;.iyijunMuifij.wuimwa
FARMERS' COLUMN.1
"I'roliric" Corn.
Every season wo nro Inlrotlueccl to new
varieties of Relit corn which are claimed to
be superior In nil that linve prrmleil them.
Chief among lltcto prolific kinds li Blunt'a
TfimcKre White, which la iioilontt nlltlmt
h claimed for It. It will produce over n
lilindrtd hnshcla to un acre of land, and has
been known fo yield m'ich more. It bears
as many as from three to tcven cars to the
stalk, ami must certainly, on that account,
l more prolific than any other. But why
do farmers fall lo realize what they expect
from it, n trial ? It is not because tho corn
will not proJucj heavily, forovery stalk of
it that grows shows that it Is witling tn re
wartlike grower with all that ho desires.
The fault is that most farmers, while will
lug and anxious to Improve their reed corn,
do not pay proper regard to tho conditions
neceMary for securing the, results sought
after.
Of the many varieties of corn known In
us nn aro oil familiar with' the fact of at
least two divisions while and yellow. The
yellow Is richer In carbon, or rather oll.whlle
the while predominates In starch. Tho fer
llliier required fur tho one kind does not
exactly suit tho other, Ihorgh tho toll that
produces the yellow will nlso malum the
white. The transfer of the seed ofone kind
lo a distant locality Is just as unnatural as
the turning of n Short-horn ox which
has fed on bluo cross inlo n scanty meadow.
It will not thrive, mid additional feeding Is
necessary. Our methods of cultivating corn
are somewhat thno honored, and but few
dcvlnto from the accustomed methods prne
tlccd in Ihcirown immediate sections. Cer
lain quantities of manure, partfculnr periods
of cultivation and fixed limes of harvesting
are rigidly adhered lo, and, while Improve
ment Is carefully applied lo selccllngof seed,
the utual habits of planting ond working
are not broken.
All tho prolific varieties of corn should be
put in the ground aa toon as posslblo after
danger or frost is over, aslhey need at much
growing time ns possible, requiring the
wholo season lo mature, or. account or the
superabundant yield expected. They will
grow at first very luxuriantly, giving a largo
yield of fodder, and throwing oul from
three to seven cars, as stated. Such cars
will proceed and do well until "filling" time,
and then it Is sein that, while there nro
plen ly of ears, lioihlng but""nubblns" will
bo tbo result
Corn is a very gross feeder. Its roots
penetrate in every direction, along the sur
face, through Ihc lower soil, ond downw.ird
directly lo llio subsoil. Perfect networks of
roots ond rootlets nro woven into every inch
of soli, and greedily does llio plant lake up
everything that will serve lo act as its food.
Tho simplo mailer of forming tho cob nlono
r -quires mi amount of potash not easily pro
Vjtred in sime soils. Even (he sand Is com
pelled to afsisl II, as silica is one of its chlof
6 "iistilucnls. This Is teen In llio sharp
glazed edges of tholearor blade, which of
ten cuts ono like a knlle, and is, in fnct,
gloss in a certain thnpe. This, when Ihc
fodder is afterword rotted for manure, is a
soluble silica for tho succeeding crop.
With the great requirements of our ordi
nary corn known Ions, on changing it for
some of the prolines we should piovido for
sustaining tho cum In lis great struggle .if
'filling" up three or more cars Instead of
one; and this should not only bo dono by
extra manuring nt the beginning but an od
dllional 'feed" should be added just before
the cars "silk." Too much fertilizer cannot
be applied, for corn is a pluut that la seldom
Injured by oyer-manuring. Another fact is
that c.rt.in varieties ol corn suit particular
oils, and no prolific corn or any other kind
will do well In some sections unlit a 'tor ac
climated, whiclunaylrequire several seasons.
