The Carbon advocate. (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, August 07, 1880, Image 4

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FARMERS' COLUMN
I'AltJI NO'I'DS.
England j'liiil Ciormany $15,000,000 lor
yolntocs.
Store tobacco bits been planted In Tenn
Cvlvdnta this yenr than over before.
-But few of the liuslna nttall, which
were released in Ohester count; last sum
ruer, have t ince been seen.
Siiies' DvnctiTEiiTCoMrooso. AVhenta.
kcnncconllnir to directions, nil! InMnntane-
sty enro f ttlmiis, Spasms, SourHtomacli
jloiinburii, uiamiuua, uBi'iuti, yuuc, nu1
all other towel complaints. H.
A widow woman In Macon, Ga., sells
ejinua'ly $500 worth of vegetables of her
owit raising from half an aero of ground,
"-During Ibo fast fifteen mouths about
10,$00,)00 acres of Government land were
.unilcr the homestead laws a more
Ibna usually hcayy amount.
, At a recent farmers' meeting a speaker
gave a recipe for making farming par, as
follows: "Ilavo but one business, and get up
la the morning and see to it yourself."
A Western correspondent recommends
,ltroscno oil as a means nf ridding entile
of grubs. Two 6r three applications will bp
.enough, and it should not bo used too lav
Wily
Grasshoppers devoured on acre of lobar
co Tor a Imneaster tanner, leaving nothing
but baro stalks, which he has ploughed
under with tlio mental vow he will raiso nn
moro of the vilo weed.
It Is sad tut truellmt many children liavo
'filled nntlincly urates by neglect or tlielr
mothers loli.ivoSlNfs'Svnunuf I An, IIuah
noONDnn.l Wil.t L'ntiiiiv on Iiond. I-.vcry
ithouicutlul mother has n bottle this season of
ttue'juur ior iiuineuituo use. U4
The tobacco crop in the Connecticut Val
ley is reported to be doing finely. Frequent
rains since tho first of Juno havo helped the
setting oftlio p!ant3,nnd the worms thus far
ere not very troublesome,
Tho nmbcr sugar cane.which has creat
cd so much interest in the tioulli and South'
west as being earlier and of superior quail'
ty originated from a single seed found In a
Ivt.puroliascd In Paris In I SCO.
An enterprising woman in New Orleans
has experimented successfully in silk cul
turc. She last year raised over 2,000 fine
cocoons, and will this year cngago much
more extensively in the business.
RonKnT'B I'orLTRY I'ownrcna are cuar.
nnteod to cure lViultrr or all diseases, ITnlvon
heturo iho fowls rcluc to eat. Sure cure for
Cholera. Wo hare trieu It, and adrlso all to
uao lu 34.
Borne ono has recommended the pig os
just the creature to work upon tho compost
heap and keep it thoroughly' stirred up by
frequent rooting for stray cars of corn that
are purposely placed in tho heap.
Harvest sermons are preached on Sun
day in the interior of tho Stutc,whon thanks
are returned for the bountiful harvests,
Upon theso occasions tho churches ore or
namented with wheat sheaves and all fruits
in season.
A certificate has been made out bv the
Tresijcnt of tho Montana Territorial Fair
Association that James L. lloy,of Lewis, in
Clarke county, that Territory, was awnrdol
first premium for tho best aero of wheat, be
ing 102 bushels to tho acre.
ILIsvcry discouraging to Iho Industrious
farmer's wile, as well as loollsh, to have Ikt
luultry to die lrom Cholera or uttier dUcasc,
whon she can buy ol herdruKlst JtouKitT's
l'ooLTiiv I'owduii for 2j cents u package.aml
KUarautccd to euro. -jl.
One of tho most successful f.irmers in
tho country gives tho following insight into
the secret of his success: "In winter I diaw
a plan fur tho next year's operations; I spend
ao time In grog sho)s,nor in whining about
tho business of funning; I read all I can and
endeavor to get the best ideas."
-A quick and effectual method to destroy
plantain and other weed posts on lawns is
to cut the plant ofl at tho crown, and ilroi
on tho'.top of tho root two or three drops of
Kerosene oil. The lawn will not bo defaced
by digging, and the work is at onco and
completely done; the root dies os surely
if struck bv llehtnln.
