,-lllSt'i:i,I.NK()tM.
The World of fnftl lia Kiich o !nro
Tbt lie who wftUlrt not a-e on ns,
Must bide at home and Inll lilf door
And broak tiia looking glials,
MIS' He Mire and stop and nttt tor Or.
Hatnmert'a German VetabKl Worm' Medi
cine Warrantod to euro or no pay. A.J.
Darling, Dank at., sole agent for lhfghton,
Vouna. 20 13w
She asM him wlul alio should get for
supper, and ho s.H he didn't ear, no that
it Wat a light oue But wiimi she put on tho
table a plentiful fupply of lighted undies
he couldn't sco tho joke.
Iniporinnt to'lrnrclcm.
Sriteiib lsDDcr.MR!T3 are offered you by
the nuitMNOTON Hootk. It will pny you ti
read their advertiscitieut lobe lound else
where in this issue.
A man can drive a hog four mllei along
a country Aad with broken down fences,
and keep his temper I but when II mines to
putting on a pair of kid gloves that' loo
much.
A Iti-llublo Wine.
Mr, A. Spe cr, of New Jersey, whose Port
Grape Wine has such a wide reputntlon.-ind
vehloh physicians prescribe lORenerallv.WBS
the first in this country to introduce the art
of making wine friun tho Oporto Grape,
which Is now tho bestyvinn to on had, and
has become a great favorite union? the most
prominent physicians of New York olid
Philadelphia, who liayo visited the vino
yards, and wino cellars nt Passaic. Families
and aned are benefited by It. For tale by
A.J. Idirliiiq and C.T. Uorn.M. D.,Lehic.li
ton, and Zern A- Rapslicr, Druggitts, Weiss-port-
An exchange thinks thst Iho funniest
thing concerning a picnic is thinking about
it before you start. 'J he next funulest
thing is congratulating yourself when it is
over. .
II. 1)' rover.
Sir A. It. Avery, Pharmacist, Newark, N
J. Havlnchen severely nilHctod for eleven
years with liar Fever, alter trying alrnoit
rverythine withmt avail,- I save tin nil
hojHa of being cured, when I purchased of
you a bix oi lily s uienin Utilm. To my
fiirprife, after a few application, I wae en
lirely relieved. It. Watson Harris, Tn-ttcr
Carrier No. H, New P. 0 , Newark, N. J.
Messrs. White & Hurdick, Drugcisla. lib
acn, N. Y. I recommend to those puir.-rinc
(a I loivo been) with Hay Fever, Ely's
Cream Bjlin. llavo tried nearly oil the
rem.-dies I could find, and pivo this a cle
c:iled prererence over them all. It lias given
lne Immediate relief. 0. T. Stephens, Haul
ware Merchant, Ithnca, N. Y. Sept. 0, I8S0.
Trice 50 ets.
It was a funny little boy who, when lie
saw a dairyman feeding his cows rait, said
he thought they didn't salt the butter till
after iu was churned.
a i.Aiim, i'i.ino .iiAur-vc roi:v.
. While it was well known that the Men
y dclssohn Piano was really a reliable and
fxcellent instrument, it was hardly sus
pected by the other manufacturers that the
demand for it had increased to such an e.x
, tent as to warrant the makere in erccline
the lartret piano maiiuoiclnry in tiio world
as a centennial memorial of tho success of
the instrument but such was the case, and
to day tho Mendelssohn Piano Manufactory
eight stories in height, covering 7K,0(lli
square feet of ground, from its locution on
the corner of Tenth Avenue and 57lli Street
overlooks the Hudson lliverand the great, r
part of Manhattan Island. Giicaijo Times
The large factory of the Mendelssohn
, Thino Compiny corner of Filty-seventh St.,
and Tenth Ayeniie, is well worlh a visit.
One can here witness the various and in
teresting steps in tho progress of transform
ing the rough lumber and metal into high
ly finished instruments. In the sale oTtlietc
Pianos, tho Company have under-taken to
lieat tho people with factory prices, em
liloving no agents. Instruments are sent
on trial, and u very intelligent idea of what
they are, and what musical people think
about them, can be obtained by sending 'or
an illustrativo and descriptivo catalogue.
