FARMERS' COLUMN. One hundred thousand nt tho population of Chicago are,ratvd as llylfi.; nrtj Ihe busl ne brought ,to tfiat city .by tlio Union Block Yards. Wlsiyintln bni in pty.so many wolf scalp rxin.p,lica,.th.tt It la suspected Ibot. wolf brsiMIng la gnlng on In eofAe porta of Urn Stale "ii amifg-fhiied tnHuslry i It is reported that "far-seeing farmera In Nebraska are borrowing money on land and Investing It tn blooded cattle." They will hare to ace a great wny ahead to make aitch nn Investment "a dead sure thing" In the matter nf safely. Onrfatm of the Chicago Fat Slock Show wat to rfuve that "wjlh propr elrrllou In breeding and caie iu deyi o.mienl in' re weight and a better quality of incol could be produced In one quarter of the lima limn was required under tho old haphazard ays teni." Chicago bulehercd and packed 515,000 hogs In lfifii, ami brwgg-d about it (alio Always brngilt wbilo now she butcher be tween 0.00(1,010 and 7,000,000, and brags no harder. Tho sales of qiiltle nic about I, 400,000 a year now, and 400,000 sheep. But brag or no brag, it mint be confessed that Chicago is a good dent of a town, and it Is destined tu be even inure ao. Sometime since A one-year-old filly Jrot ted a mile at Sun Francisco in 2:44. An otherearliiig filly, Ilinda Unfa, now own ed by ex-Governor Lcland Stanford, trotted a mile in 2:4.1. Pretty soon we may hear of sucking colts being put into hnrnesa and timed on the course to make a California holiday fnt her railroad magnates. A sharp Vermonter with an eye for good horse flesh lately percuaded a farmer to sell him an untrained four year-old colt for $40. The buyer ptit him into a trainer's hands, anil In nboiil thirty day the colt made half a mile jn l;12J,anil the owner was happy to refuse 5,000 for him. Ha is a giandsnn of tho famous I miter Ethan Al len, claimed to he the beau , ideal of graceful trotters, ". , A Hew cheese "factory a't Theresa, .jrH.,! going up, which is to-cost-$15,000. Its specialty wiM be thejnnhufactura of "Ltti. berger" cheese. ' Many other noted foreign brand of cheese, are .made In this country. Wo luppose'-theee brands are not counter feits Inerply, hul ImmltaOons of tho foreign artlclesjeknowjedged lobe made in Atneri ta, and .of sujierior qualiiy. Tills la tiot 'ike counterfeit wines made without grapes. Charles Bmhmnn.of Stony Ford. N. Y.( has a brood mare which has 'produced twelve colls, six of which were sold for over $42,000, and the other six Mr. Bachman till owns. Of ctfurso they are' fast, two of the six sold, Proipcro aud Elaino have made their mile'ln 2:20, and DamoTrat in 3:22. One of the later colts is Hindu Rosa, which is a vea'rling,ja'.etyiiini1e a record of 2:43, the fastest ever known fir that age The mother of these animals is ID years old, and bat never been broken to harness. Her name is Green Mountain Maid. Her pedi gree is ruther short, but she is believed lo hare a largo infusion of Morgan Iilood, The sire of the three colts first named above waa MessengerjDumc., Colonel Gillett's drove of steers at the late Chicago Fat Stock Exhibition numbered , thirty two in nil. The heaviest nweighed 2,435 pounds and the'llghtcst a' little1 below ,1,500. One steer 1,170 days old .had Ruined 1.18 pquniliV day since its birth; another 2 07, and none less than 1.10. The average ofthis lot waa 1,08. The Hercfnrds devel op still, more i rapidly. An' Iowa breeder had an animal1 ?(i7 days old "and weighiug 725 pounds, so that the daily average gain was 2.71 pbunili.' The'cost of 'raising In this way oughtjalio to be published, but we have seen' no figures. The grand sweepstakes premium for three eor'old steers 32 cnmnetilo-e ws Uken at. the Oh icugo Fat Slock Show by tl e owner of a steer named McMullen, 1,237 days old, ahd weighing 2,095 pounds. The average gain per day from birth was 1.01 pounds. This 'teer had not matured as rapidly as many of his competitors, hut the judge decider tliat he had the greatest pro portion of desirable qualities. They describe him as "a low, square, reachy red ol tine finish, attractive appearance, fine iu bone, mall in head and short neck, wellquartci ed and nicely proKrtione.ltliruuglinut. Top, bottrmand tide lines straight, loin larger and tliicltiR than any , other steer In tho ring, and belter filled in the round." The owner was Colonel J. T. Gillelt, of Elkhart, Logan county. III. Potaws'f rejinw Imported, lo the United States from England and IrcUud, cabbages Irum Germany, au'd beans f.-om Germany and Italy all this is due to Just summer's drouth, A Minneapolis miller, Geo. A. Fillsbury, ts ald tojprn outp,$00 barrels of flour day. And lately he was in to Orrjan and Washington Territory to find a goo I place for anuthersnta1 mill American exports to Europe have fallen off nearly twenty nine percent, within the last four ipniilhi a -inpHrfd with the same period last year. Theexplainatinii is found In belter crop In Kni-opo Knn-nilrogi-nous manures, act best on land which have long been heavily ma uured with eompmt"r(r slhtc manure. In suen rates somruiing seems lo be necessary tn liberal the nitrogen already in the loll. The suckers ju a plantation of blaekber- tle, when,' 'na(. wanted fr propagation should W treated najrdi and rubber o the oil. Quince trees will bear a good deal of talt about them,- and some grower lhinklt an absolutrf.opcj'sjilv lo success. Highland' Hardy, uueiif tho raspberries largely puffed a few -ejrs ago, is now suid by some of the dealers in new tliiiigb tolmv "had It day?" ', co!tMii''i-iu, ciiitnn. ULTlioe,Mo.rKli. 12. 