIATE, aunrantcciltobemadefrom PICKED RAW HON I s, which Is far superior to any other now in me mantel it is a Purely Bone Fertilizer. I respectfully ask that a fair and honest trial of MY PHOSPHATE bo made. I do not claim that houiccpalhlo doses will work wniulers, hut recommend iillbcralaopllcailon and it thorough test, and I am satlslled to alldo by the result. For further particulars apply to A. AIINER, New Mahoning, Carbon Co., Pa. Sept. 19-lm. VANTEI), Agents. Startling as the ' Pages of romance from the lowest depths of slavery to a position amoi.g the tlrst In the land. lie and Times" of FREDERICK DOUGLASS written bv hitneelfil full pnffp illustratlnn rlc ' 60. Outrlvnlf Tncle Tom's Cahln' in Thrilllnic and romantic Interest with tlir milled rlmrm that every won! is true. A mar velmifl story most craplitcatly told and of great historical value Thh volume wilt be eagerly nought for by the hundreds of thou -until who h.ivo watched the remarkable car eer nod have been thrilled by tho eloquence urthls wondcriul man 1'be work gives an account ol many interviews with prominent m.-n mid niirrat' tt many anecdotes concern inir them unknown Jo tlir ireneral t uttllc. It abiiiiiuUtii many graceful touchts boih of wit and eloquence He if uch a r marfc-tbIo man that people llkeiortud about him. and no wondVr.1' Uotton CongregatioPllttt, "It Isus tufpiring as a poem," WomanU journal. So sfnuiirer ?tnrv bas been, or ever will b tnW9Doton AdverUter. I "Jl IKIl IHUlt Itua I II I II it V'I'vv i null iiujf Kiel" ' tlon orhtlon.' Yoy, N, Y.) llnald. " "fiunon 10 a wiuo wic, - u.mjo,a w rant. The whole Mo'y Is cxccedlr gly well told.' Rockekter Democtat, Addre! I A It 1C PUH -1S11INU CO., llartfurd. Conn. tMB00K Oil A HEW SUBJECT! AGSUTS For tho Trilling New Hook leatrical ani Circus Life. ! W.-lKT3D Keveallnu: the soeretaol thn Stou;o. Oreen Hwim, and itlreus Tern. Prlrateaml iiulille lives iifnoleil actors and aclr.sses, IhHr pro tVsslunal work unl summer vacation ; amus ing sketches anil thrilllnic irairedlcs: t lie Itl.iek Art revealed, tow men eat fire.Wfimon are lired frum cinnons, heads are cut oh", etc., "Matinee Slashers'' and Kiddy ballet ulrls; Imw art.irs and aciretsrs aro ma.le; anolent and modern munstrnstties ; wonderful secrets of transrorinilioii scnes. History ol tho Drama from tho earll't days down to the iirtsont tlma. Musi Ihrllllnv ami enlerl.iln. Inir book now In the flihl. Asioundlnir rev clatlons! Truth similiter than flellon t 175 POKt'K VITS. KNUItAVIMlS. AMI ooi. union iM.vrr.-i mhs ..n iiin Kveryli'dy wants It (Irandest otmnrtunltr cvernffercd to thoso desrlnir (ileasant ai.d Drofliablu eiiililovttienl. fllher ntibllstiers are etr-Tlnir thmisandsol dollars Tor control of icrr lory i lusiraien eirciimrs ami lull par. Ih'ulars fltHK.nr send 5-1 cents In money or BtBmi.srorcomplctecanv.issli.tr ouiflt. to JUSrOKIUAIj I'lUlLISHINU Co , 003 N The Agonies of Dillons Colic, the lnde. scrlbible pangs oflthronlo Indigestion, the deLlltty and mental stuior resultlna from a costive habit, may bo certainly avold-rtby regulating the system with that agree iblo and refreshing Standard Preparation, Tin nAKT'a .Skltkiu Ai-khient. I'ltOUUKAlILK AT AI.I. IJDt'OOISTS $10 to $20,000 In lesltlmate fudiclous focculatlnn In Or; iroiifonii and Stuck! on our perftrted pi it ylel'U suro uiunthlv pronisto)ari(rH'indm.tl Invettors. Address, for lull particulars. K. K. KknI'AI.l A. Co., Com'n Meichanis, 177 it. 10 ua&ue tet, ciiicayo, 111. E S S3 it 14 0m We have a scholarship for the u llluuusport Commercial College, which we will dis pose Ol at II (llSCOlint. A JOOtl OlinoittlllitV for a vnnnfr mnn o -,r !,:.,. i..?:....., viLoiium. ui iiiiwiiK " UUOUH.