Wo wcro greatly amused somo days since
by seeing one or our vcnerublo citizens, who
Tlltfl lu.i(l 1.1111,1 .ln.in .il.l 1,1.... ...
throw away hli crutches and declare himself
juv & young ub no usni 10 oe. mm now ho Is
-Wash, your horses and cattle occasional
ly in this weather with carbolic soan: tin
ilies. aro not partial to it, and will trouble
your animals much less. Also, don't be to.
particular to sweep down tho spider webs in
hfr t.imittnttAn tn Kiln . .. I
tII is .well known that bulter,creain,mil
n mouldy rooms or placed where thero ai.
ur IIUUIU3. urumnurc vprrin luoa citi.i, ...
mlons, cabbago and turnips; or smoked fisl,
i. . - i . . i , . . . - .
lilng of strong odor, lest they lose theii
ftvnr.
Since tho Englishmen as well as aipjr
rlilard. Jaiuci Uordon llt-nnctt. .. i, , .
own k as, and have used It in such quuini.
les; all persons who are allvu to tbclr Inter
ns Live It to their hones, whether runners
rotters, or farm horses, It has a uouderlul el-
wTlio largest cotton-seed oil mill in tht
utiea hiales Is being erected in Litth
AyV Tl.i I, nil. 11. 1. ni I-..-, I... c.
-, .... vu.t.oi.Q ,a uuu lie, uy on
'machinery will be ruu by u 350 horse
owe; Allls Curlta engine. There will bt
velvo stands of prcKos, with four presses in
iQh stand, having a capacity of using 301
v. wiwu dkim jicr uav. i no uorua will
nploy when completed, C50 mctf in the
--It has been decided at tho Eneliili War
cent operations at the Capo shall be of tin
me design ns that issued for tho Kalllr
-Each English naval oadet cos'j his
untry $1250 a year.
-Doctors are llko verbs. They are reeu-
-Tli.,1..... IT . r.t .
I Church, since his elevation to the bish--rio,
has received from two institutions the
ry Inlvcrslty.
vv.,uuu -jium roris sel-
nmoin a campaign." This is true, but
s because, as a rule, so few of them ore
ot bunts DVHEhTiiiiv DourouMi lor Im
lla e relief from any Itowel Cuiniilalnts.'
eailhy (oadlllon. 31,
. ...... .-,,, AuuHjj t,u (ut.
rs, f, 11 at Treason during Sunday 'and
adny 1 t
Jl ti-rs don't fall to IisvuSinw' Dvenx.
1 11 hi'ul'mi uu imnn, tor lite rllf of
i.i 11 1. lot- Ulna alUrKa.1 wltti any
' 1 i-oL'aii.s u' Morihliie.
iiiiitifng ilticl will g!v
' orh rillfl Hint lie will
' 'il'e sli'f p hu i . It'
' ' . 1 riv ,i,uo,i,
tu i ...
'j ins a iv n that.
"Kow this Is what I call business," re'
marked an undertaker, as an unfortunate
gentleman stepped into his store and died
ACROSTIC.
Would'st thou my friend good health enjoy
iiacn day ana nour your umo employ
Secure rcjwso from sickness, ills,
Tills thou can'st do take Liver Pills;
A- dost thou suffer from disease
Caused by exposure, diet ! these,
Or other ills, whata'er their name,
Submit nt once, and leavo the frame,
Llko shadows darting o'er the hills,
In terror flco from Xnm Pills.
Vice-like although they've clung for years,
Encouraged boj nor yield to fears,
lleposo in quiot, health's bright rills
Pcisuo the pathway of theso I'ills.
In childhood, youth, and in old age,
Let cheerful thoughts thy mind engage.
Let others suffer fovers, chills,
Suro thou art free with Liver Fills.
"How dare you say 'catnn' beforo me?"
severely Inquired a clergyman of a loafer.
"How did I know you wanted to eay 'damn'
first?" retorted tho bad man.
Consllliiixloii Cured.
An old physician, retired from, practice,
nmi piaccu in ins nanus by an J.asi inula
missionary the formula of a simple vegelablo
remedy for the speedy and permanent cure
for Consumption, Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asth
ma, and nil Throat and Lung Affections, also
a iKisilivo and radical euro lor Nervous Do
bility and all Nervous Complaints, after hav
ing tested IU wonderful Vuratlvo jiowcrs in
thoussnds of cases, has felt it his duty to
make it known to hlssufl'ering fellows. Act
uated by this motivo and a desire to relievo
human suflering, I will send free of clrarge
to all who desire it, this recipe, In German,
Kieneh or English, with full directions for
preparing mid using. Sent by mall by ad
dressing with stamp, namingthis paper, W.
