The Carbon Advocate
An tnrlrind'nt Family TTwrperf
Published every dATURDAY, fa
Lehighton, Carbon Co., Pa., by
iiAititV v. itioniui.Tiiuu
omcB-nA.tkWAY. shoit dlsts.ee ,brV
tbe Lculcli Valley ft. R. Depot,
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VOL. IX., No 21. LEIIIGHTON, CARBON COUNTY, PA., SATURDAY, APRIL 16, 1881. If not paid in advance, $1.23
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that no advertisements will bo Inserted In
the columns of Tit CaRbom Adtooaib that
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CARDS,"'
-
Itoot and Shoe Hakeri
01ltttbnIIr.tnty,fn letmn's building, Han street.
.411 order ipromptly lilted work warranted .
Attorneys.
JOHN KLINE,
ATTOKNKx- AT LAW.
OSee i Corner Susquehanna an! Ilaoe streets
MAUCH CriPNK, TA, jnly2"-1y
JOHN D. BEUTOtr.T-TE, " '
AiTonNET AD,CorjnsELj,on at Law.
Office t lloom J, aroiinil Floor (InWon Upbte
MAUCH CnUMK, TA.
HaybooonsullCd In Oormin. uiai25-ly
yy m. lursHEij,.
atioimby AKri codnsei.lou a.t law,
BAiBiir,LiniaDr6i,Pi!
R.sltiUt.snd Olfaction Aeenev'. Wlltn'ttrarid
all R.el KltaU. Oonv)nclne,iatfy done C61
Mtloni promptly msdo. Settling Estate of D.
ad. eta X apeclalty. Mav b aonsultml In Knllsb
liUtrmin. ' Ncv.iJ.
JAS. K. STUUTHEHB,
ATTORKSI AT LAW,
B- OOu : Si .floor of llhoAd's Hall,
Haath Chunk. Pa.
.At) tatlnasi tntrnttd to him will be promptly
atubde, to. ' v '. '
Mav 17, It.
Justices and Insurance.
JL CONVKYANUEB,
AND
QKNERAL IN8UKAN0E AGENT
Tha followlni Companies are RsprsssBtedl
LEDAN )K MUTUAL FIRE,
REA 1)1110 MUTUAL FIRE,
WYOM.INO FIKE,
roTTfivjLi.E Finn.
LEHIOU FIRE, and the TRAV
ELERs ACCIDENT INSURANCE,
Also rennsvlvanla and Jtutml rtorso Tblet
Detee'lve aud In.nrani-o Company.
Marcn .is7t tiiqm. KCTtwnun
jgEBHAlll) PHILLIPS,
OorjKTT BulLDtito, MATJCH CHUNK, Pa.
Fire Insurance Agent..
3- POLICIES In SAFE Companies only,
at Reasonable Bates. Aug. 23-yl
Physicians and Dentists.
a
W. BOWEIl, 31. I)., (U.l' ,1
Oftice: Oppoiltethe Post Office,
HANK STREET, LEIIlOUtO, PaV
May be consulted In cither tho Fh ' Ish or
German Language. July lo-vl.
D
It. CHAS. I'll AUO,
.Veterinary Surgeon,
vAifissmsET-J.r.niiuia,iiPA.'
OrriCK ) From 8 to lo a m
Hours: ( From 7 to gnu,.
Xhseasei ct tbe I cov a peclalty,,.jSay be
tcniu'.tid'ln rDfllhlKjr Oeiircn. jDlylT.yl
-Qll. W. A. COItTltiailT, "
.eUROEON DENTIST,
Tenders his professional services to the peo
ple of Mauch ChunkyLehightoiif Weisipor),
l'ac);rton and vicinity, . -.;
OrFICE: Opposite the' Broadway House,
BROADWAY, MAUCH.-.CIIUKK," Ta'.
r
Fresh Laughing Gas, always on hand. All
work, guaranteed satisfactory. aug2-yt
Vf. KEDEIt, JI. V.,
rAKItYVILLE, Carbon COontr, Pa.
nnnnsl""'l!,lict'" lrem? a. m. to 10 a. to,"
uo no j ami U uoon to to p. in
Kar beeonsnlted In the Oerman LaricftoBo'
P. O. Address Lehlahtou. inar. 31. tt
DEBHA1IER, M It.,
PHYSICIAN AND SUftGEOX '
0paclalatt.Dtlon.psld to Chronle Plsaases,
OfSt.: gonth East eorn.r Iron and 2nd t"-W-klghten,Pa.r
April 3l878.
sr.
B. ItEREK, SI. O.
U, I, Esamlnlng Surgeon, ,
XnUoTICINO PIIYSICIAN andflUf.aEoN,
Otncsii uank Street. Itlnttt'k ulock, Leiipli.
Wo; l't.
e eonsaited tn the O errann Languaee.
JATID EBBERT'S
Livery Ss Sale 'Stables
CSAXK STRBBT.UISIIIGI1TON, Pa
AST TROTTING HORSES,
ELEGANT CARRIAGES.
A peattlvslr LOWER rniCEn than anr
ether Liverr In tha caa&tv.
Lane and handsome Carrlaces for Fan an I
raMsaB4 Weddlnas. DAVID EBBKUT
(fVi Xe UTS.
J. "W. RAUDENBUSII
KZ'S'FAT h0te,,"d " PrareKd io
Funerals. WeflflinK or
AD ihorifta t rtnllM inrl na 1IK. . .'.
orders lad a?the "Carbon Hons.'- wlllleeelv.
m(hVhot.TLehlghton. " """1'
en Ta AHU OX 1 J J U I K- A Q ED.
Sd1 iudip aud roa will set ad.
yrof. J.r. KQAye,ogdfpaurg n.V
HI It- I I 1 t-tf I 1f PiTTT Y A r tin..
"'m ' iAV.'W '"U The
phlet. Rent tree. trot. J. Y.EUAN, OirceSl
liatg.JT.Y. lolv I7rl
T. A. IiEHMANN, Solicitor of American
and ForelKo Patents. Washington. D.O. AU
business connected with Patenta, whether be.
tt;Pt''JtOffleeor tbe Courts, promptlr
attended to. No cuargemtde unless a patent
sseoured. Sendforclrcular. " ocl.lf
1
A. IK
Manufacturer of and Deatrrln
stoves, mm and heaters,
fin and Sheet-ron Ware ani General
House FnniisMng Goofls.
ROOTING and SPOUTING dono at
short notice and at Lowest Cash Prices.
Terr kind of STOVE O KATES and PIKE
BRICKS kept constantly on haud.
Store on SOUTH Street,
A few doors abovo Bank St., LEIHOHTON.-
Patronage solicited 3atl8fao'ton guaranteed.
