Advertising' Rates.
Wo deslro it to ho distthrlly understood
that no advertisements will bo Inserted in
tlio columns of TnK Carruji Advocate that
may bo recolvcil from unknown parties or
firms unless" accompanied by tho casu.
The following are our only terms r
OXKBQUABRdOLtNSS),
One year, each insertion...... Jjj'tftJ'
Six months, each insertion 16 CtSi
Thrco months, each lns6rtion 11.1 ZD cts.
1S3 than thrco months, first insertion
$1 each subsequent lnsertioni.;;;i; 25cUl(
Local notices 10 cents per litis
II. V. MORTHlMElt; lAibflstof.
Manufacturer oi and Dealer In
STOVES, RANGES AflD HEATERS,
Tin and Sbeet-Iron Ware ana General
House Fnfnisnini GooOs.
IlOoriNCJ niirt Sl'OirriNO dono at
short notico and at Lowest Cash Trices.
. TamtheanthnnzeiliaeitfnrtlioSalo'of tho
loiloBinir fihst.ci.ass sroViia
falU SIL.VKU GOLD MiSDAT.COOK,
THE MOJITHOUsE COOK.
THE M AYVLOWKtt
THE BUN8HINE HANOEond
The NEW ANCItOlt I1EATKTI,
ind am Selling then) VE fit CHEA P lor Cosh.
. Hvcrvlttnflof BTOVEOnATES and FITtE
iltlL KS kept constantly on hiud.
Store on SOUTH Street,
A lew doors acovo Bank St., LEIIIOnTON.
ratronnire' Solicited Sutlsiaoitiin (rnarnnterd.
Oit.O-yl A. 1). MOSS1SII.
Mrs. C. MSCHIRSCHEY
iletpectfullyannotincef tolicf friends and tho
public Kcncrally, that she has muted brick to
i,ehlnlilon, and IS no located Iri tlio liirite
Moro room on Second Street, ttto doorS aliovo
Iron, and earnestly InvllcS their attention to
her New, Largo and Elegant aSsotitiicnt or
Notions and Fancy Goods,
comprising Underwear, Berlin and German,
town Wools, Hosiery, Imported and Do.
uiestlo KIbbon', (sluvcs. Flowers and
a fine assortment of New Designs
IN FANCY ARTICLES
Also, In connection with the above. I keep
a full and toifllilfcto stock or
gi:kma ricuiTS,
LlMUUnUEH AND SWITZER CHEESE,
CnmlicH & C'oiil't'Ctlmis,
toireilicr with a Variety of ( oils not acnernl
ly kept in any other store til until; If you do
not seo what yoU wint, ask for It.
A sharo of public patronage1 solicited, and
perfect satisfaction guaranteed In price and
St., 2-
Iron,
April 10, l$5d.
LEHiaitTOX. Ta.
J-.1V1I EUBEUT'S
Livery 8s Sale Stables
. ItANK STlil31STlLKUIG!HrON, Ia
PAST tliOTTINO 1IORSE3,
ELEGANT CAliltlAOES
And poaltlvely LOWEH I'lticn.l than any
other Livery In tho Coantyi
Lariroaoa hnnrtnomo Catilnpes for Kahemi
Hiiroosea unit Woildluns, DAVI D EllBKJIT
Nov.!!. IS7J
E. 1. LtCKENBAClI,
Two Doors neiow tho "Broadway Htm to
MAUCII C'ttUNK, l'A.
Dealer in all ratternsof PiaW dtd Konor
lei's.
Window Shades,
Paints & Painters' Supplies
LOWEST CASH. rUICI..".
JOHN F. IIALT3AC1I,
Instructor of Music4
(riauo, Organ, Voice and Theory.)
. liEHlGlITON, l'A.
OPINIONS OF THE PKKSS.
Ills pttpllS f .l: highly of his ability as a
icacner.-vl'fni0icn unronirir.
He IS well qualified for Ills calling Cold
kaunua Dttnatch.
He Is n wurthy dlsclnlo of Haydn. Mozart,
llectliuven. Wo have Hail the' liloasuroorilst.
tnitllr to his rendition ol tho Uld Masters and
were charmed with his touch and execution.
Slatlnglon Petes.
Sole agent for ths
J. & C. Fischer Piano ;
and, also. MASON H HAMLIN and HEW
11 a Kn a. uiiw.i.-tr,.
For particulars, terms, He., Address,
JOHN Fill ALU AUH.
Aug. 1, 187fl.-ly. jjelilghton, l'a.
jprlme Ilumo Made Dread I
WHY OO HUXfirtYt W'hen Vou can Day 0
pounds ot i'ltt CUiiS iJiead
f 1VE LOAVES FOH 55 CENTS I
J. v O'NHAL, tho popular ltrrad and Cako
MnK, i, " Lcliifthtoii 111 nrder I o meet lie uaiits
ft tint Vliuca. has Itpi'iu-o I be 1'r.ooof lilsccio
brstctt uoiuu undo IIllKADto
Five Loaves forTwcnty.fivoCts. Cash
Sugar, ttulsln.Cucoinut Scotch, Diop Cream
nun muer ua ivbu, onir
Teii C'enU per Dozen.
Look. Out Tor tlio Wagon
At MAOCH CHUNK, on Tuewlay, Thursday
mi miiuiiiuy iuiiiiiii:.
LEHIoitroN and WLlSsl'OUT.every After
uouu vxiujji. r i tuuy.
TEltMS STMCTLV CASH 1
Patronaao i.ollcltol J. W. O'NBAL.
hiuuui upposiie iliil riaiinnat uaiiK.
aprtl syl ltin i Mi-eel. LciilRhton Pa.
Anr Book. Mipattne or Newsraper nent post
auio uremiuuii- o give a un i x js view vi
the Cupltol .UuilotBt, tlio inoit mntrtiiflcent
truclUro In Ameucu. nlu nau mlul vit-ws uf (he
Wbuc ll'iUBc, Trosary tutklinp, nuilihsonlan
Intuute. Jicut Oflice. Mount Vtrnou iitiU
oturr points ol Uitcrwtt Id ami about t lie Na
tional Capital OriicrataKcu for Hie larieC.ii
Itoi euvruviug or (or selnof tlio view, and vju
Mitt puutuffrupus ol Lea din ir btatestueii, at i ot
rlcu. It vou want anr tik or t't siiitsoillio
or any nerlod'cal, or lo reuew uu old fliibcrl.
licit uen.t Mtatuii lor a cosy of the UTh.uA It V
IlUl.LEll.N i-Mutaiuluu bookiiMios iiouceiof
tiew puUhcutiouM, ratatuue, pnci', eio.
