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Attention given to Patent and Mining eases, Lands, Penildns, Ilountlel, and Oovernment claims. Attention prompt, charges moderate. Address with stamp, lteler to Members or Congress and the Heads of Oovernment De partments, dee. 10, 1881 o Physicians and Dentists. A. PERHAHER, M I)., - i i - ' FHT8IOIAN AND SURGEON fjywUI attention paid to Chronle DIwsms. -.OfflaaiJ south Kait earner Iran and tod ata.. Le TJilitP,Pa., J t , " April 3, 1815. x ays. -1Jq- SB.UEnE, M. D. Sliu. f KaamlnliiK SnrRcoB, tBAUTtCINQ PHYSICIAN and 80 1'.QEoN. Osnci.' Hank Street, ItKBEU'e 11 LOCK, Lrliigh loo, Pa. May be consulted la the rjurm m Language. Not. t". rpiroaiAS kbiiigrgr, X CONVEYANUER, AND QKHEUAL IN8UEANGE AGENT The Mlolaa, Oeaipantea are Itepraaeoted: LIBAN W 110 rUAI, FIBB, . REAIIlNO MUTUAL HUE, WYOMINO FIRIS, rorrHvu-Mc Finn, ,. LKHIon KIRK, one, tho TRAV Sk'BI.ItllMACCIDUMT IHSUltAKGIS. Also PennsTlvauts and Mutnal llorao TJilvf eteeuve and innranre j.-nrnranv. Karen . 1171 1HOS. Kr.MKItEU. jgKRSABD IMILMPS, CoSfT.BiilLDiAO, MAUOH CHUNK, Pa. Fire Insurance Agent. .W POLI'JIF.S la SAFE Companies only, at Beanaablvltatet, , Aug. 2J-yl QARBON HOUSE, J. W. KAUDENIlUSH, PnrjPItlETOIt, MUsKTSf., LEiiinnTOif, Pa. The Oakbob ltnosg offers Ant-class seeem nidations to the Traveling- public. Hoarding br the Hay or Week on Reasonable Terms. Choice Cigars, Wines and Liquors alwy on band. Uo.il Sheds and Stables, with aitcr Ire Haitian, attached. April 10-yl, .. ,1 T J- ' 1 '""ibriN f.?ialbAcit, ,, Instructor .of Music, alA'i-taiu.. (Fiano, Organ, Voice anil Theory.) , ' LEillOHTOJJ, PA. a - . t Sole agent for the - i i WEBER PIANOS and tin NEW ENQ- , .LipUHUANSj Ani(deaier,ln al) kinds ofPlanossnd Organs. ' Tarns low and easy," Slate, lumber, bricks, atWu.latea la oxcuauge. . "alheet Mails and books furnished en short tla; r " it- i I j sTer .particulars, terms, lie., Addrrsi, JOHN F. II AI.lt ACIl. Abe V lttt-lf, Ihlchten, Pa. JlVIO EBOERT'S Livery & Sale Stables AHK CTRRIST.L.ISIIlallTON, Pm FACT TROTTING HORSES, KLIUAT GARRIAOES, lai vWelTelfl LOWBR PRICES, than anr ) ' eiaer siTorj m ium wojuix. ..Lane and haadsemo Carrlacss lor Paneral Ciiseaesaaaweeaiaxa. iiaYiu iaiinur T.iijim. W. KAUD1SNUUSH !Respetlalljr annonneas to the public that he hss.opasa'ta NEW LIVERY STAI1L.E In aaa.alloo, with. hlli hotel, aud Is, prepared to Yuae'rals, Weings or- Business Trips, a hertesihoUee and '(Sst(ttlie''Cat BreiafttiJuplloirs nil moat liberal terms. All, rhn House1 will raaalva Stable on North S'reet, jaaiUbf hotal, Lhlxhtin, Jan23-yl elm J... 1 ,J ' -.CSn t'OUTK AltDTMIDDHS-AOED, iweetia rau ce rovor,-a to buuii 1 ua-,BtAaiB e.Tiava will vet ait. lee la ee.ied envelops. Addrea, . if. I.Ttxai.1, ugdensourg ti.T. Joljirj-i RURTURE,'.-.. The 1PP.RIAL 1 ItTJfB whjilvoa want Ike axraaseeOlBVentlaB of tUeael hcioup nam. htei.1 hui (ree. Pret. J. Y. EUAN. Orrens. r.-W.Y. juir iirl WILTON A. WEISS, 0JL iWARRIAGE BUILDER, . 4 Bank Street, Lehighton. a . OIKPA1RING Of all description promptly attended to at th ,v :.. j . Moat reasonable prices. AX All 'Work guaranteed, and patronage inyi.iiMtiivireimi jau.avya 1 i 4. H. V. Mortiiimer, Propriof,or. -. -r INDEPENDENT-" Live aild Let Live." ,$1.00 a Year if Paid in Advance. VOL. X., No 20. LEIIIGHTON, CARBON COUNTY, PA., SATURDAY, APRIL 8, 1882. If not paid in advance, $1.2,5 Railroad Guide. plUbA. ctt READING ft AIL. ROAD, Arrangement of PaaseDger Trulne. JANTJAllY I2D 188J Trains leave ALLE&TOWK astollofrsl- (VIA rXBKIOM&N UllLBOlbl. For Philadelphia, at "i:3J,0.U, ll.40.a.m..aBd -s.io p. m. SUNDAYS. For Philadelphia at M.30 a. m.,i.il p. m. IVIl EASl' rgSSA. BUAHCI1.) ForReadlnp; and llnrrlsboip:, 6.60, 9.00a Bl,, 14 IS i.Sfi aitil a OS n. m. For La'ncasterand Colambls, 8.00, .0a.m. and l.jop. m. HTtNTJAYS For Reading, narrlaburg, and wy po'nts. -M o. m. TrslnaFOR A LLKNTOWNleafeas follows, (VIA l'KBEIOIE!( BAILBOAD.) Leave Philadelphia, 1A0 a. m. and 1.0), 1.J0 rfua e.ii u. in SUNDAYS. Leare Pniladelphln, 8.eo a. m., It and 'itt p. m. IT ia hah i ru.i nia.i,.i l.eavo nedlne.7.S0 10.30a.m.,2.C0 3.li.fEdC.I5 in. Leave ItnrilsburK S.iO 8.(8 and S.M. a. m., I.4S aim i.wp. ni. Leave Lancaster 17. w a. m 1. 01 and tl.ie p. m. CaaCo!unibla 7.80 a. in 1.10 aud J. 10 p. u. tiroin K n trect Depot. KUNDAYB. Leave tteadlng. 