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VOL. IX., No 23. LEHIGHTON, CARBON COUNTY, PA., SATURDAY, APRIL 30, 1881. If not paid in advance, $1.25
Attorneys.
joiis ki.ii;,
ATTOUNEY AT LAW.
OSes i Corner Rmqielismiaauartaoo streets
' MADCn CHUNK, PA. Jn.iy2i.lr
JOHN 1). HERTOMXrn,
ATTOnNET AND COUNMILLOIl AT T.AW
Office I liorm 2. Ctnnr.d Vlnor Mt'nsloi. Hoiit
MAtl' II CHUNK, J'A
May be conait oiHn Oo.-iu-n. ma-. ?3fy
ATrOINKV AND COUNSELLOIt IT LAW,
Biitt Stater, LsaieavON, Pa.
Real Katate and Collection Acenev. WIllBnvand
Ctll R.al Hatate. tioiiveyanclwt .'fatly done Col
etlona promptly made, rlettllnr; Kttate nf
tlentaa apeclatty. Jlsv be eonsullad In Knlltli
udUariaan. Mct.il.
J AS. It. STHUTHERS,
. ATTOnSiT AT LAW,
&3- ORlce : 2 1 door of Hhoad'a Hall,
Mattel! C hull lc. Pa.
All liailn.il entrusted to him will be prcmptl.1
attended to.
May 57, lr.
Justices and Insurance.
JL CONVKYANUF.R,
AND
QKNERAL INSURANCE AOEH1
The f.tlowlns, Companlea are Represented:
L1C HAN )N MUTUAL FirtE,
KKAlllMO MUTUAL Fill E,
WYOMING FIKB,
POTTSVILLi: l'lRB.
Llllliail VIRE.nnfl thoHtAV
JSLEKs ACCIDENT INSUHANOE.
Also rnnnailvanla and .Mutnil Morse Thlet
D?to'lve and In-urani e Company.
NnrcnU.tVt TOO. TCI'MKTtKP.
-jgKUNAUD l'UIIaLH
Ooustt Buildhio, MAUOII CTtUNK. Pa.
Fire lnsuran IO Agent.
W POLI'Jins In SAFECompintcs only1
at Reasonable Rates. Aug. 23-yl
Physicians and Dentists.
c.
u. now.:.., sr. i)., tu.r ,i
Orricx: Oppoilti tho Post t-'dlee.
BANK STREET, LEUIUHTON, Ta.
May he ennrultcd In oltlier tho I'n th or
Uorraan Language juiy ju-u
-QK. Oil ;S. 1'IIAKO,
Vetcrimiry Sh !((?..
BANK .sm-fT LSHMHinV. PA
Omen ) From 8 m liu t
linens: ( Fn m T to 0 r, u.
Dlsrase.1 it Ice J cot a iptcitlty-. J'ry le
cen.u.tid In nilithti Gnu'fii. Jn.j 11 vt
D
It. Y. A. (.'OUTRIGHT,
BURGEON DENTIST,
Tenders his professional services to the peo
ple ofMauch Chunk, Lehighton, Woisaport,
racKerton ana vicinity.
OFFICE! Opposilo the Broadway IIouso,
BROADWAY, MAUCII CHUNK, Ta,
Fresh Laughing Gas always on hand. All
worn guaranteed sitisiactory. augz-yi
W. HUUEU, JI. I).,
PAnnrVILLC, Carbon Conntr, Pa.
Trim itq tlesldenco,... from 7 n. m. to IC a. m
nuui.oj and Uuom lo to p. in
Mar lie consn'tcd In tho Herman Lausi pro
r. o. Addrcss-Lelit.litnu. mar. 21. tr
A. DbUIIAMIMi, M I).,
niVJICIAN AND SCIIURON
Sperlat attention pild to Chronic Ulaeasea.
Office: South East cornar Iron and 2nd ate.. !.c
tljhton.l'a. Aprl'3. IS75.
1ST. "
itKiinit, si. i).
V, S Kzaimliilits Surgeon,
rnAOTICINO PJIYSIUIAN r.nd8Ut:aE0N.
Oinca; Bank Street. itiDca'a Olocic, Lrhich
(on. Pa.
May beeonsailed lo thoOcrm in Lauguaco.
Nov. 3
JQATID l2nDCRTS
Livery 8s Sale Stables
BANK STREUT.LlfilliailTON, Pa
PAST TROTVINO HORSES,
ELEGANT CARRIAGES,
And vesttlroly LOWEn riUCES than any
ether Livery lu the Co July.
Larjnana handaome Carriages for 7anera
Diraoaesand WeUdlass. DAVID UI18K11T
ner. 11, 1S71.
J. W. RAUDENHUSH
allT.nu70ihM';U llU'C'' " rreeV, lo
Funerals, WeflolnEs or Bnsiness Triis,
on shortest notice and mon liberal terms All
orders left at the Oa.U.nllou.V'wmreceUe
V'f , .S!abl on N'h Sirect,
next the hotel, Lelilfthton Jan23.;i
tr OUTII AND MIDDIB-AOnD.
Would you le retor. in dOUNU UnnhnnJ fl
ill sump and voa will rt eil. MqUDOOI V
vie In aeiieil envelop-. Artir... y.tuuujju, ,
IToI J.y. VOAN Oird-naiiurn N v intf,,
RUPTURE.v""-'
11 wl w 1 1 !a wlma yon wjnt inn
arcatest Invention (f tbsae ei ou niai.
chlet veil free. trot. J. Y. EUAN. Orrcni
pare. v. Y. ) ,r i;,-.
PATENTS.
F. A. T.EllMANN, Rnllcltnrnr American
nd rorelKi Patents. WAihlnj-ton, D.U. All
business ronneete-1 with Patenir. whether be.
for the Patent ttfflcenr the courts, prompt r
attended to. Nu chance in iris unless a patent
s mured. Scud for circular, oclMf
A.0 Mo Mwsserj
Mnnaa:tu-c"tf and DeatTin
STOVES, RANGES AND HEATERS,
Fin and Hest-raa V7ars and General
Hoe Fnmisliins GooOs.
UOoriNH mid SPOUTING done at
short notice and nt Lowest Cash Prices.
I'TerTkinrlcf S10V13 onTnt nnJ PI7;n
linlUlCS ki'iilcoaatnutlyaa llllld.
Stork on SOUTH Street,
A few dojrs above nank St., LEtllOIITON.
Patronsca solicited S-tisuo irn gnvnntovd.
Oit.C.yi A. 11. iloSSUIl.
Central Carnage Works
Hank St., Lcliilitou, Pa.,
Are prepared to Manufacture
Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs,
Spring Wagon, &c,
Uf every ileacr'ptlnn, In the most aubslantlal
uiannor, ami at l.'inist U.isli Prices.
Kc!nlriii rnu:iit!y Allnitlctl to.
