MISCELLANEOUS. -No, ho rliiln'lfeel slrrngoni.ujli In push a baby wagon, nil lioiigb It was a fine, VtrMf" lug tlay, nnil his wile suld the exercise wnuhl iln him good but In tlie Inp-ioom. Hint vv.1i I tin, Itlonk three men In keep lilrn f-ntti licking lite !iwi!hin '. o'eik wh wn ili'. I 1 1 h' hiln Irmk. I tin w i.l.ln'' d..re tu t II h w he beinmu An I11M hei.tled, -Ex A t-lteal id h stroii; Lux, a .mug Ii" may lie. a Mfc, hut h i-IimI pr..lei-tnr wil lint frighten nway burglars. The niiove wn furnished by a juvenile mailer whn has nnf. yet attained Iho dignity of stddyins logic. Thn bel nf reasons i A slnry Is lold ol an old gnullcmin whn always look note nf lifa miliiitr'a sermon iiiiit'.-n one inva sion rend them In (ho minister hluisilf "Btnp, slnpl" said h, at the ncourtcnoo nl a rertnin sentence, "I didn't say lliat." "I know ynti didn't w.is the reply, "I put thin III Inysi'irtn make pii." Money for a Ralay Day. "Fr fix yuM my .ImiM.-r -v,n it-k f ri.in kidti-y ami other .lis ir-lt-r.. Wn had tnn.1 up imr snviiius nn ! M'lora. when in'ir ,il" ni'nle a ivU-d in in Ire P.rk-r'a Gmw Tmile. Four n-.ttle n!f pie I a enrn. Mini ii H dollar, wnrlll haa kenl nor fnriiil y wel fnr nver a rear, we. have heell a'-ln In III V by money again fnr a rainy ilnv." A l'.m Man's Wife. , o An ttnpmfitilile wilne.si In Ihe old days nf body servants the Aiihnrilinsle wn. put mi the stand ns a wltue9. "Ilnl vi.ii ever yniir muter the. wnr" I ir Inpior V was the sliiirpqne.tfort nf th. iiit-m..y "X pir," tva. the niiii'k replv, lmi I've ih-iiiv n lime seen him Ihe heller iifit." "Well, sit, Imvfl vn ever e.ii him lnb.v''-ii-d wn Ihe nex inoslinn. "N. ntr," mi-l Ihe ii'n van! wtih einpli'.i, '-never in my li.e, be cause Inn? lief no he reunites tljil at iii I am tnvself in nu cinilitinn In see iin.vh. ily or anything " Minimi I Tlie rut is Ihe gr--iit Anierii-iiii priimi il.-min. Ii Imnij inks were lniipi.'tii, her nine Uvea wnuhl he strewn with ruses. Ex. aJ-luVcriiie f r th nv iritk -oily $1 a yertr, nod t.'teil V'l'l rfP'i'Ve til fl, nrelil il III 1 Wr .nil .. I T , 1 FielJ." f?oin N Y H-. I. 'S'l I inn th" Piinr nf ii... n.pti't Chineli hre, iim1 nil pilneite.! plVfHi-:iiii I inn nnl ill nriiet.pijeil ain mv i'e fiitiillv phyTiim. nu. I a.ivl . in innny ehmnie ihien, Ovr yeiir iin I ree.iinmeii.le.1 vnur irpn:lir In my inv.tlM wife, whn Ivm h.rn umler me'lieil Ire4lin.it nf nix n' Alhfinv's het ll'iviieinn vril leuri. She h.is lieemne ft ihlv en I 't lier v i.mu e.Hii.i'ff..iN.I .Il4ie4 'iv t'l'.r 'lie V. 'i.i'i ...... iien. I 111 "! In n - IVteii , Initiv ..f whll'll heve 1iV '! Ml V irnMK .y, . M I V, f, t.p otc I'm1' 1 1 'tl I Ml )l h- 'i'c'IlM . ' '! 'M ! 0 IV -'X i 'Hic f. (Tin , 1 4 I,. f V t.. 4 -nut l.r .W- ir'if'i tl '1 0 .1 Mi t ' : Tlttr It I n ill'M ' I IV K M 'v srlto t!t v-'lit'ii--''! t't ' K't'iji't't nnl nl.l Hit VS"ti -'it v- ii "Mi C r jt. 1 i "T'v -V-. U- fl t. ii-. 'it ' Vlin w.i4 n i).iii'V' -'fin i u r t" at ivrr tll tl'flt' ' In MplfMI tu It" tMM"( ntttntel "S-t !rrr:ifly," ri'tMrni-1 IvnUr, ' tH it it U'tilf nil tti Kir.' nut 1 1 of nijittV iirw b'lll-il"? tt lil 1 Itim " A mrt nl I -Si i fi without tmnilii-r fnr tli, ntr of 0 ifrrti h vh Iipph MxtiMti' lv fi'lver!."-"-!, nn1 f'tiilittp4 h i on. mm virtue in thnn ill luit iIip v iiMf. ivir wIilniiH3 lIpitKlyV rr-im Ili'm ) nt,- iUrtlly li:m tinv nt'itr In lln -;t ul tin clufi, nit'l th'"ii;i it h (iiiiirnti rlv nv ti stv.irv, it 'mi rtwn'tci) Iti tu irt 'nr. wiilit'i tli' r t ti !' 'f nnr nt(4.-v-ii'aii (1mm nil nttior tvit t'ttlir. Wi1k-' irro. P-i iV.iiOrt Lender, D-n. ID, 17.1. It $ nn pxiffiteratimi to iv tint Klv't rrpaiti nl'ti i h euro fr (Vi'ttrrlt. If iv Fvpr. A.c , for nionv cur li-(vf !i-n nvi mniii7 in v i'nMtncrf Oni'n Hi1'" uM Ih rt''!1'! It liv vrMM. thin '1(11 With In im .iiliff rt"M".fv Iri "v"" 1 ! Ihp nni 'ttirr in i f r,i,t' or "ilp A J. O ltnWH,lcr, Dnijjihl, Ekmui, P.i 2, I860. A poft nnwir : "Alt I" lift xrJ.iimi1,n he prtijfi. Iir tin-l(rlv tn linn lit irtine "Shall I htl von in MifRC nrn nn 1 -m'rnwnhi piint our tniur wttli lritfil pijtmi.t. nT tlt !itiri!liiillii ' "N" l B.tU.lrnlv, N it ti n r.i'v T- tti rntv WiiMmv." Uvil nfw ).'-.( riif(Nil V vwrv fiiii rrii,itn( Ntr Ton"." ii I D-'i'-'ii vt ( tin vr-"ti fl Hi Hm-i' nf tfcr S'ui I iv "Stv.rnl Up iiliii-l nf 'imv'Mii t voii evpf cnv im lMr, Vt. .'h'i1 ,ir'n ,1ont, lilnWti slt-jlitly. t ihitt niv-I thrtt nihil a pfM'tv pimwI 1 1t ii4 flnh lli virus ol'tlii' wilklnj inftti'H iifrnt' ate fiml jrV(rl nil c'.i" o''(Hlly, n-nM f-rjet th.it .Qln' Rymnnr Tr. Wil'l Pherrv mid II"iiiI.'ntM tut 11M tho Kr'ii for rurlix; iii2hs mfl roMt if vm hvi I.Mn nnforlnn'iti nml contracta-1 fnr one dnrinij thi wtt wenthr. An InrnvH-nt litll ra'ctnrp '"Tr". child," mM irMii'lntolhrr. v'ii nmm't It vuln : donM rtnnd thr( u ie inirn r d mlrintj ymir iliinpti.l nhi-k. :nn-li' nr. ptvtty initii-;h. no ihnirt, lnt thov will rhtncv to wrinliM4 in ( thi ihtvi" Litth K'li'ti. Iimi'il ft nin Un i:Ia4. ilh jllSt H fll'pirinii of 11 lt i'h hr y lip", tiht ml fcilcit fr 11 iiii'iiipnt, iIipii li -Uim: up thn m!(1, ''(jrHiidntii, whHtii nt of dim jiIm yon nmt-t Jinvt vlien von witm 11 llllln m'rl rI ov.t your tons whaii'i ih.