FARMERS' COLUMN.
WATER FOB UVE STOOX
A the soluble nutritive materials arc
taken up from (tie inlrsUnal ennui liy Ilia
Trssels that preform this (unction, a fresh
draft is mad upon the blood by the dlges
live organs for lha claborallon of their pe
culiar secretions, an that a raj id Interchange
of fluid li taking plan between the inteatl
Bal canal and tha blood during the process
of digestion.
Tha rapidity with whlcli this Interchange
of fluids tskss plarv, is perhaps best indlrat
ed bT the amount of ryle and lymph pass
ins; through the thoracic duct, which, In
ruminants, as shown by M. Colin, is from
eighty to nearly two hundred pounds In
twealy.four hours. In a row weighing 1,000
pminds the principal secretions nnd excro
Mens may be estimated as fiillows :
IXi. In 24 hours.
Saliva (dry fond). 123.5
Gastric Secretions 100 0
Pancreatic Secretions 7.25
Bit 20 00
Exhalation from (he Lung 10 00
Presplratlon 20.00
Urin 21.75
Total 302 50
From this It would appear that nearly
one-third of the weight of the body is sep
arated Irotn the blood in the form of scrro-
tlona required In preparing the fund for the
prteess of nutrition, and In excretions of
waste materials that i re of no further tie I
thesya'.em. From this enumeration of some
of the leading activities of the nnitnal coin
omy, It mutt be teen that the amount of
work preformed bT the internal organs of
the body is not Inconsiderable, even when
tha animal ia apparently at rest, nnd that a
supply of water to maintain theeqnillbrium
of these fluids and keep them in proper pro
portion to the denser tissues la'of great im
portance. Dr. Ml Lis, in American Agricui
turisl for February.
TIM BUNKER Oil LEARNING FROM MIS
TAKES.
We have been a good many years learn
Ing whut crows were made for, ami the les
son is not rery well understood. Tills yen
we are likely to get additional light. Th
spring was wet in Ilookertown, ami better
prospects for grass wero ne'cr held out. Th
crop was good, but after it was githered th
grub of the May. bug began to show tho re
sulfa of its depredations, both In the pas
lures and in the meadows. My attention
was culled to them by th flocks of crows in
the big pasture, and the abjoining fields. I
did not suppose there were so many crows
in the neighborhood. They frequent th
shore in winter, coming long distances to
feed upod tin clanr. banks, when food
scarce elsewhere. But tbeir favorite diet in
ummer seems to be the worms tbst com
from the May-bug. They have great skill
fn detecting the presence of this grub, and
if therruwa were protected in their period of
incubation, they would become so numer
eus as to exterminate these post", or to re
duce their numbtrs so much thatthey would
do no serious damage. In some oi my field
the grass roots are destroyed in large patches,
so thstyou can serape off the stubble with
rake. There can be no good crop of bay
until these places are re seeded. For sever
al generations war has been waged upon the
crow, because he pulled corn out In the re
tired fields on the edgesof woodland. Town
and State have put bounties upon him, and
lie baa been hunted at all atnges of the year,
lo gel the bounty money. The boys have'
sought out his nesting place, climbed tall
trees, and cleaned his nest of the callow
young. Men have put a dead carcass back
of tho bsrn to entice him within gun shot,
and he has been treated as a deadly enemy.
He lis! been branded with a bad name, and
"scareerow" hss been applied to all those
Bon deserlpt contrivances that disfigure
cornfields to keep off th birds. Still he
vindicates his right to be, and the response
which Nature makes to this unreasoning
warfare Is, "Protect the crow or do worte."
A few hills of corn In the spring time is
small damage compared to the grass crop of
a whole farm destroyed by grubs. On the
whole, the wiseacres at the State capital
make poor work at mending the legislation
of the Almighty. Take care of the crows,
and the crows will take care of your grubs.
Tm IluMExa, In American Agriculturist
for February,
PEEP AB ING PEACH STONES.
Several have asked how to prepare peach
stones for planting. They are probably
aware, that v. hen the slones are kept dry
all winter ami then planted in spring, very
few, if any, will germinate. In nurseries,
the alnnea are not allow, d to get very dry,
-but they are stratified or bedded just before
wjoter sets in. The usual manner Is, to
-mark out th liniita of the bed ami ei-reid
th slones over It to the depth ol two or
three inches g the stones aro then spadtd in
as If turning under a dressing of manure.
By this operation they are distributed
througbnd well. mixed with thesoil.wliere
thoy are are left to freeze and thaw all will
ter. This treatment causes the halves of the
stone to separata and the presturo within
of the swelling teed can push them apart
This msy be eflVcled by other methods than
that sfspadlug in. The stones are some,
times spresd upon the ground and mveird
with sient Un.bark or snwdut to the depth
of three to five inches, and thin exposed to
the weather. In spring, wheu the ground
Is resdy to plcnt, the stones lhat huvo been
spaded .in are separated by throwing the sw.il
of the bed upon a riddle, such ss is used
masons t the earth falls through while the
stones are left upon the riddle. Those tlajl
have been under tan nrtnwdust are more
easily recovered at planting Umc.Amtri
can Agricvlturitt for February.
L - - . .
Advice that should be limited: '-Smile
whenever yoiicsu" is Henry Ward Baecher1
advice, but it is unt Intruded to apply to
young men who go out betneeu acts lo see a
man.
Subscribe for the Advocitk, only $1
year.
A VtVT MAII-DYSrEPSIA CUBED.
From th Uua. J. II, Benson, Hart, Co., Gn,
HartwklL, Oi., Feb. 10, 1881.