TltEXr.F.R & ICUKini.F.R,
April Zi, 1879 yl Proprietors.
nectrnllv aniiuunrea l. llie iconic of T.e-
niKlHiin nnn ua vicumy, innr lie is nuw pre
p.ired to supply them with nil kinds or
Household Furniture
Mnntifariurcil finm Hie bMt Seasoned Mate,
rials nt Prices fully ns low us tlioaincarllclr,
enn bo bought lor lis. where. Here are a few
of tho lii(lucciuoiit8 olTurtU :
Purler Sets at lmm $J0 to $00
Wiilnut ilitrh)i'-ioi lircs'iuir t'ase
llritrnoin Sulics. 3 pieces iM0to4a
P.lln'cil Jlidriuiin .-ulus jldtujlo
t3.mijcatiil t'lialr. pcrsiitof 0.... 6
Ovintniiu i luilrp, ierhot of 0 (t
and all oilier Uoods cqintlly cheap.
In this connrctlnn, I Oelre In call Ihonl.
teulluii ol tho peuplu to my niuplo facilities lu
THE UNDERTAKING BUSINESS
wltliaNi:W and HAMlSOJli: HKARSIi
ami a lull HneofUtMil.TS una UUKFIMS,
lain prepaicd lo uttend pnniipily to all ar
dors lu llus line, nt lowest pilecs.
ralronaire rrrnectlully sullclted and the
most ample satisfaction uuarantccil.
V. SCHWARTZ,
octlS HANKSt., I.clilifhton.
JMl'ORTANT AiNXOUKCOENl J
l'OST OFFICE 1ITJILD1NG
LEHiailTON, PA., hns the X,arest and
Most Extenilve Slock of
HATS, CAPS, &o.
ever offered In this borouuh. end to wh'ch I
Inrlln Hie speclil atieniion of my ruitoncrs
and the public Kencrally, as I am prepared lo
oiler cxlraordlimiy inducements la
SI'IJINO AND SUMMEIt,
Boots, Shoes, Hal?, Caiis, k,
and I Invite my numerous fi lends and patrons
In call ami examine my stock beloro raaklnz
their purchase elsewhere, ns lam prepared
MaTsCKi)!s,.nlluce,u,nl, 10 a" dASU
Jlcmember, LEWIS WEISS
I'oit.Offlco Uulldlnif, LebUhtiin, i'a.
Sept. 20. '
JOHN F. IIALBACH,
Instructor of Music,
(Piano, Orgin, Voiee and Theory.)
LEIIIGnTOX, PA.
Role igoul for the
J. & C. Fischer Piano ;
T,l?mi,i,rJn "J kM' of P'aaesand Organs.
elf r?k,n r".nl'i",,y- Slatc lauibor, bricks,
etc., taken In esclune.
nsu'eo0.' Mu'le aDj l001" furnlud on short
Tor pirtlculns, t,nBs, fc Addriss,
r r . JOUN.P,HALt.UAO,
Aos J, U70,jy. Lehighton, Pa,
Railroad Guide.
pllll. A. &, IllCADlNIl UAll.HOAt).
ArnuiBi'iiiiiiit uf I'ltsufPgcr Trains.
NOVKiiiiiiit'utn. sso.
Trains leave ALLBVrOiJrN aafollowsi
(TIA rilUilOHEX BAIUIOAU).
roiPblbili)iihlo.af:l . '.45. I M0. a.m.. and
J le p. in.
-CNDAY".
Por Pl.ilnilrljihln nt J.0n. m. 3.r. u. m.
ima i:iai rr.XA. uua:cii.)
Por rtoi'Vui! mm ll'iinnjUiK, uxj, 0.(0 a m.,
I2.1U mid kit p. m
I'm Lancaslcruiid Culuiubla, C 35, 0.Xn.ni. and
4.3U p. in
1'nr r.cadms. norilabui e. r.nd way po nls. 0.CS
i. m.
(VrA LETIlLtHrtM.)
For Pli'lcitcim l.i finni 1, V Depot 4.4 O.li
i.i;,i.in. . -.5. 3 tf :4 p. m. Sunuii.1 4b0p.m.
I'm' l'liliaru., hia liiiin L &tt Lci.it .u.M.
S.-'. 8 (i p. tn.
i r..in.- i-'Olt A 1.1.K 'J OWi: leave as lollowit
IVIA I'KltUlOMr.X UAILLOAD.)
Leave PliiiaJoliihln, JA'i n. iu. auu 1.09, !.:(
lxc 3.r ti. m.
fUKDAT.-.
T.eive PUIlacclphlil, E.'J' it. m., 31C aud M.15
i. ru.
Y1A KA.i 1IVAAA. UliAVll.l
f.cavo P.euiu 8 no I0.3uu.m2.ii 3.G5,mlC.IC
ti.in.
Leavu Hnnlaburp; S41 8.(Candr.w. a.m., 1.4!
ami l oo p. ui.
Leave Lnutaaicr.t.osa. u 1.(5 and S.snp. m,
Ccuvcoiuinbla :.53n. m. 1.10 and 3.40 p. m.
SUNDAYS.
.eavo tteeilluir. f.co a. in
l.cavo Ilui ti rut b. r.fo a.m.
IVIA IltTlILEUCM.)
I cave PJilladelnHa C4S. 3 00, 0.J', MO, 4.I5
3 ooi. m. Sui.dav 8.3) a. m., 3.w y. m.
Trains mnikou thus,) run to and from depot
9th nil (Jreeii streets. Philadelphia iitlicr
inlu'toa i Irnm liiontl atrect depot. Trains
Vn Drt.ilcliem" run to aid fioni UcrLa tot ,
Di iii t. except tuose maiLeil l
Tno '1,1 nun u.4 J .ni tinliiafrom Allcntoirii
ami thewl.3 mil 6.18 p. m. trnni from Pliila
li'lplitn, hio through tars to aud I torn Phlla
dclpula.
J. I!. WOOT1EN.
Geucrci itamutr.
C. a HANCOCK, Cm' I rati. & Vlc.ct Assent.
may 13.
DANIEL WIEAND,
Carriages,Wagons.Sleighs,&c
corn n or
RANK AND I RUN STREETS,
I.KHI'tinON, Ponna.,
II i-sprct fully announces to hi friends and the
public, I tint, lie Is prepared lo Uiilld all des
cription of
OaHKI.KIES.
SPHINO WAOflN.-.
LIOKllia. kc,
in theliitct and Most Apprnvod Miles, l
PrU-i hilly as low as tho mine c.in be obtain,
oil elsi'wlii'rc. giinranlei lnc ihi bistSeasunud
Ala erlal nml mot subslantlal workmanship.
Particular alii ntlou given lo
REPAIRING
Ina'l llsdetnlls. nt Hie very Lowest prices.
Patronage ri'peclfully sollclled and perfect
satlafiii'tlon uuar.ti.teed.
Deo o. 1870 yl DAN. WIEAND.
rpilE SI,A7IXtiT0S
PLANING MILL
AND
Cabinet 7are Factory
ATSI,ATIN(31 OX.
JOHN BALLIET, Propr.,
Denis In nil lend, snd aires nf Pine, nerolnck
Oak ud Haid Wo-.o Lumber. ami Kuowpic
listed toexecutuuuy aiouut orovdetafer
Bressol) Lumbeli
OF ALii KINDS.
