Advertising Rates. We desire 11 lo bo distinctly understood that no advertisements will bo inserted In Ue columns of Tit Carbok Advocatr that faay bfl received from unknown parties or firms unless accompanied by the CAn. The following aro our oXLT terms i 0X1 SQUARK (10 LIKES), One year, each insertion - 10 els. .6!jc months, each insertion ...... IS eta. Three months, each insertion . 20 cts. Iss tban tVreo months, first Insertion $1 j each subsequent Insertion 25 cts. Local notices 10 cents per line. II. V. MORTIIIMER, Publisher. CARDS, Attorneys. -rrr M. HArslitati ATTOIWKY AND COUNSB1.LOII AT LAW, DAKSSTSttT,L(ltIOIlTOX,PA. B..tv.i.t... r-Allaetlon Acanev. Wlllnu.Tand gill R.alKtt.. Coiiy.yancInK .lastly done Coh ietlons promptly inade. liatlllng Kalataa of lianta specialty. MV b. soniullad In Knllab turniu- Jlcv.is. J AS. IU STllttTItKllS, ATTOIIS it AT t.AW, OHIt. I SI Boor of llbnad's Ilatl, Maunli Chunk. Pa. Alt hatln.M anlruated in him "III h promptli """X""0 M.vlT.ly. Physicians and Dentists. Q YY. DOYVKK, 31. (U.l, OrViCE'. Opposite the Tost Office, BANK STREET, MSUlOHTOJf, Pa. Jlaybi eonniUo.lla either the Fn lh or u.rman Language. D 11. Cll.iS. 1'IIARO, Veterinary Surgeon, BANK srn'iET U5I1IIIIUON. FA. Omen I From", lo 10 A H ltouiis: s From 7 to t v. m. msenaei el the Foot a specialty. Hay be cea.ultcd In Enalishor Oorjnan. July 11-yl D n. w. a. coutuigiit, SURGEON DENTIST, Tnilr his nrofcssional services to the peo ple of Manch Chunk, Lehighton, Woissport, Tackerton ana vicinity. OFFICE: Opposite the Broadway House,! BROADWAY, MAUCII CHUNK, Pa. Fresh Lauihlne Gas always on hand. All work guaranteed satisfactory. aUg2-yl W. ItEUKK, M. I)., PARRYVIl,T.E, Carton Conntv, Ta ,r, i neiWeaoe....lioin7a.m. lo ir-a.ln. HOD a j n.l U .1 oni l 10 p. 111 Var lie consn trd In tns tlerinan Lniiaurffe r. O. Address t-elilablon. inal-. 3 tf lUCUHAMKlt, M II. PIIY.MCIAX AN'DHl'llOKON Spf lal ttfnll'iM p.iid to Cliroiilr Pl.uasv.. timer: Soulh K.t ct.inirr IronanJ 3i.J tflT. I.c million, I'a. Afrl 3. 173 K:i!i:it, 51. i). 17. S tCxnmtttliiK ffurvnit, MlAOTtCISQ PUY3IOIA.N and SO e QCON. OKricnj nant strcot, i.cunn'b i!i.cc!t, Leaisli- ion. ru. . 11 ay bo consulted in tlio G.Tm n Language. Sov. 3'. rniroiiAS Bti:.n i;it r.n X coNVKVAMuRii, OF.NERAL INSURANCE AGENT Tha f llowlnu Cninpnla ara Ttapreaahtadl LKltA.N IN MB ruAi, Finn. ItEAHINO MlIl'UAT, F1I1E, WYOMING FII1U. pnT'pv.viT.r.n wmir. LUilKin Frm.nnrt thnItAV BLEIls AOCIDENT IJJS(JnA-CE. Alsn IMnnarlvanH and Mulnil llo.-sn Thief Dto tveano in.uron.-e impanv. Mre81.IS71 IIIO. KKMETtr.lt OoDHTr D0ILio, MAUOH CHUNK, Pa. Fire Insurance Agent. 9- POLI'IIF.S In SA FE Companies only. it Keaionanie itatss. auj. io-ji -.1VI BBHGItT'8 Livery &s Sale Stables r ... . . . 1-, v BANICSTKICKT.IjISIIIOIITON, Pit r AST TllOT TING iionsEd, ELEGAXT OAUUIAOES. Ana poiitlroty LOWcn JMUI1ES than anr emer l-ivcrj iu tuo woauiy. Large and Modsomo Canlajres for P.iner-.) parpM.s aon weuuina. uaiu .uuit.i .Nov. JJ. H7i. ltefpectlully announe.s tn the pnlille that he lias ntiened a, NF.W LlVEItV srAlir.K in eonnretlon with his hotel, and Is prepared to lurnisn leuina mr rnnnniln Worlrlinrrri nr Tlnninorri Tnlno muuioUj iiuuutiigoui uiuiutw nipijj on shortest notice nnd mnt liberal terras. All orders Nfl at the ''t;arUm House'' will recelvo prompt att.ntlun Stable on North -S-rcet, nexi ine uoiou uonininn, jan'yi Weald yon e re-tnr, a lo SOUND Tinuhnnrl 0 HA id iu no ami vna will trm Nil. mril f rv vnTTTir AVn lfinnTi.r.im'n TiGnninniTii nui.111, AUIirca-, Frof. J.V. VQAW. Oird-naoura NY lin i-ii RUPTURE "';ni:iru. I l- lauluikynn wmt 1 s 1 1ll, freatesi invention rx utin"iii : e ou- pirn, blot, -en free. Prol. J. Y. EUAN nren nore. s.Y. Jiyi7yi A LECTURE TO YO0NG MEN On the Loss of AIiKCTDllBON TlIE NATU ItK.'fuUAT. MINT, AND TtADICAI. cum of Seminal Wukueaa. or sperniafirroea iadooi bv Suit Abu, Jnvoluuuiry ISruiaalnn., Impoleucy. ..aiiifu-w.- tiV. ... ui,-,iiuiruia ii nmr. fiajc eenerally i C.inaumpilnn Kp.leiay nnd Fit.) Mental an t I'hvMcal ludjaacity. do ll r liuiililir j. uui.vi;iiivi.i.i. n, j) uu thoi ot llio ' Oreen UroS." e)o- able Lecture. c eaw po.o-fnmi tilsowuex m. w., n ..... i In tu'a sdmlr. perieuei saat mo nwuu coiis.queneot nrceit. Aban mar be ffMtual v lonpiveo w.inout danneroas tnrplcsl i priatlonr, bnarlea.inatiu' fnrni llnr, or.-o dial. ; pot (Inrr tot a mono of eure.lnniecer am ant effectna , iv whlct every satlerer. no matter wnat 1.1. couitltlou ruav be. may cuie olmse'J cbesply. privately andncioiilr. 'WTtili L-cture will prove a boon to Cmu sands anil fbouaaads. 8. nt u.der aral, m a n'atn envelore. tn nnr adnrM. potf-piid nn receipt nf Ue.-utjor two n-t.iTe aUraria. WR lUVJIJL OASDRE OOflB FOB TAPES WORM. Add eu The Culrervrell Medical Co., l AWW 8U Vtw York. tt. X. J. O. 3 UM JlB.l.Ulr EEIrl iWL-'lliSSSS VfSf S MinWmVT3Xt JSm mm, tmp. j. siinrmv h a wmo or -mieiioi j BBWla5ifS2raJa' .I'lmrafK'll Cliirncter and part -Ires nf lliogo Cell qui lllct jraJ 7W3tvlSiV5'i'l'l fklX-Vfkni ot ibo T.ipo irniu Uic i It i in nin. Fur Pm . 'vi 1 bCli"'"d ,''""'"r "ni J,c','c1' 1'roscrfcs, ll T ITT T) ITTniJVnTlOTT SPKER'S o. yv. nauiJiiinDuoa ., H. VI Moutiiimer, Proprietor. VOL. IX., No 2-1. nllll. A. & KIEADINO H.A1I.IIOAO. Arrangement of PnsseDger Trains. NOVEMBKK IttI, ISSO. Trains Icart AIit4EJ.TOi.VN as follows! (VIA riilKlOJIEN EAILUOAU). ror rhtladeiphla.at -4:3 , 6.15, 1 1.10. a.m.. and "J.1U p. HI STTNDAYH. For riitlmlrlnbln al l.ron. m..3.S6 0. ro. IVIA liAftl' rP.NXA. BUA1SCI1.) For Holding nun lliiriHioiir, U3j, 9. CO a ro., 12.10 nncl tup. m For Lancaster und Uuluraiiia, C S3, 0."H) a.m. anil For rteadine, natrlabui g, mil war po nts. 9 CO m' (VIA EEIHWIIRJI.) trnrPhllliloloMafloni 1 V. Depot M.4. 