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dill tL.lKtUle. ilodvejahcliig .lastly done Col
action proaiptlT made. Settling Kstatescf l.
fd.nts a special ly. Mftv ba rdnaultpd In iCngllab
o'dOarman. Hcv.lS
Physicians and bentists.
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May ba consulted Id either the KtiRllsH or
(Jerinan Language. Jul W-Vi
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n. W. A. COUTIUOIlT,
SURGEON DENTlSTj
Tenders his professional services to tlite to
hle of Mauch Chunk, LehightDilj Weissport,
Paekerton and vicinity
OFFICE: Opposite the Broadway House,
fritO'ADflTAY, MAUCII CHUNK, Pa.
Freah' Laughing Gas always on hahd1. All
work guaranteed salisfacbiry. aug2-yl
A. IfKIUI AMIMt, M I).,
PHYSICIAN ANUSt'KUtMN
Special attention paid to Chronlr llisenstt.
Office: South Kaat comer Iron ant -i.d st.. t.e
hfzhlnn.Pa. Aprl 3. IF.75
isr.
n. Uhltr.it; M. II.
V. S Kxatrtlnliig stirRifiii.
FnA OTfCINO.niY&IOIAN and SU c oi:or.
OF.FICS; Bani fitted. I tinea's ULOCK, Le.Hnh.
ton. I'a.
MAy be bonsmica In tba Germ n Language.
rpiroaiis kdim:ri:r,
JL CONVEY A Nl.'KIt,
AMI)
QKNERAL INSURANCE AGENT
Tht fallowing Cnraptnlea aro rttpresnlid'
Lhiian jib rWALFimc,
huaiuno MirruAi. yiitE,
Womimj piitn .
porrvix.r.K Fine.
Li:ill(lli FIIlK.nndtnf.HltV
F.r.nn-. ai:oidi:nt insujianch.
.Also Pannsrlvinli and Uu'tpl llo-s Thirl
Detee'lvcanri In-uraii'-e Company.
Mnrcn II. I37T trips. K' MKTtlirt
jgEUNVUI) IMlIiLlP.N,
Oochtv Boildiko, MAUUII CHUNK. Pa.
Five Insuntnou Agent.
3- POLIiJIF.'S in SA FH Odmpunles only,
it Reasonable Kates Aug. 23-yl
jJ.lVIS EltSJIJIM'S
Livery & Sale Stables
jTAST THOT flNO IIORSE3,
ELEGANT CARRIAGES.
And positively i.oV;u pitniKp. than nnv
other Livery In tho Cd.ir.tt,
Large and hiudtnuio' ofrllacres for ff.iner.l
(trooseaaod WoudlnaS: DAVIU UBUKJVP
Not. SS. ISTJ
UAUDENUUM1
a- i.i.iuii; uiimuumu- a) I 'P IIIO IIUIUIO IIIHI 110
hit nnuriiJ a M f T T IVhlv' en, na .. ,
..... v t f Jlv I O I it Hlil'j in
oonnfctlon with his hotel, and Ii prepare, to
furnish Tenia for
Funerals. "Weddings or Business Trips,
shortest notice and most liberal if rmJ. All
ordera lert at the 'IJarb.m Hnuse" will rccelvo
prompt attention Stable on North Street,
next tho hatelj Lehlnhtod. JanS2.jI
,.. ST VOUT11 AND MII)DIK-.OI'0.
t -o ionor'-n in suiiii air
feml auiup Knd von ii -el ad. M
iro(. J.v. y A .. OKdauaotifa fj'y ) ti rn
.2 .71'. V4?roi,sw aqt ea
RUPTURE-,-;
Th
r.iAi, mn s
rrcatest Invontl'.n i'l thti-n' f,-nur nun.
tlllat. em iree Trol. J. y. EUAN Often"
burr. X.Y. 1 U 17 I
A Great Canso of Human Misery.
Is the Loss of
Itf-NT, AND runiCAl cur of Semi lal
Wealsoe.nr -'porriit.iU5a lii liieHHir Half
Abue, Inwiliinmry Eon .hij, Iinpolcucv
rteivorii Dan llty aid Imncrti eftla t jilor.
Kcnerailvt Oinanu .tlm l.p lnii nn.l
KltaiMeiiin aul rh .leal Inouacitv &a
thoi of lite ' Green lli n," o
Tbe world rcnnwnwl anlli-r. In Ih' artmlr
able lioture. c.rarir o In.iu huoitiiii.
perieiicntait the nwlnl oons'-qiie nfaeli
AOat'i ma be xr-wtni v iuiumto.i win out
UlnKeroyaaurBlcali'ppiailois, imajto,iiiei u
rneuie. rlnea, or i-o rtiala i uoi linir mt a inone
of euro al ome certain mc effeetna . nv whloi
eor? aufferar n matter wnat I la eoudltlou
may 0e. may cure olmae I cheaply DTivaielr
ana radio 'llr.
.SnT!'i.,.t'ctur'!.'wlllPr0T0 boon toth .n
aanda ami thousand.
Rant riader pal. itf n p'nlii enveloie. to anr
aoareai, on receipt of cenin or two noaf.
axy ftaaipa. Wll IHVI3 AL O A SUItK
cork Foit tape wouu Ada eaa
The CultPriTcll Mrdlcnl Co,
v n n. A5,w St.. New York. N, Y.
P. O. Hoc 4588 Jan. . ISSl V
MONEYS
nun finiiiMnaii....
efeYbVToTe-irorTfoTa"
' " mur aex can
wwjfc i nirir nwu lowrj', i tber
are willing to uuU, No Il-k. n uutm frrit
Anrone om niu tbo bnaini-aa Cap'ia. not ie.
amrcl. Ailwaoui:ageriprr oimaf in.
Particular. Ires, nldre.e, II. UAi Llil r &
CO.. Port. ano, Maine Joly iij
PI31PLES
I will mall I free) the rifciior a alia le
VaniTlULE I31LH that Vil. f n,n. v.v
FKciUKL is. I'IMPLiM and BulTCMta. eiv.
Ina tbnakln sort, rlear and biaj.truli alin
akructiona for prodaciua a uiurimit fcrowth of
hairoa t.ald beat r a-u otli ta p. Aridiea.
loelo'lna;)' aUiuo. llts, ViKDrL?& On.. No.
Bioklunu Hi.. N. Y J liMml
ERRORS OF YOUTH.
