FARMERS' COLUMN.
FAIiai NOTES.
-T:ua farm- Is tho list place in tbo world
Mi ere slovenliness rays.
Sheep husbandly it growing in Kan
ias,,evcry county repotting a largo Incroasa.
--Clover that sends its roots deep Into tbe
6ar(,h is considered tbo best sub-soiling agent
to bo had.
Southern farmers have Improved their
rnthods ot agriculture very decidedly in
Iho -last ten years.
The Merino sheep will produco a larger
proportion .of greaso to wool than any other
trod of sheep.
"Many a farmer pays out large sums for
fertilizers, while ho allows those of his own
barnyard to run to waste.
-tJ. C. Woodward, of Fayctto county,
lCy., has sold his crop of vrlieat, of 3,000
bushels, at ninety-one cents per bushel.
Mr. 0. S.IIill,ofIIlllsborough,Col.,has
sheared a flock of 2,000 sbccp, which aver
aged a triflo over twelve pounds per head.
At Mt. Sterling, ICy., an auction sale
6f short-horn cattle came oft' lately, Sixty
five head ol cattle were cold at an average
of $233 per iicad.
Always start with tho voicc,novcr with
the cut of tho whip. In starting turn a
littlo to one side, In stopping, when going
up a hill, do the came.
Tho lato rains have destroyed nearly
bno-half of tho grape crop ol Egg Harbor,
N. J, The manufacture of wine is tho prin
cipal Industry at this place.
Since tho Englishmen as well as Messrs.
JLorlllaril, James Gordon licnnott, etc., hare
found so much vlrtuo In llonEHT'a Holiaic
Powders, and have used it in such quanti
ties; all persons who are alive to their Inter
ests Eire It to their horse, whether runners,
trotters, or farm horses, It has a wonderful el
feet. 31.
Mothers don't fall to liavo Sines' lira rut
tbuv CoxtronsD on hand, lor the relief of
your littlo baby when attacked with nny
Bowel Complaint, It contains no Morphine,
nor Opium, yet Its soothing cllect will rIvo
the littlo sufferer so much relief that ho will
At once fall Into a' itentlo sleep, and irlvehls
inotneran opportunity to rcsi,ns wen as every
provoKeu oacneior oi ino nouic. e.
In the State of Now York thcro are over
3,000 acres of land devoted to raising peas
and beans for siod, 50 acres to flower seed?
and nearly 303 acres for vegetable seed
Tho number of beehives in this country
is estimated to 2,000,000, and tbe annual
product is set down as worth $14,000,000, or
$7 to tho hive. Tho beekeepers number
70,000.
Eu'troa fowls bjo said to'be very useful
in a garden. They destroy Insects of every
kind, ami do no damage by scratching up
or otherwise injuring (ho growing plants.
Arrangements are being inado for n
Beekeepers' Convention ot Toronto, on Sep
tember 15, 10 and 17, in connection with
tho great exhibition which is to bo held in
that city
Tho prido of tho larmer should bo in'
his fields. In their beauty, in their order,
in their product, ho should placo tho grati
fication of his humble and honorable ambi
tion. The Swiss aro thrifty farmers. Every
available foot of their land is mado to pro
duco some valuable crop. Somo of the
mountains, many hundred feet high, aro
green to tho Very lop.
Every student at tho Colorado Agricul
tural College is required to work two hours
dach day, fho maximum price paid per
hour being ten cents. The institution is
in a flourishing condition.
Wo were greatly amused somo clays since
by seeing one of our venerable citizens, who
bad been Lowed down with Hheumatlsin,
throw away his crutches and declare himself
Just as yuung as ho used to he, nnd now he Is
recommending liohert's Embrocation loevery
old lady in town. Great liniment that. 84.
Sines' Dysentery Compound. When ta
fccti according to directions, will Instantane
ously cure Cramps, Spasms, Sour Stomach,'
Heartburn, Diarrhoea, Dysentery, Colic, and
all otber bowel complaints. 3r.
We havo not only a greater variety ol
fruits fhan any other country, but our cli
mate gives them to us in succibsiou, which
adds greatly to their voluo and to tho com
fort and enjoyment of our people.
It has been found from analysis that
ton tons of small sugar beets, weighing one
and one-third pounds each, contained as
much colid matter as thirteen tons of beets,
weighing flvo and oni-half pounds each.
Bonedust is highly appreciated by tho
English as a fertilizer. They import largo
quantities of bones from Australia, and
whatever substance contains phosphate is
earnestly sought for cuiidiiiii; tho toil.
Asa rule, tho size ol the teed uillm
dicalo the depth to plant ii.siuriiug with the
smallest ut unw halt ol mi ineh, tuch a cele
ry, parsnips, ct",-whiii- us and bonus inuy
be put one and it half ttivK ijirp
It Is sad but true th it many children have
nllcrt untimely itraves h i.i'itU'ui ol tlieir
mothers tohavuSi.La rsmurol lAit, 11i.au
llODNDIind WlLtl I'llbltlU nil hand. l.tLTV
thougliilul mother ha. u LotUo tub 8. as n u'f
mo year lor immediate use. 1 4,
Travelers sliuuld .ilwius havo a small hot.
Ho of Sines' DykuiiTMiy rmiroi'Nii lor im
mediate relief iimui any 1'irnui i empl.ilntff,
guaranteed to turn. nptliefUuinacliaiuiice lu
&' healthy coudliioti. 31,
The J'ror . j .n , n
turkeys a . i m n, i i
pleaso:" but uu. tit.it it , u ,h.u j.i.u. i
always fe.'il litem u niliif" thai tiu- wuj
get lu the habii ol i.MiruiiDt u 'iiu . nlj I
to roost..
In all our planting ami cii.tipiu We
should remember Ihut our lartii is nurtuji
ital, and that increasing its productive
capacity means adding tu our puucipal,
while by reducing its fertility we takeaway
tbe means by which wo live.