Oct. 6-T1 A. u. .uossisr.
Central Carriage Works-,
Bank St., Lehighton, Pa.,
Are prepared to Manufacture
Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs,
Spring Wagon,' &c,
Uf every description. In tho most substantial
lnannor, and at Lowest Hash Prices.
Ucpnliin? Promptly Attended to,
TREXLER & KREIDLER,
April 28, 1879 yl FroVrletors.-
KfinccUullv announces tu tho rconloof I.e.
Iilgliton and Its vicinity, that ho Is now pre-
Household Furniture
Manufactured from the best Seasoned Mate.
rials at Prices fully as loiras thosatnonrtlcio,
can bo liouirht lor ilsrlrhcro. Hero are a few
'ofthe Inducements ufTcred :
Parlor Sets at from 450 to 00
Itetlroom Suites, s tticces Aiotoaas
1 uimcu jit-uruui 1 auues mm 10 sad
Cane Seated Chair', pcrsetof 0.... U
Common Chairs, per sot of 0 (1
anu an oiner uoous equally cneap.
In this conneetlon. I deslm to rail tha at.
tentlon of the people to my ample facilities In
THE UNDERTAKING BUSINESS
with a NEW and HANDSOME HEARSE,
and a lull llnoof OAhKKTS and COFFINS,
I am prepared to attend promptly to alt or
ders In this line, at lowest prices.
ratronaso rerpectrully solicited and the
most ample satisfaction guaranteed.
V. SCHWARTZ,
octlJ BANK St., Lehlghton.
JMPOBTANT AKlNOUItCEMEJiT!
roST OFFICE BUILDING
LEHIQIITON, PA., has the Largest and
K.u.b xieniive diock oi.
HATS. CAPS, &c.
ever offered InlhtiWnn.ti tn .-t,,.i.
Invite the special attention of my customers
and tbe nubile generally, as I am prepared to
. ...i.v.uiuuij IUUUVCIUCUI. 1U
SPItINQ AND SUMMED,
Hats, Caps, &c
and I Invite mynumerous friends and patrons
their purchases elsewhere, as lam prepared
;,.r...7.wcri.v..;,uvlul;OLUCnlB to an uabu
I'uauiiAOl'.Ks.
Hemember, LEWIS WEISS
Post-Offlce llalldlnir, Lehluhlcn, Pa,
Sept. 20.
JOHN F. IIALBACH,
Instructor of Music,
(Piano, Organ, Voioa and Theory.)
LEHIOHTOJT, PA.
Sole agent for tha
J. & C. Fischer Piano ;
r'iVJ11 kln',, of p,,10, d Organs.
.U.:ruke'S lnaeD?cha,oygeS,atC' ,Umb"' W,ck-
nfuit MU,Il aDl U1" furnl,h,,1 00 n"
ror particulars, terms, if., Address,
JOHN F. HALITAOH,
Augs, ii78-iy. LehtgEton, Pa-
Railroad Guide.
pltll.A. & RIjAUIKO IIAII.IIOAI).
ArrartgBtnent of l'nsscuger Trains.
NOVEMDEll If.Tn. ISS0.
Trains loavoALLEls TOWN asfollowsi
(TtA nnKIOHKX BAtLtiOAU).
For rhtlaitolphia,aX"l:5),'C5. IIMO.a.m.. and
"3 lu p. Ul.
PUNDAYP.
For rhltadr Irhlo at "t.to a. m..3.55 0. m.
. IVIA BASl- PPKNA. BUAtiCll,)
For ncnrtlnp; aud ltnrlauuiir, osj, O.COa m
19 in J.rn nml a f,s n. m.
ror Laucaatorand Uulumbla, 5 33, 0.Cn.ro. aud
1.30 p.m.
For ncadlna, Harrlabnrc;, and way points. 0.CS
P' m' (VrA EElULTHnu.)
For riillsitolDlda from 1. V. Depot M.l. 0.12
S.I7,a. m ,is."2.6.03 3S p. m. fiuuuny i 60 p.m.
For Philadelphia Hum L. & 8. Depot I2.C4,
3.23. tk'O p. Ul.
Tralus FOIt A LLESTOWN leave as follows!
(VIA 1-KEK.lOMBN I1AILUOAD.)
Leave Philadelphia. 7.40 a,"m. and 1.0, 1.S0
mc 5.15 p. tu. ... 1
SUNDAYS.
Loave Philadelphia, S.60 a. m., 1 IE and '4.15
0. m. .
V1A itAoi rbnnAi .ii.,ui 1
Leavo Readln8O0. 10.3ua.ui.,2.C0. 3.3),rnaC.lS
p.m. ,
LcavoTTartlsbure; 343. 8.(8 and 9.60 aju 1.43
and 4.00P.m. , .
Leave Lancaster, 8.05 a, m l.rs and J.5D p. m.
Leai e Columbia ;.cr, a. m 1.10 and 8.10 p. m.
BUN DAYS.
Leave Ttendluc f.co a. m.
Leave Hal rilui c, o.OO n.ro
(VIA IilTHLRIlEM.)
leave Phlladolntila C43, MOO, D.43, MO, 4.1S
8.00o. m. Suudav 8.3J a. m., s.0o 11. m,
Trains maiVeathu8 1) run to ana from denot
OtU owl urceu streets, l'hllalolphta otiier
trains to nun xrem Airoansircepticpor. i rains
VinUct.ilelirtn"run to nod from Derka Ht ,
Depot, except those marked ()
Tno 1.1 1 and C.45 n.m tialus from AUentown
and the and 8.13 p, m. train from riilla
delphta, have through cars to r.ud Irom Phlla
delphla.
J. E. WOOT1EN.
Oeuerol Uanaatr.
CO HANCOCK. Qtn'l Fan.& Ticket Agent.
may is.
DANIEL WIEAND,
Carriages,Wagons.Seighs,&c
cohn n or
BANK ANI) IRON STREETS,
LEHIOHTON. Penna.,
Rrspectfttlly announces to his friends and the
public, that ho Is prepared to Uulld ull des
crlption of
OAHKIAOES,
SPKINO WAQONS.
SI.KIQ1IS. Ico.,
In tho Lttest and Most Approved htiles, nt
Prices lully as low ns tho same can bo obtain
ed elsewhere, guaranteeing the best Seasoned
Material and most substantial workmanship.
Particular attention given to
REPAIRING
In all Ha details, at tho very Lowest Prlres.
PatrOnavro respectfully solicited and pcrfeot
satisfaction guaranteed.
Dcc8..I87Syl DAN. WIEAND.
rpME SliATlNUTOS
MILL
Cabinet Ware Factory,
AT.SIiATIXGTON.