0.12 S.17,1. m .ir,' 2,6.t3J.I4 1. rn. Rituuiiy t to p.m. For riillncoii lua Hum I & S Ucpi.t .2.14. s.zj. t-:o p. in. 'llulua UafUIl A LLH XTOWN leave ns followti ivlt PIMIKIOMK 1IAILCOAD.1 Leave riuladclpuiii,. 7.40 . m. aua i.OD. M.:u ..uc 6.15 11. m. ..,, fiUNDAYn. Leave Philadelphia. t.0 n. m., 3.1C and '1.15 p. ni. f f.cavo r.e.alussuo ic.sub.iii.,xMIi 8.51,-nd CIS l'.Ml. I.cavoHarilabnrc; 0 4'. stCandf.W. a. ro.. 1.45 ami 4.001). 111. Leave I.aucaater, 8.01 n. in 1.(5 and H.5up. 10. Ccavco!iimbla :.55 a. w 1.10 auu .o p. m. HUM DAY A. ,.cnvo Headlnc f.ton.m .cave Uani.iiu !. '.vu a.m. IVIA IlETHLF.Iir.H.) leave niilladclnnla 0 43. 3C0, 9.4s, 5.10, M.15 a rn... ,n niin.liii. L'.ain. m.. AMit it. ni. Trains tuaikci thus .) mn tonnii Iinniflepcit Otli ail Oreo iri'rtn. l'lilladolplila otner iinln-lon trim Dro ii jtrcetileimt. Tialns Vi:i Bfl.ilelu tn mi to aid tiom Ecua at n.-ni.t. iTf,mt ih.H tiinrxoil 11 Trtft a 1 l I.,... it r. it.m I111I11H frnm Allrrtown mill the "1.3 aid 6.15 p. in. treni trom rinla ilt'ipni:!. ua e luro jbii tara 111 kuu uuiu i uim U0'I""a- J. K. WOOT1EN. . Cci'crol Manager. C. 0 ItAMCOCE. Cit.'I rait, a nextt wteni. may 15. ninnrminiin a jjitttbnuwc. Kr Catafrli f: V. rt"lt((lS8Xiil,10,,'1trl 1 raw Tneti itronv breaths tlirouuh tlienoff. '"lyRUrr-,,,. It will be ttiworo- Apply a panicle Into tho ear. I'.l, V'S Ottli.VI lill.AI HAVINtl iriilnpil an cnrlahlo local rennti Hun, illipiacinjt all nllit'r prcparaiiuiis in 1110 vicinity 01 dlai-ovcry. Is. 'n lis tnerl's nlnnr, retiunlrc.l as a wondi-tlul r'Miinly wlicri'ver knowD. A In r trliil will rt.nvinn-. tini innsi akfti Iral t,rits cur.nlvu iKiwrri. It ciruciual- ly cleanses liu 11.1s.1l i,afs.rjes ot i1iiinirli.il vl-u. muslin; lien It li v s. cr, tlun. nllavsiti uiiiiiiiaunn auu iiriiuiinn. prmcci 1110 iiu-iu-binn.il I'lifniii of the hcal trom niMttlonal rulila, t'ompUtcty lieali the .otcs and rcstun-s ine avnsu 111 main tui'i socii. ih'iiviicilii re suits nru rtnliriM Ia' a hi aniilleattuni tlitiruULTl. trfutini lit as 1 Irccttil will lure I a larrli. As 11 liutiicholil n'tneily Tor cuhl in tliu Jt ltd It Is um-qujleil. 'I hu Halm l ciify I" I'so ana nirrentuio com i,y .iruKKip'i" uv " cents n receipt al 60 cent will innlln nck nr. Send r..rrlrculnr with lull InforinHllnn KI.Y'S 111 b'AM UAL, 11 tjt).. tjwecu. m. Y Fmt hai.u nv A..1. ntirtlnir. Lclllichtun. Fa, and by Wliuletalo llru.iglits ncncrully. uji. v ly sii:ict.s PORT GRAPE WINE Usfd la thorrlncitai Ctiuiciicsforfoiniou. i.l3n pnrpcfe. j EXCELLENT FOR LADIES AND WEAKLY PERSONS AND THE AGED. 9 W I M K Speeds Port Grape Win! Font Yi;4I SOLE). mbi Celebrated ?afTfl Wine Is ma-lo tnw t h" Juicn rl I li O ..orto Gm i- ttoivd m ll !n Couiuiy. im luvrvl tab o Tunic nni. btrfiitftlii'iiliig Properties nr nnn'ir oarai by AnrMlirr Native Wino. be. lrptlmpurr JiiCtJ of t ia (I mi ot. Diodnu d Hu nt v Mr. oneui'n own icrioiiiil tupertlftiou.it pnrlly nd pcnulno'ie a re Ktiniiuuccd. Tbe Yountcesi cln'rt inav paicakoot its erei(U qualitlei1, anr llio wawrft Invn Id o it to nd sntMC. It l iinrticnbnlr brucflclnl to the Hire ii nd rrbd tnted, nno ftu.tnl to ibo raibms olsmeuid 111 t hftti.'i tho won It or box. It Him ever, respect a WINK TO UU UULIEU ON. SPEER'S This lirtAN'TlY atnildl unilrnlrrl m tlila nuntry, Do iiyiar sui'tiicr lor u.cuicinai kur posca. IT 19 A PUKE lUstlllalil" frrm Iho rraie aaiicociains vaiuanie nieJicnai piuaeitiei l hae ilo :caie uvor aini.lnr to thru rf etie craDCfrnni wltc)iibtailfti I c and U iu irreat isror ainouc uist'Ci i-a iiimiuuf. dee that tuuaigralnioo.'.U.lTEB l'i:nn, aaic, . j., la o vur mo cm a vi racii uomo. so iiy miu(.;isT.s. and brA. J, t mi aud U. V Dur ing, c. T. IToro. Leul uf Veisaport. uec. 73 -yi FARMERS. LOOK to Your INTEREST'S AND PUBUHASE TliresMiiE MacMfles an! Aurt- cultnral Implements, The Bait In the JIarVtt, at J. I . GABEL'S. Also, on band, and for Hals In I.ots to Suit - l 1'ufeliaiers CUtlAl' FUlt UA&II, Railroad Guide. JfeigSS 1 "( " . . 01rK- -'vtsjirir'.i.rii, tivuuriuii, mm fSKM,!J fv"'- '".Wkhenlln Hi" ill. VrrBiKlB,,,ll,,,B,br,,e- For Deafness, Bo S o 10,000 feet Georgia YcUowfe'Sy85a VwS5' Pine Flooring, White Pine Boards and Floor ing, Lath, &c XT HIS nABDWAUE 6TOUB, April ..m LsaiGnioir, Pa, i!jmiuwhiaii!iii.i. : 1 Thft nnn.t (iiccrstlul llemedi' ever diroovcr. rd. na It Isccttilii In lis cffrcls nnit dO' not bll-tpr Alan 0-50 Dont lor tho Iloraan Fieab. HEAD I-noOF BFl.oiY. From a promineut Physician. WnlilrRtonvinc, O.. Jims 17. J59i. Tir. n. J Kr.NDALL A Co.. ncnts-ltcpdinsr n.irr rll-i ninnt In Tnrr. FIB Id find l'.li m. ot ICtnnll'fl 8p9Vln Cuip. nrfl l.nvinpnvnlu flbio ann .nrcnv norfo wiucn oan uccn in mo from fp v'n ctli'cii mmillia T font to vnu for n bottlo bv oi.T)rp . wtitct in nix weeks renin y ro nil ImiicrcM onO cn nrpemnt, rui t n lir"0 puniirom nun ncr ihtc. pu uam inrrcnio tn hiv n sniiicl n rnltq. 1 on a boUewni north to tun nno luindi ed tlo Jars. KOMiociiuiiy your. JX A BliRTOI-CTT, It Si, Kendall's Spavin Cure. Ilnrr'sbmc, Pa., iror. ntli. 1S50. nr. n. y. irrxnALt tCn.. rientui Ibaven vrrv flno innre that nna bad a bono Fpivln fnr n lone f.mo 1 In d cnruhlinr man conic dovire In euro It liutnll Invn'n nndwasnocutlnfrvo It up when a fncn.l of mine In tbia city camo tnmo'lul iccoramnooti kim uair-ip.Tinuiirc, whlc'i I trim ttilb. rrand lesnlts. remnvinir that b' no clear ami clran. and tiirn I sent 2ii'. to on loronootyimr llmtroied flor.n Unok'a. unci I tbinA there is no ln'tter bon nrlntcd r.n iho ho'ao and bis illaiMisr. 