FARMERS' COLUMN. HHiivy tj Prod si co filrnwbcrrloH. Kmo nut ol Ifii porS'ins who cultlvnle etrnivlirrnes nlluw Ilia runners to grow for the purpojo of getting plants the following year. Tli 9 is wrung. 'Ifplanls tiro ilesmd llicy (liculd to loUcii from ft patch tolicleit for f' it I uiposc. It Is Impossible to yet fi'-st ilu'j fittit from vint? that havo pro Hufl runners, osllie effort atdntiblo pro due1 n 'plnntsonil berries) weaken: thovtno mi I ,jk vrt.ls it from procuring gord fruit, Tn ti, .!, Iir , well lljvored strawberries tlx' e'n-s sl.puld ba kept freo Ironi runners, not even ullnrrins them lo get away from the u-. i.t ut lie stark. This can bo done by having n pufo of atovepipo fixed Ion stick f.irn handle, tu use for.a cutler. Place the ;!po over Ihc plant and pressupon it. This cuts ofT tho runners. When the runners have all been cut follow with the hoo and clear Inert) away. When tho plants blossom all the lih.reoms should be cut off except n few of tlio forward ones on each plant. This 1 iota l'kodedruelion, bul n trial will show that suoh treatment will fjive larger berries, of be'ler llivor, and easier lo pick; Tito crop, th mrh Idc'diiff, in numbers, will compensate in bulk ns well as realizing tho highest priro In market. As soon as the crop Is removed weed tho plants again, and sprinkle, around each one, tinder the leaves, soma well-rotted manure and in tho fall let them bcimilched. On removing llio mulch forty in tho spring iifri n ";ivo each plant a sprinkling, but this t.ino of a nilxlnro tif equal parts ol supcr phi'phn'c. sulpha to of po!nh (double quan tl.y it unleaehed hard wood ashM may bo a.t titu'cdl, fuano and plaster. Dy thus givln? them r.onrl raro and cultivation they will pay as well if not betler than any of the small fruits, but if neglected ll.oy occas ion a lore. t'AIiin NOTES. Tho army worm has been known In this country pinco 174'. Mulno raisc3 nearly 7,000,000 bushels of petal ies jir annum. Tlio lw rrep of Kew York Is worth over &Gi))on.0'l0 per annum. Ono jul'on of while paint should cover forty-f ir r-piare yardj ef surface. All nniunla without exceptions rumi nate v'i b hvo horns and cloven feet. -Thv'l' tme pervails in young animals, and henre: their boneaaio quite flexible. Ciinurc'i "',t tobacco lands give au aver age annual yield of 1400 ponnds to tho acre Ordinary O'igints burn about ten pounds cf coal per hour lor each rated one-horse power acquireJ. Ko man can afford to have his milch cows driven by a dog unless llio dogs knows as much as his owner ohnuld know. The diary cow is a work of urt, and so 1 1 the beeranlmut; both arc tho productions of man to suit lil3 needs and convenience. ITino lentks of the fixed capital of all the civilized people in the world is embiirk cd in agiioullurc, which employs 200,000,000 of men. There aro (1,000,000 square inches to an nerej in a bushel of timothy seed there are 40,000,003 seeds, or nearly seven seeds lo a square Inch. In 1 Si!) Vermont planted 50,600 acres lo Indian corn, l nisi ng 2,037,000 bushels, or at llio rato of S! bindiels to the acre. Total value, S1,4S7,44S, at the rato of 73 cents per bushel. Tho raising of sheep Is of the greatest benefit lo tho land, because wherever Ihey feed new and sweet grasses grow and flour. 1 tsh, and the weeds are destroyed. Farmers should laiso turnip and feed them to sheep. Tno close in breeding produces barren. ncsp, and the very opposite has tho samo effect. Tho other cxli erne is known as vio lent crowing. The most violentcross is that between unlike specie', ns between the horso and tho ass, the product of which is a bar ren mule. Milk cools more rapidly In metal pans -than in porcelain ; buliron pans rust. Zinc is acted upon by sugar of milk and lactic acid. Copper producos verdigris. Tin cosls tuo mugli, nnd so tin plate is used ns the eafest, and at tho aamo t'mo the least ex pensive. II has usually been supposed that the 'usting cf Jmn depends principally upon moiilmoondnxygcu, Itwould appear,how ever, from Br. Calvert's experiments that catbonio ncld is the pilncip.il agent, and without this the other ogencics havo very little efJcct. Iron does not rustat all In dry I'Xygen.nud bul little In moist oxygen,while It rusts very rapidly in a mlxtuio of moist furbouic Bud and oxygen. When it U desired to mako corks air tijtht and water-tight the best method is to allow them to remain for about fivo minutes beneath the -nrfaeo oT nulled paraffins in a suilablo ve s.l, the corks being held down either tiy a perforated lid, wire screen or sundar device. Coiks thus prepared can be easily cut and horeil.haveapvrfectlysinooth exterior, may bo Introduced and removed from the neck of a flask with ease,and mako a peileet s"al, The hot. the inhabitant of the stomach ot the' Imise, is produced fioin tho eggs ol the rad fly, which aro deposited In the hair "f'ho lmriej