-v,j grand Mm Th or ilor vh arivsU.! for iinrilt 'vnx I K' 1 t 1 iv d ImiIVv I Complications. If th thoiit-nti.U thiit nn.v Iih'o IIipIt rot nd rnmfort ditroyti liv connlii-oifion of livtr nd ki 'tier i-oinpltlnt tv. ni l uiv nrttntv'n rtni'dy, ICtJiivV..rt. n trinl thrv wonhl In p.wllv iir-l. I net 011 ht.ih nrfuns th fitiii tiin1 nn I th ri'lori pimi thttv filU th Mil 'or n perfi- ruio-lv f vmi hvi 11 lo'in h-o'U Mud -I'H .r.lr I ltidntv ti it ttt oni-t. ) itrt nif-t thvm. .Virrnr AMrV Farmer. Cnn k'i'p ll : '0int 11 tvmnon l,p rrit ?" ?oli mi xt'htiii;". R- i- !in Tl'ti Is t" s-iy, h cun kip ifillinc it, Th- other f let IhU Ihi-fr-tit oHI-e CHpito"f" ffked b tiewtv nrrlvid tiTiMpr of an Auilin drktv. X". mIi t dl I i'h nhtu In frtit mn d rnr Kf von n-n. 1 tie front er nnut j?t urouu t d.ir In html .! udder id.M OkIi uImI. a tn OH II t ,4I t-ll von o..n ttuuH rdnerv, Ilrmvn hu't lit r Ih plarr. tn ftrl, I don't know ol 11 pVi-tl ut lie Iscalcultttnl tu nil" ! invin. perate in yn ir rt'innrkp 1'rliir t"iif Forp; 'you f trgt hi tiirh " 3r-UU5CniHE for lh tRBs Anvn Cati orty , ihdlar a year. ail a pope Tie KMnddll. IfniM. It .k nr h I. ..k .ulill. d i"H "I IMF mterinr an-l r-upreine i oun. Vt Knu.u eiluiw 11 -K, nr. b ..kuiiilid f , Se. ,..,,, AJdJtorui iumt(tadi pur "A TbouoBd Facts, ' as a preiulum. eatsed and sold. Aurll ss-tf-er. D A eoM or wro (hront may not seem to amount to much, and It promptly attended to can easily bo curd; but neglect la ottea lollowrd liy couiiiniptmu or tinmuierioi No medicine lias evi r been discovered whlcn acta Bi nulvltlr and mirely Ii Gticli cases r.s l'liimv u.iVis' I'Aiw UiLi.fc.li. 'ihe rronipt U33 it tb!3 intaluabtt itmcdy nas i saved thousands ot Uvts. 1'UUltV HJAVW lAIK KIM.ER. J& not nncxpcilmcnl. Hhasbrcn be(oro tho pilD.10 10r inriy 3 larei uuu la uxuci. TaiukAA Vhcro It 13 best known. . ... A fevrrjetracts Irjm oluntary teaUmonlals read as follows: Tais Kit' e hn been my houtchold rrroedT for eoldj ior thomfct tnxulycicn jrarw, and navo E01 cr known It tn tell. In ej.tctlnjf a curs. .H. CnocKi.n. WilllaniBrillo.N.y. Tor fiirtJOin I liiio utirt I'aim KlLMa.and found It a uo.cr.r.-lliuj r inidy for uolda aua Bora throjt-UinTos t.c. . IIae rcolie.1 immedl to rcllff f rem comn ana eoro throat end Ovnldcr jour Taih Kii-tr.K an "lii lat rerooro.l from a ton" revtre cold, which I li 10 Ud far wruo time. Jcould art no rrtlof vxtll 1 tried our Iain Killeu, hljh rclcvcd ma lramodUfclr. I v,1l ncrtr asaln ba T.:thOUt It. C!. O. I'OttCV. I-oundM, Oa. lfavou'Cdl'Alu Kll.i.rn In lnr frnilly fev forty rear and hio never known it to fail. Raveok lvrwii, Mryne lri. no. f oioar3r3.irndh 10 l.fcd iteortlnco,i.ud havo found no i icillclne ti t-ko tin rlco.-U. W. Dies, 1 UajfUTllU 1U r I'lTS 1.1.1 II IO HIT iniujljr inijj.j. unuTin i. u.icia l-'cr Mlioo; lLjr-coiifH rd. rrrin; It i. the ben rrenrrtlon rirna v.ovrpi.uiiiot ceiuiuom it A. P.l'or;T.lJbcrlyMII.i!. V. t twent - o r.ri I b-.i c ured Taiji Kti z.r.n f;rr-.!drid cUrrrcd '! e. rrdienficler It tliebott nc'JcUo c.crouircd.-Cio Ucoi er, ilmlnxton, i ?n.i r uTcrlrir rc crelr with brcrcWtlr, rnfl my t'jrort Was rn lMierrctt I ten d fcirrcly "Mallow tnvfuol. I MMtdiifol Mt-yjourlAi.iKit-i.FB, and cfter t Lit c n. few duea v.aa comilctely cunxi. r. I. ll.i.lro-1. nr. Yt ALTOX vrueHironi i nrcrcion: ioiiri-Ain iHLLr.1 curc iu; Ulil. I I ru iun' iiw.ii.uoiniu.. m cu; uiiict. 1 1 ra i-oie iiiroui. 1'iiy rro:c!H irrc, rna n-'i 1 cr i-ren auon w fall 11 a rtn-lo liutrnre. Ihia fttt jou ahould inafco hnomi ti Ihe world. 11.. I .... II ir.mvvrllri. MvrfmirmuVin vl-lontly f c v.iui dp Ptl-rila, Myh fertr, and cold chllK t-'o rimy children uao did here, I waa rfn d to c U a 1 hyildcn, ttd tried jour Paim Kilt eh. Ite w.-a lukcn cn Kurdav, end on derf.d c iro. 1 id I wli-h it ould to hncTm to tha 1 out mothers v..n cru lo.aii!f no uiauy chlldron. rorriil'.li and rcver (AI?I KlLliTin has niren L It turcH7henevcrythlns rise falls. n-l!i' q nri r.ien riaiiirerous. A bottn ot Pain Kn.Lr.iUniln linusoltaBategisarO that no f a -Ty should lie v. lthout- All dniTOtils bell It at !i3c, soci, and 81.00 prr u'iuij. PEfinY DAVIS & GON.ProDrletort, Provlcloncoj R. I. TM GREAT CURE Aa It la Sot ell dlsoiscs of the KIDNZYG, LIVKtl AND DOWELS. It cleanoM tho systeni of tho acrid pclson Vx3.t causrs do draCfal Buflcrlajr -wMob on!ytl:o vlctlmn cf Zui.uraaUBm, can rooiizo, THOUSAfjOS OF CASES of tha worst forms of this terrible dlfease C have bean quickly relieved,, In a Bhort time PERFECTLY CURED bubadwon3erful8UceeeB.aiid tax Immonso ca'.o Inevcrj p-v f tho Countr7. In hun- drcdacf cz..:i it Li3 cured rrlicro a.l else had f?.lld. IS13 tMZI, VaV c3clCit, CEUTAI IN ITH ACTIO;, but lirilC5J In all casca. f!Tltclcanc3,Btrerjrl!icnt od clTcaNew U?a to all tlio lapsrtant crcana or tho body. Tho natural action of tho Kidneys U restored. Tho Liver Is cleansed cf all diseass, and the Ecwell ra.373 freely and hoalthfally. In this vrcyths rrorst diseases aro c;adlest:d from tocysicin. As it has been proved by thousands that la tho most oHectual remedy for cleansing the syctemof all raorbld secretions. Itshouidbe luoa in every nouscnoia as a SPRING MEDICINE. Always cures DILI0UBNr:E3. 0II3TOA TICN. rili3 and all rEHALD Dlaecaes. Is ret up laDry VocctaMa Torm, In t !n cmis, one r-- o f "1. r-u-c3 C quai 1 1 isctl.slne. AL:o la UnnlAiraMn. verr Con cent rated for tho cm, cnlen. a c f t "arco rrho cannot readily rre- j-aro It .'aciJ wiUei-" cciency tn eti.itrjontu J 1 mi 1 J- '.ll'(H! IAT A.N.MJlSt'KJim! POST OFFICE i UIL.D1NO r.GIIlOII'ro.V, i'.. linn the Largest and ui.fl i;i cufivo iock in HATS. (JAPS, &e. vor .inVr! In tills ttntnnuli, nn1 tn which I in.tH' iln-fj i-fl il nt'rniltin of my ciiftonn'r? mii I tin puM'-' -iMitTiill.). s 1 aim prepared to i.ikt t'xiiuuruihuiv itHiuct'inciu in FA lAt AM) WINTEK Boots, Shoes, Hats, Caps, k. im 1 fnvltf- nynuino,u"B Mpmtsnnil piitmn'' t-i ctl ivii-l ufiiuiiti my hlnck bftu'fl making Ilifir i'Ui'liii?e t IfewlnTf, us 1 tun pmitrel to utvi- 4 pec nil iiidiicciiieiiis tu all UAotl rUUt'll .S" liS. IdhiPinlr, LEWIS WKIS I'.ijt.