In Delaware they haye, In one portion of
the State, a corn especially adapted to thut
regior, and while othcrvaiietlcs introduced
there, and grown by its side, otlen produce
more, the "old standard" gels over droughts
bad cultivation and oilier drawbacks for
better than Its rivals; and yrt this Delaware
ei-n might not suit at all in IhlsState. Per
haps no new seed corn will stand thochange
from one section to onother and do very
well at the atari; still It is ccrtalu that we
Rt splendid results by changing seed, no
rent experiments, howevor, hare demon
strated that Inslend ofchnngliig seed entire
ly, crossing I ho 6eed Is better, which is done
by planting it by tho sidoof thoold varletv.
I'ruiilii" lCoucv.
In pruning strong growing roses (he end
to be secured in a considerable number of
meflum-sized, well-ripened shoots instead
bf a very few strong ones, as these strons,
luxuriant shoots will produce few (lowers.
In accordance with the above statement n
.contributor to a foreign journal says: "The
other day when looking over an amateur
ros.iriin's pels a plant of Jean Rosenkrantz
was pointed out as yielding only wood and
Itaves. Thj season's growth was nt their
baae thicker than my thumb,and the genor
ml appearance of these stems' immediately
suggested the reason why flowers hail not
Wn produced. At tho base of the shoots
the buds had gradually become more promi
nent, till at tho enda they wero aa promi
nent as those on any other roses. To obtain
a supply of blooms next season tho tips of
the shoots would merely roqulre cutting off)
but to make a permanent Improvement at
least one shoot would need to be ciil well In,
and then, instead of allowing tho young
shoots lo grow as they pleased, their points
Would requlro to be pinched out, when the
young growth had attained a firm condition
V least some Inches above its bate." Amer
ican Cultivator.
feemed)- for Cnbbngc Woriim.
Of all the many remediea that have been
tried for the imported cabbage worm since
II first began to spread over the country and
to play havoc with our cabbage fields, few, If
ny, bive given entire satisfaction. It la
safe to say that the most satisfactory rems
if so far discovered Is in the use of pyreth
rum. We were the first to apply this in
JBTO.but did not are to recommend it until
further experiments had been made. These
We have made tho present year, and caused
Vax made by a numbtrofour agents and
Correspondents. The general experience Is
most favorable, and we unhesitatingly re
commend it for all Ihe different worms of.
feeling toe leaves of our cabbage plants.
Buttered Ailc.
Peel, sliceand core one pound of.apples;
put into a frying pen about two ounces of
butler; add the apple and cover- over with
two ounces of pounded sugar; put them into
the ortn until done. A very nico dish lor
e&Hdreu.
?iisci!I.i.m:oiis.
In Purls a post-nffiVo la lo bo nnnoxed
to every telegraph buieau.
-On llio third anniversary of his coro
nation, Tope Leo XIII dispensed nearly
$3000 in charily.
Two barbers in Lawrenco, Mass., hnvo
been fined $10 and costaforahavlngon Sun
day. They appealed.
There Is a Dalm In Olleod. The auccen
which has marked the Introduction ofCream
Balm, a Catarrh remedy, prepaied by Ely
Bros., Owcgo, N. Y., Is Indeed marvelous.
Many persona In Piltaton and vicinity nro
using It wltli most satisfactory results. A
lady down town Is recovering tho senso of
smell which she had tint enjoyed for fifteen
years through tho use of Ihc Balm. She had
given up her case ns incurable. Mr. Barber,
the druggist, his used it in Ms family and
commends It very highly. In another col
umn, a young lunkliannock lawyer, known
In manv of our readers, testifies that ho was
cured of partial deafness. It is certainty a
very eiiicncinin remedy. i'lumon, j'a , uo
tctte, Aug. IS, 1870. For sain In Lchighton
by A. J. Durllng and C. T. Horn M. D.
Sixty teats are In bo reserved for Ya'e
College students at llio presentation of llio
Gnok play at Harvard next month, and the
Yalo Faculty will grant leaves of absence to
thoso who attend.
Pure l.'in;ii' Wine.