7.80 n. m. Leave HBrriRlmiK, 6. ID a.m. Trains via "Pfrklnmen Route marked thus () run to snd from Depot. Nmt'i and Green Ktr-rls, Pi ilailrlphla, other trains to snd from liroau nirroi uepou Toe a4.11 ond 8.4S s.m trslns from Alleotown. snd the -1. J 1 and S.lSn. ni. trnm from Plilla. drlphia.Yla Periioroen lliiilroad.bave tlirougb cars to end Ironi Pallacelihla. J. H. VVOOTVEN. Osnai-o; ifanaatr. ad HANCOCK. Orn'l rnsi. & Ticket Agent. November em. JOHNR.G.WEYSSER, rnOPRILTOR OF THE West End Brewery, Maucii Chunk, Pa. Pure Porter anil Lapr Beer Delivered all over the State. October 8. 1881 Jl mm 0 mm si IS o P-f iJ?5Jl, Slj J? !?!, K5?E5 1 Central Carriage Works, Bank St., Lehiglilon, Pa.s Are prepared to Manufacture Carriages, Buggies; Sleighs, Spring Wagon, &c, Ufeverr description, In the most substantial manner, and at Lowest Cash Prices. Ucjialrlng Tromptlv Attended to. TREXLER & KREIDLER, April M, 187 yl Proprietors. FARMERS. LOpS to TOUT .INTERESTS AND PUHCHASE TtehiDS. MacMnes and Ari- cuitnral ImplemeHts, The Boat In the Market at J. L, ,GABEL'S. BL. - ' S -a tiauu, nun ur OOIB III A-aUlal UJ 001, Purcbuseri, CllKAl fOU OAbll 10,000 Icet Georgia Yellow Pine -Flooring, White Pine Boards and Floor ing, Lath, &c. AT UIS HARIIWAIIR STORE, April -nt JiEIHGllTON, PA. NERVOUS DEBILI Y: A CURE GUARANTEED. Dr E.r.WKST'8 NERVE and UlUtK TBBAf- . apri-iua ior jijaiena, uiaziucss, con yuiNitma, ISt-rvous headache. sJeutal DeDrea- siou.Loaaot Memon. pe.nia oirbosa. Inipo. tenry. lnvonintaiv nniiuiuiia. rreoiiiture Old Age. caused by over eiri ton. sell abuse, nr .uiUu,R,MHil nuicu iraca to lujserr, aecav aud lleatll. Onn hnv will I-.,.-1. r . ,..u. Kacb box contains one montb'a treatmeni. One nuiiuiuut or u uoxea rornvedollara- sent bi mail prepaid on recipt it price. Werusr. sniee six boxes to cure any rare With eacb lea witu live diiliara -we will a. nd the porch .s- , . . i J " 10 rcluru lae nonev uiH..iiuicu,uwa 001 ciiwci a cure, iioar auteea taaued only wbeu I lie treatment laordtr. fx 1 direct from n JilTiv n wvu- . nn Bole Pr'prletors. 181 A isl W. Vsdtaon Blreei,' Cbtcsro.lll. a J DU11LIKO Agent, Lthlgb. bMITHKLINEiCO, Wliolesato Arratl Pblladl,.tus. ,epi. iy D HOP IN AT THE j I Carbon Advocate I OFFICE FOR jCapr aVmiaM . e J I sbM u S O Sa"S sat- s ofU . e z k "cs 1 I BBBJBjSSl 1 tBJBJBJI I ajfjfi I SBBJU aBfJ rjJUK SLA1IMJT0S PL AN IN G Mill AND Cabinet Ware Factory, AT SI.ATINOION. JOHN BALLIET, Propr., Deals In all kinds and sites of rib. Hemlock Oak anil Hard Wooo Lumber, and Is sow pie pared to uxeuute any maount ofvrdera (or DressoD Lumbelt OF ALl, KINDS. Doort), Sashes, Blinds. Shiitlcrvi, Mouldings, Cabinet Ware, &c, With Promptness. Brackets Made to Order. Tbe Macblnery in nil new and or tlio bent find most 1 in pro vert kinds. I eniDlor noon but the best woikmen, tirte well scaoucd aud Rood ma terUl, and am tbei efore Hbto U putt anteo euttro MHimractlun to all who may favor nicwHli a rail. Ordera dt mail tuompily attended to. Mv cbnrfrra are nioderato: terms casti or liitcroit ebargvd alter thirty days QIVK MBA CALIi. Pi? Those en raffed In Bniltlmp witl flndttt their ndvnntnse to h'.ve bldliijr, Floor Hoards Doom, Nasi tea, utiors, e.. dir., madeattbl Factory. 1 May JOHN BALI.IET. DANIEL WIEAND, Carriages, Wagons,S3eighs,&c COBHEB OF BANK AND IRON STKEETS, LEIIKJHT(!n. Penns,, Parttcnlar attention given to REPAIRING In a'l Its details, at the venr Lowest Prices. Patronage respectfully solicited and perfect sntlifaetion guaranteed. Deo . I8Tyl DAN. WIEAND. CATARE? ELYa' Cream Balm ETectually clean tes the nasal pas savesait Catarrh al virus, causing I YftlARnH COLD , , HtAtM om J? i fije, JJfrj uaALMaaAOsaxjiiv-w A nvniiiiy srore iliinf, allays In nainmatlon, pro tista the rnerti. brane Irom-addl- tlonal eolili. coid plrtely heals the s rcsand restores the sense of teste and smell. Dcne- ncl.il rrrults ere realised by a few Hay-fever; applications. A thorongh treat ment will cure Catarrh. Hay Fever, &c. Un equalled for o,ilils In the head. Agreeable to use. Apply by the little finger Into the nos trils, (in receipt of 6O0 will mall a puck a go'. OS" Fur Sal' by all dru gists In Lflilgb ton. ELYS'UKEAM HAl.M Cl., novS-yl Uwego, N, V. JF YOU AUK IN NEED OF Boots, Shoes, Hats, Caps, or, Gents' Furnishing Goods GO TO CLAUSS& BROTHER THE POPULAR Merchant Tailors, Bank Street,! Lehighton. FIUUKS VERY LOW FOR CASH. The publlo patronage solicited. - Juljl-tf - ' i88i. Holidays; iI. Mrs. C. MSGHIRSCHSKY Reancctnilly aonouncestoher friends and the public generally, that she Is now receiving and opening for their ".Inspect Ion a larger stock than ever or tbe very latest novelties In Toys & Fancy Goods, Sulteblevfor HOIJIDa'y