-Oitli-u Hull. tint;. LihUhlcn, la. Scit. 2p. KIHfi OF THE SIHG1BS. The a'uvr Is tm cx-iet rcpr. tentallon if the rewniii in it' 1)1 m we Ml l'-r l.Ti'iilT ilollars If is In fy nrpvrt thf vry brft ul lh SltuiT !l .f inn. hlmv ; hill iit'il In tin bv't tn.t nvr ulilt 'lie liu.itt itnpnivuineuts fur winilinu ' lit 1'nMipi. the in ti 1 cmiri iiltMit ftylu oll.ihV Willi 'XlMi&.UII I tilt, UlJfU tr.lTtTS una im mini, yuuuc cuvt-r. 11 iiundi Willi wilt 11 riv.il. Kil of Singer Machines. W'v tUt not nfK vou to nav for It until vou w wlmi iu nr uylnir Wo only vsh t know 1 h ii mi ri'-tlty want tu buy 11 mnt-lilno na ru willing tu y 420 lor tho best In the m.irLi.1. t U rift 'it itt fcii'llnir 1 lie nunir of vou near. (51 r I'poail "i itioii, I Mtu tn'im 1 ma, Hilio tni'l Klro lntriKilon t ill low you to ux iiLtut; It bufiHO jnu v. tor It, WILI.MAnTH K CO., T; Kllhert sirewt, I'lilladolphU, ra. .Tuly O.-lT, O -- o o (ft caitt--s-? ft.3 03 I , V 51 P4 O " a CO 5 ? A A. THIPUS (3ornr Mmh and F S rM is Wii.m.iiicJ.'II. II. 0., aiteml. to Pen. .iuaand lUek I'll. Uunly culms edlect. n.1 i.u.ia..I r....l .'Irtlni. Illnuill an.1 of Aiirtenl unl- sum '! In lir.ir the liert' Tv B H -it ARMERS' COLUMN. Ihe First Thins: to Do How. And the very firat, If not already attended Is tn soeuro ail the SEED, wanted or likely to bo wanted, hefnre midsummer, fnr the field, or the garden , or flower bed. The owliif, and the harrowing, and lliorulll- Viiling will bo labor lut if there is not uouah coin svid. If on tho nveraRe only three rigorous slalka of any crop grow well whcio four nil(ht grow, that is, a loss ol 25 rrent, as other work and expenses ere the same fnr a lull rrnp as for n 75 ht rent onej and this Inst 25 ier cent is where the real profit conies In, became ill tn 7S per ent of almost all crops is ealen lip by the expenses. II onn seea mil ol mur is nni healthful enough to scud up Hie most vlpoi ous plant, it helps Ihe 2.i vr cent. If one us all needed seed, let It be Immediately tested, as noted elsewhere. If any seed is tn be Imiiylil, order lliem now, not only In test them in time, as there Is mu-:li pcinr seed Ibis year, but wieclally U-cuimo seed dealers will soon be overcrowded with or ders, and im.ny will run out of the best qmllly of perhaps jnsl the seed ono may w.int. If unceilalu where tn get seed, liirn tn the advertising pages, and send at once for the eatainuues of one nr more denlf ra. The cards of a large numbei of the best seed lenlera thrnuehout Hio country will- be finmd i wo ndmlt no one wo would not buy of mmelvcs. Finally, no one is now living so i emote, that lie can not gel prelty good silted Ms of -eeil by mail, at small expense. 0 i cent nn ounce pays the e.irringo 4,1)110 miles or more. From Amirican Agricultur ist lor April. Seeding to Clover. Our best success has been in scattering the ieed over growing wheal, on n cool morn. nc early In April, when an inch depth nl rris'.openelho ground in crocks inln which he seed falls and is lightly c-ivcred by Ihe thawing cnrlh. B"tli Ihls and the wheal, hut especially tho elovcr, Are usually bene filed by a broadcast enuring of ground plas er In Mnv. So marked is IhU sometimes Ihnt ono can write his name in large letters with plaster sowing, and the letters will be listlnctlv vltililo in Ihe more luxurious irecn, when the clover plants, at firit pro. ected from Ilia run by the wheat plants, have a chance for full growth, aller tlie vh-at is fill. The exierience of nuny whn "alse much clnv r is, that a good cateh l imst certain, if the seed is not sown until he soil is warm and mellow. The ehiver tarts inU. gmwlh at once and strong plants ire quickly obtained. The cli'cf danger of elav is thai the Hill feebly rooted plants nay be cauitht by dry, hot weather and lillrn. While plaster is a good top dres nu for elovcr on most soils, If one's own ex lerienre or that of tils near neighbors does lot Indicate, this, other light top dressing mnv bo useful some suluhla fertilizers, a oipcrphnsphate or muriate of potash (J. over refunds to any attentions of thh kind, and makes a good return In the mns- of foliage and rich material It gathers from. Boil and nir material It gathers from and nlr material whirh, when plowed in, rich ly prepares Ihe soil for other crops. Amerl can Agricutturiit for April. Early Cucumbers. Those whn have holbeiUor frames can ow cucumber seeil, in inrse, auer in nlmts are removed .and by coverlngnt nlclii and in eld days, greatly hasten tlie phinli Those whn are without these, can forward iho plants very much. Take a piece of triod sod, lay it grass-side down umn i. hoard, and cut it in 3 oH-inch sipi.ires will i sharp spade or an old knife. Sow in tin arlli of each square half a dozen nr mop iicuuihcr seeds, and place the board will .he soils, in some warm place, under tin hdter ofa building nr fence) provide an I Iter board fn envcrtho sods. Expose dur ng the day and cover in the altcrnonn he ore the day grows cool. When Ihe phin't ippear, of course the rover must be mi-. v props ofsnmo kind; bricks are Inind When tho plants aro largo enough, and tin weather settled, place eaeh square of sod iv a well manured hill; make frames of A-in.'h stuir, 12 or 15 inches fquitrs, a box wtih.m top or bottom; cover ono end wilh