A Committee from llio Fanner's Club, of
UK' American Iiirtitullnu.liave vlst'eit Spcer a
Vineynids and Wino Cellar-, nud they re.
port "that the Port Grope Wino of Alfred
Speer, of Posslao, New Jersey, Is generally
pronounced thu most tellable wino tn bo ob
tained, mid Is now beimr used by Physician
who ore the most choice In the selection i f
wines fur convalescent patients. The princi
pal hnsrltils in New Yolk hove adopted this
wine. For solo by A. J. Durlingnnd Dr. C.
T. Horn, Iiehigliton, and Zern & Rapsher,
wcissport.
A Toronto paper alleges that a gentlo
miu, walking through n street oflbatcily
Silurdsy morning, heard n cry overlie"' j
looking up, ho saw a child tailing from n
window, caught It in his onus, and saved its
life.
ttJuTlto hens aro prcpirlnjr for Easter
nil ins lor it. so io "pena. oamer.rr ticiaia.
The only objection we hare t') lliein Istliovilo
nol met It rqutrcly. 'I hoy k nt It In u I, In. I
ofroiiml (about) wiiy;butwoaroorthcoplnlon
ttiol this could bo remedied lo it certain ex.
lent ly Die use ofot Il, It. linltcrt's Poultry
Powders, lor It makes tho lins net "on tho
squaro" by laying doublo yolktil iggs.
Tho Rev. Henry Darling has accepted
the Presidency of Hamilton College, lo
which he was recently elected.
o
Pho went to the play of'-t illvolle,"
And near nn open window slio sat,
And liy so dolotr slie thcro met
Tho Into or nil who rashlj (ret
So Imprudent.
She e.iw a notlco In tho weekly Sfar,
'To curcn cold Use. Sines' Syrup or Tar,"
So slio cnt In her ilruulst. and Ihcro
Invested wllh a, slngb quarter
In tho article.
1 ow I r you only bavo occnMnn lo seo,
llnw earnest nml vehement she bo
When trlllnir how quickly nnd entirely.
She was cured of tho o hi, on said sotlco
"Twill suiprlso you.
A Sleubenvillo (Ohio) correspondent
nsscits Unit a pistol ball llrcd ntn maplo tree
fit) feet distant, rebounded nnd hit Ihe marks
innn in the leg.
V..-A Tf la aiM f 1 1...., t- .1.1 .
"I- r ipiviu I. VIHJ I'llb' I 11111! ill
the world that Ii sure, namely ilcath. Wo
i.tii uMiiiiii minuter sore it'intr allies' r-yrun
of Tar. Its euro to cure n Cough or Cold.
Lntly Marion Alford siys that the Itm-
nl School of Art Needlewoik gives per ma
nent employment lo about 135 ladies, of
whom 00 are needlewomen. An average
worker earns nbnut twcnly-fivo shillings n
week, a very good ono nbout two pounds.
nnd thu lowest, slowest or least able worker
no more than fifteen shillings.
flrcA nvnn.1.1.... - I..- 1
Dr. Tanner In hopes ihit It mako htm fan
k.nhnnrr 1'lint nit..l .Ia f....
but wo had rather toko our chances on n
pnckiigo ol ill, II. Ilot.erts' Horso Powriir, ns
... , ....... ..i.." .mum. iiiiii ipcurutK roil
stliutlon, which Is csscnll.il for nny horses
Onnoflho public squares In New Or
leans has been named "Thompson Square"
in recognition of tho mnnlfieenco uf Mrs.
Elizabeth Thompson, In connection with
tho creation of tho National Board of Health
for tho prevention of epidemics iu Southern
cities.
zt wi.iiic.iii ..uiiiBu, iiiiiuiin or pen
Tho s.iildeat nro these. Ml Plight have been.' "
A l I"! r - 1 1 ... I I - , r .
..u ...... ,u i.iuiiuuii mjis mrciuiy uroucill
to mind tho nthcr lny by hcnrlnj n vounir
Imiy rcina'k that sho would not now bo.lylmr
with f Tiinsninmlnn ir aim nt.an 12L..1
Sirup or 'Inr. Wild I'herry and Iloreliound,
In NnL'oml.nt. nil nn.l I... -l.l '
. . V. I"IIUVUUTI MU1 llfl 11
friend oflicrs did.