1881. Upon the recommendation of a friend, I tried Brown' Iron Bitters it a tonic and restorative for my daughter, whom I was thoroughly convjuced, was -fatf 'wattin way in consumption. Having lost three daughters by that terrible disease, under til rare of eminent physicians, I was loth In believe that anything could arrest the pro tress of the disease ! but to my surprise, be bra myfdaughtA-r -had taken one bollje of Brown s inn -n Bitters, site began to mend. w -.,11. tod tT. ber form.;1 ifuil duahtfr beitn tu show and Is now health. A ilfm of aoiiuiiiit!loii. and when the nhvai Clan was nuisulK-d, he quickly said "tonic were required 1" And when informed thst u elaer sister wss UKtng urown iron J&taera, respoude'd,' -Thtt' is a good tonic, ' APOBAU PHELPS, of Asisr A Pittu. BkeumaUsm XeuralglarSprnlua, Pnln In tho. Back ftntl Side Tner Is nothing more painful than these diseases; but tho pain can be removed and the disease cured by uso ot Perry Davis' Pain Killer. This remedy la not a cheap Benzine or rotrnteiiBi product tliat must bo kept away'froru tiro or lieat to avoid dancer of explosion, nor 1 It an untried expert luont Uust may do more harm Mian cood. Pain Klllor has been is constant usa tor tarty years, and tho universal testimony from aU parts of tho world U, It nover falls. It not only ejects a permanent cure, but It relieves pain almost instantaneously. Being a purely vegetable remedy, It Is solo la tho hands of tho most Inexperienced. The rcoord ot cures by tits use ot Txrst Kaura irouM ml volume. Tbo follovrtng iitracts from letters recclnd show whit ttwsa who have tried it think t Edgar Cafly, Ovratonna, Minn., soys: . About a rear elnos rqr wlfa became ml to torero euflerlna; fmrn rheumtUem. snbieot MiiOAiHnv frrnn rhfliimatlRm. onr resort was n tne I'Ain ulub, wuca speeaur relloveil bar. Charles Powell writes from the Bailors' Home, London : I had been afflloted three rears with neuralgia and violontapa-rn-of tho stomach. The doctors at entmtner lloentUt gnva up my eaie la despair. I tried roor TjntOCiLLxa, and It fare mo lmmedlato reltof. t hare regained mr atrcnth. and am now able to follow my usual occupation. G.H. Walworth, Baco.SIe., wTltea: I experienced lmmodlate relief from pala ta the elde bj tna tut ot your rxnr Kn.i.ra. E. Vorlt says: Iharauted Soar IArt Kam tor rheumatism, and hive rocenea prcct beucflt , Barton boaman fays nire used Pair Eillxb tor thirty year. ana nire lonqo it a nefcrvaifoi rem cor ler rneuinauRm dku iamcacsa. Mr. Eurdltt wrlt-s : It nner fnu to plve relief In eaew of rheocnattam. PM1. Gilbert, Somerset, Fa., writes : From actual use, I know your Pan Killxb la the boat medicine I can set All druggists keep Fain Kiluol Its prloe Is so low that It Is within the reach of alb and It will saro many times Its cost In doctors' bills. SBc, 00c and 91.00 a bottle. PERRY DAVIS & SON, Proprietors,"! Provldonco, R. I. DOES WHY? WONDERFUL CURES! Ineeansettnctsen the MTM, BOWELS aud KIDXLYS nt the same time. TJeeauaa It cleanses Uie BTatem of the poison- 1 oua humors that develops in Kidney and T7rl J nary Diseases, SlUouanesa, J&ondice, Constl. patl:n, Flies, or In Itheutnnttsm, Neuralcia, JNuvoua Claotders and remale Complaints. DEE "WHAT PEOPLE DAT i Eufirn4 II- Btorlc. of Junction City. Kmivl says, Kidney-Wort cut ed him n f tor i cgular I'bj tciana iiou uecn trjine xov rour year. Mri. John Arnrtll, ot "Washlnston, Ohio, wyj hfclior vtasglriMiimtoclio 1t fur rromlncn nhyiiciann and that li was altorwai-tU cure J by ICUttoy-WoiC Bearalio waa not oxivevted to lir. belnrr dloatW iu. m. u. liorxiTTin. nn eaiior in unnraon. umv. lDeyonu bciior. uui jwiciucyvon;ui-eu oun. Anna. T.. Jarrstt nf floHth Sale in. K. Y.. MTI Ith-itPtsTtii ypni-rtKufrrrliit-fi-oin kirtnpy tronbles Sand other ronipUcatiuu vtas cuded by thv uwj of Jntin n TArraniA nt JfirVmn. Tcnn.i niTrc(l Bfnr vpar. from llrer iuiiI ltldnr troubles and I after taklnpr 'ln.riTls ot other medicines," fciuunfy.ivoix maau mm wvii. I ltlchn"! Coto of Hohteomery Center. Vt.f SwiffTcd eight yean with kidnpr rtifflcnUy'and was nnahle to work. Kid ucy-Wort made him "wcuascTtr- PERMANENTLY CURES KIDNEY DISEASES, LIVER COmPLAIHTS, Constipation and Piles. tlt Is put up la lrr Tesetable Form tn tin cans, ona package nf which maJccsslx quarts o medicine. Also In Liquid Form, Terv Con ecntrated, (or thoeo that cannot rcmltl? pro pare It. ty It acts with 4vat tjlcttnev in ttlher form. GET IT ATTHE Dr.UCGISTS. THICX, tl."l 1VEM.S, ltlCIUISDSOS .r., rrop'a. 1 (TIUl send tha drj post-paid.) limUtCTOt, IT. JJIPOItTAM AS.NOl'SC'KMKSI! Lewis Wis9 TOST OKFICE ISUILD1NQ LEIIIOIITO.V, TA., has tho Lurgost ami Most Extensive Stock uf HATS, CAPS, &c. err otTercil Jn this borough, and to which I Invito the special attention or my eustuiners and tha puhllc generally, us I am prewired to otlar extraordinary Induceiuents'ln 1 PAL.!. 