Ex spurta TWIn-d fireman.
A striking n flair A prlre fishl.
Always under the lash The eye.
A paying bnliis The rahirr'.
Tlie roses will bloom In W time.
A dead failure A deceased bnukrupt.
tt9.The hens are preparing lor I!Hr
lajlug for It. K to spcnk. Samentt llricld.
The only objection we hart tnlheni lit her do
not men It sqmrely. They go at It In a kind
nf-round (about) wayibutweare ofthe opinion
that this could hn remedied to a certain ex.
tent b7 the Ufa ot oral. I). Itobert's Poultry
1'owdera. for It makes the hem net "on tho
square" by laying doable yolked eggs.
Ilia voice ia still for war Tbo Quaker's.
Wlisl the piller said l tlie clay Do
w ire.
The gar and festive flics hare returned
l town.
The nine for a shaky base-boll player
Quinine.
f be went to the play of "flllrelte,"
Aud near an open window she sat,
And liy so doing she there met
The rate or all who rashly got
So Imprudent.
Sho saw a notloe In the weekly .far,
'ToeuroacoldUso Sines' Syrup of far,'
(o I be want to her ilrngelst, ana tbers
Invested with a single quarter
In the article.
JNowtfyou only hare occasion to see,
How earnest and vehement she be
When telling bow quickly and entirely.
She was cured of the clld, ou said settee
'Twill surprise yom
The time is almost here for cream-ale
Inr the girls.
Beer drinking, Is said to bo decreasing
In England.
Watered stock That In a- dry goods
iouee after a fire.
10.lt Is said that there Is only one thine In
the world that ia suro. namely death. We
can nnwadd another sure thing Sines1 Syrup
vi ar. lis aare 10 cwre n vougu or voia.
A net that many are anxious to get In
tothe Cabinet.
Dnej a girl cudgel Iior braina every
times she bangs her hair?
Every new reformer threatens to knock
the fluffing out of a ballot-boxes.
7A promising young- haa been named
Tr. Tanner In hopes that It make him fait.
Exchange, That might do Air some horsrs;
bnt we had rather take our chances on a
package ot M. B. Rnberta' Horse Powders, as
they guarantee a healthy and vlgorout eon
stltutlon, which Is essential for any horses
speed and endurance.
"That's a furgone conclusion ," aslhe fox
aald when be lost his tail in a trap.
A', man may sometimes, but rarely be a
capital fellbsr without having a rent.
A new London paper is called the Po
liceman. It ought to be subscribed for in
flubs.
t3."0f all sad words of toncue or pen
The saddest ore those, 'It might have been.' "
The above quotation was forcibly brought
to mind the other day by boarlns a young
lSdy reina k that she would not now be 'I Tint
with- Onnsnmpilon. ir she bad taken Sines'
Syrup or Tar, Wild Cherry and Horebound,
In November last, and cured her cold, as a
friend others did.
Fsre but false," as the conductor ob.
served when the passenger tendered hi m a
lead niekle.
A-man has been found who has made
some money out oflheraw. Ho borrowed
from judge and left the country.
O-We understand that all the farmers'
horses In this socilon that are giving jr. II.
Roberts' Horse Powders are able to plough
from one thld to one-half moro acres per day
than those that are glrrnany other, owing
to their laxative, tonic, and purifying quali
ties. We advlso all those that havo not used
thorn to do sn. They aro not adulterated with
bran or cake meal and sold by the pound, but
are put up In neat packages from pure drugs
and sold forSS cents by all druggists,
A' rentleman on being asked why he
did not treat hia lady after the performuiice
replied "I havo done that once stew often."
It fs a very easy matter for a person to
bo In two places at the Fame time. One
frequently hears of a man being in a strange
country and home sick.
Important tuTriivelera.
Srseutt Isnuor.MrKTS nro nflereo: you by
the mjiM.YOTOK Hubtr. It will pny vmi to
ron their advertisement to bo found elso
where iu this issue.
The girl stood upon tho brown-stone stoop,
Her lover by her side,
Through the opeu.dnor. came the old man's
boot
And the lover took a slide.
