ntiiing Mes.
We deiirBHt.to b distinctly understood
hat no advertisements will bo Inserted In
lie column's of Tut CIudox AnvooATK that
may be received from unknown parties or
firms unless' accompanied by the oisn.
The following nro our osly terms I
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Local notices 10 cents per lino.
II. V. MORTHIMER, Publisher.
A. IK Mosscr?
1 attnfactnrer ot and Dealer In
STOVES, RANGES AND HEATERS,
Tin and ket-Iron Ware and General
Honse Fnrhisning Goods.
ItOOFlNO and SPOOTfllfO done at
abort notice and at Lowest Cash Prices.
T am the nnthontf d aaert for the Fate of the
lollonln? FIim'.CLAHS 8 I'OVES
THE SILVEIt A GOLD .MEDAL COOK,
THE LI0HTII0U8E COOK.
TIIEMAYFtOWEll HAN'tJH,
THE 8UNHIIIN1S BANOEnnd
HieNEV.'ANCIlOIl HEATER,
and am Selllnft them VH ft V t'llEA r tor Cash.
VverVlilndof NlOVEOttATESi and PI11E
BI1H.K3 kept constantly on hand.
Store on SOUTH Street,
A few doors above Back Bt., LEUIOHTON.
mitonnco solicited Satlstao lrn Knarnnteed.
Oct. 5-yl A. I. MOS3ER.
Central Carriage Works,
Bank St., Lcliigliton, Pa.,
Are prepared to Manufacture
Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs,
Spring Wagon, &c.,
Of every description, In tlio most substantial
manner, and at Lowest Cash 1'rlces.
Repairing Promptly Attended to.
TREXLEK & KREIDLKU,
April 2S, 1879 yl Proprietors.
QAKBON ADVOCATE
CHEAP
JOB PRINTING OFFICE,
LEUIOHTON. PA.
.1 f '
Itvery description of rnntlnc. from a
Visiting Card to a Poster.
CARDS,
11II.L HEADH,
LETTER HEADS,
NOTE HEADS.
STATEMENTS.
ritOUHAMJlES,
rosTEna,-.
HAND BILLS,
DODO EHS.
' CIRCULARS,
SHIPP1NU TAO-,
ENVELOPES,
,, , , PAMl'HLETW,
' by-laws, 6C. ii'c,
.
Done lo the best manner, at very Lowest ITices
We a-e m-eoared to do work at ns cheap rates
as .hit ctuen m i lie btale fiat utais uonvmiy
With lis customers.
OUR MOTTO IS
Cheap, Prompt & Reliable
(Orders b small rcclvo prointit attention
JOHN F. HALBACII,
Instructor of Music,
(Piano, Organ, Voice and Theory.)
LKIHGHTON, l'A.
OPINIONS OF THE THF-SS.
" Ills pupils speak tilnlily or Ills ability as a
teaclier.-rafoti Chronicle.
He Is "ell qualiftjd for Ills calling Cata-
lauqua Uiipaicit.
He Is a worthy diselnle of Itaydn, Moiurl
Deethoren. We have had the pleasure nfllit.
enlnir tn hi. rendition ot the Old Masters ami
were channel with his touch and execution
Statlnglon A'ewt.
Sole agent for the
J. & C Fischer Piano ;
and, also. M SOV i HAMLIN and NEW
HAVEN CO S, OKOANS.
For particulars, terms, &c Address,
JOHN V. IUMMU1I.
Aug. 2, HT,-ly. Lehlghton, I'a.
jprlmo Home Mutlo Ureatl!
WHV GO HUNOUYI When ran can Buy (II,
Kuud4 It f llt CIjm III cad -
FIVE LOAVES FOU 25 CENTa !
I. V. O'NEAI,. the nonular llrcad and fake
liaver, t IliiRbton In omertoiuevtilie aula
oriueiinim nun Jeruro I an J cue vi uib teie.
prated Home Made OttEAUto
Fits Loaves for Twenty-five Cts. Cash
Sugar. Ualiln Cimj inut Soatcli, Drop, cream
Tfti Ufittt ptr Dnien.
Look Out for tliu Wagon!
At MAUOH CHUNK, on Tuesday, Tnuraday
IEII 1 o 1 1 10 N and v E 1 s . l-b tlT, every A f I er
TE11MS ST1UUTI.Y CASH I
ratrouaca Kilictlod J. w. O'NRAL
niuitifit uiposue first national liana.
aprlUyl Unn ( feet, Leulfthton Ta.
1500
TOttfOa A YKAlt. or 13 to 13) a
day lu your ou loeatiiy. o i
risk. Wouieodoaa wella. tueu.
tltnv niaxe luoie tluu toe
amount .Utrdaoore. No one e n tali t make
ramryl'ei An one caa d the wuik Von
caq make Irom Vi ceuta to S i an hour lr devot.
iDxroureveninjaaiMt pattt tl-net.i the duk.
iiua. It roata nothing to try toe duuiicm.
Holhiuar like it lor mouer waulu- ev.r Lffeied
wtor. Uuuuex pleaut an I .trictiy liouor
atiia. Under it ion wanttokuoMT allabnut
the bei pivlnsbilnasa tietorelbe pubno nend
vour adoreaa aaa we w ImiuI ,ou tuit p.r
ataraaa4 pnvareaerma tre aainp ei worl b
alaotr fyoaean then aka npyoarunnd
mnt Ad'IreMOKOHuB briNB i.N
tf.,Ptl!ji4,'tf. H-tJ
H. V. Mouthimer, Proprietor.
VOL. VIII., Np. 23.
