MISCELLANEOUS, del the AbtocatK for one year only one dollar, and a copy of Kendall's Iloreo Book, Tree I A rifle club A gne of hurglarsi Marriage is no uneven gallic, ltB n tie. Did you ever bear Ice cream t or glass ware! " Capital punishment "fhrowlnB a 'hand ful of B'sat atinpising room "rat." There Isn't a lighthouse on the coast that weighs, less than a ton.. Tcxana, x. never lynched nowadays., .they die nf ''artificial diphtheria"' . Everything wlll'tufn When' trod uprtni el en the treadle. It turns the grindstone. Why dons tiro mootr remind one of a giddy girl T B-cause the Is'too young to almw much reflection. Cuiihter Irrjlanta-'rinpertlnrnt talcs men. - An unequal match One having the brimstone ull at one end. The man who carries his rallmnd tick et in his hut iinikrs a Tulr dlsp.ay. Don't be Alarmed at Bright's dilute, dntb-tes, or any disease of the kidneys, liver or urinary organs, as Hop Bitters VIII cvitalnly and lastingly cure you, and it is the only thing that will. A Lnulwiltaialnnii keeper sued a cus tomer for drinks. The Justice asked him if he had kept an aroounl. He had. Would lie hring It intoc.iurt? He would. After a Caw minutes' absence he lugged in a floor, on which the dnuker'a debt was recorded tn chalk, each- long mark meaning a ten cent drink and eacli short mark n live cent drink. It wns admitted as evidence. A cablegram from Alexandria says that "the American Admiral performed a grace ful i)Ct recently. He sunned around the Britisn fleet and Ills men cheered each ship in succession." The Admiral Is indeed a brave man. Any one who will go rtght'out on the water iu an Ainerican-mau-of war does nut know what lear meatis. SKINNY MEN. "Wells' Health Henower" restores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia, Iniotcncc,jcx uul Debility. $1. One thing Is certain. "Crankism" has not become" popular, and insanity or not In sanity, the time has not yet come, when men may murder without fear of penalty, hoping to escape on the plea al Insanity in its milder form. A marriage at Cobb, Wis., was between a widow, uged 72, and her adopted son, aged 23, Her first husband had on liis death-bed advised the match, as the means of preventing the raising of certain legal questions regarding his estate. The first prohibition law was passed in 1733 by the trustves of Oglethrope col ony, who enacted "that the drink of rum in Georgia be absolutely prohibited, and that all casks containing it should be stuxed In." "EOTJOH ON EATS." Clears out rats, mice. Touches, flies, ants bed-bugs, skunks, chipmunks, gophers. 15c Druggists. Congress has been in session almost eight months, but it has not passed eight measures which could be considered really essential to the public good. This is a great Congress. A good farm in Indiana has been al lowed tn run to weeds for five years.becaure of a belief that it Is under the curse ol a former owner, whose ghost walks the fields at night, and would make it unpleasant for a tenant. Personal I To Hen Only I Tn Vm.i.io Bki.t Co., 'Marshall, Mich., will send Dr. Dve'8 Celebrated Electro Vol taic B'ltaand Electric Appliances on trial fur thirty "lays to men (ymini; or old) who are afflicted with Nervous Debility, Lost Vitality and Manhood and kindred troub les, guaranteeing speeding and complete re etoratinn "C health nnd manly vigor. Ad dress asabove. N. B. No risk is incurred, as thirty days' trial is allowed. 49-yl The way to get rich In this world Is to save what you make. When you make a tool ol yourself, don't give it away. Hanging a thermometer in the coolest place In the yard to ascertain how hoi it is, li ol of the paradoxes of civilization. Georee Ogbnrn, of Mount II!ly, N. J., has a national curiosity in theihapeofa cucumber with a leaf growing out of the middle of it. A Difficult Problem Solved. Thedeaire lor stimulant is becoming c monstrous evil and how tn overcome it is a serious question with reformers. Parker's Ginger Tunic fairly solves thediffieult prob lem. It Invigorutea body and mind with out intoxicating, and has lr"uht health 'and hppitte3 to many detfedale homes. Inquirer. See other column. Woman is the idol that man worships. And the more idle she is the more he wor ships her. Mrs Leland Sanfnrd, of Califrnia,is to have a $307,000 private car built by the Pullmans. Forty miles above Little Bock, Ark., a slate quarry has been developed equal in site to anv in tie United States. "Dii b-ddlv what you do at