I want to say a good word for Brown's
Iron Bitters. Iam about sixty years of age;
have warehouse, railroad, and newsaier
woik to alo, I have been taking and
Various other kind sof whiskey bitters to
give me an apetite, and the oulv apiette
I got was on lor drum. Jiev. Mr. Ander
son, the presiding elder of the district, stop
pen wub ma cut loug ago, sutiering urea, I
fully with dyspepsia I got him Brown's
Irou Bitters. They cured him. After he
left, I concluded to take thst remslnlug in
th bottle, and I ure vou it has made a
new man put of in. I have no desire for
stimulants, snd believe I could eat a pair
of old boot and digest them as as t-asilv as
tie. 1. B. UE.NSO.
Diphtheria.
A cold or sore, throat mar not sccnl to
amount to raucn, and If promptly attended
to enn easily bo cured; but neglect la often
rouowca dv consumption or mpiinir..
No medicine has ever been discovered which
ncWBoniiirfcirnna snreiy in aucn cases na
PBllllY DAVIS' PAIN KItlKII, HlO
prompt use of this fncalua&ls remedy has
fcaved thousands ot Uvea.
PKKUY DAVIS' PAIN KII.T.HIt J
not an experiment. It has been before itho
public for forty years, and la most valued
where It la best known. . "...
A few extracts from voluntary Ksumonmo
read as follows:
Jain KlLtrn has been my household remcdrfor
ri for thatuut twentyeen icare. and bar
never known tt to fall in effecting a cure.
I H. Caocara, WiUlanmrlllo, V. V.
For thirty years I ha used 1'aik Killer, ana
found It uever.f aillnir remedy for colds and sore
throat Bin-rox Seaman, .. ,. ,
Uate receive.1 lmnieainie rain iiwn tuiua ui
sore throat, and consider your Paik Xilmb an
Inviliublo remody.-UEO. B. EraaaTT, Dickinson,
Niiira Just recovered from a very severe cold,
which I hte had for Nome time. I could art no
toicved me Immediately. I will never again
DO
vr.thout it !. O. FoanK, imnaes, ua.
UlVercea I'AIN JVII.I.KU jn mr lmiiy lui .mi
yean, and hate necf known it to ull uakbox
l.F.wi.Wai7iesboro,Oa.
file years ago and hate used lteier since, and have
found no medicine to tako Its place. B. W. Dun,
tots
. y.
iiu-l.
Bruiorlet, Oneida, H. Y. . .
Tor whooping-couVii and frouplt is the beat
Xrensntuou inrue. .nwuuim
. P. IIocts, liberty Mills. Va,
irensration mrde. would not be without it.
Fortwcntr-11 jears I nae urea rsif J-rS
for rclds end charred Hi, arrt comldrr It the best
medicine ever o!fercd.-flio.IlooFE,V. llmlngton.
I was suffering severely with bronchitis, and ray
throat was no lnflimed I eoud scarcely s Allow
anv food. I was ndtlwd to try your Paik KllAvn,
and alter taking a few dotes was completely
Ur. Walton wiiten'f rom rwhocton i Ttrar Paiw
Vw iiwm r1tr.,ihrTHa nnti snrf throat. KJ IJimi-
illeii cures oirm
fail in a rlnirle intince. Xhls fact )OU ahould
prevalent ncre, ecu iin uv iru auwju j
xnaro Known to mo wono. m. , .
Mrs. nLiEH 1). JIaom write si. Sly .son was taken
violenuy alcx Wlin mimuiena, mn icver. u" i
rhllts.
bo many cuuarrn lwy
died here. I was
siraia to can
tried your fAlii
Killer, lie waa taken on Sunday, and on
Wednesday hla tnroat was cienr. it wm
derful cure, and I wish 11 could be known to the
poor mothcra who aro losinff so many children.
For Chills nnd Fever PAIN KlXXKIt has
no couaL It cures when everything else falls.
Delays aro otten dangerous. A bottlo ot
Paik Killer In the house Is a safeguard that
no family ahould bo without. . .
All druggists sell It at U5c, Boc,and 81.00
per bottlo,
PERRY DAVIS & SON, Proprietors,
Provldonco, R. I.
THE GREAT CURE
RHEUMATISM
Aji it In for til disease, of tho KIDNEYS,
LIVER AND DOWELS.
It oleoaaM the ijittrm of th acrid potion
that oittfi:i tha drs&dfal mSbrlnff which
only the victim of HhcpmMm ou rtftllu,
THOUSANDS OF CASES
of Uu wont forms of thl terrible disease
have been quiokly ralleved. In a short time
PERFECTLY CURED.
haabadwoBderralaueeess,aud an immense
Bale lnever7pirtof tho Country. In hun
dreds cfcuss It lias curodwhero all else had
foiled. It la mild, but oSclent, CERTAIN
IN ITS) ACTIO, buthormlesa In all eases.
tjTlt eleanscs. Strenrthens aad slveariew
lUre to all the Important organs of tho body.
Tho natural action of tho Kidneys la restored.
The XArer la cleansed of all disease, and tho
Bowels move freely and healthfully. In thla
way the worst dlseaaea are eradlottsd from
tho system.
An It has noon proved ny tnousanas uuk
ia wo moat ejteciiuM nmrav
system of all morbid secretions. It should be
used In every household as a
SPRING MEDICINE.
Always cures BILIOUSNESS. tONBTTPA
TION, vnr.T-l tnd all TEUAXJB SiaeaM.
Is put up lnlry Vegetable Form, In tin cans,
one package 0 f which mokes CquarU medietas.
Also In LlQuldtForm, very Concentrated for
the eonveulonco ofthosewho cacnet readily pre-
parelt. loclifllArq-JaleJceneifiae(lAronn.
oet nopTourt DituaaisT. nucc,i.oo
VELLS, niCIUltDSOX 4 Co., Prep's,
(Will send the dry posMieliM Km rwroi, VT.