Now JTcrnoy Premium Wino.
rhysielans state that the Port Wine that
took, tlie premium at the Centennial, pro
duced, and' ollered for salo by Mr. Alfred'
Bpeer, of New Jersey, is a wino that can bo
safely used for medicinal purposes, being
pure and free from medication, and is more
reliable than other Tort Winea. It is es
pecially recommedded for weakly females
and the aged. For sale by A. J. Purling
and. I)r..C; T. Horn, Lchlghton; and Zero A
ltapsher, Weibsport, Ya.
i The streets of Cairo, Egypt, are to have
their names inscribed in Arabic and French,
ud the houses numbered. It will be the
first Mussulman town with such indications.
An Invaluable Article. Tho readers of
the Argv havo nn doubt teen tbo advertise
ment of Ely's Cream Balm iu another col
umn. An article liko "Creum Bjlin" has
long been desired, and now that it is within
the reach of sull'i urs from Catarrh, Hay
Fever, etc, there is evory reason to ucliete
they will make the most of it. Dr. W. E.
Buckmau, W. E. Hammaii, Druggist, and
other Eastnnians have given it a tiial.aml
all recommend it in- tho highost terms.
Easts Pa., Daily Argun, Oct, 7 1879.
We haye sold many gross of Ely's Cream
Balm, and are gratified to bear fiom our
ou.tomers the most flittering reports) be
lieve it is un article of real merit. Bmllh
Kline k Co., Wholesale Druggists, PhiU
delnhia, P For sale in I,ehighton by A.
J. Purling and 0. T. Horn M, U.
A.milk-white, red-breasted robin is ex.
citing considerable interest among cltliens
ofSewickley, Pa., where she has been dis
covered building a nest assisted by a male
robin of normal color, save that be has a
white, bead.
Chicago Western Catholic
The latest man vhn lia. hn m.A
through the use of this valuable liniment is
ir. jaraea A. Uonlan, Librarian of tSe
Jtqllpwlng Is Mr. Conlau's Indorsement!
Miox catholic Library Association,
::
zo ueartwrn Blreet,
Phimfrn Br, 1 A 10OA
I wish t.-i Hd mv i. l!tA.,n , . I. -
J - - . .. w . , t ,v IUO
man. nrfit .T.k'. A.l ... - - - r - -
.. . v. u., va o vfi, a, n UUIC IVT 1 11C U -
rnatism. One bottle has cured me of this
troublesome disease, which gave me a great
deal of bother fur a long time; but thanks to
the remedy I anv cured. This statement is
uutouciiea oy any cue la it Interest.
Jaur3 A. Corns, Librarian.
Crying at weddings has gono out of
fashion. Bnilling is the thing cow, and
the bridegroom is not made to feel as though
lie was a hsrd-heartcd pirate and buccaneer,
who is ruthlessly destroying a happy home.
Tbts fs a big improvement.
-A cool rcveptlou An ice-cream fes
tival. The tailor at the masthead is a tip-lop
fellow,
The fatbUuable shade this summer will
be the shady tide of the street.
Tho mau who expressed an opinion
bad to pay charges clear through before the
compeuy would take it.
The C-isbox Anvociir will only cost
T0u'l.OO a rear la advance, and theu you
-will -jet un of Kendall's Jlorso Iljols Irce.
FARMERS' COLUMN.
FA It JI NOTES.
Tho United States is the best market
Canada has for horses.
Tho quality of the feed regulates the
quality of the manure heap.
There Is slid to be some $15,000 invest
ed the manufacture of olcrmargarine.
A eixly-five-ycar-old tree on Belgrade
Hill, Mc.,ia credited with an aggregate yield
of 600 bushels of Baldwin apples.
Mr. A. Johnson, Pulaski, Ky., killed a
bronra turkey gobbler, eighteen months old
that, according to aworn statement, weighed
fifty five pnunds.
To prevent sows from crashing their
young nail' a board about one foot vride to
the sides of the pen. The board must be put
on like a shelf, so thatthe littto pigs can run
under it to get out of tho way.
The eropa that do best on rather sliS
soil are potatoes, onions, celery, late cab
bages all kinds. When well drained such
soil will often produce good early cabbage.
Thebcst runs for poultry are where grass
and gravel are plontlful. Grass runs are of
great value where they can be had, but they
must be large if fowls have constant access
to them or the grass will soon cease to grow
At odd times during rainy days, etc., it
will be profitable to look overthe machinery
and utensils used in haying and harvesting,
and see what needs to be boughtor mended,
and thus be in readiness when the clover is
to be cut or when the wheal ia ripe for the
harvest.