W Siikrar, 149 Powers' Block, Rochester
N. Y. 12.0.0.W.
Youns Farmer "Aro you fond of
beasts, Miss Gushcrton ?" Miss Gusherton
"Oil, really, Mr. l'awker, If you mean that
as a declaration, you must speak to mam
ma." Plcnse Stop Coughing.
Some people say, "I have not got tho Con
sumption." That may be, but if you don't
stop that Cough the tlmo will cotno when
you will wish you had. If you havo weak
lungs, n cough or consumption In its mild
form, orasthmn, go at 01100 and buy n bottle
of Dr. German's Cough and Consumption
Cure; and if, after taking two-thirds of the
bottle, you reccivo no benefit, please return
the bottle, and get your mone, as we sell
no cure, no pay. Mothers give it to your
children no morphine or opium. Price 50
cents and $1. Agent for Lebighton, A. J.
Darling.
Stop that Tootlinclie.
King's Magic Toothache Cure, stops tooth
ache in fivo minutes or money refunded
Price 25 cents. For sale by A." J. Durling,
Lchighton.
f.nillca' IVhy Suffer T
When Dr. Marchisi's Uterine Calholicon
will positively cure lemalo weakness, audi
as falling of tho womb, whites, chronic 111
llammation or Ulceration of tho womb, in
cidental Hemorrhage or Hooding, painful
suppressed and irregular Jlenstnration, .It,
An old and reliablo remedy. Scud postal
card for a pamphlet, witli treatment, cures
and certificates from physicians and patients
to Hnwarlli & Ballard, Utiea, N. Y. Sold
by nil Druggists and by A. J. Durling, Lo
Inghtcu 1.50 per bottle. nov8-yl e.o.w.
Ladies aro liko watches prjtty cnougl
to look at; sweet faces and delicate hands,
but somewhat difficult to "regulate" after
they are set a-going.
-Thousands of soldiers and heirs aro cn
titled to Pensions, witli payment from dati
of dischargoor death, If applied for before
July 1, 18S0. Wound, accidental in
jury or disease entitles to pension. Bount
unit buck pay collected. Increase of PcrP
slim secured. Tins firm established in 1SG0
Address, enclosing stamp, EDSON DUOS
V. 3. Claim Attorneys, 711 G Street," Wash
ington, D. C. tf
A clock was on exhibition which fired
off a pistol hourly. Tho exhibitor, on beinp
questioned as lo itsobject.replied that itwui
to kill time.
I'liuVolinicltrlt Cilarslmll,llcli
Will send their celebrated Electro-Voltaii
Hells to tho afflicted "Don 30 davs trial
Speedy cures i;uarantecd. They mean whn
they say. Writo to them without delay
nov.l2-ly.
"Ice water coolers'' aro advertised, bu
why siiould any ono wont an ico wain
cooler J Ico water Is cool enough, Wha
iho people want in summer is a warm watei
cooler.
Cltl.AT iiistiii:ss
is often suddeuly experienced from nn nttae'
of cramp in tlio stoiiiaclcolic or oilier pain
lul iiHcrtions for tho relief of which nothin
s superior to Dr. Pierce s Comiioiinil Ex
tract of Smart Weed, or Wator-Popier,coni
piunueii iroin ine ucst r rencii urandy, j
moica Eincor. smart-weed, or water nomn'i
and nninlynagums. For diarrhasa, dysen
lery, bloody lliix,cholera-morbus, Its warm
ing, cnntliing astringent and healing projwr
lies render il a perlect specific, un?uruis'
ns an annilyue nmi stimulating embrocitioi
ir iinimeut. BliouM bokeptin every faun
y. Sold by druggists nt fifty cents.
The Hcv. J. A. Spurgenn, brother to Mr
'. It. Bpurgcon, is a fortunate erson. Hi
as just become entitled ton legacy amount
ngtoi75,b00, bequeathed to him by a mem
jcrofhis former congregation.
"Feller epoko disrespectfully of mv sistiM
said he'd bet she was cross-eyed, ami I sail
i in. - is your sister crnss-evciU" aske.
he reporter. "Hain't got no sfter. It wa
lie principle nf the thlm? what I fat IIM,.,,
. , -a O - -
for.