A (Iptitlaman whi ajfT-rwl for var fro'n
Nrrroua DU11I I.ITY Pitt M A PUttE OEOA Y
and al iheeSec.auf vouthtal nriM.o e loii.wlli
for the a .e of auffarlaa bumanltr a.'iid free to
all who need H.tne rrclno and direc'tma lor
ioakla tli aliaplp remedy b wbien Ii. waa
en ed. 8 'ffervra wt hmg to profit by the ad
Tertisar'a eiinence can do ao uv ad ra.jins
Inp'rriTtiouDdenca. JOHN B OODEN
an Hi 4) Cedar etteat, N V
MANIC strtBKT.LKIlKJlITOM, I
J. w
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...ta.
H. V. Morthimer, Proprietor.
VOL. IX., No 39.
Railroad Guide.
JIIILA, A IllfiADINO IlAll.KOAI).
Arratigpinetit of 1'niscngpr Trains.
MAY 2TII. ISSl.
Trains Icttvo AM.EhTC-VYN as follows i
(VIA FnKI01IEN BAU.UOAU),
Tor rbtlodslphla.at:l ,s,45, 11.(0. a.m.. and
M.iu p. in.
UNDAYO.
For Philadelphia al i.iOa, ni..XM cm.
.VIA EA61 l t.NXa. BUAKCH.)
For ltd d!tiK m n ii'iirinboiv, e.uo, 9.00 6 tn,i
12.11, n: d D ts p. Ul
For Lancaaiei and Culnmliia, 6.t0t 9.1 a.m. and
4.3Up u
tTNDAYS
For ttr-adintr and way point. 4.30 p. to.
frarKeadin. llarrlabuig. and wtt. ponts.SOS
"' IVIA nilllUHKM.)
ForPhlladelolda fion. 1, V Depot "4.44 O.ii:
9.i4,n. tn ,lt 0 6.r.3,S.V4 p. m. Runuay 4 0 p.m.
For riiliatieli lua liuni L & a Depot tiiA.
3.2-1 6n6 p. in.
Tralui- Full A LLR TOWN leave aa follows!
(VIA rKllKlOUIM 11A1LIIOAD.I
Leave Phtladelpblii. 7.4U a. iu. ana 1.09, '1.00
..11C&1) u. in.
HTJNDAYi.
Leave Phllaoelphla, 8.0 a. tn., 3 1C and '4.20
p. m.
(VIA EAST fEXNA CtlANCH I
Leave neuinii,7 ic lc.Sun un,2.ii 8.5'nrt0.i',
p. in.
LeaVo Han labiiru S..0 Sltandl'.Co a.m., 1.43
ami I.UDp. m.
Leave I.ancaaler S.ooa. re US and S.S p. ra.
LeuvL'o!niHbla a, it .10 and 3.40 p. m
SUNDAYS.
Leave Iteadlna 7.S0 1 1 ii p.tr a. xn.
Leave Hull l.l nu.s.io a.m.
(Via iiktiilkueu.1
1 e.lve obllndelniln 114,. jitl. 9.4. :,tn. 4.is
. -a.uutj. in. etui,uav a a a. int. -y-1 v. m I
Tralnaiuttikr' thut. lun toand from depot
pili and (I lee rirrets. l'liilade.phla ntner
rain-ma trim Dromi rtreel depot, riaina
ViBl.iIrl nn" inn to a n tiotii Berks at, I
Lep. t. except tbo.f ninrkod ()
'1 ne "4.1 aniii..4.lH,tii tinliia from Allontoo-n 1
i ml the -1.3 aid i.!5p. in. triiln from I'ltiln.
rit'lpmn baetbiouicliiaraliiandlroui I'hilft-,
lelpn.a.
J. K. WOOT1 EN
Oet.erdi iranaqer.
C. O TIANCOCK, Cn'f Fait. & Ticket Autnt.
l-ly-s- DIRECTIONS.
TPt-rahlaM ire..- :atarrh.
.w ncA 1 ufAU" y Fever coid
aer, n panicle
the Halra Into
lionnstrlffitiraw
"IroitK breathe
Hirnuutitncnosp.
II will bf absorb,
-il, cleanslne; and
litnllnic thti tll.4.
mtetl membrane.
IrorDeate,
Apply i
ta (loin 1 iu (hit inr.
ki,v fit i:a ii iivi.i
H WINd sralnetl an enviable local repnti
Ion, displacing all "thrr preparaibms In tin
VlcitlllV ol (lis. ovi rv Is. t.n Hit mot I. iLl.tnt.
rei'nuniiC'1 aa a uuntirul ri'int-ily wherever
n.iumi ittir iritii will ittnvinn inp tnt..l
fkvit Italttflnoiiratlve towrrs. It effectual.
I.v cleiinsia he n .a.il passages or I'ni.iirhii
vl'us. causing hfnliby a. cr lions, allajsln.
fl.Miiinatlttii and lirltailnn. prnlecta llu-imm-btanal
t nlnu- of tin- head Irom atl.lllloital
colds, loinplt toly hcala Iho orc8 and reslnrea
Ihi-at-nspitriasie it ml a ell Htot-tlelal re
sults arc tialnel by n fow anplltnlom
thnrnugl. trenttin nt siaitlrreinl will i-uroi'a.
larrh tf a huusebitlil rpmptly forcoltl In the
htad It Is ui.t qti iluil. -h liulm Is easy I"
and aureiiiblo Fold bv .Irugftlsla at i
cents n recolpi ol Ucenta will in.illa pack,
am-. Send f..n lirunir with lull Information.
hl.Y'S I'llEAM U1L1I I'll., nwrgti. N. Y
Fitii8LKDV A.J. Din ling. Lohlghton. Fa.
and by , bnlcrale Urujglsta generally.
O.m, :i,"fl ly
SWA tt'Si
PORT GRAPE WIN
Uaid Pi ibepiinciiaiCliniC'e. for'Vinnti
i Ion pnriMe.
EXCELLENT FOR LADIES AN )
WEAKLV PERSONS AND
THE AGED.
S fB IS 15 ffi'S
Speer's Port Grape .Vin
FOITH YCAIl SOLD.
mhia CeiBbroted Native wine la roatle fron
1 thejulcfiol thf Unorto Uritn" r.iiswl iu tri
Coiinuv. IialnvaUabe
Tunic hnd htie nuthfiilng Prnpi'rtleii
ar nnatiroasatd br anr ntltrr N'at'v" Wlno. I
HBthopiir. (ii6e nl t e Orap . niodno d n -nr
. Mr nnret'a own iCrmnnl npenlaon.i
li iilty nd aenulnetie a re KUiuiiulceil. ri.
vnutie.! bin d niav patuikoof Ha ei e u
qnallilc,iint he woa.e.'t liivu Id no t lo it
aut ge. It ta parti -niai iv Inntflclal to th
er i ud eph I tnti'n ant an tej in hovailon
ai.ninia Ih t fftfi the we-ikcf sex. Ii li
ver rcapect A WINK TO" Mi; Itl.MKU ON.