Oxen being naturally slow in their
moveraeuts they will not bear hurrying in
their work, and tbould be givon abundant
time for feeding. A yoke of oxen can be
kept with profit on most fartus of consider
able size where three or more men with
teams nro employed.
The ground above the currants and
gooseberries should be cultivated thoroughly
and given a good mulch. The worms must
be watched for, and upon their first appear
ance apply White Hellebore, n Ublespoon
ful to a pailful of water.
Grafting is an operation that had better
be done too late than too early. The best
time is when the buds on the stock are
swelling, and If necessary may be continued
until tho trees are in full bloom.
With the hsrd work of the month tho
horses require the bc6t care, which includes
carding and brushing. Too much coin feed
now makes tho animals restless by pro
ducing nn irritation of tho kin. A moder
ate feed of green ryo will be very acceptable
to horses and promote their health. If the
land is not stony the shoes may he-removed
from tho farm teams for a timoat least with
benefit.
It is best to set blackberry and rasp
berry plants in early spring, but it may still
be done. Some means of holding up the
growing canes should be produced, aseithe
single sltk a or trellises. The canes pro
duced last year bear tho fruit, and the now
onos are fruit next year. All suckors at a
dlstanco from the rows, unless new p'anls
are desired, should be considered as weeds
and cut away.
Tho strawberry bed should bo kept
froe from weeds, and the soil loose aud
mellow. Before hot weather apply a mulch,
which will keep the iruit from tbo ground
and preserve the soil iu a moist state. The
white grub sometime makes sad work with
the strawberry bed. A willed plant is an
indication that its roots have been eaten off
by the pest. Remove tho plant and search
for the grub before jt gets to another plant.
Tho tent caterpillars can be easily de
stroyed if, when tboy are first seen to form
tho web, you ascend the treob, where they
are located, either after 6undown or early In
the morning, and with an old glove on
your hand just roll them in tho ,wob and
squelch them. If there are any of these
pests on the end of small twlga which trou
ble you to reach, tie a cotton rag to the cud
of a long stick, saturate it with kerosene oil
and tit it on fire; apply this to the web and
sure destruction is the result, and without
injury to the tree.
Corn planting it now the leading work
throughout a broad area. It is a matter of
common remark with those who observe
the weather, that, tako one year with anoth
er, tho 1st of June will find vegetation about
equally advanced, no matter how backward
the early part of the season may haye been.
Corn land is to be put in. readiness as soon
ss n.ay bo, but tht seod must not bo planted
until Ihe soil is warm, wheu tho grain will
start into vigorous gruwth at once. There
is often serious loss from planting too early;
the grain remains dormant, or rota In the
ground. It it olten the case that a field
planted in April will, in June, be far behind
ono planted in the early days of May.
Cows at pasture, as well as those kept
in stables under the soiling system should
haio an abundance of fresh, pure water, and
be properly supplied with salt. This is
considered to have a correctlvo effect upon
the succulent food that might otherwise
produce some disorder of the digestion. It
is best not to let the cows feed entirely upon
grass fur the first fo" days, but continue the
hay and meal until the green feed ja more
nmture. Thia caution applies still more
strongly to the calves and young stock,
which are especially' subject to Injury from
overfeeding wftb succulent herbage.
Farmers who are intending to soil
their cows tbij year must get in a crop
of spring rye as soon as possible. Many
who soil thoir cattle'neglect this crop, or en
tirely ignore it. Though spring rye does
not produce very good rye or butter, yet It
Is the first crop to follow winter rye, while
ifa quantity of cottonseed meal is' used the
quality of milk Is greatly imuroved and the
quantity Increased. Rye, like fodder corn,
it an imperfect food and does not contain
nitrogenous food equal to tho amount re
quired by the amount of starch and sugar
which it carries. Cottonseed meal contains
a large amount of nitrogenous matter, com
pared with its starch and sugar; it also
contains a large amouut of oil, thus forming
a very important feed if it is dcsirod to
economize either the ryo or corn fodder. By
fteding a little cottonseed meal in the com
biuatiou ne extract moie nutrition from
the coltouseed meal than if it was fed alone.
