TCfetisins Rates.
We dcsir It to bo distinctly understood
hat no advertisements will bo Inserted i
hi columns of TiieCardos Advocate th
m 1m received from unknown parties c
firtni unless accompanied by the cash
The following oro our oki.y terms i
OSE SQUARE HO LIKES),
One year, each Insertion 10 cts
Blx months, each Insertion 15 cts
Throo months, coch Insertion 20 cts
Less than threo months, first Insertion
$1) each subsequent insertion 25 cts,
Local notices 10 cents ier line.
' H.V.MORTHtMER, Publisher.
CARDS,
Hoot ami lliof Plnfceri
Jllntonllrtnejr,(n Onus's huildiny. Hank street,
AUordtrtpr'mplly MUd work wamnttd.
Attorneys.
QAM. K. UIMIAM,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
OFFICE! 2nd Story. 1st iloor abovo "Carbon
House," HANK Street,
LEHiaHTON, l'ENN'A.
Collections and all other Legal business en.
trusted to me will receive prompt attention.
August 16 1870-yl
JOHN KLINE,
ATTOltNEY AT LAW,
Ofllce i Corner Susquehanna and Race streets
MAUCII CHUNK, IM. july-ly
TOUN I). BEltTOLETn:,
ATTOltNEY AND COUNSELLOP. AT IAW,
Office i ltoom 2, Oround Floor Mansion House
MAUCIt CHUNK. TA.
Mar h rnn.alcd in Oernnn. maiiS ly'
f I. LOXtJSTltEET,
ATTORNEY AT LAW
If van's Unlldlng,
ANK STnr.BT. L.ilUOHTON. PA.
December tG-Om
y N. UAPSHKIl.
ArrOltNKY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW.
Dank Sestet, LinionToii. Pa.
tt.nlKttsteao d Collection Aiencv. Will tluyiind
Jell lUnl KsUte. HoilTejanitiiK .leatljr done Col
fetlana proniptle made, ettllnir K'tntes of l)
adants i penl!ty. Mv be consulted In inllh
adUertnin. Nct.I
J AS. tt. STUUTllEltS,
ATTORN lY AT LAW,
S" Office: 21 floor of Ithoiid's Hall,
Mauoli Cltuilk. P.
All builneM eutrunted to Lira will be promptly
attended to.
Msv27, ly.
p .1. MKEIIAN,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
OFFICE No. 3, Scccnd Floor, OAK II ALL,
MATJCil CHUNK, Tksha.
av-Cn h" ronmilted In Herman. !Jn9.
Justices and Insurance.
T
UOAS KCMKUCn,
COfiVElAitliBK,
GENERAL INSURANCE AGENT
The f ,llO"lna, Companies Are lteptesentedl
LKItAN N MUTUAL Finn.
KUAill.NO MUl'UAL FINE,
WOMING FlItK,
roCT.-iviLw: Fini:,
1. 1 : 1 1 1 (I I i FIfti:. nnd thn YIUV
Bf.EUs ACOIIIWN'T IN'SUltANCE.
Also Penn-Alvonli and Mutual florae Thiol
Detec Ivenuit Iu-urauco (;omnany.
Marcil S3. 1871 I llOS. 1C liMEHEIt.
-jgEKSAUD l'lllLLII'S,
Cocstt BciLntKO, MAUCH CHUNK, Pa.
Fire Insurance Agent.
jV POLIOIES In SAFE Compinlcs only,
at lteasonable Katis Aug. 83-yl
Notary Public & eonveyancer,
Fire anil Life Insurance Agent,
MAUOIl CHUNK, VA.
-Business transacted In Enirltsh and
German. Aug. '.3yl
' Physicians and Dentists.
Slatington Dental Office,
EBTAUL1SIIKD1870.1
Artificial Teeth Made to Restore tte
OriEfrial Contour of Lips & Cheeis.
Dit. L. Campuku,.
Fillimi Tbetii a SrECiLTV. net. My
JU. Y. A. M)Kr..I(JMT,
SURGEON DENTIST,
Tenders his professional services to the peo
ple of Munch Chunk, Leliighton, Wcieort,
l'ackerlon nnd vlriiuty.
OFFICE: Opposite the Broadway House,
BROADWAY, MAUCII CHUNK, Pa.
Fro.h Laughing Gas always on hand. All
work guaranteed satisfactory. aug2-yl
w,
W. HEttEIC, M. I).,
HAfeT rENN. Carbon Countv, ra.
) rleahlenco ...fnni7 a. ni. tn (On. m
lluUnS? "n I 12 iio u to 10 i in
i Parry ville ..from I n.ni. to 12 noon.
Mar be consu ted In tho German Laimiisge
P.O. Addreu.-iaHilihtou, Nuv..yyl
A. DUlllIAJlrCIl, M.O.,
I'HYflCIAN ANOSl'ltUKON
JiperUI atteDtlou ptld to Chronle Diseases.
tlfflee: South Kaat otrnvr Iron and 2nd ftts.. I.e
HUUton.ra. Aprl'3. 1875.
QIIAH. T. IIOUN, M. II.,
OF'ICKl OVEIt II A. I'KTRIt'S DllUO
brOllli. UA.NK sr.. LUHIGll'ION.PA.
Urnera' practice Rtleiided in, and 8PECIA1.
ATTENnO., UIVUN TO DIlOIABUS OF
WOMKN mam .yi
JS" . UEI.EIt, M. I).
U, S KxamlulUB Surgeon,
rllAOTICINO PIIYSIUIAN andaUKGEOK.
OiriCKt llanlcSlicct, IIKUEU'i ULOCK, Lrhieh
ton. Pa.
May be consulted In theGorm n LanRUSKO.
Nov. 3 1.
DU J. (I U. SIKOEUT & SON'S'
WORLD KE.VOH'.VED
Angostura Bittors.
An article of over
Pifty I'oai's' Standing.
Tbla inoi lavlirnr'tlnr Vmlo U Justly celt
trtetfor it. exqu .ito fl.voi auj extrao.tii.
Iisr MrmciN'AL v. Hue.
It iui prove the hPiMiueand cure uyspepsls,
dtarrcBi and fever aun asne.
No cocktail or uilied diiuk is nerfee t with,
patn.'-erau it prtvuuu tus dad tllttUotaU
tvkr.Mlviwirt.