Roors, Snshcfi, Ullmls, Sluittcrv,
Moiililiiiss, CiiMiict Wnrc, Jfcc,
With projiptEOta.
Brackets Made to Order.
TheMrclilnervlanil new and ol tho best anil
must Iniproroii klmlr. I cinuloy unnc but the
best noiirmcn. life well rnAoimil nml vnn-t hi.
tola i. and aiit'.fiO'croruublctiipiminiitcociitnc
inniu.iioii nt mi who iraviavnr nte wiiu ai'all.
Oirtera ov mail piempily ntleuacil to. .Mv
chiirpoa are niqitrrsfi tenns cash, or Inteiest
ehuisedaitertiilrly days.
QIVB IlEA CALL.
CV Those enrasrd In BmliVns will flndttt
ihoir advantaso In lnve Mdlns, floor Bon nls
Doors, -aslies. rhut.crs, lo.. at., mrdeatthi
Pactnrv.
Mayt JOHN DALLtHT.
E. F. LU0KENBACH,
Two Doers Dflow tho "Broadway Houso
MAUCH CHUNK, PA.
Dealer in all Patterns el Plain scd Psuoj
Wall S?sfliers?
Window Shades,
Paints & Painters' Supplies,
LOWEST CASH rfclOCS.
A LECPIIBE to young hen
On the Loss of
A LTOTUKU ON THE NATU UU, PKUAT.
MKNT. AND IlAllIOM. cum of Bemi'inl
'Vckue'. or Teriuat-"icca in tuees I,v Self.
Abue. Inv.diiniary miiaalnni. Iinpneiicy.
Ni. vou Dun Ittv aid liniu-din'euta ti .Mar
r.sc cenr.rnilv C au'iiotl'in i-.pleiay end
Kllai MPMlai rn i rh "ical lro I'-acitv. ito
DvllO ICltr I. Cl'l.VllliWELI.. Al.Duu
I ho ot Hie (li oen Br.oi," u
The wild renowned author. Inthla admlr.
ablo L'olure, o early p oieofrom hlaowucx
perienontaattbo aw fnl consqueacna of celt.
Abn'n mav be (ffpelual'V removed without
dauaerons inrlcal rpnailnna, hnucica.inati u
minia lines, orrndinlsi pon linn tntainnoe
uf caieat omo ccr nin ana rffectua , hv wlilci
every euOercr. no n attrr wliat tls coudlllnn
may oe. may cure blmse'f cheaply, privalelv
audrtilicilr.
WTnls L-cturo will prove a boon totSun
aands ami thoaianda.
Sect uadrr nal. inan'aln envelore. to nnv
adureaa. posl-p:id on receipt nf.ixcntsortwo
pi-tiee.tainna. Wit HAVMSAL OASU11C
OOttfi ron TAPE WOItM Addela
Tlio Ciilvoi irell Jledlcal Co.,
- 41 ANN St.. Now York N
P. O. Bes UiS Jaa.l.iqi yl
P-VTKNTS ,,VM Misri'ti aucm
.. . "iP-ttw ,ci7feToiiti.st
r Dot r3. wa la't m D.i . N fe i r a mod
un est Patent i- o i al oil ten' lo.' u il iir
ir.i-ma leims. ere, lia bliahed 1871. iiei.ll-tt
PENSIONS Thcu.andsef4.!d.crnnd
L J-iiy rtl UH rj, tto'rbu.r.onlliled l.y the
l.llo laws of Cin-re. hoin two rtainpa for
law, au.l opv ntCills-n So rUer. lo N W Fill
ITS' aid. U K. Claim Atto ney. Ilox 6 I Wiwh
iuirV"n, U. V. oi t.-0-lf
A WRfiK in tonrnwu Inwn.
ll.ro
jiuniiree noils'', llcider It uu
clflUlF aut a bu mea, ar wh ch persona nf
either ex van mace a real uiv all I he
U'?lJ'L,J-wotlt,wrt"'"'n'i'''iar in II.
DIRECTIONS,
nr cainrrn,
fever. Cold
In tho Head. Ji'..
Insert with little
Imrticic
im inui
:d raw
breaths
e nose.
tt will rm ehsorh.
I'd. cleansing and
heniiuK inn un.
rated mouinrane.
For Deafness,
Apply a particle Into tho car.
mi.v's cut: a ri.vi.TTX
HAVINO pained an cnvlablo local rcputa.
Hon, illspliicinK nil other preparations In the
vicinity ot discovery. Is, on lis marl's alone,
rmianucil as a nondoifUl remedy wherever
known. A lair trim will omvinn.i Hmmosi
skep Iral uf lis curative powers. Itctrcciual.
ly demurs iho nasal pnssaaes ol OnMirrhul
vpu. capsinir lirnllhy srcr-lions, allays In.
fl iiiiiiintlnn and lirltnilon. protects themcin
binnul linings ol ths head Iroin ndillllonal
rnlds, completely henle the rorcs and restores
Iho Sense orinsio and s nell, lleiicliclal re
sults nro realised by n few applications. A
tlniruuijl. treatment as directed will euro Ca.
tarrh. As a household remedy for cold In the
hiad It Is unequiilcd. The llalin Is easy to
i. so and nKrccublo Sold by druggists nt61
cents. n receiptor CO cents will mull a pack.
aire. Send fiir circular with lull Information.
LLY'S UI1KAM HALM lit)., Owrico. N. Y
FnnsAi.unv A. .7. DurllnK.LohlitliKin, Pa.,
and by Wholesale Druggists ueneraliy.
Uct.-.aiVly
CENTRAL DRUG STORE,
In Lcuckel's Block,
Bank St., Lehighton, Pa.,
Dr. Charles T. Horn
rnoiMUETOR,
Respectfully nnnnnneet to ihe people that be
has replenished his slock, and offers
DRUGS AND
Strlcllv fresh
CHEMICALS
and Pure,
Also Ilorso and Cntlle rowilcrs.Patent Medi
cines, llrushes, Soaps, Oumbs, I'crlumcilcs,
MiionKis, i;humois Skins. Wlms and
Liquors for .Medical Purpofcs. Oils,
Lamps and Flxturcs.llyca ulls.OhoIco
Ulirnrs, l'lics mid Tobacco, ripec
taclcs. Trusses. Nurslnir llottles,
Violin HirliiKS, ami a lull line ut
Wall l'apcriinU llnriicrsatllie
Lowest Prices.
Prescriptions carefully compounded and
prompt attention given to ovcry branch of the
business.
A continuance of the pitronnjro heretolnrc
exiemliil to ihls estiibllsliment Is rrspoctlUlly
tollcited, and satisfaction Kuarantccd.
repi.13, 18S0.-ly. Du. O. T. IIOHN.
Drugs and Medicines,
WUITl! STREET. WEIS.-IPOtlT. TA.
Roiiiovfil find ( linngo of Firm !
Messrs. I.apslier & Zoni
Der leavo to minonece lo tho cit sen ot
port am1 aniioiin.iitii' nelgliboibond, tiiat Ihoi
li lelv piiu lnso.i tun Hcc im" flx'.ur k ot Dr.