all." Boldly do wo affirm that Kidney-Wort is the great remedy tor liyer, bowel and kid ney disease', rheomotism and piles vanish before it. The Ionic ellVct ol Kidney Wort is produced by lla cleansing and purilying 8clmn on the blitod. Where theie is a gravelly deprtit in the urine from disorder ed kidneys, it alwavs cures. A Boston puper denies Ihat a door step an be aristocratic. Then how can a room look dignified. ' A lover is like a tug-boat when ho goes out with a loe, The youth who permits his sweetheart to rule him is a miss sol. led youth. "O.give us a resit" is theory of the overworked business men. At Portland, Oregon, on Immense rail road dewt Is to bo erected, locnat $1,500 000. The Department of Agriculture esti mates this year's corn yield al 1,700,000,000 buahrls. The musical profession invariably use Sines' dyrup of Tar, Wild Cherry and Hoarbound. Almost all eopIe are cenernus to a fault if the fault happens In be their own. The naneake is like the orb of dav. b cause (t risen the yeast and set, In the yeat. Industry alwaya finds something to do. Bo does a mosquito. It is beauiy'a privilege to kill time, aud time's privilege tn kill beauty, The man who mlroniiet a second-hand clothing store is never troubled with fits. Sixteen ditTrrent Connecticut men claim to have invented the buck saw, Saw-lomn fact. Eattpnrt, Me., is one of the coolest re torts In the country. The thermometer there has all along been registering only fifties and sixt.rs f nd light overcoats end shawls Jbsve been uteful eTtuluga. fill; LHADINO BUSINESS SCHOOL OF PENNSYLVANIA. The OLDEST, the LARGEST, the BEST A Successful Career of flwentean Tears I' This Institution Is thoroughly established, and, being so favorably known throughout the tnutilry, receives a very liberal abare ol patronage. There are to-day over 300 Studenla in ac tual attendance. The Diploma and the President's recom mendation are reoognized everywhere' by the best business men. its terms are extremely moderate, while Its appliances and facilities are not sur passed. During the past year, of the number who attended, 84 win) placed In lucrative posi tions, nml many more secured places through their own ell'orn. Expenses ; Scholarship $30 00 Bonks for Full Course 7 00 Good Board, per Month IS 00 For College Journals, Ac, address F. E. WOOD, President, WILLI AMSrOBT, PA. August 5, 18S2 ni3 The "GARDEN oHlis WEST." Tolhe FAltME S Of PENNSYLVANIA. I give tou ft eorlial Invitation to come note and see the "Garden of the West" Northeast M issourl. You t hat are weary wit h larms or exhausted r. rlllllv. and jou that have fami lies of Oojs growing up whom you wish lo es tablish on farms laricer ami belter and cheap er than iro wlthlnyimrroAch In theohlStates, and tou that desire achangoof climate, come anil see this country In Its prime, aiglow with iroMon harvests, where the great rustling fl-hls of corn murmur meloilles of peace and welcome lo thu visitor. "Seeing Is believ ing." 1 show my farms personally, liee of charge, lo any one iteslring to Ins i eel them, " r6ivriiKA8T Miaaouni" comprises that part ot Hie Mate noruercitnn tne east tiy till nuls, and on the nnrt h by Iowa. It embreccs a teriltory About 100 miles square, celebrated for Its fernllty, salubrity ot climate, accessi bility to markets, diversity of landscape, and Its innllirarlous productions. It lies In direct connection, hv trunk lints of rallHay with (Hileiuo, Philadelphia and New York. Per fect oriler. peace aud political freedom pre vail. Forty thousind I'ennsylvanlans al ready reside In Missouri. In this fine ills, trlct I have for sale about three hundred Inrins. varying In sue. quality, price and cqul menls lo suit the wants ol customers. I SliNn Fl'LI. llHSCRlt-TIVK I.IBT3 TO ANY ApoRKea Fuku or ('nanus. Prices range I rom $10 lo tlOO per acre. Let me briefly out line one sample tarm of the higher priced class that or Mr W. M. Ihixter, 10 miles vrestnf Hannibal. (In Marlon bounty, 210 acres richest "efmtt0otinemnfani."all fenced. 