KPEl'.ll'S
Thoi'. J.slIKrtty , W.io of -npprin,
(jiaiiicter iltdpart tea n! Iho g- feu cm . Ill,'
of i.a "rttpn r n, whto , (I i uTnio For I'oi .
v. Hkhnea. favor and Medical Pibpoifea. it
wl l bo touud uui'ico ird.
tilMiKIt'S
Thta nfiANDV ataid. nnilvul n in tn
uniitr-. b uf..r auin'inr fo n id.clnal i n
poie-.,
ITU A PUUI5 ii.illail fr m iha ar
anilcouiMi n v.i ilf la n e.lic'lmi prnpeitio
I ha.BdHicu-pfliVor aim nr tnthtlifi
nir.eA fiiMii nrl.to , m. iiIfh d uud laiu urn
tariiraiiioficfl aul aLuualu.
Pe6 ihnllnttaig nlnipor ,M FI'ITD l Ei 1
la ajic, V, J u ever theo tinoi each bolite
MH.I) HV IKlK;JIsTS.
ovA J. Doflng.C. T. Horn, Lihia
tin ,iu, u W Lout of Veia.port.
Dec. 23-yl
FARMERS, LOOK to Your INTERESTS
ANU POnoiIASE
cultural Implements,
The I3et In the Market, at
J. ' , GAREL'Ss
Also, tin hand, and for Sale Id Lots to Bull
I'urchnaera CHKAl' FOU OASU,
10,000 feet Georgia Yellow
Pine Flooring,
White Pine Boards and Floor
ing, lath, &c.
AT HS J5nrjiv'AHB STOttE.
April 8-ms .Emc-HioN Pa.
Mm
MOS. LYBIA E. PINKHAM.
OF LYNf MASS.
oiscovEnrn or
LYDIA E. PlNKHAfyj'S
VEGETABLD C0IfPOUND.
The Po-Jtlva Cnro
For all Female Complainto,
Thla preparation, as Its name eljnlnes, coaaista of
TeretaWa Proportlaa that ero Unnlo j to the titxt dol
Icatelnvalld. Upon eaa trial thoruerlta of thla Com
ponadwlllberoeojnlaod.aarellef la Immediate and
whoa Ita uao la continued, In nlnety-nlaa eases In a hun.
drod, apermaiientcaralseCKtadjiaUiotuanda will tes
tify. On account of tu proYon moritJ, it 15 to-day f
commanded and prescribed by the bast physicians la
uii country.
It will cure entirely the worst form ef falling
ef the sterna, Lcucorrheea, Irrocnlar and painful
lleastroatlon, all Ovarian Troubles, lnuammatloa and
liloeniUon, Floodlncs, all Dlsplaccmeata and the eon
aequeat spinal wcaknesa, and Is especially adapted to
the Change of Ufa. I twill dissolve and expel tumors
from the atcrustnan early staje of development. Tha
tendency to cancerous humora there la chocked very
Spoedlly by ita use.
la fact It ha. hmtn! v . v .
est and best remedy that has ertr been dlscovjr
ntw"KvriT
stroysallcravingforstlmahuita,andra.'UveaweainBaa
eftieatomMh
General Debility, Bleeplesincca. Dcrrouion aid Ji.1.
"rr..r"'. "T"' j oui i-rer.t!A,
gestlon. That feeling of bearing down, causing pain,
weljht and backache. Is sdwara permanently cured ly
ita use. Itwlllatalltlmcs.andcnderall elrccnu.Ua.
ces, act la hamony with the law that governs the
female system.
For KldncyComplalnUof either aex thla eempomnd
is unaurpaaaoo.
Lvrlia F. PinKrtam'e Vo,M r J
I.preparedatl3andtMt7ecm Arenue. L.ii.-
iTicevi.w. 5j DotUcarorfAM.
Eont bv mail In t:
form of pills, .Lmi In tho form of Lozenges, on receipt
oi pnet, i.ra, per dot, jor amor. Mrs. rcriaiAa
freely answers all letters of inquiry. Bend for pam
phlet. Address as abors UltnUm thts paptr.
So family should ba without LYDIA E. riXKIXAM'
UVZItrXLIA They cnro Constipation, EUlouanesa,
andTorpldlty of the Llrrr. M tents per Lot.
JO ,n JUN. i c LLtiWA &:i).,Oen.
etnl .igcni.a. riilla , Fa. Sold bv A. J Dur
llnn, i lilahton. Tit, aua, 13-7
Robinson
Wagon. Co.
r.lr.nufacturors of
Buggies to Phaetons.
Bend for designs and prices to
HOBINSOIT "V7AGOIT CO.,
CINCINNATI, O.
THE HORSE & WAGON.
trtojffiSjl A NEW BOOK
on mo norso.
Ilia histon. .tructute. nea
and treatment. AI.e glin; a Ic- f the most
Important and Effective Eemodloj
for the cure of the diseases of the horse.
VST Valuable to every owner and lover of iJw
horse.
Published ly tho t0:r.;:!ll WAGCl, C: C!::lr..
ttti, 0., and sent, postage paid, to any aiMreaa t i
receipt of three s-crNTr,7.:irs
4C. iiM-s noon U. U1U
Three sheets, 10xClt heavy plate paper, contain
ing derations, phns and detail f r the ahove houw!
ftlioboolc ol 10 pajr- rhicpccirications, itciniird
rttimate stvnd form of contract invaluable t9 every
carpenter or pirty propoMnghuUdiu, as a guide in
making bids or drawing contracts.
Price $3.00. Cent I y mail, postpaid, on receipt of
price.
n. n. WALTON,
330 W. Ninth St., Cinolnnati, O.
No Patf nt No Pay.
PATENTS
obtained for Inventors In the 1'nltei! States,
Uanatlaand Kurope. at rudiieedrntes. With
our principal ulrlce loented In Washington,
directly opposite the United States Patint
Office; we are ahl to attend to all patent
business with greater prninptnes and de
siatoh and ai less c si than Other patent at.
tornoys who are at a illstnnre Irom Wash.
Ingion, and who have, therefore, to employ
"asutchtealtornnjis " We make preliminary
eiamlnalltina and rurnlsh opinions as to fa
tentahllliy, free of charge, ami all wlm are
Interesied in nw Inventions and patents are
Invited tn send for a copy ol i.ur "tlnlde for
obtaining' Patents," whlrh Is sint rne to
any aldress. and contains coin lete Instruc
tions how to obtain pateuia and other valua
ble matier. Wa rer-r to the Oerman-Amer.
lean Nailonal HanU, Waehlt gtnn, 1). O. j the
Hoyal Swetllsh, Norwegian and Hat Ish L-ga.
tlons, at Wahlngtoo; 1ofJ. Jos. Casey, late
Uhlel .lititloe U. S, Court of Ulalins; to the
Officials or the U. 8 Patent Office, and to
'Senator; and Members of Congress from
etevy Stale,
Address: LOI'18 moOES ft OO., So
licitors of Talents and Attorneys at Law, Le.