-BS. course. Apply at this office. Best buiue. now belore the putt u You can tink- mranMi- fijtcr nt voiat tor lit Hi-., at buv lumj tnf, L-apitni not ueetled V o rl 1 ia t vsu 112 a dar and upw rn mdo at h mo ty thf In dul 10 un. Meu. WHineti uojasiiu nMr' wtmied TT)whrro Ut nor, for in. tiow tU" ttuie. You cm work iu ptre tim od r tt v roar whole t'matu tlie Imi mtv You cu livnt bo mo ut3 do tUa work. Nn other toglued nil pay rou ueanr as well Noxuiun (aw tn iuae enormou Btv or eurairiii at oitve. Cimtly lTaLnlti"U2F Han., aiouo. i T-fl yi FARMERS' COLUMN. FARM NOTES. Slnco Ihe new dog law went Into ef feet In Indiana thero has been a revival of the ihsep Industry in most counties In that Stile. The famous Roquefort cheese Is ntado fro n the milk of sheep of a peculiar breed, wh eh for many generations have been breed socially for their excellent milk giv ing qualities. President Chad bourne, of the Massach usetts Agricultural College, remarks that the moment a man slops a good work on ac count of criticism "lie is killed as frost kills a bean." Unless nn orchard is designed for com mercial purposes thero is no special advant age in setting out all the trees at once, It is bolter in many respects to plant tho trees at dlll'cient periods. -Horses are sociable animals, particular ly so in the caso of young horses. They thrive best in the society of others, heme the advantage of pasturing several in one fie d when practicable. An Iowa paper complains that the mora creameries there aro in that State the less buttur there is in the home market, and the higher the price. The creamery butler com mands the highest price in the Eastern markets and Is sent out ofthe State ' The Gardener's Monthly recommends that on every washday the boiling hot soap suds be poured about the roots of peach- trees. This, it says will destroy the insili ous little fungus which produces the "yellows" and other diseases, and destroy the larvae of insects which are injurious to the trees. The test as to whether a young tree is making sufficient growth or not is made by examining its new ahools. If these grow twelve to fifteen inches annually, neither manure nor additional cultureia probably needed. If less than this length of new wood is grown, something is needed to stimulate the growth and increase the vigor of the tree. Household Eecipes. While C.ike.-- Take the whites of twelve eggs, three cups of flour, two cups of whito sugar, one cup of butter, one tea spoonful of baking powder, one cup of sweet milk. Ton Minute Cako. One-fourth of a pound nl butter, a little less than a pound of Hour, the samo of sugar, six eggs beat en separately, flavor it with mace, or snmo other flavoring to taste, and bako in muffin rings. Delicious Cake. Two cups white sugar, lie cup of butter, one cup milk, threo eggs, three cups of flour. Stir butter and sugar together and add the beaten yolks of eggs. en the beaten whites. One teaspoonful of taking powder.. Springfield Rumrill Snaps. Three uirths cupful lard, three fouiths cupliil