PRESENTS for Youpg and Cld. Kleli end 1W,. Don't fail to rail early and scure-first 'choice and best bargslus. She also citls their attention to her New, Large and Elegant aiiorlmeni of N O HON S , comprising Underwear, llerllriand Oerman town Wools. Iloalsry, I in port ad and lie mestic Ulbbons Ulover. Flowers and a Pie assorlinent'of new Designs -IN FANCY ARTICLES- Alio, In connection with the above, a full and complete stock of GERMAN FRUITS, LIMBUBOEK CHEESE, Camlli s & rbnfrttlons, together with a variety or Goods not general ly kept In any other store In town. If ton do not lee what you want, ask for. It. A share of public patronage solicited, and perfect sstls faction guaranteed In price and quality of goods, Second St., 2 doors ahove Iron, Nov. S, 1881ms. LEHiailTON, Fa. ggfTlie Carbon Advocate one year for $1, and Kendall's TT ll T-'-l- ' "', 1 Aiurbc .dock as a premium. LQYE'SJESSQNS, A little babe lies sleeping ' ''r'UrVm its mother bleatl, While she, with brow unshadowed, Walchelh its tranquil rest ; Geiitly its 'blue eye opens, And llle'hinii ioolc dwelling there, Tells that ltsbcir( ialearnlng Whst'LoVe's first lessons are. Months pass that child la playing Amid the household butiil, Brother's and sisters sporting ' Together hand In hand J Affection's chain ia lengtheninc;, Its golden lltllis Ihcrease, And the little heart expandeth In Innocence and peace. . Years, fly. A fair girl listens - With tfdrm blush on her cheek To one who now,,rlght earnestly, Of Ills deep love dotli speak ; His low and tender accents Each spirit chord can thrill, And she is strangely happy, Tho' tears her bright eyes fill. And the maiden little drcamcth Tha any other love, One half as pure, apd fervent, And strong as that can prove For' 111 ey say tbe beart'a first visions Ever the brightest seem That there is naught In after life Like Love's Voting, blissful dream. Again the picture changes Girlhood hath passed away, And a wife now numbly kneeleth For her husband's weal to pray: And the sscred tie that binds her To the pnrlner'of.her life, With a deeper,'holier oy, than all, Youth's wild romance, is rife. " Another change a mother' O'er the cradle bendeth low, And gaietli long and steadfastly Upnu her firstborn's brow. - '",,'J Fondly her heart is clinging Unto that fragile (lower, - i And a love her soul Is filling ' ", Unfeit until tbnt hour.- Tbus,year by year, new fountains Of love are Springing tip, 'Eaoh'Jviiging added, sweetness Into liTe'f epaYkling cupj a . And thus she heart expandeth ' As "tittle flies swiftly o'er, And it never loves an fondly , That it Itcan love no more! .. MATERNLERROSSi; SY MARY AMES ATKIKS. "What a sweet little girl! Blesi me! how my heart ripens to receive her!" cried old Slrs.auJs. rubbing to tbe cradle of ber grandchild in a transport of afiectiou for tbe helpless thing wjioni sba:,ncrv saw for therat lime. ,' 1 "xes; it is, ' replied theynnnij'inntbrr. looking with pride upon her tlrst-born, aud wondering in ber ignorance, if all babies ere so disposed to cry, swallow Iheir-flsla, and be otherwihe tronbledome. "Don't you and Charles set a store by her?"'pnrsued tho tldcr !ady, taking the baby from the cradle, and henvily resting hertelf iu a rocking-choir close at hand. "Of course! She's a world of trouble. though.-'But do, mother,- remove jour cloak, and bonnet. Ughl what old fash ioned things they nrtl Why, niother, they make a perftct fright of yon. I will not allow a friend of mine to see you un til you are transmogrified from thq crown of your head to the solo 'ofjybur foot. I mingle -with very fashionable society. There's none like it wbero you camettrom'. now din 1 ever manage to pats my girl hood there?" A Volume of reproof rnabed to Mrs. Sands' lips,; but- she would not, permit nersell to utter a, word of it , ' Come, do rimove those odious things Tbey'lnok ancient enough for the faah. ions of Noah's times. What if one of my fashionable, intimate friends should drcp in unceremonious!.)? Do throw off your J cloak and bonnet, mother!' 'Yes, in a rainn'te. ' First let me take my ftll of looking at baby. A darling littlo treasure. Grandma is glad to see ber. Her? we go up, up, up; and here we go lown, down, downy. Grandma's precious little darling, that's what it isl" And baby looked aa surprised ai sbe could at ber'fnniiy travels up and down in the lap of tb ; affectionate stranger, whose voice and smiles were so hearty and gladsome. 