In Ihe vicillilv ol Tokln. whern tho
cent great fire occurred, niionvnious notices
wero postcct up lately everywhere to the ef
fect that such nnd such streela wcre-ahortlv
to bo burned down, A few days later, how
ever, nnotlicr notlco appeared as follows:
"Owing lo tho extreme inclelhenev of tho
weather, all Incendiarisms will bo postponed
tor u lew unvs."
"....wifluiiui 111.it, un iiiq i.irmers
horses m this section that nro ulvlog W, II.
"2r-lV iln.l ..1 .1... .11 . 1 . m .
..w.wi.o ji.iiBu ,-u.rueri uro nolo m plough
.L V V..V-..WII muiPiicii-B iivrtiity
than thoso that aro Kit) n any other, owlnz
to their Inxailvc, tonic, nnd purlMnx quail,
ties. Wo ntlvlse all those that have not used
hem lo do so. 'I hey aro not ndutlcrated wllh
- -.. inv.il uiiii euiu uj inu 1 tunu, UUI
nro put up In ncut picknires from puro druxs
nnd ail.i tlirr .ni kp nit .1. ...... it.. D
M.OJ UlUgglllS,
-Aiiropos of tho
correspondent offers the fullowlng ndvice:
"In dlsoslers cT litis kind nnn ulimihl nrn.
cecd with the strictest order ond mellud-
Accordingly, one will first of all save the
children, who nre tho future; tbo women,
who are tho present; the old men, who are
experience; then tho furniture; nnd, If there
is lime, the collutternl relations."
liii.torln.iu to'JrtivcIcrx.
Ri.r-,i, I............ IT
. ..v.nu .. v. r.M r,., a lliu iniUCU tDU V
tho UURI.I.NOTON lliiCTK. It Will pay you to
rcail their adveitlseuieut lobe loiuid else
whero in this issue.
Alexander III has promoted, to a cap
taincy the young lieutenant who wrapped
his own mmllo around tho wounded Czar
Just after tho explosion. It was in this
mantle that tho murdered man was taken lo
Winter Pnlocc. "I have bought you a new
cloak," said the young Czar to the soldier.
"I shall keep the other." He has also given
1110 youth a present of 1200 roubles.
Xha Itcukuu Wily.
The tonle effect of Kldnoy-Wott is pro
duccd by its cleansitig and purifying action
on the blood. Where there is u grayelly
deposit lu Iho urine, or milky, ropy urine
irom disordered kidneys, it cures without
fall. Constipation and piles rcndilv yield to
ita eatharlic and healing power. Put up In
dry vegetable form nr linnl.l iv...
trated), either act prompt and sure. IVoy
Thero will ho no "collego etudent wait
era" In Hit summer resort hotels ihli v.
Tho proprietors or the various hotels where
they havo hltheito been employed, have
unanimously decided to engage (hem no
r ." "ov,J "'" "io grounu mat they
failed in give satisfaction, belngilisqualified,
v. Kiinujiirauj- inu seueutarv uud stud)
oua habits of collego life,
Chnmbcrsburgh, (Pa.) Herald.
After vainly ntcnilini-fiv.i lnm.ir..)
lara far other remedies to relieve my wile, I
. "' ""'""if" in uecinring, that Bt,
Jacobs Oil will cure Neuralgia, svs M, V.
ii. Jiersom. iao.. for l'inVlinm .1- tr,..
Boston, Mass., an cnlLusiaitioiodorMr of its
menu-
tiviMt wouns.
AVllen death, tho miglity
conqueror, comes, wc oitcn
find a spirit which has ruled
in life still dominant, and the
condensed eloquence of these
utterances of expiring saints
and sinners possesses an exter
nal significance. The last
words ol these persons are as
follows :
Julian, the Apostate: O,
Galilean, thou hast conquer
ed. Melanchton: Nothing but
hcavGn.
Tasso : Into Thy hands, O
Lord.
Haliburton : The begin
ning and ending of religion
are' wonderfully sweet.
Dr. Doddridge ; There is a
hope set before mc.