from tlieso egi-s nro hatched a ll'tlo grub, v.! ub is licked oifby the horse and swal.owcd. Sometimes seyer.il linn ilre.ls aio llms deposited in its stomach. Formeily they wero considoied very in jurious, but tnw it is conceded that they cannot rW ns niiieh injury as tho nostrums used for m stroy ing tl.em. A Kew Yorker writes: "To rid land of stumps I ':g around and under them with a fpsde, leav g a basin to catch tho water' of winter an, 1 kl'iing, which, as it freezes, slow ly ralsa Iha dumps from their beds. Some of the largt I wore to raised by spring thai wo could lip thorn over by hand j the solid ones I went around ogain to give Jack Frost ano'her opportunity to get his icy fingers under I'm. I think a field can be cleaicd in one hall the time that it could by the old way " Be'.woen sheep's hoofs a small aperture miy be seen railed the biflex canal, whuse mTire It is to secrete an oily fluid for the pur-pi-sj of lubiiratlng the tkln between Ihe hoof, it Iv. ug called Into action by every step Via uict-p takes in procuring Its food Tbereitre. when prepetually wet or con s'anlly d rty, the parts swell, and tills secre I'.ialr dy kpoken of is stopped or retarded; lea o y r '13' elf r-, i . 1 y is the skin deprived of the if, but tha socretluu Itself bo . i Hiit of the glands which secrot- rs is lhecoi. . Avhieli unless r' rle l and ri soon destro, s nntcfv tuo huoflt uds, and per ch secrets the hu(ii (lie B-rouary lodep WS. - Snl-cnbe for t1 e Advco.ti;, only (I 'ar iti I i Mmaltoopnig.t u r. 'M,Uaim wj! of the'unlm Into ISSllMi t r o n B breath mm Itliroiiu nine nose. It will be absorb ed, cloanslne; and heallBK the dis eased membrane. I For Deafness, Apply a parllolo Into tho ear. ULT'S CttUAJI DAI.M HAVINQ (rained in enviable local reputa tion, Misplacing all other preparations In the vicinity ot discovery. It, on fts merits alone, recoicnitcd as a wonderful remedy wherever known. A f.ilr trial will convlnen the most skeptical of Its curative powers. It effectual ly cleanses tho nasal passages of Catarrhal virus, causing healthy secretions, allays In. (lamination and Irritation, protects themcm branal llnlntrs of the head Ironi additional colds, completely heals the sores and restores thn mtntn nf Initi, nml amnll. Iteneftclal re- suits nro realize J by n few applications. A liiuiuugi. ircuiuiciiv.ia uncuicu ,,, tarrh. Asa household remedy for eold In the head It Is uncqualed. Tho laltn Is easy to usoand nirrocahlo Eold by druggists atM cents, i n receipt ol so conts wm man apnea aire. Send fur circular with full Information UliUAM HALM Ct).. Owearo. N. Y Fun sale bv A.J. Durllmr.Lehlehtnn. I'a.. and by Wholcsalo Druggists ironerally. UC1.), tV.J CENTRAL DRUG STORE, In Lenckel's Block, Bank St., Lehighton, Pa., Dr. Charles T. Horn rHOl'llIETOK, Uetpcctfnlly announces to the people that he lias repionuucu uis block, ami oners.. DRUGS AND Strictlv fresh CHEMICALS and Pure, Also Horso and Cattle powdcrs.Pntent Stedl- cincs, lirusnes, soaps, uomijs, reriumcries, Slionncs, Uliamuls Skins. Wines and Llquurs for Medical Purposes. Oils, Lamps and Fixtures. l)ycsiurf,Uhotce Ulirari, Pipes anil Tobacco. Speo taclcs, Trusses, Nursing Dottles, Violin Strings, and a lull lino of ' Wall Paper and llonlersattha Lowest 1'rlccs. Prescriptions carefully compounded and prompt attention given lo every branch cf the buslncs. A continuance of the viatronaire heretotore extended to this establishment Is respectfully solicited, and satisfaction guaranteed. sopt.13, 1880.-ly. Dtt. O. T. HOltN. Trb Leadihc Scientists of to.bat airree th.it most itlsuasos are caused by disordero.l Kidneys or Liver. If, therefore, tho Kidneys and Liver are kept In perfect order, perfect Jieaitu will oo tuo result, i nis trutn nas on ly bfcn known a short tlmo, and for years peoplo suffered great agony without bolng able to find relief. Thedlseovcryor Warner's Sato Kidney and LlvcrOure marks a new era in Ihe treatment of theso troubles. Made from a simple tropical leaf of rare value, It contains just tno elements necessary to nour ish and Invlunrato both of these irreat orirani. and salcly restore and keep them In order. It Is a POSITIVE IIkmedv Tor all tho dlsoascs that eauso poins In the lower parts of the ijimy tor l orpi'i j,iver. iicauacncs, .inuntuce, Dizziness, Uravel, Fever, Ague, Malarial lover, and all dilneulllcs of tha Klilnoji, Liver nnd Urlnarv Uricans. It Is an excellent and safe remedy for fe males uur,ng i'regnancy. ii win control Menstruation ami is invuiuatite fur Leucorr I.Mn Aw Lflllln..Al (ho ItFn.nt. As a Illood Purifier It Is unequalled, for It cures the organs that make the blood. HEAD THE RECORD. It saved mv life E. D. to kelv. Stlna. Ala It is tho ruinody that will cure tho many uiauiiiivi, peculiar lu women. iuoiienj mag. It lias passed severe tests and won endorse, ments I rum somo of the highest medical