JJU'OKTANT ASiNODNCEMESl!
TOST OFFICE ISTJILDING
LEHiailTON, PA., has the Largest and
Slost Extensive Stock or
HATS, CAPS. &c.
ever oRered In this borouirh, and to which I
Invite the special attention of iuy customers
and the public generally, as I am prepared to
offer extraordinary Inducements In
FALL AND WINTER
Hats, Caps, k.,
and I Invite my numerous fitends and patrons
to call and cxnmlne my stock before making
their purchases elsewhere, as I am prepared
to give rpeeial Inducements to all UAS11
1'UllUIIASKItS.
Keinemlier, LEWIS WEISS
I'ost-Offlce studding, Lehlntitcn, Pa.
Sept. 20.
Kistr of the mm
The above Is the exact representation or the
sawlnir machine we sell fur twantv doll&ea.
It Is In every rerpeot tho very belt ot the
Singer style of mai-hliies i Onbhed In the best
maimer, with the latest Improvements for
winding the bobbin, t he most con ventent style
of tatde with extension leaf, larire drawers
and bemtirul gothlo cover. It. stands with
out a rival.
King of Singer Macfc
W do not nix you tu pay for It until von
soe what "a are IiuvIiik- We only wish to
know that toil really want to buy a machine
and are wltllnK to pay 420 for the best In the
unirHi-v,
Write to ns sending- the name or you' near.
est railroad station. We will send the ma.
chine anil iclve Instructions to allow yon to
vasiuiuv lb uvturv JUU Jnv lor 1U
WILLMARTII h CO..
T-v Filbert street,
I'hlladelrula, Pa.
Jnly o.-lv.
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A. A. THUMAS, Corner Ninth and F
Streets. Washington, 11. O., atttn.ll to Pen.
slon and Hack Par. Uountj Claims colltet
cd, Uontcstsd Lsnd Ulalms, Mineral and
Agricultural; attended to bfor the depart
ment of tha Interior ant Supreme Court.
Iilul Scrlu and Addltlenal Homesteads par
abated and sold. Awllts-lf-sef.
MI8CEHANE0UB,
A desperate burglar known as "BJiorty"
Collins was discovered on Saturday .nlglit In
th art of sawing bis way out of the jail at
Oreensburg, Westmoreland county.
John E. Putnam, of Reynoldsvllle, Clear
field county, hss purchased 11,000 acres of
timber land Irnm Reading 4 Fisher, Read
Ing & Bartles and Reading & Ritche. It
runs from Caledonia, In Elk county, to
Tyler, in Qlearfield county.
William P. Senford, of Upper Yoder,
Cambria county, who was 20 years of age
died recently from exhaustion, caused, it Is
said, by rapid growth. Ite grew ten inches
in one year.
The Susquehanna Iron Company has de
clared a dividend of 25 per cent.
A Foolish Mistake.
Don't make the mistake ol cnnfniindini? a
rmeilr of merit with quack meJIclnes, We
sm'nk from exprleno when we sav that
Parker'a (linger Tonic la a sterling health
ri'irllve which will do all that is claimed
for It. Wo have used lloiiraeives with the
hspuiest results for rheuuntism and when
wnen mil by vverwork. So advertisement.
lmu.
Rev. Aiigiisttng Bally, S. J pastor of the
Catholic C ilrrh at Clnirchlnwn. T.anraster
tounty.dled An Monday, in his' 76th year.
The old funndry building in West Con-
shnhocken, belonging to Ssmuel Fulton,!
will he turned into a rolllug mill by that
gntleman.
Rachel Curtis, colored, who elsimod lo
have often seen General Washington, died
at the Allegheny Poor Farm on Sunday,
aged 108 years.
While Mrs. Annie Stsrr was getting
b oakfost In Allegheny City on Monday her
clothing accidentally took lire, and she was
urned to death.
What it did for an Old Lady.
Ciisiiootom Statpik, N. Y., Dec. 2S, 1878.
Grsva A number of people had been
sing vmir Bitters here, and with marked
fleet. In one case, a lady of over seventy
years had been sick for years, and for the
past ten years had not been abtetobeoround
alf the lime. About six months ago she
cot so feeble she was helpless. Her old
remedies or phvet.'iana bcine of no ovall. I
sent lo Deposit, fortv-five miles, and not a
mttle nf Hon flitters. It Improved her
she was able In dress herself and walk about
the house. When she bad taken the second
!ittle she was able n lake care of her room
nd walk out to her neiirhlwir's.aud has Im
proved all the time since. My wife ond
children also' have derived erfat benefit
from their use. W IIatiuwav,
Agt. U S. Ex. Co.
John Wall, ofTennville, Clearfield co.,
waa killed by cars near thai place on Thurs
day, 26lh ult. lie wss a candidate for the
Democratic nomination for Associate Judge,
and was defeated. Practical jokers took ad
vantage of his weak mind and Induced him
to demand the office, which he was on hU
way to Clearfield to do when ho was killed-
A deficiency of $3000 Is reported in the
ccounts of Colonel George W. Grant. Post
master of Heading Penna., and he has re
signed. The sureties are ample to coyer tho
loss.
Messrs. Ely Bros., Druggists, Owego, N
T. About a year since a gentleman from
Orwell, Pa., called my attention to your
Cream Balm as a remedy for Catarrh, Hay
Fever, etc. He wss so earnest In asserlin
to be a positive enre. (himself havlnc
seen cured by it) tnat i was induce,! to pur
chase a stock. I must say that the Balm
nas met my ueu expectations, having al
ready effected a number of cures In this lo
cality. I am using it with beneficial effects.
Itesperlfully, P. t . Htstt, M. D. Borden
ivn,f(. J. uct. 26, 18S0.