1 have t iKen great Ititero.t In H ni d Ir vo alnce md is coin, r lor too In mr ncignlot rnlwlil tivandaowhnt pooa I ctnbr cetllna tti'm tonthors luui a 11 illy. yj. v 1.1 11.1 i.ii A sli'acd, Bchnyl. co , Ta , Juno 3, If 83. nr. Tt. J. TCemlnll fe rn.. (Jen's A clfo of snavni thrt rnmo under mv ibervnion wns cnttrn v cu "l bymio bott ecf your ICerr'air sp v.n Ullie, r.nn inc ooieo so u nivci tuiua ior two uumi tu hoi ara. Y.urs truly Ilio"Diutelt. CIIAB. Tt. BAnXARD KENDALL'S Spavin Cure on Hninan Flesli. Knt-crfflcltf, Vf., Dec :3, 1F70 B. I. Kendntl & rp..GntP.-I wish to ndJ my p'limour In itiMir ol your aiVn u oto liunucui. Sivi on t'd hravln 1 mo" In ttio toriiig ot fOJ t h IpvcO o'j tl'O ico nna RorniTjccl lTirat mth t 1I10 knre I'lit. I m very 'iiine flitd nLtim94tolT.ro.: !! inot oxcruelntluir u-.lu. 1 wor a bnn.iit'o on it tor Qo a yrar, tn.it mcil uii'tt itou'tl.Mitr Vi bin iny ro ch dub couid Unit nctnintr ttat would ync ir.c in.ru.aot ut iv.ici u n j ovcrw ikoii. if wo ma 11 inmo vt-r much In tntil, iB7&. I hw. lu tnxJ nni'iiM i one iooi for tifr; imr iinv'iijr cniuu cl cnimu'i riiir.viu i-uro iiituciit i ihi iii iiv u, I iw'ti oao-thhtt fr it bottle, aitl oioiIcnct(l f nt i net Tlio ta'U )"lt no mhI luiHiiot in iiuiHt in o wiici. I iro v- it piu'i'iu: in jolt ia wixiia rfrfwiiuenu ueim ii(Si'nicuio o till nliooclTer Willi upt.ut or lhc mnti im Ytur. linly. Mm. J, UlLTLLL. Kendall's Spavin Cure. KESDALLNHPAVIN CUfinUflUlO In its rlT-'cts lul ti in Us m tl t as iKlous m.t Ijlittr. rut it 1h ituneiiaiiiiK nnO poweiltH toit".icli eve-i- di-fii m'nifMl t:nu to icmove nuy Sony urn will or otbi r cnlniKcnient. siuli iir tfi in-. liii'i'tvos noiVnll Liil i ptmci.lr ( f tho Joint" f-i Limb . i' tl'i motiiltm in Mtii, mill for nnr puroocofor wfiie a l.ln-ut' ht in iixcil far Mnu nriJrri't It h imw I.houg to bo tlifi tost In. moiittoi nutn eei' men, LCiinp utiiu yet cor t in in ltftfTectP. Semi niTrtro-alor IliaMtntfd rucn'nr wh.c.i. we tlilnU, tlve osit(Vn prfofol Itn vntoe . snicuiein ni n tar uitt wjhi much luiqua.m-ji: uc cos to oar knov.icso. for Lcatt n well ss M in. . I'UceSl.pf" bo tlr r nx nil Men for ffi AtL lJiuvitlMft ha olt or rnn ret lc for .ou.orit .li lmttcnt tn i ny iioohm tn ipco jit nr mco In tbe pio rh'tcr. . S& B Co. Enn-oiiraii Falls Vt. tOLD III AUDKUGOISTS. Jaa2a-m5 DIC HOTCHIESON'S WORM 'DESTROYER. Aw )ui and Tmi:i Hum mi v. liemovcn tho Wurms nnd tlio rccrclluns that kvip I hem a. live. W'u (HI A 11 AM Kit Its virtue. U'n l.nvu iitintlrc.lsor 1 1 silinoululii.cullci'ii'il inlluliist 16 years, provli'g cu.c u;lve)y ttivro Is no re niO'ly iqual to Int. ItUTcuiTiSoN'A Wiium Dl'STitovcu tn rcuiovulliu noiinhtnU kindu llnunil. Seat, Lonjr ami i itpi). thai Inlest Ibe huiii.in ytem. FhvIcians buy lluui and jjlve them lo their aulferhiir pillents. '1 here Is no bumtiU'jTur quackery iibuut I tils t hormtt. li ly r liable medicine, i'rb e, "5 cent' e.r box A.W.IVltlUll I Jc ., VI.ilealolirnirul.ii Slarkct und Front Mrecis, Feb. 6-1113' l'hllailelphla. Ot-aatcjaucu tn n.sito mouev . We mo i it nto.i in ocu townio MfcoubKrlotioin toi mo iiiiro-f. cn-npiHt cm. i.e.," Illustirvfed f.imilv publication lit tint wond Anvoiioii b ecu mo a fdccomIuI QTcnt. -lx elegant w6rn nf iirt fivtn f reo to s ibici lucr-. Tl price i" art l iw lb t almost rvon iwU fciiS scrloif). On'J 'toi:t ir'o.ntH t:uipM r luI-ii nem in a ti.tr. A bn3r ngi'i.t irprr a nmlilnr clear pnfit in tm 0 ys. All wlio oiifax nunc iiohpv nt. You t-nu rovotu al voit t mo to ibo btiMuooK, or only loir mihoHiiio. Yon tiod in t bo nwny I m bonm i v r ill lu. Vim ran do it ns w-t i'soiIhth Ku'l ducctiniiK ind onnfreo. riiiui r.ud rxpcnH'v Oi'lfll frP. ll Villi IlltplvlltlU.OWOIUAUlHtUVuUl odfre-M at iic'-, li ciht not U in:: to .iy cli bii)ne'A. Xnno wl.o ciin s fni in iiur irio;t ray. Ad r ulouGU HTINSOS A CO.. IVrtla'id. Miiliio Juuo':-t $5! OntQtferttiee to iboso who wuii tn en pa.cmlbo moil pie.-iPiintdi it pirCattlt biiii' M i.iinwn. verv limir new m Iial n.t ufju.teci. W'u wi'i f imnli cvoiv a H2 u ii ii.iv nrit itnwara h rhv mini w lliO'i. Slav iirr awi v fi om i sunn nvir .i.M.r-.- Ko tisic wb.'iltvor Aianviisw worlier wmied iu ee. Mauv no utiiciu; forluLiu ut bo i ni 1 e a. T.nri)0? mako nn uinrb us inon.nntf vouhl- Omn a::d g r'ft in.xo firn it n y Nooncwi.'i o w.Uins to wort falls tn mnko moio monevevoi v i-iy tban can tie uiiCoin n vreett iu .mv Mf.lmu rv mutiny mem. 'iitoto w lo crgnco nt once wil flud a -hoi t ro.iil ti (ortuue. Anurias li. JiAL,L,iLTt&co.. Tort-und Mai CO Oct. s, js$:-ij TotbO WorkiniT Class We Ara'r.nw nt.nti- ed to I u ml ib all ouitfs wi h conntatti oai'i oy menl at uuino. tn.t whnla of ;no iiuip or o tnclr tpnro innnient-, UuuifM ihi at d louivt'io if 'in 01 i'i nn- tx o .ir cilu 'r m 3 1 tent to SI ncr rvr Im. nd n ni imi. Hon Hum. i'V t'cyotuiT llio r luiiti tlio but;i"S. llnTs . ud tltt i tn u iio.il lc a n ucb uai.s ii. Thttjill wb i eotbiii nntie ) ni lyteoo tnnr diliojn mtdlo t Ibfi imniid. s no iiiiixi' iblt off j. i To fiui-ii nn nro tint re I kmiPoi, wn wi Bfiut on rcl nr to mr fortno tionUU ot wnt In s1. Full iiuitb'Uuirit and omOt lies AdilrrvK (lEuitau STIN.O&CO. I'u-t. an, M.1UIU. July icv. Dr. C ( WrtT'a NKRva nnd Hiiaim Tp.sit MiT.npftrltla tor lIjMcrl.1. IHtziui-sH, Cm vu wmip, 1-rvinirt ..oad-.clio, MeniiM J, corns nlon, L'lnf Momort. vtiua nui.coi, Tuttm. tcncy.invoiiinmiy JlmJaimi. PrtMunttito 0!c Airfj ranged hy nrercxfitcn. tdr hIuua iver-l'.iliriics Hblnii Imicm ( m tir. docai nun ticiuD. vmn uns i-iiro rreent cu-is sncti oox cnnt ins ont- n.untbN treat in i-n . Our d"i ftr uox ir e s i(io'oflrn dnilnr mnt u niMii inep'iiu nu reciipT i piire. wctririr n ii re x boxe- too ire any cao Vlh raoti itJor icco Tt-d b uafoi -ix bcx. ucromomi. ten wit t ll vu tbd'ai , wo $111 ml tho miclna crrur wrliton Kiiaraiit"'-in relu m ibu iimnev li iiioirouiiiii'iiniiofH noi eiTvCcnrurn tiair Ht.leea'&uaKulv when tiioiicctmrn4 l-ord r oti tiom rur iccnt-. J C WUtJT t CO.. soli Pr nnetom. tfii ft its