1 ATIONAL, Nlv'tt JIUIUMU,
Lock box .0. oi W3 I'" trept,
March iMI, Wasmuirtou, V, C.
$66
. Whr.K 111 Your nwii tfinrn 15 ft
Outtitlrfo NorU.. lteuOer If vmi
t autabu ine ai wlm-h nnruniib r
el l tier net van nuke uniii it.ii ntiti,u
time tliev work vr to fur mttivuiar iu It.
ii LLtrrr, itco.i'ouUud
uu. ue. J uuo 2J-IV".
Great ciituce to mtko money
i We ueei a oiaou iu oxmv
Flowu toUK6Muli8t-rlailoui fur
ItluBl'itfl fiinilT pubhcttiou iu lb.' vrornL t
AUToncan berome a ucceMlul agent- hli
rlfKaut worn of art piveu free to auuaf nber-. ,
Toe price u bo low tint almost oven body mb.
acrloii. Oneageut rourt taii?i; i-y nbs-ii- I
bera iu a day. a. U4r ageut rrnor a mikliij;
clear pvont In tf u U-y. All who eufax ,
ni4Ke UiOQev tiwt. You tau devote all vuur
Hmo to the buviuena, or only lour traio time. I
i ou aeed not boaffav ft em nomn uvir nluiit.
me luruex. cot Miti'itt urn ii i
YoarandoitaawiMlaa'otnera Full dircviloua
and lorm. free.
fre. II von want ptt-Duoio work aeud us your
address at once, li cuats nolhiou u try the
uaalneaa. u one bo snnrw f.l tu maito
f rest par Addies 'ui "lt"i .STIN . A
t). PertJsad. ua or a r
H. "V. MonxniMEU, Propriotor
VOL. VIII., No. 33.
CARDS.
Hoot anil Shoe nlltketi
Bllnfonnrelney,fn Benin's 6u(Mi'0. Hank strest.
AUordertpromptlyJllled work warranted.
Attorneys.-
F. t LOKOSTEBT. S. H. OILUAM
-JM)HGSTEET & GILHAM,
AffOltNKYS AT LAW,
Officii t Loran's llullJtng, Dank Street)
LEHIOHTON, l'A.
Collections and all Lesral business entrust
to them will rccclre prompt attention.
fell. SI, 1800.
JOHN KLINE,
ATTOItNEV A LAW,
OfQcot Corner Susquehanna and Haoo 6ttccis
MA(7cn CHUNK, PA. jalyl'My
JOllH 1). UEItTOLEfXE,
AttoHSet And CouNSELLon At Law,
OOlco t Itooirf 5. Oround VIdor Mansion House
if AUCii CHUNK, PA.
May bo consulted In Oc'rm.iu. uia55.1v
m. HAiaii is it t
ATIdltSBY AND fJOONSiSLLOIl Xt LAW,
Uak 3tiet,Lihiohto!, Ta.
rleill Estate and Collection Acencv. WlUDuyand
Sell Ktal Kutate. Convejanclnj? .ieatly done Cot
actions promptly rnadJ. Sifttllfi'g Kstates of D-
Silanis a specially, aiay uo cuuEunau ,u iiuum
odUerin.in.
Nt.2.
AS. K. STItUTIlEIlS,
ATTOHX SY AT LAW(
Kf Olllce : 2d Odor of lttioad's Hall,
Plnuoli Cliunli. Pa.
All business entrusted to him will be promptly
atteuded to.
) 0. MKEIIAN,
ATTORNEY AT LAWt
Snd Ilcor above H SION HOOgn
JIAUOit OIlurfK, PjsnhA.
ffS-Can b consulted In flcrman. tlnO.
Justices and Insurance.
T
CONVEl ANUKll,
AfeB
QKNERAL INSURANCE AOENT
The following Conipaalcs are Ileptesented!
LEHAN )N MUTUAL r'lliC,
It HA I II MI MUl'UAIillllii'i
ffMlMINO PI KB, .
roTTsviLf.i-: Pinii, .
LUlllOII l'irti:.nndthoTItA7
KI.E113 ACCIDENT INSUltANCi:.
Alan Ponnsvlvnnla and Mutuil Horso Thief
Detccllvoonn iuuramo uniuimiij.
MniCll SI. 187 1 i1-"0
-JgEUS.VKD I'MILLUS,
douMTt- DbitbtKU, MAUOU CIIUNK, Ta.
Fire Insurance Agent.
a-a- VOLtmr.s In SAFE Companies only,
at lleasonablo Hates Aug. 23-yl
JUUiN STOLLKj
NotarV Pubiic & Conveyancer,
Fire and Life I snrancc Agent
MAUOH CHUNK, PA.
Jta- Hdslnesl traneattcd Ih English and
German. Aug.-iiyi
Physicians rtild Dentists.
Slatington Dental Office,
L8TA1IL1SHKD1870.
ArtiQclul Teetli Made to Restore the
Original MM fit Lips & Cms.
Dr. Li CamI'bell.
Ktttisa TEEtu jt BpKclAiiTt, lecti 1-ly
W. A. tOUTltlGHf.
DlfUGEON dentist,
iilo of ilanch Chunk, Lehighton, Wdssport,
l'ackcrton nnu vicinity.
OFFICE: Opposilo the Broadway lfottsc.
11IIOADWAY, SI.VUC1I CIIUNK, Fa,
Fresh Lauehine Gas nlwaVs art hand. All
work guaranteed satiafaetory. nugi-yt
W "KUElt, JI. 1).,
PAHItY VlLLE, CarBon CountV; l'a.
intimat llcsldenco.iij fiom 7 a. ni. (o Ida. m
www anil ijuoon 10 iu p. o
Mar be cousultcd In tho German LanoiiSKo
P. O. Address Lchlahton. mar. 13, tf
w.
A. DISIIIIAMKII, H.D.,
IMltSlCIAN ANDSVJItOKON
8lertaIaltpntfon (mid to Chroole Wns.
Omc'si Soatb Udsl corner ltousnd 2nd its.. Le
bUhlon.l'a. AffH 3,1675
IT S Kinrfilnlt Surgeon,
ntAOTICXNQ PUVSIOIAN and BURGEON
okfice uank Street, Hedee'b Dlock, Lrnub
ion, ru.