'I do believe tbe little darling knows I'm ber grandmother. Didn't sbe.sort of smile then?" "I don't know. Sbe often twibls ber face up in that way.' -I wish she would n't, it makes ner.look.so ugly," said Mrs. Lowell, weariedly. "Lud! then, if it wasn't a smile, may. be it's the cello! Have you any medicine for it? Bring me the bottle, if you bave. It is a dreadful disease very swift aud sure. It bas filled many a little grave, as scores on score of riven hearts attest, Martha. It must be attended to right away; There's a great degree of mortali ty among infants now. Owing to care lessness, most xf it, 1 reckon. Have yon brought the .botlle; daughter?" "What a fusser you are, motberl Tbe baby is as free from' colic as we-are.'" 'I don't know, Martha; I wonldnt have' ber suffrr for our not finding ont what ails ber, for the world. Babies have died through ignorance or carelessness of their nurses, yon know," replied the old lady.looking anxiously npon the con torted little face pillowed- against ber loviog bosom. "I declare, mother, yon're as bad as Charles; I call him tbe 'old 'woman,' be cause be is such an egregious croaker. I surmise I shall bave a rich time with two aucb." "I am glad bo does take, such deep in terest in the poor thiug. It's a sign he'll make a good father if he's so attentive to his first baby," "FinsT baby! Goodness gracious!" cried Martba, "Didn't I bring np ten cfai!dren,daugb tor?" demanded the'oldlady, iubigu dis pleasure at Martha's manner.' ' "Yes, apd more's the pity," "Did you eye r bear me compla!u?"-con- tinued Mrsi Sands, in a solemnly reprov ing manner. "Well'-no'; I can't say that I ever did. Bat then you never tared to go from borne. You liked tbe Chimney corner, "I'm ihahklnl you remember that, Martha." " "Iti short, mother, wo are so totally unlike, that you witl ni verbs able to nn derstand me when I say, that I am bored to death by the enrrs of maternity." ''Charles never thinks baby a bore?' questioned Mrs. Sauds, as she pressed a kiss on the wrinkled little forehead of her new and deeply loved eartb-tio. "He! No, indeed. I wish be would leave his business wholly and attend only to ber!" "There, hush! silly girl; you don't know what you are talking ofl" "I-do. I wish I had married Wealth enough' for that purpose," Baid Mrs. Low- ell. shrugging her ivory shoul era, and laughing merrily. "Oh! Martha! Marthal" "Whafs the.matter, mother?" "I gtleve that you do not see how pre cious a gem yenr Heavenly Father has committed to yo'ur care." ' 'I don't see how precious it i ! (Humph what ami' then?' Have I no claims to be considered?) Precious? I guess I do know bow precious my gem is, when I receive invitations I cannot accept on account of it the little plague!" "Bat, daughter, you will be held ac countable ior tbe possession of this little plagne; the polishing aright of so fine a gem you cannot disregard. Poor little dependent creature!" and tbe grandmoth er's tears bathed the face of tbe hapless infant, wmderment seemed to increase. . '.'What a dear, funny, good-hearted thing you are, mother! Of cou;se I love my child;. Every mother does that. I mean to do first-rate by it, educate it to dance and sing divinely, and all that sort of thing, you know." "Educate it for heaven, daughter." Mrs. Lowell yawned again; then, gath ering up her mother's much derided, though well-preserved cloak and bonnet, she left the room, humming an operalie air. It is well for childhood when it is bless ed with grandpnrentnl love and interest. Grandparent! what teuder memories and heapa of bonbons tbe-Jear words pre sents! What volumes of pet names, warm defences' against deserved punishment; folios of, ala! too often; undeserved prniies; and well'told atorits from books, scenes, or times, "aged" years ngo! What histories of jysaugmcnled.o'f griefs sub dued nnd vanquished, through re-ady, ac tive, loving sympathies, that tbe "narrow bomb' jlrew;freun us',, leaving us filfed as never before with tnrtnriug appreciation of tbe dear souls, not lost bnt gone before. Some time afttr, Mrs. Lowell saiu, one day, , "Mother, suppose you and father take the hou.o opposite. Yon say you think of leaving Bellville. It would be pleas ant to have you so near.". "We have lately thought of leaving Bellville. Fathr'r and I have talked it over. Tbe children are alt married." Here tho old lady paused. She did not utter what her senses too snrely re alized, tbat'none of her ten children but Martha needed her constant attention. Many an hour, in ber three mouths' visit, had been made wretched by this painful conviction. "Will you walk over lo the house with