tal. ontinthe countrv. N. Y. World. No remcd y heretofore discovered can be held ior ono moment in comparison wun it. vr. C. A. ilartty, D.D., WotUinglon, D. C. Thts Remcdv.whtch has done such wonders. Isput up in the LAltUKST5IZKD BOTTLt. ii uny inctiicine upon 1110 marKei. ana is sola by Druggists and all dealers at (1.25 per bot tle. For Diabetes, enquire for WARNER'S SAFE 1I1AUETES UUHH. It Is a POSI TIVE Remedy. II. II. WARNER & CO., iiocucsicr, , X, Nonpatent No Pay. PATENT obtained for Inventors in the Tjnited Slates, Canada and Europe, at reduced rates. With our principal offico located in Washington, directly opposite tho United States Patent Office, we are able to attend to all patent uujiucgu wnn greater promptness auu des patch and at less cost than other patent at torneys who are at a distance from Wash ington, and who have, therefore, to employ " associate attorneys." We make preliminary examinations and furnish opinions as to patcntablity, frco of charge, nnd all who are interested in new inventions and patents aro invited to send for a copy of our "Guide for obtaining Patents," which, is sent free to any address, and contains complete instructions how to obtain patents and clicr valuable matter, vioieierto the Uerman-Amencan National Rank, Washington, D.C.: tho Royal at Washington; lion. Jos. Casey, late Chief ousuco u.n.uourioi uiaims; to tne umciais of tho U. B. Patent Office, and to Senators and Members of Congress from every State". .Address! LOUIS BAGGER & CO.. Solici tors of Patents and Attorneys at Law, LeDroit uuuuing, WASitiNuTox, u.tj, decZS THE BEST OF COAL. The undersigned Is now prepared to supply the very best LATT1MEU (JOAL at the lal. lowing LOW PRI0E3 FOR CASH: TJellrM No. 2 Chestnut, by the cr SIMS no. i imcsmui, ur ine car.. s ts Stove, by the car I 00 Dy the (Ingle ton, 25 cents per ton additional J. L . GABEL, Dealer In Geneiial Hardware, &c, Opposite tho rubllo Souaro, BANK STREET, I.EUIG1I10N, PA. 1ICV.35.1J7S $51 Ontflt sent tree to thoso who wish to en cavii In the most iileneant and profitable Itat not rcanlred. Wo will furnish rnu nrfw-v mi.m'na Known. ,t vprv. ninir haw. fT.n. tiling. (10 a day ant upwards ts easily made withoii staring away from lioroo over uuht. No risk whatever. Alanv new workerm wanton nt once. Mauy are making fortunes at Hie lus- iiie-a, j Auios maxe aa mucu as men.aua vousjr bova and girls niuuo greit pay. No one who la w.uinitu woric falls tn mnk. ninr. mnn.vv.w lny than can ne imiCe In a week at any ontlnay rr employment. Those wtto eugSRe at once ml uuu n .inn . nun w igriniio. Auuresa II. HALLE IT A CO., Portland, Maine. Oct. S, IS60-1J'- To tha Worjlng Class -We are now prepar ed to lurntsh all classes wlih constant eurnlor. meat at home, tim whole of tne nme. or tor ttielnparo moment.. Ilosmeesuew light aud iiolltnole I'eismsof etllier rex eiiiir oam tlimiUuai by cevntiHitlioIr whole Ume to The bn.lues'. Itoya nd gills corn neailr , rouch naui.-n. Tint oil whxeetUls notice m.vtcna rnpir nre. and test ttieuuiincs. me make (ui wuw i .u .uwii ua uru UU1. well afttl,Uel. we will send ooo Dollar to pay for the trouble ot writing. Pull nartleoiara nnd outfit lit. AdilrMM. (1EOUOE STINbOW & CO.. PorU ,uu, U.IUD, uuiyievi Opium IS Morphine Habit Cored In looriedaya ft p.v till Cured, bt. J. Brirnuca, a CARBON ADVOCATE PLAIK AMD FANCT BOOKUOBPRIMGHOUSE DANJCWAT, a short distant above the Lehigh Valley BR. Depot, Xscliigliton, Pcnna. We are ew folly prepared to axeeate every daserlptlon of PKINTINO, from a Visitina Cardl to a Lame Poster I FOSTERS, HANDBILLS, DODOERS, UIItOULARS, SHIPPINQ TAOS, OARDS, DILL HEADS, LETTER DEADS, NOTE HEADS, ENVELOPES, STATEMENTS, ! mOURAMMES, PAMPHLETS, &e., ha., In the Dest Manner, At Reasonable Prices! We are prepared to da work at as lew rates as any offl.ee In the country that deals Honestly with their Patrons. Cheap,' prompt ami Mai, " IS OUR MOTTO. lr Order by Mall will 'bo promptly filled atlewest rates, and satisfaction guaranteed. THE METALLIC BINDER ! We nay. th exeltutv Btjlrt for CARBON -COUNTY, YOU RepMs' Metallic M-Blier, The cheapest, best nnd most substantial yet introduced for Binding RECEIPT BOOKS, CHECK BOOKS, ORDER BOOKS, &c. Util and ste tbsnt at tae CARBON ADVOCATE OFFICE, BANKWAY, Lcbi jbton," Pa. Drugs and Medicines, WHITE BTREET. WEIBSl'OHT. PA, Removal nnd Clinngo of Finn t Messrs. tlnpslier & Zern Be leavo to uhboubco to tho cit'f eon ot Weiss. fiortnnd surroundint neighborhood, tliat thny ntelr puichasfvt the stock nnd flxtnrm ot Dr. C. W.Xifnt's Or ne Store, and having replen ished and Isrgolr lucrenactl the stock, have re moved It Into tho oiegnntlv-fltted-up room In theliilrtBailrtluir. on Whlto street, lormexljr occnpiert Uv Mr. rred hclimxlt. where ihty re prrpared to accororaodate their rrtcnoa and the public cenerally with Freslt and Taio DRUGS AND MEDICINES, of all kind, together with a fnll line of all such FANUT QOOD1 as am nsniilly kept In well nprilled DrusHlores, coiurrlslnc Cliiraots, rerfuraery, Reaps, Brnfthes, Combs, Lamps. Chimneys. Tmeses. Snonertere, uhoulder llrncra syrliiKCs,! HutslnR Dottles, Syo Stuffs, in, &o. rnie WINES and lQTJOIlS for Medicinal purposes, and a large etocc ol chetee CIUAI13. The bnstnens will he nnder the peisnnM etiarre and superlntendenee of I)r. J G. Zebn. Wo Inetnd to , lvo fnll natlnfnction In our pa trons In qnality and price. Give us a call. Iniynyl RAPHUEIl & zrcn:j. The root fuccf sstul llemndr ever ntpcover. ed, as It is certain la Ita effects and doi. not blister Aiao exo-llent for the Ilmnan Flesh. 