Droit Building, Wasbinotoh, I). O.
ill I n
rl 1" I I when a cnldrn chinre is off, red.
" " , tneieav aiwarslteepi g poverty
from vi ur door. 1'hoau who alwaya take au
vantajsp i f the chanors lor maklne muney that
areoffoied reuerally become wealthy, white
ibOHp who do not Improve such o'. anre remain
tu pov rtv. We want mauv men women, ttova
ml Klrla to work for u titht iu tht it own le.
rai tit a. 1 he bu lutss vitl pav it ore ta n ten
timea trllii ivag. Watuini.h au pxpen
a vu uiuni ami a I thai von i,ed, tre . N one
wltu ontiagis f niu oma, emone i err rnma i.
Aoucau i.?-oto vour whoie t.me tnile w-ik,
or my your .par uini.euta. 'u,l n forma. Ion
audal Ib'ii i.needtd aeut f ree. Add eaa
a'll .ON dt t O., l'6itlaua Maine.
Oct. 2, lw-it.
QARBON HOUSE,
J. W. IlATJnENIIU.su, PROPRIETOH,
Hank St., Lxriohtosi, Pa.
The (Uhbon Hncea offpra first-class aeenm.
motlallniis to the Traveilmr publR llourdlug
bv the liay or eek on Ueasouahlo Terms.
wnoiao uigars, wines ami i.muors alwa
bantl. tiootl Shnlt and Staklea. ill h a'
y-on
tten-
t. W h a
live iiosiiera, attaoneu
April 10-yl
rjf-OMNTON nUETNEV.fathlonabla
11(OT So Mak, Jlank St.,
Lenlgbtoa Al. work warraated.
INDEPENDENT--"
LEHIGHTON, CAHBON COUNTY, PA., SATURDAY, AUGUST 20, 1881.
if I were a railroad brakeman,
I'd holler the stations so plain
That the man who waa going to Teiaf,
Would go clear through to Maine.
I'd open the door of the luniklng-oar
And give such a mighty roar.
That the pariengers back In the sleeper
Would all fall nnt on the floor,
Tor I conltln't afford a tenor voloe,
And I couldn't afford to speak
In the sweet, soft tones or the ,llan harp
For eleven dollars a week.
If I were a baggage matter
I'd rattle the trunkt'aboot
I'd stand them up In the corner
And IM tear their bowels out.
I would pull the handles out by Iho roots,
I would hick their corners In,
And strew their etumnirt all round the car,
And make them lank and thin.
Fur I couldn't afford to wear kid gloves
Nor put son pads on my feet,
Nor to handle things gently,when all my pay
Jnst kept me In bread and meat.
If I were a railroad Conductor,
As thronah the train I'd go,
I'd have for every question they asked
This answer all read): "Don't know."
Td mist connections for tots of men,
I'd run lone passengers past;
I'd tell them 'iwat eight when I knew 'twas
ten
And I d swear their watches were fast,
Fur I couldn't afford to be civil,
When I knew eve y man In the load
Would luuk at my Watch and ring, add Say,
'lie ilolu them things from the road."
Burlington lUuXtye.
" Hiien in a Scarlet Prison. "
A STOBY FBOM TOE OHI1MAN.
' e Baronces Rukaviim-Ellz was the
m-st splendid aiul daahiriR personaRe in
.r Vulley. Hrr castle! hear Smiiiyii
was the fiDest HpooimeU of a great rtsi-
. , . ,,, .. ,. .
and shd. a Rtmruanlan by binh uud n
Hungarian liy marriage, seemi'd to unite
nil thtt lirillmut olmrnctetiitii'S of bulb
tliexe jilcturesqiie races.
She was n widow to heniu with, nnd
siuco the unimnl nun has s cculatid up.
"u ,UB es me HnKel woman, IUb
widow has been prunonucpd the mist
iiiniatilo variety of the species. She was
very beautiful, tall, lilim-eyed, black
haired, piquAiit, red nuil white, with the
most scoriiliil Utile mouth and the most
delicatn pn fib-; her baud and fnot were
models, nltbongh the latter was fri-tinem-ly
stamped when eho was not ple ised
She was in the third nnd iaHt pi ice, uh
the preachers say very rich, and had
tallen heires. to two collection? rf jowiN
which were almost labnlotp.lv valu ible.
A brilliant creature, th nirouts-i. She
owned village and viueyurds, and m ido
u large income every year from her sale
of ltustir n grand wiue of a pal't gulden
hue. whioh had as fill I and peouliur a
flavor as she had herself, Tho B trout
sent her wino to Vinna, wlieru it wn
ctmHidered Hlmust iqnul toT.ikay. Of
cnursp, she hud huittir.i, the bwtutilul.
sliarp Baroiios Tliey came from Trim
sylvmi'i and ItnKiia, from Ittnmanin aud
all Hnngary. from Austria and from th
German Piiuciimlilles ; aud lor Up un
lucky wretohes about Pus Pnki and th
Bohar Btttl'inpnt, and the c mntry gen
tlrmen of Erdioszegh, they knelt aud
worshipped in vain as she dashed p.ist
thimonher fleet thorongbbml, for she
was a DIi.ua as a liuutre- s and the Queen
of tho Am.izms also. Her black horso
Tttunyer wai siid to emit fire from his
nostrils when bo stopped to breathe.
Tail grand l.idy was afraid of nobody,
loved nobody, bad no friends, save tht
nuns at the foot of Iho II z Gebirge and
one old priist who s-emed to be deeplj
in her confidence. Every year she m.ifla
a grand visit somuwhero Vicuna, Tirin,
Home, lnd.!U or Si. Peteroburg. She
spent mouey like water, made everybody
talk, wonder aud admin, aud whero her
splendid jewels were the envy of all the
Court ladies.
Ves, she was afraid of one miu, and
that was hr steward, Neusieoleri he who
for years had managed her vast estates,
her vineyarda and her wheatfleld, hel
fields at d UshtrieK,
Nt usiedlrr wa n oronchlng.croHs.eyed,
mean looking German Jew, mirried to a
bold, black oyed, large-uosid wnm in,
who w.n twice Mieize, and who lived
in thu vill iro, nearthe cistlp, and who
spent her time envying aud hating the
Baroness, lladime TaKtmr, thi Freuch
o impatiii'rij and Matilde, the Frencli
maidjwho never left the Birones', thought
that HtiisiedKr nnd bia wile bad tbetvil
eye and that they wi.uld im day wilt
the BiroueHH. But Hukavlna-Etiz lnngh
ed at thi fear, aud kept tHi h.r way ex
nllnut. Still when the yearly pay day
came rouud, nnd she had to look over
the accounts with Meusiedler, she did
show what she had never shown before
(ear.