inillim" nr mosquito net locket! on, and place om of these nver each hill. This Is the h.. wy In keen iilftho striped bug. Should v.rt mhl niulils occur, enver tho loan of tin Imxes with shinnies or any oilier handy luir. It is not so inueh 'trouble as mat be nferred from (liodeserlptlon,niid willgreai v advanee the cucumbers. Melons ai-d umnier squashes muv be treated in ttie ie manner asucgeste.1 for cucumbers Imcican Agriculturist fnr April. Ecots for the Qarden. Those whn only know the lonir line llliMid Meet," have yet tn learn thedilfer enee in lieets As s.m as any part of Ihe uardrn can be worked, a sowing of early lieets slinuld be made. Select a light soil if possible, and manure it we.lj make the --nus a f.Mil aurt, 8nw the sted thickly, at least two inehes deeji, and press ihiarn the nil firmly with a light ruller, nrp.it it down with the hoe. The earliest vario ies are the "Egyptian,'; and "Blood Turnip." The "Utt-snnt." is not quite Sit early, or so fine grained, though good. The thick sowing is advise! in order to have plenty of young beets at thinning; when two or three inehes high, Ihln tn 4 tu C inehrs In the row, sav ing those that are pulled out tn be used as 'greens.'' Many prefer lliem even In spin uch. It Is well to Bow seed fr a succession one In two weeks up In July. The "Dim! rurulp" is so much suiierior to any nf the large wets, that we preler it fnr winter use, For this purm;e the seed should not bo euwu before Ihe middle of June, else they grnw stringy. American Agriculturist for April J Jvldie Eberman, of Ucthlehein, aged 3'enrs, ran against a nine bush accidentally twn wetiks ago, pricking his clu-ek with 11 tlmrn. A few uiuiiieiils alter in play l.e rubbed his check againsl the suppurating viitvinallmi sore on a younger brother's arm, and the result is a well-vaccinated Jsw, Mrs. I.ydia N. Johnson, of Paradise township, Iiuiicastercniinty.bas sued D.iuiel Esieu.lale, of the same township, for $51100. Mr. Kspeinlalo charged that while taking up collection III church recently the widow ahsirat-ted twenty five cents from tlie plate; hence the suit. flenrge McGilpln.nf Lancaster, went to Deluinnt, that oounly. one night recently to visit a family iiame'd Mellvain, for whom he had at one time worked. During the night he attempted tn-r.'b Ihe hou.e, but was over , towered and taken In jail. I A medicine id teal merit, preiril. d by manr leading physicians, and univris.lly re.m'iieuttleil by those whn have ud It, .1 a true tonic is, Brown's Iron Hitters. Mannfaetnrcr ot and Denier In STOVES, RANGES AUD HEATERS, I Sttlroii Ware and G House FnrnisDJiiE Goods. KOOFIIVn and fSPOIJTirVC done at short uotico and at Lowest Cash Trices. .vcrrklnrl of KIOVH (IRATHa and FIltE HK1UJCH kvptronslnntlyon hand. Stoke on SOUTH Street, A few doors above Han't St., LEUlr.HTON. Palronnpo sollcitod Oct. o-yi -Hatlstae ir.nirnarnnterd. A. 1). JlOSSlitt. WHY! WHY! Vou should go to Dr. C. T. Horn's CENTRAL LltUG STORE, BECAUSE Ho personally attends to his business. Ho has tho cxpcrlcnco nf inodlclne. lie has the boil and purest Drugs and Chemicals. llo has one price to all. lie bus Hi licstgoods for the least money. Ho has all tlio I'nputnr Patent Medicines. Ho'has the best Horso and t'attlo 1'ow.lcr. lie hat the best wlnCi and clunri. Ho keep the Ii st Old Uye Whiskey lor inedl Inal purposes. He has the latest patterns In WALL PAPKli. Ha has n full line of Lamps and Lamp Fix lues. He has a lull lino of Toilet and Fancy Ar tltles. He buys ami soils fos cash. Call and bo conrln "d that the aboro rea sons are correct and obliiro O. T. HOItN. M. 1)., LeuekerB lllork. Oppostto tha ''Cjrbon llouio." Sept 1", 1881-ly. Best lu'-unii im ii"'orp the pub lit. Y n rnn tint mono f.lHtlT t wait fi-r tli mi nt nnv thin-; o w. Cnpitnl not liot'ciod ft I 1 vlfti C Vnn. ?12 a rtir ni"1 npw n!t iiisil" nt It inn I y tin in du-t lino, Moii. wuiuGii. tin. k i' nn lifr'K WRtitcd Rv-rywheit! l.t wn.'k U v im. .nw s tin tunc. Yon c in w m w m nmro lifn- cnl t r p.v vtmr who o rniot'i tin Inif'Bi. Ynn o-n live tit homo iiinl do the wnr. No o'lir b '-t'nen wll vny you ncaryai woll N"n i.nc can fait ct nmico uoTniiin-t ti v nv imitthi" ft ci.cp, Ctut y nn fl nnl tPinth Fret M-mcv nisrt taut, cii 17 an-l Ion r.it.lj. Adareis It.DB A t o, Au eustd, Mutno. ' noOiGyi la is Inventor will Ailvmco (heir IntcreFlF" by Cniployln-s tin U.pirh-nce I Atlnriny rrMcnt in " nshln-j-t- n. I . A. hchtunnn. Sullcllr of Atncnoni nnil Vorvl-fn I'littiif. Win-tihi ton. It. U . Ii.ip h.il )i':iis.r 'uvet'Fsfu' True Hcc. onl wn; (rtnt rly tin Ktt'ndio r n a-tontsinth-i Patent ORlc. All tiiyfnrM hf fore the t'nurl or tho Itcparlinrnt ) r ni tly iitienilt'il tn. I'ce contingent u ) Buccce -cn.i lor CltcuUr. April V3-ti-d,r. and most Lconomical r Hair Dicssinj:. H NwrrailMdMcral Uie youthful color toy i;rey li. ir. 50c nnd 1 1 sizes nt dnigcitt. 1 Florcston Cologne. j new nni rxrreximeiT rrrni.lmul Iviliii rr. (iiuisj, rrln tl Aiti li. I A Pure Family Medicine that flcvcr Intoxicates. If vou are a mechanic or f.n mer. unm m,t .;.r. overwoik, era mother run tlown by family or hotischo.J dune try Pakucm:! GivcRit Tokic, If yon are a lawyer minister cr husincsj man exhauvtcdl yiucm.