me, Charles, after breakfast?" "Yef, moVjer." "Won't Martba go with us, my son?" "We had better not disturb her, moth er. Sbe needs sleep this morning, as she wai out lato last night at the ball, poor thing!" Charles, too, bad a heavy heart. He could.not speak of tbe failings of onn so near and dear to him. But Mrs. SandH knew bow many struggles between love and dnly tormented him. "I thought if you could live opposite you wonld look after baby," added Cbarles,wlth painful hes!tancy,and flash ed cheek, "My dear son," sobbed the old lady, taking bis hand in both of hers, "we must hope for the best.," "I do; and trust that when my little wife is older she will take less pleasure in mere amusements. I think that day will come." The house opposite was Uken.by Mrs. Sands forthwith. The "little plague" is grown np has come out baa admirers by tbe score, i bat a mass of finances and furbelows! What a show of affectation and emptiness! What a display of selfishness and obsti nacy! Martha looks with admiration npon her work, yet secretly envies it the youth and beauty that she has lost. Charles Bees, too, this, mpekeix. pQrue woman hood, and, with unseen tears, and un heard prayers, hopes for the best yet to come out of chaos. But he wishes that his dear mother-in-law had lived until his child bad groan np; ami wouders if it was mercy, or kindness, or love, that took her away "when sbe was so much needed. Vet mother and child vote Charles a "bore," and keep from blm many an item which he oogbt to know. A rnn-away match follows fast. The "little plague" dared to ma'ke it. This is the drop too much in th cup of Charles. He sinks into bis grave bemoaning the fate that gave his daughter sncb a hue baud. Time passes. The ill-matched hate, where once they loved ; and by this hatred lose their last chance of happiness and safety. Misery follows fast; then comes tba last link in such a matrimonial chain; nnbapplness, poverty, sepsration. A dying Magdalen! Obi where ,a gad der sight? As the earth rattles npon the coffin of her wronged child, Martha feels wherein .the, fault of all the evil lay. But too 1st. We cannot right where tkiuale wo have wronged the dead. Nothing in time temporal can erase this truth. Martha saw this with bitter, unavail ing longings, to drop all intervening time between her child's birth and now, Bat it was too late. For tbe Cabbos AnvocATx. ttetkfitlttV NOT. A Spanish physician, Dr. Olive, makes Use of powdered cobweb a remedy for fevers. Paper made from strong fibres can now be compressed into a substance so hard that nothing but tbe diamond oan scratch it, It has been affirmed that it Is possl ble to transmit electrto energy for work ing motors to a short distance only. M. Deprez noW shows, however, that a con siderable percentage of the original pow er may be made available at a distance as great as fifty miles. Tbo largest trees known are probably a Eucalyptus Hmygdalitia, ot "pepper- mini tree," growing in tbe Dandernong district of Victoria, Australia, which is said to measure 370 feet to the starting point of the crown) and 417 feet to the lop, and another specimen of the same species, mentioned by Baron Ferdinand von Mailer as having attained the height of 480 feet. It bas been proven by direct com parison tUstr objects whieh are white by sunlight appear yellowish under tbe elec trto light, and red when seen by gaslight "The illusion," pays Dr, Werner Sie mens, "arises from our being sccustomed to see the earth redly illuminated after sunset, and on this basis forming a dif ferent scale of colors for ourselves. Day. light would accordingly by night nppear still bluer than the electrto light. This false idea would dirappear If eleclrio il lumination become general." Prof. Boyd Dawkics, In depicting the appearance of tbe world before man, recently described America in tba eocene and miocene periods as being connected with Europe by a heavily wooded barrier of land stretching past tbe Faroe Islands; while the alligators and fishes of Europe were Indlstingnisbuble from those of this continent. An interesting experiment is said to have been made with a hibernating hedge- bog, in which the brain of the sleeping animal was removed, then the entire spinal cord, but for two hours hardly any change was noticeable in the action of tbe heart; and a day afterward that organ contracted when touched by tbe operator.