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Physicians rfnd .Dentists. c . DOW Kit, M. IU.1" , Ornci: Uprlosltothe Test Oftlca, BANK STREET, LEllIUHTON, PA. May bo consulted til cither the r'ngltsh or biriiaii Language. Julylu.,1 D It. Oil iS. l'MAltO, VeterimiTy Surgeon, HANK UHl .KT LKUMU'lON. TA Orricn From Ft lo lo a M llotjus: ( From tu f. msaatoi it (no l'not a iqi.culty. "toy be ccn.u.tid in Emlish'ir aeimnn. Ju.y l Vl D U. W. A. C'UltTHiOHT, SURGEON- DENTIST Tenders his professional services to the peo plo uf Alauch. Chunk, Irehighton, Weissport, faolterton and vicinity. OFFICE: Opposite the Droadway House, BROADWAY; MAUClI CIIU1K, Ta. iv!i TiKUirMhV Oas alwavs on hand. All Tfork guaranteed satisfactory. Mig2-yl A. DEUIIAMKH, H 1)., PHYSICIAN AND St'llOUON 8rorltttrntlon paid to Chronic I'lMrt. omeo: South Bait corierlron an 2nd t.. I.c- Sfhtnn,ra. Aprl'3. 1870 11. HlHIEIt, 31. I). V. 8 Rxrtmlnlrig Slll-ffroll, rnAUTiciNQ piirailiiAN r.ndSDt.acoK. bnnci: ii'ank Sftreot, lir.DEn'i. ulock, Lohicli. ion, 1M. 11 ay be consulted lo ttao Oerm n Miicudko Nov. 3 X COKV1SYANORU, Ann qf.ner.Al insurance agent The Mlowina Cotnpanle. are Rapre aentod l tKHAN )N MDrUAIiTinU. ItBAIUO MUTUAL l'lril; WUIMINO FINK. TJrtTTr.viT.r.ll! pinr. I.nilKlll FinK.nnd thrlTtW eher aii(jiu::mt ixsunANcn. ,.AIan vVimarlVlnll and Mutnul IlOfJO Tlllet Datc lveono ln-uranro i-i'mvauy. . Marcn:i.u7i ruo i. 'critcr.r.r. OocKtr BBitriMi, MAUOJl IU)NK. Ta. Fire Insurance Agent. ea TOM' J I TV In SAFE Companies only. SI jieasonauio itaics jiusi-yi -TIU EJUICKT'S Livery & Sale Stcibles tiANIt STIlKKT.I.KlitnlfTON, P fASf Trot ting horses, ELiEGANT CARUIAOES, A'nd positively lowkii rnlOES, thnn any oiuor L.ivery in ino iuauij. l.ar-oancl hand.6nio Carila'eos for Pjnem UTirposea ana woouinEB. y&viu r,nuii,i Nov, i:. 1171. UAUDENHUall Ilefpectlully announcrs tn the puhllo that he lias opened ft NEW L.IVEIIY STAJILl: In eimnretlon with his hotel, and ii prepared to furnish Teams for Funerals, WeMines or Business Trips, on shortes t notice and rnngt Ituern! terms. All orders left at the ''Unrlnin IIouso' will receive Srornpt attention Biable un North Street, ext the hotel; LehlKhlori, JanK-yl nr outii and .mijdii;-aoi:i, Would you Le re-tor. d tn bOUND Mnnhnnd 0 !;eil ntj.iio and voa will not urt- IfidllllLIUU. .' vice In ae iled eovelop.. -lilrr". i-roi.j.z. niiAn. uKunsonrA li.Y Jnlvl VI RLlPTOREi . 1. wlinl. vnn wnnt. Th. rreatost invention ri, tniaei our nam. cblet. "Tlit tree. I'tol. J. Y. EUAN. Orronx tore. N.Y. alrl7yl A lMu1mng men" On the Loss of A LCirf Ultte ON THE N ATU IlE.TltlJAT. MINT, AND IIADICAL cure or Reminal Weal:iie.or sporiuaUirrrta, induced Uv Hull ADU.e. Involnntnrv l?mu.l(in. Iinnnt.nrv. Nervous Dummy, .ml Inipedimenta M Mar- ri.Kr Kencraiiy t unnsuniption I'.piieoiiy and ritei Mental .nil I'hv.ical incajacity. &o IlV llOBEUT J. OULVKKWKLL, At. D au thoror the' Oreei. llcov," Ac The world renowned author. In thi. .iimir. able Leoiuro, cleariv pioie.froni lilsonnex perituoe taat the nwlul couscpuence. ortcll. Abnia inav be fffectualH removed vritnout danaerous suralcal onetatlonb liuuitlee.iiiMti u. meuts. rlnns, or roidial. i poii.tlnir cut auimie 0( cnre at onie certain and effectna', br vrhlca averr euflorer. uo matter wnat Ma couditlon nav Oe, may cuio blmself cheaply, privately ryThl. Lecture will prove a boon tothnn sands aud thoasanda. Rent usder .ral, tn a n'aln envrloeo. to anv adereu, jiosf-pald. on receiptor elx cents or two po.lare .tainn, WK IIAVEAL O A SUItB uuiiu run TAi'tc wuiiu. Aaa ess The CtiHrrrreil Medical Co., 41 ANN St.. Row tforfc. N Y r. o. Doc 4339 J a a, 1, iwi vl PIMPLES. 1 will nfsll (Free) the recloe for a simple TEUEI1IU.I JIALH lUHt Will TeillOVO TAN. I'llttuivj.c.B. 1'iMri.aiiiiu ijlotcues, leiv in. ihe.Ktu .olt. clear and beaailiiilt .Ui.in etroction. for prodncm a uiiun.nl growth uf aur o . u.iu umu nr .iuihhq ie, AnureM, roelosln Jo. .l.nio, UbV. ViKPlLr A Ca. No. inekmen St.. N t J.ulVm) 1 All I ml - J. w. II. V. MoiiTitiMEE, Proprietor. VOL. IX., No 29. Railroad Guide. pllll, A. H IlICAUINQ UA1LIIOAD. Arrangement of Passenger Trains. MAY MU. 1S8I. Trains loavo ALLttNTO WN as followsl (via rtnuiOMUN nAiutoAti). ror Philadelphia, at 4:3,C., ll.(0.n.mand Jio p.m. - SUNDAYS. For Philadelphia at l.co a. m..3.t5 n. m, IVIA UAH' I'ltKHA. BRANCH.) Vet no id'.ntt aim llatrlsbuiir, 0.00, 0.C0 a m,, 12.I0 4.:su nuil II Up. m. Tor Lnucastoruud Columblai MO, 0.Ma.roi and iMpm ,NlMVS. , for Iteadinir and way tiotnt-.OOp. In. 1'or Heading, llarrisburg, anil way poms, o.Cs P ""' (VrA BETIILSHKM.) Forriiliaclelolilafiom I. V, Drpot 4.4. 0.IS 3.M,a. m .i-voa.sa.'J.U p.m. Sunciny i.bO p.m. Tor lmiladcltdiialioni U&O. Ueput i2.cl. ''UiSni ?'OH A LLK VTOWN lcavans followsi (via ruKKioiir.s iiailiioad.) Leave Philadelphia, 7.40 a. in. and 1.0, l.:0 ,iUC 5.15 p. ui. SUNDAYS. Le.va Philadelphia, 8.0--' . ra., IK and M.O o. m. IVtl HART PKXKA. HRANC11.) Leave Kerning,? sc io.3"a.in2.to 3.IS,?nd 0.16 I.cavu ITari laburc CO tut and WW. a. in., 1.45 null 4.00 p. ni. " ' LeaveLaiicaler,8.0ia..n. t.fi and i3.Sti p. m. t,CttvL.O!nniuia ,.oju. ni j.ju nuu o.u p. m hIJNDAVft. I.eaVeTieadluc. J.to rim l.or n. m. Leave lluiilti'iiiv, e.:o a.m. (VIA H-lII.r.IinM.I Int. olilladolulla C45. a(0. B.f-. C.l". 4.15 5.i5 m. Suudav 8 3 a. ir. S.on n. m TratiiH luni kn thUM ') tun to and ti-nm deput Dili aHl (lieon MrfctH, I'liltadolpUta otner inlu-ton ' lrrm liionii n.cci iicpni. jinu.s Vi , Hi tnlplii'tn" urn to mil tioni IscrLs St Iifiii t. pxrrhtlbo.i lulil'lied (M Tnc ''l.i mill fi.tn tiiiliihliom Allf ntottr. and tlic"! mil p. in. tn in rriim l'lult. iti'lpin:!. uavetiiiDUgiitaiKtiiaudiioiii rain, dclpu.n. General Jtranaaer. C. O TIANCOCK. Gtn'l rail. & 7'icAct Aotnl. may 13. 