-tl -.train crnnxlotn cares do not take tnioxicttins stimulants, tut Hie 1'ar- I -! S Ul. utK 1IJNIC. Ifyou have Dyspepsia, Kheumatlsm, Kidney , or if on ae troub eU Itinnt llnoiieli l,.,..,.l. y with any disorder of the luns. nomach. UweU. Uood or nerves you can be cured iy 1ak Kan's Gingp.r 'Ionic If vou are wastinr? awav from are. rlUi'mi'ms or any disease and reainrea ttimubnt taLe Cim. cert 'J oMcnt once; it wiil invigorate fi build jou ! up from 1'iefirst dose but wUnever intoxicate. It I oai savea iiuntreu ot lives; it may save yours, i liI5CO A CO., ICS WIMh-n SL, Krw York. w vm uil at, HII UIMMI III iiMnuiinci GREAT SAVING EUYING DOLLAR SI7.E. AWARDED 0 tine Tho Best Known Remedy for Dnckncho or Lnmo Back. Choumatiom or Lamo Joints. Crnmpa or Qprnins. Nouralcla or Kldnov Dlcoason. Lumbnco, OovoroAchoaor Pnlno Fomnlo Woaltnoss. ArcSnpcrlor toa'.l oilier Flulcra AroCopcllor to rods. Aro Btiporlor to Liniment. Aro Snpcrlor to Ointments or rtnlve.. Are aupcrlor toElectrlcIty or cojraul.m They Act Iiniuei'.latcly. Tltey Btrencthon, Thry Soelbc. Tbcy It cllcvo Fain at Onco They I'oiitlvcly Cure. Benson'. Capctne Forons Flas- rTlmTfl lm, olhe?ffir&edTE .oiindlne mine. Use that Ihe word ..spelled C-A-F-C-I-N B. Frlre u els twin nr.vww' r-ai-KX Benson s m 6 Porous -K3EDALS.- Plaster. JISik!penco I could treat every ntTEAD'sucitedcbRr VARIETIES. Subscribe for tho Advo cate, tlie only paper entirely printed in the county, 1. Clinching his point: "Electricity, sir, will be the death of steam." "But how do you obtain all this electrici- tyl" Told the truth: When we asked our cirl to marry us she said she didn't mind and wc have since found out that she didn't. Showing what's in a name: "lie has a Floncntine, four teenth century frenzy, said the rcsthcte, as he beheld a man with the jim-jams. niscoumr-ing matrimony: "And phut wud ye want sich a man as Pathrick for" said Mrs. iucuione. "10 niver cud thrust him out of ypr sight onliss ye was wid him." Curious phenomenon: When a man's chestnut curls begin .to turn gray it means that ho is over fifty years old; but when they begin to turn black that means that he is sixty. Round to suit: It is Frenchman, not nn Irishman, who advertises: "A rare chance For sale Superb dining room furniture, gemrne old oak: warranted brand-new." ' Excitement in politics: At a state ball. Madame fol lows with her eyes her doughs tor, who is dancing with young ''detachc" of a foreign embassy, ihe Jattfr make? his court to mademoiselle, "Your mamma is alwnvs on the watch. Haven't you friend who would talk politics to her "fapa does that when he wants to send her to sleep !" Thought he heard Some tiling: " here is tlie use of making so much fuss over the little eccentricities of otlins at the tablet" exclaimed Fi-; g " liv should humans make any more bother about such things as pigsl" "But you must remember that we are ;ot used to dining with nigs, snidTingrov, spearing the last o'ato with his iork. "borne of us are not, and some of us lire,'' replied Fogg. For some occult. ieason,evcrybody looket it ringicv and smiled. From the frying pan in to the fire: A Memphis dark ev ttlio stole a muie.trieu to go a lawyer who onn lived him prison. The law vt i said lie coma not ne p .11 11 .! inn until he paid his lee m the former case. " Why, boss, exclaimed the discontented larkey, "I stole dat mule specially to sell him and pay you. At last accounts lie was still without a legal ad ..... . viser. -Washington's occupation An English turfman visifng Mount Vernon engaged in conversation with a native and altera few prliminary remarks observed: "1 dure say Mr; Washington didn't care much for orses. You cawn t tel me, I suppose, if he was ever a 'orse I r 'iikerl" The Virgin ian eyed mm a few seconds doubtless and then answered: "I ain't much on history, but to the best of my recollection the General was a lion tamer." -An umbrella story: A gentleman, who had no um brella ai d w.io had just come into town on a local train, perceived before him as he stepped into the street a per son whom he tool- to Do an acquaintance and who had a fine new umbrella hoisted over his head. Running up to hiin, therefore, ho clapped l.- ill n f-liii.lr! a f'l I'll! fT I11II1 Ull IHU BilUlllUI,-!, OllJlllQ, as he did so, by way of a joke "I'll take that umbrella, if you please." The individual thus addressed, looked around and disclosed a perfect stranger, but before tho other could apoligize he said, hurriedly: "Oh, it's yours, is it 1 Well, I didn t know that. Here, vou can have it," and broke away, leaving the utensil in the hands of the first party to the conversation. As popular as Lord Ros coe: Lord Y., whose popular! tv was not excessively exces sive in a certain Scotch town liavinL' refused an importunate "NOW. HIV lord, if 1 , i i:tl civ. Ve d lUSt file UlC anO little SIX- iricnd ye nave m uie ioou. MILLINERY GOODS, Inoludlnn Hats, Donneti, Flowers, Ribbons, Feathers, Notions, and DItliSS TRIMMINGS NEW GOODS RECEIVED WEEKLY. All work dono In tho latest style, and most durable manner, at the lowest cash prices. STORE! at the Intersection of RANK STREET and BANK WAY, I.EHKIHTON, PA, aprll 90, iril-jl. CARBON ADVOCATE FIjAIN AND FANCY book; job printing house DANKWAY, a short distance above the Lehigh Valley R.R. Depot, LEHIGHTON, PA. We are now fully prepared to execute every deserlption ef PKINTINQ, from a Yisitii Carl to a Lame Poster ! Fosters, Handbills, Dodgers, Circulars! Shipping Tags, ' Cards, illlf Heads, Letter Heads, Nolo Heads, Envelopes, Statements, Fr. grammes, Famphlsts, I .. fcr., he. In Best Manner, at Reasonable Prices ! I A 4 X WHY Evrrv Talry Ftinrr, t'i.iuivr and Dealer in D .ry Products should Subscribe for The AMERICAN DAIRYMAN. BEO WSF.tt Is the only paper which In any way aiiempts 10 cover mis special neiu of comiiierelal