TtOBKitT'B PotJirnv rowri:ni are guar
anteed to curel'oultry ofalldl.ea.es, II nnen
before .he lowls relu.e to eut. Sure cur fur
Cholera. We bare trleu it, ana udrlsa nil to
use tt. m.
It Is very discouraging to the Indu.tih.us
farmer's wile, us well us Toollih, to lime her
poultry to die Iroui (Jliolera or other ilKiMtc,
nueu sue cu uv) ui iieruruKglsi JlolIkltT
PouLTitr 1'owdku for 'Ji cents a package, and
guaranteed to cure 84,
Unless it is your intention to rait tho
roughbred fowls for the iuncy of grlling
juuey jintx-e iwr egg ami iowis, a general
mixture is tho most profitable for every-ilay
use, although not so sure to attain distiuc
tion in any one direction, -
A hogshead of rain water in which u
Quarter of a pound of ammonia and the
same weight of nitre are mixed constitutes
a splendid fertilizing liquid for strawberries.
Apply it twice oaeh week in the evening
from tho blossoming to the maturity of the
fruit.
Sundry fruit growers in the vecinity of
Bdttstown feel Inclined to blame the spar
rows with tbe failure of their gropestooome
to perfection. The plau of the sparrow
seems to be to pick a bole in tbegraiiewhen
tbe bee take possession and ooinpleten tbe
destruction.
A Wisconsin fanner twenty-three years
ago planted a piece of waste laud, unfit for
oaltivation with black walnut tres. Tho
trees are now from sixteen to twenty inches
through, and have tn sold for CTM.
Estne of our farmers talk of trying the ex -
.,., ., , i
perijjMBtcn wornout laud.
THIS AND THAT.
A littlo boy watching the progress of
chicken hatching, observed Just ns he saw a
Chick popping the shclli "I kno' whatyor
coming out that shell for. Jess cos ycr
'frald you'll be cooked, that's it, yer slimy
thing you."
It la said that St. Louts has the politest
lawyer in the country. A long and terrlfio
roll of thunder having stopped him in tho
midst of an address to the jury, on resum
ing bowed and courteously said: "Gentle
men, please' excuso this interruption!"
PUZZLE.
Weary mortals racked with pain,'
Ever seeking but In vain,
Sweet relief from mortal ills t
Try, I pray, West's Liver JHllt I
k as sure as morning's light
Cometh after shades of night,
O'er thy life, health's sun tlivino
Shall arise, In Joy to shine ;
Light and health, and Joy and mirth,
In sun-beams sparklo round thy hearth ;
Vital energy shall start,
E'en to muscle, brain and heart;
Rid the Liver of Its load,
Purify tho life, tbe blood,
Intercept disease and death,
Leaving fragrance on thy breath,
Lighten life of half its Ills,
Safo and potent LiYcf Pills.
Justice Wandall of New York fined
Martin Foley $10 for trying to murder Mrs.
Foley. If Martin had succeeded, tho cental
juslico wouli-probably bavo given him a
silver medal.-
Tho young physician returns from his
vacation to find his patients as lively as
crickets. He inwardly vows that ho will
stay at homo nnd attend to business hero
alter.
stop that counir.
BY UatXO Da. GERMAN'S COOOU AND CONSVMr-
ItON CURJt.
Warranted to give relief or money refunded.
READ TIIK FOLLOWINO LETTER WHICH SAYS !
Messrs. Howarth & Ballard.
Gentlemen: I take pleasure in recommen
ding Dr. German's Cough nnd Consumption
Cure, as I havo suffered with a severe cough
sinco last May. Havo used all kinds of
Couch Mixtures, but could cct no relief.
Mornings after getting up from my bed I
would bo so choked up that I could hardly
breathe: also frcaucntly vomited sevcicly.
A friend directed mo to uso Dr. German's
Cough and Consumption Cure. I did so,
but with littlo faith at tho time, but after
usinc I chanced my mind, nnd I can con
scicntiously 6ny, after takingonly one bottle
I did not only obtain relief but am not
troubled witn that lullncss In tho morning.
My cough lias stopped, nnd I can obtain n
good night's sleep Something not cnjnved
by mo for weeks before. Will closa bv av.
iug if this letter will hoof any benefit to
you, you may havo my consent to make it
puDitc. lours very rcsiiectruliy,
J. E. DOOSIIAEll,
171 Bleeckcr St., Utica.
Itemcmber after using J of a bottlo nnd
you aro not satisfied return tho bottlo nnd
get your money ns wo sell no cure, no pay,
prico 50 cents ana $1 tier bottlo. As wo are
authorized to sell on these terms. Agent for
jjeuigniuii nnu vicinity, a. j, uurilng.
Nov. 8 ly e. o. w.
A D'cadtvood miner played baso ball
with a can of nitro-glycerine, just to show
his companions that ho wasn't afraid of the
stuff. Tho only trace of him was a hole In
tho ground,
Fnntcsl Time, 2:11.
No horse has mano fast enough time but
what it will bo liable to bo beaten somo'tiine,
for Kendall's Spavin Curo is sure to limber
up the joints nud leave thousands of spav
ined horses as sound and limber as a colt,
and it has been used with such remarkable
results for every kind of blemish or lame
ness on beast or man.that every .person own
lug a horse with still' joints or any blemish,
should uso it. Head advertisement for Ken
dall's Spavin Cure,
An exchange says that tho son of tho
lato Tom Tsylor is u young man twenty-four.
Of course ho is; you couldu't say that ho
was an old man of twenty-four, could you?
TIioVolmlcllcUCu.,!iInrslinll,Mci.
Will send their celebrated Electro-Voltaic
Bolts to the afllicted upon 30 days trial.
Speedy cures cuarantcod. They mean what
they say. Writo to them Without delay.
nov.l2-ly.