4U acres good timber, 6o acres blue grass, 3 tlno springs (neter fulling), large brick, man. Hon (cost 10,' 00) ; soli of unsuronssed fertil ity, producing in poriection all standard grains, vegetables nnd Trulls. II. It. station on the premises ; six trains pass dally ; with in hull-hour's ride of ilannlbal.a thriving city ot 1 ."i.OOO population Price, -80 per acre, part cash, remainder on most reasonable terms. The railway fare of purchnter from hit home to Palmyra and return will be allowed a p$rt oj tne cam payment, rule guaranieeu per lect. Address HOMER H. WINCH ELL.. Real Estate Agent and Commissioner of immigration lor Missouri, raimyrn. Marion Co. Mo. jy2Mnl. E. F. LUCKENBACII, Two Doors Below the " Broadway House MAUCII CHUNK, PA. Dealer in all Patterns of Plain and Fancy Window Shades, Paints & Paintesr' Supplies, LOWEST CASH. PHICES. DROP IN AT THE Carbon Advocate OFFICE FOB Cheap Printing ! Nature a Sparkling Specific for Indigo st Ion and lltliousoess, tho wuier ot the tamoi.s Sell-terr-. Is duplicated In n moment with a rpoonlul of I akkavt'8 Sbi.iieh ArxKltxT, which conl alns evert valuable element of the German Miring. The meatest nlirsielans of I urope pronounce that free gift of Provi dence the must polent ol all known altera lives, n ml lta.icilmlr, liesh and lo..iulng Is on ii.iduii wrjini my reucuoi every iuvhhu In the western wurld, told by all Urugglsls. HACKETSTOWN INSTITUTE Ilev. OE0. II. WHITNEY, President. Fall term opens SEPT. 6. l.adles'Oolleae. Preoares Young Men fur llolleue. Ileal Ian. Illlies lor Music. A rl and Commercial branch, if. Thoroughness In every department. Best building ot its class, with sleaui-heat, gas, hot and cold water. &o. (Hose attention lo man ners, morals aud health. Cilaloguu Free. Teruislow, UAUaKX laTUWN, N J, Inventors will Advance their Interests by j MISK". American ami f oreign 1'aienis, washing- iuu, if. lias hwi yuura hi auccuaaim t rae- llce, and was formerly an Kxetnlner of , a- lents in the Patent OIUc. All business be lore ine nouns or the Department promptly nwciioci iu, rr cuullogeilt uiiun lUCQCII &cnd lor uircuiar. April ia-ir-cor. Best busineaa now belore the pub lie. Yon can u.tks inmist faster atwoxxfor uattim at auv tblaa; else. Capital not needed Ve wl.l alai e inn niaaar ana upw rum iuius at n- me uy llle In dust loos. Men, woiueu. boyaand alri warned vvrrrwoere wora. lor na, r,ow is Ide ume, You ojn work in spare Hon onl or srve rour wuuio v.iuo hi ins uui unt Ton o-n live al home aud do the worK. No o her bua'neaa wl 1 nay you uear,y as well Mo in o oa i Ian ot mate enoriuoua bhv or enraatiir at mce. Coatly Oulfl andtermafrM. luonei uatstail.eiiu I ly and bonrailx. Addrtsa Taut & Co. An. goats, liaise. daelO yl fiiipl FARMERS' COLUMN TABU NOTES. Millions of pounds of honey go lo wasl-o for want of beea to gather it. Nearly one-third of all the sugar sold on the English market is beet-sugar. Vegetables make good feed for hngs,and they ought to hare all they will eat. York county, Pennsylyania, rcporls a colt that kills and eats chlckeus,plgeons and ducks. Twelre tons of beets to the acre Is s fre quent European average, Irom which is ex tracted 1.5 tons of sugar. The fifth annual Fair of the Delaware Agricultural Society will be held on Sept. 2(5, 27, 38 nnd 29, 1882, at Dover. rmkeye Is troubling the horses of the bluegraas regions, Kentucky. It Is also ac companied by scarlet and other fevers. Prices asked by American breeders of the pure bred Tolled Angus cattle are as high as $850 lor rows and (1500 for bulls. It is said a dip, of water one gallon, benzine eight ounces, and cayenne pepper tws ounces, will kill vermin on sheep. One cow, horse, sheep or pig well fed is more proiilable than two kept on Ibe same amount necessary to keep ono well. Robert A. Hall, of Richmond county, Va., raised 200 bushelsnf wheal this season from lour acres. It wns the '-black bearded whent." Never use the currycomb on a horse's legs below the knea Hnd hock. A corn broom is best since It takes out the dirt and does not hurt the horse. French people areskitled agriculturists, as farming Is taught practically and theore tically in 27,000 nut or 34,000 public schools in the country. There are oyer eixty corn-canning es- laoiisumenis in tne Biaieot Maine, and the number of cans of corn annually put up is nearlv 12,000,000. Experience shows th-1 the farmer who raises his wheat, his corn, bis mules and pork at home succeeds better than tho ouo who raises only the article. The coming fot stock show ot Chicago gives promise uf still greater success lhaii those of the past years. It will be held from the 10th to the 2 Id of Nor. Probably no fruit is more certain or nviro easily grown than the plum, if the Blight labor of jarring llie'treea and destroy ing tho curculio is faithfully attended to. Double glazed windows are nearly as warm as a brick wall. The