"With no expensive agents and commissions
the Company decline to give any discounts,
thinking the lowncss of their prices and the
rn.-rit of their goods will receive a liberal
recognition from Piano buyers. Morris
i'Mltp in Home Journal, July 4, 1S77.
Another well planned attempt to takr
the' life of the czar hat just been frustrated
An American cucumber was found in hi
moriing mall.
Several years I hive been taking so eall
cd remedies and prescriptions Irom phy
iciaus, for rivspepsia, with no benefit ; one
bottle D. K. V. G. has cured me ; I tak
pleasure in recommend n.? to all.
Isaac T. Stoddard,
Adjuster Chaiter Oak Idle,
Hartford, Coon.
Guaranteed by all drugzidts.
A man who had tried nearly every
thing and failed became a shoemaker ami
prospered. He said he wa6 bouud to be sue
cessful at the ltt't.
I cannot say Urn much) in favor of youi
dyiepia. remedy, D. It. V, G. I nm ton
ttefng it lth the beat results; I can eatauv
thing and it does not distress inc.
Tiuly youis,
H.J. Wattles,
0 North avenue,
lloehester, N. Y.
Guaranteed by all druggists.
What does a woman care who wroti
the declaration that made us free, so Ion).
as she can get a hustle for fifty cents,
ft oilier Dnii't Know
now many children are punished for being
uncouth, willful, and indilferent to Instruc
tions or rewards, simidy because they me
out or health J An intelligent lady said ofa
child oi mis kimi t "Mothers should know
that if they would cive the little one mod
erate doses of II op Bitters fnr,toor three
weeK4iiie children would ue all a pareu
coma oeeire.
A firm advertise "Uathing Suits." We
knew that long ago. It auita the innjority
eipecially iu the summer.
Kidney ComplcliilH
fall descriptions are relieved at onee, amt
oaedilr eured by Kidney Wort. It seem
intended by nature for the eure nl all din
eases of the kidneys eaused by weakne'
and debility, Iu reat tiMlic ower9 are e
pecially directed to the removal of this elai
of diseases. We know of persons that have
suffered for thirty years that have been
permanently cured by taking Kidney-Wort
a ahorl time;. Try It, either liquid or dry.
Sun.
The name Silence appears in the new
Uoaton directory. It must belong to one of
the masculine gender.
Milwaukee Evening Wisconsin.
The spirit of mortal may not bo very proud
but we notice it waxes overly profane iu
some cases where rliuematisin is the mov
ing cause. We use St. Jacob's Oil for ours
and are happy,
A musile over a dog's mouth acts as a
suspender to his pants.
Man wants Ujit little here below andhe
car get thst quickest by advertising.
-Cabbage heads are solid, which is con
siderably more than some men can say fur
themselves.
A wasp found In the Toaernlta Valley
measured sis inches from tip to tip of wings,
and carried in its grip sack a javelin three
inches long. If that overgrown wasp were
to come East and see how fluently a wasp
only an inch long run aw ml the trousers
leg ofa small boy and make him dance lie
racket, it would regret that it wasn't born a
dwarf.
fMWWP
Gomplai.
At tlil- Bonson, various diseases of tho
bovt'ls nro provrilent, and many lives are
tot through lack of knowledge of n eafo
mid Miiro remedy. Pj:tikv Davis' Pain
iUM.LH is a sHiecmo ior uinrrnoca. uyb
cnttry)Viiol.'r;ilClioler.iMorbu3,Buuuncr
Uompi.itw. etc, aim w perjeaty mjc.
Head the fullcnviitg?
1'Knnr IUvm'Taim Kthi.FJitvcr fail to afford
initant ttUtf for cramp and p alu In the -tomacb.
KlGMOLVlLLK, N. V.. IV b. 2, 1881.
'rtin rw ?jt mrxilHiin 1 kmiw rt inr ilvwntprv.
cho rra morbus, anl rnmmlii t!e f tomach. llato
vueu It for care, auu it Ij enm erery unio.