Jlayboconeullcd la theGerm m LaiifvanRO,
Nov. 3,
QUAY'S HPKClPin PIKDl t'lrtl'J.
TRADE MAHKThk GRKAT HADE MARK
K KMKUY,
an unf ail
ing euro tur
Seminal
"est m-tst
S pcrmatoN
rlien, ImpO'
tency, and
nil tltreiiffg
CEFDRE TAKINU.ihat r.illow, FTtR TAKINQ
as a sequence of Self Aluc: as Loss of Men
ory, Unlvcrs.it Lassitude, Palo In the liacV
Dimiirfs ,.f Vision. I'reinaium UH Aae. am
inanyiither diseases that idil to Insanity er
(tonsiinintlon.
and
Premature Orate
iiarPult particulars In our tiniuidilet. whirl
vie deslro to send free tiy mall to everyone.
ii-Th Snpcllle Mollclne Is sold bvallilruir-
irisls at 41 iiur nckuire or six nacknues for 43.
or will lw sent Ireo by mall on receipt of the
moury ny u,uircFsint i ii.iurr ji viiivuic
C7i , Mechiinlcs1 llliw, IlK-rnniT, Mich.
WLU II V UHUiiaiSTS EVEKYWHEKE
Slay.-ly
IBArfIilMTo
F. A. I.EIf MANfi. Solicitor of American
ana t oroiga i-atenis, wasningioo. u.sj. All
nustoeu evonociCMi wiiu ratent MnetnerLe. 1
(ore IU Patent Ofnou or the Cour i -, promptly
ulitl
atet
uitendrdt rv r-hargomsdeunl- is patent
se-ur J t t i
I
WEISS &KERSCHNER,
enccESsons to
ltOMIQ & HOFFORD;
Carriage Builders.
Bank Street Leliiglittrii
Aio prepared 16 manufacture, to order, otcry
uescnpiiou ui
OARniAUCS,
11UUUIES,
SLEIGHS,
srrtiNd wArjoNs,
Kotnlg'sPat.Platform Wagon,
ic, at lowest rates for Cash.
KEPA1MNG
Of all description promptly attended to at the
most reasonaoio prices.
A3- All Work guaranteed, and patronage'
respectfully solicited.
. weiss & heusuiineisi
July 16, 1670-yl
entral Carriage Works,
Bank St., Leliigliloli( Ta.,
Are prepared to MatiUfUcture
Carriages, Pmggies, Sleighs,
Spring AVagoii, &c,
Of every description, In tho most substantial
manner, anu at lowcsi uasu rriccs.
Itcpairing- l'roiniitly Attended to.
TREXLER & KREIDLER,
April 2D, 1879 yl Proprietors.
DANIEL WIEAND,
C. . -.w- H- . . n
ai'nfjftCS, VllKOn S.oJClgllS.CtC
0 0
CORNER Of
BANK IM) IIMIV STItKETS,
LEHKJHTON. Pcnna.,
Ticsncctfitllv announces to his friends and the
public, that ho Is prepared to Dulld all des
cription of
OAHHIAHES, ,
CPlilNQ WAGONS.
In the Litest nnd Most Approved snlcs.nl
Prices Hilly as low ns tho sumo can ho obtain
etl elsewhere, guaranteeing the best Seasoned
Material and most substantial workmanship.
Particular nttmtlon given lo
REPAIRING
In all Its details, at the very Lowest Prices.
Patronage respectfully solicited and perfect
satisfaction uuaraLteed.
DCO 0, 1878-yl DAN. WIEAND.
rpilK SLAI1IIUTON
PLANING MILL
Cabinet . Ware Factory,
AT SLATINGTON.
JOHN BALLlET, Vvopv.,
Dealti in nil kind, and nzn of rine. llrmlnMt
Oak Hiid Hard W'ooo Lumber, and is now pie
natcd to execute any mwouiiI of orders lot
DressoD Liimlbcll
OF ALL KINDS.
Boorsj Sashes, Winds, SNuttersi,
Mouldings, Cabinet Ware, &c,
With Promptness.
Brackets Made to Order.
The Mnchlnerr In all fiew ami of tlin l.pt and
moat Impioveil kind. I emuloy nono bqi- Uu
host workmen, line well seasoned and iriin 1 inn
trilal, and am tliei efore ublo to ptiarantpe entirn
aau'iftciioii loan who ninviavor mo nun a rail.
Orders hv mail momntlv attended to. Mv
cbarpea are moderate; terms cubti, or lutcicbt
charged alter thirty days.
OlVIi UK A CALL.
IV Those enrnced In innMrna will find It t
I heir advantage to hnvo hi dine, Floor Dnnrria
dooi P. t-as lies, Miuuera, s.c, &v nmae at mi
FartorT.
Wayioyl JOHN BALLIKT.
FARMERS, LOOK to Yonr INTERESTS,
ANU PUrtUHASE A
ami Reaper !
The Iiest In the' Market, for Sale by
J. ! , GABEL,
AOENT FOIICAHUON COUNTY.
Alto, on hand, and for Sale In Lots to fruit
Purchasers. CHEAP 1'Olt OAbll,
10,000 feet Georgia Yellow
Pine Flooring,
White Pine Boards nnd Floor
ing, Lath, &c.
AT HIS nAltmVAItE bTOrtE.
April 5-ino LeUIGHTON, V.
I PILES
Of all Unas. TD JOK8. dlwhar
ires of IllOOD or iiiueua an!
all disease, of tho RECTUM
i .rni.in. iiMVrp.nv rnrmfnrmiriMi nilrfiri,
Dk J. 1A11EU d: CO. z: Ann Bt.N. V.
OpiM?
, Morphine Itablt Cured in moridayi
nanon i pi 1
INDEPENDENT-"
LEIIIGHTON, CAEBON COUNTY, PA SATURDAY,
Railroad Gilide.
plIILA. &, UICADINU UAILKOAU.
ArrangDment of Passenger Trains.
MAY I0TII. USD.
.Trains leave ALI.KM'OWN asfollowsi-
(VIA rFnKIOMEN nAILtltlAll).
For rhllndoll)hla,atM!J),0., "H. lO.a.m.. and
5.60 p. m.
SUNDAYS,
ror Philadelphia at "1.20 o; m.,3.sS c. in.