glazing must bo done in a clear, dry day, so as not lo in close moist air, which would cause initl ness. From statistics gathered in India it ap pears that cholera is far more deadly in the open than in the wooded districts. This is another inducement tn preserve forests. The sweetness of fruit has but slight correspondence to its proportion of sugar; currants baye more than raspberries and strawberries, and three times as much as peaches. Take a little time to go around and look aflcr the scions that were set last spring. The sprouts need clipping ofT, and now is the time to attend to it if it has not already been done. Thin out sprouts from trees where new branches are net needed, especially on the trunk or near tho ground. The Injury to trees from leaving such sprouts till fall is considerable. A good preparation lo mark sheep with out injury lo the wool is said to bo thirty large spoonfuls of linseed oil, two ounces of litharge and one ounce of lampblack, all boiled together. A tin-lined butter-tub makes a first rote cake box, or by taking nlfthe wood on the outaide or putting on a short wire handle you will have a serviceable tin pail. This pail is particularly good toute on Ihe stove to heat water in, To make tomato broth, stew tomatoes in a quart of while strck J strain it lo gel rid of the seeds, return it tolhe fire and add a cunful ofriiv. Let it boil until the rice is fully "welled, and then dish and scrye with more cut up chicken in Ihe tureen. Fruit in Honey. Fruit may be pre served with honey. Put the fruit first into ajar, and then pour honey over it and seal air-tight i when the honey is poured from the fruit it will have the appearance of jelly making a delicious dessert. A quick and effectual method tn dee troy plantain and other weed pests on lawns Is tn cut the plant off at the cmwn,and drop on the top of the root two or three drow pf kerosene. The lawn will not be defaced bv figging, and the work is at once completely done. The taste ol ginger cookies can be Im proved by half a cup of cold coffee Instead of water. There Is almost always at least so much left after breakfast ) or. If not, put a little water in the pot and let it boil for a minute or two, and strength enough will be given to flavor Ihe cookies. It is surprising that more persons do not grow lemons In pots and tubs as room orna ments. A comparatively young nlant will grow from twenty five to fifty a year, and usually they are much better than those we buy. We saw a test recently where one was taken from a trre which vielded double lh quantity-of juire to a firat clan store fruit. One of the readiest and simplest tests for ascertaining if water is free from organic poljution is tn cork up a small bottle nearlr lull oi i, into which a piece or lump sugar has been put. If by thus excluding the air and letting it stand in the light for two or three days, there is cot a milky cloud seen but the water remains clear. It may be con sidered free from the phosphates with which sewage water is impergnated. It Is claimed now that tho weather In all parts or the country reproduces itself In cycles' of about seven years. 1874 was a very dry summer, and 1875 generally wet In all parts of the country. The wool clipofI8S2, as estimated by those who have giyen the matter careful at tentlon, wilt not fall much below 300,000, 000 to 320,000,000 pounds. Observing feeders are not lone In dis covering that a cow or heller will gain in rounduessand plumpness much more rapid ly than a steer elTnilarly fed. This may create the Impression thai the steer is tie less profitable animal j but the contrary is the cise, as tho cow is laving on almost pure fat, while the steer is forming solid beef. The butcher understands thoroughly, as his discriminating prices show. A permanent restoration ofexbauited and worn-out functions follow tho us Brown's Iron Bitter. Beware O F Fraud BENSON'S GAPGINE PLASTERS HAVE BEEN IMITATED, And their oxcollont roputation in jtUTodbyworthlcEsimitsttOTB. Tho Publlo aro cautionod against buy ing riastors having similar sound ing names. Sco that tho word C-A-P-O-I-N-E is corrootly spollod. Benson's Capcine Porous Plasters Aro tho only improvement over mado in Plasters. Ono is worth moro than a doron of any othor kind. Will positively euro where other remedies will not oven reliovo. Prico 25 cents. Bowaro of choap Plasters mado with lead poisons. SEABURY & JOHNSON, Manufacturing Chemists, New