Messrs. WhMo A Burdick. Drus-cists. Ith
aca. If. Y. My daughter and myself, great
sutiesers irnm uamrrM, nave been euro,! by
ly ai;rram llalm. Mr sense or smell re
stored and health ereatly Improved. C. M.
Stsnlkt, Dealer in Boots and Shoes, Ithaca,
n. y.
Price 10 cents.
On Thursday Irvln Eschbach, aged (I
years, chopped upon a n a s of ice coating a
water tank at Tnpton, Berks county. Whl'e
tbusengsged the ice fell upon him and he
was instantly killed
New iron furnaces are to be erected nar
New Bethlehem, Clarion county, under the
superintendence of Colon ! James Hemp
hill, of Erie, an experienced ironmaster. It
is intended to turn out 100 tons of iron per
day.
The Bellefonle Car Works, are giving en -
ployment to 300 men.
Arthur Howe, a newsboy, seed 9 yesrs,
was run over by cars and killed at Tyrone
in rridov.
A subscription paper, limiting conlribu
tions ln$l, is being circulated in Bradford
for the bom-fit of the jurymen on the Gui
lea u rose. Bosh I
Miss Matilda Weighmsn, sged forty-nine
years, of Allegheny City, who has been
troubled with hemorrhage of the lungs, goi
up at midnight of Wednrsday, 25th ult..
and, leaving a note saying "my time has
come," went to the river and drowned her
self.
Tnrro Itnula Saturday Kveninf; Mat!.
Mr. Georg Knoehr alltr batinglried al
rem &1 ifi lecoiniiieixliHl lo him forrheutna
itin, rm-ived no rctiffumi) he tried the St
Jet-ob' Oil, the Hnl upidioatinii of whit hi
gave him rehel, aud the coutiuueii uae curtd
nun.
During 1881 there were 4,536,674 cjgars
made in Dauphin county.
Worcester township, Montgomery county,
will soon have a historical society.
The annual interest on the put lis debt of
Allegheny county amounts to $215,000,
TheBherlirs sale of the property of th
Siemens-Anderson Steel Company, ol Pitts
burg, realized nearly $300,000.
The collection ol taxes for county, pur-
loses In Westmoreland 'conuty last year
amounted to $73,653 22 and for State pur-
ioiei $2,239.68.
The Power of the Fresi.
In no way Is the power of the press more
surely sh.rwn than In the itnivei-ul knowl
edge that has in less limn a year, been dif
fused throughout fifty tnillious or ifople of
the wonderful curative properties of that
iphndid remedy Kidney.Wort. And ibe
people from tha Atlantic to the Parific have
snown their intelligence anil tbeir know),
edge of wbatisln tha papers, by already
maklnz Kidney-Wort their heuiehnld rom.
dy for all diseases of the kidneys, liver and
ooweis. 4fcraui . .
Brown very appropriately palls hisyitcb.
his Boating debt. It isn't paid for.
The girl that blackens br eyebrows wishes
tojiecp ber Imperfection dark.
A poem In an exchange js entitled "Noth
ing Lost but a Heart" Should think that
was too much to lose unless It wss one of I
those hearts you buy in'insrket for twenty-
five cents.
A basket of onioni will not hold water,
because It Is full ol leeks.
The land speculator Is always resdy to
sbnw the sites to his customers.
Epitaph to tha dancing master Peace to
his cbassei.
JSB-It is said thatrhere Is only one thing 1 H .15 B
In the world that is sure, namely-death. ?, N -x if'Wi
We can now add annlhersure thing Sine's i pel iiitjKsWSHKi 8
Syrup of Tar. It's sure l cure a cough or L TBMWil 3
A. IP. Mosseiv
M unnfactnrer of and Dealnr In
STOVES, RANGES AHD1MTERS,;,'
'Tin ani SaceMron Warc'ani, Bencral.
House FurnisMng Gratis.
RnoriNn nnd ffpoirriNO done at
short notice and at Lowest Cash Prices.
krerrtlndof K1 OVK atlATRn knd F1KE
RItlCES keft constantly on h.-iud.
Stobb on SOUTH Street,
A few doors above Baal. St., LEI1IOI1TON.
.Patvonvre aollcitsd Sitlstso un imarentei d.
WHY!
WHY!
You should go to
Dr. C. T. Horn's
CENTRAL DRUG STORE,
BECAUSE
lie personally attends to his business.
lie has the experience of medicine.
He tins the best and purest Drugs and
Chemicals.
lie has one price to all.
Il has tho best goods for the least money.
He has all the Popular Patent Medicines.
Ho has the best Horso and Cattle PewJer.
He has the best wlnei and eliars.
He keen tho best Old Jtyu Whiskey for
medblnal purposes.
He has th latest patterns In WALL
PAPER.
He has a Tall lino or tamps and Lamp Fix
tures.
He has a lull line of Toilet and Fancy. A r-
tides.
Tie buys nnd sells fos cash.
Call and bn convinced that the above rea
sons are correct, and oblige
o. t. liortN, ni. d.,
Leuckel's Block.
Opposite the "Carbon House."
Sept 10, 1851-ly.
hnsincia now before) file p-ib
lui. You can Irak uoney
foster at wor.c for us ttmn at
nuv thin;: eieo. Capital not
needed Ve wl lata, c vuu.
(12 a day and npw rr,a uiadoni li -rno uj the lu.
dll.-t Ions. Men. women, bora nnd iclrl. runted
everywheroto jvoi'k for na. JNow a tiir time.