butler, one cupful suear. one pint mnlase. ne teasjKtnnful soda one teaspoonful gin gi'r, ono tablespoonful spice, then enough Hour to ndl soft and very thin in rings. Common Tomato Sauce. Cut up enm. p" or preserved tomatoes in halves, phtoj them in a stew t Nit with a few strips i' lean ham, some slirod uniona, thyme, Imir el loaves beel I quor, and stew them halfai hour over a slow Ore; tin n add twuor thre. ep .iifuls of beel liquor, and boil. After wanpaM through a sieve, add a little but. tcr and servo up. Green Tomato Preserve. Cut the toma to into lour or six nieces armrding to size, and take out tlie seeds. To everv pound ol fruit put jib. loaf sugar and J nt, root gin ger, rut unnll. Dissolve the suear in n lit tie water, and let it simmer with the ginger for five minutes, tnen odd the fruit and !il till clear. This preserve should have tba color and flavor of green gages. 8uccntash. Tako a pint of shell'd Li ma beans (green), cover wilh hot water, 1-t stand fiva minutes, pour off, place oyer Ihe flro in hot water, and boil fifteen minutes have ready rorn from six good siziil ears. and add to beans, boil half an hour, add salt.peppcr and two lablcsHionfu!s of butter, Bi" careful in cutting down corn not to rut too deep, bcllor not cut deep enough ami then scrape, after rorn is added wateh care folly to keep fruin scorching. Cranlwrry Sauce. Pour hot water on the berries and let stand until mid. and then to our quart of them add one pint o piicar. una pint of waler, after adding Hi water, let boll twenty minutes, then adil sugar and boll fifteen minutes more, stir the lierries often and mash evenly. When done the sauce may be strained in a bowl. When redd servo in slices. Excelsior Fruit Cake One cup of sug ar, one of butter, one of flour, ten eggs, bea the yolks, sugar and butter together, heal the whites separtely. One half pound citron one pound English currants, one jhuiii raisins, one ounce mace, one ounce cinna mnn, oun ouuco cloves. Bako iu slow oven two hours. Chicken Soup n.iast or bake chicken until brown, put it in a soup kettle with pints of water, and set oil a slow fire, skim of the kuui,add a middling sized onion, a little eelery, and simmer about three hours, take out tho chicken and yegelablee, strain and use, the chicken may be used for salad. Quince Cheese. Pare the nulnces. and rut into quarters, removing the core, set them into a stewiwin, with a little ridir or water, and an equal weight of sugar, boll until they are mashed up and look dear, then pour iuto a Jelley bag. The juice will uiakbau excellent jelly, and what remains in the jars, a thick and first-rate cheese fur dessert. Sparkling Iirolh. Procure one quart of small black beans, or white ones will do, and suak them in boiling waler over night. In the morning put the beans in six quarts of waler in a large Iwiler, adding some beef or mutton, or any kind of cold meats that you may have in the bouse, first cracking the boues ami cutting off the fat frum the meal. Put toil one largo onion, some nut. """'"1 whole peppers. Salt on the fire lwh,re il wi" iln, "'" I'""". Then .train il. riil.M.... II il, ...i. ...... r . i... ... 