Copies ot certificate, of eo-ue of he ntur eail.
neat pbyi'Uiia aud chtuuuui ot the w iiid, re
fardmr I whotebotueesa ait puitr. aru
ptseod la aa.V Pox
soil b iha prmtlul ariocere diuirKlala and
Bsniu-lalere 1- W. HA.VCtlX.aole A tent tor
theU. fc-.W Broedwey, New York P. O. Bix
JHi. Oct. t-.'m.
i AVfXftm tfv , w mnn.j i I ' ' ijiimi mil, .ill .nijj
H. V. Mortiii.meu, ProprioLor.
VOL. VII., No 49.
Railroad Guide.
plIILA. & HISAUIAIO UAII.UAOD
Arrangomcnt of I'asseDgcr Trnlns.
ocronnit nnt. i8;.
Trains lea vo AL L EN TO Wt. as follows i
(VIA 1'kllKlOMCV llAttJlOAIll.
For Philadelphia, at '4:30, C.30, 11.10. a.m.. anil
o 09 v. m.
HUNDAYB.
For Philadelphia at l.i0 a. ni..3.V" n. m.
IV1A r.Ubt l'RNNA. RKANCI1.1
For neidluB,a.o5, o.ma m 12.10, 4.t0ni:d0 05
p. m.
Vvt IIntrlsDurf .5 53,0.03 n. m 12.10,4.30 nntls.05
p. ni.
I'ur Lancaster aud Columbia, & 53, 0.3 3 a.ni. aud
t. at n. ui
SUNDAYS
For Readlnir, Hirrnourg, and wa7 pi nts. 0.C5
n. in.
Trains FOTl AM.E N'TOWN lcavo as followsi
IVIl riCIIKlOMtSS UAlLnOAll.l
Leave Philadelphia, 7,40 n. ni., IM, 1.30 .mil O.CO
l. IU.
SUNDAYS.
Loavo Pnllnrtclphl-i a.o a. ra ard315p. ra.
(VIA l!AST PKV1A nRAXCIf.t
Lcaro Readlns7.3' 10.3) a. m.,2.wu 3.31, ando.15
p.m.
Leavo irnri Wmrc, 5 10, 8 (5 and P.&S a. in., 1.43
n'ln ,.uu ii. in.
Loavo Lancaster. S.01 n. m., 1.00 and 3.31 p. ni
LcaiBColuuibla T.Mn. m 1.03 and 3.40 p. m.
SUMJAVM.
Lcavo ncidlllff. 7.20 n. m.
Lenvn Hflrrlitl,uiu..V2 n.ni.
Trains nmlkeil thus lrnnto and from depot
0th nnd Urceu streets, Phlladolplila other
tralnitoa dlroni liro id "treet depot.
Tnno.31 . ni n'til s.M p. -n, tinlim fiom Alb-n
tovn. and tho7.4- a. m and n.hn n.ni. trtuu
from tMiiladi'iptna, hao through cars to aud
loin I'uuuuuipnia.
a. iv. wuu ri i. m .
Grurrot Manttatr,
C G.nANCOPK. atn'l rait. & Ticket Agent.
Hotels and Saloons.
Eating and Drinking
SALOON,
Lewis J. Ciimstman, Pron'r.
This well-kept nnd exeellantly filled up Sa
loon is loetueil llirco uuors auuve i.inuss-
lailorln Store, on
HANK STREET, LEUIUHTON, Fa.
Ilorancr fi Lnirlcr's l'lillndelnhla llccr nl-
ways on Tap. Choice t'lgars, and all kinds of
Refreshments In bcason.
Five I.iipcIi o.crr Mittirdii! N'iirlit.
PatronnKo solicited. Jloy 17 1870 ly
Astor Place Hotel.
EUROPEAN PLAN.
Abtor 1'lnrc, 3d Ate. n tl Sth Street,
(OrrostTE CoopKit Ixstitutb.)
NEW YORK,
Hcst Location in tho City. Elevated Rail
road nnd 11 vo other lines pass tho dour.
Rooms 60 cts. to $.2 per Hay. Uy tho Week
$2 nnd upwards.
April 10-uiS OPEN ALL NIGHT.
NATIONAL H0TEL7
COICXf.AMX SC., near ISrmuUvny,
IIOTdlKISS & rOXl). Pioprietors.
n tliu i:iirvfitii JMim.
llin T:pr.iimrnnt Cnfr nnd Luncli ltoom nt
tnclicdaio unHjiiJiisseiHur chP.itncH mul fx-
rplltiuen( isoivicc HMitlidS CIH tu f'l or 08V,
?Jt"il" per wevlc. Couventeut t nil runts
rtlW AlAIHAIil'.All'. 1 jtllJOJi
JOHN P. IIALBACII,
Instructor of Music,
(l'iano, Organ, Voico mid Theory.)
LEIIKmTOX.l'A.
OPINIONS OK THE PRESS.
Ills pupils spook tilutily of his ability as a
teitolicr. Alleniown Vlifonltle.
He Is well iiualinvd for his calling Ca(a
lau'ia VUpittih,
He is n worthy disrdpio of Hnydcn. IMosnrt.
noetlioven. We Imve hnil the pleasure "filet
cnlntr tn his rendition ot the Old Masters ami
were charmed with his touchand eAccullou.
Slatintjlon A'etcs.
Sole agent for tho
J. & C. Fischer Piano ;
and, also. MASON & HAMLIN and NEW
HA YEN I O'S. ORGANS.
For particulars, terms, &e., Address,
JOHN F. HA1.IUC1I.
Aug. 2, 1879.-1V. Leliighton, Pa.
TOLEDO BLADE.
NASBY'ITPAPER.
ir wirtiT kfii 1 inr
i t'iinioit opvot rtii' r )Li io it i, a i) i;, ii
m a .Miiiiinioili Km' i l'au Wi'ckiy l'n -ti nl
nix v-limr t'oiutuni miptt with u leful r . rc
i le.iiiuin iimtter of ititeieit miui vuluo to
tu "jlo lu nl piuu ut tlio UuUi it htai.'H
S1M0OIAL FliATUKES.