Among her jewels was a splendid r p
of piurl-tolored pen i In, the raftst thing
lathe whole wili. nenhir black nor
white, but pearl color, with three great
emtri 1 1 ptnd.iutH, each as lare as a
email pi pf. The Emperor always notic
ed t hi jewtl with a smile and n com
plimeht when the Bironers ltukaviua
Eliz weut to u oourt ball at Vienna. lie
told ber that the Empress had nothing
half as handsome, undit ta to be feared
that the Emperor spoke oho of tbe firm
white neck on which the necklets rested,
forltukavioa Eltz was apt to blush and
look magnificently well ut such moments.
Then she had great chains of eapbircsf
as blue us ber eyes and some big rubies
which the llarou had given btr (the old
Huron, twice her iijvu uge, who went
down into itoi.maitia for bir wbeu she
wus IS, and she had diamonds, ofcouise
tvery rich lady has diamonds uud a
grand box full nf rr. gravid amylhittts
and anliq'ieg.nn, KOhfa that Cardinal
Autonelli gave her in Kuril, for be, too,
had iidmirrd tbe wild INrOiitfU.
Indeed, if the li Irom Si Rukavina-Eltz
had ever written Ler ruenioiiB', what a
sfor y s!ie could havo told 1 Bat the end
of every wnmarj's blsir.ry is that rho
finally Tails lu love, and fcuch was the be-
ginning of tin end of tbe story o' Ru.
kavina-Eltr. She went to England one
summer, and there wan a young Lord
Live and Let Live."
Ronald Somerset, or a Lord George Le-
tenson Montague, or a young Lord
Howard PUntagenet (they mix them up
so, these Engliah words, they are not
half so individual aa our Hungarian
names), who oould rida better than she
could. This was a dreadful blow to the
BitroiitBfl and she wished herself dead,
But when at dinner the Hoftvoiced
handsome, tall young Englishmen, Sir
Jjyeter Howard Lyster (that was bi:
name after nil) knt next to ber and talked
so well and wns so complimentary to her
seat, cross country, aud noticed thepratl
colofedpeatls, and tho emeralds, with
his llpa, and the ueck underneath with
his eyt s, Rukaviua-Eltz forgave him
uu uegan 10 laiK oi ner Homo neir
Sonilyo, and it ended In a htrge-Engllsl
party coming to the Er Valley, under
tbo shadow of theEr Mellek, for a long
summer viiit. And how they raved
about everything the wlnei the hois-R,
tho scenery, the wll I Btrbtrio splendor
oltho B.ironiss' house-keeping, aud how
Ihey all hated Ncri-iedler and his hla,
blick-browed wife, who wcrd invittd up
to tne bills,
There wai an Engliab lady, one with
very long teeth, and very long nos?, and
very high ey-brows, aud thy cnlleddier
Lady Ltiuini. She was Very grand and
lofty, nnd Madame Pasteur heard her
say one day:
Do you know, dear Bironrst. I think
yon nre so very c.irele don't yon
know? about those bcuutitul jewels of
yours do you know 7 '
'But who could steal them?" said the
Baronts. laughing. "There are none
like tbem in all Hungary,' mid no out!
would dare to wear tbtmT "they are ho
rure."
"Ah I but some of these wild people i.f
your? I they might S'willirw jour emer
alds, thoso Horee cri nU, tbo Uouuiai.l
ai.sj anvl then you keep thetu in such
open clo-iets .mil boxts.'' Madame Pas
teur nodded her meek head, too. bbe
had trembled fur the jwls alwaym
But tbo Baroness and S r Lyster began
to thluk of other tilings jhan jfw.ls ;
tlierp were m'tonliglit riibs mid walks,
and Uierti were long talk's aud many r v
eries. ' Lady Louisa w'etit h. niH, they all
went, but Sir Ljsitr caints back.
Aud then, one evening, M.idamn Pas
teur sid alterwurds, that she Brtw IT. us
iedbr conle In and bully tho Baroness,
and she heard him hiss out the words
"Remember, If jou murrvjou loseull.
Iletiitmlier the Bantu's will 1"
And IlukaviiiniEltz. tnrnet p il and
said, "Bnlly, traitor, fiend," b tweeu her
shut tueib. She went i.ffin Paris lor one
nf her long visits, iiudNeiisiodbr-qnetz-ed
tbe tenants uud nucto every nuo miser
able. The callo was shut up and black
Tetcnyef grew thin iu'.hls stable.
When she came bu k she looked older
and mure sedate. Sho went often to so-
the nuns at the loot of Itiz Gebirgn. Site
saw t!,o"priet ulso very olteiiiattd Mail-
atue Pasteur thought rho was growing
devote. But she dret-bed in her usual
dashing colors (for she was avtryRou-
mmhu at heart), and she wore one of
thoso ncarlet quilled petlio-ats that tbe
English ladies woie so much ; aud very
pretty It 1 .oked, with ber dark habit and
her dark dnsses looped up over it. This,
with a scarlet feather in her bat, 1. oked
aa if tbo BaronekB was thinking of Eng.
laud.
It was a miserable day, lhat( whsn
Madam Push urnudMatiMecamescream
ing down the long corriib r.
"The jewels are gone 1 gone I gone 1"
The Birouess bad the great bell of the
oslla mug, and Neiisitdler was sent fur
at once. Sho was very pale, for she loved
those pearls and emeralds.
Neuaiedler was composed, every look
was made to sai, "1 told you so ;" he
naa always warned her about the jewels.
"What can be done? ' asked the Bar
oness. "Search, whip. Imprison all who nt.
Umpt to leuve the province," said Ntus
iedter, oalmly,
"Eioept women I w ill have no wom.'ii
whipped," said the Baroness.
"I uiu glad to boar that," Bilii Ntuiied-
ier, laugmug ma majioiuus lai.gh. "tnr
Maiiamt Neusitdltr goes to Yieuua to
morrow." 'Ah 1" slid tho llaromss, ''you know
I oould not Wean; at any f ttu, that Mad-
uiue ituledler should be diainrbed ;
send Ler in my little carriage witlrtbe
three pouits to Erjlosgeh.'
"Your Exoillcucy is very condescend
ing," batd Ncusictller, bowing to the
ground.
The local police sought everywhere for
tbe lost jewels, but uo traces of them
oould be tuuml. The Daroueas bat iu a
ai.rt of stupor aud gazed out of the wiu
dow, "I will go to Eugland," kaldhhe haaillj
one day, "Htusudler some inouey,nud
urrunge for me to bj gone three mouths."