'AND WINTER Boots, Slioes, Hats, Caps, k, an4 I Invito my numerous friends and patrons to call and examine my stock belore making tholr uurchases elsewhere, as 1 um prciutred to give speelal liiiluceuients to all UASI I'UltUIlASKItS. Kemember, WEISS rost-OOlca llulldlng, Lehlitliton, fa. Sept. 20; Saloon Keepers anil Others, Don't fall to tuy your Cliampaigne Pear Cider, ' Lager Boer, Root Beer, Nectar, Porter, OF C. B0ETTGER, TAMAQUA, Pa. Ane. 13, 1181 Iy. $500 Reword! W E will iay the atmre reward for any can 'Liver Complaint. Dyspepsia, Skk lleii'l ache, Initljft-ti in, ConstijuUnn or t'otfvencis we can nut cure with Wwi'i Liver V.uctable Pllli, when tho tllrcrttuns aro strictly coin. lUeU with. They are purely Veifftable, and never lulltOKtvei'iKlslaciluu Suitar- uaitetl, L.arKo bnxfii. coutulnltiyr SO Pills, 25 cvnis. torialepynii urunjisii. iiuwurcMi couu lerltltfc aud lintUlluiis, i'le ueuufna inann. laelurrd mly by JOHN (J. Y hST At CO . "The Pill Makers 1S1 & 1S3 V ila.luou St., CLIctiKU. irco irlal patkaK snt by wall pre naid on receipt ot 3 cvitl stump. Smith Kline & Co., Wholesaln Aenll, rnuutieipiua. r. . so owy. No Patr nt No Pay PATENTS obtained for Inventors In the United States Oannda and Kurope. at redueed rntea. With' our principal gfflcc located In Wasbliitou, directly opposite (ho L'plie'l-SUtci Patent UBlce, no are able ta attend to nil patent business with greater promptness nnd de sitch and at lets e si than uthsr patent at torneys who are at a distance from Wash' Ington, and wbu have, iherelure, to kmpluy "associate ttorne)." Wenikopre"Hailnaiy eiamlnatlona and furnish opinions as to pa tentability, free of chartsc and all itho are Interested n new tuventloni ami patents are. Invited tusend fur a copy ot iur "Guide fur obtaining Patents," whl.h Is sent free to any address, and contains com lete Instruc tions how to obtain palenia and other vulua. ble matter. We refer to the German-Amer ican National Hank, Wjishli Kton, I). U. j the lloyat S wodlsh, Norwegian nnd I)U"lh Ln tlous.at Waiililngtont lion. .Ins. Casey, bite (llilel Jiulloo U, . (loiirt of Dlalius; tu tho Officials of the U. 8 Patent OSIce, and to Senators and Members of Congress trout every luie. H'rLJi""1" , 11 Wl - Address: LOUIS DMlQEn k CO.. So. I Attorneisat Uw.Lo lAallluTUIf ij. t 1 0tT3 WillTIi lor the ltest and Fastest it Selling Pictorial Hooks and Hlblrs Prices rwlueed 33 per cent. National Publishing . Selll wlueetl 0., Pll S2i io., rimaaeipnia, ra. inufuij .Vktcticl. SlimtrtR'l. -it.! iJUMrlAltliinttns Jnisryj,ltlt.jl Mannfsctttrar ot and Dealer In STOVES, RANGES AND HEATERS, Tin and Sbeet-Iron fare and General House FnniisMns Goods. IIOOFINO ntatt SrOtTTIKO Acat at short notics and it Lowest Cash Prioe. ftvarr Vlnd el STOVE O RATER u4 7IRB H Hit, JCS kept constaatly on hand. Stoke on SOUTH Street, A teir doers abort Bank St, LUManTON. ratrenaca aollcitsd Sattstsotlon guaranteed. Oct. S-rl A. U.IOSSEO. WHY! WHY! Tou should go to C. T. Horn's Dr. CENTRAL DRUG STORE, BECAUSE Ha personally attends to his business. Ho has th'o experience of medicine. Ho has the best and purest Drugs and Ohoinlcals. He has ono price to all. Ho has the best goods for tho least money. Ho has all tho Popular Patent Mcdlelnes. He has the best Horse and Cattle Pow.ler. Ho has tho best wines nnd cigars. Ho keep the best Old lire Whiskey tor medicinal purposes. Ho has tbo latest pattern In WALL PAPEIt. Ho has a full line of Lamps and Lamp Fix-tu-es. 'Ho has a lull Una of Toilet and Fancy Ar ticles. He bnya and sells fos cash. Call nnd bo convinced th&t the above rea sons arc correct, and utilise O. T. HO TIN, M. D., Lenekel's Uloek. Opposite the "Carbon Home." Sept M.HSl-iy. Inventors will Atr.inco their Interest by Eniiloyln an Experienced Attorney reihient In ft8l.lntm. A. Leli-mann.-Solicitor of Amerlc.n nnd Foreign Ptenti, Wastitnic ton. I. U.. luis had years of ruccessdil Prae nee, nnnwns irincriyRn uxeminer 01 ta- tenti fn tho Patent Office. All buslnets be fore tho Oourii or the )eiartment vrompily nttcndotl lo. Feo cootlngeut upon success. cntl lor Circular. April 3-tf-cur. DISCOVERY! LOST MANHOOD RESTORED. A victim of youthful lmprndenco causing Premature Decay, Nervous Debility, Lost lUn hood, etc, lmTlu triod iu vain every known rcmotly.hn diKcnvercd a simplo seKcure.whlch bo. will send FItCU to liia fcfloW'SUtTerers, sd drw J.'U. IllXYCS, U Cliatham SU, H.X. January 29, 1881.y 1 bittinn the mwt fMtl.iiom at pTlrt J Wr Rttfr A Dnrttin;. AiluniW for 111 eleiuillnciid tloyant prfum. Kevcr Falls to Ite.toro Grey or Taded Hair 01u?er, lturliu, Mnnilrnke, Slllllngta Si manyrf ihe bet mcd cines know n ere here com Uiicd into a medicine of Rti-.h varied and c)Tccti e powcu, as to nuke the Greatest I'lood 1'i.rificrSt Tha CestUsa'tb fi Strength r.titont Cv:r Ujd It cures DyspcpMa, RhtfitmitUm, lcep!cis iici a'l dise.nes of the Stnmach. Dowels Lun;, Liver, KiJneys, and all Fcma'e Complaints. Ifou me wasting awnyi.hConumpiton or any disease, usetic'J'oN ctwlay. ItwiUurely hclpyoit. J'cmembcr! itiifarsuperiorto Kilters Essence of Gincer .in J other Tonics, &s it bi.ild upthesx-'em wuhmit intoxicating. 