32F55 DIRECTIONS. Fnr Catarrh, Hay Fever. Cold In the llrn.il, f.c, nserl with little flutter, a partlclo I tlio ll.i I m Into honostrll;ilrnvr itronic breaths tlirouuli the nose. It will lie abaorb. il, clcanflnir and healing the dls. astd membrane. - . . . 'CREAM RftUA" ILATARRH,C0UO5.r, "tens sSsJ For Deafness, Apply a partlclo It. to tho ear. t:i,vvs cii:.i ixAi.ni HAVING- (rained an fnrlahle local reputa tion, displacing an otner prcpurauons ni ino Vicinity ol (.Iscovcry, 1?. on Us merits alone, reccuntied as a wonderful rmnedy wticreicr known. A lair trial will convlnn.t t.iemnst skeptical uf Its curative imerp. It effectual ly cleanses tho nasul passages ol" Catarrhal vlru", causinK healtliy secrttlon, allays In- n unmanon anu irrmuion, i)roiccie inc nitrin branal Itnln: of tlm liead lrom additional cold, completely lieals the fores and restores the sense oftasto and s'ncll, tnellclat re sults nre realized by a few applications. A thorouirr. treattnrnt as turectru win euro v a- tarrh. As a lioufehold rcraeily for cold In tho- n can ii is unequaicu, ino uaiin n cjfj 10 i'tu ana nKrecnnio ol iy mtuukisis aio i cenis n rcceipioi &u cents win iiiHiiapurii ae. Send fr circular with lull Information. KIA"S UIIKAM I1ALH (JO.. tJwrzo. W. Y For balk nv A. J. Durllng, Lchlnhton, pa., and by Wholesale Druggists generally. Utile J, c v IJ PORT GRAPE WINE Used In Hie prlrxlf ai Ctiuicl.es lor romum t.'on purpctor. EXCELLENT TOM LADIES AX1) WEAKLY PERSONS AND THE AGED. I3 Wj M BVi Speer's Port Grape Win 1 rouu YIHH SOM. fhls Ce leurntod Nuttvo Wlno Is made Jn-ro 1 thfjulcool tbOJortoOrun' raised in trt Counnv. Ittluvalitabio Tonic tint! btrtii;lheiilns Propcrifi'fl ir tinstiroasit by anr idtitr vatlvc Wine, be iiiffthopim fiice of t tt (Iran-, niodnu d uu r Mr. wnreiS own icriounl -upwi vj.ou. ir nirliy mm! Renulncio s --re RUniniitrcil. Tnr vou'iiresi clu'd mnr pairakoof ilt rcio. .us qualities, and ho wcnkOFt Invu Id itso ittnnd cnt'tRC. 11 1 pnnicii'sttv iirucuciui in inc neo mid ct b 1 tntert. anil nmtol in ihn vuitnnh t.mentfi tint iff.'! I lie tvejknr sbt. Il Uu over, respect a WINlSTOilU UliLIEUOlS. SPEElVS The I. J. SlinttttV vs n Winn of nnerioi Oh-nacter Mud part'krs of tho go cen am ittefc of the rrnpo irnm whlcli tt i m.iilo. I'or Put iv, Micuiit-H. i iavpr nun iicuicai I'ropcri'.cs, 11 will be toiiud unci co led. SPEEll'S This TirtANDY stands unrivaled m thi. Country, be.nv far unjHMior lor medicinal pur poses, IT IS A ruUK distillation from Iho prape and coLiiiitia vnluatilo iiicdlcuial xiropertlea Ii hat a do'lcaic flavor, similar to that of tlir crane. Tinni wiucn itisiii.fi 11 u auu is in crcai invor ainunc uibi-cu-b lumiue.. See that tn aignature or ALritUD BPUTiTi, ra;ic, j., i. over tue curiiot eacn uottie. SOLD IlV IMIUGGIST.S, and by A. J. nurUnir. C. T. Horn Lettish ion ami u. w. lcui ol weissport. ucc. J5-yi FARMERS. LOOK to Tout INTERESTS ANU rtinUHASE Thresliinrr Macliines and Ap cultural Implements, the fltit In the Market, at J. L, GABEL'S, Also, on hand, and for Sale In Lots to Ault A-ur.uasers, uiiCAl' x OR UAS1I, 10,000 feet Georgia Yellow Pine ilooriftg, "White Pine Boards and Floor ing, Lath, &c. AT UIS nARDWABE STOTl, April l-m LEHIGUTON, PA. mm mst& MRS. LYOIA E. PiNKHAM. OF,LYNM, MASS. Biscovnncn op LYD8A E. PINKHARrl'S VEgETABIi'B COMPOUND. Tho PruttlTf Cnre For all Female Complaints. This preparation, as Its niuno slcrnlfles, consists of Vegetable Proper Ues that nro Ijinslcsa to tho uost del Irate invalid. Upon oaa trial tho racrlts of tliia Com prjad will bo recoilxd.oa relief Ji lmmediatot and rhsn lt use hi coatln-jcd. In ninety-nine eases la a hun, iIrcd,apcrciaacntcurolieiTectil.uthcus&ads will tcs tuj. On accouct ofltJproYcninorltsltlato-Cayro-csimendffdaadpriiscribcdby the bewt physicians In tho coynti-y. It wilt euro entirely th worst form of falllpsr of tho utcms, Xjcucorrhaa, lrrtfftlar and psinrul lIcnstniatlon.fJlOTarlan Troubles, InHainciation and Clccratlon, n&oillsj, all El3phLcomnts and tho con sCfiucntsplnalwcalincoSfCntUs crpcckdJy edaptod to tho Change of XJfe. ItirlUUiiaolva und expel tuiaors frorntheutcnismanciiiyetijo of GCYclCBrncnt. Tho tjadaney to cancerous humors thsro It shockod rery cpecdily by Its cso. la fact It his proTcd to bo tho prcftt- cst aid bon rcmoajr tntt has orcg beca ciacoTcr cJ. It percicitcs crcry portion of lllo rystcm, caJ circs new llcond vljor. ltrcaovts fiiat3CE3,Satalcncy, & iroya allcnxYlnjj for sthaulants, aad rcMcTcs weakness of tho Etoinich Itcurcanoatlncr, Ileadichcs, JCcrTMis.rroctratlon, eostlon. Tliai'fechDffof bearlec dovai, causing puis. weight and bachacho, Is always rcirscnctitly cured ly Its use. It will at all tiroes, and nnucrrJI clrcurasL.'Ui ccs, act la harmony with tho lv.v that coTems tho female system. For IvJdneyComplalntsof either ice this compound Is tLnsurpacscJ, Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Is prepared at 53 ar.d 233 Wertm Arcane, Lrr n. Mom. rrico CI-03. Z.x bottloa for f00. Uat by niail L tho form of pnM,alMla tho lo.m 'Lozcuccs, on receipt ofprlcf, ChW, per 1ot, fur either. Jars. rcUsJIA:! freely answers all l'-ttoraoC Inquiry. Bend for pom phlct Addresi as abovo Mention thii paptr. $0 fflmllysaouUba without LYDIA E. vINKHA21' LIYTr. I'lIhS. They euro Constipation, EUiousnew, ondTorrl-Ity cr tlio u?r. " rests rir Los. JOHXSTOrf. HOIiTOWAY fi: CO.. Gen eral Agr-ntr, Phlla., 1'a. Sold by A. J. Lur Unr, JjchtKhton, Tn. Juno 12, 1S30-1J-. Robinson' Wagon Co. Manufacturers of SPTIING- W Bug-gies & Phaetons. Bend for designs and prices to EOBINSOIT WAOOIT CO., CINCINNATI, O. THE HORSE & WAGON. A NEW BOOK on tho Horse. 