CARDS,
Hoot anil Shoe Mnlceri
CllntonDretny,fn an,!miWinj.uiik strut.
AUordtn promptly Mltd work warranted .
Attorneys.
F. P. LOKOSTKRT. S. II. QlLUAU
y OMSTEET & GILI1AM,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
Office: Levan's Building, Bank Strcot,
. LEUIOHTON, PA.
Collections and all Legal business entrust
to them will rocclvo .irompt attention,
feb. 21, 1890. '
JOHN KLINE,
ATTORNEY AT .LAW,
Office: Comer Susquehanna and Raco streets
. MADCH CHUNK, TA. Jnly5-iy
JOHN D. BEIttOLCTTE,
Attoiink? and Codnsellor at Law,
Olllco i Room 2, Ground Floor Mansion House
MATJfUI CHUNK, PA.
May bo consulted In Ocrman. mai!3 ly
SI. UAPSHKll,
ATTOItNI'.Y AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW,
Bass Staici,Linionio!i, Pa.
Real Estate and Collection Atencv. Will Buj'and
Bell ItialBntate. liouveyaucliift .leatly don. Col
actions promptly mads. BetHIng Kstatei of Do
slants a peclaty. May be consulted In Knllsh
DdUerinan. Ncv.22;
JAS. II. STnUTHKRS,
ATTOltN 1Y AT LAW,
3-(Mice : 2d floor ofjlhoad's Hall,
Blauoli Chunk, Pa.
All business entrusted to Mm will be promptly
attended to.
aiavui, ly.
p J. MI3EIIAN,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
2nd Dcor abovo MA SHIN HOUSE
MAUOiI CHUNK, Punka.
US-Can h consulted lu German. 'in9.
Justices and Insurance,
JL CONVEYANCER,
AND
GENERAL INSURANCE AGENT
The fdlowlna. Companies are Represented:
LEIVAN )N MUTUAL FIRE,
UEAIIirtM MUTUAIil'luc,
WOMIM l'IHE,
l'orT.-iviLi.r. Finn,
Ll'lilKlli FIRE, ana tho TBAV
ELERs AtlCIDUNT INSURANCE,
Al.r r.mitvnnli and Mutual llorso Thief
Deteo'lvn ami Iu.urauio Company.
Marcn23.1873 IIIOS. KUMERER.
-gEUNAKD rZlILLIPS,
Count Buildiko, NAUOH CHUNK, Pa.
Tire Insurance Agent.
OT- POLIOIES In SAFE Comnnnles only,
; lleusonablo Hates Aug. 23-yl
LMN STOLLK,
Notary Public & Conveyancer,
Fire and Life Insurance Agent
MAUOH CHUNK, PA.
B- Business transacted In Enttllsh and
German. Aug.iByl
Physicians and Dentists.
Slatington Dental Office,
ir.UTAllLlSHfcll 1870.
Artificial Teeth Male to Restore Ihe
OripatGoiitoiirofLiiis&GWs.
Dit. L. Cami'ukix.
Filliko Teeth a Sppcialtv. toct. 1-ly
D1
U. W. A. tOUTKlGMT,
SUItGEOX DENTIST,
Ti.mlers his nrofesslonnl services to the peo
ple uf Mnuch Chunk, LchighUm, WeUsiioit,
rarkcrtou anil vicuuty.
OFFICE: Opposite tlio Broadway House,
BROADWAY, MAUCH CHUNK, Pa.
Fresh Lauglilns Gas nlwjys on haiul. All
work guaranteeil satisfactory . oug j-y 1
w.
V. ItKIlUIt, M. I).,
1'AnUVVIl.t.E, Cirbon Countv, I'a.
it, ti nal llcaldencc.... tiom7 a. in. to 10a. ro.
iicuusj un I liao .11 10 10 p. in
Mav be consu ted In the Oernian Laii5iiiJte
1. O. Address i.clilihtou. mar. 21, t(
fy A. UlSmiAMKIl, M.D.,
1'HVUCIAN AND 8VI1OKON
Special attfUtiou p,ld to Chrtiole Dlnea.es.
Offic: South Ka.tcornrlronan(t2i,d.t... he-
bl.'bton.ra. Aprl'3, 1815
jsq" a. KKHi:it, m. d.
V. S Kxumlnlng Surgeon,
PnAOTICINO rllYSIUIANandSOKOnoN,
Orricui uauk street. Iiuiek's iilock, Leaich.
ton, I'a.
May be consnucd In tlio Ocrni n Language.
Nov. S
QARBON HOUSE,
J. W..RAUDENBUSH, rHOPnIETOlt,
Hank St., I.eiuouton, I'a,
The OannoN Hocbb idfcrs nrsUelais accom.
raoilatljns to the Truvoilutr publl.i. uonrdlnte
bv the Hay or Meek on U nsmialde Terui..
Choice Olxarr. Wines and Manors always on
hind. Ijooil Slu'.ls and Ma ties, wl'h aiten
tnu Hostlers, altacheU. April 10-)1
J ElirOLlTai'.YKK,
Announces to the people of LtMnhton and
vicinity Hut he has leased and re U tied the
Saloon & Eestauiiant,
lately owned by l.v.wts J. rimiSTX an, on
Hank street, IhlKhinn, and is tin pared to
furnlfh ihfuiwlth I'HEiH 11EEII audoiticr
Herrcshaieuta at all limes. I'atrouajie sollo
llnl, free Liuucti ISvpry 8fiinlav Hif
iilng. ap. 10, 1880-yl.
iArJTMT,i
F A I.KUMVNV So'lcltor of American
and FnreiK P4lntt W Iiiuk'oii. lie All
buslnvas .ooueoie.l Htth P lUBir whether be
fore Ike Patent Olnoeor Ih ourls. promptly
attended to. Noehrsm nit unless a patent
lMreurt-1 Bend for elxcular etw-tf
Railroad Guide.
pllIbA. it UICAUINO UA1LHOAD
Arrangement of Passenger Trains.