0 ,.,.. ul beans through the solve. Wash tho boiler and leturn the sou to it to heat up. When served cut up half a lemon In very thin slicasand lay it In the bottom of the tureen, pouring the soup, boiling nvor them. Sa-Oet the Advooitk fur one year, only one dollar. jJia-The best cum for disesses of the nsrve.,bra.a and muscles, is Brown's Iron ll iu;rs, Back Ache POSITIVELY CURED nr Benson's Capcine Porous Plasters. Reasons Why they avo Preferred to All Other Porous Plasters or external Remedies t First. Baentieo they possess all the merit of the strengthening porous plaster, and contain in ad dition thereto the newly discovered powerfal snd active vegetable combination which acts with In creased rubefacient, stimulating, sedative and counter Irritant effects. Second. Decaase they are a genuine pharnuceoUcs prep aration, and so recognised by the profession. Third. TJeeanso they are tho only plasters that relieve psin at once. I'ourtli Because they will positively euro diseases which other remedies will not even relieve. rmii. Ttecsnse over COM physicians snd druggists have voluntarily testified that they are superior to all other plasters or medicines for external use, Sixth. Because the manufacturers have received the only medals ever given for porous plasters. Reason's Capcine Porous Plaster! SEABURY & JOHNSON, Manufacturing Chemists, New Tort. i MEAD'S Medicated CORN and BUNION PLASTER. SMIiS! th riAit fi.ll.'loni m a prrffrt lUir Kcttorer 49 Drntln. AUii.irrJ fof ItlcUnjkllni'ltSt etpyint ptfrfutn. B Kle roll - f n rtlnrnfln. A-a.l It tlx fl SsllMjroolbfulCDtor. S0tts.Rn.ISI tti.a t nlldrpgzull. Ginircr. Iluclin. Mimlrnkc. StUlltirla & manvf f lle bct med cincsknownrrftlicreconw ttned into.ime"ci.ie ofii' ! varied ai'deficctive povrcn,olomaUcilie Greatest llood IVriUcru: The Ce:t tlsi'.lh a :rcri;!i restorer Ever thtd It cures Pvspcnsii, Uheum.'siiTs. Slocp'csi hcM.aMd',isesoftlie Stfinwcli, Bowel. 1 urrs. .Liver. Ki.ncyi. and nil rcnta e Complaint. If s A'i arc v am.T avay v tih Con- unintion or any tiic.ise, usenoioN ci-a.iy. uwiifurciy htlnvnu. Jlcireml'erl itisfarvineriortonitteM. Cssences rf (l.nnerrn J rt'icr Tonics, as it bi.ilJs up l!ie s c-i walnut ititoxicitin. 1 5-c. & $ t stzer ti!.Verimdru7S. T'oiieccmir c without LAHCC SAVING JU YI(i TIIS PCI-LAH 5I7.S. JH GREAT CURE K-H-E-U-ia-A-T-I-S-ffi Ab It la for all tho painful dlseaaaa o f the KIDNEYS. LlVCf! AliD BOWELS. It nlMiuaBthaivitsmct the acrid nclsoc that cansea the dreadful auC;rlns vrhtoh onlj the vlctlma orrneumausm can realize, xuniifiaunn of casra of the worst forma of this torrtbla dlseaae have been aulcUy relieved, aadtnsliort KLKrLU I kl bUKbU. rmci si. mm in .r nay. som br lai ccists, (si) Dry can bo Bent by moll. WELLS. KICItAllD3QH&CO. Uurllncton.Tt 1 THE LEADING BUSINESS SCHOOL OF PENNSYLVANIA. TilG OLDEST. UlB LARGEST, tlie BEST A Successful Career cf Sarestcen Years 1 This Institution is thoroughly cstahlishrd, ami, Uoine so hivurably known throuslmut vne country, receives a very uoerui snare 01 patronage. Thero are to.ilay over 300 Students in ac tual attendance. The Diploma and 111 President's recoiii metiilution aro rfingnlzed everywhere by the best business men. Its terms aro extremely moderate, while Us appliances and lucilities are not sur passed. Duriiit; tho past year, of thn number who attended. 