IVU liA&l' rP.M.VA. UlIANClI.)
For Iteiidltig and Hmnnljuijr, 6.50, 0.C& ni
! in i.r.n nt.il fl Oft . m.
For Lancaster and Columbia, 6 CO, 9.93 a.m. and
4.uu n. ui.
f UN DA VS.
For lteadiUK, ilatrlaburg, and way po'iits, 0.09
P. ni. .
(Via DnTtiLEiiisMi)
forP'hlladclpl.la from L V. Depot i.i. 0.12,
'8.12 a. ui ,is."3,0.41, s.!4 p. m. Hunuay 4 to p.m
ForPliliadoliililaliom L. & 8. Depot 3Ja.
m., 12.14. S.23 5-iCp. ni.
Trulnsl"OIlALLi;TOWNlenvoasfollow6i
(VIA rKltHIOMr.M iiailuoao.) .
Leavorhitailelphln, 7.4(1 a. mi and 1.00, M.30
and S.OOp. iu.
SUNDAYS.
Lcavo Philadelphia, S.on u. m. 3 19 and '4.15
p. m.
ttIA LASl I'LAAA. UUAntll-l
Lcavo Head ins 7.-a. lo.so a. ra., a.to. s.es.pnd CIS
p.m.
Leave Haulsburc, 5.1S, 8X5 and C.S0, a. ra 1.43
and 4.oop.m.
Leave Lnucaster, 8-Oj a. in.. 1.00 and 3.51 p. in.
Leave Columbia, 7.M a. ni . l.os mid 3.40 p.m.
bUKDAYn.
Leavo Uoadlnfr. 7.:o aul 0.15 a. m.
Lcavo Hatrlimi!,S2 u.m.-
IVIA METIILFUESt.) ,
Toavo Phllndcloala7oo, aw, 9.1',- 1.15, 5.I5,
'8.(0 p. in, Buudavs.lia. ni., "a.m p.m.
Tralosinaikoatlius i) tun to and tiom depot
0th and Ureeu streets, I'hllaiielphla ntner
ttnlnston- d Iroin llioud street depot. Tiolns
"Via llet.ilehein" run to ni 0 fiom llcrLSMt,
Depot, except t.ioso uiatkcd 1)
T,ie 0.43 u. ni nmis.srip. m. linlns from Atlen.
tovru.nud the7.4o a.m. and 5.3 1 p. ni. tiuirs
from IMiiladelpIna, bato tbiougUcarsto aud
Iroui Philadelphia.
J. Ei WOOT1I3N.
Geiterot Manaaer,
C. a HANCOCK. GVll'l ran. & Ticket Autnt.
may 15
MRS. LYD1A E. PIHKHAM,
OF LYNN, MASS.
DISCOVERER OP
LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND.
Tho Positive Cnro
I'or all Pemalo Complaints.
This preparation, as Its name signifies, consists of
Vegetable Properties that aro harmless to tho most del
lcate Invalid. Upon ono trial tho merits of this Com
pound will be recognized, oarellcf la lmmcdlatof and
when Its uso is contlmiod, In ntncty-nlne cases In a mm.
drod, apcrmaoent euro Is elTcctod Jia thousands will tes
tify. On account of Us proven merits, It Is tc-darrc?
commended and prescript by tho beat physicians la
ibo country.
is win euro enurciy mo worss rorm or raumg
M the uterus, Uucorrhoca, Irregular and painful
1ITnlrnitll.n.hlinvnplnnTrnil.l lnnnn.n.,lAn m-A
It will euro entirely tho worst form of falling
tjlceratlod, floodlngs, all Displacements And the con-
sequent spinal weakness, and Is especially adapted to
the Change of Life. It will dissolve and expel tumors
fromtheutcruslnanearlyetago of development. The
tendency to cancerous hunlbrs thero Is checked very
speedily by Its use.
In fact It has proved to bo tho great
est and best remedy that has ever been discover-
ed. It permeates every portion of tho system, and elves
stroys all craving for stimulants, and relieves weakness
of tho stomach
It euros Eloatlnff, neadaches, Kerrous Trostratlon,
General "beblllty, Sleeplessness, DcprcsiJon and Indi
gestion. That feeling of bearing down, causing pcin;
weight and backache, is always permanently cured Ly
Its use. It will at all times, and undcrall circumstan
ces, act In harmony with tho law that governs the
femalesystcm.
1 For Kidney Complaints of either sex this compound
Isunsurppsbcd,
Lydia E. Pinkliam's Vegetable Compound
t s prepared at 233 and 233 Western Avenue. Lynn, Mass.
Price $1.00. Six bottles for $3.00. Bent by mall In the
form of pills, also In the form of Lozenges, on receipt
of price, Sl.oo, per boi, for either. Mrs. PINIOIAM
freely answers alllcttcrsof Inquiry. Send for pacx
I phlct. Address as above Mention this paper.
Ko family should be without LYDIA E. PINKHAM1
LI.Vrt TILLS. They cure Constipation, Biliousness;
i andTorpldlty of tho Liver. S3 cents per box,
JiillNSlliN, UhIjLOWAY & :o.,Oen
eral Axents, Phlla.. Pa. Sold by A. J. Uiif
ling, Lchlghtou, Pa.
June 12, lS!0-ly.
A Valuable Book Free
A Trcntls on Chronic Dls cft'es," cmbraci r
Catarrh, 1 Moat Lungs Heart, fcioniHCli.Uver.
Kt(iueB. Uriuaiy and IVmiilo JJlfcaai'Hi lro,
)' vt Rent fieo io ai'j address livery su&trer
mm thaeeil8eftaeiii ti ciiied, Hend lor tills
boon to tho uiidcr-Iuned n iriiiglnhti of Iape
exo-crlcnce, e'Mlorsed bv hundreds if .O'dinff
cliizcuaHlio I cui iv to liU akin. Send Ktamp
to pv nostnen to i K. Livingston. M. I)., 215
Superior St.. To edo. Ohio. opr3 yl
5 M1LMOX iMantst V.'ill ratk to rcsch
a a nn a t? 'oa "iHv ac per 1 ur'.
UAcoAuh AUu cCLBitr at :.60 per
1.0Q Cut lo.'Ut) troo. 1. K '1 illluph bt, La
l'iume, L-ick'a Co , ra. uno so
O90 Moiiinrna-
Pa
3
zU
5-3 U
H -
iUfilT 'saniitt'I url 3
If,
i-e
S S3iJt t!J
i4
"nJnnnn to tCX-AU stllctlfr firtC WB.
r iHlinS HIl at liiiicjt'.lo Fatloiy IMcoh.