FEBRUARY 4TII. 18:9...
Trains leave ALLEMOWN aatoltowst-
ivii nv.tfiniiiu v.lfnn.lll.
ForPhtladolpUla.al MJJ, 0.U, 11.40. a.m., and
-d.va p. m.
SUNDAYS.
For Philadelphia at "J.30 a. m..U! n. ra.
. IV1A TASl' riutXA. dkascd.) ..
For nomllug, 5.50, BM a m I2.iu, 4.S0 and S CS
For IIorrlsonrL-.5W,ti.03tt. m., 12.10,4.30 ancU.O",
p. m. .
for Lancaster and Columbia, 5 SO, 9.0, a.m. and
n. m.
KTTWTIAV.Q
For UeadlnR, Harrlsburg, and way points, 9.0S
' (VIA BETBtBIIEM.)
Pnr Phllnilelnl.lii fro'n 1,. V. Depot 4.4S. 6.12.
8 42 a. m .17.' 3 5.4i,-8.' 4 p. m. Bummy 4 to p. m.
A'or A'lliianeil niairum u. oc o. eiiiii, o a u.
oi 12 M. .'-3 C-: ii. in.
iruma j'UHAtiUi'i.'iuwii leave aaiouows:
ivtA prtnicinMr.s liAM.RnAD.)
LoavePluladelphlH, 7.40 u. ra., 1.0a, 1.30 JDC 6.30
11. ui.
SUNDAYS.
Loivo Philadelphia, 8."u.m. nncl3.15p. m.and
4 in v. m.
1 ivia riAST rESN a. nnAScif.
Learo Redoing T.':5 10.3J a. ui.,2.io. 3.51, rndC.lB
p. ni,
Lravo Harilsbure, 6.11, 8 IS andfi.53, a. ra., 1.43
aim 4. uup. in.
I.oave Lancaster, B.Oia, m.. 1.00 and 3.S0p. m.
LcareColuuibla, 7.51 a. in 1.03 and 3.40 p. m.
SUNDAYS.
I cave Reading. 7.20 a.m.
Leave HaniiintK,5.2 ' a.m.
tVIA Hr.TIILr.HltM.)
Leave fhlladelntila 7 on. e it, 9.4', 2.20, S.IS
B.lfln.m, Sutidar9 31n m., 8.00 p.m.
Train mmkol tlms 11 run to and from depot
9th and (Jrcen etreeta. Philadelphia other
11 niUH 10 a in irom jiroaantrcet aepni. jraine
Vlu Bftjlebera" run to nm fiom Berks Bt,
Depi it, except t.iose marked ( 1
Tno 0.43 11, 111 and 5.55 v. m. trains from Allen
town, and the7.4i a.tn and 5.3 p.m. trniun
from Philadelphia, hao through cars to and
Iroiu Philadelphia,
J. E. WOOTl'EN.
Generat Manager.
C Q n ANCOCK. fffii'l Past. & TUKH Aoent.
nov. 15
rpHE SLATIN'GTON
PLANING MILL
AND
Cabinet Ware Factory,
AT SLATIXGTON.
JOHN BALLET, Propr.,
Dealflln all lclnl nnrt sires of rinp, Hemlock
Unk nml Hard Wooo Lumber, ami isiiowiue
pat ed to osccute any aiouut of orders lor
DrcsseD Lumbell
OF ALli KINDS.
Doors, Sashes, Jilimls, Shuttciv,
Mouldings, Cabinet AVare, &c,
With iTmnptness.
Brackets Made to Order.
The MnchhiPrv In all now ami or tlio let and
most tmpinvcrt klnil". I cnnitoy uouo bui tlia
tr tint,!. ml am tlio efurctibluti'jruaianteiioiitiro
sniitactli)ti to all who mav favor mo with atoll.
Oirirr iiv mail niotmnlv nttcuded to. Mv
cJiarro aro imnipruto; teum cash, or Interest
tliutged alter thirty nays.
GIVE Mi: A CALL.
Ttioo rnrflpett In llmliVnp will flortitt
loir ailvfliitjiuo to Jihvo hlrtluir. Floor Unanla
Door. 'ashes. Miuturti. &c., kv mtOentthl
Fprtoiv.
amy loyi joiin lliivt.
E. F. LUCKENBACU,
Two Doors Below tho "Broadway House
MAUCH onUNK, PA.
Doaler in all Patterns 01 Plain aLd Fancy
Wall !siiiei'5
Window Shades,
Paints & Painters' Supplies,
LOWLST CASH ThlCES.
J.IVIU U(UICItT.S
Livery & Sale Stables
UANIC STIIHKT.L.KIIIGHTON, In
FAST TROTTING HOUSES,
ELEGANT CARRIAGES,
And positively I.OWEll rillcr.S than any
otner livery lu ine uojiuv.
l.arcoann hunUome Carilatrcs for Panern
pnrponeannd WcUdluss. DAVID ElillKItT
Nov.:: i73.
MEAT MARKET !
Ilnnk Street, I.rlilglilon,
OHAKI.ES KIPP, I'noraiETOR.