A Xl'Ku Ui'iicon,
"Deacon Wilder, I want you to tell in
llow Villi kept vntlrspir mnl fH.tillv ivall il.
past 6eason, when nil the rest of us hay
'cn sick so niuchand have had tho doctor
visiting us sn often,"
"IJlO. TdVllir. tllfl ntlNU-PF in Vlrv ,n
uaeil Hop Ihtters lu time; kept my famil
well anil saved the doctor bills. Three dol
Ian worth of it kept-us wlII. ami nhln i.
work all the time. I'll warrant it I ins nii.1
you and the neighliors rtfleortwo hundrei
loiiars apiece to keep sick the same time."
"Deacon. I'll use vour meilirinn tipr
after."
Itev. Mr. Pogson, of Bridgeport, is tin
father of a boy who will probably distlngulsl
himself. Tlio eveninj before the last circu
that city the reverend gentleman wf
talking to his son about Iho beauty of Heav-
wlien the child suddenly obseived.
"Papa, let's drop Heaven and talk circus."
Hi nt mnl Slckuckk.
During tho hot and sultrv weather nn nn
usual amount of sickness prevail, inrrn
eoinmuniiy, csiiecially among females uim
children, caused by (ho fermcnllnz iiuas-
na gas or mtrogenious matter floating ii.
ho air, arisiui; lrom ilijivinp vpir,intw,
This bad uir airecls everything wo cat, anil
engenders In it a seinl-fermcntation, which,
when taken lu tho system is like leaven,
and operates on the whole, starting in the
bowels and soon producing a violent lermcu
tat ion, causing diarrhoja and dyssentcry. Il
has been found that tho use of Bieer'8olil
Port Grapo Wine, l Now Jersey, has an ex
traonllnary effect in checking this fenneii-
lauon ami restoring tho system to Its origi
n il strength and viijor. Invalids and de
bilitated persons havo found it tho most nu
ir tious and strengthening tonic in the mar
ket, and the greatost help in resisting the
wimousoH'ocU of tho vitiatod atmosphere.
The wine, su long ostablishe.1, has beimv
iho sUndard wine upon which physician
rely as the most rieli in bodv and gvnuinr
in obaraoter, containing the'great amounl
of tnKlloiual propwtlas with the least intox
Illne o,ulitie. Speer's vineyards produce
n Urjcr yield this yr than usual, and he
has redueed th prhwufhis wine an that am
pi'ivou W urk-hbn It .i ili.glrU HI l
li Ix.tllo. Nuuu of this iTiiiii ia boi'k'd uu
'il il is f.Mir ejrs ulij (juiitu. vr ku;,.
-lNSUIlU YOUR L1FK-
National Mutual Aid Association.
W. B- WARNER & CO ,
General Managers Eastern Department
20 k 30 Scott's Block, Erie, Pa.
4,010 CERTIFICATES
InPUF.n. Thoonlr eofo and reliablo Institu
tion Ihnt elve ton Insurance nf actual coat.
No Mir pi us divided among tho oQcers or
irusiecs.
II cue fit of the Assnraiicc.
ENDOWMENT PLAN I
Br paying one nnlfor membership fceoftlO
oiiy person, male or f em tile, between the ape
01 11 ouu wt y t'Hrn. wiiu una a mnv vissa ucjiiii
rpeoro, may receive a eoroucaio ot memoer
snip as loiiowai
IS to 00 ray a bio At death or at exptra.
30 to42-$l.O(0 pnxablo at death or at expl
ration of 20 years,
42 to w $ ,1,000 -payable at death or explra
iiou oi m years.
SI to 0012 000 payable at death or expire-
iiuu vi j j years.
An nwesBracnt nf one dollar tinon encli mem
ber will be mndo niter each rteath, cxcoj't when
therein money enough lu enrplus lumltopay
cum ciuiui,
Borne tee nnd assessment tit Above exeeot no
holder pi a "Iiiro Certlflcatw" will nt wiy tinii
be assessed to oav nu "Kutlowmp.nt t'ertitlcatu'
inn t urine by icaeon ot expiration ot teini of
I'Ulli,
I-lfo Certificates will bo Issued as follows i
18 to 3-1..... 13,00" Atdeithonlr,
3 ) lo 42 M.'HO At death ouiv.