An exchange ears: "Good wives arc
wonted in tha Northwest." Surely that is
not strange. Is thcro nny place Where they
aro not wanted?
Tho overage life of a farmer is sixty-six
years. At sixty-five ho may safely begin to
return borrowed tools, pay old debts, and
ask forgiveness for cheating In horso trades.
' -o
Thousands of soldiers nnd heirs nro en
titled to Pensions, with payment from date
of ilischargo or death, if implicit for before
JulV 1. 1HS0. Wound. nivMnntnl In.
jury or disease entitles to pension. Bounty
uuu uni-K piy collected. Incrcaso or Ten
sion secured. This firm established in 1SI10.
Adiltesi, enelosinj stamp, EDSOX BUOS ,
U. S. Chim Attorneys, 711 G Street, Wash
mgton. V. C (t
When a m.inag.ug editor has a prhato
telfpliono wire u hudi will persitl in loiiiiiu'
over one that i-oimeels with a eolileetioni-rV,
it is terribly diM'iiunigiii tn m II half a
ibwu times through th lube, "More eopy,"
and have the inileetiiuier's tiny um in rm-h
nun' witli n p.ekuge of lio.ii hound eun.ly.
flunking ynu called fur "hoar coll'ey."
Miliinioris Heat
relaxes tlio)leiii and remliTt us liable io
.ttlne! nl illarrllm-u,dy. ntare.l.l Iv-llnr
1 .i ni o .it,. ' i o i
I i neo i, nioly '.in e.i iii.m , h n ii i u
if vr H'pp,.ijiii,.lym.1 in.; .in I h
. ii'tni and phalli, in a iii p a, n -
n' 1 1 i i"i'i i iv i IniMC' tin.ulir
Hi I
i i a i tv( nihl
It'll .IlllliUt'Ol ulta.'K-
i-vi i
ti"llS'i,i'l'l fclliillill liOaillllilleil with H
Fift) cents by druggiM.
Hickory, dlcknry, duck,
Mabel had walked but ft block,
An tirunge-ieel
Under her lieel
Showed Hie red stripes in lier snek.
"Lisa Jane! Liza Janel" said tbo old
lady, "you take io every stitch of Hint
washini; to night, lor I 6eo by the. papers
there's thrco delegates at largo in- this par
ish!"
Vnlllii or I'lirn Willi) In McUiickK.
Tlio chief diilicullv with reliable wine
has been tlieir scarcity and exorbitant price,
uuv una nas wen removed by Iho tntroiluc
tiou of a Pure Native Wine, produced from
the Onorto grapo by Mr. Allred Sreer, of
New Jersey. W understand that lie has
submitted his wine to the test of many of
our eeieoraieit imysirians, ami ail concur in
us purity, nieiucinal properties unrt 6uiien
only to the best imported port Wine. Most
ot them prescribe it in cases ol' debilitv. af
fection tif the kidneys, and clironio com
plaints, requiring a tonic, sitdonfio or dlu
tio treatment. JZcamiiHr. For salo by Mi.
tuning.
In struggling to make a dull-brained
boy understand wbat conscience was,
Uorher finally asked, "What makes you
unoomrortable after you have done, wrong?'
"Father's leather strap," feolingly replied
tho bey.
A Fool Ouco fflore.
"For ten years my wire was conflnod to her
bed with such a complication of ailments that
no doe-uroould tell what was tho matter or
cure her.and I used up a small fortune In hum
bujlutl. six months ago I saw a U. H. Uau
with lie-. Hitters on It.aud I thouxht I would
I JfiffapfSS?. Z-rUSVllAftKaliV-?
' ,n ts now as well and strong as any man's
I wile, and It cost me only two dollars. Such
t,u , vtjt.u. w.,DtreIt, Mick-Free Prtii.
XNSURI3 TOUR 1,1 rU
in tub
National Initial Aid Association.
W- B. WARNER & CO'.
General Managers Eastern Department
29 & 30 Scott's Block, Erie, Pa.
4,010 CERTIFICATES
Issuan. Thoonlr safe ana rellahlo tnstltu
tlon that elves rou limnronce nf notnal cost.
No Mir plus divided among tbe officers or
irusiccs,
Buucllt ortlio Assurance.
ENDOWMENT' PLAN t
By paying one nnlfor membership fee of 110
anypcr.on, uialo or female, betwoen tbo nsree
oi nan iri vonrs. nuo hub h Hint ciues ueuiui
recoru, may reccivo a ccrtincato ot mcraeer.
snip as loiiuwa i
18 to 13-f 1 00 payable at death or at eiplra
tlonotssvcais.
3ato42-ll.oro-payablo at death or at cxpi
ration ot 20 years.
42 to 51 .LOOO-payablo at death or ejptra
tlon ot 13 years.
51 16 oo K.000 payable at death orexplra.
tion ot is years.
An assessment of one dollar nnnn each mom.
tier will bo inado alter each tloath. except when
there ta money enough in surplus fund to pay
BU1U U.UI1U.
-life rii;v.
Same fee and assessment as above except no
holder of a'TAfo Certlflcatn" will at any tlran
uo nnBcnscu io oar nu "I'jnuowmcnc ucruucaio"
maturlnie bv xeason ot expiration ol tcim ot
i euio.
I.lfo Certificates will bo Issncd as follows t
18 to 31 (5,000 At donth only.
an io iz rt.oci At oeatu oniy,
4J to t4 SLOW) At fleath onlr.
61 to 00 2,oue At death only.
OoodrOponlo:o AGENTS WANTED,
for circulars or information oil on or ad.
dress,
GEO. IV. KSCR,
General Afrent for Carbon, Monrnonml riko
cflunun. uounry jtuiiutngs; jiaucn uniinit,
Caition comity. I 'a. fcb. H.-tt.
CllArtLK' I.KNTZ. naent for Welssport
a an j ma uuu xiiiukiiu luwilzull'.