Charles KIpp ileilres to ea)l attention of his
friends and 1 usrnuiers to the Curt that he has
orcneu v jikht siakkkt opponte the
ruuuo nquare: lianK street, i.eblglilon, ra..
mem uiu, mo luuuu uv nil iiiuca
The Best Fresh Meats
In season, Beef, Lamb, Veal, Sausage, Tlo
louna. he. Terms AS OH HAP AS THE
CHEAPEST. 1'atruuage solk-llel
Au.S0-ly. Oil AS. KIPP.
Anv llnolc Mn?azloe or Newff irer cent post
paid ut tJlopautillfTH lov ht i r.ct. witu a va'u
Riito meuiiuui. We Rivu u imi 14 x is v.ewt
the Oapttot builotatr, the moit aisfftitiWnt
. tract nre t u Amei 10a. &U an'i utlul vtt-wii itf t he
Wbiiu II 'Hi ne, Trc;tuv butlillnfr, smltlmonlan
Inmuute P.uent Otlite. Mount Vi-mou unit
other point' ut it tenet In anl about llioNo
iiuiml lip tul OaivmtaKsyit (yr the liippdn
Hot ciuiuviuffovlJi etHi( tho tewi, nutl ah
uif t pUu((itfrBpUt ni Ut-aiUnx btutt-amou. ut oat
trlcert. if viti want anv bi k or ti to Ue
tor uny pertnit'e il. nr 10 renew an 1 1 mibrrlp.
ticu bomlMampfornruirof tLe 1-1TLAIIV
HU1.LL. I IN ymniu(uii boulc nute uoiice vt
uew iubl'iiouti, ctia o?u, iirioH. etc.
ATiOX AL NKWB JlUl'UU,
Lock box .A o. f trift
March i3-tf Wa.u tiKton, C,
PENSIONS.
NI'.U' LAW. Thnuaanda ol "o'.dl. ra and heirs
1 intl'tt-d. t'enMona djte back to diVlmr.eor
utv iil a-ma uiiuea. Any a.uu tv iio 1 1-liilil-'
coutricled In tneot doty nben Droved.
Kliea I'a- nei.. T)i"iniiiid ere .II.) euMIrd
tollou'ilv. Tbiu-amls wdn are draw.ns jien
aid-a are u ttit.eil to iiiereaa . einl tuo 'Tama.
fur aiinimir- tt I'cu 1-jii- and 11 nntv Arts.
11" oern.ia. on v e ri ter in tho fol uw.uk p utita
i nl. ma i p 11.- too ir -.tan.iinirt
11. P. Ketinvor. Pre' lent iu ia Hank.
' V. A. uoll.w y J' mi t.
Ho.i. J 11. Jolt n. Ei. Ju .BoClr ct,
Fre.i. Hsg Cobi ci r Int. ev
Hon. f t , Duuv. lit it 'mey OcntraL
Indiana liantnit noipanr,
1 H rilZ jtl'ALD i CO.
Either Box 0, Waauuixtoo, l. t., or lnfluna.
polir, led, sjitj-ws
2
INDEPENDENT"
LEHIGHTON, CARBON COUNTY, PA., SATURDAY, MAY 1, 1880.
Dr. Charles T. Horn
Would announco to tho publlo that ho has
purchased from MltS. A. O. PETER, tho
CENTRAL DRUG STORE,
In Lcuckcl's Block,
Bank St., Lehighton, Pa.,
HaviDK refitted and refilled tho entire stock
ho can offer
DRUGS AND
Strictly fresh
CHEMICALS
nntl Pure,
Also Horse and Cattle pnwders.Pntent Medi
cines, urusncs, soaps, unmii!, i-criuuicncs,
SponKes, Chamois Skins. Wines and
Liquors fur Medical Purposes. Oils,
Lamps and Fixtures. l)ycstuffs,Oholco
Uliciirs, Pipes and Tobacco. Spco
tacles. Trusses, Nursing Dottles,
Violin Strings, and n lull lino of
WullPnpcrnnd llordcrsattho
Lowest Prices.
Prescriptions carefully compounded and
irompt attention given to every branch of the
lusluess.
A continuance ot tbo nntronnire heretoinre
extended to this establishment is rcsnectlully
solicited, nnd satisfaction ituarnntceu.
sept.13, 18i9.-ly. Dn. O. T. HORN.
WEISS &KERSCHNER,
60CCEBS0R3 TO
BOMIG A- IIOFFOED,
Bank Street, Lcliigliton,
Arc prepared to Manufacture, to order, every
ucscnpuon 01
OAHRIAOES,
BUOOIES,
SLEIGHS,
SPRING WAQONS,
Romig's Pnt. Platform "Wagon,
da., at lowest rates for Cash.
REPAIRING
Ofall description promptly atlended to at tho
most reasonable prices.
AT All Work irunrnntccd. and natronacre
Is respectfully solicited.
WEISS & KERSOIINER.
July 26, 1819-yl
DANIEL WIEAND,
Carriagcs,Wagons,Sleighs,&c
conNEn op
HANK AND IKON STIIEETS,
LEUIOHTON, Penna.,
Respectfully announces to his friends nnd the
public, tlmt hols prepared to Build all des
cription of
CARRIAGES.
SPRING WAOONS.
SLEIOHS, ic.,
in the. Litem anil Most Approved stiles, at
Prices lolly as low as the Kamo can bo obtain,
ed elsewlitre.guarnntef Injr the bestScasoned
Material and most substantial workmanship.
Particular ntti ntlon given" to
REPAIRING
in a1
Us details, at the verv Lowest Prlees.