4 J to 54 &f,0C0..i ...At dctitli omy.
xow tv.u- u .....Aturniiioniy
Good roponnlb'e AGENTS WANTED.
Forcirculurs or lnforuintlon cill on or ad-
areas,
0120. W. ESCU,
(Ion oral Agent for rarbon, Monroe and Tike
Caibon county i'n. feb. H.-tf,
CHARLIES TjKNTZ, aaent for Wclssport
I'tlliywilOUIIU JL'IHUKIIU lOWUEl'li'.
sri;i:cts
PORT GRAPE WINE
Used In the principal Chuiclieslor Comtuu
nlon purpose.
EXCELLENT FOR LADIES AND
WEAKLY PERSONS AND
THE AGED.
iQ m js in?
Specr's Port Grapo Win
FOUR YEAK SOLD.
mbls Celelirateil Natlva Wine Is made from
A tin.- Julco c.f tlio Oporto Urapo.ralsed In this
(juuuuy. us invaiiiaoio
Tonic and (strengthening Propprtles
iro iinsiirpasseil by any other Native Wine. he.
iiih iiiu I'm' - iuiuc ui liiu liraiu, piofiucco un
ii r .Mr. Mieei's own personal fupervlsion.it
niirlty nmi ccnulneiio.a ure ininintiiri.il. ti.
vounmesi child may pat take ot Us pciienus
qualities, am' Iho weakest luva hl use It to nil
antiigo. It la particularly beneficial to the
eo mid oebtlitnti'il, anil buUpo to the vailons
nuuiL-uin mil uiiu-ih nil WraitCrSfiX. it Hill
yen- resiicct A WINK TO BK tttLIED ON.
SPEER'S
Jo lierry9
Tho P. J. HltEttnv Is a Wine of Snperlor
hmcter nnu partnkes of Iho bo den oui'ttlcj-
if the crape from which It i mndo. Fur Pur -v,
lliclinrss. Flavor and Mahcal rropcrtles, It
will be lound nncxcollert.
SPEEll'S
This nitANDV stands unrivaled m tlil
onntry, beinir far Bupenor for medicinal pur
:08es, ,
IT IS A PUItK illstlllatlSii from the crape
mil conlnlns yaluatile medicinal propeitles
I haa dollcnie flavor similar tn that of IN
riiDesfinm which ins illetlih d. and Is in crcai
ayor amonc Hi et-clii-s fniinllei.
Peo that tho signnture of ALFBE1) SI'Enit,
t'n-saic, .V. J., ih over the cork of each bottle
SOLD KV DRUGGIVrS.
'"' b,IA,.J Burllnc, C. T. Horn, Lehigh
' anil o. W I.eul of Weissport.
Dee. 2T-yl
tiflSTETT
P CELEBRATED
ta 8TOSIACH JIB
ITTEBS
Uofciiklvo Ileillcnilon
IS a precaution whlnh honl miM.h
Ieeleillnniliitrli present, and therefore
a course of the Hitters at I his seafon Is par
ticularly desirable, especially for the feeble
.uu cicmj. nu a reineur lor ntiiiournrM,
i vspepsU, nervousnen and bowel cumplainls,
here Is nothlnir com parable tu this iviuianni
restorative.
tot sale by all Druggists and Dealers
generally.
PENSIONS, ulrriirt 5
ir any dlneane.fntlllA m noldlpr r thn 1aih u,u.
ton ik'11,iii. Ail ihmuioos by the law of J, nn
ity, lS7'j becinnACK at a dale of dueharce oi
iatn oia soldier. All entitled should puly al
nice. TlionsiiidA who are uow oruwincpen
-ton are entitle il to nn InftiniiMA. Holilinra utirt
widows oi tho war ot IS12. andSleilcan war arr
untied lo eusions, 'lliousands are yit enti
led to bounty liut don't ki nur It. Vmi i ii
uisoaonly io.io. Send two STAiira for new
'4WH llluu'c, onil InNlriii-tintiu In K i'n li'nin
PH7.(li:it.M.l). 1!. H. I'l .III AITOIIKW 11,. r
5n. Washington, B.C. deo.S7.tf.