You cm work in sparo tim- onl nr p ve vur
whole t'me to tie bus ntss. You c- n live at
home and do tlio woru. No otb r biis'ne wl 1
pay you near y a well Not, no can fail otmaae
enormoas n-v ov euHirii'i' a' onco. Cotty
Onifli end terms free Moner made last, easi
ly nn.t I on ratly. Adar.es TiiUE A oo. An
Kuan, Maine. oecioyl
Inventors will Advinen their Interests by
Kraploylmcan Experienced Attorney resident
In tt aldington. K A. Lclimann, Solicitor or
Anierloin and Forelirn rulents, washing,
ton. I). O.. lias had vcars of sucocssrul Prae-
Itcc, and was f.-nncrly an Exeiulncr of 1 a
tents In tho Patent Offlee. All business be
fore the Courts or tho lienartinent im.niii v
attendod to. l-'ee contingent upon success.
Head for Circular. April UJ-tf-cur.
fiitHfie-aih mot f i.t l.'Inn n natf,. III l.t.a. 1
Ttr Fr-.IUtoI'.rMcroCrty orr'jJd Kilr
vusjvuiaikii-vior, wen, nn i ;i hi -. i simjrticjul.
Glurrr. lturhn. Mindr.iLr. Stllllntrla &
y miny n.ie bc'tmcdrimi.iinnncralicriconi
3 ti'icdl ito.imc icueofm h varied anlcr.cc.ivc
The Gc:l Ksa !!i fi !r:nn!i Rs:&rcr Cv-r
9 Itc.i-e Prpei Rhcumnti-n, Mccn!cu
Liver. Kk!nev. nnd oil rcin.i'e ConinIaint.
3 If yon ire atina"ray u ih Con- umption or
a nny encase, uvu is n-NCi xuy, iture.y
3 C ncp of ( ..n-f ran J ether Tonic, & it bi.iIJs
j rp t!ie rei w.iliout iatoiicailnj. 5-c. & $ t
J tirei, f t deVen in dnir.s. Kone centime viihnut
tijnaiurcn iiicoM o., MY.. enuiftrcucular
LARGE EAVINd ECYIN'U TUS POLLAU tl?.Z
eware
O F
BENSON
CAPGINE
PLASTERS
HAVE BEEN IMITATED,
And their excellent reputation in
jured by worthless imitations. Tho
Publio nro cautionod against buy
ing riastoro having similar sound-
ing nomos. Geo that tho word
C.-A.P.O.I-N-B is correctly opellod.
Benson's Capoine
Porous Plasters
Aro tho only improvement over
mndo in Plasters.
Ono iatyorth moro than a dozen
of any other kind.
Will positively euro whoro othor
remodies will not even relievo.
Prico 25 conta.
Bowaro of cheap Plasters made
with lead poicons.
OEABUMY& JOHNSON,
ilinnfsnnrlBu Clrmtt New York.
A "IH", IM'JIFMV AT? lifp. IVcetSnsl
licAU'S Msdicatcd CORN and BUNION PUSTIX
in Stomas Ser&SSsfl
MS
Fraud
. TlUilETIES. '
HiilQ CAliBOtf Adyooatk
one year for $1", and Kendall's
Horse Book as it premium.
An icsthctic kitchen : '
Slio: "Patsy, nir you extctic?"
He: "hay, what air you givin
usV ' She : "You know air
you fond of broken crockery
and them thingst"
A tart compliment :
"Don't you think that Miss
Brown is a very sweet girl 1"
asked Henry, "Oh, yes, very
sweet," replied Jane; "that is
to say, she is well preserved."
Model footgear A Som-
erville -shoemaker advertises'
to make temperance boots and
shoes, or, in other words, boots
nd shoes that arc never so
tight as to be disagreeable.
A gamin's idea of Wilde:
'Whose this 'ere Oscar
Wilde 1" said a street Arab to
lis mate. "Oh, he's only a
tall Mick that's put in here to
show people how mean a man
ooks with h s little brother s
rant's on."
Short: "Adolphus, let us
cave tlie avenue ana stroll
along the margin of the river."
Not any, iiyangeline ; no
morn margins lor me. (tie
md been spcculotmg in fu
tures that week.
Mixed: .Tanc " No, I
shall not be at home to-night;
have to take my German
esson this evening." Clara
" 1 hat must be so nice. I
never danccu it mysell; out
tell me, is it anything like a
a polka or -waltz!"
A happy relief: Scene
Hie Armory Hall German.
Mr. George Glengarry
Hello, old man! You don't
seem to be having any kind of
time. Got a partner r
Mr Somerset Marlboro' "No,
all taken!" Mr. G. G.
"Good enough ! Introduce,
you to mine !"
A questionable compli
ment: "Gracious mc ! ex
claimed Sarah, lookiner into
the glass; "how awfully my
lair looks. 1 haven t combed
it for two days." "Why.
Parah," said Lydiu, "is is pos
sible! I never should have
suspected it. ,It looks as good
as, 1 ever saw it. oarah
didn't know whether to feel
complimented or insulted.
Very narrow escape: A
youth of Hibernian extraction
in chopping wood with a
hatchet the other day was so
unloitunate as to craze tlio
thumb of his left, hand with
which he was steadying the
piece ol kindling lie was split
ting. Ruefully gazing at the
injured member he remarked
He crorra, it was a good thing
I did not have hold of the
handle with both hands, or I'd
have cut it off sure.
Benefits of abbreviation
A gentleman of Ottawa gave
an order for a silver mounted
claret jug to a Montreal dealer
instructing him to send it by
express marked P.. O. D. A
couple of days ago the jug ar
rived, engraved in beautiful
large letters "C. O. D."
Astonishing bargains :
Mrs. rogg visited a second
hand auction the other day
and bought a job lot ol kitch
en furnishing goods, l'oeg
says every aiticle in the list
has a hole in it excepting the
pepper box cover and that
everything leaks but the cul
lender and milk strainer.