If You aro Slcli, ICeml
the Kidney-Wort advertisement in another
column, and it will explain to you the ra
tional method of getting well. Kidney
Wort will save you moro dector's bills than
any other medicine known. Acting with
specifio energy on the kidneys and liver, it
cures the wuitt diseases caused by their de
rangement. Use it at occe. In dry and li
quid form. Either is equally efficient, the
liquid is the easiest, but the dry it the most
economical. Interior.
Wanted 10,000 men, women and chil
dren wanted to subscribe for the Carbon
Auvousiv A premium given to each subscriber.
A. Mosserj
Manufacturer of and Dealer In
STOVES, RANGES AND HEATERS,
Tin and Sheet-roiTWarc ana General
nonse Furaisnuig Goods.
ROOrirm aud SPtHmnO done at
short notice and at Lowest Cash Prices.
Kverv fctafl of PTOVI5 ORATES ana TIKE
dkiuus xa;t constantly on nana.
Store on SOUTH Street,
A few doors. above Bank St., LBIIIOnTON
ratronna tollctted Bdtletiotton guarantied.
Oct.t-yl A. U. MOS3KK.
Central Carriage Works,
Bank St., Loliighton, Fa.,
Are prepared to Manufacture
Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs,
Spring Wagon, &c,
Of evsry description, In the most substantial
manner, ana ai i,owesi unin trices.
Bepalrlner Promptly Attended to.
THEXLER & KREIDLEH,
April so, 181 yl Proprietors.
Ttespectfally announces to the people of Le
hlghton and Its vicinity, that he Is now pre-
lutreu 10 supply mora wun ail Kinua OI
Household Furniture
Manufactured from the best Seasoned Mate
rials at Prices full v as low as the lameartteln.
can be bought for elsewhero. Here are a few
oi ine lnaucemenis onerea :
Parlor Sets at from 450 to $90
Walnut Marble-top Dressing Case
lied room Suites, 3 pieces JI0 to SM
Painted Bedroom Suites (lstosio
Dane Seated Uhalrs, persetof 0.... to
Common Phalrs, per set of ( (1
&uu an oilier uooul cquuny cnoap.
lit this connection, I desire to call the at
tention of the people to my ample facilities In
i III HiIbMI I I I I li-BmillMMiHl Pill
THE UNDERTAKING BUSINESS
with a NEW and HANDSOME HEARSE,
and a full llneof GASKETS and COFFINS,
I am prepared to attend promptly to all er.
dors In this line, at lowest prices.
Patronage rerpectrully sullelted and the
most ample satisfaction guaranteed.
V. BC11WARTZ,
0tl2 BANK St., Iiehlehton.
JMFOItTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!
ILowis Weiss
POST OFFICE DDILD1NG
LEHIOHTOff, PA., has the Largest and
Most Extensive Stock of
HATS, CAPS. &o.
ever offered In this borough, and to which I
Invite the special attention of my customers
and the publlo generally, as I am prepared to
offer extraordinary Inducements In
SrjIINO AND SUMMER,
Boots, Sloes, Hats, Caps, k,
and I Invite my numerous friends and patrons
to oall and examine my stock before making
their purchases elsewhere, as lam prepared
1?t fill?. .J'SS! JndticomentB to all 0A8H
PUROIIASEKS.
Ilemember. LEWIS WEISS
l'ost-omce UBllding, Lehlchtcro, Pa.
Sspt. JO.
JOHN F. HALBACH,
Instructor of Music,
(Piano, Organ, Voice and Theory.)
LEHIGIITOS, PA.
Sale agent far the
J. & C. Fischer Piano ;
And dealer la all kinds of Pianos and Organs.
" imu cu.jr. oiaio, jumoer. orioas.
etc, taken In exchange.
Sheet Music and books furnished on short
notice.
ror particulars, terms, &e.. Address,
JOHN F. HALBACH,
Aug I, li;-ly. Lehlghton, Pa,
FHAZ J2 It.
Axle (kease.
Best In the world, Lasts longer than any
other. Always la good oondlilon. Cures
sores, cuts, bruises, and corns. Costs but lit
tle more than the Imitations. Every package
has the trade matk. Call for the genuine,
and take no other.
r.( Cbromo Cards, loo. ; or large, new
Ohromo cards, tlrds and flowers t or 4
lovely aold and Silver Chromos, with name
10c, NAtaan Pkimtimo Co, Nassau, N. Y.
year to A Bents, and eipruaeaT f
Ooiattro". Address bwns &ro
Autfa-U- Maine.