To the Worklas: Class We are nowprenar
d to InrnWh all clasasi whh coustani einploy.
meat at home, tn whole of the lime or lor
their spare moments, iiuhiubmiiow light aud
nmnoiu. l ulu his oi euner sex owilr e.iru
rum fiJ (CatS tU S lllr HVMlltW anri a ..r.
tliniHl inn by oeTotiuir their whole time to the
iiuniuesi. novs nrt cliii earn neaily a, mncU
iSllli-U. TbHtall lm krn tliU nntlfu m.i' .m.i,
their dilre. mid tett the bnsineua. e inuke
this offer t To such ua aro not well BaiPUeu,
wo win send ou dollar to pay for the trouble
of wntluir. Full lwitirnura and ouitlt nee.
rtuoreiw. UKUltut; bTlMbON Jt l Port
Mun juiymyi.
PENSIONS
propqrwl for nil ol
Uei- dUabled la the
II. . iM-vli'A ftmn a n v
oiue;alolorhe(rol docenitnl eoidiers. The
URUtwC itibimr MititlrM lo ptfiMluii. leu.
rtltiidiiKTwiil. 'ihe law4 IiUuk ummo ItborAl
O'tw, thojKanai are raUtta to bliilifr ntf.
Rmintr and Hfw lOrrtiata vir,Mir1 Tlt.M
who itrfli u ouljt a? ttt v ci tj.nict. ,1 to clj
lU'iaif tliuitl'i m nd iwn cc..i t Kiii fyr uur
icuittrm inluruiitti.o "
in tie W't . nl titip p, i i)i h'V tt i t i,
" C'OI i'i ! I'ult'L r., HOJi ,
..'a t ) i ii .. . i ,
1 D 1 i ii I : , k n i ( '
JUMBLES.
People who have lost
their wits within a few year's
past came to their ceusus this
year.
Editor's time is valuable
in Paris; when they quarrel
they take two seconds and
fight a duel.
An Irishman says he can
see no earthly reason why
women should not be allowed
to become medical men.
The general rule in poll
tics, in gossip, iu trade as well
as in whist, is that what
comes second hand is low.
The strength of Sampson
was in his hair, and some
people think boarding-house
butter has the same qualities
When the locomotive
runs into a herd of cattle,
there is generally an addition
to the rolling stock on the
road.
i
a poor man was run
over by a city omnibus: and
the coroner's jury brought in
the technical verdict;
struck,"
Stajre
A clergyman in N. Y
was paid $500 for tying the
marriage knot. Many people
are willing to pay much more
to have it untied.
Iho most afflicted part
ol the house is the window
It is always full of panes, and
who has not seen more than
jone window blind.
Tho country is beautiful
and fragrant now, and there
need be no debate about iro
ing there for the eyes and nose
will both be satisfied.
Some women arc remark
ably lileo dogs in tho manger.
lhcy won t have a man them
selves, and they don't want
any other women to have one,
If Gabriel reads all the
obituaries on tomb stones he
will think many bodies got
into the wroiiff grave, when
he sees the owner answering
the summons of his bugle.
A Texan town was re
cently visited by a clergyman
lor the first time in its history,
and the hospitable inhabitants
proposed getting up a horse
race for his entertainment.
In all guns of great
calibre you find a great bore.
In a man of small calibre you
find a great bore. Conclusion
A man of small calibre may
easily pass for a great gun.
-The editor of one of two
rival newspapers in a village
out West, boasted that lie had
just obtained a font of new
type. To which the other
retorted, "Why, we procured
ours a long time ago."
A party that moved last
Saturday hung a Brussels
carpet on the elothes-line lor
an airing, anu a goat came
along and ate a couple oi
yards of it before he made the
discovery that its flowers were
not natural. The remarks of
the owner qn making the dis
covery are not printable
a rawer taiKive woman
one day told the quamt
.hnglish preacher, ltowland
Hill, that she "had been of
ate a great deal among the
natholies," and they almost
tempted her to change her re
ligon. "Indeed madam," said
'he famous preacher, "I was
not aware until now that you
had any religion to change."
A plain-spoken woman
recently visited a married ac
quaintance and said to her:
"How do you contrive to
amuse yourself" "Amuse!"
said tho other. "Do you not
know that I have my house
work to dol" "Yes," was the
answer, "I see you have it to
do; but it is never done, I
conclude you must nave some
other way of spending your
time.
"Steam and horse rail
roads," moralize an exchange,
"compel 100,000 men in this
country to labor on Sunday."
Yes, that is all very well; but
what have the steam and
horse railroads to do with
300,000 mm in this country
who go fishing every Sunday.