V7. Vi ibnm street l'U:er.o.IU, A J DUULIKO .cnt. Lthfcb- ton l'rt. ha ITU. kli.ni; & CO. VboIenlo A trents. BPpt 13,-SDly rii'iuiloiptiif. MONEYSSrS m1elati rtan iwiiiit mr ut lhiP kPT nin niaVe Hd a week In tbeir owntonn. f they nro wIIIiha o -roitf, Ho uk, l outfit fne. Anronr oui rau iiio uuejupis itip'tai not rc quiroil. All who Piitff go orosrer oone f ill Particular 1ic. Address. II. 11AI Li:ir & CO.. rortsBun, Uino July lOy $999Su? bo mains by crcry Fcnt every l in ibo bauiD vto fnriimn. thuio wtliii tt to wor. n u o ni ly earn a dozen dollars a day light in their own OC1I1UOW. TiB o nn rro irjcip.Bin u-re. uur lrei9 pleiuuut "utl boi.uabip. Wnmea and b'tviand Etrlarto na wu'1 ns men. Wo will iur. nl-tfi vou a rofflUiOsO Oa.fii fioc M o will lieor I expanse of m tujr job. lTticiIaM fire. tout nn i ill a frit tt r. and 1. rla tot in neod id ayni wo k nt uoiu'. mium wiito tuns ana t vi. nine li'tirw Malno. Julvl ty rn btilneM now bo!ora tLu mihhr. I k n Yon nn mnko iuhlov luster nt jvo V woiU for " thmi m nuyibiie i)h. lijii it iiil rvqu reo. o wi'i start you 3rw1av un" udtviho ma-'c m borne oy tt.o lm)3s:ii us JIo women boy Hon etriT waoira rverywuoro io wnrx rirn.. i Now 1 th time. You can .'evolo vur bf.lo I time tn ire wor.. or only vour tpsro uotueut. 1 No other bnaiueistU pay von nt-a-U' mwl. Ha "no wdliug to work can tali to niVo mor n.ouspov i.vcu;arUip ni vucc. t'oKtly Outfit and terms im. A treat opuortnultyforniak. i lot nivier asllr nnd lwmjrbir. Addre-s TUUU (Si COj, Anusu Jiujet-lf INDEPENDENT LEIIIGIITON, CARBON COUNTY, PA., SATURDAY, MAY 7, 1881. ..as. LYDiA E. PIKKHAiit OF LYNN, MASS. ssai rwcovnitcn op VEgETABM COMPOUMD. For all Femalo Complaints Thliprenftratlon, as Its r.v'i f(-nWe, conelstl of Vc jrotallo Pr opai-Uca Ciat nri Lirm! to tho tiott 5cl Icatoinralld. Urcnonotrllthoiucrita of tUi C?p psuadwlllborocojnlzijjaircllcf 12 lmmcdilto) ayji r!i3n Ha uan ti continued, In ntncty-nfno cosc In a aua. . ilreJ.ancrniaiicr.t euro lscfroctesI.&a thousands wl't-a-ty. On occoaat of i;iprovsnincr:t3,ithto-lt7rQ connnndodftnclprc8crDoJ.by tno best pbyalcinnif ia l!io country. It will euro entirely tho worst form of fftllb of the uteres, I-r-icorrfctja, Irrcjclr and pclLSnl ncastruatlon.allOTarlaaTrouUcs, InSamiatlca cr.J lT.ccrt.Uon, nood-j 3, all ri.loccmer.ta osd tlo cca sequent spbulvc&laxccs.td, Is crccUr tt'-aplod to thadiancrocf Lire. UVlColro and cpel t-csora fromthduterslnnncar!tiic cf dcTclopner.t. Yjlq twisney lo cancerous humors taero Is cliocaJ Tcry CpOCilUrbtUUSO. Ia fact it has proreil ts bo tio f-r.t-cst and. bsst remedy t!itt has crcr Ixrca diecr;r- cX It penaeates OTery portion of tho r jstcm, cl slvcs lire and rlor. It rcmov;a f ilntnccn,SatcC( 9- c:rcya all craTins cor euziyiaau. aad ru lores weakness of tha ctoniach HcuroaEloatlnj, ITcadachcs, Ncrrer:s rrc:'.rti:cni General Do ju;ty LJec jlescnecs, Ecrrciilcn tLd Il. i eestlon. That fccllrj of bearing ceo, caslrrr rsi. wclsbt and bactieho, li mtTa perascr.l!y curtd 1 7 its use. It YTaMtt til tlr.cr, esd tsdcrrJ clrcrstttn ccs, act in banaony with tho Ivt that caTcms tho femalo Eyctcm. rsrHldneyComplalnta of cliher ucs this compound u unsurpassed. Lydia E. Pinkham's Voclablo Compound Is prepared at13 and TTestera Arena, Lynn, lx- rr.co Cc bottlss f cr C5.CX Kc-t ty mrul U form of pllls.cddlntho torra crLozcices, cn rrct!- cf rec, CM, rer box, for cither. Mrs. I'HTUIL'.U freely answers aZIlcttsrs of Intjulry. Send for pain ph'.ct. Addresi as ahoTo Mention this paper. Ko famcytaouia do without LYDIA li rntslXAH' iJ'.TT. P13. 'Tlicy cura Cenrtlpatlou, cUlousceu, andTocity of the I trcr. 11 cents rcr tor. .TUIINSTON'. 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Court ot Ulalint; lo tbo Officials or the U. tj l'.Ucnt Office, und to Senators mid Meuibcrs of Congress from every Stato. Addrcfs: LOUIS It UOEIt fi CO., So. llcltorsofPatcnlsand Attorneys at Latv.Lo Droll llnlldlng, Wasiii.noion, V. I). HELP Yonrelvea by xnikina money when a c olden chinco is tiffvre. theiojir bIwat ifyrili f? novettV from VLor doer. Tboso wbo always taLo oo vantnue i t tlie chaiiCis lor mnkliiir nmney tbat nreolfjiod, eenerallr bfcomo wrjItNy, vhvo tl ony wbnilo imt litipruro sycb c nure-rim:im lo pov rrr. Wo want wanv lufU nomen.tniyn nn L'lrl to Aork iur u tiuIu iu ihtjt u lo raitbi. Theba iinua vid pay u orb I j ii tea timoiiirllii ivwajo-, VotuimU nu xpen b voomflt&nil h l mn oii n-cd, tro . Nutsic who engagt'kf-tilH io mane mouo ery lupuiy. Yoa rai. devote vour wliu.c t.raa tn tio N ik. or lily your sp.ni moment. Ku.l j fnrmadoa nod al. tbitit pefdd sent T roe. Add oss nTlNtOttO.,I'oitiuiiO Mairo. Oct. 2,1W-J. QARBON HOUSE, J. VY. RAUDENHUSIf, PUOPIUETOIl. Daks Sr., LtmaaTO, Pa. The Oardov HncsKi'ffurs Brst-elass aeenm. mo.latl.ins to Iho Travwlnu- public. Hoarding be the Hay or eck on Reasonable Terun. (ihnleo fllinra. Wlnea nnd l.tnuors alltav on b mil. Ucxki Slicni anu siauiei. nun nui;ii- tire llosjjcrii ultaohoJ. April lq-yi nr-SSS'UMNTON llllETNF.V. fatbubl lZl3 Hoot and 8uo Uakkr, IHsk St., Llrl(titoo. All work warranted. rn EM3 A . IVirrTl Tt. Kitchen. kJjjdEooms, Live and Let Live." trisu .iit:i;tiag. On fair Loch Lomond's ihlnlng breast A thousand ripples broltn, As through thrj waves n boatman rowed . Villi strong and steady a'.roko. He Isn.w a pair of lovely eyes, Which he oft had watched befire, Would greet biui with their lovtly light When he should reach tho shoro. When Beauty gazes, strength Is born, And o'er thn water bright Tho slender boat Was sivlllly sent, Amid area of light, "I sco her face," he softly cries ; "Mis like Iho blushing io;c," And swlltcr yet the waves are cleft, As cn the Ehallup kocs. II o rounds tho curvo nnd trains the shore, Then on tho shining rand