enternrlse. BEtlAI'SE It is the only publication In which are in oe lonim reguutiy. anu wuu eer lalnlty, reiurts of the proceeding of all l-ulrvmen's A.sooiatlons. II EC A if.su ll It is tho only medium through wnicii prooucer. uou niaitii iu uutier, cheese an I dairy products are enabled lo communicate with each oilier on mpics connected with their mutual Interests. BEUAUSK It Is the only means by which new Inventions for Ihe dairy can t brought illreetly to the attention of the speclrlo class for whom they aredeslgned. BEUAUSr.lt Banls frauds and monoulles of every kind, and contends furfairpiay and fair nettling In the mark, ts oi Ihe wurht. BEOAl'SE the most prosperous and sue eessful dairymen la all parts uf the eoun iry taae it, sustains and like It BEUAUSK no dairymen ran afford to be without It. Iguurauce purchased by the saving of .1.-0 per year will. In the end cost many times that amount. "The American Dairyman" Is Published every Thursday, lor il .50 -er year, post paid. Single copies, Five Cents. All communications should be addressed to J. E. CLARK, Msher. i and 7 MURRAY Btreel, N. V. r. 0. Box IU. febl tf We cnntluue tn act as Solicitors for Fat ents. Caveats, Trade Murks, Copyrighl'.etc., r .l. II.....IOI., Si I.. H..l. L-.. lor me Ullliew otMira, vainua, ouun, land, France, Germany, ele. We have bad TtiiKTr yiva YK.ita Exrauncxca. l'atrnta obtained throuali us are noticed in the ScntNTino Aukbican. This large , year, .how. the Progr, lllustraleil weekly wier,'J zu the Frocrrsaol Bcirnce.is very Interesling. and haa an enormous circtila ! AlUirca mONN A CO.. Fatent Solir , Jfj-J Patents tent free. n i yL-iiM J C5T-ii j Miss M." 1 SNYDER, Respectfully announces to her lady friends that she has just received a full lino of the latest novelties in FALL & WINTER The Nbw YorMUN, for 1882. Tin: Sew f..rl88J will mak Its ftrteenti. annual revolution under the prosent in.inoire. nient, ihlnhur. as always, for nil. big and III tie, mean and gruel ii'. roriteiit.it and tin. happy, Republican and Uemocrallc.dcpiaved and vlria..UF, Imelllgeiit and i.lmi-o. Tim MIm'b llahi Is lor imnktnd and Kiimaiikh.il oriveiy sort! but lis g-nial warmth Is lur the good, while' it ionrs hut illscomrori on ihe bllsleilna- hack of tlie persist. inly wtekrd. Tile Ml'v o Ufa w a in-wsn r of n now kind. It discarded many of tho forms, and a, iiiuiiiiune oi ino suprrnuuus worus aim pn as. es ol ancient Journalism. It un leriook lo re port In a Iresn, succinct, unconventional win all Ihe news ul the world, umlttlng no event of human Interest, and com-t enttug upon at fairs wllh the learlrssnes. of absolute Inde pendence. The suecces or Hits experiment was Ihe success ol Til it Su.t. It efb-cicd a permanent cliiiuire In the siyle of American newspapers. Kvery lmejrlaut Journal estab llshe.l In thts eouniry tu tlie dozen yiars past has hem modelled after Tiik min. Everi lmtMirtnnt Journal already existing has la-cn moiiifled and bettered by the lurcetifTns mtn'h example. Thr Sow of 1882 will he the same outspoken, truth.tclllnir, and Interi-stlna ncw.p.iper. Uy a liberal use or Ihe means which nn abundant prosperity affords, we shall make It belter than ever before. IV e shall print all the news, putting It Into readaLleshape,and measuring lis ItniMirtatice, nut by the traditional jurdsibk. but liy Its real interest to the people. Iislante from 1'rlnilna- House Souare Is not tho first eon. rl.leiatlon with Tmk Sun. Whencv. r any thing happens worth leaning wo net the pun Icti In ra. whether It huipcns In Brooklin or llokharn. In I'dltics we have decided opinions i and aro accustomed to xi ress them In laiauaite that t.nn be understood. Us say what wo think about men and events. That hnblt is tha only secietof 1'iiK bur-'e political c miisc. Title U KkKLY Sun uiithersin uelghl pages the l-est matter ul the sev. n dally issue. An Agrlculiuivt liepniinieui ul unequalled mer It. lull niuikct repuris, and n liberal piupor Hull ul literary, rciennfie, nnl dume.tla In. tiilllfiencecuuipletu I'iik vvkkij. min, an mako It Ihe hist iiew.pa) er tor the farmer', iiuosihulu Unit was i vol jointed. u hu doe. nut ktiuw and read and like The Sumiay Sun. inch number of wlilaii Is n tlotcondaul Inurtnllng literature, w th the l.est i ueiiy ul tlie da j, pro-e every line won Ii reading. news, huuioi milter enough tuflll a until. sized book, and Intlnliely more varinl and entertaining than any U. U,blg or Utile'! lfour Idea o! what a newspaper should he pie ses you, send lor Tile. mh. Our terms nru as lollws: Fur the dally Sin, a four page shret of twenty elglu columns, the price by mall, pust p.il.t, is ff cenis a mumh, or 8 &0 a year ; cr ineiuuing inu ounoay paper an eight-page sheet ul hllvsl.x columns, the price la 5 cents per month, ut J70 u jiar, iu.iai.e paid. 1 l.e Sunday ill Ion of Tiik iNlaanulur nliliid separately at $1 'JOayenr.posiag.' paid Ihe i rlrouflho WikKLV Srn.elaht puuee Iflty six coluini s. is 1 a year, es age pal. . r'ui clubs or ten sending 41U vie will tend an cxira copy freo. Address 1. W CNOLANIi. I'ublbherof Tub mix, New oik City. Nov. 2.w8. No Patent No 'Pay. PATENTS obtained I'nr Invcnlon In the United Stntec Canaila and hurupe. at reduced r.iU'8. With j uur inaeiii oinca locnted in aaninifion, directly opposite the United States Patmt UlUce, wo nre utile tu atlentl to all puUnt liuslncsi with grfuli-r pruinpti.efi nud de spatch and at tes coit than other patent nl turnei who are at a Ulitnnce Irotn H'nuh Ingtoti, and who have, i hero fore, to einploj