John Knox: Lord Jesus,
receive my spirit.
Wilberforce : I- am very
happy. Let us talk of heaven.
John Wesley : Tho best of
all is, God is with us. Fare
well I
Bishop McKendree : All is
well.
General HavelocJ Toll
my son to come and see how
a Christian can die'
President Edwards: Tiust
in God and you need not fear.
Robert Emmet : When my
country shall take her "place
among the nations of the
earth, then, and no till then,
let my epitaph be written. I
have done.
Hobbs, the deist': I am
taking a fearful leap in the
dark.
Voltaire : I anv abandoned
by God and man. I shall go
to hell.
Tom Paine : If over the
devil had an agent on earth, I
have been that one.
lunaoeau: uive me more
laudanum, that I may not
think of eternity and what is
to come.
Salmasius: Oh! I have
lost a world of time.
John Randolph : Remorse.
Queen Elizabeth ; Millions
for an inch of time.
Charles IX. of France : If
Jesus my Saviour would num
ber me with his redecmpd.
Edgar A. Poe : Rest', shore
no more.
Goethe :" Open the shutters
aiid let in more light,'
Robert Burns: Don't let
that awkward squad fire over
my grave.
Keats : I feel the daisies
growing over me.
Byron : L must sleep now.
Ilerndon : Refresh me with
a great thought.
Jlaller; The artery ceases
to beat.
Grot'us : Be serious.
Chesterfield : Give Dayro
cles a chair.
Washington : It is well.
Jefferson : I resign my soul
to God and my daughter to
-my couutry.
John Adams : Independ
ence forever.
John Q. Adams: This is
the last of earth.
Stonewall Jackson : Let us
cross the river and rest in the
shade.
Commodore Maury: Bear
mc tliromm the pass when
the iaurels bloom.
Nathan Hale: I only re
gret that I have but one life
to give for my country. .
Admiral Nelson : Tell Col-
lingswood to bring tho fleet
to. anchor.
Captain Lawrence : Don't
give up the ship.
Napoleon : Head of the
army.
Josephine: Isle of Elba!
Napoleon !
Maria Louisa: I will not
sleep. I wish to meet death
wide awake.
Madame De Stael : I have
loved my God, my father and
liberty.
Madame Roland : O, liber
ty ! how many crimes are
committed in thy name 1
Quin, the actor: I could
wish this tragic scene were
over; but I hope to go through
it with becoming dignity.
Talma, the actor: The worst
of all is, I cannot see.
John Palmer, the actor:
There is another and bettor
world.
Sir Walter Raleigh : It
matters little how the dead
lieth.
Sir Thomas Moore, to the
executioner: I pray you friend
see me up safe, and for com
ing down let mc shift.for my-
fselft
Anne Boleyrt:'One Btroke
will sever it.
Julius Crcsar: And thou
too, Brutus !
Nero: Is this your fidelity 1
Septimus Sevcrus: Little
urn, thou shalt soon hold all
that will remain of him whom
the world could not contain.
Horace Greeley: It is done.
Tom Hood: O Lord ! say,
Arise, take up thy cross and
follow me.
ii Ma ri n in k
Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago,
Backache, Soreness of ihe Chest,
Gout, Quinsy, Soro Throat, Swell
ings and Sprains, Burns and
Scalds, General Bodily
Pains,
Tooth, Ear and lloadacho, Frosted
Foot and Ears, and all otion
Pains and Aches.
No rrfparallnn on earth cipirds St. Jurors On.
ai a ttnfi', rtinv, nlmplc m.d cheap l!xf ernnl
Itemctly. A tri.il entails but the compiiratircl
trintnjr outlay of u0 (Ytttft, nnd crery ono mflt r
Ing Willi pain can hnvo cheap and pocttlro pruof
or Its claims.
Direction" In EleTen Languages.
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IN IIEDI01HE.
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March 5, issi.yi
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RHEUMATISM
Aa It la fa? all diseases of tao KIDNCY8.
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OBijr tho victims Cf EJuumaUam can raaliss.