JOHN BALLIET, Propr.,
Deals In all kind, and elses of rine.Heml-ck
OaU huiI JIaid Woco Lumber, aud isuoirnie
pared to execute any urtiouut of orders for
Bressol) Lmnbolt
OF ALii KINDS.
Doors, Sashes, Blinds, Slmttoiv,
Mouldlngrs, Cabinet M'arc, &c,
With rro.aptnees.
Brackets Made to Order.
Thellcchlncrrlsall new and of tho best and
mnst Improved kinds. I employ none but tho
best workmen, uso well sraonod and pood ina
tClial. and amtlloreroruilhlln 1-tiainnti.nontlr,
aiitactlon to nil who may favor mewltli a call.
Orders ov mail piompily attcnucd to. Mv
cb.irces are moderate! terms cash, or inieiost
charged alter tbirty oars.
OlVfi ME A CALL.
tV Thoso oneaced In Duildlns will find It t
iheir advantago to hve HUllnc, Flnor Hoards
Doors, sashes, rhut.ers, &o.. sc., nmdeatlhl
Foetorv.
Moyl JOHN IJA LLIET.
E. F. LUCKENBACII,
Two Doors Below tho "Broadway Honse
MAUCII CHUNK, PA.
Dealer in all rattcma of Plain and Fsnoi
Wall l?atBeFS3
"Window Shades,
Paints & Painters' Supplies?
LOWEST CA6H PllICES.
A LECTURE TO YOUNG MEN
On tho Loss of
A LECTUKE ON THE NATUnK.TItEAT
ME.S'T, AND ItADICAL euro of Seminal
Weakues.. orHpermat'iricea ludneed bv Heir
Abue, Involnniary Emiesinni, Impotcncy
Nervous Dehillty, and Impediments tn Jlir.
rin pcuerallj-1 Consumption KpUejj. omi
Fits; Menial an i rhv.ical Inoisacity. &a
BVilOBEltr J. Cl'LVI.HWELL, Al. D., nu
thoi otthe'Oreei, Iicok-,",to.
Tho wnild renowned anthnr, tnthla admlr
able Lecture, clearly pioteifrora hlaownex-.
perlence taat the awful consequences ofselt
Abue mav be eCsctual v removed without
duuserona aurjrieal rneiotlons, bnujtea.inotiu
menia tlnpe.nri-o'dmlsi lion tins outoinnno
of cuio at cnioccr.nin anc rffeetua , hy wlilc'i
every autterer. uo matter what Lis coudltlnu
mav to. may euro olmself cheaply, privately
and rr.'ioiljr.
f-Tlits Lecture will prove a boon tothuu
sands uuri thousands.
Sout uadcr seal. In a p'aln envelope, to any
adnress, post-paid, on leceipt of six cents or two
po.taTe.tomns. WIS IIAVEAL OA SURE
OUltft FOB TAPIS WOBM jldd-ess
Tho Culvcrwcll iMedlcal Co.,
-J1 AI,N st" New York, N V
PO. Box 133d Jaa.i. isiy yl
PATENTS J- V'M wiaTFxt. soiicitoi
rT Jr .., .' Patents, S17 Hevonth 6t .
urBox2T), WasMnvton D.r. No fee reamrj
nn'esi Patout i ulnalned. eejil lor tlcuar
giving turns, eio. Ks'yhlirliwl I87(. oci.is tt
PENSIONS Thousondsof.-.ldiersand
, .V 'the'rhelra entitled by the
late lawa of Conerets. Send two stamps for
lawa. an.l py of CttUen So dler. to X W Fits
get aid. u S. Claim Attorney. Box 6:5. With
iligtun, V. 0. eVMS-tf
ff A WEEK tn your own town. IS.fO
SIklk Ouintfrea. Norlsv. lteaOer If vou
tlJJsJU anta bu lne at which persona nf
. .v e,ther jes can rnaae erear pay alt the
Um? ,tw?rkLwr.;-' Particular, lo H.
H iLLDTF. AuO.,Ponlaud. Ala. Jane tt-l'
r-'.XS.DfflECTIONS.
JIMPPII Sttrt wltlTiluie
tlWf; iSnliSAD tinner, a particle
4Cl'C?f.tViir1,u of tho Balm Into
' VvWCgXtho nostriuiuraw
3 Sur-'trtc- 7vTS;Srunu; urcuina
tlirouuli tho nose,
"-It will be absorb
Ted. cleansing and
fchcallng tho tils-
rcaseu mcmDraoe.
For Deafness,
Apply a particle Into tho car.
r.r.Y'5 CISt3AM IIAI.I
HAVING gained an enviable local reputa
tion, displacing all other preparations in tho
vicinity ol discovery, Is, on Its merits alone,
recoanltcd as a wonderful romedy wherever
known. A fair trial will convlnne the mnst
skcpilcat of Its curat lvo powers. It effectual
ly cleanses tho nasal passages of Catarrhal
virus, causing healthy secretions, allays In
flammation nnd Irritation, protects tho inom
brnnul linings of the head lrom additional
colds, completely lieals the sores and restores
the tenso of tasto nnd smell. Ilencflclal re
sults are realised by a few applications. A
thorough treatment as directed jvlll euro Ca
tarrh. Asa household remedy for cold In the
head It Is uncqualed. Tho lialm Is easy te
uso and ngreeablo Sold ly druggists at 30
cents. 1 n receipt of CO cents will mall n pack
age. Send fur circular with full Information.
ELY'S CREAM 1JALM. CO., Owego, N. Y
FonsALttnv A. J. Durllng.Lchlghton, Pan
and by Wholesale Druggists generally.
Oct. 3,'to iy
CENTRAL DRUG STORE,
In Lcuckel's Block,
Bank St., Lehighton, Pa".,
Dr. Charles T.Horn
PROPRIETOR, ' '
Respectfully announcer to tho peoplo that ho
has replenished his stock, and offers
DRUGS AND 11
CHEMICALS
and-Pure,
Strictly fresh
Also Ilorso nnd Cattle powilers.Patent Medi
cines, Brushes, Soaps, Corahs, Perfumeries,
Sponges, Chamois Skins. Wines and
Liquors for Medical Purposes. Oils,
Lamps and FUtures.Dycstulfs.ClioIco
Cigar;, Pipes nnd Tutiaccn. r-pec-taeles,
Trusses. Nursing Bottles,
Violin Strings, and a lull line or
Wull Taper nnd Bordersatthe
Lowest Prices.
Prescriptions carefully compounded and
prompt attention given to ovcry branch of the
business.
A continuance of the patronngo heretofore
extended to this establishment Is respectfully
solicited, and satisfaction guaranteed.
scpt.13, 1880.-ly.- -Dre. 0. T. HORN.
Drugs and Medicines,
WHITE STREET. WE1S3POBT. FA.