11 II A U l-UOOi" BELOW. From a prominent Physician. Wishing ton vClo, O.. Juno 17, iftflD. Dr. ti. J Kendall fc Co.. Genu it ending your adrcrttt'onieut In Turf, Field ami Faim, ot KfcDrt&irs bp twin earn. and tmviu a vrtliv utile ana nuceav nor so iyihcd uqu uecn umo Ironi np.iv 1 11 eighteen mouths I sent to you tor d bottle bv exprcs, which in six weeks reraov va all Hmoncsn ond onlsrRomout, and a-lireo pllnt from nnn her home, and both hcreos are to onr At sound a- colt. ihe one bottiovro worth toniooiielmncitedaotiars. Itorpectluily yoar., Jl. A. IHEIITOLETT, M.D. ! Kendall's Spavin Cure. Uorrlsbnre, Pa., Nov. 18th, 1S80. Dr. B. J, Ki:ndall a Co., Ociits I havo a verv lino mure that has hnd a bono spavin for a lone time T tri d evcrrlhliiff man could devise to euro It. bat nil in va n. end was about to give tt up when a friend of mine lu this cltv came toraennd rrcnw ramified KendniricpivmCurc, which I trl'd with croud iesult, removing thut bone clear ami clenn. and then I sent 25c. to oa for ono ot your illustrated. Uore llooks, and I tlnnx there Is no better book printed on the ho so and his diseases. I havo t i teen great Interest In It mid havo,feince told 3 copies for von to my neighbor, nud will trv and do what jrood I can by aettlng t hem for others Youta traty, a. V. Milleb. Ashland, Schuyl. co , Pn , June 3, 1SS0. Dr. B. J. Kendall t Co., Hen's A case of spavin that cmoo nmler mv berratlon wns entlroiv cutM by ono bottioof your Kendall's Bpavin Cure, and tho horso so.d aitonvards for twohnndtcd dot ars. Yours truly. Tho" DinRgtst. CUAS. II. Barkahd. ' KENDALL'S Spavin Cnre on Hninan Ml Cakersfleld, Vr., Dec. S3, lf7B B. J. Kendall St co.,Oents, I wish to adJ my testtmonv In favor of vourlnvnlu ihlo liniment. "Kendall's tipavln euro" Jn tho sorlnc of 1802 T slipped on the lco and sprniuod roy rTgot uiuuHbtue liuee jmiih. i wns very lamo. anu at times suflf'roi tun most excruelAllntr ii.iln. I wornahanungeon it forovoi n year, nud tilod most, L'veiviinnu wnnin uiy toicj. uut couio find not nine that wonld ulie me ncrmancnt relief. Whtn I overwoiiteiT, ic wonid pmiitne v.-r much, in April, ib"3, 1 Wpuxt to tinnx J shonld bo a clpolo for life; hue haviofr some of nenuairs apavm uuro inoucui i wo un trv it. I used one-tii ltd of a bottlo, and ctpotjenced relief at once. The pain left moona has not trouolfert me mnco. 1 fuel vr vv errumiul to vmt and would recommend Kend .U'.i irpavln Cuio w nit wjio suuor wiin upraiui or rui'iiiuniini. Yours truly, 1 1 s. J. IJoutell. Kendall's Spavin Cure. KENDALL' -4 8PAVIN CUHEiSBUro In Its effects nil a m its action ns ltttoed not bltsttr. Tec It is penetrating aud povfetlul torcacb evo rv fleep seated vain or to icmovo any tiouy crowth or other cnlarfronir'nt. sucli uiiatins. aplints. Curos. Cillona, Hpiains, STvelilnas.imy or Liitnoi, or itnuniatisni la lan, nml rornnr pnrnosolor wnlcb n Liniment la useil for Mun or llt-n't It la now Known to be tlio LoHtttnl raeui lorniun ever uscu, acting luim yet cer- linn in us chl'cii.. Send nadto-sfor Illnstraled Circular whicn, wo tblnlr. irlveH unnitivn nrror of Hh vltrnnw. No rcraeJy nan ever met with such uuquchflfia -necesi to our know.rapo, for i)cast as well as I'rlce tt per bottle, or tlx bol ties for H ALL liiuccloe baielt or ran tru H fur sou.ortt 'Till bo sent to nnv addrpsv cn rpcelnt of nrl.A ui ine yiuurieior. xju u. j. lVii:nuAlir. & CO.. BnonDurBli Falls. Vt. SOLD BT ALL DBUOOI918. ' Jan3s-ms -J HEIIMAN & CO., BANK STREET, Lehififtton, Pa., MILLEItH and Sealers in AUKind.of art A IN BOUanTand SOLD at JI1I.UU1.AH AIAKKJJT HATES. We would, also.