York. IlH.lirtIV AT I.AST. rrlcetseta. MEAD'S Medicated CORN and BUNION PIASTER, PARKER'S hair BALSAM. IJl ApcrfcCtdrcftS' trg, etc can iijr perfumed and harmless. Re moves dand ruff, restores natural color St prevents. Laid, ness. ftntlsUla! i fiM ft I fJruptl.u, Florcston COLOGNE. An ftqulittflr fnnrtunt frfnmfl ftlty Kit In j fro rllti. SS Mil II Molt. Parker's GingerTonic An Invigorating Medicine (hat Never Intoxicates Tlits delicious combination of Ginger. Buchu, Mandrake, btiilingia. and many oiher of the best vegetable medicines lenown, cures Female Com plain t K licit ma ttsm, Kervousness.Wafce fulness and alt disorders of the bowels, stomach, liver, kidneys, and urinary organs If you have lot your appetite and are low spirited, or suffering from age, or any infirmity, take Parker's Ginger Tonic, 1c wilt strengthen brain and body and give you new life nnd vigor, IQP PptUARS Paid for anything injurious found in Ginger Tonic, or for a failure to help or cure fcOe. i 1 1 litei t drttprKI. Urrt it tnr fctiylB italUt It. Sxai for circular to HI scot A Co., 113 Win. l, M.Y T HE GREAT CUKE! IMI-E-U-M-A-T-I-S-M Am It is for all the nainful diseases of the KIDNEYS. LIVE3 AtD DOWELS. I it cleanses the system cf the acrid poison that causes tho dreadful suffering: which 01117 th victims of rheumatism can realize. TMflMQAMn.'. PF CVR?"S of the -worst forms of this tcrribls disease have been quickly relieved, and In short umo PERr EG T lT UUKLU, NtlCE $1. MQWU or PCY, SOLD Ly DlUCqiSTS.l I3i) AJrycm pe Bene ny nu.:i. WELLS, ItlCIIAUDSONaS CO., Burllnpion.Vt 1 IlVEIlTI.SfcllS bv aldmliju ULU. I A ltd ELL t UO, 10 Siiruca St., New York, can lenrn tho exact cuat of AUV tit T1S1.NU In American Ncwsipers. KING OF THE SINPiERS. Tho ahnvn Is the exact reprrsmtatlonrflhe soivlnir machine we sell fttr twenty dollars. It Is In every rtspect the vry best olthe blnner stylo if miuhl 11. a ; nn.K.) (n the bast manner with the latest ltnpvements for wlnillnir the bobbin, the inort conrenlent style ir table with exienslon leaf, large ilruwers ami beiutllul iiuthlo cover. It stands with out a rival. King of Singer Machines. We tin not asa you tu pay for tt until rpu see what ynu are t'Uyinu;. We only wish to Know inai ynu reauy wuni in ony a machine anil are willing to pay ,2U for the best In the maraei. Write o us femllnir the name of you near. est railroad station. We will send the mt. chlnonndKlve Instructions to allow you to cxuiuiuy ifc ueiure yuu pv lur u. WILLSIARTH h OO., Till Kllhert street, Philadelphia, Pa. July O.-lr. b3 eat?,: CO CO rz.ilZiZ-2 2 55 3 tr VOUT1I AND MIDDIK-AOKD, Would vou aro-tor. dtntjOUNUUniilinnil Q soul xiaiin and von will ret ud. lualiUUUU vicetn en, ed tiuvolop- Addrei-, lru(. J.V. KCJA.V, OKdensourx il.V, Julytryl RUPTURE-s The tPKUIAt, 111DF ausitou want Ihe preatear tuventlnu ot theael hce nue imoi. I'lileL -'eat tree. rot. J. Y.EUAN. Ore en bure. -V.Y. )lr ITvl Life aud Fire ! E. K. Stroh, General Apt, AT MAUOII CHUNK, Pa. Only good and reliablo Companies repre ented. Also. Agent for tbo ITALIAN nnd a s o is d H t! "ea.!i!KH ROTTERDAM LINE OF STEAMERS, Travelers Insurance Tickets ! 2Q OENT8 BEC0UE3 15 .Weokly Indemnity In case of Injury, or $3,000 INSURANCE la rase of Death bjr Accident. TICKETS FOB SALE AT THE Carbon Advocate Office Inflnstrial Bepartment. New Era Life Association of 1876, OF PHILADELPHIA, PA. Insukes Against tlckiae ami Accident, AT THE VERY LOWEST PRICES. ission Fee There has long existed a public demand fur provision against Sickness, Accidents and Premature Death, on an equitable basis, The New Era Life Association Now iisuea Policies covering all Ibree of (be above contingencies at rales so low that tbev will al once command tbe favor of every Prudent Man. These ToHcies provide for a Vfe'lly In dr-mnity of FIVE DOLLARS PER WEEK, in case nf Sickness or Accident, and In con t l.l on until the insured shall regain bis health sufficiently to attend lo his regular busineaa. Should a member desire an Insurance of $100 payable, upon receipt of satisfactory proof of death, in addition tn tbe regular weakly' Indemnity, It will only.cost a few cents additional per month. The rales are low, and remain the same as when joining. Tbe member la not required to wait three, six or nine months before "becoming Bene- ficial," but his policy is good for the full amount immediately upon the payment of Ihe first premium, should he be disabled. The premiums may be paid