"It is Well, m idauie,"aaitl the steward
It was a very rouudabnut route that the
Burouess took for Eugl.iud. When Mi
tilda aud Mudarrio P.ifeleur reached tbe
station at Erdicsegh they we astonished
to see the Baroness dash into the ticket
office and buy tickets for Vienna, and
wbeu they arrivtd.all of Ihem, at her fiue
hotel at Vienna, who should step out to
meet tbem but Sir Lystcr Howard Lys
ter. Nothing but the well.known e coentrtc
lly of the B irouess apol 'gized lo Mud
amHp".s'eur fur what lull med. Sue c m
uir nl-(l two dre-sVa to b mutle, aud thai
Mudamo I'aSteur bbnutd go with her to a
Jewish masked ball at ihe Opera Uuuat
lu Vienna.
"Sir Lybterlloiard lister will go wl b
ua 1' eaid she, us a shade pissed uver ib
pale face of ber comHiuiou
Oh 1 that tht ltdy a aixteen qu.rt r
lugs bhould be setn iu such low place 1
No ; sbo win not sorii I She as mask d;
but that eho should even go I What t
Bacrifio'e of pride arid ducency, Mulamu
Pasieur thought it. aashasaw th B.ron
ess take the aim ef one masked mau after
tbe other, and then go into the supper-
mmm
$1.00
room with a party who followed a tall
mask lu a black domino.
A voice struck on Madame Pasteur's
ear was it that of Madame Neusiedler t
was It could it ba?
Tea t and as she threw back mask and
hood tht re sparkled on her neok the
pearl-colored penrls and the emerald pen
dants of the lust jewels. O Heaven I
"Tbe necklacsof tho Baroness," ghost
ed tho impulsive, the imprudent Madams
Pasteur.
It nearly spoiled the plot, for Madame
Neiisledltr was nmong friends and the
confederates. However, the the tall Eng'
lishman stepped forward, and the two
Viennese policemen arrested the woman,
She behaved, with extraordinary cool
nesi, nnd txplained
"It is indeed the neoklace of the Bar
oness, given by her to my husband for
moneys which he bad advanoed her. Let
her deny it if she dare. I have her writ
ten nckuowb dgt mint ol tbe money, and
I have come to Vienna to sell the neck
lace, where it is well known."
Tbe Jews gathered around the wonder
ful necklace, which the Chief of Police
put in his breast pock t, removing the
woman Neusiedler.
Tho Baront as went back to the hotel,
aud 'illowed Madauie Pasteur to pass a
wretched night She would explain
nothing.
All Vienna wns alive when tbe groat
case came on, and not a lew ladles wire
ul.ul to hear that the Itnkavina-EItz
jewtls were in pawn that envied neck-
lacn
Neusiedler came to his wife's recue,
and told tho story over again. The evi
dence against Ihe Baroness was damn
ing. She bad. according to his story,
lived Inr beyond btr income, and be bad
supplied ber with money from tho Jews.
Mih 1 ad fabrieated the story of the miss
ini; necklace, to try and olieat bin), but
b- re ce ber slgnn'ures and here w. s tho
Baron's will, which she was about to
ry and disregard his will gtjiigthat
she should never marry, o( if she did,
ih it she lost all ber vast estates.
B.irones'i Unkavin i-Eltz, what have
yon tn sty to this? What U jonr de
tense ?" add tbe prosecuting oonusel.
Only this, said the Biritness, ImM
Ing up in ber band the poarl-colored
peirtanud the smirald drops.' thereat
neclilace. On th" Judge's de-tk liytbe
tac-f initio of tbo famous necklace, Thi
two ornamsnts looked exactly alike.
Let au elp-rt bo brought and Fay
which is the rull neckteis and Which tbe
imitation one, mado in Pari; and nsetl
by mo to lure this wretched and diahon
est thief of a st-ward on to his des
truction!" a fd the Baroness, with a fl sh
of Roumanian firo in her eyes.
It was true ? Neu-iedler had been foil
d; bo had stolen the false necklace,
wi ch tbe B irom ss had had made iu tee
Rue de la Puix."
"Ho hps ben atenling from me for
years; he hb d ublbss forged a false
will of tbe Baron, for I have found the
true one!" paid Rnkavina-Eltz.
could not unravel the net ti nt he I ai
thrown over me but for this happy
thought of tempting him to steal some
ftdse jewels. Had be got the real ones,
his story would have been plausible.
Now, I rust, jnslico is convinced that It
is a He."
A dteadful noise followed this pech
of the spirited BirOneSs; Neusiedler had
fallen down In a fit. .fver more would
he driuk the yellow tinted Rnster; never
more would he return to the joys of
crushing the peasautry of Somlyo of
cheating tho Birouess. The Baroness
hat) ha l cheated him at last. Sold 1
sold I s.dd 1 with fala pearls and emer
aid?. Poor Jew I poor Jew !
It Was n very grand wedding, that of
the Baroness to Sir Lyster Howard Lys
ter, who, though only an English coun
try gentleman, proved to be rlober than
she, and who made ber a loving and a
hnntina Unsband.
The Emperor gav; her away, and she
wore tho p-arl-ot lored pearls with the
emerald drops, now become historical
"Ah I Matlame, dear Bironess, ploise
ttll me where you ba've kept the real
jwel all these months ?" said tho pious
Madame Pasteur, almost kissing tbe
hem of her mistress' robes.
The Baroness was dressed for travel
ing, as ber faithful adherent knelt and
asked this qntstion. She had on the
quilted satiu red petticoat; the scarlet ot
ol i Euglaudj
'Was it in the doublod-locked closet
of the north tower?"
"Ah,- no I faithful Pasteur, thou know.
est Neusiedler had tbe key to that 1"
"Was it in tbe jewel case of thy great
ancestress, tho Roumanian Prluoess?"
"No. Guess ugilu t"
"Was It lu the convent of tbe nuns of
R t Gebirge?"
'N J ! Pat nr, I riever gave them any.
thins to keep' bit my sins 1"
"Was it in the tiarun'u btrong box, in
tbe cellar ?'
"No, mv dear Pasteur, no. You have
the biding place uuderybar finger. The)
were quilted into the lining of this red
satin pettiooat. I owe tbe idea to that
good Iridy Louisa. See here I" and gent-
lv raising the edge of her traveling skirt,
right over ber left foot, the Baroness
showed Madame Pasteur a neat little
s lies of pockets, where the jewels bad
lieen safely "hidden in a scarlet prison,"
III I.oajt UoVe.