50c &$i su,f tilea'crsirtdntsi. J onecenuine without lirnitureufllircoxCo., N Y..endldrcircular LAKtiC BAVIMJ UL VINU THE POLLAH SIZE, 9 AWARDED cine Porous MEDALS. JTho Boat Known Remedy fop Dackaoho or Lamo Back. Rheumatism or Lamo Joints. Cramps or Sprains. fJeuralclaorKldnov Diseases. Lumbaco, SovoroAoheoorPalna Fomalo Woaknoss. Are Superior to all olber rimim Are Saperlor to Fads. Are Superior tp I.lnlmenta. AiC Saperlor to Olntmeuta .rStlTefc AresuperlortoBleetrlclir rsalrauUaoai They Act Immediately. They fjirenethao. They Soathe. They Heller. Pain at Once. They TeatllTely Cur CAUTION. Benson's Capelst Fofens Plxs uia nava Men imitated. IM not allow Your drnrviat ta palaa nt aoma other plaster bavins a similar ongoing name. oo iaai ua wora is susuea O-A-P-t&I-N K. Priee t cts. larmlaaatenttulvotlc. AHUItK IIK.tlKIIY AT I. A NT. Priea ue. HEAP'S MsdlctUd CORN and BUNION PU3TU. M3 Benson Lap JL. CARBON. AD.K0.CAT PLAIN AND FANCY BOOKs JOB PRIfflHG HOUSE D AKKW AT. a short dlsUncs' tbort the t,ehlU Valley H.R. Depot, LEHIGHTON, p,a;. We ara new fnllf prsrrsd to exeeute ererr description ef riUNTINQ, Iron Yisitini Card to a Lame Poster ! rosters, , Handbills, Dodgsrs Circular ... Shaping Tags, , Cards, Hill Heads, ' Letter Heads,' Koto Heads, Envelopes, Statements, t Programmes, - 1 1 Pamphlets, .''' lie., he., In Best Manner, at 4 Reasonable Prices ! The New Trt SUN, for 1882. TnR Stris for 1S82 will make Its fifteenth annual revolution under me present tn.inage. ment, shining, as always, for nil. trig and tit. tie, mean and gracious, contenUd and un. nappy, HepuDiican ami ueinocratic.acprnvcd and vlrtaous. Intelligent and lobtuse. The Sun's thelitis for mynklncl nnd womankind ot eraiy sort: uums genial warmin is lor tne good, while it tioiirs hut discomfort on tho blistering backs of the persistently wicked,-. Tuts Suit ol 1SSS was a newspaper of a new kind, ltdlscarded manyofihe forms, and n multitude of the sunerftuuus words and hh'ns. es of anclont journalism. It undertook tore. port In a frsh, succinct, unconventional wicy all the news of tho world, omitting no event f human Interest, and commentluu upon af fairs with the fearlessness of nbsoluto Inde pendence. The enccers of this exiierliiicnt wne the success of Thk Sl'K. IfenVcic-l a permanent change In tho stylo of American nvw.i.nir. Rvurv Innmrtniit Innrnnl .tnh. llshed In this country In the dozen years past has hern modelled after Tiik min. Kverv Important Journal alrradyexlsilng has twen modined and bettered by the loice of l'll Sun' extimnle. 1. l uk pium 01 is win n.ino same nuispoKen, ruth-ielllng, nud Interestlnic newspaper. jfy a itDerat uis 01 'ino uunns wiiicii. a abundant prosperity altords, we shall mak It lieltcr th.in ever bcrore. ,j( We slinll nrint alt the news. mittlnF It tnto readable shape.and measuring li b Import inee? not ny tne iranuionai yurusticK, out ny.jts real iniercsi 10 ine peuine. I'isiaiiee iron Printing House Square Is not the rlrst eon rPlcrntlon witn tick bl'N. Whenever any thing happens worth retiortlng wo get the pari Iculars, whether It happens In Urouklyn or Bokhara. , In nolltlcs we have decided onlntons ! and are accustomed to txprcss ttiem In JanuuaifV mat can ne understood, we say what wi think about men and events. That habit' I: the unly secret of Thk Sun 'a iollilciil courser Tub iVkekly Svm gatberaln oelght pages, the lest matter ol the seron dally Issues. An Airrieuuurvi ueuanrneni 01 unouuaiii-u mer. It. lull market reports, and a liberal propor tion 01 uierury, mnenunr, nnn -uomesiic in. tellUencecoinpleto -Tiik Wkklly Sum. and make It the best newspaper rnr the farmer's household that was ever printed. Who dues not know and read and like Tux Suniiav Sun. each number of which Is a (toloondaof Interesting literature, with the best iioetry uT the day, prose every line worth reading, news, humor matter enough to fill a uiKxI-sited book, and infinitely mure varied and entertaining than any booK, big or littler. 11 uux luoa oi wuni n newspaper snouia pe pleases you, senu lor i iik bun. uur terms are as ioiiws: For tho daily Sum. a fouiMince sheet of bwcuiy.rigni columns, inu priee ny man, ksi paid. Is sa cents month, or (0 50 a year ; cr. Including the Sunday paper, an eight-page sheet of tlftv-slx columns, the price IsSs cents per inoniu, or .1 iv a year, postage paid. The Sundar nlltlon ol Tim Nim Is also fur. nlshed separately uttl tiOityear.postnge pafd, i no iirice ui tne wkkklv .siTN.eiiiiii pages, fffly.slx columns. Is tl n year, nosiuire nai l. For clubs of ten sending $10 wo will send an extra ropy tree. Address i. w r.nitLANii, I'ubllsher of Tllg SOX, New York City. Noy. ,2-w. IMIU.N.KY TUI5IIS. -An advertiser in,Texaa calls for "an In"- l jf triima man, as a boss hand over 5,000 head of sheep tbnt can sjiealc the Spanish language ll ieiitly," A little child was addressed by a gen tleinan th other day : " IIow old are you my dear ? " he asked. " Old I" said the