THOUSANDS OF CASES
of th) worst forms of this terriblo dlseais
havo boea qulcir relieved, la n 'short timo
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M BoTTOlamoTafrcolycad hcaUMtl-. did
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tbo t'ourts or tbo liciinriinint irt.iniilr
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Ihoso having claims Will present Ibemdoly
uuiueni Idled lur seltlrincnt to
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IN MISSISSIPPI,
KrsJJ;!;J EXCliANoUnt 10 and 15
1'LRAUltL. Address,
a. miens
ti. "t t 6M A! antl" A venue.
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A )7i5-EK n vonrown town, u.ro
Ouiutlreo. Notlsv. Houtlor It" n
want n bu-lnem. nr wh..i. .
'Jt".". Vi"" f'.PaT nil llio
Ime, Iber work, wr to Mr particular, ii ii
II a LLBIT. ifa lib rorlland. Me. j n8 j "., i.
$777
!yf!r "i"'1 "rons'S tonuents.
Outfit freo AdJreis I. o.
YIUKpHY, AukusU, JUIno.
s
A. A. THOMAS, Uarner Ninth and F
Streets Washloston, II. O., attends to I'cti
slonaod Hack I'uv. llouniv Claims cullict
cd. Contend Ln.d Claim., Mlueral and
Aerlctiltural; atieivled lo lieforo iho licpart
nent of the Interior and Supremo I'ourt.
Lund Serin ami Additional Humrsteatls pur
chased and told. April sa-ti-cor.
"The Cahbon Advocate
one year for Si. and Kendall's
Horse Book ae a premium.
rerpstuat motion scandal.
Tbo fishery question (Jot a bit?
'Operas aro composed by the score.
Just tea dealers metoout Just teas.
l'ostcd up tho elevated railroads.
A nood nntno for a farmer's wife Ida Ito.
"Como. erentlo snrlnirl ethereal mil.:.
ncss, como I"
Stick lo your bsst girl If her mother
keeps boarders.
Tl.o watch ropatrtr Is always engaged In
spring cleaning.
The first black Friday occurred In Robin
son Orusoo's time.
Tho man who digs ditches gets spado
well for his work.
Slouersnto often. tho mst mlternblo of
uou's sctcccners.
Why Is n lean do llkoa philosopher?
jjcuiiusu nu is u nun cur
It Is from ft colored Inrant that you get
great cry and llttlo wool.
A counterfeiter rinds It Impossible to
uiitaviu huiicb. penny ui, ins ousiness.
"Kuler ruin," as tho boy said whon ho
threw tho teacher's ferulo Into tho stoyo.
Somo people havo tho faculty of making
iiiiiiciiv. iwj uuii mtcuiuey jiavo noiU'
log to do.
Onn a young man who Is writing to his
sweetheart bo said to bo writing for the
Why nro rounir ladles tllrn irrnmt rtn.
causa they aro In a quiver till tbo next beau
VUUI.il
A blacksmith's holtier Is a remarkable
iiiun. nu is uiwnys on a strtKo and makes
uiouey uy ll. .
l,l'll havo no moro of your lip I" Is what
ui.uiiiuiuiu ivwt iciuarkuu 10 nis angry
twecthcatt.
l'ot poodles and pugs' recclvo but little
attention Irum the police, but Iho coach dog
Is always spotted,
When ft clorivmnn mnl.tnna t.i- it... in
tho midst of his sermon, can ho bo accusod of
wittering ins laiir.
The present method orroaklnr? manln .
gar does not sap tho rosourccs of Vermont so
uiucii tts luruioriy.
Tho Inwa Supremo Tourt says "gam
bllng" locludcs gaming for beor, ojsters, cl
gars or nuy other valuables.
The Frcnoli oxiicilltlnn which sot out lo
itiuKu eurvcys i.tr too irnns-sannra railroad,
hnvo been slaughtered by tho natives.
An exchnniio notes that the otclls k seems
iu i u .iui.u ui oorao in ucnirai l'ark, Kow
xuik.. tvijyitu.T ii is in llio land ol rare.