C. W L-i.u'i lirug Slo o onl hinlus riucn.
ixhed and inraoU It.L'ie-scd trio tock. hnvo e
moved it Ion. fin moeaiitl) HI ted-up noiii in
tl e Illicit HU'.lmuir. on While uo"t, lnlinnl,
oeonpicd nv sir Fred -rbnudt wl.ein ihc?
r MPpire'' lo occonimodate tholr ir-cnda aLd
ine puei.ccciieiciij miiu FietliaLU ruio
DRUGS AND'
MEDICHiES.
of nil k'rrti trro hcr w.ltift lull lino of nil sncli
I'A.NCT COJUH a- ar- ufcn.lfy Itt in c;l
2itirn1i, rcilttr..rry, e"ip Bia-icCoii$x
Lam. Cliiiitnp a. rui-fiOk. t5t'0''i.r(ot,
oliou!(li-i- U cciB t-'jiinEfl',' Km ins
Cctllcs. JJjo Stuff j &c.t
rut 'VIKE1; mil LIQUORS fr-r Micliinl
Ti-o buMiiMr, ttIII I. under iho ooiAnl
ctiaier"ni)lftiponntO'itJerco ot Dr. J.O.Xebn,
woineiui in ivo uui tnu-.incr o I in imh a
trooR m qiniily Biid i:tco. aivouin citl.
l i.yuvi tiAiuj:u a zrit:i.
isi'Ks: fit's
PORT GRAPE WINE
Used In theprlndiai Chmchcsfor Comma
nlon purpesos.
EXCELLENT FOIt LADIES AND
WEAKLT TEIISONS AND
THE AGED.
B
W I M
Spcer's Port Grape "Win !
rot'u vim it sciii),
rphla Ceiebroted Nat'vo Wine I.-, made from
- th' Jalcn rf Ih'Oiorto Gri raised in 1Mb
Couuuy. Iiainvaliabo
Tonic nnd btrrn-illienliig Prripertli-s
sr nnsnrsarri br anv othr r Native Wine. be.
ire tho pari-1 noo of t o Clranc. oioduo d un.
it, r Air. Miicfci' own cersonal mperrla ou.it
nurliy ud aenulneiio a are uuniuiurcd. Tne
VOUn6,l Chid lnnv n.mrnVMI l,H uni Mn. .,.
qnalltlea, ani iho weai,nit Inva Id uao tt torn!
'ui'l.'. " i" nnnicu'aiiv ururuclnl tn the
er una eb 1 Ilti1 nun an lal ln.h.r,ll,Hi,
ot.mcnta Hi t iffi-ia the weaker aet. It lam
even reacct A WINK TO llli ULLII3DON.
SPEKR'S
Tl'flP.j.mrrrtiv i. z.
Chuncuir audpjrt krsnf Ihoga feu nu i Itlea
ol H o tr.ipo lr hi ulio : it i mum. lurPoi .
... iiitiiiir,.. nvoranii Jicoieal I'in;crfcs, II
wl.l bo louud uucxce led.
SPIDER'S
This nRA?mv atnr.l. nnH.ni.rf ... i.i.
Country, be uv far auiauicr for i.i.rfiin.i im,.
poses.
IT 19 A PUItE distillation from tho crape
and coLlulus valuablo medlcnal properties
I haadoicaiefP.vor almilar In tb.it of the
era no fi oiu which itls.ilm I 0 aud lain great
laror aiooiie; fli at-cU-a fumilio".
Fco Ibat tbn sisnalnro or ALPrED S 1'Err,
la.aaic, ,s,J.,i,oorthoooKol each bolllo.
sold ijv iuuf;oisT.s,
and by A. J. Durmr.O.T. Horn, Lihljh
tJiiaudo. V Leul of Aeisspori.
U LT I D Vniir-eivca t,r m kia mo
nr r wl," " ir" iliia o is i Cf i
, thvieav rlwovaeepi c povc
money
ff rcn.
. ...-'.- . . J ' . ' woo "iwdya taku mi
jniuar'o 1 1 lOocliaionloi iim.liiciin.iicyth.it
a'eerriied. (-j.nirnllv bfcomo wealthy, whi'O
'wil.'",0.l,,!lt ''"orovo anch o aurr- remain
inpovrri. Wswantmsiivuien womoa.bova
u.l elrla to .work lurn. risheiu Ibrlrowu lo.
f!1 '" Theba lures wi,l pay iimro la-n tea
. SfJiTo". ' 'T w,ee. Wofiinu-b aa espen
a yoomat onl m 1 ihnyoii i.-cd, no- Nuone
wiinensaTofiiU omo.oniono icrvrauia r.
i oacai. ilsvote vour whn.ot.mo to ilio work.
S,il.yJ",r,l",r.,I""'"- a'u.l i"formiloa
aadal.ibiii.ueedriiBsnit res. Addieia
Oct. J. lii" i,0M C0" f01."""1' tou,e-
rflflTARfJI l.nOLBS il'i nV
?lrr.p,'Vtiri.'-ror the U i
tvv.r!svTa CV BsXf,ihu nostrlli
.7mi .7 nttiOr-' 0 JSfitliromili t h
63 1
ivy Jo. JJLl Hi I'
Ihorto-truccsalnJ ileniodc ever dhcovcr.
rd,naltHcort-lni.i Ifn cflcls and do' lint
bllitcr A'en oto ilentfor tho Human Piesb.
flEADHlOOFBKI.OW.
From a prominent Physician.
rbtiptonTi;tr( f j,t June 17 15
Vt. r. J Kr-KDALI, A t'o.. Oenf TlPPO'iur
vnu-nlrrrtl-t .Hont V Tcrf, teia nntllMim,
oi K n 'nil's fapivin Cnir, nrd lmvinpnrnln
iTl aril nijrcrtv horo wlitdi linrt teen Inmo
11 om p ivin o tU cn trnnitis I tonr to vnu rcr
a bottlnbv caress wMcli in lx weeks rcmor
rc nil limcnoAi nnc1 en JtTffoniiMit otrl n, liro
rlmi from nun lior lmrc, mid botb hi Ttc oro
ro anv a go-ire! n coitn. ih una bottcwas
worth tome nuo liun tired rto.lnrs.
Ho'pcctfuilrroarF,
11 A UKI1T0LETT, M V.
Kendall's Spavin Cure.
flarr'atfjafg. Pa., Kor. 1?th. 1350.
Dr. D. J, Kr.NDAtX A Co., fientn J I bnve n
rcrr fine mnic Hint mm lii.il n bono t pnvjn for n
lone time I In ti ercrthlnfc n.on coa'o Uorinc
to euro tt butnliiuVA.il puJ woaoocutnp'vo
tttip when q friPirl of mine In Ihi cliv o'lUio
ton.Rfmi iccninnifncoil Kerdiiriip .vmCiiro,
wli'c1! 1 tri'rt wlih crrnu jeult-, rimointr
that b -no clear an clrr.n. ntnl tlicti 1 sent 2-c,
to ..on lor ono ot yotir lljutraicU Ilorso HooUa.
ot'd X tlnnx ttirreiuo bttcr honx printed rn
ilio t.oifio and l.isfifBiaC3. l hare 1 1 ken frtcnt
Ictrjro't in It m il Irivo Pinco nul 18 copi-n tor
ronto toy nciAbbor rtidwlil tirnml do whut
frood I ctn b ccttlnA tficro for t hois
Yonrs Itniv. O W. MttWir.