A provoking rascal:
"Mean !" said Mrs. Ragbag;
"that boy of Gallagher's is the
most abominable little wretch
in existence. Yesterday when
the family in the next house
were having a fight and jaw
ing at .the top ol their voices
he got in the street and yelled
60 you couldn't hear anything
else to save you !
Too literal: "I see," said
Mrs. Brown, "that in this boat
race the Scudamores took wa
ter first Poor fellows ! How
thiisty they must have been:
but what dp they put it in the
paper for 1" "It doesn't mqan
that," jerked out Brown
"Doesn t mean that! said
Mrs. B.: "then what does it
mean V "Why, said Brown
"it means why it menns that
they were the first to take wa
ter, that's all. You women
can never understand any
thing." "The idea ot letting
women vote!" 6aid Brown at
the club that evening.
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BITTERS
ARB0N ADVOCATE
PLAID AND FANCY
BOOK-JOB PRINTING HOUSE
DAJfltW.VT. a short dlitance above
the LthlKh Valley II. It. Depot,
LEHIGHTON, PA.
We aro now fully prepared to executo every
description ef PIUN TWO, from a
Yisitii Card to a Large -Poster!
rosters,
Handbills,
Dodgers,
Ulrcalsrs'
Shipping Tag),
Cards,
Bill Heads, '
Irtltsr.IIeads,
Not Heads,
Envelopes,
Statements,
Programmes,
Pamphlets,
Ac, Ac., In Best Manner, at
Reasonable Prices !
JP A "T ST rJs.1 H
We cnntluue tn act ss Solicitors for Pat
ents, Careats.Trade Marks, Cujiyrit.lits.elc.,
fur the United Btatrs, Caiiads, Cuba, Eng
land, Fiance, Germany, etc. We havn bsd
TiuaTT rid tks vxi-xuisaca.
l'utenla obtained through us are noticed
in the Sciaanrio Ammican. This large
aud splendid Illustrated weekly pairrJM.20
a year, shows the Trocrrssol Bclence.is very
interrstin;, and has an enormous circula
Hon. Address MUNN A CO., Tatanl Solic
itors, Publishers of Bciaaririo Autaioia,
37 Park Row, New York. Hand book about
Patents sent Ire.
Miss M. 1 SNYDER,
"Respectfully announces
to her lady friends that
she has just received a
full Hhe of the latest
novelties in
FALL & WINTER
GOODS,
TONIC
Tie New Yort SUN, for 1882.
Tnr Suit fur 1882 will roako Its finrenO
annual revolution under th present ui.tnairu
ment, f liininn, as always, fur all. big ami lit
tle, mean ami gracUuf, cuntcnttd and un
happy, Republican And letnocratl(dcijravcd
nuu Tiriuur, luiDiiicnw miu odiufc, i he
Sun's llubt Is for msnktnd and womankind
ot"fcTry sort: butlta gonial warmth. slortlif
Soou, wime u pours not uucomrori on Hit
llsterlnur back vf tlio Persistently wicked.
Tiik Sun ot 1608 was a newspaper of u nun
kind, it discarded many of the forms, ami n
multitude of the sutwrnuaus words and ph1 us
es ofaucltnt lournailsm. It undertook to re.
lrt In a Irvsu. succtnet.&nconTentloonl wa
all tho nuws of the w;rld. omlttlnur noevet.i
of human Interest, and commenting upon h.
sHirs wiiii i no icartcBfacih bdsuiuto mile
pendt-noe. The luccecs of litis exoerhneti
was the success of Tux Suit. It t fleered p
permanent ohane In tho style ofrVmtric.
newspapers. rvery lmporiant journal estati
Ushed In this country In tho duzen years pas
has been mode I ltd ufler Tiik sun, Krer
lranorlnnt lournal already oxlstimr has Uei
roodlfled and bettered by the force of Tut
m'N'h example.
Tnn ISuh of 1882 will be the same outspoken
irui.ii-i.eiuo?, anu uiiereaiinic newpaper.
lly a liberal use of tho means which ai
abundant prosperity ntrords, wo shall mak
It better than erer bo Tore.
IVe shall prlut all the news, puttiojc it lnt
readable shape, and uicastirlnus Import met
not by the traditional urdatU-k, but by It
real InUrest to the people. U.stnncu froi
rrlntlnK H"u Square Is not the tirstcoi.
cMcratton wlili TmkSok. Whrnev r anv
thiriK happens worth ruporting- wo trot tb
puriTciiIars, wuether It happens lu lirooklj
or Hokhara. '
In (Kjlitlcs we have decided opinions: an
ere uccuiomvtt tO'X.rtss thorn In lanuuav
that 'oau bo itndfrMood. We say what r
think abodl men and events. That habit.
th only secret of Tiik jsun'k pnlltloalcoursi
i ii k wukuiT auH-aainers in oiin pai
the best lnattt-rol the sev.n dally issues, a
Agricultural Department ol unequalled m
It. lull market reports, and a libeml piopoi
lion of literary, potemlfl', and domestic it
tcllUenee oompletu Tiik Ukkj.lv Sun, an
nml:o It tho best newspapfr lor the farmer
household that whs ever printed.
vt l.u does not know and read and Uko Th
Sumiav Sun. each number of whteli If
(loleondaof IiitenstinK literature, with tl
best poetry ol the daj, proteetery line nor
rcaitfn. iieHs, hiimoi metier em ugh tori
a ifMl.stxetl book, ami Inrhifivly moro nt
and entcrlainlnx than an Unk(b:g or littl
If our idea of what a newspaper should 1
pie ses you, send lor Thk m m,
Our terms aro as tollws:
tor thi ilally fv, a fourint;c rhect
t"entr rl;lil odunina, t lit. pilce by mull, k.
iiHiii. 1 01. cciii. n iiiuoiu. or loavn ti
cents a nionin, or SO 10 n year
IncluJInx thn Snmtsy luin.r. nn eif
thn Snmtsy luin.r. nn eiulii.rni
tucei ui iiiivsiJE ruiuuiur, ine price is.e rri
per moiiih, or t7 TO a )nr. poruiue pnil.