It Is understood that tho gentlemen who
hnvo bton asked lo becomo president of tho
World's Fair will soon hold a muss meeting.
A tncmu-r ortlto (lolormlo L'glslature In
nddressing that niijust Lody, began: ".My
fellow statesmen." Ills bill passed unani-
uiuuaij.
Tho compositor who set up a lino from
Burns "Then gently skin thy brother man,"
knew tnoro about Wall strcot than ho did
auuut jtociry.
A IJalllmoro crltlo complains Hint Miss
Anderson talks through hor noso. l'crhaps
tlds man expects her to rcinovo hir nusd nud
put it in iter pOCKQl.
A New York man has dl.veorerr.ri nn nin
vlslblo soap." It Is tho samo article that
Einiiii uiia imvo u'cu in inc'r morning nblu
Huns Irom the tnoit remolo periods.
Jones "I see Smith has taken to riding
n l.!vi.!i w Hit ..n ......I. i. .t. .
lur?' Jioblnron Mlh, a very simple rensi.n
tu movent Mrs. Smith from irolug with
him I"
', '-on nny ono In tho class toll mo what
Itliodo Island Is cclolirftled lor?" asked a
teacher In 11 Uoston school. "It Is Iho only
nnni.riti.Kaw l'-..l...l a
....u u. ...w ..wn uUa'HUU O.UiCa 1TI1ICU 13 mO
suiaiiesi.
Slcplien, tho first martyr was stoned to
.jiiivu ma iiinu iiuinirciis oi iniant
martyrs havo been rocked lo ilcath. Tho
child asks lor nourishment, and Its mother
(till:? lb lb ruuif
A ltov is never so haftnv n. nliAn tl.n rnn.
Ily Is moving, nnd ho rnn walk through lliu
oiivvia i.j .nu uui iiiiiisu wearing a cuall on
his head. I hat's- Iho only way must bou
I'lin Kit i.ll ft nlinli. -
An Irishman. WliO Klnnil nmr fhn IMa.l
baso watching ii gaiiiH or baso ball, was rent
to grass by a foul, which stiuek hlui umler
iholil hrlt) "A fowl, wur ut? Ucgorra, 1
thought It was a mule. '
Tho major was going nhroatl for hi.
hrnlth nnd .luhUseelntp. A rrifmi immir.-.
ofthc cniitciiip!..:ctt tnur. said: "Ah ! I hear
ou-ro going to Asia, major." "Nil," was
inu npi); -j. in going to Asia .Minor."
A citizen of New Mcxloi being infurmcd
that tn his ubsenee. a i nntlier liml Htim.iiDii
his wlfo mm that site had beaten olfnn i kill.
in biiuiiiiiinai, merely snrugged Ills shoulilers
and said: "Irtliat panther had kuowed her
m well as 1 do ho'd a novcr riled hor up, you
bet." r'
A learned writer ndlrnis that a mosquito
requires lurty.elght hours to algvst his din
ner. That's nil right. Nobody cares if ho
leqiilres lurty-clght days Wo aro moro In
terested In Iho length orilmo It fakes hlui to
eat Ills dinner.
A butterdy leads a gay nml' happy life,
and uithtil scums lo bu free from the i-aro and
vanity that olien accompanies; beauty, nl.
thoualiwu must onlfss that no havo seen
htittirilles In Iho collection ol naturalists
that appear lo bt awfully stuck up.
r.BAL KtJTATIt.
"Look here, Mr. Orocerl" a customer cried,
ituililng Into tho sturo with a bag In Ills'
ban i
"Thin rugar vou sold mo Is not nt to use,
I assure jou there's moro than two-thirds
ol It sand."
'lllrt cheap, did you say? Well, may bo
that' so,
Hut why rbould you sell it I can't under
stand; ' A pretty cheap lot?' Well, you ought to
kntnr,
But It scfras like ft pretty dear parcel of
land."
A Qutncv man who was having ft new
hniiso built objected when the carpenter
iTopo'o.l to put In a'boy window. Ho said
he prelerred u whilo one to match the house.