- lesoretfnllv inform nnr olti stns that woato now fully prepared to bill i ui mem wiba Hest JT Coal From sny MJne desired at VERT LOWEST PRICES. If. IIEILMAN & CO. Jnlr 25. J"F YOU AUK I NBED OF 1M jr, Boots, Shoes, Hats, Caps. orGents' Furnishing Goods GO TO CLAUSS BROTHER THE POPULAU Merchant Tailors, Bank Street, Lehighton. PltlOES VEItY b"wFOB OASH. Th publlo patronage lollclted. Julyltf $10 B ttlt furnished frrn. with full m.i.nA. tiooa for coudurllnj tho mutt profitable bn.lueaa tnnt nnv nn .n n,,a,n Tbebjslnete la so caav to Icarn.oud our lusirno. Hons are .o eimale and rlam that nnr i no uan make great prouti from ti.e very Knit. No one can tail who u wllunp to work. Women aro as successful as men. Bova nud tnria can earn lartro sums. Manv have toaco over one hundred do lara tu a slnilo wiir. Notlnnir like It ever known before. All whoe&frAceareaurpriM.'dut the ease and rapidity with which, ilier are able to make money. Yon oa engage In tide bnal. tieaa duiinir your epare time ut (treat protli You do not bare to Invest any canltal In It. We i." uu mo ii... iuusd who ureu leimv moner should wr.te to ns at once. Alt furultbed free. auuio-s i u o. vi., Auftutia, uame. Oct. I, ISSO-ljo MONEY- a now belnc madnfkitrtin evrr by ttioso ut wore for ns. I'prsona of "ilhpr apt mako tta a week In their own toirn. it they re willing lo woik. No ilk. fc5 outfit free, Anvoue cm ran tbe busine&s. CpUal not re. qaired. AU who tj)iko prosper No one faim. Pariicnlor frea. Addles, ll, IIALLlilT & l uruaun, ajaiuq. JQIJT IQVI $999- Can't bo mi do by erery utrentererr luuum tu ma uu'iorar w lurnun. but thuve wlliiiiir lo work ran tmmi ly earn a dozen dollar a Oar riglit in their own locMttieu. Hare no roo ii to explain bere. Hut. lre8 iilpant anil Uot.t ruble. Wouieo aud bdVM nnd mils do na wtiil as men. We win im-. ulsli uu a complete Oaiui Tioc e will bear Write and aee. Farmer nud raecnanicp, their ton and daunbiera. ami nil elates in need of narlug woik at borne, ahould wilto to us and learn all about llio work at ence, Aiidreai TULTH A CO., Augusta. Maine. Jnlnoyi WATCH ES,s Ciocb., Novelties, cte aenrt for price liai. AdKNTH In .11 of tbe O.B.anil Canadsa. O. C. DUDLEY lu., importer and Manufacturers, lterrlen rpnaaa, ailoa. Jerlfrt M I SCKf.Ij M COPS. night, in the main Gas. Conductors always do the fare thing, A beastly exhibition The menagerie.' Usually "through by daylight" Sleep. Is tendings friend a wash-dish showing basin gratitude? Mutilated silver coins an refuted at most railroad stations. . There are 000,000 fewer acres under wheat in England than in 1ST4. S.l're traveled East, I've traveled West, Through many a weary day t Hut the one thlnjr that trets me belt, Is why the hens don't lay. Ekes, 80 (Jts, per doien Exchange. Try a package of M. B. Robert's Poultry powders, prepared by Sines' MrK Oo. of Philadelphia, Pa. Tor 'sale by all leadtnKdruralsts, and then If they dpn't lay, they are only fit to "go to pot." When a lady asks you to guess her age, it Is best to guess sho Is quite young. A woman wnnrs her watch at her girdle because she Is used to wasto tlmo. -The man who fails In business, but con tinues to live in luxury, is a thief. A woman fell dead at Bloomlngton, 111., when told that her daughter had eloped. flcaWe havo tested the Invaluable qualities or Hubert's Hone and Cattle I'owderi upon our own stock, and In justice of our fellow citizens, deem It our duty to recommend the tamo to all owners of stock, not only In cases where stock Is sick, but find It very beneficial to new milch cows, as well as to the general appearance of tho borfes and other stock ; It cost only 26 Cents, and guarranteed to elleot a cure, it ftlren in time. Remember tho poor, and If possible do something to make them remember you. There are some men so mean that they will not give others the benefit of a doubt. The legend "In God wo trust," on the counterfeit dollar, shines out as bright as a black eye. 3.Wc notice thai a sreatmany proprietory medicine men, are advertising Is sueli a man ner, as to lead the public, and particularly the retail druggists to beltevo that the sale of tholr goods Is so (treat, that unless their order Is sent In cnrly.they will be unable to nil them. w e However nouce one exception to tms rule in the case of tho Sines' MfV Co. or Phila delphia, Pa., who are honest enough to state, that no matter how fast the orders come In tor Bines' syrup ot Tar, wild cherry and Iloarhound they shall all be filled. Their sales on this preparation last year was 600, 483 bottles ; their tacllitles Tor making at pre sent are 1.000,000 bottles per annum ; but let no druirirlst or customer be alarmed, that liieir win over uu a corner in isines lar, lor should tho trado demand 2.000.000 bottles thov can be had, and Irotn our experience with it nsa eoutf n ano cold remeov. we nave no doubt that Its.sales will soon reach tho last named figures San Franciico Ktuiand DUpatcK. Foor people eat mutton because it is sheep, and rich peopli cat vension becauso it is deer. Wood is so expensive now-dayi in Con nccticut that tho real nutmegs aro cheaper than tho Connecticut article. Sa."A horse I a horse I my kingdom for a hor.u 11" when Klnpr Richard Sioko these words on lioswortli Hold, ho undoubtedly meant a horso which had been using Robert's Celebrated Horse Powders, as no other ani mal would havo conveyed hlra to a safe place In tho quickest possible time. Price 2J Cents sold everywhere. "Is it true, Harry, that you have broken off with Markaway's daughter!" Alas, yes I I was force:! to, although she is a charming woman." "Why ?" 