hild, indignantly; "I'm not old at all, I'm quite new. Darwin eckunwledi;iil himself matched when his little neice aked lii-n, Striously wjiatacat has that no other animals h Ho gaye It up alter mature deliberation and then Ihe sly puss said," Kittens. .V gentleman once asked Hie late ProL Agassis, " What was the tliiug above all which most struck you in coming to this country I" The great naturalist' rvplird "Your American observance of the Lord Day." One day at dinner Curran sat opposite lird Korbury, wlm was famuus fir his rev erity as a Jmlge. "Curran," asked Jforbury, "it that bung before ynuT" "You try It, my l-ird," answered Curran, " and it's sure to bel- Lord E'lenborough showing some im patience at barrister'a srei'h. Hie gentleman paused and said I - Is it the pleasure of the Court that I should proceed with my state ni'iitl" "Picture, sir, has .been out vl the question fur a long time but you may now proceed." The old appellation Dead Letter'Office lias been changel to lteturned Lettar Office in London, owing to tbe tact that a inulli tudool people rnisunderstiMid its slgnifio anee. The Controller was besicKid with demands for Information about missing peo ple and letters addressed to dead ones. He who has too good an opinion nf him elf, is apt lo waste a great dial ol valuable time In wondering why the world doe not appreciate him, Kot every one isgreat who thinks himself so. Dr.-Luther's shoes will not fit every village priest, asys the German, and you will find it safer to depend on hard work, than genius for a liviiiic. Somebody observes that when six young ladle sit down to talk about a new dress liettern a small boy with a tin born is a re Ul for lt weary. SensloK Llmari resldenbe. it Oifonl. Miss., Is 'n brdinarj, flat-roofed, one-story bouse, modestly furnfsncd. The dwelllne ofSerislor Broirn, at driftln, Oa.JsjpiLas unpretenlfotis, though Mr. Drown is a mn ot wealth. A parent can disinherit any child br 111. I.lvlnjr tvitnciwcsa The hundred tit hcartr. and heahhr looking men, women 'and children, that av. been rescued from beds of naliii sick ness and well nigh death by l'arker's Gin ger Tnnle are the best crldencas in the world of 'its sterling merit and worth. YoiS will find such in almost every community. X Fosey county Justice concluded recent marriage ceremony thUsly : "Them us UiPs court has jlned together, let no man put as under; but' suffer little children to come unto them, so help you God I" 3quare dealings are best in all IraJea and profession. , Important to Traveler. BrrxML Ihbdcshsxts are offered tou br the Iiunt.lnOTOK Routk. It will pay ymi to read their advertisement to be found else where In this issue. David Jacobs, of Slallngton, Pa., claims to be the (irstman wounded in the rebellion, lie was a member of the Allen rifles and was hit in the mouth by a rebel cobblestone while pissing through Baltimore on April IS, 1801. Nothing comes home to a man with so much force as.an unsettled bjltV To ,iavo healthy opinions.. you should treat them, as you do your sleeping moms- air them. Renew Your l.cnc. There aro times In cverv one's life when energy' falls and a niiserable feeling comes over them, mistaken for lazincs.. Danr lurks In these symptoms, as they ariso from iiscaeeu orpins, rarker's Uinger Tonic. iTW restore perfect activity lo tha Stomach. Liivcr ami niuneys, ptirilv the ti ood. nnd renew your lease of health and comfurt. atwote. Palcrson, N. J., merchants have paid about (SO to learn that newspaper adver tising pays the best. They were to have arils in handsome charts that were In be mated in. various deiiots. The swindlers hare disappeared. ine nay ueiore marriage and the bourne. fore death is when ft man thinks least of Ills purse and tnost of his nelghb ir. II SceiiiH lmpikiblo Hint a remedy made of euch commnn, sim ple plants as Hops, Bifchil; Mandrake, Unn. dellon, .Ichniild luake so many. and sucli great direst Hnp'nttteri do'.'but when old and young, rich and or, pastor and doc- or, lawyer, huh enuor, all testily to linvNip iiecli cured tiv thetn.you iriuat believe antl try ihetn yourself, and doubt no longer. Subscribe for the Advucstk only $1 year. ine man wno mnyiiilly points a gun or pistol at you fairly aches In have hi skiill.crackrd with a club a'ml a basket ,uf shnviiigs stulfi-d in his cranium. See that he is not 'dis4jiiointed; Doctor nnil (:IiurrlicH. The doctors of Now York city, hundreds of whom havo personally visited Sneer's Vlncyurds'iliirin" the wine making scukoh, says.his rortGiiiie Wine has proved hi be pure, unadulterated, of a 'fine flavor and tonic properllesi and Is linsutpais -d Tor it." feitiiriilive ,wer, mid they premirilM it it-. Very superior wine. Theprtiicipiili hiirehrs n rv'H- ioik ulol JJ-ooklJ,l ueo it rir-coin- IHUIIUHI. i This wine-la for sale lfynur Prtisilsls' AuJ. Purling mid C.T. tlorli.M. D..I.eliiib luOj OMil Zero i ltapilicr, DrtlggtsU, Weiss' port', Ta, Folitcness is lo a fliaii what beauty Is lo woman. Ilcrvntcs an instntaneous im- prefslcin instils hehillf, while tbe oniosi(e q'ttalitjr e.tercUes ( as quick 8 imjtulice. againsi nun. , . "Show your colors, says