Patronime respectfully solicited and perfect
gatlgtactlon uuaraLtccd,
uco e, 1670-yl
DAN. WIEAND.
DR. J. O. B. SIKGEltT & SONS'
WORLD UEKOWSED
Angostura Bitters.
An art'elo of over-
Filly Ye.uv Ktsimliiip.
Thin wist mvlKiratlnr tomo Isjasilyeeie
oiateil fur its oqil-ito llivor anil extiaoidl
nrry MEt'lclXAL vntnes.
It Impnno. .lie .ppetito and cures ilvspon
sia. rtinrrbas i.ano feeraud nnue.
o eoikiail or mix il ilr tik h perfect without
It, beoiuso it p ev-ula the bad tllccli ofa.chollc
ttQuorn.
Copies t ccrtificateiof Mjmoof tliemosi emt
nent phvi-lctauHaudcliem sta ut tlm wntld, lev
raidinir it whni. eomeiiea, and pjtlty are
plureii In each nox
Knld ' y I bo pi mo nil pr eern. nrneclst' and
liquor it .llera J W. HAM OX Hole Aeeut
fm t.ie U. !!., CI Broadway, Now York, P.O.
Uox:JJ0. - Jan. 31-wlJ
AliJiKKS OF ( AH110N UIUSTT,
Ta7ce Notice.
Tbo nndirsicned. rel.linK III MAHONINO
Towiithin. Curbnn Cutntt . h in lieen aiiiHitt(d
AGENT for the KHVxI'DXE 1'Elfl lLlZUll
A.MI AI.U.M MAUl AUTUtlinU UUM1"V.
Uceubed uy ibe ftiit" ot I'cnuitrivanta. 'IhU
FERTILIZER
contain Kccor.llin to Clf-oi c;ii .Aukl rf-U. ll.fO
li-nt(ixHle nt Irou, i',13 Stiltiuita Ac rt. Sf
riAili (MSKotla nini 3.00 lliuiuo AcM
Tlai a i q jticat Fi iiurcr lor 'ruin unit Grm".
anil t'Bpco a ly 101 Fruit rioon.Qiapo V uv and
Flowers on It iiomroy Hie Hou r i uo otfierfu
tects u Injuriuu lu Vunno Ivuula uiciiaiin
Cull miucImi lue yidtrorUeiH, ttt-c lecouimen
(IMiotnof unimlaeut laiiueri.auJ uiakuyuui
eelves Iiappy,
(;i:oitci: hi;rgi:u.
Jan. f ahontiiff Towniililp.
Price Within the Reach of All.
tiik mot l'OPULAn nooKa since
ltNrIu va inveiivD.
The full and complete Lectures
Colonel B. G.INGERSOLL,
No. 1. ails(jrao( Moaes. No V. ul .
Jso 3. Oluiida No. 4 llell
Ko. 5-IJbiUTOt Min, Wi.umn and Child.
Ko I Uoin. No. 7, I ituilreiual lierelopuieat.
No. s. Human Itwil.ls. Nu. 3 HeieaKcr.
Ml. iv. Itcltaious Intolerance.
No, II. Ueelto and txeivfiea.
No. 12 Co.lngeiHih'BVitiOicutiouufTloH.raiuo
o. is I'le.i lor luilirlili a'itr aud Arrolsu
tnei.t of tbe rnoich.
No. 11. '1 be Hollirlon ut our Dav.
No, In 1'erboUJi Deimu Perne.!.
Na 0. Thel'bllo-opberol Iteuou-Uuniboldt.
piuuH nvi: ents each.
Col. Iuprsallaul His CMGagq Critics.
AL.etuio ovltov Jjine K Aiplenee.
rt'rico U Ueuti.
Speech of Cnarjea Stuwaitsl'rrnsll at tM Ux.
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OUT UF STYLE.
bv yr. n. n.
Ma says my hand you ought not hold.
Sho says that's out of stylo ;
It was tho fashion In her day,
But 's dropped for quite a while.
She told me too, that men who kiss
Were, rudo nnd very dashing :
She said that firty years a no
Men's kisses wcio lit fashion.
Sho said our chairs should not bo closo,
At least two yards away i
Folks had them closo when sho was young
That's out of stylo to-day.
My ma, you know, I must obey,
She's old and knows what's rroper;
And not for nil the world I'd do
A single thing to shock her.
So drop your arm around my waist,
And plcaso my hand let go
Since mamma s so particular,
Sho must be pleased, you know.
Arid plcaso don't kiss mo any more,
You know mamma's so queer,
I'll do the kissing all alone,
'TIs style, you know, my dear.
And as to chairs, I'm suro we've stylo,
Mlno's lull ten feet away i
I'm glad I lcf. mlno over there,
But, ain't I heavy, rray ?
The Defeated orics.
A iSTORY OF THE REVOLUTION 1
In tho ycor 1777 Philadelphia was in the
hands of IIowo and his inhuman soldiery,
whilo tbo fields of Bramlywino gavo tho
American people an evidenco of British
humonity.
Tho people of Pennsylvania and Dela
ware were at tho mercy of their foes. Bands
of Hessian dragoons scoutod the vicinity of
Philadelphia for miles around, and com
mitted acts that would havo disgraced a
vandal.
Oti tho evening of a delightful autumn
day, a group of boys, ranging in ago from
twelve to fifteen years, wcra Ed"10reil l"
gather on tho steps of a tcnantloss store
house in tlio vill.igo of Xcwark, Delaware.