ISPJMJtc'S
PORT GRAPE WINE
Used In tho principal Churches for Commu.
nlon purposes.
EXCELLENT F'OIl LADIES AND
WEAKLY PERSONS AND
THE AGED.
Is 13 M tft9
WIID
Spccr's Port Grape Win! !
rOUtt TCAtl SOIiW,
rphli Cclebrotert Native Wine Is mado from
J- the Juice of the Oporto Grape raised in this
Country. Its Invalnablo
Tonic and btrengtlienlng Properties
nro linstirnapSQd la'nnv nllirv Vntlvn xtrln i,n.
lnetho pure lutoc of ttio (Irano, uio.luocd un
cti r ,M r. Mieei 'a own uCrHoual Mirenlsiou, it
nurlty anil Renuliieiio s nro (niaianteed. The
vounnoat clitld lnav paualtoot Its rencrius
qualltlea, anil iho weaken Inva Id n.n It to nil
,uui.uHi. ii io I'liiiiviimiiv uiucueiai to ino
iieea and Ccbihtateit. ami amtn.l inthnrnilmi.
alimentH th it hffeeifl t tin weaker hex. It is in
every respect A WINE TO HU ItlsLIEl) ON.
SPEEIt'S
The 1'. I. SllrrtllV U n Winn of Konorln,
Chiracter and partnkes ot tho rii Hen ima ltlcH
ot tlio crape from which It H mado. Tor l'nr .
tv. itlehuess, 1'lavor and MeJical rroperttcs, il
will bo tound unexcelled.
SPEEIt'S
This II RANDY stnnda linlli-nlri) lit thin
country, botnirfur sufcrtor for lotdiclnal pur
pose,
IT is AP0HE iiutiualt'.ii ficm iho prape
andconialns valuatilo uietllcMial propcitloi
ir haa do leaie ilavor. similar to lh.it ef tl.e
eraacs fiom winch u H ilt.'il'l d. and lain great
tavor amouR lll-st-elaH fanilllci.
Heo that tho tlgnaluio of ALFRED srEUll,
l'atsaic, .f. J., m over the corn of each bottle.
SOI.W BY PKUGCiESTS,
and by A. J. Dnrilnpr. O. f. Horn, Lehigh
mi. i.iiii . , xtuilb ui vui33IUl t.
I'lliiiiU-li stiatiln rllUoaii Ahiii ii n
With tho chills and" fever, tin leilm nfm,l.
rla may still recover by using till, celonrainl
spccUlc, which not only breaks up the most
auuravntcd attacks, but prevents thoir reeur.
rence. It Is Inltntirly preferable to quinine,
mi uiii, imuuu.u il uuus eiid iiunini. iiir iiinr,,
tlnirouKhly, but nlsa on account of Its porlect
w.wa..ti.ui,uro Hie. 111 , iuiU 11 II K OLIIUU UOOIl
the entire sy tern.
rorsaiu uyati nrujtirists and Dealers
generally.
PENSIONS . ,;vnv wound or lu
l uiloiuiMJ,luhl t.vm. ov accident.
or any dlsea.e eutillea ifeoldieref the latewt r
to a pensi.'ti. a I peiiKioas uy mo law of juuu
atv. isle beirni back atnilale of dmeliaiirii oi
doach of a Soulier. All entitled should ipplvat
uiii-i-, i iiifiiniiui wuu urn iiiiw uiiiH mil pen
felon are entitled to nil ineieami. HuMifr mill
wldowaot the war tif ibl:. and Hlosicau Maruri
eutltltvl io elisions. '1 bouaanda ate vet enti
tled to bountv hut don't kl Otf It. Fi'ixn lu nil
caaea only fjie.tiO. Bend Two staui'8 for new
lawa lilan. and Instructions to NAT. WAllD
P ITZdl'UAI.l), U. U. L'Ulll ATIOK.VKI-. llux
all. wusniugwn l.t'. dec.:7-tf.
To tho Worklne Class Wo are nowpiepar
ed to lumlsh all clasaea with enimtatn ntnulnv.
meat at home, tna whole ot the time or lor
tiielrsparo moment. llusmvMuew light and
piotltauie. I'eiSDuaof either ex mail y earn
f ruin aj ceata to tz pe r eveninv. and n propoi.
tloniUum bv Oevotinit their whole lluioto the
buvlnes.. llova auil ulrla eArn neailir a. muMi
aa lueu. That all who eo this lielioe may toua
their nddro.s. and tot tho business ne muku
iui. ouar i in sui-a ai are not wo.l sailnel,
we wilt send one dollar to pay for the trouble
ot writing, l'oll luiitlculara and outut ttee.
Aunreaa. ukuuuu buhho)! its co rort-
i.ikj; Aiuiue. wUiy itiyi.
PENSIONS"
procured for all ol
dlers dlaabled In the
IT. K. Kervlrn fiom aiiv
oauftes also for hotni ot deceased soldiers The
suKuiesi oi.aniiitv entities to ponsion. rtMi
alona Increased. 1 he law being mote liberal
now. thoaaanda aro entitled to higher rates.
Dountr and new dlscbatfrea proearoil. TbiMB
I uu mviu iiuuui, ni lu mwuitr uiiiiiiru lu Buy.
thins, should send two 3 oeut staiuna for our
I "Circalar of Iutorniatlon "
Addresa witn sfampi, srODDAHT 4 CO.,
Solicitors or Claim, and 1'atente, Itooia 9. tit,
I Cloud Building, WailUBjtton. I. '.
1 JulylJiul blOlDAJtT A CO.
a
JUMBLES.
A man over-boictll-The
editor.
Only a question of time
Asking the hour,
A two foot rule Don't
wear tight shoes.
The coroner as iv'ell as
the farmei makes hay when
the sun shines
The first river you come
to in Scotland they will tell
you is the Forth.