'Incompatibility' of complexion. She does not suit my turn! lure." es-Marrl.aucs have Increased 49 per cent. t Inco youmr men have learned of the soothlna; cITect of Sines' Tur, Wild Cherry and Hoar, hound, upon babies. Young man If you keep , uuuiu mi iiuuu iur bii I'uivrpcucy, you aro safe in bringing thlnics to a climax. When a woman hears of a great secret tho Cist thing she does is to throw on her shawl audibonnct and start out to tell her female friends about it, with tho never fail irij injunction, "Now don't tell any one for the World." r luvctilondiifil Pntciitccw Should send for Instructions, terms, rereren. ccs. fee. to Kdson Ilrctbrrs. Solicitors of Pat. in!!, Washington, 1), J., who furnish the sumo wiuiout ciinrK". r.uson liroiuers IS s well knonn and successful firm of larno ex. perlcnce, having been established In 1SCS. A shirt has two arms just as pantaloons have two legs. Yet one is called n pair and the other is only one. Isn't it tuno that we let up on astronomy and p till moro attention to theevcry-day trilles that vex the dearie mindf Sneer's Port Grurw Wine for Wcaklv Per. sons.-iThi6 excellent product of the grapo is prescribed and used by the leading phy sicians'in the country, when aconerousaud nourishing wine isifcsirakle; cs)ecially for icinaifs, ogei persons ana consumptives, ana by churches for communion. Hundreds ol Now Tork Physicians havo visited 8pecr'i Vineyards and Wine Callers, .but twelve miles distant trutn new York, l'ureale by a. j. mining anu ur. u. r. iiorn, ixiuign ton: ern A itapsher, Weissport. "If you don't behave yourself I'll lock you up in the chicken-house," said a Galves ton mother to her bad liltla boy. "You may lock ins up in the chicken-bouse as much as you please, but I won't lay eggs." Messrs. Ely Bros.,Drugsists, Owego,N. Y, For the past three winters I have been nfllictnl with Catarrh anil cold in the head. I applied several remedies without cood re- sults.iLast winter I used your Cream Balm, ana iuuu it to occonipiuu an you reperseut ed. T.F. McCormick (Judge Coinmou Pleas), ttliubetn, Si. j., Aug. 23, issu. See Adv't. Sines the Introduction of Ely's Cream Bul til iliy tales of it have greatly increased and are unprecedented. I confidently rec ommend it In all suffering from Catarrh or klndrtd diseases who call upon me, with that pleasure and confidence that a personal anowicfin ni ue runuivo powers autira. u II, ICi'wan, Druggist, Wilkesbarre, Pa. Tto boy who stood on the burning deck had in'him the soil of stuff that makes an office-fiolder stick lo a fat office. "tf hv. Willie, vou can't possihlv eat an other plate of pudding." "Yes I can ono more plate will just fill this Bill." Qrrstion fordebatingsociety. Was tbe hair bf1 which the sword of Damocles was suspemert red or black T And irso, whyT Jines thinks a man fortunate who bas his will contested after death only. He says his fill bas been contested ever since be vfeddfd Mrs. J. great deal is said of tbe activity of Vesuvius. But what has she dope all these yeara but froth at tha mouth, like any or dinary political stump orator. ffjie census shows something like twenty per clt, more females than males in tha countfy's population. Well, we can't have too nvicu ui a gtou iuiu. 'Ilie possession of a reputation for hon esty is of great value to a man. It will en able )Ira to get a position as cashier, where he can jab a fortune and brad for Canada. Tbe'd'ivorced wild of the Rev. Newman Hall bai been married, at Great Yarmouth, Englanf, to tne groom whose name was prominently mentioned in the divorce suit. DIED January?!!)!, 1SS1. PHINEAS COOKIlELts or (lONHIIill I'TION. BbrtUkht on by a severe cold on! '.tin lunit', wnicn mignt nave! .Mencurru uy oneuiitieominet'i SrnpofTar. Wild cherry and tjoaroounu u iaacn in lime. Fr $1.00 you will recti te tbe Cation AovoUt t for onb year, and one of Dr. Kn- dall'tUtrw Bolrs as a premium. Brag mi. The People's Drug & If you want anything in tho go io i,no uhi ana lvonaoio urug store, in Ur. JN. Ji. Robor's Block, near tho Post- Offico, A. J. BURLING, Proprietor, Whero yen will find a fall anil complete ateck ot Pure Drugs, Medicines, Chemicals, Perfumery, Soaps, Brushes, Combs, &c. Lamps, Lanterns, Chimneys, Burning & Lubricating Oils A Complete Line of Druggists' Sundries. Trusses, Supporters, and Shoulder Braces. Puro Wines and Liquors of all kinds for Medicinal and Sacramental purposes. Wall Paper and Borders, a. great variety. Personal attention given to tho compounding of Physi cians and Family Proscriptions. Established 1867.1 A. J. DURLING. Lthlzht on. Koverobnr 2 mm fflTIS wjjifta az-vw A TRUE A PERFECT STRENeTHEIiE.A SURE nZWJC!. IHOir JJITTBI13 cro hit;!i!r rtccpincmU'l for i!J uitta.