Ho lightly springs, and In his own Ho cla;ps her trembling hand. Ah, who may paint a maiden's bluih, Or sound a lover's bliss? Or who portray, with curious touch, Love's first, bewildering kiss t im;MjA.n and wire. Oh, let tne kiss iny baby once, Onco before I die; And bring It sometimes to my gravo To. teach It where I lto. And tell my husband when ho comes Safu homo from sea, To lovo tho baby that 1 loavo If otcr ho loved mo, And tell him, not for might or right Orlornvorn marriage vow. But for tho helpless b i Ly's sake, 1 would have kissed hi in now. Jean Inoelov. THE BLUE SATIN SLIPPER. fbom the rnExcn or ritosFKR ukrukk. Leon nnd his brido were seated in a com- parttnent by themselves. They hod given tho conductor a fee, and promised them- selves solitude on their wedding journey. " All aboard 1" shnulcd tho conductor. .Tust as the trnin was about to move, an elderly man sprang on tho step, nnd enter- c.l tho compartment. Tho door slammed, Ilia bell blittcn, and tho train moved away. Alllimipli annoyed by tho intrusion, tho rilling couplo continued their conversation in English, when they wero interrupted by their fellnw.troveler, In much belter Eng-1 lisli than their own : Monsieur," said ho.'dryly, "if you have any secrets lo lehitc, I would advise you not lo do to belnre me ill English, as I am roil- versant with tiiat language. I am sorry tn intrude uimn vou, but Ihis is the onlv com- partition! I could find n place In. How ever, I will try to go to sleep." And he faithfully tried to do so. But his eil'urls wcro in vain, nnd fiuully lie drew n look from his vallso and began to read. When he plunged intii his tack ha drew therefrom a largo mil of Bank of England pules, and showing them to Leon naked if ho could chance them at thtf next town. Leon replied that it was prnbahlo he could ilo so, as tliu mad was much frequented by English travelers. When they leached tho next town the Englishman desconded first. After him rnmo Leon, who endeavored to conceal his wife's nnkle3 as she descended the steps. Sttiili nro y.ning husbands 1 Suddenly thero darted from the group of loungers on tho platform a young man of peculiar up- pcaranrc. lie was sallow and unshaven; I its eyes wero bleared ami bloodshot; his clothing was shabby to the last degree His onco black coat was buttoned closely to the chin, probably tn rnnccul the lack of n shirt. Jfo advnueed toward tlio elderly Englishman. " Uncle," said he, tyumbly. "Is that you?" said llio other, angrily; bo olTl I ilon't want to liavo anything to do With yoU." '' 'Come, uncle," said the other, with a mixture of menace-nnd humility, "duu't tie so narii on a man." Ilo seized llio cider 6 arm, and led him aside. After some moment's conversation tho uncle seemed tn soften, and opening the vnllsc, gavo llio oilier some bank-note?. Tho nephew dcvnuicd Iho remaining roll with his eyes, and ultcr a curt word of thanks, disappeared in tho crowd. Leon and his bride entered Iho hotel, and wero shown to Iho best room in it. Their status ns n newly married couplo procured ineni mat honor. Tlio wans weio coveieu with paper representing scenes nround Nn pits. Unr.irlunately, certain idlo travelers hod added mustaches to all tho femalo faces, and pipes lo all tho male, so Iho ef- feet was, tn a certain cxlcnt.lost. The room was cainn "ino uiue mom," ino lurnuuro having once been of Ilia t color. . Leon ordered dinner hi bo served In their room. Tho difficulty in procuring it excit ed his wonder, mid on inquiiing, ho found that the officers of tlio Filly-sccond Hussars were giving n dinner to their comrades nf tlio Sixty first Chasseurs that very evening, lienro the ennfusinn. Tn his horror, he learned that tho ban'juet was spread in the room immediately adjoining tho bluocham bcr. However, thcro was no help lor it- The host swore by all tho gods that tho of- (icers wero tho quietest men he ever saw in his life) that-excepting llio rhatscurs ihero wero no mora lamb llko Indivlduali In the scrvico than lio hussars. And, bo- sides, they always roso from tho tablo bo fore midnight. As Leon, somewhat trembled in mind, ro turned to Hie blue chamber, ho noticed that his English lellow-tratcler occupied the room on .tho other sldo. Tho door was . . ... .. .. open, nnil through It be saw tlio uriton seated before a bottlo and class, nnd con tcmplating tbo ceiling. " Well, it makes no difference, after all' said helo himself'' the Enellshman will soon bo tipsy, mid the officers will bo gone by tnldiilcht." ' When Im entered tho blue chamber Leon Iimked to bulls nnd bars. On the Enclith iiian'a side Ihero was a double wall and door, which ho bulled. Oil Ihooffieer's side th.io was no door, but a very thin parti tinn, Tho yuiioz onimle had a mediocre dinner, wliloh they would havo eplyed more hail it not Urh fnr the talk nf their military neighbor. The ninvertjtlon of those gen tlemen had nothing whatever t'l do witli faetie, strategy or Ibe art of war In any way. On the cntrary it consisted of high ly seasoned stories. And such stories 1 They were Adluwed by riwM of laughter, and even nur friends of lb blue rneni fmnd It itifSeuIt at tiuiM to" prsrve tlierAnvv.Uy But the stories c.rvTruQ3er; the laughter grew louder. From ic kvitoirtt dtedtttia $1.00 a If lliey bcamo fouM nucs. Although ho was not prudish, Leon thought tho situation rather embarrassing for his Irldfj nnd send ing for tho landlord, ho requested him to beg the gentle""11 not to make so much nolro, as there was en luvalld lady In tho next room. The host entered tho banquet ing room, and his request was followed by a roar of dissent. Finally one voico pre vailed over tho others and criod r "What sort of n woman is she?" " Well, gentlemen," replied tlio host, " I don't know for