"Another man overboard,"
as tho landlady remarked when
the dead beat skipped on
faaturday night without pay
ing his week's board
Some are so enamored
with work that they will stand
and watch another labor, for
getting for hours all thoughts
ol sell m their enchantment.
io protect one's self
against the storms of passion
marriage with a good woman
is a harbor in tho tempest but
with a bad woman it proves a
tempest m the harbor
There is a vigilance and
judgment about trifles, which
men only get by living m a
crowd; and those arc the trifles
of detail, on which the success
of execution depends,
An Irishman, watching a
game of base-ball, was sent to
glass by a foul which strucl
him under the fifth rib. "A
fowl, was ut?
Becrorra. I
thought it was a mule."
A person is expected to
be thankful because ho enjoys
good health. Only a small
boy can enjoy bad health, and
then it must bo bad enough to
keep him out of school.
A catfish five feet long
was recently caught in the
Ulno Kivcr. How thankful
civilization ought to be that
the catfish, unlike the cat,
docs not get upon the back
fence and howl.
Has it ever occurcd to us,
when surrounded by sorrows,
that they may be sent to us
only for our instruction as
we darken the cages of birds
when we wish to teach them
to sing.
There is many a man in
the world who, like thc'Abbot
of Bamba, gives away for the
flArifl nl'lllC Cnill llllln 1 1 r nn.t'l
eat, and thinks it ought to be
counted in his favor on the
last day.
When you fail to do a
thing well it is never your
fault, of course, but the fault
of circumstances. The Spanish
hate a saying which corrobo
rates this statement : "Thr
archer that shoots ill has a lie
ready."
A Michigan farmer heard
that music would prevent bees
from stinging, nnd he too"khis
accordeon and went out and
sat down by the hive. Only
forty-four bees had got a show
at him when he jumped into
a lake.
Tbe Prince of W ales' two
sons aro somewhat lively.
While on a sea voyage recent
ly tho younger was hoard to
exclaim: "Come bub, tunc
up your fiddle and give us
God Dive your old grand
mother.' "
An American girl who
marries an Italian mnrqui6
gets on very well until hi-
Serene Highness bo-jins t
pend all her money and talk of
her father as 'ze shopkoopairc.'
I hen she fires up and gives
him a little -1th of July.
'Harvey Denton says that
it puzzles him how strange
men walk in houses and ab
stract fifty or a hundred
dollars from a bureau drawer.
He says he couldn't do it in
his own house, and he knows
every nook and corner in it.
On the cars a youthful
gummy prepares to light a big
cigar, and as he does so turns
to an old lady beside him and
says, kindly: "I hope you
don't object to my smoking
this, madam that it may not
make you sick?" "Not at all,
monsieur," replies tho lady,
politely, "but mayn't it you.?"
A Now England writer
is noted for neglect in his
nersonal appearancs. The
pight before Christmas a
gentloman spoke to a friend
of making tho author a pres
ent. "I want to get him
something that will keep,"
observed the gentleman. In
that case, I would suggest a
cake of soap," remarked the
inenil.
A IIW LIQUOB ST0EE
IN LEHIGHTON,
Mo S3. M 3D M. IL Si M 9
formorly of AIiLENTOWN, respectfully inform i tho Hotel Keopcrs and Cltltent generally
inai no uai upencu a iitv iaiiuuu atuiiK In lawcett's Building, nearly opposite tho
" Carbon House," on
BANK STREET, LEHIGHTON, Pa.,
with a full stocU of tho Choicest Brands of
IPte Wintsi
cosiruisiNO
Brandy, Whiskey, Gin, Ruin,
jluii,
to which ho invltos tho attention of purchasers.
Maylst,1880-yl
Brags and
The People's Drug &
If you want anything in tho
go to the Old and Reliable
lteber s Block, near tlio Post Office,
A. J. DUBLIN, Froprietol-,
Where von will find a full anil camploto stock of
Pure Drugs, Medicines, Chomieals, Perfumery, Soaps,
iii'iishos, Uoinbs, &c.
Lamps, Lanterns, Chimnoys, Burning & Lubricating Oils
A Complete Line of Druggists' Sundries.
Trusses, Supporters, and Shoulder Braces.
jfuro "Wines and Liquors
Sacramontal purposes.
Willi Paper and Borders, a s;reat variety.
Personal attention given to the compounding of Physi
cians and Family Prescriptions.
Estauusiied 18G7.J
LehlRhtou. NoveniUTS.
Ghaiaoers's Mmjd.mim.
I5Yols. 0 tcp 13,00!) jnges. Price during Junc$G.
Atnonir tio woinlct fill thiiiirs whleh havo been
" Literary Itcvolu.lon " 101 hops the most wonderful 1? tho reproduction or this great Kncyclo.
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cry. Vol. 10 will bo roidy Juno u Tho remaining volumes will he completed by October nxt.
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Work. of U-itito. tiansintotl t. Oary 40cnntR.
Work b of Vlrirtl, tinnslatciliv nr ucu 40 emits,
Tfco Kornu ol Mohamiuoil, Unfitted by Salo.
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Advonturea of Don Qulxoto, illus., SO conts.
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m r. ;7-14t.
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No Remedy known to tlio Medical Profession lias been in uso so long and yr lth such UnironruV
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ERillf ' VEGETABLE
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It lion ticcrt used with ctich wondcrfiil success lu all parts of tlio world In tho treatment of thesd
difficulties, that it has como to bo considered
AN UNFAILING CURE FOR ALL SUMMER COMPLAINTS
nnd such It really U -when taken In tlmo and according to tno very plain directions InclcAlng'
each bottlo.
In such diseases, tlio attack Is usually sudden and frequently very acute: ut rIUi a
safo rcmctly at liana lor Immediate use, tlicro U eeluoui anuger of tlio Xatal result
which so often follows a few days' neglect.