All the DepnitiMii b whe H'it mmlo I nn
ItLADK n. nun u ii 111 own tho United -Mute
,V .ie rzui rlv cnu iuumI laiiicn I'h Top
Hiirli Kelt nl t.'iit ciMtiui'uiNi.t'd licmocnifa
tn.l.tui BV I T.(OLKUM V aVammy, w inch
ur ffrlitcn xiru t t Tiiu Hldu our
.(OUfKUOLt! Di IHUTMliNT. A IK'll (1quU r. 01
pr..ftitvtl iiiftniniUoi. upmi cul'J tU nt iiitti t
in ery rtMnotii Vouxct rr.on.K'n Diu-Ain-Mttst
; lie Ui l)t'baitinm oiuuino t k ttui
wtH-k v uitf ay hc nl Lu hiii cliiruiluii
I'm rv ; th" lit! atcn Wit nuil lluinor; Tin;
J Y.6T TOUIIM. til UlillUDit -i'ICtl ASWKUS
TO',OUHl(TUMl;Mr4Hn.l 111 L-IO-C ANt WHfujiil
atumit ol the word. I HE LPCLtrcul tti
inrptiv ut cvuit Ninto iii.d Tiirtr -n tlio
Union imii it evt-iywhem ire t;n znl a- the
.uru. nt ii ml UU -T IN tV AND I'AaiJ LY I'A
tiltptil. luiwi anywhere Tiv it outl uu will
nevu w.lii uv op without it
Amonv tho new tcutuu'M tui this wlutet rro u
A ndersonville Prison Sketches,
ov one who wus H.ito
coiiiineiiCt4l Nov. t4ih,
inAiirtiiti Jau'ur .
A now 8-srU Ht ry wai
AnoiJtr ouo wilt iom
TUHM sin '.o copr. per y ur f20 : five
toples.cl.7S nch ti'ii or moio iojmc fc'.Oi e. i'h
Hint an rxtiB copv with fvvr ilub ot ten.
stjecltiuucoioifiii Irt'e. fM'Uilforoim ,il.
circa TOLUDO ULADIC J.'lcuo, Ohio.
Fifty Thousand Books
Tor Sala nt Half ITIcc.
W'oarenow offering lo tho nulillc. postazn
prepaid, ni ONK.UALK the irsrular price ,U'ly
thniiSHndvnliliiies ot etiniro bonks, couiniisllnr
lli-iorv Uio ronhy, I'icilon, Pooirv. Jluinor.
.MMlicai,ltellt;ioiaHiiac.cutllic Wnrks.tditiiiu.
of btnndain Authors cto.. etc. These books
are.plcciodby our Mr. LocKRlNaabvlirom the
ai'olvea 01 too iiwliajr putiiifhers of tho voui.
try, a o all M:w and I'lthslt mid aie the
IDK.MICAl, lilllTl JNS hend'ed tv thelo
tuli bookseller". We have ni lilen tlionaande of
teae hooka to al part nt the country, and
eierv home (tent out la W AiUtAN IKU t'l 00
i XAC1LV A- ni-.pni.si'.NfEU uud toeiie
UMlltBSATISPAOl-lON.
CATALOGUES FREE.
VVolmvei.rnuol a lmgo and ciuipipte rota
lonoof our Hooks, rruni.oa by nltject una
oti uppi ciitlou wu man cmoH Irret'i anvud
niCB's, o hh ui fiiii f e (TiHtt to neui. free prut
mcucot tetni il o tiLAuu ttiieuevur nukctl .11 do
t-o. Ml pernim reauhiK UtU mivi rturiuciit mo
rouliallv nnlltti m mho us liv io-t rnnlor
oiherwiiO tlif untncMni ttiiuiteiiei hiuI fitend
Addrctt TOLr-ltO ni.AUK.Tolfco,Onlo.
THE WEEKLY C'A PITALIs a flrstlnss
Ncwsupcr, wivlni; lati'i- and most reliulila
State news, bent nanyaddreei.tHietaire iald,
six montlis for &0 cents Ono year tor V.oi,
Sample ooiiy freo. HUDSON tt EW1NU,
'lortKA, kAM)A8.
Risley's Vitch Hazle.
I'ures Heada-he, Hums, Sprains, Wounds,
Uuts, HUeiiinatlsiu, Tixithaclie, t-rtrache, etc.,
etc. Warranted ciual In quality tuauytuade,
at hall the price.
Oiix UuMlr. USe. Pint Unities SOf
Have your druitcist order, if he his not la
stuDk, el
CI1AUI.US V, IlISLKY,
wiMilctsle Drujrglit, f J Oortlsndt. St., New
Yoik. Au.lt m.
A. Mosscr5
M nnnfacttirer of and Dunler In
STOVES, RANGES AND HEATERS,
Tin aud Slicet-Iroii fare anfl General
House Ftiriiisning GoocLs.
ltOoriM! nml SPOUTINO dono at
short notico ami nt Lowest Cash Prices,
t am the nothonzed saoi t for the Pate of tho
lonowin" nitsr-uijAHS BlUVliH
THE SILVE It & GOLD ill EDAL COOK,
THE LIOHTHOU8E ( 001.
THEilAYFLOWUIt IIAVOE,
THE SUNSniNF. HANQE and
H10NEW ANCHOR HEATER,
and am Selling them VERY 01IEA p tor C'nsh,
l'errl;lnd nf STOVE ORATES and FIRE
turn ivs ai-picousiiintiyoii hum.
Stoue on SOUTH Street,
A few doors abovo Bank St., LEUIC1IITON,
Pntionnco solicited Satislae in gnarnntei d.
Oct. 5-yl A. I). MOSSHH.
Central Carnage Works,
Banlf St., Lehiglitoii, Pa.,
Aro prepared to Manufacture
Carriages, Buggies, Sleighs,
Spring Wagon, &c,
Or every description, In tho most substantial
manner, unu at Lowest oash Prices.
Rcpalrliic? I'romptly Attended to.
TRKXLEK & KUEIDLEII,
April 23, 1879 yl I'roprlctors.
QAKH0N ADVOCATE
CHEAP
JOB PRIXTI1VG OFFICE,
LLIJIOHTON. PA.
Itvery description of Printing, from a
Visiting Card to a Poster.
CARDS.
llfl.L II EACH,
LETTER HEADS,
NOTE HEADS,
STATEMENTS.
PltOtlltAM MKS.