The town seemed lonely, and with tho ex
ception of tho youthful band referred to.not
a human being met tho eye. All men
capablo of bearing arms had loft their
homes to join tho army of Washington on
tho Schuylkill.
A young lad of sixteen stood on a barrel
and was giving an account of tho battlo of
Brandywinc. James Wilson, tho orator,
was a boy enthusiastic in his love for tho
.Vmerican cause, and possessed of no little
intelligence. His blue eye ami flaxen hair
gave him an cU'eininato appearance, but be
neath his homespun jacket throbbed a
hentt that jiovcr shrank beforo any ob
stacle. His father was commander of tho Dela
ware troops and hia mother was dead. Tho
boy concluded his narrative and was la
menting that ho could not join tho Ameri
can army.
"I am not old enough," said ho, "but
had I a musket, I would not staud idlo
here, with my hands uselessly by my
side."
"Aro there no guns of any description in
tlio village?" uskeil a listening youth.
"Jki I havo stwnt nearly a week trying
to find one, but my efforts havo been of no
avail. I ttrongly suspect that Tory Living-
stono lias several in his honse, but us lie
permits noono to trespass on his laud, I am
unable to say iwsitively.
"Why not tako a party and search the
houso?" asked Frank Howard. "Ho has
no ono to assist him but his cowardly son
George, and I ran thrush him as easy as
that," and tho boy snapped Ins fingers to
imply tlio readiness witli which lie could
trouueo old Livingstone's son.
James Wilson's blue eyes sparkled with
joy.
"If there nro any tiirco boys in this com
pany who will help me, I will seareli old
Livingstone's houso this night. All who
nro willing to go, just step forward three
paces."
Every boy in tho crowd stepped forward
without a moments hesitation. James' eyes
sparkled like twin stars.
Now boj a, by tho dead of Bunker 11111,1
will seurch old Livingtonc's houso though
instant death stands in my path 1"
With a firm tread and tho utmost silence
tlio voung heroes took uplheirliiioof marc!
fur old Livingstone's Livingstone had
long been susjiccled of harboring British
spies, and his former laborers reported that
ho hud kept up a regular oorrcsiiotidenee
with tlio British commander. At all events
ho was recorded as a daucerous man. His
houso was situated a short distauea from
White Clay Creek, on tho side of a steep
hill, surrounded on all sides by lull trees,
It was juat such a place ns one might sup-
iko euitablo for tlio plotting of treason.
At tho lima James Wilson and his little
band left tho deserted storo house in the
village of Newark, dusk had given place
unto tho darker shades of night. Still it
was not dark; tlio new moon was shining
brightly through tho clouds, aud every ob
ject was iwrfeotly distinguishable. Tho
b-ys walked firmly forward, maintaining
solemn silence. At length they gained the
bed of the creek, nnd slowly followed tho
winding path, soon came to a little low
bridge which crossed a shallow rivulet lead
ing to White Clay Creek, and James order
ed them to halt.
"Let Frank Howard and I rcconnoitro the
premises first, to see whether any danger is
to be appichenilcd, All the rest stand here
until wo return, Mak nu noise, aud keep a
constant watch,"
James and Frank silently departed and
were soon lost in the thick wood through
which tho path ran. Scarcely were they
gone from their companions ere tbo quick
ear of Wilson delected a naiso.
"Hist I said ho to Frank, as he pulled
him behind n gigantic beech tree. Presently
Ojorga Livingstone cume insight. James
darted from his covert and tightly grasjied
him by the throat.
The oowarilly youth trembled llkon reed.
'Sak ouo word," whispered his captor,
"and I'll toss you into the creek."
The Tory's son, struck dumb with aston
ishment and fright, found himself In the
midst of a whole group of boy heroes, with
the vleo grasp of James and Frank on cither
arm.
"Now," sold James, "answer mo prompt-
I y and truly, or I'll mako your position un
1 , . ., n
comfortable. Do you hoar? Who is in you
your
t,ther's houso at this moment?"
nd "l I can't tell," stammered tho half dead
boy
, .,
"ou BuiiL,or "
Year if Paid in Advance.
not paid in advance, $1.25.
"Spare mo and I'll tell you everything.
When I lelt home there was no ono Ihero
but our family and Major Bradtones."
"Who Is hot" nsked James.
"I don't know I don't Indeed."
"Telll" threatened Frank.
"Ho is tho captain of tha Yorkshire drag
goons." The blua eyes of James glistened with
Joy, nnd he soon gained from tho Tory's son
a revelation which stamped his father n
traitor af the most appalling character.
Ho discovered that old LIvingstono not
only kept up a regular corrcspondenco with
tho British command, but that ho had also
plotted in his traitorous designs that tho lit
tle vlllago of Newark was to bo burned to
ashes' and its women and children exposed
to tho pitiless foo. Tho old Tory was lo ro-
ceivoos compensation tho land on which
tho village stood, nnd an annual pension
from tho British Government.
But stranger than all, tho plot was to be
consumated on tho very night tho Tory's
son was captured, whilo ho was going on an
errand t.i a neighbor's house, two miles dis
tant. Tho littlo band of heroes learned, too,
that tho British troops had secured their
horses in Livingstone's stable, and intended
to descend tho creek In a largo boat. There
wero twenty of thorn besides their captain.
Major Bradslone, tho leader of the band,
was in temper and heart a thorough demon,
and scrupled not In his oruelty to destroy
tho slumbering infant or the sick wife.
Not n few of thoso boys trembled for a
widowed mother or a defeueoloss sister.