1 iUUUM JlioiiLriT ItO.touti ai (Vuieuu al JIi
hiuitio . Malhushoi'i iScalelor BquHio Or Lds.
Flutwt yprlgtna m Amenca. lSOjy la u?e.
Cat loirue nl i pa e frt o
JVMI.VU oliQSS the bet In Ibo world.
An a atop oikho. only t-l 13 afups. Clrcu
lata fiee Al a ut on fi rnratrtHi freight fiw
If UHMtlffaiturx FACTOR' '.Till hi , mid lUll
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Live and Let Live.'
onpii NitsiB'X'i
DT MRS. ELKAHOR C LAI it.
Good night I Ayo I breathe It gently,
With accents soft and loir.
And Mi Is per once thy blessing
As from thy sight 1 goj
Remember earth seems doarer,
And moon and stars rnoro bright;
Wlillo thy dear voice Is breathing,
In gentle tones, good night.
And when my soul is raising
From this vain world.away.
And borne by angels upward
To realms of endless day,
Still bo our accents fondly,
Ero I reach that home of llgHt,
A soft and gentle whisper,
A long and last good nlghti
THC UVFt,UK.CU Ol' NAXtlitK.
BY FRASC1S HENRIETTA BDETf IsLd.
This Is too falr.n world to leave
Too much It liath orilghtjindjoy,
With all the ills the soul that grieve
Its loveliness outweighs annoy.
Though often, when ltfe's burdens press
Tea heavily on heart ami brain,
Despair doth say, "Forgetfulness,
What greater boon can wo obtain t"
Yet soon some wand'rlng rag or sound,
The breath of May, the fields' soft greem
Doth show how closely still are bound
Our spirits to tho things are seen.
For Nature, mindful or our weal,
Let not our pulses sink too low,
But conies with Joys that ralso and heal.
And gives the blood its healthful flow.)
LIUJ ASTICAYi
rr CATUAiu.vF. rnocTdK.
It was a rainy evening in October. Tlio
penetrating, pitiless drops lmil beaten, beat
en fur two successive days, urilil tlio bronze
uf tlio oaks; tlio gold of tho maple and the
firo of the sumach bad been saturated, and
tho woods wore a wet, lifeless look. The
darkness fell early, for tho leaden clouds
cit short tlio twilight, and night deepened
rainy, rainy I
I sat in tho parlor of the only hotel in the
western village ol . A cheerful fire
was burning, and wlthol, tbcre was a homo
look of Comfort seldom seen in a public
room. I was happily dreaming not dot
ing, but building aerial architectural won
ders, and tliero isnothiugcosicrthanaplcas
ant fire, listless hands and busy brain, pro
vnled tho heart bo happy.
I had prefctred silting there because the
raindrops word troops of friends, every one
having a characteristic fall, briskly beating
about on tlio plaiiks, or tapping grectingly
on tho widow panes. I had arrived a day
too soon for tho stago for II ; and, as the
landlady was an acquaintance, I was not so
restlessly impatient as some travelers are at
being delayed.
Tho train arrived from tho East at eight.
I heard, indistiiictly.theunlouditjgnftruiiks
iroin tho omnibus. Presently tho door open
I . d ,h wi,cr ushered into tho room n
f.1 waiter usuereii into tuo room O
l.uly.
I turned to look j ni tho door closed, arid
saw her disentangling the siting of her veil,
all tho while walking slowly toward the
lire. I was half vexed at having my fan
cies broken in upon, and so ecdtjncd her
closely to discover if I was likely to bo an
noyed by her presence. I was struck, first
ly by her height, and next by a certain grace
' 0 motion, which is, as murh as anvthingi
mdicativo of character. Her veil finally
fell, and 1 was fairly startled by the death
ly ialencss of her face. A few ilrops of wa
ter, which hail fallen on her while alight
ing glisteuctl upon her shawl nnd bonnet.
I ruso involuntarily uml uilereil her my
rocking chair; she looked mo full in the
face as I did so. The perfecf pallor of her
lace, In contrast to a wavy fall of dark hair
about the forehead and dark, heavily shad
ed eyes, was plainly seen, distinctly dcflil
nig, as it did, the fine regularity of her Tea
tures. Sho took oil' her shawl and bonnet
hastily, then I noticed a grace in the curve
of her throat, and the abundanco and lustre
of her hair.
Straightway my nir-castlca fellarid my
busy fancy had a real, weird; enigmatical
subject to work upon. She sat there motion
less in the glow of tho fire, wrapped, as it
wcro, in many mysteries, tlio dreariest and
darkest one, sorrow, had given Iho white
ness to her face and had put mourning
robes upon her. I n as without a grief. So
siiadow of this result of sin had dimmed the
eunninesi of my yours, nnd therefore my
wonder was mixed with pity, not sympathy.
Sbo was a tragedy to mcj even at that first
glunco a spirit ciimo in t'j my solitudo from
tho darkness of that t Jlny night.
Presently the landlord came to hear her
wishes.
"1 must go to II to-night!" said she.
He (old her that ths rain was increasing;
that the roads wcro impassable, and that
early next morning the stago would go. It
was. not prudent, to say the least; and he
thought it difficult, even lor a largo sum, to
procure a trusty driver,
"Then, if not for Money, for pity's sake!"
sho c.xclhi:ti.
I, woman that I was, tvou'.d havo gone
Instantly, aud I wondered at his indiffer
ence to ber pe.ition; through my Impulslve
noss I could not see his: better sense. It was
finally decided that sho was to remain for
tho night.
I dared not Speak to her, (hoCgh I wish
od to do so, while I sat looking intently at
her for full half hour. At last she arose
to he shown to her room. She looked'at ma
abstrabtedly, and then a eoftc'Mng smile
oamo over her, ns she said:
"Excuse me, I deprived you (St yWf
chair."
Her voice had a clear, cxmiisitcly modu
latest tone, and the sweet courtesy of her
manner brought tears into my eyes, ns the'
entlie forgetfulness uf eelfiu great troublo
is so touching and so seldom seen.
1 resumed the rocking chair, and looking
iuto the fire, studied long and unsatisfac
torily iikiii the question, what deeds in life
wmo able to so transform and imbue the
cluraeter with this strange amount of grief.