POSTERN,
HAND BILLS.
DODGERS.
CIRCULARS,
SHIPPING TAO-",
ENVELOPES,
PAMPHLETS,
J1V.LAWS. ciC AC.
Bono In tho best manner, nt very Lowest Prices.
We no nrenaroil tn (tn work nt a rliemi rntps
asnnv offlce in tho htate t.iat dculs homttly
IVllll lb lUolUIIUTS.
OUR. MOTTO IS
Cheap, Prompt & Reliable.
tVOrdcra bv oniall reclvo prompt attention.
P
rlnio Homo M.ido Dread!
WHY GO HUNORYI WTion you can Buy OH
pouijds rt Fliot CLsa J
llicad-
FIVE LOAVES FOR
15 CENTS I
J. W. O'NF.AL. tho nnnnlfir llrpnd end I'uVn
linker. Of LcMBtllitll In ,.r. t, In ntftpr. ill. u-a,ilu
oftliotiiurs baa itoihind h 1 Pr.oo of his ceio
brsted Hoiuu Made UULA . to
Five Loaves for Twenty-five Cts. Cash.
Suirnr. llalsln Gneo nut Scotch, llron crrnm
aim other C A omv
Ti-n Cents per Dozen.
Look Out for tlio Wagon!
At MAUCII CHUNK, on Tuesday, Thursday
andH'itiiidiv Alitioiniri,.
LEHIGH TON and i LIS, PORT, every After-
TERMS STRICTLY CASH I
Patronaan 'ollclted J, w. O'NEAL.
NI UHEi uiipoaito Fltst National jiauic.
aprlltvl Hint feet. Ixiltghtnn Pa.
Important to Farmers I !
The u nil ertlir limed palls thn attention nf
Farincn and oIIibim tt the tact tl.nt hn In nnv
Mnnurncturlnir, In cunnccUou with ii U N K
MKA L, a superior nrtlclo of
uper-PIiospliiitc !
Uuarautced to be Made from
PICKED RAW BOXES,
which U far tupcrior to nny other now la tho
uiurKtii 11 is a
Purely Bone Fertilizer !
I rrsitectfullv ask that a fair and hnn.o
rial of MY I'lIOxPIl ATH ho 1. ,1,1. 1,1..
not claim that homocnathlo doses will vmrir
wonders, but recommend a liberal applleatl n
and a thorough test, and 1 am smutted to
Ide by the result.
Fur further particulars, address
A. AltNER,
New Mahoning, Carbon Co.,
I'A. Aug 30-wS
itTii "gtg TOIitOI A Yi.AH. orlJtof20u
N4BfIiUy m your ovu loca.uy. o
UlUV risk, women do as well men.
AIhiiv ti'txo more tbu loo
amount ftUtrd above. No one o nftlltoronke
uio tytAt Auv one cun the wuik. Vou
ohii nmio from & reuts tu $i n hour iv devoi.
I uk our evwiiDKift'nt n-aio tluolu. the imal
lie. It roU uothiuir tu iry tue tuirior.
MothiUK like it lor mouer inaktn evernfftMed
bwme. liuiue p!eaaut au'l utrictiy honor
hmc. RMiei, if u wamtukuow m11 about
tre tet pit lug L-ilues beture the imbue rend
u louraddresa and we wl I neud ou lull par
tieularoHiid private Icrma (reei aamp ea worih
-S alBoIre" t you an Uisn n-ake up your wind
torjroune4 Addrea UiiOKuK bTJNUON
ftCO.trortliDd,MAi t, JacT.-Jr-
INDEPENDENT"
LEIIIGIITON, CA11BON COUNTY,
pun SLAllMlXOiN
PLANING MILL
AND
Cabinet Ware Factory,
ATSLATlXfllOX.
JOHN" BALLIET, Propr.
Deals In all UlniHnml rIzch of line. Hemlock
uax hiki Jiftia wooo iAimocr. nnii lnuowpie
Cta.vu kv lAttUlU Mil J UlfiOUUt UI UrUUlS lOf
DrcssoD Lumboll
OF ALlj KINDS.
Doors, Sashes, Winds, Shutter
Mouldiiijfs, Cabinet Ware, Sec,
With Proaiptncss.
Brackets Made to Order.
Tho Machtnerr U all new aud nf thn host; nml
most Improved kinds. I employ none but tlio
bent workmen. u veil aeaniiel nml irnnrt n,:i
tPiirii.nnd nm llioierorenbletoffmi'nntcnciitlro
KatiMartluu to nil who tnav favor me with a rail.
Onlcrs nv mail piomptly atlenaod to. Mv
cm ri?P9 arn liiocrrntpi ioimi rn. or iittiMif-t
cuargeu nucr iiuriy unys.
QIVJB ME A CALL.
rW" Those pnvnireinn llmMinp will flmiitt
i heir advantage to h ivo Milium. Floor ilonrda
Tact or v.
Way lOyl JOHN UA LLI12T.
THE CHEAPEST PLACE IN TOWN!
Mrs. C. DcTschirschlcy,
nefprctfllllV invited thn nttrntlnn nf he-r Ifiiti
iiiiuu-. ma mo jiuoie geneianj' to liei ivcw
Larpo au(j Kleaut block ol
Notions Fancy Goods,
comiirlslnf UNTPinVVKAP., l-ERLtN AND
UbUMA.VI'uWN WtlOL. HIiSIlVltY 1m-
iior.ru nnn nome.iio uaiHUOIDlJKY.
ItlllllON'S. at.OVEM. nnd a Inijo
inrietyof tho Ncno-t Designs in
Fancy Goods.
Also, in COIinopttnn nri 1 1, Ihn nhn,.. T
fuil and complcto stoci of
GERMAN FHUITS,
LIMBUnOEIt and SWITZETt CnLESE,
CANDII'.S and CONFECTIONS.
JoEcther with a variet v of aoods not R-onornllv
kept in nnv other stole lu tnnn. it voucionot
,,,,,1. vuii wttuL. aK mrii. nod i win L'etit.
Ashnlnnf nnnlin i,nli,,..a,. ..'t
prifrct aailatndtou Kiiaiauteed lu unco' aid
Nearly Oppodto Durllna'a Drnu Store.
Bank Street, Leliighton, Pa
Novembrrso.