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With our principal o(Hco located In Washington, directly opposite the United States Patent Office, wo are able to attend to all patent business with greater promptness and de spatch and at less cost than other patent at torneys who aro at a dltlnnce from Wash ington, and who have, therefore, to employ "associate attorneys." We make preliminary eiamluatlons and fnrnlth opinions ns to pa. tentalrillty; free of charge, and all who are Interested In new Inventions and patents ate Invited to tend for a copy of our "Uulde for obtaining Fotcnts," which Is sent free to any address, and contains complete Instruc tions how to obtain patents and other valua ble matter. We refur to tho Ocrman-Amcr-lean National Hank, Washington, D. O. ; the lioyal S wed llh, Norweiclan and Danish Lega tions, at Washington ; Hon. Jos, Casey, lato Chief Justice TJ. S. Court of Claims; to tho Officials or tho U. a Patent Omce, and to Senators and Members of Congress from every Mate. .(Addrcti: LOUIS HAUOKIt c CO., So. Helton of Tatenls and Attorneys at Law, Le Droit Uaildlng, Wasuixoton, V. U. HELP- 'ourselves bv milina mnnev when a eoldeuchauee 1. (fft.-ied. tlieicfoy olwav. Veenlne nnvertv from your door. Those who always tato ad vauta.eof thechancea for making money thst areoffoted, cenerally become wealthy, whuo those who do not Improve such chance, remain lu pov' rtv. Wo want nanr men women, nova .nil clrls tn work for uh ri.htln their own lo. caiitle.. The ba.ine89 will pay more th.u ten time. erdloaiv wage. Weturmsh an expen slve ontflt and all that you tired, tree. Nu ono who engage, fall, lo matte monoi erv rupiair. You can devote your whole time to Hie woik, or lily your spare loouients. i'ull Infgrmatlon and afl thst l needed sent firee, ArtdtM. bTINS-ON A CO., 1'ortlanil. Maine. Oct. S, 18wjf. QARBON HOUSE, J, V. KAUDENHUSH, PltOPRlETOH, llAUK ST., LXHlOBTOV, l'A. The Oardos Horsi offers first-class aeenm. modatlons to the Traveling nubile. Hoarding by the Hay or Week on Reasonable Terms. Choice Cigars. Wines and Liquors always on hand. Good Sheds and Stables, with alten- tiro Hostlers, attached, April 10-yl rfr-50HNT0N nUETNEY, fashionable IL-rfv Boot and Saos Makkr, Bank St., Jjenhthton. All work warranted'. TiaTiiri i . fial)iaIn;:nooialI.lll. INDEPENDENT" LEIIIGIITON, CAItBON COUNTY, PA., SATURDAY, JUNE ii, 1881. Our Puzzle Corner. PROBLEM. If ten men, working ten hours ft dahedn lay ten pieces of wall, each ten rods lo:g, in ten days, how long would It lake fivornen, Working five hours a day, to lay five J locos of wall, each five rods long? N.C.M. ENIGMA. Composed nf 41 letters. My 40 3 20 15 is o tilant. , My 30 lo 27 14 .12 0 28 Is a root. My 1 38 11 21 is a river. My 5 IT 21 4 Is a man's name. ' My 8 1C 30 41 2 Is a prong. My 31 20 12 19 Is dear My 30 13 31 22 13 37 Is one of tho si In a faith. My 23 7.2D 32 is a mean habitation. My 21 35 33 25 Is a quoit. My whole is a French maxim. ANAGRAMS. 1. I love lo run. 2. On receipt. 3. Wear its root. 4. A tract on sin. 5. I rig ten nets. G. Ann is so Into, 7. Let Ben fromci L.B.P. 8. I nu'te for us all. ANSWERS, TO THE LAST, j Douni.K Aor.osTio C 1 a' "M O b I N arrow S " N o V e r t h o les S E. C T I O V T .1, I n u r k 1 a I S S I r p i s o 1 a r I p o 1 Charade- Djyiil Copperfield. ASIPUTATtOXS 1. Merry, err. 2. Dim, I. 3. Kink, in. rath, at. .11V IBUAICT AND I. UY ANNA J. (IllANNISS. You are faint with the heat of .the desert, You long for tho sprlnir, In the glade, Hut quicken your beats, and hold on, heart. Wo aro nearlntr the pleasant sbado For tho weary way over heated plain, Too eager, your first quick pace ; Slow, steady beats are the best, heart, To win In the long-llfo race. You havo traveloil o'er twice the distance, 1'or oases you but Boomed to see, For each proved a mirage to you, heart, You had better have stayed with me. You would stay for no word tt council, Hut souahl the bright spots 6T your eye, And thty were Illusions to cheat you, heart, Keccdlnwhen jou came nigh. You've been chasing only phantoms You've (tlvcn your all your best You are not tlio llht thin); you were, heart, And now you'vo come back to rest. To rest, whero you'vo grown 'oo weary, ' To reach to the shade close by, 1 But many aro they before you, hoart, Who have only camo back to die. rumrnv nors. Professor, "What is the ablative of veri tas?" Junior, "Vcn-ta-ta." Tailors nro taking measures to enlarge their business. Wall street Is easily moved, a bulrush will do it. A pair of stock-kings Gould and Van derbilt. Wart to tho knife, as the man said wheu he cut the e.icrcsccnco on his thumb. Describing the action of a heroine ill one of ids novels, Victor Hugo said : " Slid pillowed her head on the breast of tho in toxicalcJ young man." This is not calcu lated to induce young men to swear off. If a woman should change her sex whai would te her religion J" She would be a h then, nf course. You cannot cultivate a mau's acquaint' ance by continually harrowing his feelings A Hartford divorce lawyer said to hi: minister the other day : "You and I live in the right Slate for ono another what you. Connecti-cut. "Do you think Jones' judgment is bios cd?" asked Smith. "Oh, nol" s.ild Robin