Her room was next to mine. Until late
I could hear her steadily pacing back und
forth, while without, the rain, with a new
meaning in its pattring boat fiercely and
ceaaelewly,
Arousing Ironi fitful d'owi, in which her
haunting face- swumsd strange and some
times frightful forms, I still heard ber walk
ing, slowly walking. I dreamed of hor.and
awoko thinking I had only dreamed; for the
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The morning was cold, and tbiu, grey
iou'U, through which a clear sky was visi
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JULY 10, 1880,
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risen, and now swept in chilly gusts about
tho house; and the sunbeams, which came
half reluctantly, seemed cold and cheerless.
Alter breakfast I wjs sitting, bundled In
furs nna shawls, awaiting tho stage, ana
wondering about the fitrongo lady. At lost
everything was In readiness. I asked if thero
was not another lady lo go to II .
"I have just been to her room; but thero
was no answer when I knocked' raid tile
waiter. The (andiorti went up and ttna as
unsuccessful. Tho door was forced open,
and the fenr that bad been creeping in the
hearts of us nil was terribly rcallzcdt She
loy quietly back on ths bed; apparently uo
whiter than when I (aw her tho night be
fore, but Without tho heavily shaded gleam
in her eyes, for she was deadi
Of course a phhsiciari was summoned, nil
examlnatiorf made, and everything which
could throw light updn the subject searched
out. The doctor eald sho had died of dis
ease of tlio heart.
Iter great desiro to go lo ii led Ihotn
to think she lied friends there, nnd prepa
rations were made to coUVoy' tho body to
that place.
I was frozen with horror. I tfonUi not
overcome tho desire I had to he where she
Was, and to look at her beautiful face.
Thero was considerable excitement, when
We arrived at II , but soon all was made
cloSf-i the lady was identified; not by Came,
but n9 being for a short tlrrid resident with
an old than; who lived in a cottage on the
billi llo was sont for and enme. With
calmness he ordered the body lo be taken
to his house, courteously refusing all offers
of assistance.
Tlio iiext morning, my friends, who had
related to mo all they knew of the strange
tatty, proposed that we should call at the
cottage. Wo were admitted, wheri it was
mado knoW'ti that I was with tho lady so
shortly before, her death. Tho room was
somewhat dark, and I cHUld just distinguish
upon a sofa the form of a body, slid drf old
man kneeling before it. As my eyes be
came more uccustomed to the darkness, I
saw that his face, though expieSsing infinite
sorrow was calm.
lie was talking to her. "I forgive you
now, Mnrgtrct, you havo atoned I lorgive
you wholly."
I'ossibly ha had not hoticeil our entrance.
I went and slbod beside him, and iny poor
heart seemed bursting. I feared my sorrow
was intrusive, but 1 could not restrain it. I
wept passionately, whilo his eyes were dry,
I told him how I had seen her.and ho seem
ed moved, and, taking my band in his, said,
''Never sin like her, and you Will never
break on old father's heait."
That, then, was the Secret of her pallor
and of her grief Sisl Perhaps from lov
ing" tot) well. Sorely tried, she had not re
sisted; tclrtpted.sho had not withstood temp
tation. ' I aflcrward learned all. Her mem
Ory is puro and holy, though her briel'lifo
was stained and sorrowful. Out of the or
deal of herein and her anguish, out of temp
tation and the reward of yielding to it,death
led her, and; at the threshold of another
life, her early imperfections fell from her,
nnd tho fair; sweet soul (none other could
look frstri such eves', br speak with such a
voice) claimed its kindred among Iho re
deemed.
Do not thou do likewise. But look with
charity, as angels do, when beautiful but
erfing, fair but tarnished Souls go aside from
rectitude Condemn not, but aid them to
avoid sin.
niA.KAGlKn A CIIII.I).
"Gol dang it 1" said Herbert Ames, with
petulance, as the knees of his sleigh broke
in going down hill; "Gol danj it, I say I"
It was near tub house, nliil Herbert's
mother overheard him. But she said noth
Ing, knowing that tho best timo to reason
with boys was Dtrt when they were excited
With his sleigh broken Herbert's amuse
ment ended for the time, and, after exam
ining tlio fracturea moment, he unwillingly
dragged tho slelgii to tho house,
"Mother," Said he, on ciitering, "this
plaguy sled of mino is broken. I'm so mad
I feel like breaking it all to pieces and burn
ing it."
"Well supposo you do," said his mother,
quietly, "will that improvo the matter?
Will that be as well as to wall a day or two
until your father can repair it, or get it re
paired, if he has no time to do it himself?"
But I hate such luck," said Herbert, im
patiently. "Every Dine I go out to have
some fun, something happens to sil it
oil.'
Don't speak any moro about it. Take
your school history itotv and look over your
lesson,
This was said quietly but firmly, and the
Impatient boy .knowing thero was no chanco
for any compromise; tat down on the lounge
and was Coon absorbed in ihe lesson. II
was quite Irritable at tiirtes,but ho loved his
mother, and had very early Ic'drncd to obey
her, and iu his calm moments was ready lo
concede tliat her advico was always meant
for his good.
He went to school as Usual during th
day; and nothing moro was said about that
morning's mishap until in the evening
when, on being alone' with lilm Mrs. Ames
said :
"Herbert; what Is the' fncaning of gol
da rig ill'
The question had such an air of earliest
inquiry that Herbert looked up, arid, after
a moment s hesitation, answered:
"It don't main anything that I know
of."
"But If It don't mean' anything, why do
you use such an expression sometimes?
"I dou't think I do very often," said
Herbert,
"But why uso it al all t It docs mean
something, arid as you never use it when
good-natured, or ih the prosenco of those
whom you admire and respect, it would
seem that even you understand that It li
not at least a creditable expression.'
"1 never thought what it meant. I bean
other boys tay so when they had bad luck.'
"I suppose you havo beard other boy
Swear sometimes?"
" Vw mother, but I didfft swear."