T hnvn rrnir 1tw Kitt-Mi fii FOero nifc of
cremp.rolU' an J cJioIiv.nuor biH.nnu it pa 6 nlmost
ForVve'ltyypfrd l lm;o nau your Tain Killlti
in mv lamily. Have It lua-ty ttnice lor bowel
fOiiilatnt,itnclltnI'oyrwre. Wouldn tlr
with jut ft bottlo la tho uoua
ttrn, Mc.Jan. 2,1?S1.
Pain ltiLLrnfortweltt
llivs twert Psnnt I) win' Tain Killtp f or twelve
yimr. It 1 ur, twit mi fbu. io moiuer
il W uo (Ml oi iuu lami v.
IT I NAra.
0?!rin. K.V.I i'Ii. 1SH1.
Wet Ivrran iifln1
!t o.it '. iiy ocr-' f.iP.nmi It
l ii i a ft I ei. S o . A h:.rn v tiara
ftlwa) ptp-i Jinni6,ii
logo lo bodwithoat a boUlolli tSt l:n in.
CoNWAYBor.o. S 0.,1'ib. r-J, lL,
W.-'nr'vevftrv tajiiiltf m liiia tLt lio i I r rwn bottle
In tbo bo jso. Lvr L. Wchxon.
U. H UOSSVT.ATf',
CnErEi.TT, Rur.Msii rr.UbrtH Yi v. 8. lWt.
Thavaki'nwiil'riRYDiviii'l'AlN Kii.lt Re liOit
from tbo t'ay it wai mtrrfl-c-- l.aml Ut r jn-n or
obriaUon rnrt I ivrrJ its vrtnucu iu iu
X i 1 jitfu, I r Lf'rBui.
Eonxo' -ON-TitKUi'.Lsa.
I linl lwpn tnvftral i1m rrifrcr u t pct n lv f r: n
4larrbcrrt.rcoomi'Jiile-t 't'.i 1 tuersl '.vImuJ
irion your lULLUi.cn uunu" mrw iimu.i
relief. II J. IJookc
I tnvrt pivc H fu cany rnrs ciarrbrr . dymi
tan, and cbolora, vsid uoer Lnw it to t I to ri
VtfU-.f, It, CLAiiiuon.
No family can safely bo without thi
invaluable icmcdy. Iu price hnugn i
within tho reach of nil.
For sale by all drmrsisi? r.t 5e.. COc
andSl.OOwr bottlo.
rEKUY DAVIS ci SON, Troprh'tore,
Providence, J. I.
Juno 18 to sept. 1-nrm
( F
'
C0NSI3TIXG OF
Plain and Lace Huntings, reduced from 1G cents to 10 and
LAWNS, reduced from 14
ment of yet.
Percale ChintV.s, reduced from 14 cents to 111 cents.
Double and Single Widths CASHMERE, Spring and Summer Shades, Reduced from
23c. to 22c., 27c. to 22s., 2()c. to 16c, 19c. to 15c, 16c. to 12lc, &c. Th -se goods
are seasonable for 3 or 4 months yet, and the price is reduced merely because our line
of colors arc broken, and M'e wish to clear our counters and make room.
I have a small lot of them on halul yet. Tho people of Lehighton have really appre
ciated this bargain, as they sold very lively, and every Shirt has given satisfaction as far
as heard from. And a full line of tho
Io JL isf. tla'e install ME'Se I"HM ceeats.
I have just received a lot of
which will be sold at the right pi-ice. Remember the place
THE GREAT CURE
RHEUMATISM
JU it is for ell diseases or tho KIDNEYS,
LIVER AND BOWELS.
It cleanses the system of tho acrid poison
thst causes tho droadfol eufforine whloh
only tho victims of Rheumatism caa realize.
THOUSANDS OF CASES
Of th3 worst forms of this terrible disease
have been quicltly relieved In a short time
PERFECTLY CURED.
has had wonderful success, and an immense
sale in every part of the Country. In hun
dreds ofcasca It has cured where all elso had
filled. It is mlli, but eUloient, CCIETAIX
IN ITS ACTIO.V, but harmless in all cases.
tTlt cleanses, Strcnplhciisntid slrcsTieiT
1,1 To to all tho important organs of the body.
The natural action of the Kidneys is restored.