a- sytilc "Verv where "but oil yournose." ' A great many young men out-Ill sncietv ouglit to, go to. night school. q- Washington Critic SAV1JD II V Oil,. Jfrs. Susanna Asnius. No.. II l!.irl!r street, Ilalirmnre, Mil.', hall Tor twenty. two vcais beeu a sufferer tnim sores ami inlns in tier limns, btie tnuti many remedies with out any favorable results. Hiippenliii; to hear ol St. .lacob'a Oil, she concluded at last to try it. The result wna wonderful. The sores healed, Ihe pains vanished, and she is ..v.. HbM... There' !j a man In tliia nliiro who is top poor l lake a.newnpaier, ulthough .he cm afford In keep several dnS that aro a nui sanco to the wliole community. Uonjurers astonish an audlenne by lakjnp a roll ol ribbon frnni Iheir mouths, but then it is a roinirion tiling to seen carpenter take a hammer and nails nut nf his cheat. Iti-vulute Ilie crctloiiv. Ir. nut endeavors to preserve' health It is of the utmost Importance thnt'we keep the secretory system tir perfxet" cond itiou The well-known remedy Kidney-Wort, has spo cine notion on the kidneys, liver aud kowvlsrt Use it instead ff dnsinc with vile bitiers or drastic pills. It is purely vegetable, and j prompt nut miirt in nciinn. 11 is prepared in both dry and liquid form mid sold by uruggisu eyery.wnere. naming JMgid It was but natural that Tome of the fsm ily of the old woman who lived in a shoe .... - .- . i - ... . . snouid always nave ueeu uown at mo ueei An editor wrnto a head-line, "A HorriLl. Blunder."' to go over a' railroad accident but it was tho printer's fault that it fi'"t uvcr the account ol a wcddiiig. I have been troubled with Plains in the stomach aud bowels for years, sometimes seriously so. D. K. V. U. lias cured me. recommend it to' all. D. Camlre, Alderman tth Ward, Syracuse, New York. Guaranteed by all druggists. Dr.. Franklin bus said "a healthy young man who antiriiate disease, is a fool "for liis'.paiu.:'.. t A My t Pekin, 111., has given birth in a boy nn every Fourth el July during the last four years, ' Tho London Snortintr Life: in comment' ng nn Ihe late racing season, says: ','iue dwluction U '.hat Americans hsye, proved their .bijity, to breetl race-horses of tbe highest class, and the supremacy of the British thoroughbred in seriously afTrcted.; Ten veara a co while Catherine led. I strained my back and took cold, urination ha been ainiui ever since, until alter con sumiiig three bottles D. R V. O, I am well uiw,iS9 yearn old and feel like a coll. ti. B. BIi-daett.Jii.ker. . . . SyracusP, NewYork. Guaranteed by druggists. There is a young dy juJteqkuk,Jow who la six feet (our inches tail, aud (be J engaged to be married. A widow at the W cat.. Intending lo.suc' cee.1 her husbaud in the management o( a hotel, a'dverllses that "the hotel will be kept by the yidow ol the former landlord, Mr. Brownbo dW la.t.btnm'eroa. new aad Improrsd pun." , O C O HARDWARE Store In Allen town, Where yon ran buy anything usually kept in CASirriticEst Razors, Fine Cutlery & SCISSORS AND RAZORS GROUND AT SHORT NOTICE. guaranteed. AGENTS FOR THE OMfli llesBal OsleIIcmI Flows, (Every flow given on Trial and Warranted.) ar Persons visiting Allentown by Rail will find this the most convenient place to buy, as it is nearest the Railroad Depots. A coll solicited. Respectfully, SIGN OF THE BIG CU1, 600 Hamilton September 2Uh, 1831-yl GHcIelssos Piano Oomp'y AVill make, for the next GO $850 Square Grand Q'PVT T? oj, Maffnlflrciitrojewoo. CASeelcKiintlynnbheit 3STit.?,(ia I.SOctavks, tut. o i J. iik.i j 2 patent cantnnte n grade?, our neW patent, oreretruntr scalf. bcftmlful cnrveil lej;tt and lyre, heavy serpentina iinU lare Inticy monldlnic ruund faip,tn1. J run Krotnr, ( IVIIVII IIIUIIU nkllllli, VIlllll KISIIIMICI B, 111 IUVI tciiu iu intj jjrii;inMi vi hit iiisii uiuuiib imo l-(icn rmcK rott thi !N8TiMnmnoxEn ArtnriKLt vitntn on board cars AT'NKW YOIIK, WITH riNK I'lAM. 1,'nVCR. STOOL AS 11 llooK, llllr This 1'lano will Im sent un test trial, i'lras order fah sent with order will be refunded l inno is nuL jubi na r.prvsunt i-o iu binp iiiToriiB"ioo i. iiiuus.inui in use. r-cntl lor IvSla logue. Lvcry Inslrunicnt lulljr Wairanted fortlve jears. TIT TV t0 180t10 I (with Stool, Cover and Rook). All strictly FmsT.ct.ABi K B A Wf and sold at WiuiLiAi.BFAt!Tiiiiv prices. These H.itiosmudu one ol tin finest displays at the (leiiiuiiiil.ll Gxtiibli Ion. nnd were unanlmourlv re commended for tho Highest Honors. The iireutesl luiprovcment in the history ol Piano maklnic. The new intent- seaU Upright ar the KiNts'r in Amkiiica. Posltttely we make the Ituest Itprluht i'laiins, ot the richest torn nd urcaiest durnhllliy. T ey ure recotninnided liy the hlxhest uiuilcl aulhnrltlrs In the country. I'ver 14.000 In uso. nud M'it hsk iis.- .Tisnun runt-iiASUi. All rinnosnnd Urirant sent on 15 liays' test trial fteight frrt if untalinfactory, Pon't fall to wrlto u before buy hilt. Positively wo otter the iiostnirisalus I rat I'd and Descriptive Piano cataloguo ol M) warranicu ior o yems. JUBILEE ORGANS toned Parlor (Irjran ever offered the musical of Heeds, viz: iMelodla, Ueleeie, lMspnson, Jul Slept as follows, viz : IM hulls, tiflcstc, (a liulcot. Melodla.t-nrie. i;-icsic.one, expression,, i rcuie-uoupier, i tictitna. iitiss.i -oupier. 