suro, but I think she's n bride, and they're on their wedding tour." "A bride 1" roared tho revelertj "bring her In 1 Fetch 'cm both hercj wo want to drink to Iho brldo and talk tn her husband.'i Our friends In tho blue room trembled; they feared an assault would bo made. But the same voico prevailed over tho din, and it was evidently that of a superior officer. Ho lectured them on their lock of .courtesy, and there was comparative quiet for awhile. But from tlio muffled laughter that broke out from llmo to time, Leon and his bridt had on idea that they were still tho topic. Suddenly thero was n roar from tha left hand room. "Garsongl" Bliouted tho Eng lishinsn, "glmmo another boltlo o' port." The port was brought, and tho English man grew quiet Finally the officers, hat ing drank nil they could curry, nnd somo of them moic, departed, after having joined In a parting toast lo tho bride. a e Quiet ot last reigned over tho hotel. Tho night was clear, tlio moon shining brightly. Leon and his brido looked out from tho window, and Inhaled tho fragrance homo from the flowers In tho garden below. Sud denly Leon's gaio fell upon a man who was sauntering amidst tho shrubbery. He walked with his head bent down, a clgnr In his mouth, und his hands thrust into his pockets. As ho turned tho moonlight fell upon his face. It was tho Englishman's dissoluto nephew. Tho night wore. Leon nnd his brido had almost forgot'xm their English neighbor, when they heanl a strange sound in his room. It was thatnf the lull of somo hojvy body. Mingled with this thcro was a pe culinr crashing, grating sound, followed by a stifling cry. Silence. Then theio were two or time muttered oaths, and silence again. Tin young couplo sh'tddered. What '""M it mean 1 Leon tried to reassuro his trembling companion, but ho was inter- '"I'tcd by the cautious opening of tlio next ! tol"J' cl0!0,1 "S" "nil men slow and apparently careful fooMeps were Irenrd In tho hall. They wcro lost In the distance. They ceased. Again all was still. Soon the young bride was sleeping calm ly. But not so Leon. Despilo himself, tho sinister facoof tho Englishman's nephew returned to his recollection. Thero was ha- Uvd, ho thought, in tlio glatico cast upon tho uncle by Iho young man whin ho left. him, and then that roll o( batik-notes in tho vallso. And then that'dhll, heavy sound but now, like the fall of n body upon the floor tho cry tlio curses. Sucu was was the train of thought that rnn through Leon's mind. Mechanically ho fixed his eyes upon.tho ilonr which communicated with the Eng lishman' room, Thero was a liltlo spaco between thp bottom of the door and the flooring. By the dim light falling from tho partially turr.ed-down gas, he could see something forcing its way under Iho door. I It seemed, at first, liko n knife-blade, for I tha edeo was thin, and reflected back the I light. It moved slowly toward a little blno slipper, which had boon thrown carelessly near Iho door, w, , can it be r tll0Uji, Leon. Ia It L bi.ir..? tt. fnr It lm iliviilerl into two Larts. And now it divides oealn and yet Lg!,inand yd again. Whatcanitbe? It i, ., Unui. ." The thing slowlv crawled toward tho lit lie blue slipper. It encircled its heel. It s ained its front. It was a liquid. It was a ctranzg uud uninistakoblo color the color of blood. "'" For n long tlmo Leon lay and gated upon U19, stained slipper and tho reddish strcam which encircled it. He pictured lo ,imself tho corpse lying lu the next room: jl6 dlscovciy tho following morning; the J00r opening into the room, or which the boits wereon ,i, side; tho blood stained ki,,j,er. Theso things passed through his lllin,i ...a - -0i,i ,, ,taried out unon i in, iIo attempted to rlst, nnd hide the (Upper; as ho did so, his wifo awoke, nnd 6tarted with affright as sho felt Ills Icy liana, , ,. ,,,,, ,,i .i,. -rt.i T .,,, . ... .. ,:,,! .It,,.. tlon In which they were placed. He arose, and attempted to removo ilia tell-tale stains from tho slipper but It was useless. Day was breaking. Already tho servants wero moving around the hotel. Iu a' few hour llio crime; would bo discovered, nnd the officers of the law would bs upon them. 'Alas 1" said Leon, "our only hope Is this: Al eight o'clock tho train leaves for Paris. II he tnglisiiman s uouy is not uis:ovrrcn beloro mat tlmo wo aro saio. n"nie tho train, and losa ourselves in tho great city. There we shall be tafe." - His weeping bride flunc herself upon his bosom, tine leu almost as uttiuga sue iiuu - committed tho deed. But thcro yet remained two mortal hours before-the train left. Al each step In the corridor they both iremtuea witn ourigiu. Im... J. .1.1 .1 1 i ney mnuo iucir picpuiuuuu.iui .icj.ai.uiu. - Leon's brldo wished to buru the bloody sllr per, but he restrained her, ana concerned it on his person Seven o'clock sounded. Tho hotel was allvo again with bustling servant. Leon forced his wifo to take a cup of coffee, al- though the declared that her parched throat - refused hi swallow. They then descended u to the waiting room, and Leon demanded his bill. The host presented It, nnd begged - his pardon for the noiso of the previous evening. Loon uisured him that they had pas.ed a very quiet night, "Well, I'm glad of it," laid the host; "however, your neighbor on the left didn't disturb vou much. I'll bo bound. Ho's steeping liken dead man yet." Leon shuddered. His wife grasped his arm convulsively. "He'ian English milord," continued the host. "We've got another Englishman here, too, who . hi. bill and left this tuning, j iroylitpir.Vyld1 1 !, '"f Xk. tW- He gave no English tank-note-. 