"You tliirtk to; and no doubt yoii mean
it; but you should remember that that low
word 'gol,' which coined to' your lips so
readily, is a disguised substitution for your
Maker's holy name, and 'dang it' covers
the more open Imprecation of 'damn it,
so common among bad bo) a or bad man,
Th. irnr.l. vmf ,tAt rm StrMAlu.lv lit llm
I 1 J
I eamo Mne as the profane oath which im
piously calls upon your father in heaven
to blast- or dcitroy aoinebody or something
')-. ,'i 4 j j;a-v . l.ttlo bad lucU It .a
Year if Paid in Advnnco.
not paid in advance, $1.25
tftl Imitation, in a low way, of a horrid
oath, and d falsa oath too; for not many of
those who ittvoko Qod's wrath In this way
would CfJrO' to seo their prayer answered.
The original and vulgar Imitations arc nei
ther fit to bo uttered by decent lips. In
deed, Christ expressly says; 'Let your com
munications bo Yea, Yea, and Nay Nay,
for whatsoever is more than this comcth ol
evil.' My boy," continued tho mother
tenderly kissing him, "should be above such
language."
Tho matter had never appeared la Her
bert Iri that light beforo, and yct.youug as
ho was, ho felt Inat the language, which at
first had amused tillil, was not of tho kind
which is heard ih good society. His moth
cr's exjiosition of its real import shocked him,
nd her kindness nnd gentlohCM touched
him deeply. His eyes tilled will! tears,
and, throwing his arms about her neck; he
said:
"Dear mother, I'm very sorry, nnd I'll try
not to uso suoli bad words again."
Whether ho ever did yield to tho tempta
tion again we cannot say; but the course his
mother took to explain the matter, when
neither was excited, was certainly far better
than an instant appeal to the rod, or those
foolish and and angry feptodches in which
so many parents indulge when children are
guilty oflittlo sius."
Tiin txAc'r ci:.sus takeU.
The most prcciso and thorough census
enumerator has just passed through a mln
ng camp iri Southern Nevada; and he had
a hard time of it,
As an illustration, lib called1 at ah old
prospector'scabin,thootherday, proceeded to
put tho miner through tho entire category
of questions about as follows!
"What street do you livo on?"
"Don't livo on no street; 1 livo yer in
these rocks."
"What's tho number of your house?" ask,
cd the interrogator; still adhering to the text
of his blank forms.
'The number of my hoUsc?" quizzed the
miner; it's io. 1, 1 reckon."
"What's your name?"
"Bill Lamar."
"Aro you white, black, mulatto, Chinese
or Indian?"
"Wall, how," said Bill, slightly ruffled,
and rising, "I don't know what ycr driving
at, stranger, but I want yer to understand
that round this ycr camp I bears the repcr-
talion of bciu' white."
"Aro you male or female' solemnly in
quired the' questioner.
".Vc? me?" shouted Bill, taking a step
nearer his visitor and starting to roll up his
shirt sleeves "Me' I'm a man, every inch
of me I"
Still pursuing his duty; the governmental
agent ebntinued:
"Aro you sick or temporarily di'abled?"
"Sick? disabled?" roared Bill, dancing
wildly before the young man with tho big
book you black foci nov"
"Blind?"
"Not muchl" hissed tho miner; with eyes
flashing.
"Idiotic?"
Wild with rage and glaring liko a mad
man, at this question, Bill shook his fist uu
der the agent's nose just ns tho latter looked
up mildly and innocently followed up his
inquiries, with
"Insane, crippled, bedridden?"
This was too much. Bill's fist comedown
on tho census taker's unfortuua'e head like
u rock hammer, whilo at tho same time his
number fourteen brngans sought such a lev
erage Under the poof fellow's coat tolls as
lifted him clear out doors; boot arid all.
Tho amazed enumerator gavn one glancb
back at the advancing form of tho most
dangcrotls looking human being hi eyes
bail ever rested upon, and started for a gulch
a hundred yards away, whero he rubbed his
bruises down, andysenting himself on a rock,
opened his great kbok;nnd after tho name
of "Bill Lamar," wroto the words:
Maimed, crippled, or otherwise disabled ?
Nol
Insane?
YES I
WHAT 'jT(i TUACII UIIIXS.
Ti darn stockings, and sew on buttons,
T, say no, and mean it, or yes and stick
(o it.
To keep a hnuso In neat ordcr,vith every
thing in its place.
To have nothing to do with Intemperate'
and dissolute young men.
Teach them to regard the morals and not
the money of tho beaux.
That the mora ono lives within one s in
come, tho moro ono will save.
That tight lacing ought to be prevented
by a law as opium is in China.
That tlio further one gets beyond one s in
come the nearer ono gets to tlio poor house.
A llll'wi.vllTid INSUUIl.
The old man Smith, of Ilicbfield, is a self
sufficient sort of an old fellow, and prides
himself upon his riding abilities. Oua day
ho espied his young hopeful leading a colt
to water rather gingerly, and remarked:
'Why on earth don't you rido that little
beast?"
"I'm 'fraid to; 'fraid he'll throw me.-"
"Bring that boss here," snapped tho old
man.
The colt was urged up to the fence; and
braced on ono side by the boy while the old
man climbed on to the Mill and stocked
himself on the colt's back. Then he was
let go, and the 61 d gentleman rodo proudly
off.
Paralyzed by fear the colt went slowly
for about twenty roils without a' demonstra
tion. Then like lightning his four legs
bunched together, his back bowed like a
viaduct arch and the otd man shot up in
the air, turned seven iefmrate add distinct
sniriersHUlU arid lit ori the small of his back
In the middle of tho road, and with both his
legs twitted ground his neck. Hastening
to him the young hopeful anxiously inqui
red; "Did ll burl you, pa."
The old man row slowly, shook out the
llooU in his legs, brushed the dust from his
ears and hair, and rubbing his elbows
growled;
"Well, it dld'nt do me a bit of good. You
go home."
A Ureas CsitcrjirLc'.
The Hup IlitUM Manufacturing Company
It nne of Knoliwier'a zroaiett buticittt outer
prise. Their Hop Outer, bavo rescin d a
taw ueyona an Present, naving iron, ineir
intrium valuo found their way win almost
every h 'uscliold in tho land
V;,.,jS, ;j j
-tl-H-UL SU M U!1 J I. I.MH ILLlM
The Carbon Advocate
An Independent family Newspaper
I'ubllshed ovrry SATURDAY, In
Lohlgbton, Carbon Ct:;Pa., by
ii.liiuY t'j frblifeiiuiJ.ii.
Omrn-llAKWAY, n short fllstaucc ubivii
the' Lehigh Valley It. It. Depot.