Removal ami Clsnngo of Firm J
Messrs. liapslier & Zern
Ber leave to announce to'the cit'eeo or" Wris.,.'
port anC surrounding neighborhood, that thev
miriv piurn.isv.1 mo siock an uxiurn'or ur;
C. W. Lenta' Drug Slo.o. oud having rcplon
uhednud inrceli-lLcrcrccd tlm stock, havojo
moved it 1 t;io eiesaiitlr.llttod.nii ri oni in
tho Brie BuilrUue. ou Wntlo iliout, loiratrly
occupied hv Mr Fred chniidt. whoio ihev
i re preparei to aecommedif their frirnria and
tho public generally villi Fiethaud Puto
DRUGS AND
MEDICINES,
of all k'nr1 touo hcr with ri fnll Mnnrf'nTl anell
FANCY COODB as are un;IIy kept in welt
.ui'jhivu muz aluios, cuinrrving
niamols, Terlnmery, ftnsps, Druhcs, Conbs.
Lamps. Chimneys. rrusca. fcuoi crleia,
uhoulder Broci a RyrlnBe.,: Nursing
Buttles, Dyo stuffs, ic. &o.
Tui e WINES mil "-QUOIll fnr ircilinlnnl
purpoce, tnd a argo ilocit of cholca CIU AKS.
Tho business will be nnder iho o'crsonal
charge nrd enpenntonrienco nf Dr. J. O. Z&nx
WelnetTl lo tiro full Katl.fnct'o i In tAirpa.
troua In duality am! pilce. Olvo us a c.i il.
Iulyl7yl RAfSHEK A ZRR:7.
SVVVti'S
PORT GRAPE WINE
Used In tho principal Churches for Comma
nton purpose?.
EXCELLENT FOR LADIES AND
WEAKLY PERSONS AND
THE AGED.
SPUE
Will
Speer's Port Grape Win !
rOIJR TEAR SOLD.
This Celebrated Nativo Wine Is made from
the Juice of the Oporto Urase raised In this
Conniry. Its Invaluabto
Tonic nnd strengthening Properties
are nnsnrpassed by any other Nativo Wine, bo-inethepun-lutee
of the drape, produced uu
dir ilr. Mocei's own personalsunervlsloo.it,
nnrily and aenulneoe-a re guaianteed. Tno
yonncest child may pairakeof lis recenus
qualities, and lbs wcaiett liiva Id use It to ail
lantage. It la nnrticularly beneficial to the
aaeo nnd Oebilltnteil. and suitel totbevailous
al.menta th.t iffa.-ia the woaker sex. It lain
uieri- reetioct A WINE TO 1113 B.LLIED ON.
ESPEER'S '
The P. J. SHERUV Is a Wine of Superior
Cha racter Part ikes of tho go Ccn qua I ties
of the erapo trmu which It n nVade. For Pur .
Iviu'b'S'ioTn'duurxcod' MedlC4,
SPEER'S
This BRANDY stands nnrlvalM in this
ounitry, being far superior for medicinal pur-
IT 19 A PURE dtsUllatlJn from tho grape
and coualna valuable inedlomal properties.
It ha a doltcoie flavor, alroilar to that of the
graces from whtchinsillstlibd. aud Is iu great
tavoraroongnisUla.afamilles.
Fee that Jny signature of ALFRED SPHERl
lassaic,.N,J.,uoverthoeorltof each bottle.
som ny inur;oisTis,
and by A. J. Darling. C. T. Horn,
Lettish
ivnnuuu tv ijCUt ox weissoort.
Doc. 25 -y I
Lj 17 I D Yourselves ny m ikma money
i, . thcehy always keepiog poverty
fromyonrdoor. Those who alwnya take, ac
I IJJV?il ohanpes for making mouev that
are offoied. generally become wealthy, wluie
I Jboie who do not Improve aneh chanrea remain
i lJLHJ,J"C- we waut niauv men woroen.hoya
!n.rt.flrl''iK.0,li",rua riehtin their own IoT
' ifm'I1.'," '""ui" will pay more thin tin
timcordlnarwage. Wefiirnuh an expen
. slyo outut and all mat vou n-ed. free. NT. ooe
v!!255ff!1"",I,"lltemono, lervrspiaiy.
Yo.ucao devote vour whoio time to f lie work.
::. ,y rY-.v i1-1""'"",, -u.i iriormauoii
sad all thSCl, needed .ent nr..
. m " v 4S us sV
,. rorttuid. Maine.
we t ma y.
!
1'he mot successfnl Remedr ever discover,
fd. ns It la certain in ita effects nnd doe, not
unnier jvifo pxr,uem inr me unman Fiosn.
HEAD MtOOF BELOW,
From a promlneut Physician.
Wajhlngtouvlllo, O.. Jons 17, lis?.
TJr, B. J Kendall A Co.. Oents needing
your advertl.ement In Tnrf, rielo and Faim,
ot Krnf.all's Spavin Cure, and havinp a valu
ahlft and hlieertv hnrut Wltlflt ltfli! Itrtfin l.tnn
from .phvln oighteen montha t eont to you lor
u uoiun ov express wnicn in six wecics rcmov-
en Qtl l.ltifitea, nttd nn'.rrpnitt.nt. ftnil n t.ra
splint from ann her horse, nnd both hersos ate
lonnyaaonna a, cons, mo ono bouiewas
wurbu io qb ono nnnurea tintiars.
Ropeotfuiiy yours.
il A BBRTOLIETT, M D,
Kendall's Spavin Cure.
UwT!Iiare. rn Nor. tStb. 1M0.
Dr H. J. Kenpill A Co. Oents t I bare n
very lino mere that ona liart a bono fpavln for n
lonptlrao I tri d evcrnhinc man could devino
to cure tt. bat till lit vain. 9nd was aoout lo pr-re
It up when a fnoml of mino iu this cltr enmo
to tnn end recommDdcd Kendnll'ApiTiDCnro,
which I trlrrt with rrmid josuHji, rchiovinjt
tlmt b'no clear ftm clean, and then I sent Z5c.
to y ou lor ono of your 11 ms traced Hurxo Uooks.
nnd T think tlicrd in no bettor boott printed on
ibe hot so and hisrtiseaaes. 1 have tken great
Intero-tlnitarU haro fit nee sold iscopiisfor
von to ray nelgnbor rod will try nnd do what
kuuu a cva ay nciunp, in era ior r.incrs
Yours trmy, O. W. Mtttsn.
A&lilntid. Sthnvl. co . Pn . June 3. lSo.
DhB. J, Kendftll fc Co., (Jen'a A cue of
onrin that cnnio nnder my ubervatloii ws
entirely cu:Prt by ono bottle cf rr KenilBll'tt
Spivin Cnre, nnd tho hot se eo.d. aiterwarda for
vtv uuuuica aornrn
rhcM Diarist. cnie, n. baiwakd.