Tho Liver Is cleansed of all disease, and the
Bowels move froely and hoalthfully. In Itls
way the worst diseases ore eradicated from
the system.
As it has been provod by thousands that
is tho most effectual remedy for cleansinff the
system of all morbid secretions. It should bo
used in every household as a
SPRING MEDICINE.
A.wara cures BUJOUSNE33. OUSTTPA-
TlOll. PIIX3 and all FEMALE Dbeason.
la put up InWrj VccctaMe Vorm, inttn cans,
one packarce of w Melt maUcs CquartJ lacillctne.
Alio la LtquIlForin, very Concentrated f cr
the oonvcnlenco of thoso who cannot readily pre
pare U. It act i vlt A ruaf ejlctency in ttthtrforvu
OET ITOFYOCIt PHUGOIST. rnicE,t.oo
WELLS, niCHAKDSOX A Co., Prop's,
CWlll Bend th. c"rT port-wtoM HfK' 1'CTOV, T.
USE RAZQRINE
shaving;
i
MADE
EASY !
NO
MORE
DULL
RAZORS !
A lato (llfcoverr. which
has at once gained a de
served prominence from Its
limn merit. As an aid to
ihaving'. 11 has never been
tquiUed.
It Is Invaluable to every
one who uses a R a ton or
desires a tharp ketnjnttru
mem lor an purpose.
RAZORINE.
Ilyuro of tills nonderTuI
powder, the edire of tlie
keenest razor may b Im
proved. The most wiry beard may bo removed Irom
tho most tender skin without pain or Incon
veuleuco. RAZORINE.
Itemoves all dread ot the Individual use of
the rasor. Any man possesslnir a beard, can
by 'he use of this rtmarkable dticovtry on Ills
strap, remove his beard with case, comfort
and celerity.
Agtnti wanted In every town nnd county,
Snd lor circular with terms, he.
lly mall postpaid for to cents. Sample
boxes, cents.
Address
S. HAYJIOKH & CO.,
37 l'ark Row,
nj:w youk citv
may 7 m3
Maunfncturer ot and Sealer In
'STOVES, bams aiid heaters,
rin ani SliceUrou Waro and General
House Fimiisliiiig Goods.
icooFiivn nm srotrriKG done ftt
short notico and'at Lowest Cash Ttices.
h verr ltlnil of BTOVli! OUATES ana Finn
IIIUCK.H keptcouiinntly on nana.
Stobb on SOUTn Street,
A lew doora ebovo Dank St., LEtllOHTON.
ratronairo soliclted
O. t. O-vl
i inr
A. D.TMOSSHIt.
A WltSK in Tour own town. M.tiO
tlpOti ant at
iroa. JNorlai.. ReHiler it 7011
i bu Ines at whtcli noraias of
tlino tliev work, wr.tor,r nartieniars to II.
II LLr.Tr.ifcC'O I'ortland. 4Ie. June M-i"
SakWntel.i
WBteli6.PtomTTtn'ter((f3,(r.WhltiMeUlTIiinltnf
t. IniltUioncoiJtft. Kn)iaicrUIZ.L-)iO(ip(it
tn.trnrniiani-!nrIlliHnv)r. VltttiiLlo
tvlalotuermo, 1 houipiun k Co. U2NAmubt.N.Y.
January CO, lS31-y 1
SPRING AND SUMMER
cents to 12 and l cents, lliese
CARBON ADVOCATE
TLAIN AND FANCY
BOOK" JOB PEIMWt HOUSE
HANKWAV, a sliort dUtaneo above
tho I.ehlKh Valley H.It. Dcjiot,
LEHIGHTON, PA.
We are now fully preparo.1 to execute every
description orPHlNTlNQ, Irom a
Visiting; Card to aLane Poster!
Posters,
Handbills, c
Dodgers,
Circulars,
SldpplDK Tags,
Cards,
11111 Heads,
T.cttcr Heads,
Koto Head",
Envelopes,
Statements,
Programmes,
Pamphlets,
fcc, &e., In Dest Manner, at
Reasonable Prices !