WHAT
HANDSOME GOODS!
AND WHAT A
SPLENDID VARIETY !
Is tho Universal Verdict of nil who Esamlno
me ntn, tresii spring stools uf
Plnlhn nnnnimminn irnnl,ift-f, 0 nnxIM,
uiuma, uqmiiudiou, v Diiiuiua u mna
For HI EN'S, HOY'S nnd YOUTH'S IVK.1I1,
ii in . t ' i i!" ME"l'"A" TAlLOlt.
II. II. PETERS. Ajrent.
- o
POST OFflOE BUILDING,
The Popular Clothing House
IN LEHKJHTON.
Every Dcrartmrnt Is full nnd completo with
inw ..iiu-D, ..uvouiee
Perfect Fits and Lowest Prices" tho motto
auK2I.tf H. II. l'ETEltll, AKt
E. F. LUCKESDACII,
Two Doors Below tho "Broadway Houso
MAUCII CHUNK, TA.
Dealer tn all Patterns ot Plain and Fancy
Window Shades,
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Live and Let Live."
PA SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 1879.
womi'jv or scmiruiic.
Not vainly did Anna keep watch for our
j.orut
She saw Htm a babe In tie temple adored,
B
Uernlce, with pomp, proud Agrlppadld bring,
To hear Paul's defence and appeal to the king:.
C
Candace, the queen, was of Ethlop fame.
Whoso stowart through Philip, a Christian
became.
D
In Israel Deborah judg'd.neath a palm,
And Slscra'a conquest proclaimed In'a psalm,
E
Lvo, first of all women, man hnnnlneta
Drought;
By Satan beguiled, all bli noe, too, she
wrought.
F
False Felix's wife was a Jewess, who eamo
And heard Paul concerning tho faith In
Uhrlst't name.
G
The Oalllco women, so faithful nmaicd,
un i.'alvary's cross, weeping mournfully
gazcu.
H-I
Oast out wcro both linear and Islimael wild
Because ho mocked Iseac, Sarah's own child,
J
Hravo Judith renowned was because, as we'
vo roau,
She Blow Holoferncs and cut off his head!
K
Kcila, "so fair," as Job's daughters all were,
In sweetness excelled, by her name we Infer.
L
The "tender-eycd" Leah was Jacob'! first
wife,
Though "beautiful" rtachel ho loved as his
life.
M
Alllinll to thee, Maryl 'mong women mos
blessed.
Tho mother of Christ, sweet vlrglnconfess'd
N
Sad Nloma's heart forher native land ycarn'd
And wldow'd and needy sho thither returned
O
Then Orpah forsakes her, but Ruth to her
cleaves,
Whom Boas soon loved as she gleaned 'mid
no sheaves.
V
Prlscllla and husband nt Corinth Paul souitht,
And with them abode, nnd at tent-making
wrought.
Q
Said Shcba's fair U.uccn, who to Solomon
enmc,
'Thy wisdom and riches exceed their great
lame."
It
Itcbecca, through cunning, Isaac's chief bless.
Inx won
From Esau lor Jacob, her younger pet sons.
S
soiorae was blest, when Christ's tomb she
drew near.
The angel's glad nolo, "Ho Is risen" to hear.
T
Good Tabllha's loss was so greatly dcnlorcd.
Through prayer ofSt. Peter her life was re-
stored.
U
Uriah's wlfo's beauty King David's lovo won.
iuu iiu ui ui. mother or wise Solomon.
V
(luecn, modest and proud, Vushtl dared to
refuse
To unveil herbcauty.hcrthronothusdld lose.
W
Tho Witch 'twas of Endor that wretched
snul sought,
Anu Samuel's semblance to counsel Mm
broughht.
X
Tho X Virgins numbered flvo foolish, five
wise,
W hos story bids "watch." lost Christ's com
ing surprise.
Y
Young PnughlcrofJarlui from death oped
ncr eyes,
At Christ's gentle call, "I say, darnel, arise 1"
Z
To Zllpah, In Israel, honor Is due.
ui Jacobs twelve tribes sho was mother of
w. Preibyterian,
DAVID SWAIT.
oxr. or itAwnionxE'a most exquisite
SKETCHES.
Could we indeed know nil tho vicissitudes
of our fortunes, lifo would bo too full of hope
and fear, exultation or disappointment, to
fiord ua a single hour of true serenity. This
ideu may bo illustrated by a single tiago from
Iho 6coret history of David Swuu.
Wo have nothing to do with David until
find hint nt tho ago oflwcntv, on the
high road from his native place hi the city
or Boston, whoro his uncle, a small dealer in
tho gioccry line, wns to take him behind the
counter. Be it enough to say that ho was a
uative of New Hampshire, born ofrcMicct
ablo parents, nnd had received an ordinary
school education with n classic finish of a
year at Gilmanton Academy. After lour
neylng on foot from sunrise till near noon of
summer'! day, his weariness and tho m
reasiug heat determined him to sit down
nd await tho coming of tho etago coach
As if planted on purpose for him, there soon
appeared a little dump of maples, with a
delightful recess in tho midst, and such a
fresh bubbling spring that it seemed never to
haye sparkled for any wayfarer but David
Swan. Virgin or not, he kissed it with his
thirsty lips, and then flung himself along
tho brink, pillowing his head upon soma
shirts and a pair of pantaloons tied up in a
slripedcotton handkerchief. Thesunboams
could not reach him; tho dust did not rise
from the road, after tho heavy rain of yes
terday; and his grassy lair suited the young
man better than a bed of down. The spring
murmured drowsily beside him ; the birds
thated across the blue sky overhead, aud
deep sleep, jierchauce liHingdrenms with
in its dephts, fell upon David Swan.
Vlulo he lay sound asleep in tlio shade,
other people were wide awake, and iassed
to and fro on horseback, and In all sorts of
chicles, along the sunny road by his bed
chamber. Some looked neither tu the right
nor the left, and knew not that he was
there; somo merely glanced that way, with
out admitting the slumberer among their
busy thoughts; some laughed to see how
bouudly he slept; several whose hearts were
brimming full of acorn ejected their venom
ous supordulty on David Swan. A middle
aipxl widow, when nobody ele wus near,
thrust her head a little way into the rocess,
aud vowel tnat the young fellow looked
charming in bis sleep. A temperance lec
turer saw him, and wrought poor David in
to the texture of his evening'! discourse, as
an awful inst&nTO of dtod-druokesnefli by
SI. 00
the roadside. Bnt censure, merriment
praise, scorn and Indifference wcro all one,
or rather all nothing to David Swan.