84 were placed in lucrative posi lions, cud many more secured places through their nwu ell'orts. Expenses: Scholarship $30 00 B.oks for Full Course 7 00 Good Board, jier Month 15 00 For College Journals, Ac, address P. E. WOOD, President, WILLI AMSP0RT, PA. August 5, 18S2-ni3 o 0 CD O C a 5 Q tr. J a c3 o o ; c i o Eh Silssj tsMesaJ5.r tv vuutii and jtwtiirc-AorD, Woulil von e re. tor t tn bUUSIl Pnnrinnil 0 pe.ul su nn and von m cet a.I- HlullUUUu vlcalnani'eil oove!oo. AdJ."Cas, - . in J-Tuf. J.V. KOA.N.OK'ilrUBOlirKit.V. JUllT)! RUPTURE-, Tho irr.f.iAi, Tituf s i Mhaivou want ino arrateat tnrciilinu rt thnaenl uee oue piai. nhlet. "em ties. lol. J, Y. liuAN. Orcons burs. .V.V. 11VI7I Life and Fire ! E.- K. Stroh, General Apt, AT MAUCII CHUNK, Pa. Only good and reliable Companies repres ented. Also, Agent for thn ITALIAN mid ROTTERDAM LINE OF STEAMERS. U ? k. M u S .-. Travelers' Insurance Titt! CENTS VLil 8E0UBES w v$15 Weekly Indemnity In ca.s of Injury, er $3,000 INSURANCE In case of Death by Accident. TICKETS FOR SALE AT THE Carbon Advooato Ofiloo. Mistrial Diktat. Nb Era Life Association of 1876 OF PHILADELPHIA, PA. Insukes Against j$.eeideBii. AT THE VEUY LOWEST TRICES. Admission Fes There has long existrd a pullio demand (or provision against Sickness, A'ridents and Premature Death, on an equitable basis, The New Era Life Association Now issues Policies covering all three of the bore contingencies at rates so low that they will al once command tbe favor of every Prudent Man. These Policies provide for a Weekly In deiiinity of FIVE DOLLARS PER WEEK, in case of Sickness or Accident, end to cok TIKUK 'until the Insured shall rtfjain hi health sufficiently to attend to his rsgul business. Should a member desire an insurance of $100 iiayablo upon receipt of satisfactory proof of death, in addition to the regular weekly Indemnity, it will only cost a ft cents additional per month. The rates are low, and remain the same as when joining. The member Is not required to wslt three, six or nine months before "becoming Dene ficial," but his policy is good for the full amount immediately upon the payment tbe first premium, should be be disabled The premiums msy be paid Monthly Quarterly, Bemi annually or annually. The Weekly Indemnity provided for I policy will be paid until the member re covers or tbe pojicy terminates. For further particulars apply to H. Y. MORTIMER, Ap Garbon AflVocate Office, LEIUGUTOX, VA. ARBON ADVOCATE PLAIN AND FANCY OOKs JOB PRIHTIE HOUSE BANK WAT, a short distance abort the Lshlga Yallty U.K. Depot, LEHIGHTON, PA. w fully prepared to execute ever dsisrlption ef PRINTING, Irom a Wins Cartito aLaree Poster Posters, Handbills, Dodgers, Olrsalari Shipping Tags, Carls, Bill Heads, Letter Heads, Kote Heads, Envelopes, Statements, Programmes, fcc., lie., In Best Manner, at Reasonable Prices ! WHY! WHY!- Ten should go to Dr. C. T. Horn's CENTRAL DRUG STORE BECAUSE He personally attends to his business. He has the experience ol medicine. He has the best and nuresi Drugs and uneuiicais. He has one price to all. He has Hi best goods for the least money He has all the Popular Patent Medicines. He has the best Horse and Cattle Powder. He has the best wines and clears. Ha kocn tho hest Old ltyo Whiskey to medicinal purposes. He has the latest patterns In WAI.I PAI'KIt. He has a full lino of Lamps and Lamp Fli tales. He hss a lull lino of Toilet and Fancy Ar. tides. He bays and sells fns cash. Call and be convinced that the above rea. sons arc eorrcet. ami utilise O. T. HORN, M. I)., Leueket's Itleek, Opposite the "Uaruon