KENDALL'S
Spavin Cnre on Human Flesh.
Bakersllcld, VL, Dec S3, 1F7S
B. J Kendall & (.o.,Oents,-I wish to add my
trumony In invor of yourmva u ble Uuuucni,
' Krr.aali's brnvln lure " In tno soring ol
IFS1 T s lnpcd oa the Ico and sprained my iTcnt
limb nt tho knee Jmnt. 1 was very lamo and
at times sufferoc tue most excruciating p itn. 1
wori. nbaniiftge on It for over a year, uud tiled
most everything within my rech but couid
find nettling that would glto mo permanent
relief When I ovcnvmitcu. it would piln me
Ver, much. Ill Anrll. 187s. T tpirnn In thin r T
should no a clnnln for life, tint having somo of
uuuuu-a opavia uuro inoucill l woiild try It.
I used ooe-tnird of a bottle, anil oiporlenced
relief at oucb. The pain I-rt nie onit has not
trouoled me quicc. 1 leel vn-y graielnl to you
and would, recommend KcndiU'a Spavin Cure
.u uu ttuu nuuer wuii sprains or riiciunaiisin.
Yours truly. Mrs. J. BotTTELL.
Kendall's Spavin Cure.
KENDALL1 SPAVIN CURE Is sure In its
effocts ml u in Us action ns It does not bllsttr.
rcr It Is penetrating and nuweifui inrr.rh .k
fv deep sealed pain or to icmovo any bony
tiumiiui Willi. UUIUIKUIUUJIL. 9UUII UB OpnVinS.
iplints. euros Oiiloan. Hnialns, fiwelllncs.uny
Lameness, and nil Enl'irzcmenta of tho Jolnte
or Limb-, or nhnmallsni iu Man. nnd fornhy
puriiosofor which n Liniment Is used for Man
or Bin t It la now known to bo the best llnl.
mont lor man ever tucil, acting mild yet cor-
ihiu iu ii o t'lii-cie.
Hard nitrn.al,. Tlin.l.alb, PI-ahI .t...h
Vothmfc, gives positive proof of Its virtue-.-
xsuaemeuy naa evermci wjltl sucil unqualllled
tncceas lo our knuw.ecfo. for Least a, well as
If mi.
i PrlceSts! bo'tle, it six hollies for M ALL
DiiiiBt'ls haeelt or ran pot It for son. or it
Allllmsentto r ny artdrcss on receiptor ,-rco
tu. oasouriii:aiis.-vs.t
1 sols st all JlnuGoieis. Jaa!-ms
DR, PIUTGUESON'S
WORM DESTROYER.
t An Olh anil TntED Remedt. Removes the
worms andtho secretions that keep them a
live. Wo auARAKTKK Its virtue. Wo novo
hundreds of Testimonials, collected In the last
13 years, proving conc'uslvely thcro Is no rc-
mcuy equal to 1JB. HUTCHINSON'S WonM
D9TnovER to remove tho t orms (all kinds
Kounil, Seat, Long and Tape), that Infest the
bumnn system. Physicians buy llu.ni and
glvo them to their sullerlng patients. There
is no nuuiDugur quackery aoout tnisinorotigh
lv rellablo medicine. Price. 23 cents nnr hnv.
A. W WRIOHT & Co., Wholesale Druggists,
'1 1'iuraob unu rnnt airccis,
i Feb. fra3 Philadelphia.
'jf14KhT Dtta OCsat chance to makomonev.
(.filesa RH We ueeJ n n-tran in nvittv
.JJI V mJ fV.towh to take subserlotlons for
tnoiurge.it. enca peal and oei
Illusltated family publication lu I ho world.
Anvouecan become a successful agent, six
fllegaut Wurg, nf nrt Plven f rA fn Miih,rrllira
The price Is so low that olmot evert hodv sun.-
Bcriui-s. una ngont reports taamg 1 10 tuuscrl
liera in a day. a lndy agent repor'a making
f:o. clear profit In ten days. All who enrage,
inane uioney last. You can Oovoto all vour
r-nie to me ounncss. or only your snaie time.
lOUnecd liotbeawav ftum homit liver nltfltt.
You can do it na well aa others. Full directions
and icrmi free. Elegant and expensive Outfit
free, n Vou went profitable work scdiI us yonr
adcrcaa at icuo. It costs nothing to try the
business. Nit nno who enca-ra falta tn inaao
crpai pay. Auntrsa Uliuitui; htimson &
v w.. i-criinnq. ainine. j nno fi-iv.
rhr ou
Outfit sent tree to thoso who wish tn en
gate In the most pleasant and profitable
Italnot t-ennlreil. W will fitt-niai, p....
thing. tlOadavnro upwards Is easily made
without s!oyng away fioin homo over nicht,
"ak whatever. Many nsw workers wanttil
t once. M any aro making fortunes at iho tus-
t. Junius maun ua inucu aa men,ana young
Dovsandgirlamiiaogreitpiy. No one who m
willing to worn falls to make raoremoneyevery
day than can bo Hinde in a week at any nrdlnav
ry rinnioyment. Those wto engage at once wil
find a .Doit road to fortune. Addreas
Oct": lichy-?lT C0" pot,,n'1' uet'
"
. . v "; wsss are nownrepar
efl to lurnl-h all olasaea wlih oonatant eninVy.
meat nt home. in h.i, nt ,n. .Kir .1.
thelr sparo momenta Bus-neasnew liahiand
.trohtjole Pwsjua of oilber sex eiiifr earn
from 50 ceats to t) ner even I n g. and a nr. por
uuu.iFum iiyoevotma their whole Uiae to the
S?f?nV,Uo.vrn')k',", "In neailyoimJch
aainm. That all nhatMi .Unni!...!......
their "ddresa. and tct tho business ne make
this offer , To audi aa nro not well eaumed,
wf !!,yaa S.nf. dollar to p-iy forthenouble
of writing. Full partleoiara and outfit tiee.
IinAI.TIl IS WEALTH I
MENT-anieclnoior Hysteria. Dlriincsi, c2h
rfi'vl?" H,vous Headicho.Meutai Deprea-
i5.V??2" 2f u.Fn-orv. pe.ma oirhraa. Iroiio.
teney, Involnniary Emissioaa. Premature Old
sr' t-uu-ioii uv over exert on. fe r nbuse or
oveMnduigencn, hicu leaca to misery, decay
il'l-."."-111" no baI will enro recent cakes.