- During an addrers by Trot W. E. Ayrton on the "storage of power," the lectors theatre was lighted, a circular biw driven and an elevator operated by means of eleclrio energy which bad been stored the previous day in Fanre accum ulating batteries. The total quantity of euergy was 50,000,000 foot-pounds a littlo more than twenty-five horse-power exerted for one hour. A single cell, con taining 81 pounds of lend and red-lead, is found to store 1,100,000 foot-pounds of energy. Seasons of low water in the lakes of Switzerland offer favorable opportunities for adding to bnr knowledge of tbe an cient lake-dwellers. Tbe waters of Lake Constance bas lately been lower than at any other time tince 1805, snd advantage has been taken of it to examine a num ber of lacustrine dwellings, with the re sult of numerous discoveries of Imple ments. In a recent lecture, Prof. Edward Frankland stated that six millions of tons of coal are probably burned in London during the winter months, and tbe quan tities of steam, soot, tar and sulphurous acid discharged into tbe air as products of this combustion are enormous. These products nnite to form tbe London fogs. Steam supplies the basis of all fog, and tbe vapor particles become covered with tar, which renders them more permanent; dirt is necessary to produce fog, while sulphurous acid promotes it. Dr. Frank land illustrated these points by experi ment To prove tba effect ol dirt in tbe air be filled a large flask with moist air freed from dirt by filtering, then cooled the flask, when a slight mist was formed which disappeared in a moment; repeat ing the experiment with air containing its normal charge of dirt, the fog was much more dense and lasting. Tarry matters render fogs persistent by retard ing evaporation. He believe that tbe general snbsitution of anthracite for bi tuminous coal would do much towsrd freeing tbe metropolis from its fogs, as tba discharge of tar and soot into the at mosphere wonld be vastly lessened. A TIIEEE-YEAK-OLD COLT. "Do you love music?" sbe asked, "Passionately!'' replied Irwin; "lean wbiatle 'Tbe Skids are Oat To-nlgnt' per fectly, and I never beard it before last week." 'now quite!" said Myrtle. "Altogether too, too," was the answer in soft, low tones that made tbe girl feel instantly that be loved her. "Tbey tell me you are very wicked, Mr. Mullican," said Myrtle, as the sound of a Strauss waltz floated in from the ball-room, "Is it so?" "Well, I baye always tried to keep np with tbe procession," was tba answer, "I suppose yon will bate me for that?" "Ob, nor replied tbe girl quickly. "It is namby-pamby men who are distasteful to me. I lke a man whose blood runs like wine, not water." "Do you like Gladstone?" she asked suddenly. "No!" eld Irwin. "I lost eighty dol lars ou him yesterdsy. He was beaten iu a mile dash at Ibe fair grounds." "Can I ever love this man?" asked Myr tle of herself, as tbey parted that night "Can I give my soul to one who doesn't know tbe greatest statesman from three-year-old colt?" Some men are bo enamored with work that they will stand and watch an other Jabor, forgetting for hours all thoughts' of self in thttr enchantment' ' UN-JOB THIS B0YB. "I baB come to yon for f.cniM.dvlce, Knrnel, as I dWt kfttrw nnffiti' about polytlcs," said an old colored man to A candidate for Congress: ' we ain't- fit no how, to mix np in polytlcs." "Why, Uncle Moee, I look npon yon a one of tbe moat Intelligent of yotlf race! I can learn from you." The old man shook his head depreciat ingly, and prodncing a nlckle, asked: "Knrnel, how much am a nlckle wuffT 'na, ha, hal very good! I have al ways said there Is more genntne humor In the African race than in any other." "But, serious, boss, how mnch am It wufl?" "Five cents." "Jess 'zamlne dot nrf cotn, boss, nnd lemtrte know hits cash taltie'." Tbe candidate took the cofu, examined it and then returned it with tbe remark that It was not worth anything, as it was a bad nickel. "Bnt s'poaen I controls fifty voters ob de ltlsin' Sons ob Liberty?" "A moBt worthy organization." "And s'poiiin' I was to tell de voters dat a prominent Candidalo had cheated dis ole ulggah?" "Who was it?" asked the candidate, breathlessly. "Nebbcr mind, boss; I'se bunting for informaticn now. S'poain' I was to tell them one ob do candidntetf had gub me dat lead nickel?" The candidate looked worried, and again asked the name of the fiendish can didate. "You are de man! Yon gub me dat ar nickel iu de change for white-woshin' yore fence. I have done work for all do udder four candidates, and yon is de on ly one who hug taken advantage ob de ignorance and simplicity ob de cullnd race, lie secret has been confined