AinoNti viiu roiris. Wtr a, man bedecks Ml breast With gaudy gems io bright, That from thefaclng or his rest Olesmi Irrldeicent light, Jnit estimate him as a man Who licks refined taste, , 2 yA&d1lko iCo chaJjrho,loi8 up bills, tils toioin shorts the paste. Exch. Where IS the man with soul so dead, Who bai not a beastly oold In his head, la tun, his owu Icerstsnlchow-oir 1 1 er.er Ah-uium-cr.k-k-ktlss.shoraach-h-h-h 1 1 1 Well. lam proud to see .Men not afraid of Qod, afraid of me. Old Ballad. HOU'OriUM MAKHS III. II fD5. WU SbTing,' tho 8ixtli street laundry msnf entered the drug-store opposite his dive yesterday evening, and, throwing down a nickel, said t " Five ce-itee opium." While Ihe clerk was gettinghim the drug an Enayirtr representative engaged the Chinaman In conversation: " ,rBuy much opium, Wah t" " Five, 10, 10, centce worth a day." "Use it on shirts tM " Helle nbl smoke it." " ''Like it!" " Belly good," and a Iinppy smile spread over bis inunimy-liko features. " Tell me gniiiething about it," said the Enquirer man) "what kind of on effect does It produce how docs it make you feel ?" " Makes Chinaman feel likce," and hero ho was stuck for a comparison to denoto per feet happiness and contentment; " makes Chinaman feel likco likco Melican man Oen. Grant, allco tlmo plenty money, no much workec, lakco things easy." " Makes you forget your troubles, docs " Yes j, forget troubles alleo same likee when you sleep." " Seo nico thiflgs jn your dreams?" " Belly nicp: Everything big and beauti ful," and he made nn enraptured gesture wiih bis hands. " Everything grand, I suppose?" "Belly grand. Chinaman's cellar look likee Gibson House." " Is it possible?" ' Smoothing-iron look likee train of cars arid washeo-wash-tub like a 6teumboat." " You d'in't say so 7 And what clso ?" "Ob, beep else. Wall Shung feel likee sold out.and gone back to China with $2, 40q,'f , ritici: of i:aiii,y VKji:xAiii.cs. A' man with a bsskct on his arm pushed his wuy, says the Cincinnati Enquirer, to a fruit-6tanrt and asked : " How do you sell cucumbers 1" The dealer iuformed him. " Why, man alive, do you supposo I want to buy a whole ono ?" " 1 don't know what you want, but that's the prico of cucumbers," replied the dealer. "- You don't want it all down, do you V c" I do, forXfact.". ' SupK)so I give you one-third cash, bal ance in yearly iyments?" Tho dealer shook his head. '" I'll y you big inteicst," persisted the man with the basket. Another shake uf the head. "Give you the best of security," urged tho customer; "first mortgage on unincum bered real estate." The dealer would only shako his head. " Well, then, how do you sell strawber ries ' The rrpnttcr did not hear tho price, but the man with the basket fainted dead awny. FARMERS' COLUMN. nt.vku despair. "Ahl Heaven decs indeed temper tiie wind to tho shorn lamb," pathetically said old Mrs.-iljiTendorl'cr tho other, evening nta tea drinking, after emptying her twenty eighth cup of Young Hyson. " Why, what doyoil int-n.ii?" "You know that young widow, Mrs. BilTen, who lives across tho street from us? Well, she had nothing but sorrow, troublo and distress for the past five years. Tirst,' her father was killed by a burglarj then her mother married a min strel j-nfter that sho had 'tho yellow fever and snuill-poxtogetfier j and iiext her hus band failed, ami she hail to tako in washing. It was jwrfWtly dreadful. Tho poor wo man nearly went crazy. Sho was just be ginning to bear up a little again, when her brother was' sent to the Penitentiary forlifej ami finally, last mouth her husband died in a fit, and tho very next day her baby chok ed to death oif a gum drop." "Gracious I the poor thing I" " Wasn't it just terrible? Everybody believed 6he'd commit suicide then i anil sho wi.ul.l have dono so, too, but t-ibt week 6omebn.ly providentially coaxed her to go to n ehureh-rafllo and what do you, all. supine happened? Why, sho won a btar-skhi s-Kvpiu I" Y..n don't mean it I" "Sho did, though perfectly splou did camo within an inch of tho floor. The darkest hour is just before dawn, oftcr all. Now, isn't It?" ciii.