J., c ul ,n 000 month's treatment. One
,1.I1i!S.tif.Dox.eitocn.re'-uy case With eaeli
V, u' ,or " boxes, accomoan
loa with llvednliais.wo 4111 send tho nurchaa.
ed troin e.nr agents JOHN O WEST CO .
cuiu 'iTiciurs. 151 a us IV. vadlann Rtr-te
onCp.!,iUl A J IJU"N6 AKcntLthlgh:
PhiladIlohSt'INE,!tC.a' Wholesal. Agents,
iniiaueiihie. " seiiLts.'soiv
MONEYi-
........ uviUf,iua.DJM,r,aou
over by thoso t wort for na.
,i . ... . "VS" 01 ennor acx can
".ir nicir own iowii. ii mey
aro willing lo wmk. No nsk. M outfit free.
Anroiisem run the business. Capital not re.
qoirea. All who rngage prosper Noose ftlla.
farlicnlart fres. Artilress, II. HALL KIT t
CO.. l'ort.ann. Maine July toy ,
$999-
iCan't be made by every agent every
(month in the business we furnish.
t uu. mow wining to worg ean easl
ly earn a doten dollara a day tight In their own
ocMitles. Have no room to explain here. Bus.
Inesa pleasant, end honvrable. Wnmeo and
b"v and girla do ns wed as men. We will lur.
mall vou n rntnmn.-A n.fli (.. Tt A i,,
expense of staiting you. Particiilats free.
Wr.to and see. iarmers and inecaanict. their
eon. and daughters, and all claes In need of
paying woik at home, should wilte tona and
lSil7?J"L.l?Sut."" work at once. Andres.
TAU1-. 4 CO . Aueueiu, Maine Jnlyliyi
BEST
Thnilnei now betore tbe pnbile
You tan ixike inoGitp ttl X
work lor un thau at aDrthinir
Itine to the work, or only yonr liite nLl ni .
No other baaineaa wtu pay you tili ? ?v,t
No one wllhug to work can i tail to miii nar
mous pay iiT engag,Dgt Snee. CUv 0 Smi
MRS. LYDIA E. PINKHAM.
OF LYNN, MASS,
mscovintn or
L.YDBA E. PINKHANS'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND.
The roslt.ye Cnro
For all Female Compltunta.
ThU preparation, at Ita noma lenlfles, conrirta of
Veartt&blt rropcrtlea that ar Ltmlosi to tho moat dsl
IcototnTftlld. Upon ono trUl tho morita of this Com
poadwUlboroeoffnlzod.ftireliof la tmmedlitoi and
trhen Its neola contlnnod, In ntncty-nlno cases La a hua.
dnrd,apcnnaaentcurolsctTcctedthonttuids will tes
tify. On account of ItiproTcnmoriti, It latoaro
comitMnded and prescribed by the beat physicians In
tbe country.
It will care entirely tha worst form of falling
of tha uterus. Lcucorrha IrrcffUlir and ra!cful
lIcastnutlonlOTarlan Troubles. InOammatlon end
Ulceration, rioodinffs, all Displacements and the eou
seqaontKplnal weakness, and la especially adaptod to
the Chance of Life. It will dissolve and exprl tumors
from the uterus In an early ttzzo of doTelopcient. The
tendency te cancerous humors there is chocked rcry
epeedUy by lu ux.
In fact U has prorcd 1 5 bo the rrcat
eit and best remedy that has cror been dJtcovcr
ed. It ponneatca ore ry portion of tho ayitcn, end clvta
new 1 tfe and rl-or. It rcrnoYJS f -iln tnc3S,flatxlcsc7, do
stroys all craTtngr for stimulants, aad rcJiercs wcalncsa
of thactoniith
ItcurcaEloatlnr, JTeadachca, Ncrrous rrestratlcn,
OeDoralaDobllity.Clecplcttccza, DcprctUca and Ic
eostion. That fccUnj cf boarirs dotrn, caxlrtc piln.
wclcht and Eacluxho. 13 chraya pcrsncntly erred 1 7
It Bio. It wlllat a!I tlsrs asdundcrrH ccnatt-n
cet, act la harmony with tha Ixv that coTcms the
fomcle system,
rorlCldnryComplalntflof elthor vox this compound
la unBurpasasJ.
Lydia E, Pinkham's Veetablo Compound
Is prepared at 533 and t"S 7cE.n Avenue, Lynn, STaM.
ITIco C1.00. Ie bottln far C-ca. Beat Ly mail Li t..e
fona of pills, aLhiL! tho to.m 'jfLaseujcs, on rccdr-t
of price, $I.C0, per box, for cither. Urs. PIlLi:!
frcclyanswursalllcttcrsof lnQUlry. Eond for pam
phlcU Addrosi as abevo Xention ihtt paptr,
yp family rhoaU bo without LVDLV 3i riNKHASl'
LI vm TILLS. They euro Constipation, Edlouancu,
andTcrrldlty of tji! r.rT, 3 ce-" rcr box.
JOHNSTON", HOLLO WAT c COMnen
ernl Agent, Phlla., Fa. Sold by A. J. Dur
llDff, Lehighton, Fa.
juno 12, 1880 ly.
Robinson Wagon Co.
it
Wr.nuf.icturors of
FARM &
SPRING
Buggies &c PIzaetosis.
Send for designs an J illctn to
BOBrN-SOIT 7AG02T CO.,
CINCINNATI. O.
THE HORSE L WAGON.
A NEW BOOIC
on the Horso.
Ills history, .tructure, uses
and treatment. Also giving a few of the mot
Important and Effective Iteznedioa
for the cure of the diseases of the horse.
C37" Valuable to every owner and lover of the
hone.
Published by the S02IHECH YTAQOH CO., Clasll
till, 0., and sent, postage paid, to any address, on
receipt of TiiaeaS-ceNT STASirs.
1A.IWI1 I). Kitehas.
'va inl35 r.cea IL ilail. '
ioz elevations, plans and details fr the above house:
alo book of 20 pases, pivinsupccifications, itemized
estimate and form of cuntract Invaluable to every
carpenter or party proposing building, as a guide In
malMnfMd firHmwinr rnntrartc.
Pncc $3.00. Sent by rnaU, postpaid, on receipt of
H. E. WALTON.
330 W. Ninth St., Cincinnati, Ob
Nonpatent No Pay.
PATENT
obtained for Inventors In tho united States,
Canada and Europe, al reduced rates. With
our principal office located In Washington,
directly opposite tha United States Patent
Office, we are able to attend to all patent
business with greater promptness and des
patch and at less cost than other patent at
torneys who are at a distance from Wash
ington, and who have, therefore, to employ
" associate attorneys." We make preliminary
examinations ana furnish opinions as to
patent&blity, freo of charge, and all who are
interested in new inventions and patents are
invited to send for a copy of our "Guide for
obtaining Patents," which is sent freo to any
address, and contains complete instructions
how to obtain patents and other valuable
matter. We refer to the German-American
National Bank, Washington, D.C.J tho Royal
Swedish, Norwegian and Danish Legations,
at Washington; lion. Jos. Casey, late Chief
Justice U. 8. Court of Claims; to the Officials
of tho U. 8. Patent Office, and to Senators
and Members of Congress from every State.