House.' Sept 11, llSl-lr. A. 19. M&&&5 M aanfacturer of and Dealer in STOVES, RAMES AND HEATERS, Till anl Sheet-Iron Ware ani General House FtiniisMns Goods. ROOriKR nrsil Sil'OltTINtJ done at short notice and at Lowest Cash Prices. Xverrtlad ef RTOVR O HATES snd FIltE BRICEIS keptcenstsutlron haud. Store on SOUTH Street, A few doors above Baal. St. LEUIOI1TON. ratronaae sollcited--SMtisfao'ion gnarantei'd. Oct. S ri A. U. MOSSltlt. E. F. LUCKENBAC1I, Two DeorsBelevr Ue "Bresdisay House MAUCII CnUNK, PA. Deslsr la all rattens ef Plata and Psncr Wall Papers, Window Shades, Paints & Paintesr' Supplies, IXJWK3T OASn PRICES. $66 a vrrelc In roar own town. SJ ouifli I roc. no nk. Ererv ihiniraew. Csollal not enulr ed. We will luroi.l jrnieerr taintf. Aienr are ik lor lull,.. Ladle niaae aa iuucha rue ud nova and airlt make rreat par. Header if you want a uo.iq as atwinci von ran tu-iae Rret par all stin tin e roil work, wnte lor pirticu ais t.i pre-t .ay cu aia s floio-ri II. 11 ALtaTT a. uo roniMW, "Job Printing neatly, cheaply and promptly execut ed at this office. Give lis a trial and be convinced. MILLINERY G00BS, Indudlnsr'.llats, Bonnets, Flowers,'Rllboos, Feathers, Notions, and DRESS TKIMMINQS NEW GOODS RECEIVED WEEKLY. All work done In the latest style, and most durable'manner.Vit the lowest oash'prlcss. STOItKt at the lnterssetlon ef HANK STREET and HANKWAT, LEIIK1HTON, PA, aprll 30, lfll-jl, Use Lawrence &, Ulartin's WIIIIH For COUGHS, COLDS, SORE THROAT, BRONCHITIS, ASTHMA, PNEU MONIA, corisumPTiors, Disoasosor throat, uhlst au i.urcus. BALSAM CONSUMPTION In Its OF TOLII CONSUMPTION In Its Incipient and advanced stages, aid WI tlHcasci ol the THl!OAT,tTiI'.3i' and LUNUS, butlt lias never been so advantaceotfily cv inpounucd na In thoTOM't LOCK ai.d I'.YE. Its soothing llalsamlo properties atrorif a diffusive stimulant mid tonic to build up tho system after tho cough lias been relieved. Quart size, bottles, I'rlcn $l.co. O1 All T I Ok RS V no' bo deceived by dealers who try to jialm oil Kock and Kjra Lf tAlJ 1 lUlU t In place of our TOl.U, l'.OCK ANI) kvi:. which is tho ONLY MEDIOATEls article tho cenulno has aTrlvato Dio Proprietary Stamp on each bottlo, whloh permits it to be Sold by l)mci;isls, Grocors and Jicnlcris Evcryivhcro, x 9- WITHOUT SPECIAL TAX OR LICENSE. Tho T0LU, ROCK AliD RYE CO., Proprietors, 41 Rivor St., Chicago, 111. lOO1 ?ry Atmtnistrlion from Washingtiin lei the prMcm tune, itli oef w ("irfi 1'orirniin 01 LsBfiiraoi me i 1111c ohc wuisiewni mi f tlie Ht.me nf the rreidenti. Thl it the most Mlablcbook Pu!Hh LlJKNTH V NTKI. Send for Circulars, with full mrtkutar. UHAOLKV JU CO., 60 N. Fourth Street, l'lilluUtlphlii. A A INo iratc-rit No Pay. PATENTS obtained for Inventors In the United States Canada and Europe, at reduced rates. With our principal odlce located In Washington, directly opposite the United States Patent Ofllce, we are able to attend to all patent business with greater proiiiptuc.s and de spatch and at less cst than other patent at torneys who are at a dlstaneo Irotn M'nsh lna;ton, and who have, therefore, to ciaplo) 'assoeUtoattorncis." We make preliminary examinations and furnish opinions as to la. tentabllliy, free of charge, and all who arc Interested In nsw Inventions and patents are Invited to send fur a copy ol our "Ouldo for obtaining Talents,'! which Is rent free to