Inventors will Advance their Interests by
I'.mploylnKan Kipcrleiieed Attorney resident
In vasiilnKton. t . A. I.eliniann. Solicitor of
AmerlOHti and Foreign Patents, Washing,
ton, II. U., has had years of successful Prac
tice, nnd was formerly an Uxemlner of Ta
lents In the Patent Dine. All buslnecs he
fore the Courts or the llepartment promptly
attended to. Kco contingent upon success
Send for Circular. April '.'Itf-cor.
TARTLIWC
DBSCOVERY!
LOST MANHOOD RESTORED.
A victim of youthful imprudence causing
Premature Decay, Nervous IJebility, Lost Un.
hood, etc, hiving trud In fain every Inown
rcmcdy.haa discovered a simple self cure.wbicb,
lie will ec i.d rnrx tJ his fellow suScrers. d.
dxeaa J. II. RLZVLS, li Chatham it, M. Y.
January 59, 18S1-U
IN MISSISSIPPI ,
For SALE and KXC1I AN'GE at (10 and 15
PKltAOHK. Address,
a. nr.nns
620 Attsntla Avenue.
Dec. !J-ni7 llsoouirx. N. V
.MM
FOB
Uouralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago,
Backachs, Soreness of tho Chosi,
Gout, Quinsy, Soro Throat, Swell
ings and Sprains, Burns and
Scalds, Genoral Bodily
Pains,
Tooth, Bar and lloadacho, Frostod
Foot and Ears, and all other
Pains and Aches.
No Preparation on earth ei'ialu Pt. Jcom Olfc
a a jeoA', urc, stmplc ati'l cheap Kxtcrnnl
ltcmetlj. A trial cntafh but tbr couipanitlvcly
triainj outlay of 51) rents, and every one ufftr
Injr with patn can hare cheap and jvalttto proof
of Hn ctatmfl.
Mrcctlons In EleTen LnnsnagflS.
BOLD BY ALL DEUQ9ISTS AND DEALERS
IN 1IEDI0INE.
A. VOGSLER & CO.,
Halthnorc, ZIJ V. S. A
March 5, ISSl-Yl
12 cents.
goods I
mve a crood assort-
may2iylr
Ilespectfully announces iu the people of Le
highton and Its vicinity, that he Is now pre
pired tosupply them with all kinds of
Household Furniture
Mat urtft'urel from tho best Seasoned Mate
rials at Prices fully as low as tho tame article,
cnu ho toil Klit lor Is -where Hero are a tew
ot the inducements ofTured :
P-irlor Sets at from $50 to $60
Walnut Marble-ton Dressing Case
Itedroom Suites, 3 pieces. .. $10 to $65
Palmed Jlcdrouin .ulu-s $18 tu 4D
(Jane Seat'dVhafr, per set ot 6.,,. $a
Uuimnnn ( hiilrp, per t-et of 6 $J
and nil other Goods equally cheap.
In this connection, 1 dealro to rail the at.
tuiitlun of the people to my ample facilities In
THE UNDERTAKING BUSINESS
wlthaNEW and HANDSOME HEARSE,
and a full llnoorUASKETS and COI'FINS,
I am prepared to attend promptly to all er.
ders In this Hue. at lowest prices.
Patronage respectfully solicited and the
most ample satisfacti on guaranteed.
V. SUHWAKTZ,
ootlZ HANK St., Lehighton.
JOHN F. IIALBACII,
Instructor of Music,
(riano, Organ, Voice and Theory.)
IiEHIOHTON, PA.
Role agent for the
WEUEK PIANOS and the NEW ENC1
L.ANU OUUANS ;
And dealer In all klndxor Planosand Organs,
Terms loir and easy. Slate, lumber, bricks,
etc., taken In exchange,
riheet Wuile and books furnished on short
notlee.
For particulars, terms, &e., Address,
JOHN l 1IAI.I1AOII.
JSS1 on
Aug 2, U7-ly. I.ohlfhton, Pa.
FARMERS' COLUMN.
inn it ii.i i ny n. n n n i rr.vi.ni. m i - ft M
T Cure linpcN.