Address; LOUIS DAGGER 4 CO., Solici
tors of Patents and Attorneys at Law, LoDroit
Building, Washington, D.C. dec22
JF YOU ARE I.N NEED OF
ciiOvniCr,
Boots, Shoes,
Hats, Caps,
or, Gents' Furnishing Goods
GO TO
CLAUSS& BROTHER
THE POPULAR
Merchant Tailors,
Bank Street, Lehighton.
PRICES VERY 'LOWVoK' CASH. Th
public patronage solicited. JaljJ.tf
,ggg.
SlISCKI-MIVEOiJS.
The Combination Steel and Iron Works
ofChejler, will begin tho extenslvo manu
facture of steel rails In a few days.
City Councils of Wllllamsport havo adopt
ed measures looking to tho Issue of bonds lo
cancel that city's debt.
Iiirentflrti and Patentee.
Should send for Instructions, terms, referen
ces, &o., to Edson.Brothers, Solicitors of Paf
ents, Washington, D. 0.. who furnish the
same without charge. Edson Brothers' Is ft
well known nnd successful firm of large ex
perience, having been established In lie".
The Blue Jay well, near Sheffield, flows
twenty barrels a day, and Is located fifteen
miles from all oil development.
tta.Polltlcal Speakers do It.
Lecturers and Ministers do tt.
Senators and Congressmen do It.
Jungcs and Lawyers do It.
Actors and Artists do It.
Merchants and Tradesmen do It.
Farmers and Mechanics do It.
In tho Forum, Counllng.houso, Workshop,
Studio, and even In tho Editors' danctum.tlie
universal renlv to theauestlon. "What do vuu
take for a cough or coldf" Is "Sines' Syrup of
isr, n uu incrrr anu uoarnouuu."
A woman died near Altoona a few days
ago leaving eight orphans, ranging In ago
Irom 4 to H years.
J"Yon will find It mors easier to catch a
cnld at this season of the year than to get rid
of one, unless you use a bottle nf Sines' Syrup
of Tar, Wild Cherry and Hoarhound,
Six hundreds cars of enka are shipped
dally from Scotdale. Fifteen thousand men
an l women find employment in tho coke
Industry at that place.
Kind Captain, I've Important Information,
Sing hey! the gallant captain that you are,
About a very certain Inclination,
Of all who havo colds to buy Sines' Tar
Wild Cherry and Hoarhound.
Kind Captntn.your young lady Is a' sighing,
Sing hey I the gallant captain that you aro.
This very night she's been loudly crying,
For a 25c. bottle orsincs' Tar
Wild Cherry and Hoarhound.
Later and more compact Tar secured
Cold cured..
Harry English, the Elk county outlaw,
who was tried and acquitted of iniinler, lias
been convicted of forgery, and sentenced to
four years in the Western Penitentiary.
tfS-Every one Is acquainted with tho old
nursery stnry about tl)o lien th-it hatched tho
ducks, and how one fine day they went swim
ming In tho pond near by, aud tho Induce,
inents she ottered them to keep out ofthe
water; but It may not bo generally known
that whenever loultry has anything to talk
about In theso later and more enlightened
days, their conversation always turns to tho
benefits their species have derived from the
use or M. Il Robert's Poultry Powder 2J cts.,
per package, by druggists.
Chorlcs Henderson, of Braildocks, got his
foot caught in a frog, and to escape being
run over was compelled to draw it out with
such force as to tear off three of his toes.
ttB-Wo were greatly amused some days
since by seeing one of our venerable citizens,
who had been bowed down by rheumatism,
throw away his crutches anil declaro hlmsell
lust ns young ns he used to bo, and now he Is
lecommendlng Roberts' Embrocation to
ovcry old lady In town. Great liniment that.
The Bear Creek Oil Bermcrv atCol.man's
Stntlon.on tho Allegheny Valley Railroad,
wis burnel at a late hour Monday night bv
a still bursting. Lo3S, S5000.
KS-Engllshmen formerly supposed that
American running-horses were very Inferior
to theirs, but during tho last two years Pa
rnlo, Wullensteln and other fast ones that
were sent from this country to England, havo
won hundreds of thousands of dollars lorsncb
Americans as tho Messrs. Lorlllard, Jamss
Gordon Dennett, ic. Tho Englishmen, have
Investigated the reasons for the great sucoiss
of American horses, and find Hint they nro
kept In such lino condition by the constant use
of M. 11. Roberts' Horse Powder. Sporting
The management of tho Edgar Thomson
Bteel Company will build and furnish a li
brary at Braddock for tbe benefit of the em
ployes of that establishment. The cost will
bo $10,000.
Important to Travelers!.
Special Indccrukxts nro offered you by
tbe Burmkqton Ructs- It will pay you to
read their advertisement to be found else
where in this issue.
A writer from the oil regions says the
situation is gloomy, and give these figures
toshow iti Stock on hsnd, 22,000,000 bsrrels;
daily production, 70,000 barrels; dally con
sumption, 60,000 barrels, and 1000 wellsare
diilling and In process of construction.
Sacramental Wine.
Speer's Port Grape Wine Is a pure, unln
toxicsting wine, made from the finest native
grown Poi t Grapes. It is especially adapted
to tho use of Christian Churches, ami guar
anteed to retain its grateful flavor and es
sential qualities unimpaired for any period.
Much used by Invalids. The principal
churches in New York and Brooklyn have
adopted its use. For sale by A. J. Durllng
nd Dr. C. T. Horn. Lehighton, and Zern &
P.apsher, Weissport.
A sste of sixty acres of land was made in
Lower Merlon township, Montgomery coun
ty a few days ago for 372,000, or $1,200 an
acre.
Des Moines I.wa State Register.
We notice the following In an exchange!
Mr. G. B. Haverer, Foreman N. Y. fc N. II.
S. B. Co., sulfered for eight days with terri
ble pain in the back, almost to distraction,
until be beard of and used SL Jacobs Oil,
one bottle of which cured him completely.
A new breaker Is being built riesr Cen
tralis by the Locust Mountain Coal and Iron
Coinpauy.
l'oudcr on them Truth..
Torpid kidneys, and constipated bowels,
are the great causes of chronic diseases.
Kidney-Wnrt has cured thousands. Try
it and you will add one more to their num
ber Habitual costiveness afflicts millions of Ibe
American people. Kidney-Wort will cure
Kidney-Wort bsi cured kidney complaints
of thirty years standing. Try it. See adv.