Ho had flept only a few moments when a
brown carriago, drawn by n handsome pair
of horses, bowled easily along, and was
brought lo a stand still nearly In front of
uavnrs resting place. A linchpin had fall
cn out, and permitted ono of tho wheels to
slido off. Tho damago was slight, and oc
casioned morcly a momentary alarm to an
olderly gentleman and wife, who wero re
turning to Boston in tho carriage. While
tho coachman nnd a servant wero rotilaeine
uio wneei, tno lady and centleman she Iter
cd themselves beneath tho maplo trees, and
there espied tho bubbling fountain and
navid swnu asleep besido It. Impressed
witli the nwo which tho humblest sleeper
sheds around him, tho merchant trod ns
lightly ns the gout would allow; and his
spouso took good heed not to rustlo her silk
gown, lest David should start up all of a
suuiiun.
"How soundly ho sleeps I" whispered the
old gentleman. "From what a depth ho
draws that easy breath I Such sleep ns that,
brought on without an opinio, would bo
worth moro to mo than half my income;
for it would arguo health and an untroubled
mind."
"And youth besides," said tho lady.
"Health and quiet ago does not sleep tints.
Cur slumber is no more like his than our
wakefulness."
Thus did tliis chlcily couplo feel Interest
ed In tho unknown youth, to whom tlio
wayside and tho maple wcro as a secret
chamber, with tho rich gloom of damask
curtains brooding over him. Perceiving
that a stray sunbeam climmcrcddown upon
his face, tho lady contrived to twist a branch
aside, so as to intercept it. And having
dono this act of kindness, sho began to feci
liko a mother to him.
"Providence seems tohavo laid him here,"
whispered sho to her husband, "and tohavo
brought us hither to find him, after our
disappointment in our cousin's son. Sle
thinlts I can sco a likeness to departed Hen
ry. Shall wo wnkou him?"
To what purpose?" said tho merchant.
hesitating. "We know nothing of the youth's
character."
"lliat open countenance 1" replied Uio
wife, in tho samo hushed voice, earnestly
"This Innocent sleep."
While these whispers wero passine the
sleeper's heart did not throb, nor his breath
become agitated, nor his features betray tlio
least token of interest. Yes, fortuno was
bending over him, just ready to let fall n
burden of gold. Tlieold merchant had lost his
only son, and had no heir to his wealth ex
cept a distant relative, with whoso conduct
ho was dissatisfied. In such cases, pcoplo
sometimes do stranger things than to net
tlio magician, and awaken a young man in
splendor who fell asleep in iwvcrty.
"Shall wo notnwnkcn him?" repeated tho
lady, persuasively.
"The coach is ready, sir," said tho scrvani
uciiinu.
Tlio old couple started, reddened, and
hurried uwny, mutually wondering that
they should ever dream of doing anything
so ridiculous. Tlio merchant threw himself
back on his back in his carriage aud occu
pied his mind with tho plan of a magnifi
cent nsylum ibrunfortunato men of business.
Meanwhile, David Sivan enjoyed his nap.
Tho carriago could not have gone above
a milo or two, when a pretty young girl
came along, with a tripping pace, which
showed precisely how her littla heart wns
lancing in her bosom. Perhaps it was the
merry kind of motion Hint caused is there
harm in saying It I her garter to slip its
knot. Conscious that tho silken girth if
silk it was was relaxing its hold, sho turn
ed aside into tho shelter of tho mnplo trees,
nnd thero found a young man asleep by the
spring! Blushing as red us any rose, that
sho should liavo intruded into a gentleman's
bed-chamber, and for such n purpose, too,
sho was about to make her escape on tip
too. But there was a peril near tho sleeH'r.
A monster of a beo had been wandering
overhead buzz, buzz, buzz now amongtho
leaves, now flashing through the6tripc3 of
sunshine, nnd now lost in the dark shade,
till finally ho opjienrcd to be settling on the
eyelid of David Swan. The sting of a beo
is sometimes deadly. As frco-hcartcd as
sho was innocent, tlio girl attacked the in
trader with her handkerchief, brushed him
soundly, and drove him from beneath the
maplo shade. How sweet a picture! This
good deed accomplished, with quickened
breath and a deeper blush, sho stole a glance
ut the youthful stranger for whom sho had
been battling a dragon in tho air.
He is handsome," though, said sbo, and
blushed redder yet.
How could it bo that no dream of bliss
grew so strong within him, that, shattered
by ita very strength, it should part asunder,
and allow him to precelvo tho girl among
its. phantoms ? Why at least, did no smile
nf welcome brighten upon his faco ? Sbo was
come, the maid whoso soul, according to tho
old and beautiful idea, had been severed
from his own, and whom, in nil his vague
but passionate desires, lie yearned to meet
Her, only could he love witli a perfect love
him, only, could she receive into the
lepths other heart and now her Image
was faintly blushing In the fountain by his
side; should it pass awiy, its luster would
would never gleam upon his life again.
"How souud he sleeps 1" murmured the
girl.
She departed, but did not trip along the
road so lightly as when she came.
Now,lho girl's father was a tliriviui; coun
try merchant in the neighborhood, and hap
peneil, at that identical time, to be looking
for just audi a young man as David Swan.
Had David formed a wayside acquaintance
with the daughter,lic would have become the
father's clerk, and all else In uatural sueoe.-
siuii. so here again hail gooa lortuue tho
best of fortunes stolen so near that her gar
ment! brushed against him ; and be knew
nothing of the matter.
The girl was hardly out of sight when two
men turned aside beneath the maple shade.
Both had dark faces set off by cloth OJW,
which wero drawn down aslant over their
brows. Their dresses wero shabby, yet had
certain smartness. These were a couple of
rascals who got their living by whateverSa
tan sent them, and now in the interim ol
other business had staked the joint profits
of tholr next place of villainy on a game of
cards, which was to have been decided here
under the tree.
But, fin ling David asleep by the spring,
one of the roguei whispered to hit ftllovr i
a Year if Paid in Advance
If not paid in advance, $1.25.