Tbo Iiondon CbWocc Gardener says I "Wo
linvc learned to Jest at gapes by making
free ueo of camphor. Wo glvo to n cblckcn
in a very bad case a pill tlio slzo of a small
garden pea. As soon as we see symptoms
of gapes wo give the birda water to drink
which, is strongly impergnated witb cam
phor, thus giving lo tho chickens that which
was a favorite medicine with our grand
mothers, 'comphor Julep.' The treatment
seems to explain itself. The gapes or gap
ing is caused by tho presence of small red-
worms in the windpipe. No medicine can
reach them unless it does so by vapor. An
hour after the chicken has swallowed the
pill it smells of camphor. Camphor I
strong vermifuge nnd tbo worms die."
Tlio Teazel rinlif.
The prickly heads of tho teazel plant aro
invaluablo for raising the nap on cloth.
France devotes 0,000 acres of laud exclu
sively to Its cultivation. French inatiiifac
turcrs U6e $1,61)0,000 worth of the prickly
heads and export 00,000 tons valued at $2,'
500,000, yearly. Austria produces from 45,'
000,000 to 08,000,000 heads, whllo England
Dcligum, Poland nnd Crimea contribute
largely to the world's supply. The prickles
of the teazel have a email knob nt the end
nnd this, mounted on nn elastic stem and
set with great precision on the central spin
rile, affords a little brush, such, it is said, as
the utmost mechanical skill has never been
able to rival, at nil events at the same
price.
(2ri''lllioilNr I'Jlllll..
At this time of the year most of the green
house plants are out of doors, and it is sel
doni that wo see n creen house look atlroc
live. Much shading must be done, cither
with heavv coats of whitewash unon tin
gloss, or by means of muslin hung below
Frequent watering will be required to keel
the house coo and the plants from drvincr
up. Fumicotions will he necesshrv to keen
down luo insect pests that pronagato very
rapidly upon tho plants during tho hct
weather.
FAttrtj io'i'i:s.
A Georgia fuimer removed lo Alabama
nnd look his cow with him j blit the nnimul
turned up at hcrol 1 home, ninety milisoT,
a few days afterward.
Dr. Arnott affirms that no wave of the
ocean ris s more than ten f"et from (he or
dinary sea level which, with the ten feel
ils surface decends, gives twenty feet to the
whole height.
Fifteen acres of wheat wero burned,
ii"ar S.in Jose, Oil., some days since, by a
passeiueron u singe coach throwinga light
ed iiar into some dry grass on the roadside.
All the people in. the locality had to luin
out to prevent the flames from spreading lo
other grain fields in Iho valley.
The Toronto (Jlobe publishes crop re
ports' from all parts of Cana Ja, indiciting at
least average crops generally. .Wheat will
fall ij (o 12 per ceut. below the overuse, nnd
corn.about 16 pr cent., but other cereals
protnisoan abundant yield. Potatoes and
Miser roo's obo promise well.
Soinejears ago a bankrupt Mielilgun
editor nirored his creditors a warrant for ISO
ncies of land in siitisfsiellon of their clnims,
nnd Ihey refused It, preferring to take other
property valued at $250. Tlio despised 1211
jicrrs now yield the former Imnkrupt editor
ti annual income ol $00,000 or more from
mines.
A sociely is now forming in Kngland lo
inlrndiico tho " paitiripalion ""system of
niniiu'noturing.'ln which n share of the iiet
pr litsnf an undertaking is allotted to the
w. rkingmen in addition to their wages paid
nt tho lull market rate. No I .'SB than one
hundred firms in continental Europe ire
r.ow worked on this plan with univoialiv
good results.
MIm Frances II. Willard writes lo tlio
HViife Mountain Echo suggesting that the
White Mountain peak called " Tho Hay
slack" be re-named Mount Garfield, in
honor of the President, "whoso faeewasset
toward the White II I lis on the morning of
his attempted assassination.