Somo wore for departing immediately; but
James Wilson still retained his grasp on the
Tory's son, and ordered all to be silent. The
prisoner was bound hand and foot, a thick
handkerchief tied over his mouth to prevent
his calling for assistance, and a stout cord
fastened him lo a tree. All hope of escaping
forsiok Gcorgo Livingstone.
Wilson motioned bis littlo band to follow
him, and in a few moments they stood on
tho top of n high precipico which overhung
Whilo Clay creek.
"Now boys," said Wilson, "the narativc
wo hive just heafd is true, and as wo have
neither musket or amunition wo must make
tho best of the occasion. Tho British band
will pass this spot in their boats, and as we
have an hour to work, let us busy ourselves
in rolling theso large rocks lo tho edgeot the
precipiccand when the rod coats pass below
let us sink them to the bottom."
Each hoy set lo work and in an incredible
short spaco of timo nine bugo rocks, each
half a ton in weight wero balanced on the
edge of tho precipico. Tho creek at this point
was not moro than thirty feet wide, and was
directly overhung by tho mass of rock upon
which our heroes stood.
If tho British descended tho creek, they
must certainly pass this spot, and if they
passed it, then death was their certain fato
In about an hour tho quick car of Wilson
detected tho measured boatot muffled oars.
"They ore coming," he whispered, "let no
ono drop his rock till I givo the word, and
then at once."
Peeping cautiously over tho cliff, James
saw tlio Tory boat slowly but surely ap
proaching. An officer stood on tlio bow,
guiding tho oarsmen by orders,nnd tho epau
lets on his shoulders told that ho was the
identical fiend Major Brndstono.
"Don't drop till I givo tho order," whis
pered Wilson.
When tho boat was about twenty feet
from tho rock, tho hoy leader fell securely
behind his stone dclenso and shouted :
"Who goo3 there?"
In a moment tho oarsman ceased rowing,
and gazed witli astonishment above them.
Tbo impetus which tho boat bad acquired
cnusod it to drift slowly beneath tho rock,
and tho leader cried:
"Cut looso in tho name of liberty I"
Each boy pushed his rock at that Instant,
nnd as if with ono impulse tho gigantic
stones fell. A loud shriek from tho dark
wuterb told how tho plan succeeded, and as
tho bo s again looked over tho rocks noth
ing was to bo seen hut a few pieces of wood.
Tlio boat burst in pieces and tho occupants
found a grnvo at tho bottom of White Clay
creek. A cry of victory burst from tlio joy
ous lips of the youthful patriots, mid it was
echoed along in solemn grandeur.
"Now for our prisoner I" exclaimed Frank
Howard, bounding nhcadj but what was
tho astonishment of tiie boys to find that in
his efforts to get frcc,Ceorgo Liviugstono had
been caught by tho fatal cord and cnoked to
doath. Thtro was no titno for repining, the
traitor and hi3 sou had met their deserved
doom, nud there was no ono to mourn their
loss.
"Such bo the end of America's foes for
ever 1" said Jamca Wilson.
Old Livingstone's houso wassearched,and
to tho surprise of every one, not only guns,
but three brass field pieces, several barrels
of pundjr, and an abundanco of balls were
found in the Tory's cellar.
Tho military stores found hero wero giv
en over to tho Ameiican troops, and fouud
a joyous welcome ut head quarters.
Had not tho British party been so signal
ly defeated along the banks of White Clay
creek, tho town ol Newark, and the whole
Northern part of tho State of Delaware,
would havo been overrun b predatory bunds
of British soldiers.
Jatnes Wilson and Frank Howard both
joined the army under Green, and served
with distinction in the Southern campaign.
Frank fell In the memorable battle of Eu
taw Springs, bewailed by all who knew
him. James lost a le at tho siego ol York
town, and retired to Ins native village, but
mortification set in, and he expired witli
the ever to bo remembered words on his
lips:
"Cut loow in tho namo of liberty 1"
Tho villace of Newark still stands, and
has become a town of celebrity. The scene
of the defeat of the British by tho boy pa
triots is still pointed nut, nnd is a sacred
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The Carbon Advocate.
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Published every SATURDAY, la
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AT VEHY LOW PRIOES.
Itllito Selilldhood.
O. Adams, in Harper's for May,
Der schlltrcn dhey vss poot In ped,
All tucked onp for dor nlghdt ;
I dakes mine plpo der mantel off,
Und py der fireside plight
I dinks akoudt vhen I vas young
Off moder, who vas tead, .
Und how at nlghdt like I do Hani
She tucked mo oup in ped.
I ralndt mo olf mine fader, too,
Und how ho yoost lo jay:
"Poor poy, you baf a hardt oldt row
To hoe, und leetle blay I"
I find mo omit dot It vas drua
Vot mlno oldt fader said
Vhlle sinoodhlng down tnlno Qaxon hair
Und tucking mo In ped.
Der oldt folks I It vas llko n dhrcam
Tn shpeale off dem like dot.
Qretchen und I vas '-oldt folks" now,
Und haf two seblltren got ;
Yo lofes dhem moro ns nefer vas.
Each Iccdle curly head,
Und efry nlghdt ve dakes dhem onp
Und tucks dhem In dhelr ped.
limit, den, sometimes vhen I feels pluo,
Und all dings lonesome seem,
I visit I vos dot pay again
Und dls vas all a dhream.
I vant to kiss mine moder vonee,
Und, vhen mlno braver vos said,
To haf mine fader dake me oup
Un tuck me In mine ped.
III! WAS IIDAXlix.