'Grind Organ, (which throws on.tlie entire power ol Ihe instrument.) Hlglil Knee stop and Swell. Left Kneo Stop and tlriuid Swell. Hcluhti JO In ; Lcin-th, 4; in,; tilth, 24 In.u Weleht, I'oied.- 350 lbs. The case Is of solid walnut, veneered, with choice woods, and Is vt ui entirely new and uriiuilllll tiesncn, eiauuiuieiy-curvco. wuii phiici, iiiume ciorei, lamp sianu, fretwork, &c , all eleirnntly finished. I'ossrsies all th latest and best lmproremnls, with ur at power, depth, brlllitincy and cyinpntlo-tlc qualitt of tone. IPantl ul solo eflecisand perfect stop action. Regular leiall price $25. Uur wheteiale tie caia pifcrto have tl (she dvctd, with stool nnd I k, only 487riis one ojis.in sold sells oihcrs. Pomtivkly no.dkvia- tmin in rmiK. No payment Vi qlilred'ufilll .m-W have liilly tested the organ In ypuruwn home. We send all Ursans nn ll" layi left Mai and pay freight both ways IT Instrument Is not ns represented. Positively, our iriiri cot tain no "llogue'" sets of heeds, or Dummy" toiis. as do n-any other, we make no niHrepreseniauons, no iruaraniee nonrsi ana t.iir dllnii,or nos ile. Culhj tfoi-iaiiferf tor 6 j n rs.r Oilier Btjles $15. 4M, 5T. f5. H; J76. S85, CtC. I1VH1 31 ljn HOLD, AND.KVLItY OllOA 1IA8 OIVKN T11K FULLEST b Al lf AO I'lO.N, Orgttll .Catalogue iriallud Iree. Factory asd WAnKiici ma, QTTT?l.'"l A"lTTQtP ' ortc-thlrd price. Cataloene of 300 cholco pieces sent forSe Oili-jl-iA. Ill U.01 stiini. Tills t'ataloa;uo Includes-most of the pti)tular inusie o' the day and every variety of niutical composltloii, by thediest authors. Address, , ,ENii.i:i.ssHbx.riAXo co r.. TiTP-R nnrl TF,ATTT of A correct History of.his Llfonnd full .Particulars of the Assa.isinatiok of our martyred President, A mot nEMAr.KAni.ic A Q 1?AJ'P WANTED ,1','? ii'mmS and critical rew-Vdof ahbhlh-nian. AUJjn lo " 1 L,1J INU HOOK or hik AOH. r 0() per CCnt. dlSCOlint INKATI Pt'B'. OO., 174 W 4m otilrrl Frro. 41.00. OinOWNATl MILLINEB7 Including Hals, llounetl, Flowers, Ribbons, NEW GOODS HECEIVED "SVEEKLiY. .All work done In tbe latcst style, and mon, durable manner, at the lowest cash prices, .STORK: at the Intersection of HANK STREET and BANKWAY, I.EIIKHlTONi PA, apriiso, ntl-vl. A TRUE A PERFECT STRENGTHENED A SURE REVIVER. IROX E1TII2RS are ltiglily like .1 clfnrm on tho diKcstiva crftans, qr.ii I113 a certain and cuictent T011IO ; especially ltulirjKUan, jjytptpaia, jiucr miftoZ J'ewi, IrVnl cf Appetite, iosj c Slrcnyh, Lath 0 Kntryj, etc, JJnricltcs the blooil. strentrthens tlio rouse cs. and clve3 ntw life to the nerves. They net us Ziufiny Ae Fixxl, Uelchinn, Kent in th' Slomaeh, Jfeartburn, etc. 'X'llO only Iron Preparation tliat will not lackcn tho teeth or give licmlaeltc. Bold by all druggists. Write for tlio ABC Hook, 32 pp. of useful and amusing- reading sent free. BROWN" CIIEMICATi CO., Baltimore, Md. TTER A.--A. THOSI48, Corner KInth and F Streets. Washington, t. U., attends to Pen. slan and Hack Pay. llounty Claims collect ed. Contested Un.d Claims; Mineral and Attrleuliural; attended lo bt fore the lepart inent of the Interior and Supreme I'ourt. Laud Scrip and Additional Homesteads Vur chased and told, April tu-ll-cor. For any ease mind, Illeedlng.Itehlng, fleer. ated or I'rotro ltnf .PILES that HbHino'b I'ii k IIkmkiiv Talis to care. Prepared by J, V. Miller, M. II.. mi Arch street, Pldla., Pa. Sent gtnvi" ullkovt ail lintttuie. Send for elrular. All druggists or general stores hare It or wl I get It for yon 41. Sold In Leblghton by A. J, Hurling, drugicut aug. 13 tm. Should addres EDSON IHIOS., Attorneys at Ijwjiod t'atrnt Solicitors. CIT'Tth Street, Wuhloginn. II. C. for circulars ol Instruc tion , llerorenee and advice sent WKI. We attend eXslnslvely to Patent business. Re issues. Interferences and cases rejected In olber hands a specially, Tra-'e-Marks and Oaveais sulllftfd, Upon reerlptpf model or sketch and description we iilve our pplnkin n Opaipliilonsrs. utablished IMS. 31-sor CD ! CO 73" a first-class Hardware Store it BOTTOM Shears, fully and "8portlng"Ooods at Lower Trices than aver and satisfaction CELEBRATED Street, Allentown, Pa. days only, a Grand Offer of Piano for only $245 ! V IIC'J IllJ JIIVI CUICIU HIIIUII UU III U1IJ WUj uv-vu iitiiirtit $245.00 - i seml reference 11 you do not send money irltt" nid freight charges pait ty us both we II Squares, (ontidn .ur New I'atont .ale. thr I'lum - t;at.no;ue mailed Iree. Handsomo Illhs pages mulled lor Co. et imp Lvory Hutjo fullj jSSI! Our New Style .luhllee Oman In Jtnnntii io iuo--ui(il-. l au " -lyie w iandso-1 est. tas'li-st nnd swertetti public. It cimtnlns t'lVB Uctavi e, Fivk self -uti.ltnss.and Ui lesilna. Abo tul'rn neaul charinloK stop,) Illaparnn, Sib Umt, Icliu, t7tu St., A.n loth Ave. o llox 2038, Kerr York City. July 2,-Cmo. JAMES A. GARFIELD tO igl'ntSMor!K-. Sau,pleJ3ookbyinall, St.', Cik'cikkati, O. IISS'l. S. SNYDER, . llfcgpcctfiilly ainiQunccs to her lrtdy i'riends tbht sho has just received a full line pf the lates.t