to my own breast, but hit am struggling for freedom. Bors, how mnch did Ibtab yon say dis nickel am wuff in a close elec tion like dis beah ono is gwine to be?" Tbe Caucasian statebmnn rested bis massive brow on his hand and thonght, and thought,, and thought. "Hit's getting Iaft', and dar am a biz- nrss meeting ob de ltlsin' Sons dis even- ing." The statesman wroto in n full, round hand, "Fifty Dollars" on a blotting pad and pushed it across the table. The old man took the pencil and ahanged fifty dollars to one hundred dol lars. "They will not support any other can didate?" "Does I look like a deceptive unreli able niggab? Dots I look like a fictitious culludman? De Itistu' Sons will rally 'round yer like yer was a demijohn." Tbe money was paid over, the candi date remarkinc: "This is my contribution toward es tablishing a school iu your ward. I want to see the colored man more Intelligent, I do." "I hope dar am no more lead nickels in this money." "I hope so, too." "We needs schools powerfnl bad, be- kose we is ignorant and liable to be tuck in by designing bad men," "But, now, give me that nickel." "Heah it am. I ain't got no moah nse foah it. You is de last candidate I have been to see wid dat ar' nickel, i bave don clared more den tree hundred dol lars wid dat nickel. All de udder candi dates has done paid up our assessments beah, beah!" And tho old scoundrel went off into one of his indescribable guffaws. "MAYBE 80." 'After looking over tbe battle field of Chancellorsvllle I went back to tbe brick bouse for dinner. During my absence a little red-beaded man bad arrived and was introduced by the woman as her brother-in-law. As soon ns I came in he began on me: "Vhas you under Sheneral Shackson in dis fight?" "No." "I tell you dot vhas an awful fight. my friendt Blood poured ont Bhnst like it vbas raining. Maybe you vhas under Sheneral, Lee, up dcr blank road?" "No, I wasn't" "Not under Lee? But dot Sbenera Lee vbas an awful fighter. Maybe vou vhas mit Early, up at Fredericksburg?" , "No." "So? Vhell,dat Early ho vbns a splen did sheneral, nnd he likes to fight all der time. I feels sure you vhas mit Early, Maybe you vault mit Hooker, eh?" "Ne. "Not mit Hooker down here! Den you vhas mit Sheneral Sedgwick np der roadl?" No." 'Veil, by golly! Not mit Shackson nor Lee, not mit Hooker uor Sedcwick! Vbell! Vhellt Vbelll Dot beats me all oafer?" Both of ns fell to and began eating.nnd nothing further was said nntil the man bad gone out to look at some old cannon wheels lu the yard. Then my friend put his band on my shoulder, lowored bis voice and aaid: ! "My friendt; If yon vbas not mit Lee nor Shackson nor Ilooker lu die fight, maybe you ond me vhas in der same blaoe." "Maybe ko. Where were yon?" "In Canada," be whispered. He called "goot-bye" after me as I rode away, but I wouldn't bave answered blm for a hundred dollars. Ayoongmaoat Elkhart, Ind., bna started a six-column weekly paper with the avowed object of "restoring to the repnblio its wonted grnndtnr and pros perity." Yon can't do it, young fellow. We tried for six years to restore the re pubfio to its wonted grandeur and pros perity by publishing the ablest paper In this country and taking turnips aud slab wood on subscription, and never bad money enough to buy a dos: bnt of later years we nave let toe wonted grao.ieur ol to repnnuo nirk tor itaeit. and on (be lit of January we had over $6. The Carbon Advocate. An tndeiiemlent Family Newspaper Published every ATUltDAY, In Lehighton, Carbon Co., Pa., by lfAIIItV V. MOUTmsinR. OmrB-OAIKWAY, a abort dlstaue above the Lcalgh Valley It It Depot. Terms; $1.00 rBrAnnnm in Afiyance BTsnr DRftcRimoN of nn-! axo mkct Job Printing at vnnv low prices. gems of thought: --"If I hnvo faith In Christ. I shslt love Him; if f love Him, I shall keep his commandments; tf I do not keep Ills commandments, I do not love Him, I io not believe in 11101.'' Thornfa Adam.- Do not wade fr out into the danger Otis sea of this world's comfort. Tale what the good GroA provides yntt, but any of it, "ft passeth awnv: for indeed it is- bnt a temporary supply for temporary need."- Never suffer yonr good's to b eonie your Ood.