son, " I never heard that he had any." What Is tho meaning of the word tanj lalizlng?" asked tlio teacher. " l'lcusJ marm," spoke up little Johnny, " it meat a o.iicis procession passing tho school-bou and the scholars not allowed tn look out." An epicure is a man who knows wh'fc s go-id to eat, and Who talks about his fnoi incessantly. All an epicure needs Is bristles. and then ho could b: classed at a glance. A poor lady died and somebody gavi hers c-1 funeral. "Who furnished thi funeral?" was the question. and tho rcplj of the person most p'oste'd was, i, "I dnn'll know, but deceased furnished tho corpse.' A woman pianist, who' plays with onlj one hand, Is just now the talk of Paris we remember rightly the Italian' organisl invariably plcys with only one hand. Th Italian has a great turn for music. " our husband Is not In to-day, rriai: am ?" said a collector who called at the dool " No he is not." " Do you know where can find him ?" " I cuess he has zone fishirfg. lie carried a glass bottle filled wit something ho called ' bait. '" " Heie, you young rapscallion," alfouu cd nn old lady from her back door, " when are you going with that old tin pan I" ain't agolir nowhere with it. I'm agolr tofixit." "FixitT Why.lt is alt battere and bent up so you can't Ox It." " Thatfl just the idea. I'm gnin' to pound it a littl fn here and rap It a few times with a Eton there, and then I can cell it for a Tioinai 'antique.' Don't you see how the mtddl of it bulges? Well, that's going to be a ba relief of Mare Anthony 'fore I get tbrougl wltb it." The boy waa called In and pre eented with all the old baking tins in th house (o further his (esthetic and specula live teste. "Havo they found an Indictment agl Bangs, tho burglar?" " 'Twan't au indict ment be dona it with j 'twas a jimmy, an they fouud that long ago." Cleveland Leader.) Mr. Orlando Weatherbec,says an exrban'g of ours, pronrietor"The Spencer rharmaey.' Bpencer.Mats., reports s My customers i el very highly of the Great German Remedu St. Jacobs Oil, it having always given exl cejiCQfc saiisiacuon. uno oi mriu, wr. 4ieur; R. -ha. n a i been greatly benefited by of severe rheumatism, and i .IB. use irr a case I refer, to It in terms of highest pralw. Live and Let Live." A SEYERELESSON. It was Glace Egcrlon's weiidlng day, and she stood fully dressed beforo her mirror, taking one last look, with a little pardonable vanity, at the pretty figuro reflected there. In another hour she should be Mrs. Ernest Redgrave. How hard It was to reollzbj She was a vain and rather frivolous girl. But deep down tn tho depths or that little wolldly heart was a well of true lova for Ernest. If she had to glye up all this out side show, sho would havo been quite con tent to have gone ofTall alono with him,and prove ho true a wife sho could be; but there was no occasion for this, and perhaps even Grace herself knew not how wholly she lovciMilm. Sho was a spoiled pet child and that any solemn duties were entailed In the estate Upon which sho was just en tering, sho did not pauso to think. For four weeks she and Ernest traveled J then they camo home to their own beauti ful heme her father's wedding gift to her. Here a round of festivilies nwoited them, so that tlio young couple for three mouths had no single ovenlng to themselves. "I am tired, Grace. Let us stay nt hornb to-niglit, darllna," said Ernest ono evening after dinner, as Grace was about to leavo him to mako her toilet for some party. 'Absurd, Ernest I You're not growing old. surely I Besides, I promised Mrs. Bless lugton we would come, and I cannot disap point her." "I don't like Mrs. BIcssinglnn. I wish you were not so Intimate with her; and really my head aches to-night. Stay at home, like a good little girl." For a moment Grace wavered. Slin look ed within at a library, which seemed so warm and Inviting. Sho could fancy Er nest stretched on' the sofa, while sho sat be sidqhim, bathing his forehead with some fragrant cologne, and thought what n sweet eozjf evening they might have. Then she rencnibercd something Mrs. Blcsslngton had said about spoiling men, ond how easy it was to begin, und how selfish they grew. It was well enough for Ernest tn spoil her. (That was to bo expected J but as to spoiling luiu no, indeed ? So she ran up the stairs, calling back over her shoulders as she went ,' "Come, Ernest j we've no llnle to lose. And as to that horrid prejudice ol yours, do try and" get over it." Thtyecamo a temptation to tho man a tempjation to carry out his own manly will; hut aofler, tenderer feeling swept over him as a yientul vision of the pretty laughing' face passed beforo him; and halTnn hour lateijhe slood in full dress waiting the ad- vciitjof the beautiful girl, who, nil uncoil- scio sly to them both, was steering her frail 1 on to the quicksands of married mls- vessi cry. A year passed, and Mr. and Mrs. Red. grave were still in the guy vorlex of fash- iomlble lifo ; butto the man's spirit it had grovn unutterably wearisome. ''l married for it h"mo, Grace," he said one diy, in gentle expostulation ; "but what o I see of my home?;' , "Quite enough to satisfy n reasonable man. Why, I shouldn't want to bo nlonn with you all the lime, Ernest. Think how aw fiilly tired wo should get of each other." The thoughtless words stabbed liko n knife; but he made them no reply. Only, fliat even'ng, for tlio first lime, Mrs. Red trave went to some gay assemblage alone. Uer husband had lefused to accompany her. 1 "I am tired," he said ; "but do not let me detain you, Mrs. BIcssinglnn