31
Ete. THE GREAT asal
R1NREMEDI
iron
RHEUMATISM,
Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago,
BackachOf Soreness of iho Chest,
Gout, Quinsy, Sore Throat, Swell
ings and Sprains, Burns and
Scalds, General Bodily
Pains,
Tooth, Ear and Headache, Frosted
Feet and Ears, and all other
Pains and Aches.
N Preparation en earth equals 8t. Jurons On
ai a safe, surr, ednplc and cheap Kxttmal
Itemedj. A trial entails but the comparatively
trlflleg outlay of 50 Cents, and every en euflr
fng with pain can havo cheap and positive proof
of its claims.
Directions In Eleven Languages.
SOLD BY ALL DBUaOISTS AMD DBALHK3
IN MEDICINE.
A. VOGEIER & CO.,
iJaKfmorc, ltd., V. S.
Mareh S, MSl-Tl
n EITIIER LIQUID OR DBT FORM
That Acts nt the until o time on
MM, THE BOWELS,
AND THE SIBimiS.
I WHY ARE WE SICK?
nM., tt...
Abecomt dogged or tonildt and pottonotw
utfiut eiwuiuve cxyeitri naiifrmty
WILL, SURELY CURE
KIDNEY DISEASES,
LIVER COMPLAINTS,
SPILES, CONSTIPATION, URINARY
DISEASESrEMAI.E WEAKNESSES,
AND NERVOUS DISORDERS,
I by causing free getlon of thete organ and
restoring their power to throic off dlteaie.
Why suffer Illllons palm and aches!
ITTliy tormented tilth Piles, Constipation!
Why frightened over disordered Kldnoysl
Why endure nerrons orslek headachest
I Use IUDNEY-AVOttTaaJ rejoice In Health.
It Is put up In Ptt Veretable Form. Intln
Scans one package of which makes six quarts of
medlcloe. Also lnliauld Form, very Concen
trated, for those that cannot readily prepare It.
nrlt acta with equal efileteney hi either form.
I GET II OF YOUR DRUGGIST. TRICE, el.OO
WELLS, RICIUBDSOX A Co., Trop's,
((Wills
1 send the dry post-paid.) ErsmCTOJ, TT.
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corresponding English Edition. Large type,
linen super-calendered paper, elegant bind
Inc. A separata "Oomnrchenslve Ilistnrv
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a full account ofthe New Kevlslon, glren to
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Rest ebanoe for aicents ever offered. Send
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FATEHTS.
Inventors will Advance their Interests by
Emnlovlniran Experienced Attornev resident
In Washington. I. A. Lehmann. Solicitor of
American and Foreign Patents, Washing
ton, 1).'V., lias had years of sueeesaful Prac
tice, and was formerly an Exemlner of fa
tents In tho Patent Ufflcr. All business be
fore the Courts or the Department promptly
attended to. Fee contingent upon success.
Send for Circular. April M-tf-cor.
tlmliihlrator's Notice.
Notice Is hereby riven that letters nfarl.
ministration have been granted thn urNlAr-
slgned on the estate of Henry Rnmaly. late of
jjucr luwsweuFiuK owusiup,vjarDon coun
ty, Pu., deo'd. All persons ludebted to raid
esato will make payment within 30 days, and
those having claims will present them duly
authenticated for settlement to
j. u. iwtsAjuEK, Administrator.
Lower Towamentln, March 19, lSSl-ow.
STARTLING
DISCOVERY!
LOST MANHOOD RESTORED.
A vtclrm of youthful Imprudence caualng
Premature Decay, Nervous Debility, Lost Man.
hood, etc . baring tried In vain evory known
xemedy4iaa discovered a simple aelf cure.wblch
he will aend FREE to bla fetlow.aufferera. ad
dress J. II. REEVES, 13 Chatham St, N. Y.
Januarys), 1881-yl
Cheap Variiis
IN MISSISSIPPI.
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ed. Contested Lind Claims, Mineral and
Agricultural; attended-to before the Depart
ment of the Interior and Supreme Court.