Tlio .-uiiUuy .illiloo ol Tiik m a Is also In
nUhcd separately at ft iniuyeiir.posiaire pi '
I lie priroofthe Wuru SuN.elnln pairi
(Triy.slx coluun.s, Is tl a year, lsiiiKe pnl
For clubs ot ten scuillnic ,10 we will acud u
extra ropy freo. Address
1. W ENGLAND,
Publisher ol Tint M,New VuikClty.
Nor, 2-k8.
No Patf nt No Pay.
PATENTS
obtained for Inrentors In the United State
Canada and Europe, at reduced rates. Wlti
our principal ufflco located In Washlnitui
directly opposite the Unltel States Paten
Ufilce, we are able to attend to all patet
business with greater promptness and !
sjiatolfand at less eosi than other patent at
torneys who are at a distance I rom Was).
Inglun, and who hare, tlierelorr, to emplo
"associate attorneys." We makeprellnilnai
examinations and furnish opinions as to i
tentablllly, free of charge, and all who ai
Interested In new Inrciittons and patents m
' Invited to send fur a copy uf our Gufde f,
ODIaining patents," whtrh Is sent irte
any address, and coutaios coiuileto tnsiru.
tlons how to obtain patents and other Taluk
Lie matter. We refer to the Gerinan-Amei
lean National llank, Washington, I). U.; th
lluyal Rwodlsh, Norwealan aud Danluli IVki
tloos, at Waihlngtoo; Hun. Jos. Casey, lai
Uhlei Justice U. S. Court ol Ulalms; to tl
uiuciais oi me u. rateiu iimce. enu 1
Senators and Members of Uongress frui.
every State.
Address: LOUIS HAOOER h. CO., Si
lleltors or Patents and Attorneys at Law,Li
Droit IlulMIng, WaauixoTox. D, U.
Saloon Keep anil Ota,
Don't fall ta buy your
Cliampaigne Pear Cider,
Lnger Beer,
, Root Leer,
Nectar,
Porter, &c,
or
C. B0ETTGER,
TAMAQUA, Pa.
Aug. 1J, 1881-Iy.
$500 Rewird I
WE wilt pay the aboTe reward for any casi
of Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia, Sick Head,
ache, Indlaesti'in, (Jouitlpullon orUoittTenesr
we cannot cure wllh West's Llrer Veaetable
Pills, when ihe directions are strictly com
piled with. They ara purely Vegetable, and
never fall to give satisfaction. Kuvari'o.ted.
I-arice boxes, containing 80 Pills, Hi cenls
Knralr;ll DruK.ixs. ileware uf coon.
terlelti and Imltatlous. The gi-aulne mauu
laetureil only by JOHN U. WKST k CO.
-The Pill Makers " Ul at 1U W Mulison
Si , Chicago. Freo trial package sent b
tnnli preiiatd on reertpt of 8 cent stamp
Smith Kline tt UoM Wholesale Agents.
Philiolclplila. Pa. sd .t. M. 'Sl-ly.
$661-
vrelc in rear own town. SS
On lit tree. o rule, .EYorv
ibinr evr. CaptLal not cjulr
ch). we w.U lutnub yon etrr
t Jin '. Mubr are ni&lnif for
mu m. iJiiMC" luatsvo urn muiu - iusuu. ti uu iniya 1
&nd rirl" wk emit iay. llender II yoq want i
- buin u aiwiuci tou can m-ue rttir
al tat tin You ort, w ttt luf ptrtV.'U a t
II, liALXlTf A Co., FwUaoJ. Me. tiQrl
Willi Medicine Qnallty nrwitr'B
the greatest importance; ileitis tie
Knowledge and Eipenence-to-Car-rectly
Preoare and DisPciioetlie'M
At A, J. DURLING'S
POPOLAIt
Bn & Family MiclrSlfc
Bank Street, Lchighton,
Tou can always ml J ipon irettlnx STBItiT
ux i'uro ana unaaaiveraiea
Drugs and Medicines.
DUni.INU. carries the lamest stock
PATlvNT MEDH IN LS la the county.
DUIILINU has an elrtrant stoeb of DHUd
OISTJ SUMDhlKS, PANtJY and TOl-
ljr.i' auiiuijc.3 ior mo laaies as weiiaa
the gents. " 1 r
UURLINQ makes HOBE and OATTLTS
PO Willi US a snecialtr. Ills retra eaves
lence In the dmir business glres film a (net.
adrantage In th it line.
T ItUSS ES, SUPPOKTEHS and IIKAUE3
always a large slock on band. t
(V1NKS and I.lQt'OHS, both Torelgn and
domestic, He has Ullftion Urape Win aa4
a Dry Ualawba Wine. Jast splendid an!
cheap.
WAIilj PAPEKS and H0RDEE3 tha
largest assortment In town.
Go to DUKMNU'R with jrour prescrip
tions. OotoDUltLINU'S for jonr Patent.
Medicines.
Goto DliniilNO'S foryoarfatieyart'ele.