is seen con stanlly williout her husband." "Because he Is a bear," answered Grace, pouting, Nevertheless she went, and after that it was no uncommon tiling for Ernest to spend his evenings with his books and thoughts, while his beautiful young wifo went out alone. "Grace, I wish you lo give Mrs. Blessing- ton up," he said to her one eveuing as they sst nt dinner. "Nonsenso, Ernest. I cannot do It if I wished it ever so much." "But you must do it. I will not havo you ga to that woman's house again." "But, Ernest, I have accepted an Invita tion ton dinher party there for Thursday evening." "Then wrilo" and decline. I do not ask you this without good raus', Utile girl ; but things have recently come lo my hearing regarding tliis lady, mid I do not wish my wife's name coupled with hers' Grace made no reply, but in her own heart her decision was unaltered. Begin to yield to a man's whims, and where should she end ? Of course sho should go". She had been married more than a year now, and, so far, had always had her own sw'eet will and way. This time the latter was unexpectedly raaa0 "V ln lleri ucr xuursaay morning, no saiu to her i "I shan't bo homo to dinner to-night, Grace, You had belter dine at mother's. By tho way, this was Mrs. Bletslngton's night. You hod declined that Invitation?" The first fear that she bad ever felt of Er nest crept Into her heart at a new stern look she taw in his eyes, and it drew her first falsehood to him from her lips. "Yes," she answered. Ho stopped and kissed her more tenderly. "I'll mnke it up to you, darling. Believe me, I do not ask it Without good cause." Sho stood quite still, after he had left her. She was half tempted yet to obey htm j lut, pshaw I what nonsense it wa's I So, at seven o'clock, the carriage stood at her door, and, in a bewitching dinner drets she was driven tor the house ber Husband had forbidden her to enter. But tho dinner dragged not but that Mrs. Bletslngton's chief bed done himself infinite credit, or that her guests failed in their park The troublo lay only with Mrs. Redgrave's self. In vaiu she strove to rally; compliments palled on l.er; the lighla tired her. One thought weighed on heart and brain l Suppbse Ernest should be seriously dis pleased? Well, what If ho were. Mrs. Bless ington had told her how she had managed her husband's first displealure. "Seter yield 1" she advised. "Never show that you're sorry and yoifll soon learn not to feel sorry." So when, at ten O'clock, she bade her hos tess good-night, she determined not to show that she felt any regret. ill , " hi '""band A light In the library (old her that her I w.tathome. 6he hesitated an In stant at tba door, then went boldly In. J iff Rstl 1.00 a If Erneat tlood with his back to Iho firC) tils oyej fixed upon her. but not her Ernest. Tho sternness had gone from his eyes, but no smile was on his lips. Over nil his lace was oil expression of withering contempt, You havo enjoyed your evening, mad am," he sold. "Xou had lor It lue rciisu oi your falsehood this morning." Oh, how Wrong sho had been 1 Sho was templed lo go lo him, and creep Into his arms, and beg him lo forgve her, but she re- membSrcd Mrs. Blctsington's ndyice. '"Yes," she said, "I had a charming eve ning) but I am qullo sleepy now. Good nlghtl I am going to bed." Sho turned to leavo the room, but in one stride ho was beside her, and held her arm in a grip of steel. "Coward, you hurt me 1" sho Bald In sud ilen anger. He dropped her arm then, as though sho had stung him. You meant that word j you have ceased to loye mo I Why did you disobey me, Grace?" "Becauso I do not propose lo bo a Blave to your caprice becauso I havo had my own way all my life, and I intend to have it." And I soy y.m shall not havo It. Chooso between Mrs. Biessingtou ond me between ydur unworthy friend and your husband belweeu your own will and our future hap piness on this Instant, choose!" "I have made my choice; I abido by it. Whe.n you aro more reasonable, I will listen further. Kow, good-night." Ho nlado her no answer. Sho lingered n moment at tho head of tho stairs, hoping ho would speak again, but all was silent. Oh, how unhappy she was as she shut and locked her doorl Strange as it may seem, she had never loved her husband so well in her life. His pale handsome face haunted her. "How hateful I wa's 1" sho said lo hersblf. "As if I would not give up fifty Mrs. Bless- inglon's for one Ernest. I will gtyo her up, too, but I'll do it in my own way." Onco sho unlocked tho door to go down; But no Il would undo all that her firmness had accomplished ; so tho bight passed, to her a sleepless ono. In the early morning a servant brought her a note. It was from her husband, aud ran thus : "At nine o'clock I start for India, tn be absent six months. During Ihot time, my lawyer will consult you In regard to our sep aration, and make it ns easy for you as pos sible. I havo known for a long tinio that our tastes were diametrically opposed, that all my sweet hopes of homo were wrecked, but not Hint you could defy and oulrago the love which I so Irecly gave you. Do not think mo harsh in leaving you nilhoutagood by, but I thought it would be less painlul lo us both." With tcar-blindcd eyes sho glanced up at the clock. It was just eight. She had one hour In which to act. It was but tho work often minulos to order the carriage, mako a haely toilet, .wallow u cupnfeofive, then is sue her commands to tho coach man tndrive at any speed, but reach tho terminus beforo tho clock struck nine. One hour to undo what