1 her ils I jeuinj ttMl bv oontiuutslut, made a ' ute is Kidney Wert, it is the best preven good. Look at it. What do you think V' I rrfoct cure. I ready think it themott effi- live cf all malarial dlseats tbat you ear He showed Leon the Uofc-noU. On ene wous liniment J.v.rusad. I. B. dv. iu aootW oohimu. Year if Paid in Advance. not paid in advance, $1.25. corner of tt thero was n reddish stain, "It seems to bo tt good one," said Leon, with forced calmness. "How long before the train goes?" "Half an hour yet," replied tho host. At this moment n waiter entored. "Glmmo some brandy nnd soda, quick, lor the Eng lish milord," ho remarked) "and send up n chambermaid with a mopj ho dropped n bottlo of port on tho floor last night, and the room is flooded." To tho nmnzement of both landlord and waiter, Leon and his wifo sat down nnd laughed until they cried. "Order us n good breakfast," raid ho to tho landlotd, "wo won't go until the two o'clock train." Argonaut. IMnEIISOL.il OIVfcTl.-X'GViTiKK. I desplso n stingy man. I don't sco how it is possible for u man lo dlo worth $5,000, 000 or $10,000,000 In a city full of want, when ha meets almost every day tho with ered hands of beggary and tho whlto lips of famine. How a man can withstand all that and hold In tho clutch of liia hands $20,000,000 nr $30,000,000 is past my com prehension. I do not see how ho can do it. I should not think ho could do It any more than he could keep n pile uf lumber when hundreds of thousands wero drowning In tbo cca. Do you know that I havo known men who would trust their wives with their licnrla and homes, but not with their pocket books not with a Hollar. When I seo a man of that kind I always think he knows what is most valuable. Think of making your wifo a beggar! Thlnl; of her nsking you every day Torn dollar or two, or to humbly beg for 60 cents. "What did you do with that $2 I gave you J" Think nf having a wifo afraid of you! What kind of chlldron do you expect to have with a coward and n beggar for a mother 7 Oh, I tell you, If you havo but a dollar In the world, and you havo got to spend It, spend It like a king ; spend it as though it wcro n dry leaf and you wero tho owner of unbounded forests. Thai's tho way to 8iend it. I had rather bo a beggar and spend my last dollar liko n king, then lo bo a king and spend my money liko u beggar. If it's got to go let it go. Get the best you can for your family and look as well as you can yourself. When you used lo go courting how nlco yon looked I Ah, your cyo was bright, ynur slep was light, and you just put on Iho best you could. Do you know that it is lnsuflerablo egotism In you In suppose that a wqman Is going to lovo you always, looking as bad as you can. Think of It? Any woman on earth will be true to you forever when you do your level best. TOO li.Ultf A II AUG.! IX. When Ada Rchnn, tho well-known ac tress, was in Louisville a short time ago, a Southern gentleman, a planter ofconsiilera bio years mill fortune, allowed her charms to ovcrcomo his long sustained aversion to matrimony, and opproaehed tho fair lady with proposals of marrlogo. Tho following conversation is then repotted by a veracious Louisville sciibo to have ensued: "If I consent lo become your wife, sir, I should first desiro tlmo to understand yottrditposi- lion ; second, I rhould. desiro your consent to two propositions." "Numo 'cm," ho said. "You must consent to my remainiug on tho stagn ten years longer at least." Umph 1 Well, I don't think I would." And you must at once cease Ibo uso uf to baccoexcept in tho form of cigars. "W-h-a-t!" The planter started back In his chair, looking around tho hotel parlor. and stared at her, nnd from his Hps there followed a prolonged whittle. "Great gad, miss I Surely why Weill" nnd then ho again stared. "I mean what I say I" "Como now," ho found voico to tpcak "come, now, miss, let's compromise. I'll agre to your acting n year or two, but don't cut off my tobaico don t. I d it would don't." "You hayo heard tho al ternative." "Then, by Jackson, there's nothing more to be said. I likcyou you'd suit me; Lut when it comes to choosin' be tween chewin' and marryln' glvo mo tho natural leaf first, last and always. Good day, miss. And as red in the face ns n Southern sunset ho took his departure. She never saw nlm again. xim: logic or iivunts. Thcro was an exciting sceno this morn ing in the Rccoider's Court. Tho neigh bors of Gabo Snodgross, living on Galves ton ayenue, wero compelled to havo him urrested. He had whipied his wife, nnd .her screams wcro so teirifio tbat a crowd nt a saloun ten blocks distant put their un touched glasses back on tho bar nnd went to tha door to sea what was the matter. Both Gabo and his wifo Mntildy were in Court. "What do you mean, sir," asked his Honor sternly, "by such cruel treatment of her whom you vou ed at tho altar to lovo and cherish" Gabo assumed a persuasive at titude nnd emphasized every word he said by tho most extravagant gestures He was laboring under intenso mental excitement. "I'll explain Itteryer, Judge. Toah God, I hardly teched her wid de too ob my boot. I tell yer, Jedgo, dal dam nlggcr'a voico nm to Maim. When she slugs out. hit sounds like a bull camp meetlu. A'm I to blaim bckato Matildy has got a voico liko a biler explodii'f" Ills Honor shook his head ni If to intimate that the theory was too thin. "Yer don't believo mo? Now, Jedge, jutl you jldge for yourself," said Gabe, and, lifting up a boor tho sizo of a ham, he gave Matildy a kick that would have jolted an elephant. Sho threw bcr hands up and opened a mouth as big as that of a cir cus hippopotamus. She gavo a prolonged ) ell tlut caused two teams to run away, and caused overybody in the court room to hold their hands to their cars. "Dar," said Gabe, triumphantly, when she subsided, "Is yer gwir.e to punish mo bekale she has got a soprancr voico t Is I tn blsiui bekate she makes a