Monthly' Quarterly, Semi annually or annually. The Weekly Indemnity provided for in policy will be paid until the member re cuvers or the polioy terminates. For further particular! apply to H. Y. MORTHIMER, Apt, Carton Adiocale Offl:e. liEHiairroN, pa. CARBON ADVOCATE PLAIN AND FANCY BOOK JOB PRIOT& HOUSE B ANEW AY, a short distance abora the Lehigh Valley n.R. Depot, LEHIGHTON, PA. We ars now fully prepared to execute every description of PRINTING, Irom a Visiting; Card to a Large Foster ! Posters, Handbills, Dodgers, Circulars Shipping Tags, Cards, - Dill Heads, Letter Heads. Note Heads, Envelopes, Statements, Programmes, ke., he, In Best Manner, at Reasonable Prices ! WHY! WHY! You should go to Dr. C. T. Horn's CENTRAL LRUG STORE BECAUSE ne personally attends to his business. Ho has the experience of medicine. He has the best and purost Drugs and vjneiiiicais. He has ono price to all. Ha h.S th besi goods for the least money, He has all the Popular Patent Medicines. He has tbe best Horse and (tattle Powder. He has tho best wlnea and ciuars. Ho keep the best Old ltyo Whiskey lor meui.jnai purposes. ) He has the latest patterns-ln WAI.I PAPER. He has a full lino of Lamps and Lamp Fil iates. He has a lull line of Toilet and Fancy Ar tides. He buys and soils fos cash. Call and be convinced that the above rca. sons aro correct, and oblige O. T. HORN. M. I)., Leuekel'a Block. Opposite the "Carbon House." Sept 1'MtsMr. A. !. Mosser. Manufacturer of ond Dealer m STOVES, RANGES AND HEATERS, Tin and Sbeet-Irou Ware and General House Furnisaiug Goods. HOOFING nnd SPOUTING done al short notice and at Lowest Cash Prices. fverrklndof STOVE ORATE and FI It Ji BRICKS kept constantly on baud. Stoiib on SOUTH Street, A tew doora above Bank St, LEUIQ1ITO.V Patrona ae eolicited Stlsrao' ten irnaran li d. OllC-Ii A. U. MOSSUIt. WHY Every Dairy Fxtiner, Producer and Dealer in Dairy Products should Subscribe for Tie AMERICAN DAIRYMAN. BEOATJSK It Is the only paper whloh In any way attempts to cover this special Held of commercial enterprise. BEOAUS K It Is the only publlcallonin which are tn be found rca;uUrl. and with cer talnlty, reports ol the prooeedlng of all l'alrymen'a Arsoclatlons. IiEUAUSEIt It ts the only medium throuith which iiroducers and ilealtrs In butter. cheese and dairy products are enabled to communicate wan eacn oiner on topics connected with their mutual Interests. HEUAUsiK It Is the only means by which new Inventions for tho dalrv can be brought directly to the attention of tho fneelno class for whom therarodetlgned. BEUAUShlt nithts frauds and monoplics of every kind, ami contends toriair piay and fair ilealinic In the inarki ts oi the world. HEOAt'St! the most prosperous and sue- cessiui uairymcn in an nana oi me coun lev (men It. aualRlna and like It UEUAl'.SU no ,ialryinen ran afford to be without It. Iiinoranco purchased by the savlnu ofil.M) per year will, In the end cost many iimea inai amouni. "The Airiericnn Dairyman" is I'nbliihed every j nursuay, mr i.su rycar, kii naid. Sincle conies. Five Cents. All communications ahngld be addressed to J.E.CLABK. Publisher, mil 7 MUAUAY Street, N. V. 14. feb4 tf 5 P.O. Box 014. $66 t.ilu r. rok in your own town, ti nevr. Cablml eautr Ve willturoi i . err . Manr art tkl .vt fur Ladle ma ate inuch lui dtiort aud arirla make grMt par. Header if yuu wank a buato aa atwiiic rouran m ae sret ly all time ron ork, w1t lor jjartlca Jtiat'i ? MILLINERY Inolud.njtfUts, Bonnutt, Flowers, Hltbons, NEW GOODS RECEIVED WEEKLY. All work done In tbe latest style, and most durablemanner,'at the lowest casVprUef.1 STORE t at the Intersection of HANK STREET and 1IANKWAY, LEHIOHTOrf, TJL, aprll so, ltll-yl. i use Lawrence & Martin's ' Use Lawrence & Martin's For COUGHS, COLDS, SORE THROAT, BRONCHITIS, ASTHMA, PNEU- iviuiiim, uunctunir 1 1 UN, UlSOaSOSOr THROAT, CHEST AND LUNGS. BALSAM OF TOLU CONSTJMPl'ION In Its incipient aTd advSrtced it iikSS1 .'".lts Incipient and advanced stages, and all diseases of the TIIltOAT.CIIESf ?. vr? t.P8, neer been so advantageously compounocd as In tho TOLU, ROCK and ItT Booti,inS iialsamlo properties nfforda diffusive stimulant and tonic to build up tho system after tuo cough has been relieved. Quart size, bottles, Trlco 81.00. O A B I T I f M T P n.ot 00 deceived by dealers who try to palm off Hock and Rya XMriSftaVre,! J.V VP 1 ,n. P1?"18 of our TOLU, ROCK ANI) RYE. which Is tho ONUT ii?te. i.. allele tho irenulno has