might bo a life's fatal work 1 But tlmo waits for no man. It was ten minute past the hour when the tenrfinus was reached, and already the train was speeding on its way. With a low cry of agony Grnco realized the whole; then tho strain relaxed, and the fair young head fell back upon Its silken cushions In n dead faint. "A lady fainted I" was tho cry which reached n gentleman giving somo directions about the luggage which he had counter manded being put in tho mail-train. Ho turned quickly. There stood his own horces, his own carriage, and within it tho lovely face of his unconscious wife. It was the work of an instant to spring beside her and lift it on his breast, trying to revive Iter with his passionate kisses. At last tho beautiful eyes opeVied, with wild incredulous recognition. "Oh, I om dreaming 1" she murmured, "Ernest don't leave me." "No, darling no I At tho last moment my heart relented. I thought perhaps I hod misjudged you, 'or that I had been loo severe ond I ordered my luggage tn be taken out of the train, and let it start without me. My wife, I thought you did not lovo me that you had choson the world ; btcause my darling, no true womarf finds it hard to yield In the man whom she can respect and loye; and surely, Grace, you'did not find me a tyrant." But eho can only sob out her plea for for giveness a plea all In easy to grant; and even tears are sweet when kissed away by loye's Hps. But Graco never forgets her losson. Each year home grows swoeter, more precious, and eome of Iho jostling outside world is shut away ; but Graco misses no'.hing. She lui fun ml her world within her husband's heart and knows he is well cmitcnt that she should nestle there. Kidney. Wort moves tlio bowels regularly, cleanses the blood, and radically cures kid ney disease, gravel, piles, bilious headache, and pains which are caused by disordered liver and kidneys. Thousands havo been cured why should you not try? Your druggist will tell you that it !a one of the most successful medicines ever known. It Is sold in both Dry and-Llquid form, and its anion is jiositive und sure (ojeither, Dallas lex., utraia. "You've got n cataract In' you rye," said an old toper to a Keokuk bar-lender. "Well there's enough water in it lo make a rata ract when it goes clown your throat." "Too HghtuingcaIculalor"ofthe Census Bureau is a woman and yet, though a re-, markebly fine mathematictian, she slill measures dress goods by the arm and fingir length. A young man out West died recently of heart disease ho had the heart up his sleeve. It was an ace, and when ho was about to take in the gold he took in the lead. "Here's a fly in the soup, waller." "Yes, sir; very sorry, sir; but you can throw away the fly and cat the soup, can't you?" "Of course I can ;you didn't expect me to throw away the soup and eat tho fly, did you ?" ''What is the meaning ot the word tan taliiing?"asked the teacher. "Please ma'am" spoke up little Johny Uolcomb, "it means a circus procession passing tho tchoolhnuse and the scholars not allowed to look out." "Your husband is not in to day .ma'am?" said a collector who called at the door. "No, he Is not." "Do you know Where I fan find him?" "I guess he has gone fishing. He carried a glass bottle witb something he call ed bait. Yenr if Pnid in Advance. not paid in advance, $1.23 THE FARWEST. Duxvbr, Col., May 21, 1881. DkAr Sistir! Going to Philadelphia or Reading and Millcrsvllle is nothing liko coming nwoy but hero to tho far West. I feel very far from homo when it lakes al most 2 weeks to get a reply to a letter. II takes at least five days to go and five days 10 come, let alone the delays In mail, and when one waits for a fetter It is to much tho longer. 1 actually have gonfe Iwlco to tho post office nud asked for mall mtlttor for W. YT. Reber. But the answer was Very defin ite but dampening on one's hopes that pro bably there might havo been a letter there. Malls go Sunday as well as week day. Railroading out here Is very loosa ns yet not very cystemallc. And had they moro trains on tho road they would ha-o a great many accidents. Two and threo tiolns each way is all they seem to run. At sta tions they sometimes lay half an hour. Trains stop any where. Passengers get out and go qnito n distance from tho train jike walks and nmuso themselves. They stop longer on tho prairiesi This they do nt rallioad eating houses 2tt minutes lor incal3. After I left Trinadad a onc-horso jockey town I camo 311 miles eastward lo Thatcher, Uo town at all just one family and nu operator, tho only operator between Trinndad and La Junta (pronounced La Hunta). At Thatcher I went on n caltlo ranch and spent two or three days, and had a good time riding horses, and rounding up cattle and horses. I had a piod time. It 11 a wild life, this riding fleet and fast over tho great plains. I'd make quite a ranche man. And tho meals oh, the meals. Wo happened to bo out of meat nud potatoes, so wo lived on bread baked from day to day by somo old ranchenianj and dipped this Vienna (?) roll daintily In n gravy ol flour nud water. Culleo in the morning, tea for dinner and supper. For vegetables we had boans, warmed up from day tqday. When they wcro first put upon the stnvo in that dirty pot, I don't know, nn old piece of pork sailed around in the pot to add some littlo tlayor. Beans wcro added, I guess, from time to time as tho pot required replenish ing. Peaches; dried) was another delicacy that tickled the palate of the six-foot Hosier who sat nt my elbow, remarking that things looked as if wo were