novelties- in FALL & WINTER Feathers, Kotlonr, and DRESS TRIMMINGS TOIIC recommendej for all 'diseases re- icmovin" aU dyspeptic symptoms, such A DROP IN AT THE Carbon Advocate I OFFICE FOR Chean Printine-1 J'' ' 'JMU '.: 111 .J-ajj EysWVil'!,r'f '" mi - y AGENTS WANTED. THE JOntTSON EEVOLTOTa BOOK CASH. Xlsm iKMxocsn Simvn AnntRASu to Boca or Aar lluout. AN EtTjoANT PUESEIST. , ISVitrjABLETO tatTcrS Clcrfrymon, PhTnlclnne, Xditore, Uatiltcm, Toncheraf Slcrclsoxtts Stiulcnt: And all who read Hooks. CHEAPEST, STRONGEST, BEST. Bend tor deset IptiTO olroular and rrlce list. CORRESPONDENCE SOLICITED, Addross, IJAECElt, J?UA'JTX & CO., fjcliool Parnhliers. and dc&lcra la ererythlnir la th tJook and Btatlonuy Iu.o. 1!) Eoinl St., New York. Bond 25 cents for our Now lUnslrntod Cata logue, -with over S00 lUustratlonaot educational and usolul articles. THE CREAT li UHLIJVGTOJV route. tNo other lino runsThrco Through Pas eengcr Trains Dnlly between Chicago, De Molnrs, Council It luff?, Omaha, Lincoln. BU Joseph, Atchison, Topokn nnd Knnsoj City. Direct connections for all pnlnti In Kansas, Nebraska, Colorado, Vj'omlnt?.Jlontnm, Ne vada, New McxIco.Arlzotia, Idaho.Orcson and California. Tho Shortest. Speediest nnd Most Comforta ble Itouto vin (Iannlbi;! to Fort Scott, Dcpison, Dallas, Houston,' AuMih. San Antonio, Galves ton nnd nil points In Texas. Tho uncounlcd Inducements effcred by tills Lino to Travelers nnd Tourists, nr-i tis follows: Tho celebrated Pullman HO-wliccD l'ut.ico Slceplnff Cars, run only on this Line. C, n. & . Pnlnco Drawlng-Iloom Cars.- with Honnti'a cclinlnfiChalra. No extra charge for,Sila In ltccllnins Chairs. Tho famous C. ft. & 0' Palace Dlnlna-Cars. tiorffoous Pmnltlng Ours Ulted with Ulccant HlKh-rt.icl;cd llaltnn Itc volviiiK chairs for the exclusive uso of tlrit clas pa'sengers. Steel Track nnd Superior Equipment,-combined with tholr GreatThrniiEli Cnr Arramrc . ment. makes jhls, above nllnthors, tho favorite' Routo to tho South, Soutu-Wcst, nud the Far1 West. Try It, and you will And traveling a luxury Instead of o discomfort. .Through Tickets via this Celebrated Line for anlo at all otllces In tho United States and Canada.' All Inforrantlon.nbniit Rates nt Fare, Sleep- . Inir Car Accommodations, Time Tables, Ac, will bo cheerfully giron hv npplS'lns t" J.Q. A. DKAN, Gnn'l F.aslern Ariont, BOU Wiishlnetoii St.. Ui stun. MflRi nnd 817 Bro idway, Now York. JAMES R. WOOD. (ion. I'asa. Act.. Clilcaipi. . tj. T. J. POTTER, jcn. Jlantmcr, Chicago. P.RV.G. CURES .Dyspsia, Jnfligcstion, And all troublas arism; thcreirom, Sick Headache, Du- fiCrl Eatkig, Acidity if she Stomach. Kfldn ey Llrer Aches I Flatulcaey, Livsr and CompUIat, Torpid iConsthuittcn., Files, he Back and Llrabt. It is the best Ulnod' ririfier in the World. C.uJran Pruc-ltti to give per- tcsdjbyallh feet satii. ucuoa er money refunded. Try It. Our. Vital' lxinr;! Tonic' Bitten, Ike best ap. petiier In the World. Call for them. D. R.V.C. Mfg. Co., Prop's, SYRACUSE Uf V. New York Depot, Crliljska, IIS Ma Btrllt. 1 m Mttw"ii w Litw5BrrAT,t;2aPti "talkkWtol'." Stands pre-eminent among the great Trunk IJneaof It. West for being he most direct, quickest, and safest lino connectlna the great Jlitropol's. CHICAGO, and tha Eastxbh, NoaTn-UiSTiBN, SovTiiaatc and 8otmi- ' T. .' - . . . nhl.h t.rmln.l. than. nl'S ITlV.lk JUIM - uniu ,y, ui, w -w-.w, " - " ClTT, LXAT EN 1VORTII, AlClllSOX. COUSCIL Bt-VTrS ud Ouni, the coMMiocitL. czxraas from which, raalste EVERY LINE OF ROAD mm that penetrates the Continent from the Missouri RIYsr to the radnc'Slope. The CUcaao, Roclc Islana"& Facie. Eailwaj - Is the only line from Chicago mraleg Iraefc Intn KsMaav namn.l Kn VBIWtl'Iltl IT eiUUfll NOMOtVO eoDascTiojisI, Ao An-WJInff it iU-waliNtd or eleisa cor, os tttri pauengtr Cs ewnlf-s lnrnnr. titan nn tntuaud coac, opoo -fatl Xxftta, Bat Cias of narlvsled masnincence, rpLLHiKi Sstscs Bi-aarixo Cabs, and t ur on -orm uBioua iKiao Cam; npon wi.Ieii rnisK are sene.1 of sn. surpaied cicd-eaie. st the low i.to of SicyTI-rivB CaaTS sacii, wild ample time for beallhfnl enlpj ment. Tliroueh (:- between Chlcsgo. I'eoria, MtlwaokM and 1 saiarl Kivtr pol ts; and tkae conuecaocs at an tMtnts of InwrsecUon with oiher roads. We ticket f do not torgit tktn directly to erery nlseo of linpomnce ln,Kanv Nebrnaka, Block IllUs, WyomUw,. Uth. Idaho. Kovda, .California. Oregoo. .wtiliuigtun Territory, Colorado, prison and Jew Mellon.- 1 a iiiwMKAmitt'miBli re.Ttu-dunr bsffsraae a aav. other has. and rates of fan ajw-js as low aseouiptu tors, who tarnish hot a time of the com fort. AfOKB BOO UtVlblQ UI Knirillivil if cn. ...... TVlrttA- nun and f(era at all Drindpal ticket omen ta the United btatea and Canada. R. R. CABLE, E. ST. JOHN, ' Ota. nt. an rAAi-r A Oakns. :.z-.i..z x iiriwn- a .rtfui-ia a n.- THood-and will copiplctrly r.iaiuju thocntlrcsvslcm In t'ovo mi's. Who will take I pill "r,ehnlrh',fT niaylioin.tpredne "' 1 hr i' I' ' bdlioi-ilblo. Pontli. i.- 'I' 'II'"' , .v. (onti-ti.v .t co JioAuvii fortntrl J'QMfiof, , , MEKTGtV.'Af.TrJ .TO v.' - I'as'ffii1?. .-. .pmlinitcs. U j. U in j nay T-yl mm mm p.: IE OH ft K 5 II K U