Said a sufferer Irom kidney troubles, wbn
asked to try Kidney Wort. "I'll Iry it but
II will lie in v laatdose," The man gut well,
aiul Is" now reuomuicuiling the lemedy to
all.
When derangement ufthe sbunarh acts
iipm Hits kidney and liver brlugiug dis.
eue and paiii. Kidney Wort ie Ihe irue
remedy. It reiimves I lie ra use and cures
theitttea Liquid (very riuitvntrHteil) or
dry act iqnslly ellicienlly. An Cultivator.
N'6w the cui.wdrr'g iu tue poi, and the
days are growing hot, and wu all begin
iu bwMitr with s swtlt, swtlt, swell;
Wnil tbe cntus in lumcnad tl ruuh a
straw euc'iauls the maid, w.m displays a j
bunch of flower, tt ber belt, belt, belt,
a Year i Paid in Advance.
If not paid in advance, $1.23
DELEGATE CLCOTIONN.
Those in our county upon whom tbo
duty dovolves of holding the delegate
elections should not lose sight of the Act
of Assembly approved Juno 20tb, 1881,
defining how th6 said elections shall
heno forth be laid. It will be well for
candidates, delegates and voters to make
themselves acquainted with its provisions
and penalties, and that they may do so,
wa print the act in lull herewith :
An ad to requlatt tht holding of awl toprt
vcntfraudi in lAe primary ttctient of tht
uvtral political purtict in tht Common
wealth of Ftnnnlvania t
HlCIIoH I. 13a it enacted hv l,n
om a e uud lluU.itf of Representatives ol
tbe Ojnjmonwe.ilth of Peuualvaula m
General Assembly met, uud ii is berthy
enacted by the authority ot the same,
that Irom and alter the passage of this
act It shall be lawful, and it is hereby
made tbe tiuiy ol the judges, Inspectors
and clerks, or other ulncors ol the pri
mary elections, meetings or caucuses
held for tbe purpose of numiuatiug can
didates for Suite, city and county ottlces
within the Commonwealth ot Pennsyl
vania, beloro euteriuu unon tba ills.
charge ol their duties severully, to take
and subscribe to au oath or athrraatlou
lu tbe presence ol each other, iu turui as
louons, namely: "J. (A- it.) do
tbtil i will us judge. lusptctor or clerk
(us tbe case may be J, at tbo euNUiug tlcc
tiou impartially and laithlully perlorm
my duties iu accordance witn tbe laws
and Constitution of the Commonwealth
of Pennsylvania, and in' accordance
witb tbe rules and reculnllniis ntlin,trl
by he party ot tbe county of
tor tho Kovemrueut of tbo said nri
mry election, meeuug or caucus, to tbe
ueai oi my judgment nnd abilities.
Toe oath or ullirmation (thai I lm
first administered to the judge by one of
t iiisjicuiuiB, tueu ine junge so quail,
lied shall administer the oath or allirmt
lion to the iuspeetors and olerks. and
may administer tho oath to auv ebcior
otTt-riug to vote us to his qualifications to
TOie Hl.UCIl eirCUOU'
Sectioji '2. If auy jiidae", tnspedtor,
el.rg or other i ffiotr ol a primary elec
tion as atoresald. shall lirtsmne to act In
such capacity before tbe Inking ami sub-
sinning to mo ontn or ulbruiuln.n re
quired by this act, he shall on conviction
be fined not eXueOtling two hundred dol
lars and if any judge, iusnector. clerk.
or other officer,- when' in the discharge uf
siis uuues hs sucn, snail' iuuiiy disre-
Kru or vioiaie tue piovisiuus oi auy
rule dnly made by the said party
ol ounty lor the gnveruraiut ol
tbe primary elections of the parly, bo
Shall on conviction lie fined not eXceed
iug two hundred dt liars, uud il ftuy judge
or inspector of a primary ulectiou as atore
said hall knowingly rtject the vote of auy
pereou entitled to tote iiudertbb rules of
the paid party, or shall knowing
ly receive the vote of any pi r-ou or por
tions not qualified nsalorcsniil.hesliall, oil
eloiiviction. be fined not exceeding two
hundred dollars', aud if any judge, in
spector, clerk or other officer of a
primary election aa aforesaid shall be
guilty of auy willtul fraud iu the dl
onarga of his duties, by destroying or de.
lacing ballots, adding ballots to' tho poll
other than those lawtully voted by stuf
fing tbe ballot box, by lalse counting, by
makiug false returns, or by an act or
thing whatsoever, the person so offending
shall be deamed guilty nf a misdemean
or, aud npnn couvlotion, shall be fined
not exceeding five hundred dollars, or
impriroued not exceeding one year, or
both or either at the discretion uf the
o dirt.
All acts or parts of acts of Assembly,
Inonnsitent witb this aot are hereby re
peale'i, except jn connties or cities w'here
special aota are In force for tbo same pur
pose, Provided, however, in such cases
where the provisions of this net are ac
cepted Ihe special acts ehall bo null aDd
void. Provided further. That the pro
visions of this act shall entiil no ex
pense to the counties or cities adopting
Approved June 20', 1881.
Henm; M. Hon.
In Montgomery county the act was re
cently submitted to a competent commit
tee, ami which after mature deliberation
repotted tbe following form of oath for
the holders of delegato elections, and
which wa respectlully submit to our
btandingoounty committees for adoption.
FOBM OF OATH
We, Jndge.nnd and
Inspectors, appointed to conduot tbe
election lor Delegates and Standing Com
mitteemen, mis day beld for the election
district of of . do severally
Hwear and ntlirm that we will tmpArfially
aud Mthfully perform our dutits in ac
cordance with tbe laws and Constitution
of the Cummnneiilth of Pennsylvania,
ami iu accordance with tho rules ami
regulations adopted by the party
of th County of , for the govtru-
went f Bald delegate elections, iu the
presence of each other, honestly, truly
and fairly, as ptr the act of Assembly ot
June 2'J, 1881, and to the best of our
judgment and ability.
Judge,
specters.
Taken1 and subscribed to by
Jndge, before me this day of
A. D. 1881.
Inspector.
Taken and subscribed to by
auu inspectors. Detnre mo
mis aay oi A. 13. 1681.
Judge.
The act is in' the inttrest of fair elec
tions, and those who do not comply with
its provisions will ba liable to ita penil
lies-
New Blookfisld. Miss.. Jan. 2. IflSO.
I wish to say to you that I have been suf
fering lor me last nve years with a severe
itching all over. I have heard of Hop
Bitters and have tried it. I have used up
four bottles, and it has done me more good
than all the doctors and medicines that thav
could use witb me. I am old and poor bnt
feel to bless you for such a relief by your
medicine and from torment of tbe doctors
I have bad fifteen dorUirs at me. One gave
me seven ounces nf solution ol arsenic: an.
other took lour quarts nf blood from me.