Ai-li?nr.Ot Sclmyl. co , Fn , Jane 3, 1ES3.
Dr, n. J. Kftit'nM & o.. Urn's A ci-o of
ruavm tbrt enmo timirr inv b'i'rvnion wns
enttrn v cu p.I by olo Uort o ct ynnt KrT?af
Sf- v n Care, rim the bo ro so d ultcrwaids tor
twoltiuia.ca dol nrn.
Yurs truly
rhcM Diucct. cns. TI. Uarxahd
KENDALL'S
Snaviii Cure on Human FWl
Daktrs Held, VI., Dec :S, 1S7S
B. J. Kendall I p.,0"uls.-I wish to add my
testimony tn fetor of yourtuva u bio ln.,iueni.
Kenoa 'a eravln ruio" In the soriuc ol
lSCi T H.lpved o'j tlielco and sprained lavilirnt
limbstuio knee J -ii t I wna veiy lame and
ottimi'auff.rD tui niostoicriiclatlnir plu. 1
wor. a baniisen on It for oror a year, nnd ulcd
TO3t iiOiVlt.'ntr wi b,u my ro ch but couid
ilnd lictnlnir ibat would (;no lco ncrmani ut
rslief Whin I ovcrW' ikoii. ic Mould puniuo
vcr much. Iu Auril, iB7s, I Wirim lo tlnnx 1
atiimld lo a c idoih for lifci inn liavlnirsemocf
Xcuiiai.'a Bpailu Cure thought I uou t tivit.
I ued oao-Uilid or a bottle, aud oxpeiienced
i e l. f ot nice. Tlio pain lilt u o ami huahoi
In uoJeil me since. I leoi v. it nraiciu! lo you
and would rocomiuoml ICend li'd&pavtu cute
lo all wLo aoffer with epr.iua or rheiiiua lm.
Yours truly. In i a. J. IU.UTE1.L.
Kendall's Spavin Cure.
KE'SDALL'i SPAVIN CURD Is sure Inila
rCcois ml u in Its aition asltdoea lint blltili
yec it 1. pei.etrai inland pouciful toreucb eve
iv deep scaled nam o- to tcmovo any Sony
(rowih or other cnlaiRcmrnt. such us!pnins.
Aplinta curua C UoaH. Snialns, Rwel lnas.iny
Lanitue and all l.nl rtmeii'rt nf tho Jolinf
oi Liinli ,r llii'uinRllini in Man. and forriiv
ptirm so for nhlcs n T.liiiui-iit la used for Man
or fli a' t It s now knoun to bo the L-e-t lui
ojo.n loi m m over used, kennx ntliu yet cor
tm in ltai ffceta.
Sei.il n Jiii o-s tor Illnstinfed Circu'ar whicn,
we Hunk, elves poait-vo prior of llavutiie .
Nnrrmedv nr.a vcr met with such unqna:ifler
-nccon loour kunw.roee, lor Liait a, wen us
M in,
Pileii - ho tlc.or six bodies for f i all
D'Uiul-iB lure It crenn oct It fur ou. onl
till bnacnt tn i uy uddrrss i n roce pt ol irlce
1 the pin Tlfter. Da B. J, KL'NDALL
CO. Eno.onraa Falls Vt.
Scld pt all Dnuccme. Jaa:u.ms
DR. HUTCHIESON'S"
WORM DESTROYER.
An tlLliand Tiiir.n Hi'.mkiiv. llcmnvcsthe
Wurins and ilio lercllons ihat kciptliem a.
live. Wo nt)AiiATKK Its vlriue. Wo Imve
hundreds of lisilmiinliili.colleilcil Intbe Inst
15 years, provli g cu.c urlvely there Is no re
mo ly itjual to llu. Hutchinson's Whkm
IM:stiiovkii In mil. vu I liu no, ma (ol) kin, In
Wound, Sent, Lonir aiul i npi ). that Inlrst tho
human fyjlcm. Physicians buy Hum nnd
ulve them to tholr MillVrliiir pulrnls. Thcio
IsnoliiimbuvuripiacUiryiibiiut liilnllioiniiuh
ly n liable medicine. Prli e, 2i cents per box.
A. W. WHIUH'l tt INi., Whidomle Druiralils,
Market nnd Front Mrccis,
Feb. 6-mS Philadelphia.
Orsatclanco tn mskoniencr
We'ucel a prso:i in oieiy
town lotiiKOiubscrlsilona for
(lie inrae-r.cnca prat nnu heal
Illusfatcd family publicaliou in ilui woild
-lo oiii. ran become a surceMiu! agent, fclx
eiesiint woric of nrt jrivcu free to saliaci iber-.
The price iBo low Hint nliavr, even bode sub.
scrloia. Onj nsent rouoiia la .nv ! ub-n.
'itia in a Hay. A ludy ngnut i-epor a itiaklus
JJO'i lenc prjllt lu li-u oya. All who enrajj
m.ke u onev Ut. Y'nu imi i'ovciu ail voji
me in iho bu-ino-s, or only voir suno tunc,
lou need lu.tbeawnv pnni homo ovtr nlalii.
i nu ran do it as woil ns olbera Pull diiecilnna
nnd icrm-freo. Elccim and expeiislte Outnl
Trie, li von "rntpnflt.iliioworiibo'iuuHvcnr
cdeicai at once, u costa cotbliio; lo uy the
btiilnes. N" one who ru-a -.a fnl" In maae
aro.lt pav. Adlieaa ULOliOU STINSON t
CO.. I'crtla'id. Mnliie. Juno 2ii-lv.
$5!
Ouidtsent lire to ihose who u!ih to eu
cavu In tho moi picnaant and profitable
Ital notirniuien. w.'eii fT...h b.-.' ,. V:?
Hi nit, 110a day aru upwarda '.n eaaliy made
w llio'i, aiay nir awty flora I nmeover iiirht.
jso list whattver Many new worlirrn wauled
I.. . i I inoiuaiiiKjoriunoii no l us.
ine s. Loilios make as much ns inon.and rnnnu
D0!va'!?e',"',n,- i,Krnt n y. No one who is
, ' ,u iana lomnKo nioi o moueyevory
day than can lie ni'ifu In a wool, nr. m, ..inin.,..
nV,i'm"LoymIIlt-. 'hose v.tn ci fiote nt-once wil
fluda akoi t ro.1,1 to 'ortnuo. Audrraa
oct": is8c-i?lT Sl0" Port aiid 1Ia,i,c-
To tho Workinir Class -Wo are r.nnr n,.,,.
ed tniu nliliHifci.uaawl li constant nWoy.
nieot nt home, in- wbeli 0f iM nlP . ,1,
tl ilrirnroiiiometit. Buauu-nnew jithiaiid
loflrjoio Py i mi of p, he.- rex o '.fr 01 u
tr.iu ilitentalngi nor rvmu'. aad a pr uoi.