Cincinnati Gazette: "Politics is nil hum.
bugs. Dcy told mo alt I had to do vas to,
bay oud somo moneys nud I vould git
elected shus liko a nndinks. But von I vent
to tho boils, vot you link dat man at tho
bolls he tot 1 inc ? Ho shttst told me: (Don't
you get oxcitcd;' und I vnsn't do nodinks,
but shust talking to my frjends dat I tought
was a going to volo for me, Und Jen ho
said again: 'Ve don't vant- no oxcltcment
round here lo-dayj' but vtft I care for Jilm?
Nodinks. I shust talked and -talked rr)it
efi cy body, und tings vas giltin on bully .
How many wotcsyou tink, I got? Dree,
shust ilrco, ono in A Instriot and two in 11
Instnct, nnd ono of dem was scratched. You
shust waitjif cfer I find do man who scratch
cd my namo off dat ticket, I scratch him
you hot Oh, yes; I vas heat.
A IVAlt ANIX'UOTE.
Savannah yews: During tlio Into war
General McLaws, now postmaster at Savan
nah, was riding down his picket line, and
encountered a genuino son of tho old Pino
Trco Stato on duty, who had taken his gun
apart with tho intention of giving It a
thorough cleaning. Tho general halted in
front of him, when tho following conversa.
tton ensued; "Look here, my man, ore you
not a sentinel on duty?" "Well, y-a-s; a
bit of a one." "Don't ynu know it is.
wrong to tnko your gun opart whilo on du
ty ?" "Well, now, who tho devil nro you?"
The general saw his chance, nnd, with a sly
twinkle or tho oyo, replied: "I'm n, bit of a
general." "Well, gineral, you must oxcuss
mo; you soo thar Is so many d d fools
ridin' 'round horo a Toiler can't tell who's
gineral and who ain't; it you will jist waU
till I git Betsy Jane fixed I will givo you a
bit of a s'luto." Tlio genoral smiled and
rode on, firmly convinced that that sentinel
would provo oqual lo any emergency.
.ivi:utisi:i.
Putting her head Into tho post-offico win
dow, sho shouted at tho astonished custodian
of tho mails:
"Advertised 1"
"Mnrm," said he, after partially recover
ing hisself-possession, "what did you wish?'
"Advertised I" sho repeated, louder than
before.
By force of custom, ho managed to ask :
"What name, marm 1"
Again eamo that samo reply ."Advertised,"
but this timo supplemented with tho do
main! :
"An' how long wid ycz kapo a body a.
shtamling hero whilo ycz be goruping liko
n, moon calf in a stablo? Wud yez ivergivo
me a Ictthcr, I soy J"
"But what is your name, my dear wo
man ?"
"Och, don't yez 'dear woman' me, yez old
sinnerl Don't yez mane to abide by ycx
own direction cntotrly, yez ould bald-heud
eddivil? Don't yez put inlil tho papers,
'Persons calling for letters will plnzo say ad
vcrtisod?" And haven't Oi luudo lnetelf
hoarso with saying 'Advertised! udvertisodl
advertised 1' Givo mo mo letther, Oieayl
That Iyer Bridget McShaugncssy should ha'
been trifled with by tho loikes of ycz I"
The letter was forthcoming era sho had
lone, nnd the jitmas.er sank back into, his
chair witli n sigh of relief, whilo Bridget
left tho oflioo witli a very ml face and a
jwrfect cataract of r's escaping from her
mouth.
A QUIlI'lIt CIl.VUACTI'.It.
A strungo humorist, Commerson, founder
and constant editor of a wild burlesquoliltlo
journal called Le Tintamarrt, has just died
at Pans. Commerson had no Christian
namo. His parents had somehow forgotten
to havo him baptized, and accordingly he
was known as ' Cnmmorsoti," and nothing
else. At ono time a professor at tho Col
lege of Franco, ho was, for somo unknown
cause, dismissal. Thereupon, with char
acteristic cynicism,hc started as a shoeblack,
and, eshiblkhing himself on the Boulevard,
exhibited a placard, on which ho bad in
scribed tlio words, "Conimersoiij shoeblack,
formerly Professor of tha College of France."
niri'iiitUiii'i; i.v -tvo-iin-y,
A young married woman from England,
who had remained long enough in this
country to feel perfectly at home, jold a
Iricnd that English timidity so clung to her
that sho could hardly go into Boston, fivo
miles, to do her shoping, without bavin;
her husband or brother tq escort her on the
railway, Tho difference between her and
tho American woman who, at a call tip
duty or even pleasure, wniUil tako h
traveling bag and set olf for Colorado with,
out fear of harm is hardly greater than
tho illU'erenco between tlio tongue tied wo
man of fifteen years ago.ln reform meetings,
und the Yolinj; woman of to-day.
Timely Caution,
Genuine Hop Hitters are put up tn square
paneled, atnbor-ooloroil bottles, with while
label on nne side printed in black letters,
and green hop elmler, und on the other side
yellow paper with red letters,- revenue stamp
o er the cork. This is tho only form in
which genuine Hop Hitlers aro )ait up. aud
the sole right to niaVe, sell and use them U
granted to the. Hop Enters Masulaoturing
I'omiwny, r.f Rochester, N. Y., anil Toronto,
Out., by patents, copyright and trade mark.
All others put up in any other way by
i any one etsu, riainnug io oo i.ks n nxprot
ten. ling to eonbiin h' tn1, by whatever nam't
Uwy may Iw-eallM, are 1tru5ll(Mtifht''ftf?-
use, and only put up to sell and cheat the
) in-nplo on the credit and popularity of Uon
Bitters,