All they could tell was that it was tkin
sickness. Now, after thee four bntfleiof
your medicine, my skin is well, clean and
eniuotb as ever. llcxir Ksocut.
B-echer Kays Hales it a state rather
thau a pi loe. Jersey, we'll bet,
llir.lliiif.s are very selfish creatures.
I'hey take the food right out of
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lumbers uioutb.
We judge fr. m accoituta In almost all
of -turtle au that almrst nvcrybotiy
has, ut one tiiiio or uuotbti beou shot
lliMilgh tbs liver.
A Michigan editor received $000,032
fr rn ti) udmiuisirutor of ihe estate ol a
deceased subscriber, aud to celebrate the
oy, ut erased bis office towel to be wash-
ed,
Huw olteu affluence Lads to txtrav.
sjinoe.
Tlfe Carbon Advocate.-
An ftirUrpfnilefit Family Jffrwrf
Published every "ATORDAx, In
Lehlghton, Carbon Co., Pa., bjr
nAmtt v. monTttmfctf.
Offics DA 'f KWAY. a short dletaooa sbevo
th lehlgh Vllr R. It, Dtpoi.
Tens: $1.00 perMofli III Aflrfinci
mar otscrarrtoa cr rtsrii Aitri mot
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at Vert low rniCF.rJ.
Our Ptffzfe Corner,
AN3"ffEU8 TO THE ,AST.
EittaifA.
When bread it wanting, tiAfcrV cakei.rtf
excallout,
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live.- 4, rope, pore!, i. rife, fim.-
wamond:'
1. A consonant.
2. An auxiliary verb.'
8. A man of fame
4. To close.
5. A' consonant. tXirf
HIDPEN ' TREES'.
I. They have broken tho jianal' man
tunes.
2. Bravo I a' king" coilld'd'o no better.-
3. Ye who give will be happy.
4. Will oWes me a letter.
5. This Is-th map Leonard drw'
CoVarg Kiirrr.
Charade.
My first is a forest treo)' my second it a!
part of the eye lilY Whole if a' tropica!
fruit; . (j, (j.
CROSS WORD ENIGMA.
In tongue, not 111' talk r
In run, not in walk t
In rain, nnt in snow j
In come, nnt in go,
In noon, not in day;'
In petition, not in lihel-i
An animal or the Bibb.
Batui.-
TRANSPO31TI0N.-A proverb.
Siwe etna kamo vobrpesr sofol relufr
h,n"- Lmti Nxtx.
'ruu it at.
Tho rat belongs to the genua Mas; con
sequently there is always a Mua where tba'
rat is.
The rat is a quadruped', if yon will
notice it. qu idrnpeds generally havfl
four legs". Not all rats, however. Tho'
printer rat has two.- He Ii probabl'j
tbe exception whioh proves the rulej
he furbishes hit own rule, by the way;
Iho rat is likewise a' rodent andvori
will invariably find a row of dents where)
he baa been.
Our Hibernian assistant suggests that
you will also find pbisongwhere the rats.'
bane.
There are many kinds of rats. Tberfi
is tho black rat, the brown ret end" tan
colored. This last is generally called
Cha rattan, and Is known fo all bad lit
tle boys.
The brown rat belonged originally la
Asia.' Again our Irish friend says you!
on afze your mind on that score.
The browu'rat always drives the bUok
rat before him Ha does his work Tip
brown.
Then there Ij the' wharf rat, Thee
are tho kind wbioh go wharf to sea.
Also the water rat- Water rat Is he. to
be sere;
Another variety is the Norway rat Ha
will Norway through a big timber In en
night.
You remember what the young rat carat
"Hear me gnaw, ma."
Some people hate a fat M bad as 4
Buako they rattlesnake a woman1 out oi
her teat in an instant. This variety is
probably the jumping rat.
The ladies are afraid of a rsit, and vet
you will find him quietly ieposlrfg in t
lady s hair.
Then there la a musk rat, People of
ten speak of smelling a rat. it musk kill
a fellow to smell this rat for an hour.
"Such are hour sentiments," til readers
Bay. The soent I meant is the scent of
tbe musk rat.
The cat is a great fat catcher. Sba
never lets the rat catch her" asleep.
There is also a German rat. He is S
oousin-german to tbe Norway rat, and
therefore germane to the subject. Yoa
can watch germ' anyttime in Germany.
Tbo rat takes toll of anything edible.
You have seen the rat hole. After thsV
whole rat has disappeared; tbe rat hoW
remains.
Tbe rat will sir al anything be can get
hold o . The rat tall is all steel, anrt
makes a good file.
Rats are fond of cheese, brft when the
get caught in a trap, they find it not just
the cbeesenfter all. Tbe rate are tba or--ijina
Trappists.
The rat will eat pie; Hence be Is call
ed a pio rat.
I think I've shown no little ratiocina
tion in handling this subjeot, and hope
ny readers will ratify all that baa been
said.
But lei me add a few words about tbe
mouse. He is necessary to the grand
mioo en scene.
Tbe mouse comes frora Europe. 'Would
that be might va-monse baek again.
He wears no whiskers; simply a douse
Uohe.
The mouse baa si scaly talL There era
many eoaly tales told about him.
Tuere aru field mice, rook mioa. mea
dow mlao and white mice. There ara
quite a lot of tbem, but the worst mouna
is the mouse quito. He is quite a hctt
iu himself.
Wilmington, (Del.) Daily Sepublicsu.
Mrs. Adam Grubb. 231 Walnut iinu t,,
been a great autfrer for a number of years
Irnin extreme pain iu tbe feet, something
like rheumatism.' She watalao varv much
troubled with rorm aud bunions. " It waa
with gre.t difficulty that she could walk,
antl sotiielimee when the would visit her
husband' shot, itiir A, snv nf K.P sl.il.l--n .
"o wuiu u'u. ei porno a.fnin: witnoui vs-
KISIMII1 - .. llDil tflll tvltsn ,h. n,-. wu ll..-M
aluiig Iho streets she would be seised witli
sucn aeule pain that she was compelled Iflf
tiojt in ut the neighbor ou tba way unt.f
aha gut Issuer. Some two weeks ago the
heard ol tlm nomiertul cuits St, Jacob's Olt
was elfrcting ami she alouce coinirrenctd to
use H, and eXH-rieimed great relief Imtna
diatelv. The paiui have left bef feet and
anales end tlm infiauiinaiion hat left tba
corns and buuions. Sbo iirww tripping up
i her hmuaud's shuu suiro and out to see
ber child, eu without experiencing anr pain.
The clock striken witbwt ftipilef
wi-ra.