Tho Inclination to wait and seo If tho morrow doc3 not bring a better feeling, not Infrequently
occasions a vast amount of nccdlc&3 suffering, and somctiuica cosU a life A timely doso of
Tain Killer will almost Invariably eavo both, and with the in tho attendant doctor's fee.
it lias stood tho test of forty years constant mo la all countries and climates, and
is perfectly safe in any person's hands.
It U l-ccommcndcil by rhysiclans. Nurses in Hospitals, and persons of all clocscs and
professions who havo had opportunity for observing tho wonderful results which havo always
Sallowed IU use.
THE DEST EVIDENCE:
1 hive Iftnsr TtRoJ tho tnotllc!nrt Imrnm as TEKIIY
rjAVlb'VKOCTABLK PAIN KiLLTltinray family
nd woul J not on any account bo without it. Vhen
Cholera nas last opitlomio hero, I usod nomodldno
of ads sort but tho Tain Killer, and although myflelf
and soferal members of ray family were attacked
tererely, I am happy to eay that the Pafn Klllnr n a
eriaal to erery emerconcy, 1 consider I should not
bo dolns my duty to tha community did I not say
thli much. If I vrcro Attacked by tho Cholera
to-day. Pain Killer would be tho only remedy I
should ubo. I havo thoroughly tostod ft, and know
lv COu IHJ rwiufi n.
No family can afford to bo without It, and lu prico brings It within tho reach of all.
Tho uso of ono bottlo will go further to cnnvlnco you of its merits than columns of news
paper advertising. Try It, nnd you will never do without it.
I'xico 00c. and Si.oo per bottlo. You can obtain it at any drug-storo or from
PERRY DAVIS & SON, Proprlotoro, ProvlUonco, R. W
FOR GENERAL DEBILITY AND PURIFYING THE BLOOD.
Perfect! purines tho Blood, enriches the Blood, reddens the Blood, makes new
Blood, wonderfully Improves the Appetite, and changes the Constitution
suffering from Ceneral Debllltyjnto one of vigorous health.
Tlio best proof of lis wonderful clllcury 1. to bo obtained Ijy a trial, nnd that
Jlnijilo trial ttrongly eitulillalic. Its rcimtutlon with all.
A3" It 1 inoit nclrnlineiilly unil cli-enntly compouiidrd by IU nuthor and tolo
proprietor, W. ClIASIl'IOX JlltOU'MNfi, sr. I)., 1117 Arch hlnit, I'lillailelplilu,;
A recuUr frtdnat. of JedelMD Usd'ctl ColUfff. or rblUddpbU, . tboroufh Cbcmiit ao4 iklllful rotrmtcliU
Prico, 50c. and 91,00. Tor a!t by the Proprietor and all Druggists and Dealers In Medicine,
Bounty, Pay for llstlont, New and Honorable
DlKhargef, and Increased I'i'MIodi obtained.
New Law, Ulalier Katefl of Pension. The
sllKlitect Ultatilllty, irom wound, Injury or
dlMaie of any kind entitles )ou to a pension
Widows ami lielrs, fathers aud uiotuors aro
now entitled.
Land eases promptly settled. Patents ob
tained. All kluds of Kov.rmnent elaluis pros,
eeuted. Write atonoo lor now laws, blankf,
and Instructions, with two stamps. Addres.,
J. W. l-Ll-NNKU t CO., Luck ltox alt,
Washington, 11. U. augT-nt
$999
Can't be made by every arnt eyery
aioDtiiiQ ibe bumtw vro furDiiit
but tlidte wlliluiT to work nan eil-
y Mrn a Coa dollars a dav rigbt iu their mm
tocnillte. Have uo room lu esptaiu brt. Boa-tne-t
pl-rAauut aud bonurable. Wouieu aud
buy aud fitrts do aa well aa tucu. Wo will lur
utab you a coiupieM Oaint fret. M o will lor
xpue of ataitiUK you. rurUctiUti tree,
Writ and Bee, i-'ariucra and meobaotoa, tboir
aou and AauKbtcri. &uU till cIu-m-h Ui utt f
pay tno v,o feat huia; atuiuM wule toiw nud
leRm all nbnut tlie work nt mi. AsUiri'H-
'iUt l jfr co., Aucuoitt, MaUc JuJ.at'yl
ill Mf mm
uttwiij', -wiuuninigiiu, otu., ccc.j
Pilcca will lie the very Lowest for
Hi E. UOIII.EN.
Medicines ! !
Family Medicine Store.
Drug lino at bottom prices,
Drug Store, in Dr. N. B.
of all kinds for Medicinal and
A. J. DURLING.
cccomiitinhed for lorern of iranii lmnka hv Hi
$0 00,
nro Cdttcroil. tlin crrpntnr 1 thnip innnnnnn In
tho first 15 vohniici of our "Library of Useful
to in themselveB, will bo sold sopanitoly when
Ptoiles nnd Dn'l-vK br E. T. Alden, lllns., 60 cts.
Ao:no Llbrarv of Modern Classics, 6J cents.
American ratiiotlun fin cents.
Pnino'- Jlistorv of KupiNh Llteraturc,73 cents.
Cecl.'a ttoolcof Nituial History, tU
Pictorial Ilandy Li 3 icon, ?5 cents.
S-iyintsH. uy uutlior rf bparrowprass Tapers.
60 cents.
Mrs. lletcnn8 1'ooiical Works, CO cents.
ICltto'ri Cyclopaedia of Dib Mc, a vo.s., 2.
H'dlin-a Ancient IlmoTr. 2,C5.
Smith's Dicuonnfv ol tho 11IM6. lllu, W cents.
Woikstnf riaviu- Jopcplmn f2.
Comic Hist , oi ttio IJ. s.. Hopkins illun.. 60 cts.
tloiiltb by K-roiclse, Dr. Geo. Jl. Tayioi4 cts.
tlealtli for Woman, Dr. Oeo. II. Taylor. )" cts.