-vusu iiomahci: ieidv.iii:. All American connected with one of the consulates m China has translated some Chinese ioms into English. Amonglhcin are tome verses which prove, alas 1 that the " humorist" is abroad even In that fair land. Tho production is entitled, " Funning the Grave, or the Wife Tested," and tells how a wife whoso husband was sick unto death promised him sho would not marry again until the mould oiyjils grave should be dry After his burial tho conscientious wiiow ap plied herself assiduously to hastening the drying of the grave by fanning it. This ac complished, sho married ono Chuang, who, wishing to f-st her, feigned sickness, avow- rd 'that ha was about to die, and besought her not to take uuto herself another hus band. Oh, make your mind easy," she, sobbing re riled, hlVOSftld 1 Won't wed. nn.t T tr,r.r. I.'ut, uli 1 what grave doubts your last words ii-u Don't i them ag tin, diarctt, don't t "TjI sot virtuous women In old books I'v ri-oil, And my bosom with ror has slowed i I'll rmulate itiom. I h v mwurlU sal. I, II Itluu'cdu I lu uuio I'll t Iduwid." Cuua.ig then illi's conteiiteillv, and afler he is cnoniriiieil makes his i-sosi-, diguites himsell'asu y.iuu in m, and makes live to Mrs, Clmaiig as together they wutcli over the eniply colfiu. "Tho next day the funer al-Uikrd meats serve us the wedding din' nor." The unrecognised Chuang shams ill iiess nnulii.uiul declares I hut nothing will cure hint but " Ihe brains ol'uliviug man or of one nliq i has iml been dead more than three dry. Old Chuang will do,' savs his relict, as shpvuiiishet whereuxin Chu ang takes oU'hi disguise and settles him telflu the colliu, again. IIissusn soon o iesrs with n n uxe and smashes the lid, up on which Chuuiig Uhiiiiu up with u " hellol' Tubu invitation to espla.n, Mrs. Chuang remarks i "I felt sura you, must be living i towelcom ohm more. Mr roognil grob'S I tore otT, and my wed. To trhioU answers her lord: " Your tale Is plausible, but I think you'd bet ter slop; Don't tatlKue jounelfbj telling lies i let the natter dron. To test your fll(fulneis a mi I've been mere- I'm the jooth ) ou just now married my wld ow I've Just wed." (Cel.) TiHMI, AVIint Ucca to Keep. Wo are often osked by beginners In bee keeping "What kind of bees shall wo keep?" To all such our answer will bo to keep Ital ians. If It Is not twssiblc, or even conven ient, to obtnin Italians at tho start, begin with tho common black bees, and, later, procuro one or moro pure Italian queens with which to Italianize the stocks. It Is now nlmost universally conceded almost, for there arc still somo practical bco-kcepers who prefer tho black becs that undor simi lar circumstances tho Italians aro tho most profitable. Professor Cook in his Manual of tho Apiarv, enumerates no less than cloven points in favor of tho Italians over the black bees. Some of these points may not weigh heavily In the scales, but othersare of prime importance. Tho main ones aro: First, that they havo longer tongues, and can therefore gather from many flowers from which tho black bees cannot. Second, they arc more active, and, with the eamo opportunities, gather moro honey. Third, tho queens arc moro prolific. Fourth, tho yellow abdomen makes her majesty moro conspicuous, and sho can therefore bo readily found when looked for. Fifth, tho bco-moth does not easily gain foothold among the Italians. Sixth they aro more amiable. April work In Orchard nndNurscir. Trees in transportation aro liable to injury in spitooftho skilful packing ofthonur scryman. If detained ontheroad they may dry out, and when opened present a dead and shrivelled appearance. No matter how unpromising they look, thoy can probably bo restored. First look to the labels, and seo that they aro all well fastened ; then ojwii a trench in a dry sandy place, and bury tho trees root anil branch, taking caro that tho moist earth comes well in contact with tho branches and twigs to the very lop. A week or less of this treatment, unless the trees were absolutely dead, will completely restore them. Be very careful, in taking them out, not to loso labels or break the twigs. Another danger i3 overheating, caus ing the buds to start Into growth. The uppermost buds may have weak white shoots some Indies long, tho lower ones shorter shoots, while further down on tho branches tho buds will still bo dormant. In this case, the branches must all bo cut back to a sound bud. Tho needed severe cutting may not leave much of the tree, but it is the only remedy. The novice at tice-plauling can not sec why ho should not set uli that nur seryman gives Ii i m. So ho might, did the nursery give him all that belongs to him. Even