Erengcrfest outer herself!" His Honor saw th. justice of Gabo's defence, aud told him to clear out. Galcuton A'cvJ. Rockforrt (III.) Register. FEM. AGAINST A MJUtl- CDIiR, This is furnished by Mr. Wm. Will, 1613 Frankfonl Ave.. Philadelphia, Pa : Some time since I received a severe injury to my back, by filling against tlio sharp edge of a marble step, the stone penetrating it at least a half inch, and leaving a very painful eluded lo arnilv St. Jaunha Oil and am a Mi nn a The Carbon Advocate, An Independent Family Netvfpapxr Published every EATUrtDAT, lb, LAhlghton, Carbon Co., Pa., by if.vimY v. jnoitTMirtuu. Ornns-BAtKWAY, a short tbst.ne. abvVt tho Lcblxb Volley It. It. Dtpat, Terms: $1.00 perAiinnia in Alliance EVERT DraCIUTTlOH Oi TL1IX AID riMCT Job !l? riii ting AT VEIVT LOW PBIOF.S. Our Puzzle Corner. CROSS-WORD ENIGMA. My first is In scatter, not In sow ) My second is in chasten, not In blow ) My third In Maggie, not In Era ; My fourth In ruby, hot in gem My fifth in laurel, not in oak j My sixth In mantle, hot In cloak ( My seventh in music, not In eong Mv eighth In narrow, not In longt My nintli in magnate, not In lord My tenth In cannon, not In sword I My last In angle, not in right My wholo Is a ruler who ruled with might. NiCiM.- REVERSALS. 1. Revcrso to drive back, and hvo ohk nflectcd with leprosy. 2. Reverie tnoislu fe, nnd have to merry. S. Reverse to pull, and have guard. i. Reverse a portion, and have a snare C. Itevcrfo a conjunction, and have el wooden vessel. Bjlkku. DIAMOND PUZZLE. 1. A letter. 2. A drink. 3. A kind of tree. 4. A girl's name. ti A letter. Otmii. AN3WERS TO THE LAST; E.VIOMA. Who struck Billy Patterson t Charade. Wholesome: PlBAWlD. h n i r- PINCH LARCENY LAMPOONER ANIMALCULAR DISCONNECTION. DfCAriTATlOXS. 1. Copal, opal. 2. Opine, pine. Griddle, riddle. 4. Finy, ray. TOOLING WITH A QUAKEll. He wn3 n peaceable looking man, with a quiet looking horso nltafchod to nn unat tractlyo sleigh, with unostontattous belts. Ho wore a wide-riinmcd hat and shad-b.1-lied coat, as ho drove easily down the South Eoston hill, journeying from Bucks county to tbo land ot Northampton, no was ob served by a fellnw of the species rough: whom much loafing had made Impudent, and who lifted up his yawp: - Ba-a-a-y I hot whero aro you going with: -that man? Verily, I journey beyond the rlver, frlend, mildly responded the Quaker, and thither gocth my bat nlsn. Hold up and tnko a fellow along, otn't you, called out tho man of wrath. Nay, friend, my business and IhcUnaliofi forbid It. I'll soon fix that, and tho fool ran for ward and jumped ori tha runnor. Verily, friend, if lliee insists upon get ting Into my vehicle I will even help Hire, and the man of peaco reached out a right hand as resistless ns an oyster dredge. II caught the youth around the throat; wont" than a fourteen year-old diphtheria, jerked him into tho sleigh, and slammed him down umong the straw, where he got tramped on hy a pair of No. 13 cowhides until he thought ho had got caught In a shower of pile drivers. Fiuilly ha got a kick that lilted him clear over tho sido of the sleigll and ran his head into the bank by tho roadside, whero ho dwindled down in ' heap liko a gum shoe discouraged by a street car, and murmured as be rubbed his cniangbined nose In tho snow: "Who'n blazcs'd a ever thought the east iron mnn'd gone nround with steam up anr disguised as a blamed old Quakei." A ki:visld wimsTEri. Necessity n. A femalo wbo has blessed iho. world with a number ol useful obil drcn. Neck n. Ofu society lady, means bait way down to the waist. Neighbor I). Food for scandal. Never adv. Generally rntani hardly over. Newspaper n. A publication tn which tho affairs of the nation are settled by men who frequently can't settle their own wash bills. Nlco adj. Seo naughty. Nourishment n. Formerly bread) noW whiskey, tobacco and beer. Nuptunls n. The prologue to a temedy tragedy drama. Pardon n. A .punishment Inflicted, upon American criminals. Person n. A shepherd who Is frequent ly more Interested iu Mary than n the lit-, tlo lambs. Pathology 11. The science which teach cs how to toll a man that he has the atom' ach echo, attar he has told you tbat he bar a pain In his stomach. People n. An insignificant section of Iho American political machine, who are' allowed to vole to keep them In good hu mor, after the politicians have chosen their rulers for tlictni GC.MMtAL JACIiSO AND THE r A im vi lli uav. Duilng the latter part of General Jack son's ilo ha was in the habit of coming down to New Orleans lo see his old friends and comrades In arms end participate In the relebiation nf the glorious eighth of January. It happened on one of these' visits that the eighth occurred ou Sunday. General Plauche called upon tha old hero and requested him to accompany the nlll. lary to tho battle ground en tho anniversa ry nf the great day. "I .am going to aburch1 tomorrow," mildly obseryed the General-" The military preparations for the celebra tion weut on, and Sunday morning dawned bright und brautiful. At 10 o'clock Geqr Pluucho called at the Bt. Charles and in formed General Jackson that tho military and civic processions were ready to accom pany him to the scene of his glory, "Gen eral Plauche," responded Old Hickory, turning upon him tho glance ofhlsklad Jmg ey,"I told you I was going to church to day." General Plaunche withdrew muttering tor himself. "I might have known belter." Tho celebration was post liotied till the next day, and General Jack son listened on that day to ono of the most eloquent dlseour.es in the church on 1ft fjv.ito square from Dr. Scott ever pronounc ed in the pulpit. Don't Get llio Chlllir. If you are subject to Ague you. muttbef , sure to keep your liver, bowels and kldneyr 1 l 4 x