alTtvato Dlo Proprietary Stamp on each bottle, whttU permlts It to be Sold by UrucRlala, Grocers nnd Ucnlera Everywhere, , AS- WITHOUT SPECIAI. TA2 OR LICENSE. Tho TOLU, ROCK AND BYE CO., Proprietors, 41 River St., Chicago, IH. N5k ( . UlTfLA? X No Fatf nt No Pay. PATENTS obtained for Inventors in the United States Canada and Europe, at reduced rates. With our principal olDco located In Washington, directly opposite the United States Patent Office, we are able to attend to all patent huslness with greater promptness and de spatch and at less ci st than other patent at. lorneys who are at a dlitanre from Wash. Inifton, and who have, therefore, to employ " associate attorneys." We make preliminary examinations and furnish opinions as to pa tentability, free of charge, and all who are Interested In nrw Inventions and patents are Invited to send for a copy ol our "Uulde for obtaining Patents," whhb Is sent free to any address, and contains coint leto Instruc tions how to obtain patents nnd other valua. lie matter. We refer to the German-American National Rank Washington, I), O. j the Knyal Swedish. Norwegian and Daidsh Lepra, tlons, at Washington ; lion. Jos. Casey, late Chlel Justice U. S. Court ol Claims; lo the Official or the U. S Patent Office, and t Senators and Members of Congress front every State Atldrofs: I.OI'IS IMOOF.Ii K CO., So licitors ol Patenis and Attorneys at Law, Iks Droit Ilulhllng, WAauiKOTOH. D. ). Salooa Keepers and Others, Don't fall to buy your Chnmpaignc Pear Cider, Lager Beer, Root Beer, Ncc'ar, Porter, &c, OF C. B0ETTGER, TAMAQUA, Pa. Ang.is.im-Iy. $500 Reward I WE will pay the above reward for any case ofMver Coinplnlnt, Dyspepsia, Slek Head. aolie, Indlueatl'm, Constitution or(:a.veness we cannot cure with v cat's Liver Veaetable l'llla, when the directions are strictly com plledvlth. They are purely Vegetable, and never falltoitivesatlsractlon Suuari oated, Larite boies. containing so Pills, ii cents. For sale by all llruifalsla. Deware of eoun terlelts ami Imitations. The tr-nnlne mann. laetured only by JOHN U. WKST it CO, "The Pll Makers " I81 tt 183 V llailtson St., ObloHiio. Free trial packaxe sent by mall prepalil on receipt ol 3 cent stamp. Smith Kline (t Uo., Wholesale Agents, Philadelphia. Pa. se.it. Sit. 'Il.ly. We onntinue to act as Solicitors for Pat ents, Caveats, Trade Marks, Giyrijhts,etc.) fur Ilia, United 8tales, Canada, Cuba, Eng land, Prance, Germany, etc. We havn had TiiiBir rivr ykaks tsraRiKNca. Piilents nlitainwl llirnnuli us are noticed in the SciSKTirto Aukbioax. This larce and splendid illustrated weekly paper,$3.20 a year, shows Ihe Progress nt 6cience,is very Interesting, and has an enormous circula tion. Address MUKK A- CO., Intent Solic itors, rublitliers of Set e.vr trio AxaniCAa, 37 Park H"', Kew York. Hand book about Patents sent ire. T llTTtl A. A TlIOMAS.St.doud llulld. iAN 1 1 li'fcT. Washlmtton, II. (). Prac JJX111JJ . nep, u..oro the United States lieneral Land lllflco. (Vntested caaes, pU vale land claims, iiilnlDir, re--mpinn and homestead cases pruseeuled befure the lie partm nt ofthe Interior and Supreme Court and all classes of olalins before the r.xecutlve Depar menls Special at'eullon given to tnwn.illo oases, fnd warrants, homestead finals, and al kinds of laud scrip bought and sold. in&td-cor. Job Printing neatly, cheaply and promptly execut ed at this office. Give us a trial and be convinced, j iss M. A. SNYDER,- Respectfully .announced to her lady friends that she has just received a full line .of the latest novelties in Spring & Sumnior GOODS, V Featheri, Notions, and DRESS TIUM MINOS n.is always been ono of the most Important weapons wielded by tho MEDICAL FACUI.TT nRainitthflpncroachmcntsof. COUOIIS.COLD9, DIAMOND CATARRH A Pnvitlro Cnro fhr Cntnrrh of stll kind., li Is iiiatniitaiit-oiiai in afreet and l'criitaiicn t in icaulc. I'mes at aay slaw of tin-1 1 .em) Has vuroU caaea ao teirlM that bones came irom tlie nose. nr. Kviry'ej niuitinnd Calnrrh Hesst eily ts mill and p eaaani. airuiHlnir Immselais lt-ili-la it pnnni.t tin eli. allc'esi It nlarrh, Inftiiensit, Hay t'. vflr llronchltta. it w II removo I'olrpui and effectually nwi Tfaioryan i I'umlint Dlscharcea from the llaaal and Ttru.it, nnd F. ctUl. Sickenlnit flrsath: pr feetiv rraiore Impabed Smell, Ta-Me and lltarlar; relieve Hsidaci a. Urcak up CcMi In Ihe Head; Mrenirtheii the Volcoai.d Kre; Pnrliy, Ktrulaia and Hcuili-r t.lear and Active