Uon Hum br f evotmi tholr bolo Imi t the
i? ,"V.l.",,T",r,ld,!!l1" 'y.n "eaih-a. n ilob
t'-.Tb't all win celhlaniiticemivseno
iS?.rr1',r6 '"'d 10 ttl.el.iiainiv.a va nillic!
i , ' To sui ii na are not wo I uiu e I.
WA Wll. aml nnn An n .a ..... .. !. .
nt wniln. .-..r. T V. " ' in HiniionjiH
AddroMu
(lEOr.Oii STINiON & CO.. Port-
oiiiiM-a ara nun ni.inL tmn
ud, laine
July icn
IIIIAI.IIS is WIIAI.TISI
r, r- m. . .
..r:-'- "BioKiivre nna iinAiN TarAr-uiKT.a.p-clUo.or
Uiaterti, liiajinoeJ. cJI
IS.WZiJAV""' 'Che. Meoln. "Vntll
lon.Loaauf Meniori. pB,iua oui.oj, T Imiirt
AjPMf.,;,.1?","r KIsii. Pr-nTatuieolf
.A..riS?i "l'LlX "Verexeiton. sell abu.e n
aod-oca,u7ono
ach oux eont in a ou n.unth'. tre-ilmon. o,ie
do, nr a eox or a t i.rxe. (oi flvo chulVr,. icm
bv m ill prepiiu on recipt .f we w..a,,
an'ce six box., to o ire anv ei.o w.lr? caoh
Sn ', . ,?....r.',,..V.'..u"'l I1?. ot,r".-. uceomoaii.
ton P,l. -U!,IAU'6D.
rh lodel ihS uo" W"0'M" A rents,
i u lauoijnu. arnt is 'Hiif
MONEYS
beine made faster losn
m aun ior ua.
make oa a wnMt in ih.,r T"
ro wlllins lo won. No ii.k. .Jouifltfrre
Anyone cm run tbo business. Cun'ial not re.
qaired. Ailwaoen.
i-arncuiari frea. Ad,
r Q. I'nrr aou. Mslno
ro:a. Ji. HALLE1T 4
July 10c
. imiinw -.noneiiiia
D finn0' 1,0 mfao hy every Krent every
:Lc."J.n 0 M "n"1 a da v right m their own
octlitica. Hovo no roo i, to oiplaln h're. Bus.
"e-is pk-a-ant and boi..rable. Women end
bv and ki. la do ii w.,i a men. Wo will "nr.
iiish you a como'e.-o Ou.fli fioi l will heir
wKn.,dt.;'"i!.u'' ro'x ,rtcIi" free?
wi lo a id .ee. ruriuiT. nnd mao.i nmn .,,i .
1 It"'. " ' l"?'!'1!' r- and 1, el l res in neo.1 of
1'iiH'B no vi nnnio. sll'inM wills t j ua nnd
TVJ A CO Anglia n Maine. Jnlmy
81 i? fcO 'B'vif,.,DiM uow uolo'o f'blie.
BnSi 0 i0", '?n '""to iiiui.ey filter at
SUajCJ H work Jjir -. ihun at anyihiB
win start
von a..i.'" '.'"'rcqureo. Wo
1 iiui,..", ,B .upwaio. mans at
wiS.il i'.;!..11, l,e' women boya
u'line uy
tt'uSTc'XSif. S&W. Addro-.j
4 is KV-iy
un i ir.r.a
Now 1. lli . i T. - " 'o wnrx fia u.
MRS. LYD1A E. PiNECHAM.
OF LYNN, MASS.
TJiscuvcnin or
LYD3A E. PHMKE-SA?yi'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND.
The Positive Ctiro
Por all Female Complaints.
This preparation, as its nae slcnlflct, conilats of
Testable Propcrtlas Ihlt are Larcliss to tho moat del
icate Invalid. Vpoa one trial the lcorlti of this Com
P9aadwlllberoco7ilS3d,a3rellof is lnuuedlataf and
rhsn Its tun Is coatlaucd, la rdncty-nlne casos lu a bun.
drcd,apcrmaaontcurolscrrccted.as thousands will tes
tify. On account ori:3provcnracr;tj,ltlsto-d-.7ro-commended
and prcscrlbod'by the best physicians la
the country.
11 will care er.tlKly tie vertt form ef failles
ct tie uterus, Lraeorrbaa, lrrcjrali? er.d r- -d
"cnstniAtlon, nil OTarlan Troubles, IcTjiir.iiatloa end
Laceration, PloctlLiiri, all Dlaccmcnts and tie con
ssijesat spinal rcaksc,tsd Is specially eiatod to
tie Ciaa;e of Life. ltvIolvo and expel fusors
f com lis uterus In on early circa of dovclopmest. T-e
tiadency taa:crouahumoislhsre li ehaeia i very
cpesilUybyluvt.
In fa:t It has provsi fj be tio -rat-es
aad boat remedy that has ever beta Ocev.r.
cd. It pcracatei every portiaa ef lie rystcm, erUrflYis
n:w ll.'e and v;or. 1 1 rc-ss f iIatnc,SatciEc, do
strcrs all crr-vii for stknul&ats, tad rcTievea weainass
ct tio etomr.rh
ItcarssElaatln;, Ifoadachcs, Nervous Treitntlca,
CsacralDoblllty.CIcerlCKr.c:!, Dcrnulca aid IlJI
ccstioa. Ihitfcctajcf beira; Cci.-a, crslr.t; rtii.
wclGbt aud lacischs, fi clarc73 rcrraaacslly cured I j
Itsuse. ItwUIr.tallt!nc3,f;drnrlcrtll elrcni-tr!
ees, ae6 In hsmeay wli tio Uw tilt ceveras tie
female sy? tea.
rorKIdnc.-Conr.litotjof oii:r aex tils eompoucd
Is unsurpas3eL
Lydia E. Pin!ham's Vo-stab!e Compound
Is prepared at 3 and tn T?crur:i Avciu-, Lynn, Na-.
TrlcoCiM. Cit bcf-cafcriia E;-tLyri.lLit:.e
fonnofp:ili.ati.ii.HiiilorrAfiMenrea, on rcceM
of price, C'-.f, per tor, fjr clticr. llrs. VIKZL:'
f rc.'.y a-uwers aU l .t: .rs of lniui-y. Send for pua
pilct. Adirosi as aio70 Jcnfot far rope.
No family rioul.! to without LTD I A li riSKRCI'
LP.T.tP: 1. Tic cum caacrtpatlai", Mlousnct.
.-jidTerrldlty of lis Ivcr. ri ccr-: ; cr Lor.
JOHNSTON, HOLLOW AY S; CO..n'cn
erul Audits, I'hlln.. I'a. Sold by A. J. Lur
Unit, Lchluhlou, I'a.
Juno 1J, 16t0-ly.
RobiRson Wagon. Co.
Mcriufacturers of
SPRING- Wiiu
Buggies &c Phaetons.
Cesd for designs an.l prices to
EOBINSOZT V7ACOIT CO.,
CINCINNATI. 0.
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b A NEW BOOK
SB
on tho Horso.