''Histl Do you soe the bundle under his
head ?"
Tho other villain nodded, winked and
leered.
"I'll bet you a horn of brandy," said tho
first, "that the chap has either a pocket-book
or else bo has a snug little hoard of small
chango stowed away amonghlsshlrts. And
If not there wo shall find it In his pantaloon
pecket."
"But how If ho wnkos?" snld thooltier.
His companion thrust aside his waist-coat,
pointed to the handle of a dirk and nodded
"So bo it 1" mutttercd tho second villain.
They approached tho unconscious David,
and while one pointed tho dagger toward
tho heart, the other began lo scratch tho
bundle beneath his head thoir two faces,
grim, wrinkled and ghastly with guilt and
fonr, bent oyer their victim, looking terrible
enough to be mistaken for fiends should he
suddenly awake. Nay, had tho villains
glanced nsido into the spring even they
might not know themselves as reflected there.
Bui David Swan had never worn n more
tranquil aspect, oven when aslocp on his
mother's breast
"I must tako away tho bundle," whiS'
pored ono.
"But if ho stirs, I'll strike," muttered tho
other.
But nt this moment a dog scenting along
the ground, came In beneath tho maplo
trees and gazed alternately at each of those
wicked men and then nt tho quiet sleeper,
Ho then lapped out of tho fountain.
Sphawl" said ono villain, "wo can do
nothing now. Tho dog's master must bo
close behind."
"Let's tako a drink and bo off," said the
other.
Tho man witli tho dagger thrust tho wea
pon Into his pocket and drew forth a liocket
pistol, but not of that kind which kills by a
single discharge. It wns a flask of liquor,
with n block-tin tumbler screwed upon tho
mouth. Each drank a comfortable dram
and left tho spot, witli so many jls nnd
such laughter otllieir unaccomplished wick
odncss, that they might bo said tohavo gone
on their way rejoicing. In a fow hours they
had forgotten tho whole affair, nor once Im
agined that tho recording angel had written
down tliocrimo of murder against their souls
in letters ns durable ns clcrnitv.
As for David Swan ho slept quietly, nei
ther conscious of tho shadow of death when
it hung over him, nor the glow of renewed
life when that shadow was withdrawn.
Ho slept, but no longer quietly as at first.
An hour's repose, had snatched from his elas
tic framo tho weariness witli which many
hours of toil had burdened it. Now he
stirred; now moved his lips without a sound;
now talked, in nn inward tone, to tho noon
day siectress of his dream. But a noise of
wheels camo rattling louder nnd louder
along tho road until it dashed through the
dispersing mist of David's slumber; nnd
thero was the stage coach. Ho started up
with nil his ideas about him.
"Halloo, driver I Tako a passenger!"
shouted he.
"Room un top," answered tho driver.
Up mounted David and bowled away
merrily toward Boston, without so much ns
a parting glance nt that fountain of dream
like vicissitudes. He knew not that a phan
tom of wealth had thrown a golden hue
upon its waters, and that ono of lovo had
sighed softly to their murmur, nor that ono
of death had threatened to crimson him
with his Mood ; nil in tho brief hour sinco
ho lav down to slcop.
Sleeping or waking, we hear not the airy
footsteps of the strungo things that almost
happen. Xathnmtl 7nirWo-ne.
a s.i.ui'i.i; kink of Tin; Cana
da TAiiirr.
Tho beauties ofn high tariff between coun
tries nf essentially identical interests had a
ludicrous but appropriate illustration at
Niagara Falls llieother day in tho experience
of ono of Barney A- Berry's drummers. Ho
wns going over to Canada to sell thcirskates
by sample, having a vuliso full nf "half
skates" of small sizes, of no (mssiblo use to
anybody, nad descriptivo list of the firms
goods Ho opened tlio lot for tho inspection
of the Dominion Custom Houso ofiicials,aiii
explained his business in full. But it was
no go. Tlio obstinato Britisher would have
it that ho was going around to Montreal to
meet an accomplice, who was to cross over
from Vermont witli another set of half skates
and then, haying evaded the. duty, sell the
full pairs and he mado him pay $5 for the
privilege of getting by. Spnnrjjidd (Mass.
Republican.
X JAW-Il If. UAKIAG I.OVK STORY,
Modjeska is writing a story for Scribncr't
Monthly. It Is a love story. The heroine's
nan.o is Griselbavidch Topplowatchkitzky
and tho hero's Vladimir Twhezarotih. The
scene is laid in tho quiet little Polish village
of Stlrritupitviseh. on the banksol'the classic
river Muddioschky, in tho region of the
Kolzebutitzclosky Mountains. We extract
a rassago from advance sheet! : "Within
her wan hunds she had her face concealed
when to herVladimlr asked if she did truly
lofo him. Yea, I do lofe thee; by yonder
bale moon I adjure it. Let us,theu, said he,
flee, but shehositotexlby reason of her trunks
which were still unpacked. The team wan
dered from her eyes, but meanwhile Vladi
mlr repeated what for sho would not be
coming pretty soon, not having been aware
of the ga.h tho words of him made on the
inside of her heart." Troy Timti.
Almittt Young- Aguln.
My mother was afflicted for a long time
with Neuralgia and a dull, heavy Inactive
condition of her whole system ; headache,
nervous prostration, and was almost help,
less. No physicians or mediciuedid her any
good. Threo mouths ago she began to use
Hop Bittere, with such good effect that she
seems aud feels young ngain, although over
70 vears old. We think there is no other
medicino fit to use in tho family. A lady
in Providence, It. I, Journal. 49--3w
-The patent almanacs, mortised for the
publi.lier's name, have ulready begun to
pour down for 1880,and the designs u re new
ami very different from those of lust your,
tho picture of a boy skating In his bare feet
with one little brother on hia back and six
more ou tlio sled, being put on the January,
instead of the December liage; and the pic
ture of Christmas Evo coming along about
the end of December instead of lu the mid
dle of August, as was the case last year. In
(act, the alinsuto Ii entirely rearranged to
that ft looks just as good a! new. JJurinff
Art iavLys.
The Carbon Advocate,
And Independent Family Newspaper
Published .very SATURDAY, In
Lehlghton, Carbon Co., Pa., by
JIAHIIV V. .IIOUTgllfUiati
OrncE-IlAN-KWAY. a short distance above
the Lehlith Vulle. It. IU Depot.