Libra r i Mapazine, 10 cents a Ho. 81 p year.
Morary W aaaziue, bouihl volumos, t0 cents.
Leavoa tioni tbo Diary of an old lawyer. ?1
l'.acli of tho ab'ivo bound in clotti. If by mail,
post mro extra. Most of tbo books nitsalo pub.
lifchfd iu lino cditioud-ajid lino bindluf;3,at high,
er pnCo-.
sent freo on renuot
loiter, or by l'.xprcss. Tractions cf ono dollar
Tribune llulldllig, New York.
Jfesirs. PETtllY DAVI3 & SON:
I know voa need tin IfKtlmonliil fo ermvlnee nm
that your medicino la all that you claim for it. but I
cannot restrain tho lmpnlro to communicate to you
the fact that in my family it has truly dona wonders.
I administer it to my children (one eighteen months,
and the other thrco year old) with perfect success;
it regulates their bowels, and stops all diarrhoea.
Myself and wlfo resort to it In all esses, both for
Internal and external nse. I've utwxl It In my family
for five years, and teill not be without It, 1'eelina
myself under much obligation to you, In many timed
being rtl ered from pain. 1 am very truly yours,
J "r. MOORE, baagail, Datchess Oa, JToiv York.
MONEYS
bo iug made taster than
lUOM ut worn: lor ua.
tuner iex can
make (tlS n week la tlieir own towns, it ttier
am wllline Io wolk. No link, ft outfit frte.
Auroue o in run tbo liusineu Capital not re.
onireit. All WBo eimaKe iirosper Noonetalla.
f'aniciilan Irej. Addres, If. UAI.Lm r it
CO.. 1'ort.uuti, Maine, July lOyl
PAMPAinN ..BADGES,
nm I ni vii hfi
KLAGS, Ac, ic, Ac.
IleautUul Camiialga Badxu 9I tbo ltepubtl
oau and l)i ntuerailu camllilatee,
UAltHELU An HANCOCK
uu I In "
Cor talrlnar lit- like rholnrraiiha of tbe Candl.
dmi r encu'ril In iri liv MlnlaiureOilt Frame.
HL nlnioi atiaeliinKtoeuatorToat, Active
acri u e.u make 110 a day tellluir tbero, and
euv audoouuiryuierobauleoau mate a band.
n, a nmllt 1'rlAM II. rAiilH MuOlli 2 for 15 Oeuta
i" (or v oauu, or 100 lor H 60. Pbutngrapbs
aauepilee aa Uadgea. Cruroa Portrait on
tloltxl elate paper llerolo alze 13 by So, for 33
ctma. Flaa.ut all altea. kinds and prices Now
u tli i- Ilarv at time for ageuta and dealers.
l-cutl!01 bHMililia anil inn iwruru H. 10
t m MASL'l Ai TL'lttNO CO.
Julvi 1 1 j usi-uutbar.dHt , l'lttsbnct, Pa
CARBON ADVOCATE
rLAIN AtjD FANCY
BOOK i JOB PRINTIEHOUSE
DANKWAV, a short distance above
tlio Lohlgh Valley Hit. Depot,
XidiiglttoM, lcnna.
Wo arc now fally prcpaf cd to csccuto OTcry
deiirlptlon of fcltlNTINO , from a
Visititig Cat fl to a Large Foster !
POSTERS,
HANDBILLS,
DODQEHS,
OIKOUtiAHSi
SMIPPINO TAOS,
CAItDS,
BILIi HEADS,
iETTEK HEADS;
rOTE HEADS,
ENVELOPES
STATEMENTS,
PHOURAMMES,'
PAMPIIl-ETS,
&c, Sto;, In the Beit Mdnner,'
At Reasonable Prices!
We aro prepared to do wori at ai low rates
as any office la tbe country that dealt
Honettly with their Patrons.
Cfap, Prompt ai Reliable, "
13 OUR MOTTO;
S- Order by Mall wllf bo preiiptly filled
at lowest rates, ana satisfaction guaranteed.
THE
METALLIC BINDER !
We hare tfiu eiclnslte'llght toi
CARBON COUNTY,
rolt
Reyeoi'' Metallic Book-BMer,
The cheapest,- fees and
most substantial yet
introduced for
Bind'ng.
RECEIPT BOOKS.
CHECK BOOKS,
ORDER BOOKS, &c
fall and see them at tbe
CARBON ADVOCATE OFFICE,
BANKWAY,
Lchighton, Pa. j
iilAAAt aAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAftA
DR. CROOK'S
Cures Thousands Yearly.
A POSITIVE CURE
son
C0UOHS, COLDS, and
CONSUMPTION,
ALSO,
Tho Best of TOnics,
CURES DYSPEPSIA,
Restores the Appetite,
Aids Digestion,
Strengthens the Systera,
Restores the Weak and
I)ehllitated
Inrlgorates tbe LIVIB,
. nod at the same time
AOTU on the
. KIDNEYS AND BOWELS
restoring them to healthy action, health and
strength follow from Ha ne.
TholjEAKaiidDELICATEsnftcrlnirfromins'J
0FAPPETITE,INVAllDSandpersonsrecOTerlng
front sickness wllrfind It the remedy they heed
iu dlii;ukiiii;ii iimiu. . ,
A trial of H will proro Ml wo claim. Ask yemr
drucRletfor DR. CROOK'S WINE OFTAR. Take
no oilier. I or salo by all druggists at One Dol
lar a bottle
IT 13 THE LEADING REMEDY FOR
ALL THROAT AND I.UNQ COMPLAINTS.
8. K. SMITH & CO., Proprs-,
Successors to Oliver Crook & Co.,
Dayton. Ohio.
A Tiottlo contains 18 times ns much as any is
Gem preparauun. i I I. u n to.