In your anxiety to hold the
railroad to a strict responsibil
ity don't let the Sabbath
breaking fishermen escape.
A poet sends a poem
beginning; "I gaze at the
moon in the sky." That's
right youngmnn; that's where
to gaze at it. Don't try to
gaze at it under the bed or
in the woodshed. Stirk to
the
Brags unci Medicines ! !
The People's Drug & Family Medicine Store.
If you want anything in tho Drug lino at bottom prices,
go to tho Old and Keliablo Drug Store, iu Dr. N. B.
llober's Block, near tho Post Office,
A. J. DUBLIN, Proprietor,
Where yon will And a full and complete stock of
Pure Drugs, Medicines, Chemicals Perfumery, Soaps,
Brushes, Combs, &c.
Lamps, Lautcrns, Chimneys, Burning & Lubricating Oils
A Complete Line of Druggists' Sundries.
Trusses, Supporters, and Shoulder Braces.
Puro Wines and Liquors of all kinds for Medicinal and
Sacramental purposes.
Wall Paper and Borders, a s;reat variety.
Personal attention given to the compounding of Physi
cians and Family Prescriptions.
Estaiiushfd 18G7.1 A. J. DURLING.
Lrhlcliton HovfintKr 2.
J. Y. SIGAFDS. AGENT,
Our nctv Organ, expressly designed for Sunday Schools,
Chapels, etc., is proving a
STJOOESS,
Bo suro to send for full descriptive Catalogue before
purchasing any other.
II LARGEST WORKS (OF TIE Kll) Oil THE GLOBE.
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.Organs Sold Cheap for Casii or on Payuieiits, $10 per Moiitli.
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15 Vols. Over 13 OOii pages. Prieo during June $G.
Amone 1 10 woudorrn) tlnucs which Have born occomplialii a for mvors of gnoJ book hy the
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I is ii verbatim irornu ol the 1 nut 1 nirlt-li
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try. Vol. 10 will bo renly Julojj Tbe romaimns volutins win he completed by October .it.
$G 00.
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inducluit ( titer purchm'ra ot tl.ia uuU our ninny
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5 VO.Uriiei. Ill ClO.ll. for IU 0 . SUd III lllllf MlStin
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fivooulcii c win allow a coaiiui-wion ot lUp'Tceut. 'I ho volumes losucd will bo t-eut iU ouce
by express ami tlio reuinlnuuT vo 1111104 when competed.
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Jt.'O. aud run v boioiurnrd in onro. if not natUfnrtory,
Tlio -'CiUJiHEits's I'.NCYCLOrxwA" co mil rlnea iho first 15 volumes of our "Ltbrory of Useful
Knnw.C'Iffe," and the leniuiulug volumes, compli to In thcinecivcs, will bo bold Bcpdmto'r wliun
publish cd.
Libiory of TJnUernl KnowJedse,2l vols.. 10.50.
Ml in u's (Jihbon's Uoino 8 voK
Macnulav's 'itstoryot Unulund 3 vols, (ICO.
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Knlrht'i IIitoiviif I'lioland 4 vn.H. a.
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vmnur'j rnbio couctioane , ;tn,ou letereucca
(prrpming)
Vcno liii'inrr of liloMphy 6u cents,
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Mt.tnii'i) (JomwU'iu I'oetuul WorU, cents.
-h'lUffipoaro'a Comnleta Wotk-, iSconts.
Worof lmte, irans! itod ii Cary 4f) c- nts.
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iluuy n's I'i film's 1 rouresn. Hlus . 50 cents.
ilob'iiKon Cruc. tllus.. 6' 1 cf ntk.
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ra r. 27-Ht.
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- The lieaf Tiroof of It. irnu.Wrul .ttiriu-v Ih to lie ohialnrd t,y n trial, and tliat
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-It ta ioot i 1. iillrtuU mill rlt gnmli i' iiniouiuli,il liy It. nnllior and Sol
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'.oc
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edition In 15 brnnhfiil voimiim. rinnr unnnnmii
SO 00.
nro tcntternl. tho mentor thrtr Intt m im in
ataudant imbucalloua. Actordlmcly we eivo
dunnj; iho mouth of June, wa whi misoly th1
trilt ton fur l2.nil Tn nnv nnA'sonmir firni
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Ao .10 Mbrnr of Atodern ;iasfics, 5n cents,
Amarionr. VatuottNiii fl ci nts.
l'Hlno llnnrv of i;npilsn Utt'inture,7i cents.