Land Scrip and Additional Homesteads pur
chased and sold. April S3-tt-cor.
ggfThe Carbon Advocate
one year for $1, and Kendall's
Horse Book as a premium.
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LESSONS IN LOVE-MAKING.
ADVICETO YOUNtI U1RLS WHO WISH
TO FLEAS THEIlt BEAUX.
Don't love too many atone
time.
Don't do your spooning in
public.
Recollect that a wedding
ring on your finger is worth
a good many of them in your
mind.
Try to find out by some
-means whether your intended
knows how to earn a decent
living for two.
Be seasonable; don't expect
a man working for eight dol
lars a week to furnish you
with a reserved seat at the
opera every other night.
Don't be afraid to show the
man of your choice that you
love him provided, of course,
that he loves you. Love is a
double sided sort of concern,
and both have a part to play.
Don't try to bring too many
suitors to your feet. They
have feet as well as you have,
and you may see one pair o;
feet walking off from you
some day you would bo very
glad to call back.
Keep your temper, if you
expect your other-half-in-law
to keep his. If he dosen't
suit you, don't expect him to
put up with your humors.
Deal careiully with boshfu
lovers ; lead them gradually to
the point (ol proposal, o
course), but don't let them
suspect what you are at, or
they might faint on your
hands, or go crazy on the
spot.
It is said lovers' quarrels
always end with kisses. This
is partly true ; but if you are
not carelul those little spats
you indulge in may end in
the kisses you covet being
given to some other girl !
If it is possible try to suit
your sisters, cousins, aunts
grandfather, neighbors, friends
and acquaintances when you
happen to fall in love. If you
can't suit them all, don't
worry, for the thing has never
been done yet.
Don't imagine that a hus
baud can live as a lover docs
on kisses and moonlight
He will come home to his
liieals hungry as a bear, and
any little knowledge of cook
ery you can pick up during
courtship is about the best
provision you can make ior
future happiness.
Kemcmker that nature lias
nut eveiy man under the
necessity of having a mother,
and that the latter is not in
any way to blame if she is re
garded as the bitter part of a
sugar-coated matrimonial pill.
If you feel in duty bound to
be her sworn enemy, post
pone this duty till you know
something about her.
Don't seek advise in love
affairs from an old maid who
has been crossed iu love, a
bachelor who has been jilted,
a woman who married her
husband's pocket-book, or a
man who happens to bo hen
pecked. Don't confide in
your girl friends ; to keep a
secret in a love affair would
kill them ; don't consult your
minister; he'll have the mar
riage fee in view. If you go
to you family physician, he
will say your liver is affected
in ulace of your heart. If
you must get instructions from
somebody, why not ask your
mother how she used to man
age things with you father I
True love didn't run any
smoother in old times than it
does to-day, and since she
knows how it is herself, Ave
can'l think, just now, of any
better way to advise you.
The foregoing are com
piled from a column of rules
prepared by the editress of the
ladies' department ofthe N. Y,
Saturday Press,- and may be
followed with profit by all
our girl readers.
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HOLlMN'S
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CURE
simply
BY
THE ONLY
TRUE
MALARIM
Absorption.
Tradk Uahk.'
Jlolman'a Acne. Liver anil Stomncli
i Acne. Liver anil Stomncli
Imi-l?or MAI.AIUA. AgtJ,
UVER and SrOilACll TBOff.
flolmnn'a Speelnl Pad Adapted to old
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Uolmau'a Spleen Belt For stuJiborn
CHWB of Enlarged Splaan and
nnylrldlng Liver and Stomach
troubles. Prion $3.00.
ITolmnn'B Inrnnt'a I'nd-For ailments ft
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Rolmnn' IlennI ld For KUnpy and
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Iloliuan'fl Ifterlim Fad For F.mrtl
troiihlns. Trice tS.Ofl.
nolman'a Abnorpf Iva Jlledlclnnl nd
IMnster Tha beat plaster mule
porous on rubber bsals. Price Sla.
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glsh circulation. Price per pair tn.
Absorption Salt Medicated Foot Daths
For Colds, Obstructions and
all rases where a foot bath Is
reeded. Ter half lb. package, .
For sale by all druggists or Kent by mall,
goatnald, on receipt of prlre. The Absorptloo
lit Is not "mailable'1 and must bo sent by
Express at pnrchaaer'a expense.
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