going to havo n "right smart of good grass." One cup of molasses; pepper, salt, sugar, dirty plates and rusty knifes and forks, and you can easily imag ine tho festive board to' which we all did full justice. Did I cat well? Well, you may Lo sur6 of that, for galloping over the prairies gives ono a fearful appetite. I could have eaten anything. One'a appetite is famous out here in Colorado. Tho hut of the ranch was not veiy spacious. It consisted of four rooms. The hut was vory low, built of mud and stones, gathered fiom a neighbor ing canyon; about 7 feet high from the ceiling to floor. No pictures adorned tho walls. Tlio floor was dirty, chairs rickety, windows dirty, beds were made of boards nailed together. Yet I slept well, cat well and enjoyed myself hugely. La Junta is a very small place, yet it promises at ono time lo be something. The car shops aro to bo built there. (But when?) I was there only a few hours. I soon came to Pueblo'. This was all bustle und excitement, and formed quito a con trast to Trinadad. I got there last Satur day morning and stayed till Sunday after noon. It Is built in thfee pafts Pueblo noith Pueblo and what Ihcy call the 'Mcta." Mesa nro properly forfnd most all over the prairies out here. They aro knolls or elevations from JO to about 75' feet high. They are not very large, and nre generally aloiie that is, not one connected with an other; They are peculiar in1 formation and abrupt in ascent, rounded at edge, and Hat on top. They dro mostly formed of tho same matter as the surrounding plains. No stones, nothing but sand, clayey. This is capped witb a layer of pepplcs and rounded stones from 2 to 0 Inches In diameter, most ly less, showing that at one timo they wore subject to the inlluonce of water. While the surroundings show no such signs. Thoy ore very odd. 1 cannot understand It. Wa ter Is scarce hero anyhow; but few streams ami but few beds of streams. The town called "Mesa" Is built on a succession of three hills. They seem very prevnleut here. Pueblo altogether has about 5000 people. It is now though full of gamblers, roughs and bums. I visited all I could while there; I am not modest at all; I just step right in and see what Is to be seen. Gambling rooms are open In tho best of ho tels. In the leading one I saw in one room three different pUys; one was the great Ba den Baden game,"Rougo et nolr." I notic ed one thiug more that the man who ran the game -the banker Always made the money. At this place they had other games, keno, A-c I did not invest. These places were open till early Sunday morn ing. Sunday morning, when you folks were listening to tho melodious church bells I heard the click or the billianl balls and the thump of the card players on the tables Stores and saloons are open, as there Is no Sunday In the west. I left Fueblo Sunday about S p. ni. for Denycr, Col. I camo over the Denver i Rio Grande railroad. Tbif is a nobby lit tle railroad, having rs narrow track only 3 feet from rail to rail. All the cars passen ger, freight and coal cars have 6team breaks on ttieSr, something I never saw on' any other road. The engines aro four wheeled drivers, and each only about two feet iri diameter. The running slock I. the neatest thing I ever saw. It teems to be a half grown railroad from the rail up to the heaviest engines. Chineso are very numerous out hero. Sam Sing, La Kee, kc, ic, aro found alt over tills town. Tbey are peaceable t. frugal and industrious. I saw one fellov? pull out n gold watch tho other day very unconcerned. Tcople in the East who Ira to no full know), edge of them should not allow Western items to prejudice them against them. The actual condition or solution of tho whole Chinese question, to a great extent, Is coulained in the speech of Recorder Smythe, of New York, When he sentenced a rough tu prison for robbing a poor Chinee. Tn tee this ac tual stato of affairs ono should visit come of these Western cities. I enjoyed the ride from Pueblo to Denver very much. We run closolo the mountains trad I really felt a relief lo be away from the monotonous prairies. We ran jural lei to the mountains roost of the way The n oun- The Carbon Advocate. Aft Independent Family Ncwipp''i PubllshM every SATURDAY, In Lelrlghlon, Carlion Co., Pa., by IIAICItY V. lUOUTIILTIUR. omci-nAVitWAY. a short dls'cuce abtte the Lchlsb Valley-r.. 11, DtfOI. Terms: $1.00 porAimnfii in AMS EVERT DCBCruTTIOS Ol' fLAIS AMI FASCT Job Print in AT VKKY LOW PRICKS. tains in the Yi'etl nro very difrercnl frnrf those In the East, in being higher and mi fa abrupt, sharp and pointed. Snow ravrrs tho most of thorn end they Iook in the sun light liko clouds with a silctr lining. Yoif can really not imaglue how high some ot them nro by looking up in tho sky. They touch tho clouds. As we ncared Denver farming was moro and more practiced, yet lo do so, a great deal of .Irrlgfllhui must bo practiced, and a company Is now forming in" this state to run a large canal jusl fnr Irriga tion. In some places where the water is ruti around any Mesif, vegetation is very gooit below but not above tlio water ditch. Fi nally we cnlcr the "Gafden of tho Gods' or part of it; water, too, hers shows Us great action of somo timo in the past. Pillars of hard ground or rocks stund up high and of varying thickness and generally at the top they havo a flat cap on, Micso extending out from Iho body of tlio pillars like tho rim of a lint; Castle Rock, is another peculiar for mation'. It Is a flat rocky body from whlc.lt rolls down from year to year rocks and