iiBituclitto Httoruejys." We maUa prellmluai y examlnatluim uml lurulrh uplnlona an to iu. icntablllty, free of charK", and all nhu aru Inlereitod in niw Inventions and patents are InviU'U tufend for a copy ol our "Guitlo fur obialnlnK 1'iitenif," whl h Is sent Ir. a tn uny a Idress, and contains com Icto Instruc tion how io obtain patents and other vnlua i.l e tnticr. We refer to the Gtrman-Atner lean National Hank. Wushli irtun, 1). (J.; the Hoyal Swedlfh.iNonTete'nn and In lull L-mi tltaif, nt U'Hthlnuitui ! lion. Joa. t'nney. late (lilei .Iiiftfce U. S Court ol (Jlniu; tit tlie Olllciltf or the U. S I'attnt (lIHco. und tu benatort anu iMemuera or (Jon areas trom every tate. Adilrcf: LOTUS nQOER S. CO., So. Helton nt Patents and Attorneys at Law,X.e Urolt llalldlnift WAtnitOTun, 1J. ). Saloon Keepers ail Otte, Don't fall le buy your Cliainpaigne Pear Cider, Lager Peer, Root Ucer, Nectar, Porter, &c., OF C. BOETTGER, T AM AQUA, Pa. Aug. 18, 1881-ly. EMPLOYMENT FOR ALL. To Sell a ErolioW Article. rpHK poor as well as tint rich, the old as well 1 as the )oanu. the wife, as well its the has. band, the young maiden as well a. the young inanuthe girl as well as the hot, ma) usi as well earn i. lew dollars tn honest einiiloyinen, na to all around Ihubuuse and wait f.-rulh-ers lo ern It f..r Ihrin. We can give inn em. plo)mnt. all Die lime, ordurlim y urspare bouts only; Irav.llng, or in your uwn neigh, burhood, aiming juur friends and in-quaint auees. Itioudo not eire for emptuymeul we can linpatt valuatde Inlortnatlon lu y.-u Ireeureus-. It will co t you only une cent fur a posial card lo write lot-uur I'rospeeius and It may lie tho means uf making juu u goml many dollara. I to I ol nearieei inia opporiuniiy, iouiiu not have lo Invest a large sum ol money, nud ruu tin. risk of losing It. You will readllt see H at ll will be an easy ma ter to make from tu to loo, n week, and estabhah a lu crative, and Independent buslness.h.inoraljle, strnlghtforwnrd und prorUatda Atiend to this mailer .NO W. ler there Is MONEY IN IT fur all who engage with us. We will sur mise von an.l xuu will wuu.lerwhv yuu never wrote to us before. Ws bxru full rAirriu- uiaiis ruaa. Ad.lre.s BIIOKEYK JlTtl I'O, (Name thts paper.) Maiiiiin, Ohio. ttept. 'ii. ml. $500 Reward ! WE will pay the above reward for any off, Iter Ooinnlalnt. Di'liensia. Sl-k ll eas1 lead aehe, Iudlue.il tu, Constipiirnn or t'o-ilveness we cannot eure with " est's Liver Vegetable Fills, when the directions are strictly cum. idled with. They are purely Vetielable, and never fallluulvesaiisfiiciluu Smear, uute.1. Iirge boxes, cunlalnlng SO Fills, 25 cents. For sale bv all llrtiiral.ts. Beware i.f ruun. terlelts and Imltalluus. The irnulna mnnii lacturrd nnly by JCJHK O. WKSl't'O. "Tbe IMH Maken 1SI & 1D3 W Mmlifon , ?U Uliioitiet). rree irini juirKUKu itui uj mull iireiiald oa rcc-iptul3rt!iii stamp HmUh Kline &. Co., Wbtdeittle Avcnli Philadelphia. Pa. ley l. '., '8l-ly. a -nrott in ycur own town. $ DUcl5.nWeCw., I. iln Main n nut, ivery Cauttel i ot cnuti llluiubvuue'eiv Manr ute ma In w fir iiine-a. iJidle usie oa much a- men. and bov and iritl- make irriHHt pay. lleitier if.ou wan i bti'iQ a atwlnci voaran m ico ir et y nl thf tin . rou orw, w ito tor partk'U it a t II, 11 ALLir.Tr & CO., Port auJ, Me. we 0-yl Jgii"Job Printing neatly, cheaply and promptly execut ed at this office. Give us n trial and be convincod. DIAMOND ' CATARRH REMED7, A lnttlre CuVo for Cntnrrh of aljt Rlnil.i It H Intniitniieou. in JsfTee n.nl 1'crtiinnoiit in iteeult. Corel at any t- ago ot t iei .cj- H.is cured cases seumw. lli..t bunes came irotn the nose. I)r. Kv iry Ulnmond Catarrh RM rrty i. nil it nud i ea-niii. oITnriHng lmrnetlt. tti Ii-ia dpr r tcriielriiillca.es i f ntarrbr l. llii.-nzn. liny I'eier. Ilronclilll. U u d lemove I'oUpin and effectually cursr vt.cn an i l-undeiit DUchargca from the Head nn i Tiiro.it, i,ii, y ,etid. Kickenlng Vrcath: per fe"li r nuro inipjl ed Smell, Taste and Hearing; idler- lle.id e e. Ilrcak up Uulda In Ihe Head? tr.-ng lieu thf Voice and Krcr-i Iurlfy, Ilegnlatr end I'ctidr r t lenr and Active every Organ of too li...d u.i.l'lhnui. I'r.ce, 00 cents. 4 Ir. I'lri.rj'u Ulnmoiul InTlenrator U n t'crtccl llioutl I'llrlller, Appetlaer and INoi vo Tonic. It imkea a delightful, whole. siiine drr.):. widen. Iiivleorntea. i'nriaesi uml SlrriiRtliens tlie cnilre system. Tor lieno at I) biltty. Dyspepsia. Ulllo-nsnesa, To pd l.lvcr. Indh'csln n, Nenralgto and Rti.n inntlc Arrecllon, Jaundice, Malana, Flatulency, N.ui-ea, Sck IRailarl.e and Kidney CompuUnta, U Is Invaluable. Pilcc, 60 cents. Dr. I'vorjia Diamond Snlro la a itorer. el. n cure mr Hums, bruises. Botes of all kinds, Kilt lliieitm, Tct ir. I liigworra and Cntaneoa Eruptions. I rice, 3 cento. A silt your Drnsclat for the.e remed-I-h and iiilin no oilier) or will bo seat t'ico 011 i-ci.cliit ot iirlce Do crlptlvo l'araph'cta Free. A.WrrsH Dr. Evory'a Diamond Remedlei Co., )'. 0. Uux xas. 104 John Street, New Tori. "JUST LET HE SHOW YOU" Dlt. VOOTE'S IIAMD-BOOR OF HEALTH HINTS And Heady Jlertpei, Worth 25. Coat 25c. By th. ftnlW ef 'TuiiN Homk Talk" ans "Midi cal COMiiox Etxar." IOC rAGE3.rAl.tc.aV-tiin.t1yll.Vtt. wOmI Itrelp. for Cm. alComnw. All m.nt. I . t.lunbl. bonk of R.r.r..