witli tho greatest care, some roots must be cut oil', but in hurried work the tico is deprived of unothinl to one-half of its roots. It then becomes a matter of necessity to cut back the top, that there may bo u proper proportion of root and branch. Do not hur ry tree-planting. If the ground is not dry and mellow, let tho trees wait. The land being maikcd out, and the place for each tree staked, tako sutliclent time to plant eaoli lieu propcrlyj this means sprca ling the mots covering thcuigmduully witli top soil, work ing tli is well in among tho roots, firming tho soil gently with tho foot not tramping it then when the filling is completed press town tlio soil firmly again. Slakes aro not needed if a tree is well set, unless it IS of cry largo size. Many water tho roots at lantiug, but this is unnecessary except lalo n spiing when the ground has become some what dry. Mulching is always needed, to eep the soil around tho roots moist. Straw, wor hay, stable litter, chips, or whatever will prevent evaporation, drafting suc ceeds best with perfectly dormant scions set upon stocks, tho buds of which havo commenced to swell. Tho cankcrworm, in ocalities where it is troublesome, appear as soon os the ground thaws. The female, bo ng wingless, cannot lly, and when sho leaves the ground has to climb up tho trunk to lay h ir eggs. All " remedies" consist in presenting somo barrier to the ascent of the male. Contrivances aro numerous; tho implcst is a band of heavy brown mpcr around tho trunk, smeared with tar or prin ters ink, and looked to every few days. Be foro the trees leave out, they should be care fully iuspected for tho eggs of the tent cat erpillar. They oro in a baud about an incl ng near tho ends of tho small trigs, and are iciulily seen azainst the skv.. Cut and bum. Mounds of cartii that wcro made around young trees last fall to keep oft" mice hould bo levelled. American Agricultkr' tit. Brags and Medicines The People's Drug & Family Medicine Store. If you want anything in tho Drug lino at bottom prices, go to tho Old aud lloliablo Drug Store, in Dr. N. B. Reber's Block, near tho Post Office, A. J. DUELING, Proprietor, IWIicre yon will flud a full and comploto stock ot Puro Drugs, Medicines, Chotnicals, Perfumery, Soaps, Brushes, Combs, &c. Lamps, Lanterns, Chimnoys, Burning & Lubricating Oils. A Complete Line of Druggists' Sundries, Trusses, Supporters, and Shoulder Braces. Puro Wines and Liquors of all kinds for Medicinal and Sacramental purposes. Wull Paper and Borders, a great variety. Personal attention given to tho compounding of Physi cians and Family Prescriptions, Established 1867.1 A. J. DURLING. Tlie Best aud Most Popnlar Pulinouic is Lchlchtou. NovfmDT2. JOHN G-. BIERY, Agent, Manufacturers of and Dealers in all kinds of Lumber, Sash, Doors, Blinds, .Shutters, Mouldings, Brackets, Ballust crs, Window and Door Frames, Scroll Sawing, Turning, Planing and Ripping done at short notice and at Prices to Suit tho Times. uia.' Maclalaieiry 1 sull Mew and of the Latest and Most Improved Pattern ; we em ploy none but the Best Mechanics, and use only the Best and Thoroughly Seasoned Lumber. Contractors and Carpenters are invited to call for Specifications, which will be cheerfully furnished. OrrieTS bv Mull piomptlv nttrndort to, nnrt satisfaction prunantccd. Tlmnltfal to our friondi and lliu public tor patt iavois, wo rei-pcitlullv asm uuaio ot your patroDaee lu ihe futnro. Very Hcapcctfully. JOHN G. BIERY, Agent For the Weissport Planing Mill. P. O. box 63. jan.d- yl Respectfully announces to tho pooplo of Lohighton and its vicinity, that ho has just enlarged his Manufactory by the addition of another story, and that ho is now prepared to turmsh them with every description or Hottsi Manufactured from tho best Seasoned Matorial, at Prices fully as low as tho same articles can bo bought for else where. Hero aro a few of tho inducements offered : Parlor Sots at from $50 to $60.00 Walnut Marble-top Dressing Case Bedroom Suites, 3 Pieces. $40 to $65.00 Painted Bedroom Suites, $18 to $10.00 Cane Seated Chairs, per set of Six $6.00 Common Chairs, per set of Six $4.00 and all other goods equally cheap. Tn this connection, I desire to call tho attention of the citizens to my amplo facilities in tho BUSINESS, with a now and handsome Ilearse, and a full lino of Caskets and Coffins, I am prepared to attend promptly to all orders