dirt through the Influence of tho elements. The' base Is nothing more than the debris front the rock obove. It Is in form, very liko a hugo castle, high',-high up. It is not closa to any mountains. It, like the smaller pil lars, stands alono on n level plain, Tho further North Wo go the higher tho mountains get. Awful, awful. The very clouds aro pierced by them. Wo passed a lake, clear as crystal. No inlet to bo Been, and tliry tay not a fish in it, why I cannot tell. Tinally wo got to Denver and It scorn ed ljke Sunday in comparison to Pueblo, atf it actually was Sunday, 0 a. m. But, here too, saloons, billiards and many stores weref open, Yet gamblers nro less numerous, la fact, I'vo not us yet met ono rcgulur gam bling den. Monoy Is plenty here, and sa loons nud billiard rooms reap a good har vest, as everybody plays pool and billiards' and overybody drinks. It Is a pretty bad towU. A good chtfracteiistlc slang hero' used in high or low soclely fs tho ono "you bet," when they mean emphatically "yes,'' and any tiling that seelna to cxcell is said tof "lake the cafce." Denver sooms to be ns lively and as flush in' money as the east was during the war This city has ns resident -10,000 people, ond then it is full of a llonting population. It depends entirely on the mines and mining stock for its sustenance. There aro but few manufactures, .tc., here to' sustain the city. All is' blisllo and excitement. It Is not only lively on ono street, but on olf. Its streets' are os full of people as the Philadelphia streets are. Tho Hotel Windsor is similar" to tho Continental Hotel in Philadelphia? not quito so large, but just as busy and bet ter run, and does a larger business. Of thai residents' hero a large proportion are Ger man!. They are somewhat mutual in so ciety apari from others. Thoy have their own Bocietica, newspajirrfl, amusement places, saloons ond bauk, It is a very good thing fur the west that so Iarg6 nn clement of Ha population consists of tuch a frugal steady and vigorous race. Their influenco la' mostly Jbr life good although they do not rcgird the Sunday as Sabbath muchly, yet that will pass away as years roll on. I Ben" St. Louis has closed Us Sunday theatres and amusement halls. Tlio west is In fact "vastly illimitable," and one to really try tof comprehend the great cxlont of tho Repub lic must cross It. Travel in one straight! lino for days, and then look out over farms forests, plains, rivers, mountains ond cities all combines to make this the greatest grimiest and most glorious country ever" known, II has somo treat duty lodn, come' lime; it has some great work to perform. .Now, will Bho do it, nr will she fail liko Rome, Greece, Athens, Persia, &c, failed?' Only one nation exists now that can claim (o flval us, nnd sho nol by herself alono but by ber great accessions, rfut then sho car! only rival us in impoj-tanco from a point of West of us I see' nothing but snow-clad1 mountains reaching to the clouds. East of us I tee nothing but plains. We had a light fall of snow last Tuesday, May 17th, Denver is Paris In tho rough, The people' are just ns pious and their habits just as similar from what I can gleanfrom Parisian descriptions. The people are excitable, bustling, unsettled, and they lite mostly li furnished rooms and take their meals at fa vurito restaurants',- and wo havo some fa mousxirrjs here. Sunday Is not much re garded. The lon-cr class seem to mention it not as Sabbath, but as a clay like any other day. Some stores mention that they are closed on Sunday, differing (bus from all others. I have seen but few churches, but I'll find a good old Methodist chnfcU to-morrow. And you may be sure I'll at tend church and Sunday-schotd If It don't givo mo the blues. I will decido by next Tuesday whether I will remain In Denver. Some portions of it aro very much boing built up. In tho sun it is hot, in the shade! it is chilly. I Judge the air from the snowy mountains causes the cold air, The air if very rnre and pure and Denver is full of consumptives, poor folks. I do not see that they aro benefited any. The rarity of the air Is I think co good. The breeze or tha pine groves of North and South Carolina If better. This afternoon I saw another thing that reminded mo of Paris and London, as I've read of them and seen pictures. This whole' week there have been races' here, but to-day was the great race. Miss P.nnen, Champion of Colorado and Miss Curtis, Cnamplon of Kansas, rodo a 20 mile face for $10,000. Colorado won, tho people and tho town all were excited Court, theatre, business, ie,, closed so that all could go. It is two miles to the grounds' over a broad, livol road. Now then, hunt up your picture of tho "Return from the Races." It reminds me for all the world like the great Sweep stakes anil Epsom Derby races for which English Parliament takes a recess. On tho rood were crowded nrgros on mules, fino ladies lrr phtetons and barouches, and lumbering S horse stages with people on the Inside and on tup, and the Jama coming back -It was a Urrlbfs' sight. Wo havo soiuewhero at borne a pic ture showing the return from some London races, hunt them up and you will really tee what I'VO seen to day. All people in UaintM here mako money. Drug stores make money hand over fist, the' physicians sin to make money loo. Rooms' ore so high thst Is wfTat bothers" me. and besides, when the miningexmtemcut fades, then the glory of this town will fade too. Still I may settle: I cannot say definitely ytst, I will writs as toon as I make up in mind. I' W. W Rir