Tens: $1.00 per Annum in Advance.
IVERT DMCrUTTION OF rLATN ARB PAKCT
AT VE11V LOW PKIOKH.
She Only Snld (iooiUby.
Good-by, if it please you, sir good-by.
This is a world where the wild swans fly.
This Is tho wptld where tho thorn! hang on
When tho rose its tlmo is gone, is gone,
Good-by good-by good-by.
Good-by, If it please you, ilr good-by
You nro hero and away I caro not why.
This Is a world where a man lias his will,
A world where a woman had best bo still.
Oood-by good-by g'iod-by.
Gond-by, If it please you, air good-hv,
This Is a world where we see thasky,
After a while the stars will fall,
And the end will make au end of It all!
Good-by good-by good-by.
Sarah M.S. Piatt,
'I ll IS Afcl THAT.
Flour is rising. All good flour should
rise.
Bergen Tunnel would bo a good place
for the next walking match tho trains miiat
be kept running, however.
The ordinary life of a locomotive Is
thirty years. No doubt it would live much
longer if it didn't smoke so much.
Painted belts are to be worn directlvi
so that most ladles will have to bo lubelled
"Look out for paint."
An old man with a brllllantlv rod nc ,
should not be held up as u shining examplo
for young men.
Dr. Holland says a man's character may
bo judged by his cravut. If he wears no
cravat we supposo ho hasn't any.
At n church fair In Hoboken the other
night a blind man drew a tc!c:ciio. If ho
had good sight the chances are he would
have drawn a glass evo.
A critic, in noticing n discourse on "Tho
Sayings and Doings of Great Men," remarks:
"It is sad to observe how much they said
aud how little they did."
A celebrated German hemest, to whom
was addressed thequestinu, "Whiilis man ?"
promptly replied, "A pinch of phosphorous
and a bucketful of water."
" I havo a lore-letter," raid Uio servant-
girl to her mistress. "Will vo rude it to uie'f
And hero is somo cotton wud ye stufl'in yer
cars whoilo vo rado it I"
Anna Louise Cary mado 22,0011 la-t
car. Considering that sho is neither a po-
lestrian, nor a plumber, nor u Tulmage, tins
is doing very well.
Disturbed parent and hia fivo-vour old.
"See here, sonny ; what did your mother
ell you?" "Sho told mo not to iutim."
What makes you jump then ?" "I didn't
hear her."
An exchango has nn article on "How to
run a Ncwspaer." This should bo read
only by editors, as every other person In tho
world knows just how u nuwsp.iper ought to
bo run.
"Death of n Prelate," wrote the editor
f tho Winnipeg puHr, in announcing tho
end of a bishop's life, but the intelligent
compositor mado It "Death of a Piiute."
"I'm going lo move out West among tha
Indians," said an old bachelor to a friend.
and I wish I wcie bald-headed m vnu me.
What will remove hair from tho scalp?"
Get married, sir many a blonde."
Deadhead was tho na mo of a winning
hnrso nt Jerome Park. Of cuuree ho wu
bound to pass. O i tha other huud, Uieins
is tho name of another horeo. Uuru was
tho last of the raco.
When a city editor wishes lo get up a
big sale for his piier in the country, be
sends through ill) ollieo presuleJ over by a
woman, a postal card to a oorrespi indent,
ou which is written ; ".-Send mo a lull ac
count of that tcin lal."
Ebenezer Stone and his wife Flora, out
'n Illinois, were diiorcod not long ago, but
u Her ward they ciiue to un understanding,
were remarried, ond tiro now happy togeth
er, ns fur as uo know. It was u case of Eh
nnd Fin, it would seem; at least they uio
tide now.
A professor lecturing on English Indus
tries, t u olaj of juveniles iuliiriued them
that it look seven men uud a buy lo make
pin. "I cxeel," eaid n little fellow, "that
its tlio seven men that make tho pin, and
that they uso tho boy to wo if it is biiurp.
enough,"
Says nn Albany daily In view of tho
fact that no actress was re Jiorteil yctorday
as having lout her diamonds valued nt
$180,000, inclusive of tho necklace the Czar
presented ul'lerone hiindrcdaiideiglitycuu.
sccutivo recalls befure the curtain, no uie
lod to the belief that the Millennium is tol
erably near nt hand,
Bistoii has u Phlseognoviisphooraphy
Society. The motto of the Phiscognoseos
phocruphickvrs is "lirovity is tho soul of
wit," and riiieengnoscoephocraphy Is a good
eieciinen of it. If t lie Phlsoigiinseorpho
craphlcitc! were to start u pijier railed tlio
PhlswiguOM-osphocraphor, lite editor would
quita doubtless coll his brief JiarJgrapli!
"PhikOognosou.phoeraphioulitie."
Barnum was Interviewed in Philadel
phia. He says that the report that Dcms
Kearney once travelled with his show us
the "Wild man from Borneo" is not found
ed on fact Kearney travelled with him
one season as a "ll.iorighn.iia Cannibal," but
his language was so trlghtful that he shock
ed the deaf and dumb Patagouiau, ami un
Jermined the morals of the learned lag and
educated mules. Even the elephatiU threat
ened to pack up their trunks und leavo; so
Kearney wai discharged.
A very ugly gentleman was requested
by a beautiful woman to accompany her to
a painter's studio, where, having whi.iiercd
a few words to the artist, she tell hlui, with
a promise ut presently coming buck, Tho
gentleman asked the artist what ho wai
wanted llir, "I thought you knew, sir," re
plied the painter, "that I am taking that
ludy's porlniltin tho chsruoterof a saint be-
ng tempted by the devil, and I ha Who wishes
yuu to be good enough to sit for the temp
ter.
-Two boys had a few hot words and a
sudden fight on High ttrtwt, and one ran
awny, leaving the other with a bloody nose
and a mouth lull of "bawl." "seems to
me," said a iwdesirjan who had hulled,
that you are big enough to lie that iy."
' 'Course I am," wai the reply. "Then
why don't you run after him and dolt,"
" 'Caue 'tuuse," puped tlw led, "I don't
want togwtvwy mud at him until his folks'
full rs are all gone I After thai I'll catch
him aud most break hi ntwk."
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