His history, atructure. mti
aud treatment . .Lo giving a fe-r tf the meit
Important find EfTootlvo Eemediea
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mtVing bids or drawing contracts.
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330 W. Ninth St., Cincinnati, a
Nonpatent No Pay.
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Address! LOUIS DAGGER A CO., Solici
tors nf Patentaand Attorneys at Law, LeDrolt
Building, WisuisoTO.v, 1LC. dcc22
I
F YOU AUK IS Nh'EI) OF
Boots, Shoes, .
Hats, Caps,
or, Gents' Furnishing Goods
GO TO
CLAUSS& BROTHER
THE POrULAIt
Merchant Tailors,
Bank Street, Lehighton.
PItlUES VERY L0W rB UASU. Th
publlo patronage tolleiud.
i .
jalyltf
mscnf.Mivcoti.s.
Small talk A baby's prattle.
An arum cannot make much headway
In u fluwer-pot
liivciilnnt nnd rntoiilccii
Should send for Instructions, terms, refercn.
ees. tie., tn Edson llrctli-rs. Sollcllors of Pat.
ems, Wnshlnalon, 1), tl., wbo lurulsli the
same without cuarue. cuson uroiners is 1
well known nml successful firm of limn ox.
perlencc, having been esiatllshed In lies.
Tin secret pleasure of a generous act
is tho mind's bribo.
A noblo part of every true life Is lo
learn how to undo what has been wrongly
lone.
There is a Dalm In Gllend. The succets
wlnrli basmaiked the introduction ofCieam
Balm, a Catarrh remedy, prepared by L'ly
Bros., Owego, N. Y., is indeed marvelous.
Many persons in Pitlstou aud vicinity aro
uslne It with most satisfactory results. A
lady down towu Is recovering tlio sense of
smell nnicn sue una not enjnycu ior nucen
venrs throuah tlio use of tho Balm. Sho had
given up her ease as incurable. Mr. Barber,
tno tiruseist, 111s used 11 in iiisianniy nnn
ciimmenils It very highly. In another col
umn, n votins:TunIlinnnock lawyer, known
to many of our readers, testifies that he was
cured oi tinrtini neatness. 11 is ceriainiv n
very clllcacimis remedy, PitMon, Pa , Gtt
selte. Aw;. 15, 1S7D. For sal" in Lehighton
by A. J. Uurllng and C. T. Horn M. 1).
Poko bonnets are not so named because
everybody likes to poke fun nt them.
Translating from tho German Escort
ing a young girl home lrom a fashiouablo
dancing parly.
Battlo Creek, (Mich.) Daily Journal.
Upon beini simkeo to crneemlnc EL Ja
robs Oil,nur fellow townsman Mr, Theodore
Wnke!ii', rani 1 "I had been sullerinz with
rlieniiinlisni. nnd ublnined tho dealest ro
lief lrom the use of St. Jacobs Oil. It has
also been used in my family fur some lime.
on.l has never been loiind lu full iu giving
prompt renei.
"He a doctor I" said old Chawbaam,
speaking of a young practitioner. ''Why,
lie couldn't cure a ham."
Kino billions of pins wero cold last
year. Think of the pin money tho poor
married men haro squandered.
I' lire lirupe Wlilc.
A Committee from tlio Fariuei'a Club, of
the American Instiiutlon.hnvovisi'caEpeor s
Viiieymds nnn ino Uellurs, ami I hey re
port "llmt llie Port Grape Wiua of Alfrnil
Speer, of Piifsine, New Jersey, Is generally
priitiouured Uiu must leliable wiuo to bo ob
tained, and is now beine used by Physicians
who aro the most choice In the seieotinn of
wlm-s fur convalescent paliviila. The princi
pal hospitals in New York have adopted this
wine. For sale by A. J. Diirllnsninl Dr. C.
T. Horn, Lclilgliton, and Z;rn & Rapshcr,
Wcisspoit.
Weighers and gungera aro not, ns a
chits, much heuvier than other men, but
they frequently weigh five hundred pounds
and sometimes a tun.
A Bridgeport man says his wifa is only
half like a telescope. He ran draw her out
but he can't shut her up.
urn-Tho hens nro lircnarlnr; for Lnstcr
Iimnir for It. so 10 me.ik.-Somfriff Jltrald.
The only oljecllon we have to them la tueydii
not inert It equtrcly. They kii nt It In aklud
of round (aboui) w.ij; but wo are 01 the opinion
that this could be remedied to certain ex
tent by tho uco nfiii Al. II. Hubert's 1'uullry
Powders, lor It makes tho hens net ' on the
s.ju.uo" by laying Uoublo yolkcl cci'f.
There is a good deal nf human nature
in llie canary. lie nover reels so much
like lifting up liis voice as when others aro
talking.
Barber: "Thin out your hair a bit,
sir!" Customer: " No, never mind. My
wife attends to that. But just oil it well.
Sho went to the play of'i lllvette,"
And near nn open window she sat.
And by so dolnir alio thoro met
Tho late ol nil who rashl) kd
So linprudcnr,
Sho saw a notice In tho weekly Star,
"locurea cold Use Sines' Syrup of Tar,"
to sho wont in lierdiuulst, and ihero
Invested with n Unci' quarter
In the article.
Now If you only have occasion to see,
How earnest and vehement she bo
When lelllnK how quickly and entirely,
blie was cured of tho ct Id, ou said sauce
'Tnlll surprise you.
Now is tho time for sonio of Ihe para
graplicr: lossy n certain man rails his wife
Nihilist, because she blows him up so often.
They nro trying to Introduce camels in
the West. Can't a inula kick a Western
man far and hard enough to satisfy his
longings ?
ta.lt Is said that there Is only one thing tn
Ihe world that la sure, namelyloath. VVe
can now add another suro tt'lnic Sines' Syrup
ui mr. ia suis iu euro '..uuuu or woiu.
An Ohio cider-maker who was on hie
dying bed confessed lhat he always added
ono fouitli water, but he felt that tho Lord
had fully' forgiven hi in.
Thirty days afler n Michigan msti got
a dlvorco from his wlfo to marry one wilh a
handsomer face, tho woman fell heir to
$287,000. You bot that cx-husbnnd feels
like a man with thn jumping toothache.
?rA nromlalnir vounir hna been named
T)i. Tanner In hopes lh.it It mako hlin fast
-Vxihaaijt. 'Ihat might do lur ruino hotsrs;
but we had rather lake our rlinl.ccs un &
liickago ol ill. IS. Koberts' Horse Powders, as
they uuaranteo a healthy and vigorous con
stliuilon, which Is essential fur any horses
apceu iiuu unuurunce.
A traveler informs us that tbo flesh of
the horse is far more preferablo to that of
Iho camel as Joo 1. People who have been
In tho habit of dining on boiled leg of camel
with caper sauce will please take notice.
COS.' Or nil tad words of tosaue or pen
Tbu saddest aro these. lt miirlitbuve been.'
'Iho abiivo q. location was forcibly bruugbt
to uiinu mo i.inor auy uy neurins a young
ludy re ui a k that sho would not now bo Jyiox
wiiu L'liusuiiipilon, If alio had taken Minus'
o)rujjui anr, ii ua v-nrrry nn'j iiorenouiio,
in oortniDrr ibii, auu cureu uor cold, us
friend of hers did.