Farmers ami horsemen goto 1)UK.1KU'&
for your Horse and Uattle Powders.
aug. s-yl. "
1881. HOLIDAYS. 1881.
Mrs. C. BeTSCHIRSCHSKY
IICKpcctfulty announces to her friends and the
puhllo generally, that she Is now recetrlna;
and opening lor their Inspection a larger
stock than rss at t be, Tory ja tost noreltlcs la
Toys &, Fancy Goods,
Suitable for HOLIDAY PHESEJJTS for
Youns; and (lid, Klcii and Poor,. Don't fait
to call early and secure tlrst choice and best
bargains. She also cllls their attention to
her New, Lurse and Elegant atsortment af
NOTIONS',
comprising Underwear, Herlln and Germa
town Wools. Hosiery, Imported and lle
mesilo Hlljhoni Olores, Flowers and
a tine assortment of New Deiluns
IN FANCY ARTICLES
Also, In exnnectlon with tha aboTe, a fall
and complete stock of
(JElfMAS FIIDITS,
LIJiniinUER CHEESE,
Tmulli- & fonrcclIo'tM,
oetlicr with a variety of Goods not ireneraV.
y kept In any olhe store In town. If )OU do
tot sco what you want, ask far It.
A shtrcuf public patronaKe solicited, ac4
erfect satisfaction guaranteed In price and
luallly of goods.
Mi St., 2 floors aliove Iron,
Nor. SB. 1831.tn3. liKHlGHTON, Pan
DANIEL WIEAND,
'arriiiges,Wngons,Scighs,&c
coaNcn or
BASK ASH IKOS STIIEETS,
I.EHKIHTflN. p.nna.,
Particular attiritlon glren to
REPAIRING
a i Its details, at the very fxiw.it Prlre.
I'atronaire respectfully solicited and perfert
.tlsfactlon Kuaranteed.
Ilecr). 187 yl DAN. WIKAND
BtmZ WlllIEi lor the licit sod' Fullest
Selllnir Pli tiiTial Hooks anil BIMea, pnoes
lucnl 33 per cent. National Pjbllh'nr
, Philadelphia, Pa. uiara-ms
I UllClUllO nlJuvt. Ti.ili.re. mtliara r
cliuUivu. I iiu.did. rtt tatiu J. l'eDilo.i civta
ItifM IWIW.,1 ..nil WJW VT IHI.R.TWCM
i T.lui w ur uuy Ul4'e Tl.ousaiiila el ptsil..
,iua.r. oti.l ..iiaii-r. ciititl.il U INCeltKAHB ftkd
lllltl.M' V lATU.S 1 1 rrorurvil for IsTtav-
711 or.. tViUicr. unit WAnrsnta rMril. buustl
ana ft! i. ..iai.rt ... ocir. ai'pi i.i
k lr l'rftMl
I si Out) YmInm. A C"TV
ancd Kiit')rltHMtla( ttsiK
.lUlUJ C QUO lUIsJilstKI- to
ntsytl liiivurtaat tUKt Mti
if PTtniT lo lis Wwri.L
r I'AOEIM rUILUI'
si.'.tryr. tm-1 '-
sou (too 01IH It
i IrrpilallMav kwr flnb
tana ft! i. .aiairrf ... ocir. ai'pi i.r 7ar
rlftltf .uinc. M nil a ituH) far Prftaio mw4
Itountv I iv i. IjAak.anl inatrnctla... feci SsaA
fcr l.w. U acaa r.lor to thmi.aaSlr Pealioe.r.
eo.i ciicui.. A.i.ir... e. II. Celatpn & Co..
l.ClluAltr'a.Uckll'ialsl.Cia.hlaiUsaiJ?
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ivt Irrmi.
Wi Itr nmr?n t
Or VatrrrssI Eaawlrdn.
r ValrrrssI Eaa
4tU Btrwt, Fbila
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iM, MAM
Great M M to!"
6tands preeminent among the great Traak IJaea as! ta
tfest for belag the most direct, quickest, and astast Uc
connecting the great M.'tropolU. CIIICAOq, and tha
KasTzcir, Kobtu-Eastssx, Boumaaa and Boura
Eisnax Unas, which tennlaste there, with Kaaau.
Citt, IxiraxwoaTn, ATcniaox, Couacifc. Bwrrra
sad Osiu, the costaaaoiai canrias troaa whlsa.
eaalate
EVERY LINE OF ROAD
that penetrates the Continent from tha Ulasnart Btrer
to the PadSo Elope. Ta.
CMca&o, RoMaiia & Pacific Railwa?
Is the only Uae from Chicago owalag track lata base,
or which, by lu own road, reach., the (wlaU abe
namaa. No TUHirxas t oiaaiaoal Tlosiiaaiaai
ooxaacTioas! A'a kuddltoa l ui Mattlutrtf rj
cUan cart, at ntry pautnatr U tanw tn josst
clean oniT MaiuVKerf coocAsi, J'ttsl Zsgraai
Uit rata or nnritaied msgallceBM.' rwtxisaar
Palacb bLxariNO Caaa. and our owa WorM-ftiaaea
Diaiao Caas, spoa wt.ick
ch mtala are aenea af sea.
nrpatted exccilenrc, tu Hie low i au of ,VAnJJ3
Cui Ta bach, with ample lime for faMn
Tt rough Can Utween Cblnfo. 2 rjj'UvWB
and Ml mo an lUTir po.au: nu
DutnU of IntcnvecUon with other ntaai.
We ticket wTnelorjiW WW directly te . jrwy atacej
of Importance In TCauaaa. Jsebraaka; vlsckUtUs,
Wyoming. Ut.h. Idaho. Keva, Calllbrala. Ortfaj,
Vaatilngun Territory,
Colorado, Arlsoaa a&4
jacxicii.
a. iikmi arraaeemsats recardlac hSKaga as asay
other Has. and rales ot fara afrajs as low aacwopaO.
tors, who rurnlah butalllhaef Ihe coiotort.
la li. United tUtta aud Uauaila.
R, R. CABLE, E. ST. J0HK,
TV rml aal Cu. ui, 0a.ntaa4Faartaai
CaUas.