any address, and contains com; lete fnstrnc tlons how to obtain patents and other valua ble matter. We refer to the (Icrman-Amer-lean National Hank Washli'Kton, I). (). ; the Kuyal Swedish. Norwcu'an and Da Ish Tv-n tlons, at Washington; Hon. .los. Casey, late (thlel Justice U. S Court nl Olalms; to Ihe Otnclals or the U. S. Tatrnl DSlco. and to Senators and Members of Congress from every State. Address; LOUIS ItUHlKIi k CO., So. llcltors ot Patents and Atterncxs at Law, La Droit Uull.llnr, Wasuinutum. D. ). Saloon Keepers and Others, Don't fall to buy your Champaignc Pear Cider, Lager 13cer, Hoot Iieer, Nectar, Porter, &c, or G. B0ETTGER, TAMAQUA, Pa. Aug. 13, 1881-Ir. $500 RewrdI WE will pay the above reward for any ease ofl.lver Complaint, Dyspepsia, M-k llea.l. ache, Indlaeslfon. ConstlpitlonorCo.llveness we cannot cure with U esl's Liver Veaetahle I'llls, when the directions are strictly com plied with. They are purely Veiretahle, and never fall to Klve satisfaction Sugar i oated, Large boxes, contalnliuc 30 Pills. 24 cents. For sale by all UruiruUis. Deware of roun terlells and Imitations. The genuine manu. faetured only by JOHN U. WKST & CO, "Tbe Pill Makers " 181 & w W Madison 6U Chics ao. Free trial package sent by mall prepaid on receipt ol 3 cent stamp Smith Kline & Co., Wholesale Agents, Philadelphia, I'a. so t.St. '81-ly. iP A T JS Itf T We contiuue tn act as Solicitors for Tal ents, Caveats, Trade Marks, (Vpvrie.hls.rlr., for the United States, Canada, Cuba, Eng land, France, Germany, etc. We bavn had TniBTt rtva rases riritRHNCi. Fatents nbtaincl Hi rou till us aro noticed In the ScuckTiric AuiriCan. This large and splendid illustrated weekly ukt,$3.20 a year, shows the rroErrssot Science,is very interestiiiR, and has an ennriiinus rirrula tlon. Address MUNN A CO., Talent Solir ilors, Tublishers of BciE.VTino AmuiciN, 37 Turk Uow, New York. Hand book about Tatenta sent free. T 1 IXTt I A. A. THOMAS, St. f'loud liANI Minn-. Washington, I). U, 1JI1111J . ,1,.,., be(0rB IS Vn.c,t A. THOMAS, St. f'loud Ilulld. I'rao States lleneral Land (Itfice Outested cases, pri vate land claims, mining, iirr-t'inpilon and homestead eases prosecuted heft.re the lie partui nt ofthe Interior and Supreme Court; and all classes of claims before tna executive Departments Social at'en'lon given to town-site eases, (.and warrants, homestead floats, and all kinds of Una sotip bouxht and tM. leavf eor. I M. A. SNYDER; Respectfully announces to her lady friends- that she has just received rt full line of the latest novelties in s Spring & Summer UMA'Hl iL.'..j...L...ii..i.i.".......i..M....rtfiwJ llm nlwnvs fern ono oi mo r."st imrmiiui weaptms wlcldrd bv tho WldiK' L FAfLT.l f air.ilnsttlincneroaehiiientsott'(l'f,HH,.,OMM, lHtOXflllTIS. ASTHMA. KOltK THROAT, 0US6. DIAMOND CATAERH A Pnalttve Curn for Oxtarrli ef nil klnsla. 11 Is I uatn 11 tn neottM in litfect a. id Permanent In Iteaillt. C'UieS at any h'ase of t.ie micas: Ilia cureJ ca.ia so tivttMo Ul.t, bones came irom tho nusc. IJr. Hr.iry'a Dtnmnxd ralarrfi (rem edy is nil d an.) p la.ani, atrimllnar taiinetliuta lleilet a it promt t euro Iu llcaes I S atarrK, InOiienaa, liny I'ever Itronchltla. It w.U iciiiova I'olTpus and eflectuslly enre Wa'err and I'uiulent Dlscliart'ca from the Bsnd andTaroat, and K. etld. flickeninc ftrsath: lw feetlv restore imps) ed Smell. Taste and llsarlur; rcllare Ilaadccie. Iirtak up Col. I. in the tlvad; Mreujr'hen ihi Voice anil Ky; Pnrl.'y, Itcjulsso and llcndir i lear and Active tvery Ur;an uf tso Head a.uriliroat. 