I'ollto ncd Obliging Husband. A mar
ried woman said to her husband. "You havo
never taken mo to the coiuotcry." "iVo
dear."repllod ho, "that is apltusuro I havo
jet In anticipation.
Dear Mrs. Oldbodv Mrs. Rnnrrrlni mi
boasting ul her new house. The windows,
sho raid, wero all stnlneil. "That's too bad,
but won't turpentine or benzine wash it oil?"
ntked Ihe guod old Sirs, Uldbody.
A Unlvesmn widow Is about to marry
her fifth husband. Her pastor rebuked her
lor contempt, ling mntrliunny so soon again.
"Well. I Jut want jnu to understand, ir the
Lord keeps on taking thorn, J will, loo," was
tho spirited reply.
If this eolleels lotten up In boarding
hiiuso Mylo again tn.timrrow tunriilng, 1
think I shall In vii nood grounds fur a di
vorce," raid it cross hurb.ir.il, tho other morn
Inu. "I don't wnnt any cl your saucer."
spuutcd his wife, ' and what I'e sediment."
A man ramo very near being run over on
Iho Long Island Kallro.id a lew ilats ago.
Ho said ho was rodearthtit ho couldn't hear
Iho train. Ills wllo told him lo go down lor
ii rculllo ol ciil, and although she only
spuko In n whisper ho wns In Ihe cellar bo
fjro sho could get to tho )iokcr.
"I suppose you aro very gtnd that your
husband is entirely cured of his rheuioa.
Usui?" said n doctor tun fashionable Gnlvcl.
it.ii lady. "Ycr, I supposu 1 ought lo be, but
Imio nuw on we will havo to guess at the
weal her or buy a barometer, if his bones quit
iiihlng beloro a damp spell "
A traveling Irishman, who had gone tho
whole roiintl ol tho Continent, was reiuriilng
homo snllaied with Itnvlog "seen nothing,"
wheit. In a field by Ihc road, ho saw n tUht:
ho slopped his carriage, hurrloi to tho scene
ofaclfon, took his side, with small references
to Iho question at Issue, ubtalntd his due
amount or blinding bruiser, nud groped back
tu his enrrbrgf, exclaiming, "Hy Jove, this Is
tho first lilt of pleasura 1 have had since I
hvo been from home." .
A Oalverion spin met a friend from Iho
country on tbo ttreet. -How do ou como
on?"oclalmtd Iho former ''When I last
heard of )uu you had a lawrult on hand with
Turn Mnllh ftuout ft flnohnrsc. How did that
uvl?" "lwon It. 1 completely got awuy
with Tom. You seo tho Justice was the
most honest man In Iho world, sol "rule hint
a nolo nrklng htm to accept ho enclosed hvo
dollar bill." "1 think tho Judge would have
ruli-tl against )ou fur irjlug to brlbohlm."
siihu wouM If I had nut l ecu careful to
sign Tmn Smith's namu Instead ul my own, I
mil jou ihcro ore scleral oilier ways uf kill
ing a dog than choking him to death.
A young American who has been In I'nrls
rnr a year Studying medicine, was visited by
his father. Lfkoa duillul ron he parades
his paternal c nrclenttousty through iho city,
and points nut Its archiicctural Hods. Final
ly llioy halt beloro it many pillared bullulng.
"What Is that lordly itlle?" asks iho old
man. "I don't know'" replies the jouth,
"but thero Is a sergeant uo vlllo." They
cross oi er and put the question. "That lit-n-tlciuon."
says tho officer, "is tho Medical
School."
A pedagogue endeavored to instil pru
dence luto the minds of hi pupils by making
them count a hundred slowly beloro speaking
or. In n mailer of iinporltnce. tire hundred.
Finishing a lecture uon the subject, he took
his stand by the store, and, after sumo lain,
uter, observed that the lips ol his scholars
wrre moving slowly nnd noiselessly. Pres
ently and simultaneously they all oruko out:
"Four hundred nnd nlntty nlne I Flvo hun
dred I Muster, juurcoat-iails aro on fire)
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