- At Poll Jervis, N. Y-, Colonel Anthony
P. Kier, a well Known farmer, went into u
Held to catch u horse, when ho was knock
ed down by tlio animal nnd trampled to
death. Ho was 60 years of age,
A curious pit forms nee in vegetation
lias been noticed rert-nlly at Iho residence
ol Mr. Howard S. Collins, in Collfnsvillc,
Conn. Out of the full blown roses on one
of his bushes have come forth buds, three or
four on the eame blossom, and these fresh
buds have gone on ond developed into per
fect roses like the flower Ihey have sprung
out of,
A few days ago some quarrymen, in
getting out a flagstone at Prospect Hill,
t oi l ml a petrified rattlesnako imbedded in
the solid rock. It measured over seven feet
In length and hud fourteen rattles. There
being no cervice in the rock, how it pt
there is a tnyblery. It is believed to have
been there ut least a thousand years. It has
been forwarded to the Smithsonian Iustitu
tion at Washington.
Amos Dow is an eccentric character
living near Seabrook, N. II, Bomo twenty
years ego he went Into a barber's shop and
was shaved with a razor which the owner
said cost fifteen dollars. Whether be thought
the story too big or the price to mu:li, it is
certain that a razor has nsver touched his
face since. But his most singular freak is in
regard to women. He built a house and
placed over the doora sign which reads as
follows i "Notico, Admittance to Gent's but
no Ladies," and no woman has ever crossed
the threshold of his door. He lives alone,
does all of his own work, and appears to be
happy.
Waldo F. Brown reports In the Coimfry
Gentlemen that a barrel of hen manure, sift
ed and drilled in ononeacra for wheat, pro
duced as good resultsas another acre "dress
ed liberally witb stable manure," or a third
acre with 200 pounds of ground bone, also
drilled iu. The yield from each acre was
oyer thirty bushels. lie thinks the manure
alone from fowls will pay for their keeping,
Probably this is an overestimate, but doubt
less few farmeis appreciate lieu manure at
its lull value
When n woman burns her finger she
cies a little oyer it, and keeps lha burn in
good condition to show her husband when
ho comes home, and get eymj atby. A man
i'l the same condition will stick his digit in
his mouth, kick over the office stool, swear
at the boy and forget all about it, Ouo Is
the effect of love i the other of business.
SllRuliscribo for tho AovuciTC.
iiii.jtikMiiii
Includlns Hats, Bonnets, Flowers, Itllbons, Feathers, Notions, and DRESS THIMJIINas
NEW GOODS RECEIVED WEEKLY.
All work dono In tho latest stylo, and mot durablo manner, at the lowest cash prices.
STORE . at the Intersection of HANK STREET and BANK WAY, LEHIOHTON, r A,
oprllCO, lt81-yl.
A PERFECT STRENGTHENER.A SURE REVIVER.
IltOJT B1T0CKKS aro highly recommended for all diseases re
quiring a certain and efficient tonio ; especially Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Inter
millcnl Fevers, )Vant of Appetite, Iota of Strength, Ijai-heiJ Kncrrpj, ttt. Enriches
Iho Mood, Gtrungihena tho muscles, and gives new 1 ifa to tho nerves. They act
liko a charm on tho digestive organs, removing all dyspeptic symptoms, sncli
ns Tiwiinj the Food, SaeJiing, Heat in the Stomaclt, Jlcttrtburn, cic. Tlio only
Iron Preparation thtvt will not hlacUen tho tcctli or give
headache. Sold by all druggists. Write for tho A 11 O Look, 32 pp. of
useful and amusing reading eenf free,
BIIOWST CHEMICAL CO., Baltimore, Bid.
' No. Gio.
MOTTLE
Largest Manufacturers of Reed Organs in the World !
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slon and Hack ray. llounly UlalmB collect
ed. (oniostcd I.n.d (lialmf, Allneral and
Aurlculiurul; atun.lcj to bcrorollie llepart
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cliaaed and told. April MI-cor.
C3:
I CEHT3 WAtlirS tor the lien and Kmlo.t
II Keillor I'lft.'rlal lluiki and lllulei I'rlvri
rcducj-d 33 pit cent. National J'ukllitisg
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Om m"" Kill S ?&ix. i-j 'Ji
MISS M. S. SNYDEB,
Respectfully announces
to her lady i'viends that
she has just received a
full line of tho latest
novelties in
Spring & Summer
111 C400BS,
true xoNIC jjj
SMIL WT.
Tlio Boston Bucldbonrd Co.,
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sun oi;it i.ow J'uicns.
I'o-wcr Enfrino and Uoilcr. .