DR.). KRAMER'S GERMAN EYE
SALVE is ft positive curo for
weak and diseased eves. BATE
AND RELIABLE. Ncverfalls
Inmmnnvriuinr .nr. .toi
nnd no remedy is so lmmedl
ato In lta effects. Prico 23 cents n box. should
your druggist not liave It. on receipt of 83 ceuta
(or postago stamps) wo vlU scud you a box Ireo
of expense.
S. N. SMITH & CO., Prop.,
Dayton, O.
rTTTTTTTTTT'ttTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT'S
ctoGlLS.ENCYCLOPEDIA
HOW TO BEfcSJnTarM'i:
YOUR OWN S5tetwfiW
V . b7J,1 Great Bucccsi. Oneaccnt
LAVYEE? EoMCOOinone townran
. .. ? R ollicrlSSin 3d dayi, tn
oiher 75 in 13 dnys. gives t n ttm Its coat, and
everybody vnnts it. end or circulnrsand terusf
Also Ucncrol Agents WantcJ. AU-.trcbS
P. W. ZIUGLEK & CO., 1,000 Arch St.. IWa, Pa.
iTfitnnil Host MctUcIno ptct intde.1
A rnmlilnnllnn nt llnni. tlm-ltn. Hf n niltm lri
und Dmulrlinti. Mtli nil tlio best and most cum
live pro pcrMt-ft of nllotlterlJItt-Tarmkea theprrat
c?t Hloofl I'ui'lflrv, lii-MM'Urfftilntor.aiidlJfo
and UcalUi Ilo&toring Ai?cntou earth.
Nro tliprafdoriU hpnlth cm lotlbly lonor cxUt
-.rlirro lion Illf ttra urn usM. Erf VArled and fierfeet
-aro their opcrntlons.
3 Thtr trim V.fr nn t trlwn in ft, (tii1 SMarl Inftr-n.
To nil wliriart ni-rinltivtm nla cumin trrr?nlrirltT nfl
tho bowels or urinary oipans, or who rcqnirc anAp
pc'ipr.TonloftndnindHtinulant, Hop liltters aro
Invaluable, witlictit Intoxlcntlnc
Ko mfittpr whnt vnTif f pnlltitrfi nr KvmTifftnii flfe.-
whit tho (liFeano or nilrnpnt in, upo Hop JUttrr
Don't wait until you aro eiclc.tmt If joti only foct
.bid or miserable. uo tha JUttcrs nt once. It nny
sjc your inc. unao eavca iiunurras.
MCO will bo paid for n cano thrv win tint nirf or
it In. l)n not. iciiiTrr r.nr rt. vnur fi trnda suffer 'but
3U30 and urge tin m to leg Hop Ulttcis.
itcincmuer.iiopiiitteraisnoviic.unipifca.aninK-i
cn nostrum, butt hol'iircRt nnd Bo8tWcdlcinn ever
macir;the "invnlldfl 1'iieiirtnnil llopo," ana
no person or family should bo without them.
fief ni:inTiin:nv.
Hllop Cocalt Cui:k In tho owectcst. scfcfit an d beat
jvk cnnuren.
Ono Hop Pati fof 'etomach,tiep find Kidneys li
n. I. C. Is nn nbsoiutfl nnd Irrealstablo euro for
DrunUenncss, use cf opium, tobacco und narotlcs.
All lol.l by dmr-LU HonrjIttmTr-r. Co, HotliCiUnN. Tt.A
V EsnforClrctl-ir. t
STCIS INTERESTS VOUt
WW
mm
mm
trim is est rtizciJ.i' .yf.ifij.ji
For Oils')' ii Eeti:i-
YOU CAN SNU A TOSTAt. CARD IO TBI
A. B. 0HAS3 Or.SA:T CSKPAI
NORt-r.truK, okio,
and receive trfir II uitrjted Catalogue, Clrculir rnt
Testimoniiils. sliuwing liuw die CAS and 11U r.uU t
BEST OKAS,T la tUv tVOCI."
Manv ixilet cf HXr-nMLKNOK over ." I "
OTISs'lES. We cm t particiiljiize lierf, 1 u .
ay, if you w.if t an Intrumci.t fi.r your own li
u ant nothing but
OEJR OlltiATJl
If yotiwant OriraiM tT sell a ain, there rf"
tin! fell o i .-il. i r i I t itl'fUctl '
are told. ST'fJ A V " "5'.
A. Ei. CBa.if-:: -.'.
h'u::vAi.:.,
catarrh:
Antbmst nnd ltronchltl
curM At TiriTr nwn homa br
II-aVOMVrt IMIALKMV
aiivNiiDirvftporuucen aireoc
;to the disease. A relUtla
'ircatin"t HaUifctionrutr-
'ii-atril. Ilonm Trfnlmiinh'
iPTflt Alt trill, tn rotiirliAel nrl
moDtr rcfundrd If not entlfi
lisn. lV.r full Infirmatlnn
b.W.Cor.lOlU & AxtL, fUlxr.
2..l.ov
THE
Cleveland Co-Operative Stove Co,
CLEVELAND, OHIO, CHICAGO, ILL.
ST. LOUIS, 310., ST. l'AUL, MINN,
Tie most Eiteisire Minifactureri of
STOVES AND HOLLOW WARE
IN TUB
UNITED STATES.-
mi
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ii
MM
1 -ffsF
"Employ no Travcllns Salramcn, aad
sell for caali lualdo 30 day, hence have no
bad dtiblu and can site to their customers la the
way of low prices an amouat equal to the saving thus
effcttcJ, uhkh experience has shown lo be full J Ir
cent. Style and finuh of work uauupused. Perfcc.
tlon of operation guaranteed of every stove manufac
tured by thU Company. Their line of Cook aad
Healing Stoves for every kind of fuel it unequaled in
eitent and tariety, and their Daw Burners for either
lord w left coal are the mart perfect yet produced.
Aak jour dealer for Slove. of tuty
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