-.f5 ra qiiirinij sv certain end efficient tenia cpccii;' ly Int'.:-:: :iu, 2ljw-.t;,r;ii, ;ifer mUtt'it 1'atn, VanlnJ Appciil, I. n rf irtn:' J u- krVwrnj, t'nriclm the Hood, strengthens tha taliiclcj, :.u.l f;ivea ti-ff 1 tin lb t'.ic iie'rv.-". 'i !icr ct headache, fiold by nil ilrnjcists. useful andcniuinr; readmit n! fret. XHIOVTH CKEHirCAIi CO., E.ltimorc, Sfil. iP 1 la m 8 3 .111 1 1 fey ti y P vis' VEGETABLE PERRY DAVIS & LU CURE i BACK ACHE And aU'rilscates of the Kldnejs. Dladiler and Urlaatr Urt;ans by Wearing the Improved. Excelsior YSm Fai It It a Marvel of Heallna; and Belief. Simple, Sensible, Direct, Painless, Powerful ! It CURES where all else falls. A REVET. ATlONand REVOLUTION In Modlolne. Absorption or direct application, as opposod to Unsatisfactory Internal medicines. Send for nur treatise on Kldnej troubles, rent Iree. Sold by Ut agglits, or sent by mall, on'rteelpt of I'rlce,.. Address r oMTlie Only" Lung MOi. Ueuulne Kid- ' nev Pad. Ask William's' Blocs, for Hand take neotaer. DCTHOIT, Mich i i E p A I1W LIQFOa SI0B1 IN LEHIGHTON, IE. BOH3LM, formerly of ALLENTOWN, reipoctfully Informs tho Hotel Keepers and Cltltens gensrally thathehasopenedaNEWIiIQ.UORRTOltElnFaircett'i Building, nearlj oppos'lte the Carbon House," on BANK STREET, LEHIGHTON, Pa., With a full stock of Pus Wiaes) COJIPIUSINO Brandy, Whiskey, Gin, Rum, Port, to which he Invites the attention of purchasers. ItiaorOABH. PATRONAGE INVITED. May 1, 1B30-1V. EIaSTIC tbuss 1 U Pa4 dlfferioc from J I oibtn, k ciipaU(.wUS SUA4iUbc Ikl 1 la etnut, svUpt l ulf to jj rofltlocu of ibfl UxJr. kH th Vl li a t b rp prMi buk lh XrM.rr lh llsrela L Kali arnrat Ufld tftfrU ca4 rJlca4 cut wUlo. 1 1 la tuy, doikila uS cbcv Sai fer DalU Circular frac. tUUliTUa TUCb3 Cv Cale&ffOi III Modieimes ! ! Family Medicine Store Drug lino at bottom prices,. 9SB TOKIC V.'rilo for tha AllC Loo':. 2 pp. cf tutu tew mm fs mm i.Tvr L S CM LTd L'Hsn rTs9 A PVMM.TI VEGETABLC KEMEIJY r;s mrMi a;i3 iui?.vn s:c, Is a anre euro fnr alt tl.o tlUclsei forvflilch It Is recommended, and Is i.lvra)-i J'Eltl.-'liCiTr.Y SAL a In the liuiUa of own tlu mort tncrpcileiiccj psrsons. It ta n euro' ci-.il x;i!cU I'rmcCjr fnr COUGHS, BORE TIIIIOAT, C11II..U, and similar trouble!.; nfforil liistmtt rellaf In tl.o nobt nialljncnt fi-rmi cf IPI11'IIEP.IA, anj Is tlio best kuown vtmc.iy for I.U :i;inttsm r.ud Neuralgia. Tho O I dost, Coot, and ti'ioat Widely Known Family Wocliclno In tho World. It baa Iirett used wilU aucla voLtcrfiil anccosa In nil parts of tha worl.l fur cnAJHI'3,CEei,EIIA,DIAUItH(EA, DYSENTERY, ami all BOV.'Er. CO.VPt.XIS'ta that It U conililered (Ui unfifilluj euro for thee dLic&tas. Ha3 otood thp test of Forty Yoar' Conotant Uso In all Ccuntrloo end Climates. It i9HECO?I3irr:Dnr) t.j-r h-aiclniM,ril!onarte, Plinth era, SlRimrra C"f Plttntatloliu, Worli-Ghops, r.:ict Fnctiiflca, Kunei t: IIor;it;nli 1.1 flliirt ty Zlvcryljod-, ZSvcrywIssrei who Sas ever given It a trial. IT 13 Vi7HOUTjRWAJTAb A UININJECJT. It f lioulil r.ltrcyi lc used far :la In iJie Eicli n:ii Old, and hriii rpcedy an 1 remanent relief In all ai of Bfulaca, CaUjCpr-jlna, Severe Dura., Si r.'.d-, 010. I.'o far.uV cr. safely fco rt.ioiit !. It will annnally ravo ntany times lu cc-.t in doctor lillL ar.d Its rriro b.l-.iji It wlililn llio reach of r'l. It n sold rt S.-., lOe., and 01 for tio'.tle, aud tan bu o'ltil.-ed flora r:l CntUta, SON, Providence, U. I Propviotors. cnby ABSORPTION 1)' Lung Diseases, Throat Diseases, Breathing Troubles. It DRIVES Into the system curative agents and heallnir medicines. It DRAWS from the dlsoaied parts the puistins unit rnuie nenin. Thousands Testir to Us Virtues. Yon can lie Relieved and Cored. Don't derpalr until you have tried this Sen Bible. Ejslly Applied and IlADIUAIiLi'V EFEfcUTUAL REMEDY. mum by iirugKlsts, or sent by mall on receipt 2.oo, uy ;aile"OnlY,'LiiiijFailC, Semi for testl monlais our IIOO Three Mil- Williams' Block, lions a Year" . Bent free. (oet.to) DETROIT, Mich, the Choicest Brands of smi .MQvoro Sherry, Champagne, &c, &c. raiorswiLL si tub test Lowibt vor II. E. BOI1LEN. ARE PAID STerr soldUr dinll.d In t UT tiff k Kft"? V J!i"'". a r cjft ItUII'OIIK.'if but ,.llihl.dl.. "y, uiinur irieiMoi.iiafaa i fiimffl' .,'r ""? ari ' l"r.t-.0.rph5M f 1 tjad f.tUi"; v, .oiaicrii whn ll.imuis iV?f.f' M"la, HOC.NTV-UI.. l..lodB1iiit7Ael. Xddr... ' I . f-H",fJ,tirorlfl i Co., ciilm I K. vh0!;'!!