every Or;tn of t lkud a. id i hroat. Price, CO cents. Dr. Iror)s Dlnmond IiiTlsoraior-It a IVrlect Itlooit rurtflrr, Appollzerana Norvu T onic. It lmkce n lU-llciitfnl. wha some lr r.lt, which luvlcorutea. Purlflea and Strengthens tlto eii'lre system. For uenc al 1) liillty. Dyspt-psla, Iiillovae; Toipd l.trer. Indl. estnn. Keurnlulo and llheu matlo Atrccllona, Jaundice, Malaria, F atnlancy. Namea, S ck llradncl 6 a d Kidney Complauua lt Is Invaluable. Pi Ice, to icnta. Dr. T7Tory Diamond Salve 1 a aovtr. elen cure lor Itnrns, lirulsea So.ei of all tloqa. Salt Ithenm, Tet:cr, l.li'Kworm aud Cuiantena .ruptlons. Price, 25 cents. Aak your Drnaalat for thrae rrtntd lc ami take nu other I or will ihs aant l'rce on receipt ol price. De.crlptlvc I'smphlcts Frco. Address Dr. Kvory'a Dlamoad Remedies C., r. O. Ilox 3".no. 104 John Street. New Tertc. "JUST LET ME SHOW YOU" DII. l'OOTE'9 , HAND-BOOK OF HEALTH HIBTS tjiil Heady lleeipei, , fVortU $25. Coat 3Se. Uf Iha aolaoraf Tlais IIt.M TL"jjr "lIXBf -CiL Commox Saaax." a 10QrAaK3o(Ad,liiaUID.IIrUm . O ao4 nrclpa. In CH'fCMia a. manUt a talu.bl. book at Rr.r.N( rr r.mllf. Only 20 carta, kj aaall.ftanlav,,,, X. Iha Hand Uh.k coalalai ch.rl.r, aa iff 7 TT fl.ca fr alt MaMina. LMnno SaaM a CM. mun III,, til al.nlc Caratlva ata.arw,Il.w aa A1d Uiul.tlrala LklMf.a, Kauki W.rla Knowing, IllnU tn tlathlMg.aa BMla tka Bick, or Em.retotl.1, tllaU fof rr.faal. Woman, tna.lbar wllk aama a tka rrtal Formula of Jr, t'fmra, aa4 vtfc.r pkvtltl.M of blab roputt, anil alrotllona f.r raa.rUc twd lor laiallJa. tyaUI.NTJ WAMTU. 129 Eist :.:n Ctreit, HivTtikCUr, CHRONIC DISEASES CURED! Ktw paitht nwrktM out bj that .nont TVannlur hook on tnedkmL artntw lW.ilM HOUR TALK AM la XIeuicaIj Common Basa. Nearly 1,000 paaa, tn llluatratlons; hy Dr. K. II. Fo't. l"un.hara are ea. titled U free conaulutlnn, either In person, or by mall. A tva book: rcdarl to l.w. maklnr it tha ClliA rtaT 1IOOK in the li.vol.isn or Orrman Lancruace. Kpac Contents Tabies free. We alao-aend tree namplta aC Hit, Fodtk's lUit.Tll llovrttLY with, list ot nearly linremiuma; fiOcrntaa rear, w JlulUtAY. I1ILX, PUBUSHINO CO., N, Y. CItr. CUT THIS OUT! A.SS.S8$15i9$40wrAV Wo have stores In 1 5 loading" CIt!os4 from which our ayenUobtiln their BnrrUeQatoUy, Our Kniuorlea And Prinrlnnl llnlrea &ra Uric, l'a. Soui for pur tievr Cat at o no uu Ad 111 (aUlblab SCRANTON, PA. WHO It UNACQUAINTED WITH THI aiOOKAPMV Of TM TRVWILLItt BV mA MINI HQ THU MAP THAT TMK CBICABO, ROCK ISLASD &PACIFIC R'T Br tba centra Doaitlon of It lln. eoniisMtai Ula Su tad tho West by th shortest rouie, and er- rie pMsecgers, without ebaAse of ear. bctwa Chloaco na Kdss CHy, Couaetl BlatTi.LetSTSAt -worth, Atchison, Uianespolls snd BU FsaX, X eonnsot In Union Ipots with til tho prlnolpsJ lines of ros4 between the AtlsnUoand tho Farina Ooe&ns. lu equipment U unrlv&led and msfmtfi cent, belxur composed of Most Comfortable and Beautiful Day Coaohes, llarnlflocnt norton So eltnlnc Cbalr Cars, .Pullman's) Prettiest ralaoej' Sleeplns Cars, and the Best Una of Dtnlnt Cara In tho World. Thrso Trains between Chloag o ana Missouri River Points. Two Train between Chi aco and .UtnneapoUa and &L Paul via tho Xaateoal "ALBERT LEA ROUTE." A New and Dlrcot Une.Tla Seneeaand KinksW fcee. has recently been opened between Biehaond. Norrolk.Newbort Hews. ChattanoOca. Atlanta, Anv rusta, Nashville. IiOUlsvllle, rxlngtoo.Cinslnnat Jndlanapolis and Iafayette, and Omaha, Ulnaeap Oils and HI, Paul and Intermediate, point. All Through Passengers Travel on Past XxprtoesV Trains Tloketa for salo at all principal Tlokst Offlsee iA the United BUUi aud Canada, Baggage cheeked through and rates of faro aU war a aa. Iowa oompoUtora that offer lssaadran-, rdetailsd Information, aat the Uape and TolSVa 4r ot th, GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE, At your nearest Tloket Offlaa, er addreaa K. ft. CABLE, E.ST. JOHN, Yka-lTM,G.aalvrt'r, Gaa'ink aaa. ijjk, CHICAGO, Jk JIOHl'IIINK PaTIUra A Treatise on their CH I JI1U speedy cure BIS NT FUKK, Da. J.a .llorrUAN.l'.O.Bui IU,Csleso,llL 1m (W !, A Crv SCUHil Lhl lCloIHsall. rfO- SHs&eD OOtDXUtEl v. Hiuluc CaOw liclsrflitcrsto of ISTaVaXfei' In tlaSJ WarIJ. IV . .ty noKis ForLcir List kill a UO C'lPlal It I CAIILBIUflS. 'BEASIIB! la linuUllUt, Iejrjr fub or tli, aiGCNlS Wulrt Ut urina. Or Valrrmt KunMn, Wilts lur nrnn f i W.T. PT-AKIta Na-'OJ'Vll't! 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