The rittsburg Commercial say,: "The Ed
gar Thompson Steel Company, the Lucy
Furnace Company and the Carnegie Bros.
t Co., owning tho Edgar Thompson Works,
the Lucy Furnaces anil the Union Iron Mills,
togetuer wun oxtensive coal ami ore Inter
ests In and near Tyrone, have been consnli-
dated and entitled Carnegie Brothers & Co.,
Limited, with Mr. T. M. Carnegie as Presi
dent end Mr. D. A. Stewart ss Secrets ry and
Treasurer. The capital of the company is
jo,uuu,uuu.
I am cured of Catarrh sod Deafness, after
giving Ely's Cream Balm thorough trial.
It nss on several occasions relieved me of
severe cold in the head. My aunt was
troubled with deafness so that sbe could not
hear at all In one car. After using the
balm a few times her hearing was restored.
E. D. Morse, Insurance Broker, Elizabeth,
N.J. (Seeadvt.)
For tho treatment of Catarrh. Cold In the
Head, Catarrhal Dealuess and Hay Fever,
we call vour particular atteutlon to a new
nnd valuable remedy, Ely's Cream Balm.
We are coutlnually hearing most favorable
reports of its curative effects. It Is essy and
agrecabta to apply. We would strongly
recommend this discovery to our patrons,
and every one suffering from Catarrh, etc,
being fully oonvlnced it will please in every
cats. Vanriper Co,, Druggists, Passaic,
N. J. For sale in Lehighton by A. J. Dur
ling and C T. Horn, M. D.
Our Puzzle Corner.
wono SQUARE.-
1. Paradise.
2. Relating to Denmsrli'.-
3. A man's name,
4. A cosy residence. -
n. c, m;
BLANKS
Fill blanks with Words (ranipnsf.
1. Do not tho hbf to .
2. Did you see the on the robe of'
the 1 Nkttiz OV
EKIOMA.
Composed of 25 letters.
My 15, 14, 4, 1S-25, 9, 20, 11,-3 Is a min
eral. My 21, IT, 19, 2, 12, f is a kind of plant.
My 13, 5, 10, 22 Is an animal production.
My 1, 0, 10, 23, 24 la an alarm bell:
My 8 is a consonant.
My whole Is a book and Its author.
LtLLtiK.-
DIAMOND rUZZLE.-
1. A consonsnt.-
2. A pronoun.-
3. Speed,
4. A narration of events'
i. A ware house.
0. Sooner than.
7. Sometimes a vowel, Otmii.
AKSWEItS TO THE LAST.
Exiova.
Many hands make light work.
RtPOLlt.
The letter M.
Dicapitations.
1. Plump, lump. 2. Madder, adder. I.
March, arch. 4. Maim, aim. 5. Swaddle,
waddle. a. Swarm, warm. 7. Onos,
race.
Donsi.it AcaosTio.
A coord ia X
N oniinit E
T
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V IquanT.
NO nirsi.MMS OUTTUEUE.
Somewhere between Leadville and Gun
nison City wanders a Detroiler, who is pen
niless, ragged, hungry and discouraged.
Four weeks ago lie met a Michigan man out
there and sent his loye to all inquiring
friends at homo, nnd also explained why he
was in that hard-up condition. He was too
honest and loo particular for that country.
Ho reached Gunnison City without a dollar
In his pocket, but with lots of ambition lu
hissoul,nnd soon mclaman who explained ,
"I can give you the 6nftcst kind of a snap'
at four dollars a day. I want you to run
one of my faro tables."
"But I don't know tile game."
"You don't sny, stranger t You must
havo had a queer bringing up. Out hero,
and don't know faro I Pass out No tim.
to bother with you."
The second man applied to for a sltustion
squinted his eyes and took a long look at
the Detroiler, aud quietly asked I
"Whar from 7"
"Detroit."
"No use. That's loo lar East. My psrd
ran off with the company funds last night,
and I calkerlatcd on payin' somebody about
a hundred dollars to overtake him and brine
me back hia skulp. You'd look sweet takin'
his trail, you would I You'd bettsr inquire
on tbe next corner."
The next corner was the site of. saloon,
about to be opened. The proprietor was a
six-footer with a revolver on each hip, and
in responso to the inquiry he said t
" I 'sposo you know how to pour whlsksy
and weigh dutt ?
" Yes."
"Suppose that one ot the tough enes
comes in after his nip and refuses to hand
over!"
" I'll call the police."
"Folice bo hanged. Every -man's hi.
own policeman out here. You must open
on him with a shooter, and keep pulling
tho trigger until he falls. The sift open .1
$3 a day and found."
" I I guess I won't take It."
"Then git. No place for mllksept
around here. Might a-knnwad you hadn't
any narve by looking at ye."
Tbo Detroiler made one more effort ThU.
time it was a man who explained i
" Qlad to soe you sol down a bit. Y.
see, there's bad blond between me an' a fat.
ler called Sandy Tom. We've agreed ta
drop each other on sight, and w. mean
business. I want to get the bulge on faim,
and bein' you're a stranger you can help
me. Put this Derringer in your pocket and
go and shoot Sandy Tom and I'v got (200
for ye."
" Why, that would be munler."
' What of It7 Do you expect to bang
out around here over a day without doin
any shootlu' ! Whar was ye raised I"
" In Detroit."
" Git! You haven't ny spinal column.
You'd better run home to your maryou
had I Out ye go so long, Detroit Pru,
rrtss.
a riticvon uixittiiriA,
A Philadelphia anecdote forty years old.
but possibly new to cold type, Is told by a,
correspondent of the Boston Commonwealth,
The subject was the venerablo Cromwell
Barnard, a member of the Snoiety of
Friends, snd skipper of the sloop Union, of
Nantucket, then being at a Philadelphia
wharf. Barnard was promenading th.
quarterdeck, when a schooner hauling out
tbe dock fell afoul of tbe Union and th.
schooner's captain began to swear voeJJer-
ouily. Of course It d idn't do any good, and
as Barnard took no notice of it, tbe Captain
yelled In a perfectly audibto voice that Ii.
was an old shad bally, prefixing a partick
pie that la usually considered to bo eminent
ly profane, ilr. Barnard couldn't staniL
this, so be coiled down the mala haloliway
to tbe mate i "Zimril Zimrit come on
deck and talk some of tby language to this
man alongside."
Avoid that which you blame a others,
Death Is so tiieh that Life mala from
its beaL
Envy is usually mora anick-slrhud
than love.
The more virtuous a man la lb. nora
virtue does be see In others.
Tbe euod which vou do mar cat b. ln.4
th.ugh it may b forgotUQ,