(. f.r ...ry r.mlljr. Only 20 .nt bT e-.11. rr.Pl4. lh. Hand bwvk oal.ln. ch.pur. Ily. .Ira. f.r .11 i.Mnk Cmffln. S.na. Cm. mnn Ill,llrrl.nlc Cnratl. M.m,ll.i. I. A.otd Undnlrabl. Chlldna, Ka.ca. W.rUl Kanwlnr, Hint, en ll.lbl.it, o. Nartlaa ta. F.ik, on Emr(.Beln, llial. tr l'rlll Wom.n, loralh.r llh Mm. of tb. Filial. Furmul of llr. roofs, an.l otb.r phxil.tw. of high r.pnt., a..t alrMtlon. fur pr.f arl.f fuoaiorluTalM.. IWAUNTS VfANltl. Murray Hill PoUltlbg Co, 123 Eait :3;1 Cttut, 7ii City. CHRONIC DieCARES CURED! New puth. niiirkeit out by tb.t tniM... tintinlur Imok on tnedliL. aoelal and sexual acle-ree, I'laix Hour; Talk amj Mkuicai. Common Sknsk. Nearly 1,000 pageN so llhmratlonsi by Dr. 1!. II. Po-ito. lhirehoaera .re en tittexl lo freo co'iaultation, either tn peraon. or by mall. A tva book reilueeil to tl.-'fl. making it the CIICAFEST liooK In tho Exai.tsti or OKnitAN Language, linage Contents Tnbie.frea Wo nlan send tree sample. oC 1)11. l'OOTK'S HKAl.Tn MONTHLY With Hat Ot OeUlT J ) premium.; COeentnn vear. tjlUtAi ULLL, 1'UBLISIHNO CO., N. Y. City. CUTTHISOUTI We have stores In lo leading Cities. from which our agents obtain their surrllej quickly. uur litciories aua x-riticiliniuiueee in Jirlc, l'u. Head for our Now Catulosn and .rui. to airent. Addrea. M. N. LOVELL 312 Lackawanna Av SCRANTON, PA. Can be cured br the cm ef iDr.If . Janice CMtuitmbt I ml lea Uenr,ell. For Book. TcstlmonUli. etc.. Addi mm Okaddock & Co.f 1032 IUce BU, Thlle,, Pe, , TliialtldlnffSnw Mncblno la warranted to saw oft n 2 foot log in 2 minutes, and i costs lcaa money than, any other Baw . Machine. Wo aro tho first firm wbo .manufactured these Kfijrmacbinc. In Amer. vV Jl lea. nrd at nresent own tho only legal right ot tho Bamo. Bend torourtroo circular. Unltod Btatea llftnl'g Co.. Washington, P. C IADIES.M I ryroi The ONLY BOOK II ol the kind 1 1 ever pub's INEW EOTTION.ffifrS' IWtih.rjjtori to the present time, with orer to Steel rertrKlte of the Ladies of tha White House, with view of mny f ikm Homei of the Presidents. This Is the most itlibU bk puUlshetl. Agents wanted tend tot CUculan. with fiiU rticuMTi,to nn&m py a nn phiiihr 60 North 4th SL, PMladelohU. Pa. as 5ionriiiM hobs mm mm A Troatlie on their upoedy cure SENT Fltlili .llori-HAH.r.O.Uox IJa.CUlcaco.lU. T7ittSti Varieties of Cabbage i a6 of Com ii of Omtm ber j 4i of Melon jjorFeui rtof Beaui if of 5ma i of Beet and a of Tomito, with other variedea la ptopovtiM, Urf e portion of which were grows on my At teed firm, will tofoundlamy VtccUble end Flower Bee OeUleMC for liSa. Seat FRSB to all who apply. Cuooufcf Ut 5euon need not write for It, All Seed sold from my cstabUalb ment warranted lo be both, fresh sad true to name, te tu, OM should It profe otherwise. 1 will reflll the order rttU. TW orlctnul IntrodueerefEarlrOhlaand Ilnrba-ik PeC ions Marbtehend Rlr Corn the llibbar4 Pe. Unrbleh-nd Oiibbace Phtiiney' Melon, and a scored tlier new Voeetatli-. I Invite th patrorute of the pMXu New Vegeublcs a Specialty. -jh Jzimcn X. II. GrceoiTt Uarblcbe4Ui7Uatp llwlvOlUWO wiiWws, failie. mo llura r chiiureiu l huuaul tt emit vd, Peasluus ffirtai for loti.-ef bujtvr, tue, urn or rupture, Triti Yvlns urwr uhj JUcue Them-tnas ul prnsieB im ant n.-laur t -lJtlt-4 tu l.CI(KAE mmA ItOLSrV IMTKMh -iroturi-i f.r lartui ri. Uier Iin4 warrame procartd. buhl and so d. dtJiri en4 heira iilr fur year rlrliti utonre. .-end U stamps ft. l'niir Itouuty a$, bUnWniti tiistrueiions. Ktt llt by 1.1 w. ucan icfvr to tliuuiundt of l'endantra and I'liei.ti. Ad.lr P. H.CeiBtOnA CO. U.S.CUiuiAtty'a,Uuvft Uox1,VMUiuKUe.U.C. In On. Tot-ifai- Jt C-r aft UlnlllC Ctv KrlalclUrttoHcfjf-ri. OOK ACENTft giiU COtDKirfElfJ t't molt IniLiorUtil r n tvit T t Tl KIT 111 t.k WestM, i tV 1'AOKIS KUI LOf INT.- 'Stif. t im' hmwm , lit m j 8 00 C -l av it; ll IntiUt'li't. tt " Krih ( '.Iter Cell Ms Tiiniir't vorth. AOFNiil WmDI .U F ftuot- Isnillw-y, lh Ut tftma. OARLETOH'S FJEASURY Write lr nrm'-n Of TInlTer.al KnawIerTgew r Tlnleer..! Kaa 1 4th Btrert, rhlla V. Im BTiACK. No. South 4th Btrert, rhlladdpoU. " Croat Rock bland Routs!" Stand, pre-eminent among th. great TrarJr LI.M I tlx West for being the moat direct, qelcke. and setat Ba. eoanectlag the great Metropolis, CDICAQfV oad ta. Eastxcic, SoBrn-EAsTHM, Eoumxaa and lorrn Eaanax liksji, wlilcb terminate there, with Ka,sasi Cirr, LxAvxawonTn, ATcntaosr, CovaxiL BLirrra and Ou.nA, the cohhikcial osrrsai from wklck ndlate EVERY LINE OF ROAD Hut penetrate, the Coatlueat from the Mlaaoorl lUrtr to the radfle Elope. The CMcaio, Rock Island &-Pacific Railway u the only line from Chaco owning trick tnteCeajae, or whltb. by IU own road, reatliM the pomu bof name.1. So Ttuntrraa nr ciaai.aa! NnNisaw. coxaxoTioxal Ao aiaiUliaa- Ii UJ-aiu.iK4 or Ma. cfroa cut, os rcery pautnutr U vtrtted Ir rowan, clttm anil teuuialtS coucAu, upon tail Ztprut D.r'Cias of unrivaled msjntBMnee, l-riuiar Palacb bLxxnxo Caos, and our own worUl-faaiotja Dinimo Cuts, ui-on wldch mt.l. are aerved of mm-aurp-.ed cxeeVeo. e, at the low late of SxyEaTT-rlvje Cxkts cacn. with niile lime for healthful enlpimeau Through C.te belweeo Chicago, 1'eorla. Mllw.ake; and Mt. urIIUv.rpul tai and cke cunaecUoos at asl putnta of Interaction with other roU We ticket Kto nolrol laymrectlyto eTery Ue of Importance InTianaja, 'brka, Blacla IllU. Wyomlnx, Ul h. Idaho. NevwU, CallfornU. Oresoa. tti-hingtin Territory. Colorado, Arlaona and B.w MA.' bbcral arrangement, resrardtng baccaga aa o other Iln.. ud rate, of far. alw.ys u low a. compatf. tom. who furolah butatltti.of Ihe comfort. Iloea and laj ale of anorlainen free. .., ncketa, inapa and foldera .1 all principal Uck.t oneM In the Unluu buies .ad Canada. 0 R. R. CABLE, E. ST. JOHN, Oea. TIL al TWi A CUb-m Vies rM't a4 0n. Muster, Vhkf. f