Terms: $1,00 per Annnm in Adranci)
Brunt DFAcnrrnoM tit resist mb ixtct
J ob Printing
AT VERY LOW PRICES.
fcuiToit nAC8firrrii assistant.
Colonol Bagshot tuns a weekly newspa
per called the Union, up In Chodunk. Ite
cently the colonel was called away to NetV
York on business, leaving tho Union In tha
hands of an assistant who had been lo lift
employ some tittle tlrrie.
Row the colonel knew that said assistant
had the check of a braes statue; I htl the au
dacity of r New England tiy; both India'
petisabte attributes of tho newspaper man
but still, alter being In tbecity about week;
he began to grow uneasy; and tclegrspltttl
td Chodunk:
"IIow's things V
Back came the answer from tha whllotri
editor:
"Bully I Circulation of the old thing'
gone up a thousand. Been getting up a red
hot paper, And there's a fcaojf outside that
are weeping because they can't hoist the
shingles off the roof and knock tho whole
concern to thunder. Stay away as long at
you like;1'
Bagshot didn't waston moment after rtv
eclving ihii encouraging dispatch.
He started home iu the first train; and
reached Chodunk before night.
The first man that struck him was ths
ticket agent:
"Look here, colorifetl" be cried excitedly;
"I've a darned good notion to punch your
hood; you brazen-faee'd Olirliar,"
"Why?" askod Bagshot;
"Read that 1" and the1 ticket agent shoved
a crumpled Union into his band.
There was a paragraph; marked; as fol
lows:
Railroad News. Tho bandy-leeeo!
idiot who robs the railroad company at till
village has purchased a Hew pocket kuifc;
Mora knocking down from the cash drawer.
Bagshot bit his lip;
"Bill1 said be, "that's a calumny, ami
I'll see it righted in our next. It's my
cussed assistant's work."
"I don't caro whoso work it Is," growled
the agent, "but if it ain't contradicted some
body's got to die; that's all."
Bagshot didn't reply, but sailed down tho
street to the Union office.
Ho had not gone half it block beforo hd
collided with Deacon Marsh,
The deacon seized him by the shoulder
and exclaimed:
"What do you mean, Bagshot, by Insert
ing that scandalously untrue item about
mo?"
"Didn't insert any item," replied tho
colonel.
"Don't sneak out of it in that way." You
know you did. Why I just cut it out of tha'
t7m'on listen:
Religious Intelligence. That wbibM
sepulchre, Deacon Marsh, was noticed, last
Saturday ni(jht, trying to opeu tbecoul hold
in front of his residence with his night key;
The deacon was full as a goat, and couldn't
tell moonshine from green cheese."
"Now that's nice, ain't It, saying that I
was iutoxicated Saturday night; when I waJ
in bed at Seven with a raging toothache?"
"It's that reckless fool whom I left iu
charge," groaned tho colonel. "I'll make it
all right; Marsh," and Bagshot scurried on
again,,only to bb Confronted by Major Bllm;
"Coloncll" uttered Bllm, in bis deepest
voice, "this Is villianousl It's my intention
sir, to call you and shoot yoU through thef
heart. What the deuce do you mean by
publishing this nolo in tho I'liiwi
Military Jottings. Major Blim, tho tat
tercd old beggar, who hid in an oyster bar
rel during lb, battle of Bull Run wear. J,
whig, lie ought to be shot ill tho back with
a baked apple. ,
"I can't help it; BUM,-" said Bogshot.wipi
Ing his forehead, "it'j all owing to that
young devil in the oflice. lie has mado a
red hot paper. Just wait, major, and I'll
fix things.-"
Then Bagshot started again; By the post
office old Parker grabbed him.
"Ob, you unfeeling ghoul!" walled Park
er, "you ought to bo rude On a rail. Tho)
idea of making fun of my poor dead childl"
"How?"
"How? llave yo'U the cheek to ask how?
Maybe yotl did'ut shove this iu the Union;
did you; yoU heartless hypocrite:
UDITl'ART.
Little Bennie Parker
Had a stomach paiui
Rbeubarb and ipecac
Both were in vain;
He kicked tbe golden bucket,
His parent's hearts uro tore;
They'll bury him to-morrow,
At u quarter of four;
. -Of course Bagshot had to explain; anJ
promised tbe bereaved father a two coluruii
notibe of Iho dead Bennie'a many virtues.
Hardly had ho done sd beforo youug
Coolcy appeared.
"Colonel Bagsliot," he announced, "you
are a lying scoundrel. This is a uico tiling
to put in your blackguard of a paper abou.'
a young lady;"
Society Hems. Miss Cooley, the old ha.'
ou South street, waltzes uroun d in a paten,
bustlo Iu tho ho(Hi of catching a fellow, but,
she can't; not even if she lays tho paint uj
LWICH VL3 IIIIUJI US BIIU UltB HOW .
But Bagshot did'nt stop to hear II.
He llew ecross the squaro and into the'
Union office like a Hash.
No one was there. That able assistant
editor, warned by Irieuds unknown, had
dusted fJretcr; Lying on the desk was w
Untett folded so that this notico caught Mar
shal's eye:
Literary Mcms Thjbald headed snipo
who pretends to rim this (taper has goue w
New York. We expect to hear every ran
incut of his sentence lo Slug Sing for arson
and highway robbery. The citizens bf Choi
dunk should congratulate themselves if this
colonel dues not disgrace his village by be
ing hung lor infanticide."
Bagshot never intends to employ another
assistant editor, and journalists in search of
a situation, will find it healthy to kcepnway
from him. . Ten i-'yck, in Wavcrly
Magazine.
An Oregon woman threatened W cnl htr
husband's nose Oil', and he overheard the
threat; and iu tlio night he awoke and found
her lying his feet nnd hands. He determin
ed to stop her in the" very act ol committing
the crime, and so feigned deep until ibo
had got him securely tied; and hid got the'
knife all ready to do the deed when he
ojieucd hit eyes and cried. "Ah, huaay
I've caught you in tbe very sett" But the
did'ut drop tbe knife or teem dismayed,
Sbo asked him what he was going to do
about I); and then ho discovered that be'
could'nt do anything; oBd as tho whacked
the nose off he did'ttt feel that he'd been to
blamed smart after all;
In' ludffiiiirrajtibu uf fetlock jrtrt from
whulover oarito tho lameneu It cVrtrtcU-f
lwl by mbiliiy lo Ilex, the Joint by hi
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swelling, pain or prcsure