-.S'pnrgeon. "All we want in Christ we gbnll find? in Christ If wo want much, we shall find mnchf nnd if in titter helplessness we cast our nil on Cbrlst, he wilfbeto as the whole (rcasuiy of God." Bishop' Whipple. Beanty is akin to jy, nnd the besrrtT o'f teav'enly things has the same effect of making us nuworldly. Mnch of worltlrr- ueas consists iu mental nnd nmrnl atmo sphere: and" the benoty of divine things, bringing with them their own especial joy, surrounds us with ft supernatural atmosphere,which assimilates ourinward life to Itself nftcr a time. Faber. Do not shorten tho beautiful veil of mist covering childhood's fnturity.by too hastily drawing it owny; bnt permit that joy to be of early eoBiToeneement and of long duration, which lights np life so beautifully. The longer the morning dew remains hanging in blossoms of flowers, the raoro beautiful the day. Riohter. How to Gave. All hard workers are subject (0 bilious at tacks which may end in dangerout illness. Parker's Ginger Tonic will keep the kid neys and liver active, and by preventing the attack save much sickness, loss of time nnd experrw. Dflsy at such' limes means dan ger. Detroit Prut. See oilier column. When ni bashful young man finds himself in company where there is a creamy infant of ten months, the expres sion of Ms face when the proud mother thrusts her terrder ol&pring. at blm with the remark, ' Baby, kiss the nicr gentle man," may bo Imagined, but cannot be counterfeited. . A Paris pickpocket who had an am bition in that line bad juit made a col lection of 132 different sorts of money parses, when the police fell upon) him and crushed his laudable ambition. Don't he Alarmed at Bright's Disease, Diabetes, or anv disease of.the kidneys, liver or urinary wgans, a Hop Bitters will .certainly and lastingly cure you, ana it is me amy tuiug mat win. Nine men ontof ten ar mean ennngh to enjoy raying to a physician who ios hunting aud gets no game, "Why diou't you take your medicine chtst instead of a gun?" A thief who robbed a contribution box the other day has repented. He is now obliged to carry around with him sev.-ial potiuds of punched coins which no ono will take. rarnlytio strokes, heart disease, apd kidney affections, prevented by the uso of Brown's Iron Bitters. A very necessary matrimonial band A husband. If you must dabble in shares, try plowshares. No other kind pays so reg ular dividends. Oh why shall we say for catcher!, ennght, "Come, now, it is time for you to go to.bedr" jmid a lady to her little children I "you must go to bed. Don't you know all tbe little chickens have gone to bed?" "Yes, bnt the old hen wont to bed with them." For weak lungs, spitting of blood, weak stomach, uigbt sweats, and the early stages ofconsumption'Golilen Medical Discovery" is specific. By druggists. A widow at the west, intending to succeed her husband in the management of a hotel, advertised that "the hotel will be kept by the widow of the former land lord, Mr. Brown, who died last summer on a new and improved plan." At the ege of twoje nrs, according to authority, u sou is just half as big as bis father, bnt from that age ou ho develops very rapidly, and at fifteen he is a good deal bigger than his father thonght of being. Dr. Tierce's "Favorite Prescription " pcrferlly and permanently cures thosodls- eases peculiar to females. It is tonic and nervine, etleclually allaying anil curing those sickening sensations that affect tbe stomach and heart through re Ilex action. The back-ache and "dragging down" sensa tions all disappear under the strengthen inc effects of this great reetorative. By druggist "Doctor," said Mrs. Pepper to her pastor, "do you think a little temper is wroug In n wonnu?" "Certainly not,' replied the gallant clergymtn. "On tbo contrary it Is a good thing and aha should be careful never to looho if' Mrs. Partington hiving heard her son say there were a great mtuy anec dotes iu the new almanac, begged him to cut Ibcm all out, as she had heard that if anybody was poisioued, nothiug was necessary bnt to give blm an anecdote and it, would euro him. Oar Grandmothers'. taught their daughters that "aalltch In tfme saves nine." A p'.ll iu time saves not only nine, but oftentimes an Ini-alamtUe amount ol suffering as well. An ucainnnal dote of vr, i'lrri-o tuiuitt sugar-rualeil Pills), to cleanse the stomach uml boiveta, not only prevents diseases butnfun bnuks ud sud den a tucks, when taken in lima. By druggists. A pool say, "In each life some rain must fall," This U particularly the case when some young fellow has stolen your nmbrelhu. -"That's n relation of y?nra, isn't It?" sal da man to his wife, at the same lima pointing to a donkey, "Yes, by marri age," was. the stinging reply. -Smytbaus, wboie wife frequently sings, "Oh, for a thousand tinonea," cin't imagine what she wauts with them as he cau hear her now all P ft thirty acre urm. -