.$240
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ono year for 1, and Kendall's
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T. J. POTTCIt, Gun. Manager, Chioarp.
How en rjl-ai 1 tl i' inTtti wam.
r t-clas kicit 'i .v TfrKrT". tvmA
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VHT), mt,OHADO HPniNOS, anrt
PUEBLO, AKD HErUitlJ, by til
Mil vtrrvuvsi itouTKr nt womtir.
fully low rule-. Tnw tIeVt will I
L-ood roiiir tt wllliln lirtcun (13
Unr- ltomdateof niIp, un'ttarotarJ
until OctoliiT at -t followlnir.
1'ullmiui Ito-lm1- Ctir re nm l.y
lilt rmnrnnv rrom CTITOAaO to
?-27;9!U,.!:2r ?'opbjcajh'
KAKSAU CITr, ronnlili n hna !.
but op rlinnTO b( earn to nBNVlfi'
nnit rUEULO. l'iiliij'Cr err
Infbnil toHll lhroo"U Imln-i, inwblcl
mnUricnnbo iiblnhied at Uiei-cdbOU
bio jii lea of Krenlr 'tlv rt-nU.
x'or rates, furthor Information,
and cltcnnt Mai or United
Htatcs true, ruldross,
J. 0. A, EEAIf, Oen'l Eastern A;t..
317 Ilroadway.NewYork.ond 3:HI
Waliln 'ton St. lloston, Mass.
D. R. V.
CURES
Dyspepsia, MlgcstiiiD,
And all iroubltt arising therefrom.
H c h
Sick Haadache, DU- S
tresj aft ;
Stomac'i,
Kidney
Liver
AcVi I
Hatlnc Acidity of the 1
FUtultacy, IJvtr mnd I
Complaint, Torpid
Con it Epat ion. riUi, I
be Eaclc and Ltmbt,
It It the Leu UlooJ
the World, Guaran-!
Purifier In fi
J Iced by all
feet talis.
lDru22iii to tive per
itenon cr moucy
refunded.
H Try It. Our YltaL
lilnc
oest pp.
UT r.: .l
ptttcr ia the World. Call far ihera.
D.R.V.C.Mfg.Co., Propj
SYRACUSICN. Y.
New York Depot,
3. U. CxMnaoi, 113 Ttltcs Hmt.
Eiy Povcr.
1? 331 SI
SCOTTISH
rnr TTnrnT -m
-mm
p iniO litilA
Medicinal burners!
PATRNTED DI2C.' SCth, 1S7.
The Electric I.IrM wnia treat diecovcrv- but
I cl cm tiMl the .9 oiiish Thi site MtJicinal 'Futn
$ jb a I'-catrr one, owlnur to the great amount
of gii'lt.Tin ihev hive, relieved, and the cures
t it'v h.iv ifu.t,vJ. 1 sjUctvd from Asthma for
tiftrt-n ye in in S MiUud fid America and lam
i w "3'np!.4ely c'tr.-d, I have been studying lha
i....U.ti piocei tjr ers, nnd n a result I now
?i.j the world-t ie HftJiriwt rttuiers the most
t fleet. vc, jnd bv far tl.d ntoxt convenient prepara
t'oti ever ottered to tc jmblic fir Asthma nd.
Hiv ! enalsi Sore Tarnnt, IIr:trftne from
C'u is, C.it.irri, Jlronohillj, Ncuraliia and Dtjih
Ihitis, Ci'f m irSuro ''' oat witlithcK Kuirter
na! on wil" -k ir no mo e t f Diphtheria, "They
arc
al i ir.' I ii ui' I.ii foalvfr nnd slnt?eri.
i
1 it p in ft ii y 1 oats, and ran bo
, ' r nd used nt convenience,
"t ; t tluM ftmn yttii, Poctorj or
i t n t' i' i"anufcturcr, who
it ' 'j .:rti c( the world, pofctOgo
- i' t'ft Ft tucrs. ok thpv An not
C1T1
It
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. .1KISON A. KIMnSQM,, ,
wa1VifPiffLVo.
For KaIo by A. J.IUKMIO, DHUdOISTi
I.thightunJ'u ticpl,
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