A fashionable belie wants to know
wba. shade will be the most preferred tills
coming summer, well, the shade of a big
elm tree will be very popular, but at the
sea side tho shade of big umbrellas will be
much sought afler.
AarWe understand Ihat all Ihe farmera
borsesln this section that am giving M, 11.
Koberts' Horse Powders are able tu nlouzh
lrom one thin to oac-hatf mom acres per day
than those that aro Klxnany olber, owln
to their laxallve, Ionia, and purify tag quail
ties. Wu advise all tbose that hare not used
them to do so. 1 hey are noiudutleraicd with
bran or vaku meal ami sold by llie icuud. 1ml
aro put up in neat p ickaiies lrom pure, drugs
and suld lur 23 cms by all druggists,
-Mr. J. W. Simnnloii, of the New York
Press Association, set un example to hns-
baryls conliiil to bed last wee. Ho wus
married in the anernnon, ami immediately
took Ins bride, lo Philadelphia lu hear bun
lecture.
Iropurium lu 'Irnvelora.
SrtciAL Ixdpckurnts art oUVrert you by
the uuousoroj ltociK. Il will pay yuu lo
read tholr advertisement lo be louud !
where lr this issue. .
Our Puzze Corner
EKiOMA.
Composed of 22 lotteM.
My IS, IC, 6, 10, 11, 8, B Is a boy's mint.
My 11, 22, 20, 17, C, 7, 8, 6 it lo teachi
My U, 18, 13, 12,21, 1 Is a color.
My 10, 3,4, 2 is nonsense.
My wholo Is still as great a mystery at
oyer. Tab Pots.
CHARADE.
My first Is my whole t
My next Is n Tew
My wholo Is quite healthful
To me or to yen.
N. 0. M.
PYRAMID.
Tim centrals, read downward, Mm to
of our Presidents.
1. A consonant,
2. A partoftbt body.
3. To squeese.
4. A theft.
6. On who lampoons.
C. Relating to animalcules.
7. Want of union.
K. Cit.
DECAPITATIONS.
1. Behead a resinous substance, and
leave a precious stone.'
2. Behead to surmise, and leave a tret.
3. Behead a shallow pan, and lsav ft
puttie.
4. Behead a quarrel and leave a flsb.
NtmrO.
ANSWERS TO THE LAST.
Transpositions. 1. Ode, doe. 2 Foster, forest. 3. Dear,
read, dare. 4. Deal, lead, lade, dale.
Wosb 8atAit.
NEAT
EACH
ACRE
T HEM
En to si .
Incomprehensibility.
Hiddsx Tours.
1. Yew. 2. Tine. S. Beech. 4. Mapto.
Ifl.tlilT OF i:.At;Gi:iIATIO!V.
' I will skin you alive If you do this
again," exclaimed a mother to a naughty
child. It it a aort of hyperbolical ex
presslon that has ciept into frequent use,
with n multitude of other expressions of
n similar character. She did not mean that
she should proceed to flay tho little one ai
butchers would a calf or lamb. The execu
tion of lur threat would fill her own soul
with excessive horror. Sho would not
have strength to make much progress in
the very barbarous work ol skinning her
child alive. It would not be motherly.
" I will whip you within an Inch of vour
life," said a father to his erring son. This
would bo a terrible whipping Indeed. Com-.
Ing eo;nfp,,to dcuth's door with the rod
would bo revolting. But lis did not mean
this. Ho only meant that ho would ad
minister a very severe chastisement. No
one would bo more careful than ho not to
jeopardize tho life ol his son. Ilia expres
sion was only a form ol txaggerntion which
society seems lo tolerate.
How many precisely such speeches an
made in every circle! "It was dons a
quirl! as lightning." "Its It stow at
snail." " It Is as hot as an oven. It is
as col.l as Greenland." There it uo end' lo
such expressions. And they indicate that
tho habit of cxacecralion Is very strong- n
the human family. Human nature seems
inclined to stretch thn truth. That Is the
reason that such strange stories are told, of
ten becoming magnified to such an extent
after having passed through several hand.
A story loses nothing by traveling," is an
old raying. It usually grows like a ball of
snow which srbool-frllows roll. Every
tongue that repeats It gives it nn additional
turning over, by which it accumulates. Yet
none moan to exaggerate.
It il a fault, however, is it not! May It
not be a sin? It is certainly deceptive to
tell a child that you will skin him alive
when you have no idea of perpetrating the
infernal deed. Should we not talk as we
mean ? Let your yea bo yea. and nay nay.
At least this should be iluno.to children.
llomt Monthly.
AS CJIlMI.tTICYV. T:ES3.
Allck Thompson, of Virginia, tails a story
illustrative of tho peculiar vernacular of the
people among whom he was burn, and of
their special capacity for giving evidence In
a court of justice In a compact, s ecu nte and
picturesque style. Some time ago he chanced
to be visiting at a county seat In Virginias
and wasrourtumsly invited by I'leoominnu.
wealth's attorney Income intuthe court
room on the following morning, with the as
surance that u witneas would testify in a
murder case then pending. He entered the
ecurt-room, and speedily after his arrival a
witness was called, who advanced to the
stand wilh such a jaunty air oftelfauiir.
an co, and who kissed tho book with such a
loud-sounding confidence, that he was suro
this must be"tbe man." His judgment was
not Incorrect.
"Mr. Williamson," asked Ihe common
wealth's attorney, "do yoj know anything
of the killing which took plaeo at Robert
sou's store last mouth ?"
"Know anything 1" was the reiponao, "J
were tharl" ,
"Then tell tho court and Jury' eoid the
altnruey, "what you know," y
The witness planted himself m&ro Arm1
on both feet, glanced around llftaVsuidg.
tors ann tnui cionvrrea liimwe jvll,yja.
see, Mr. Robersou wero a tJitln' in 'the basis
part of his store u playin' of his fid'dlo, Bait
a-thlnkin'of bein'etobled, nor nulhin'of
the kind, when In oome Mr. Johnson, and
then and thurst.ibbed him; than hegathe:
ed a bung-starter, cleaned out the crowd,
lipped the palm', andd'ared besoltV' XTar-
ytr'.i ilagatinc
"ISovv arc Vnu lily Olil Friend)"
Asked a brieht looking man, "Oh I I fee!
miaeriible, I'm hiliouspud ouii'ieji,ani my
hack is to Ume I can't work." Why (a
thn world don't yoti take Kidney-Wort I
lhals wnut I toko when 1'iin.iuol ris.nud
it aluuys keeu mo in ?rlca nine. My
I'H'tor IrnMiiiiiriiHs it f ir all such tmubla "
Ki.lnoy Wurtis Hi sure cure fur billiousaest
and ci.ii.liuti. a. Dou'l fall tu try il.
Long Brands Kcvt.
Faith never slops to look at rlroura.
stances or pondtr icsulu; It only looks at
God.
Ugliness, after virtue, Is the best guar
dlan ol a young woman, and yet no joung
woman likes to be eoruldtred ugly.