Ceci 's itoolcof S'atuiHl ITistory. 81.
Pictorial Iliiudir I xlrou, 5 cents
B-ym h oy nutl'or of ssnrrowrasH Taperp
ft'icnt1.
Mrs. Hrrcnn'x Too leal Works CO cents
Kitt''- Uvcinpnod of '-lb ! iu, 2 vo s 2.
It lllf s Ancient Hh nry. 2 ."5.
Smith's D'ciinnnrv of the Htble. lttm.. 00 cents
Vo Us of Fiavlu Jn-cuhii 12.
Ooinlo llit , of r.o V irophiostllus.fiOct
llailth fy llti'iolBH. Dr. Qeo II. Tayoi,4 els
iienltli lor Worn.) , lr. Oco II. Tvlor A'cts.
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Hent freo in rrnne-t
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A PUKEI.Y VECETAULK ItEJIEDV
res i.iTtn:iAi and tntsiui use,
lsaeirro euro fur nil tlio disoaM for which It Is recommended,
uad li i.lur.yj 1'EltriiCTIiV SAl'i: n tho haudi
of eu tho mo6t lncxiwrlcnccd persons.
It la n Bum nmi qulcK rtincdy for COUGHS, BORIS
TIIUOAT, CHILI.!, ana timllar troubles: nlTbi-tW ln.tcut
relief In tho most luulUuant fi mis of DIPHTHERIA, and
la tho boat known remedy for Rheumatism and Neuralgia,.
Tho Oldest, Boot7nncl Woot Wldoty Known
Family Wodlclno In tho Vorld.
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parli cf tho w Id f ir CIt AJII'S, CIIOI.EH A, UIAKRIIOSA,
UYSEM'EUY.nnd all llOWEIi COMPIiAINTS that It U
conslderod an unfiling euro for thco dhcaiei
Haa stood tho test of Forty Yonrs' Constant
Uso In all Ccuntrlos nnd Cllmatoo.
It liRUCO.-IIMEXUED hy l'lij-.lclan., Bll.slonarlrl,
llllllUlvra, 9Ianaj;cra of Ilutitatloua, AVorU-Sliop. , and
F'arlorln, Kur.ri lit Ko.pltaL In fliort by Everybody,
Uierywliere, who ha eor given It ft trial.-
IT 13 v;i7HOUT7AJUVAirA3 A LINIMENT.
It hhould always df' r l'atit In tlio ItaeU ml Hide,
end brtiiKl tp ')' "d i.i niinenl relief In all ones of IJruUea,
Clltfl, Spralin, Hevtra llnrui, 8rn!ds, etc,
Ko family 'an laftdy lo vtl!iout II. It will annually
Fava L.nnytr iit'ir 1 1 c! turi' tills, and IU prlco Lrlnjj It
v ' :n m hit ii'.l. It Is Ec'.d at 50c., and 91 per
li , r.i d c: a lo cM.iIn.-d f.tini all druggUM.
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A vegetable preparation and the only anro
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dlwase., call for Wurucr'i Karo Kldnsy
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It curcsSi'iriiloti and ntherRkln Ertip
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itm, and other Noro.
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Ity, etc., nro cored by tlio.Sata Itltlrra. Ill
uneqtialcd as an appettzerand regular tonic.
Uottles of two sliua ; prices, noc. aud 8 1. 00.
WARNER'S SAFE NERVINE
QHrkly slvei ltc.t and Slprp to HiesutTerlnir,
euros llrailiiflio and Krurulcln. prevents
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Iralloii brought on by excesMve drlnlc, ovar
work, mental shocks, and other causes.
Powerful as 11 Is to slop pain and soothe dis
turbed Nerves, it tn-vcr Injures the system,
whether taken in small or larjr doses.
Uotttes of two sizes ; prices, OOc. and 8100.
WARNER'S SAFE PILLS
Am nn tmmpdUttR nnd nctlva Ktimulun for k
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and Agu, and eboultj
be used whenever tbe
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freely nnd regularly.
iNe otitrr I'lll rnjulr th
mll tltttfi fnr thrli
work. I'rirf X5 cth tit
1Vnrnr'sharilrtar11t Bra
a ji r atrial virry -
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