- x .'ailtaa n.tkii. m r"". , W DR. CROOK'S Ouro3 Thousands Yearly. A POSITIVE CURE ron 00UQH3, COLDS, and CONSUMPTION, ALSO, The Best of Tonics. CURES DYSPEPSIA, Eeslcrcs lb Appetite, Aids Digestion, Strengthens tlo Sytttm. Eestorcs tno Weak and Debilitated, Invigorates tlio LIVER, . and at the same tlma AO I'd en tie KIDNEYS AND BOWELS restoring them to healthy action, health and strength follow from Its use. Tim wrAltnnil nrt I pat it MnfTartni. h.m i ne e Q F A P P E T I T E,l N VA L I D S mid perron's recovering from alcknees will Sod It tho remedy they ueod to strengthen tlnm. . inai oi ii win prove an wo claim. Ask vi rove all vro elatm. Ask your (irneeiBtforpR. CROOK'S WINE OFTAR. take I An. Taka t nn nAi. lar a bottle, " uu uinur. r ur foio oy an arucgisu at un IT la THE 1 EADIJ70 REUGDT 103 ALL THROAT AND LU.G CJHfLAIXB. B- IT. OUITH 6 CO., Troprs., Bneceesora to Oliver Crook Co , Dayton, Ohio. A holtlo contains 10 times as much as any 23 cent preparation. IT CURES. OR J. KRAMER'S GERMAN EYE oiLVa ia pofiiivo cure ror ,SfcV(it ivcaKnnauii"enBeucTeii. t5Ar 11 ?H!3W!E3 awu KULiifliiiii;. xi 'ever falls -w .n nn n P, P to cnre any case ot toro eyes, and nn remedy I.s pn Immedi ate In Its effects. I'rlcavScrnWobor. Ehoeld your drnRslt not havo It, on rocrlpt of S5 conts (or po-ts(;i etatups) vr o will aend yoa a box free of expense S. tS. SMITH & CO., Prop., K rv, ..-, rt 11 1 TTWe'vV'n'Wrvvvvvvvvv'wvvr? i- iW Zittv ri -i s-f ' I 'T r r T THISTLE PATENTED DEC. SOlli, 1CT3. The nisrtrlc IJpSt w.u n p'at discovery, hut I cl.ilm tli.it tha S sttisA 7'thU MtiA'tual Ptrm ers w j irvatcr o.tf, uwiii? lo the flnt nmeui.t ef sulTuiiii tW-' li.ua r.icvt.d, ui.d lle enrcs ther line cTiict-!. I suLuit ficnwslhia fJr fiftoan yer in Stt! iimU AmcriCsi nwd 1 am now completely cure i, I ., c been tliuKirg tRd Inlnlin pioccafr M-rn, nml a usiiJt i now pive tlic worM' i'io V.:.it wtt.trs , the mrvt efTcctivc.nn t by f.tr thit n.Oit eer.xeiiieut prftfarAf tion ever oTiircid to tUo public, fcr Atthma tuX H.iy lporcr, ftlsa Sera Ta.rc.it, lUnrscncss from CouifhSjCatArrh. Bnmclutis, Nfurpltftnnnd Dijh- therii, Oirc yoi-rSfircrThruU t-It!i thtise Fiit- and you will heir no nasrj cf Clphthrrlji. Ttrey aro liiv.il-Mblff for puhhc fpinKers and tUgrB. Thty are put up m f:it-y loxtsnrd in ba carriedjn the packet . n.l ujcd nt cemvenience. If yon cannot pet tiipm fro;n xntr Dector, or Druirffist, siiul ctirrt in tle irniiufactrer who will ssnd them to nil parti of the world, poitogc True. A child can u thme Fiir.rr. nK they f hava to bj ar.iokvd. prttt One Dollar fr JhJ, MORRISON ft RIMPSON, Prop'rs and Mannfactnrert, Uci.r.AiNK. O. ForSAloby J. DUULINO, DltUOOIST iLehUltton, Pa. Sept. 4- OSWEGO CORN STARCH PUfZWOSILVER GLOSS STARCH 11 ni !?s,.,i For tho foundry, Is the bat ami most economical In the world. Is perfectly pure, free from Aciils anil other foreign substances thut Injuro Linen. Is stroottr thai any ether, requiring much less quan tlty lu mlnjf. Is uniform, stlfT-ns end flnlsliri work alwavs the sams. KltifonVs rulrerlred Corn Starch for lii3dinfre,Tllanc-5Iiin;e, rake, tc Is pure and dellcuta Pr.iferablo ta H.-'rniuda ArrowreoL T. KIKGBFOnD 4 SOK, Oiwego, Now York. 11A1 GURE THE OKU simply BY Absorption TRUE ffiALARIAl Antidote. Tsads JIakT Holmau'a Actie, Liver nml fitomneli Pud-for MAI.AUIA, AOUB. l.IVKIt and firOSlACII TllOD- BLE3. rrlc-J 2.00. ITolman'ai Special lnd Adapted to old cbionic cases. I'rlce $3.00. Holmau'a Spleen Helt 1'or stutiboro casi-a of Enlirged Spleen and unyielding Liver and Htotnacn troubles. Prion $3.01. riolninn' Infant's Iad 1'or- ailment! ol lnrnnts and children. I'rlce 51. W. Uolnian'.-i ::enul Pad For Kidney and Bladder Complaints. Price $3.00. Ilolman'o I'tcrlno Pad For Pemali troublni. Prlco w.00. Ilolmati'u Abaurptlvo Iilcdlclnal Rody X'lnalcr Tno I est p!aatr made- linrous on rubber bails. Prloi Sia. Jloliuan'o AbaorptSvo Itledlclnnl Pool I'luslem- I'ornumbfeetnndslug. Blab circulation. Prlcn per jialr Abaorptloit Salt Medicated Foot Baths 1'or Co!d Obstructions and all rases whero n foot bath la needed. Per linlf lb. package, SSa. For ealo by all druirelsta or aent by mall. Sostpatd, on reci-l pt of nrico. Tho Absorption lit la not "mallabla '"nud r.tut boaeutby Kxprosa at pttrchtser's rxpenstt. The ancrnna at V7,ilf,.n,,4M vtn.v. tn. epired Iinltatora vho oiler Pads almllar In roRa and odor to tho tbcb noiitas's, aaylnar, "They aro thn panic, &c." Leware of all Bosun Tads, only potten up to sell on tho repa. Utlon of tho genuine. fcoe that cich l'.id licars tho green ratVATS Hsvesue tTAUP of tbo-Uolman Pad Company Willi abovo Ti-ade-Mark. If afflicted with rhpnnlA nltmonta mnA n Mn. clsa deeoriptioii of ayinptoms, which will r cclva prompt and rarrlul attention. I3B Holuas'h advico 1 free. Pull treatise, sent iroooa application. Address, . . IIOJ 'tlAN PAD CO.. (P. O. Box 2,112) va William Btreet, KewTork lUAIU DYEls the safest ami tieit t ac:a lnatan tAiieoualy, produclni; tlm most natural ahada 'of bJ.1eltorbrowti;does T ll riflO flic lltjt ai"in ttiA bitinicasi lAUUnU Oly applied. Asiandard !irvaroiioa j iavoriiu ntiiiti -vo"y well ap. puinirii toiu-t fur laay crfteiiilunMn. rWjld bj all d'UcalHT and an. l!Je4l)7MlJilr.ire. J cSfsTATK)aO,f C4 ti'rWaai iurot, ?:w Vcrk. AOS r-SBit SIT. F'. Ji KM tor mm t ft