1'r.cc, eocc.ts. Dr. Urorj'a Ulamond IiiTltrnrasor U a I'erlcct ttiiiutl I'urltli r, Aletlier and Norvo 'r oute. It nukes a delightful. wha some ttrnt:, which luvlcorutea. I'urldca mid Strengthen the mi Ire svsiem. For (leue al D. hillty. Dyspepsia, Uillownoss, Toipd Liter. Indifcstnn. Neuralgia and ttlieu mstlo Atlcction.. Jaundice, llalaiia, F.atnlepcy, Nnuea, 8 ck Iltadari.e a . it Kidney Complaintfl, It Is Invaluable. Pilcc, (0 tents. Dr. Kvnrj'a Diamond Salvo Is a mver- el:n cure mr Hums, Unites Suit, of all kinds. Salt Hlieum, let vr, l.li'irrrorin atd Catansons 5h:uptions. Price, cenu. ,ak your Drngciat for tlieao renitxl lea autt Hike siosntivri or will bo aetit Vrao i.si rocclit ot prlco. Dcjcrlptivc Pampil'cta I'rco. 1 Address Dr. Erory's Diamond nemcdlcs Co , V. O. Bos 3:60. 104 Jolin sitrcct. New Tork. OUTTH1SOOT! ArS!KTE8S15TjS40wpEEERK. Wo have stores in 15 leading Cities, from which our amenta obtain their tuprliea quickly. Our Factories and rriitrlpal Oitircs ire t Krlef la. iSead fur our New Cataloune u terms to agents Addrtea M. N. LOVELL "ttSSassiT WHO IS UNACQUAIHTID WITH THS OlOORAeHV OS THIS eOUIt TRVWILLSSC BV SXAMIHINO TMUfiAPlHAT 1H. CBICAOO, ROCK ISLAND &PACIFIG R'Y By the eontrftl pot Won or tti line. eounsoU ih ut atnd the West by the ehorteat route, nd eer rlee pieeneer, without eheoge of cere, betweem Chlogo and Kaats City, Council BlulTjlJJe.Tn worth. Atcbitou, Minneapolis and Bt. Paul. It connects In Union Depots with ail the principal lines of road between tbe Atlantic and the t aeifle Ooeana. Its equipment is unrivaled and magnifi cent, being composed or Most Comfortable aa beautiful Pay Coaches, Masnlfloeni 11 or ten Re ellnlne Chair Cars, Pullman's Prettiest Pales , files pi ntt Care, and the Uest Lino or Dinlnc Car In the World. Three Trains between Chleaco and Missouri XUver Points. Two Trains bet wean Cnl ctvf o and Minneapolis and Ot.PaulTla the lauou "ALBERT LEA ROUTE." A New and Direct Line, ria Bsnseaand Kanka atee, has recently been opened between Blehmead J orfolk, Newport News, Chattanooca, Atlanta, An- Ksta. Nashville. Louisville, Lexington, Cincinnati, dlanapolie and Lafsrette, and Omaha, Minneap olis and tit. Paul and Intermediate points. All Through Passenger Travel on Test 2 lyres Trains. TiekteUfor saleat aUprlDelpel Tlektt Offlees la the United States and Canada. Baggage checked through and rate of far aU ways a low as oompeULora that offer less ad van for detailed information, set tbe Zfepe and Told sr of the GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE, At your nearest Ticket Office, or address R. R, OABLCf E. ST. JOHN, Ttes-rtss, Qea'l W c'r. Oea'l TIL retf. XV CHICAGO. DKOP IN AT THE ft taroon aavocaie OFFICE FOR Cheap Printing ! i AsenUWnntesl. TbeC'ulmlnatlngTrlampb MOW to LI V A comp'ets Cyclopedlaof hoashl.l Iwi fr tbe masses t now ready. AolUliivlllie'tM SJaluffnulf Low priced. Illu.trated. iiiinitleU tn auttulun. , Hrmttor Preas notices aud lull particulars uosr. Outfit and instrucliim howtos.l', frco to sc-ual scents. Suc ce.stUArai. t. .1 fsltblul . l. - 'lU-.'P ' It enr. ami o rrll.iry i'-.lr,.i W. II. TUosjspMisi. I'ubllaUer, tat Arch irul, I i.i.J.lf u.t, pa.