in this line, at lowest prices. Patronage respectfully solicited and tho most amplo sat isfaction guaranteed. V. KCHWAKTZ, Oct. 12. BANK Street, LEHIGHTON, PA. It Will Paay tu Iteaal ailnls I It Invftilabljr Cnroi Cour)i& colds, lionise- ucsa, Soto Tbrout, Actlnna, Croup, and other Affections of tho Breathing Organs. It poothlne Influence nron tho lrrttfttedlln iiic ot the nir Dnftftne-et. la dun to tho lact that ita intrrcxlietita it re tho most cfllcaclona putraon- in Pimples Known tn meuicii uninny, iiie imria of tho nrttclo ocin tae 1IO.NKY of iho lIOltK jiuuiJ i'Lnn r, cncnucnnr unncn wun me i mrfllcinntprtnciplont tho A1HKH 1(AIAMKA or Halm ot Giiend. Thotente besidoi, five other botnnlo elements which give additional efficacy to the UiattiAuicd two. 'Ihnre wnn imvo mcu it, far mat iiAT.ii'H HONKY OF llOttEUOlT.NI) AND TAll la not only wonderfully remodlal tn nit cares wheio xno oriiaa oi respiration aro iiucciea.uni.nisn tnat Its action unnkually rapid. A few doses licquentlT servo to relievo a very obajnatc cough. It contains nnthtnvtant ran ihwmler tho Btomnch, ft fhet that can ho alleged with truth of hut tew Congh remedies t It has nnvi- urn'.fMr aprfoauiounvor, nn.i is pmu ai. uffurc which enables thoo of tho most limited means to avail themselves of lU vinno-s. It l elmplo tnmlnostto trlflowlth n Coujrh. Itiltntlou ot thn Throat, Chont "nil Lungs trnv els rapidly and what Is n trifling and canih conqnorabio ihfUcullr lit thoso oitfuns to-day, tnavlua lew weeks itovclnp Into Uionchltls ot conumpt on, two dlscasw which earn more victims to enrlv nrnvep. itinu any other In the long llt of bodllv dhofdere. A Couch may ho fitly teimed thorrcllmlnnrr St ice of Consumption, n maladv f which HALE'S IIONBY Of IIOItHHOUVD AND TAll is the miet Vuown preventive. Those theioiore, who woul1 nrroni tho profrrofs o! the Ifvarnvcr. ahould delay not a moment to takf a CI'UTAIS SreclfW'. ClllLliUKN, doilvo ci cat benefit from Its Wc have entered into arrangements with Rev. J. Henry Smytiiu, of Plnladclphia, the publisher of Sunshine i-ou Little Children, whereby wc are enabled to make you the iollowing unrivalled offer an offer which will, wc feel as-; sured, secure for us not only your name, but the names of very many of your friends and neighbors as subscribers to our paper. Although OVER A MILLION OF DOLLARS have already been expended in this "great offer" by the "Sun shine Publishing Co.," THIS PAPER MAKES NOTH ING ON THE BOOKS. Our sole object is to place your name on our list as a subscriber to the Camion Advocate and to Sunsuine fou Little Childuen. Raroxyrms of Cnmp and Whnop.ng Cough. The rsc named d'sixo n out-cta.ly destructive niuonc vounc chlldien nnd ill's n-iiahle remedy should he Kupt on hand In nil homcuol&j, Buy the Inrtre Vac k pes uml Uconomlzp. i'HICF.a, 5Q ctM.. and I, I'Kll DOTTLE. Sold by all Druggists. C N. Crittenton Prop'r, KO SEVEN AVENUE. N.V. For Sdlo br A, r.clilghton. 1'a. J. DUJU.INO, B nk street, Have you a "Raoikq Tooth" Header? IP you HAVE. BUY Pike's Toothache Drops nnd Curo tlinnsocy In Onis Minutk. T1iI you randciforTvVi'.NTV-i'IVW CENTS Tho nr tlclo w 11 ilo tlio buimo! uu brown depend iipoii tt:moroTor it eonmiija no iiwouicut widen cau lujuro your Tcotl:. miCE 23 CENT3. gold Dy all Drusslsts . C. N. Crittenton, Prop'r, ulpiiub mxf, Tlio Leading Extcrnnl Specific toJ DI8KASE3 OP THE SKIN and Beaulifier of tlio Complexion, It renders tho Cuticle- Healthfully Clear and Smooth,-arid Is'the JJest Pos sible Substitute for Expenslvo Sulphur Aiths. IIOHlCktiU Ill'CllC. CAnAwAY Cookies. Ono cup of butter, two of white sugar, three eggs, half a cup or seeds, and Hour enough to inaKo a still' paste. Itull it very thin with sugar instead of Hour on tho board, unit cut- it in round thjpo.3. Bake about fifteen minutes. SroNCK Gixgf.rbiikad. -One cup sour mill: one cup molasses, half a cup butter, two eggs, one uud a half teaspoons soda, ono tjuart Hour j ringer nnd spieo to taste. OraxokI'viibq Grated rim! of two and juice and soft pulp of three oranges, halfa pint or sugar, halfa pint of milk, foureggf, two Boston crackers rolled nnd si fled, or four nnd a half tablespoonfuls of rolled and sift ca rrockcrs, ono ounce of butter. Cream and butter, stir in tho grated lind, the juice and sugar.lho well-beaten pggsand crackers; a id the milk, mix well nnd bake in a pud- amg-msu linen with paste. Corn:s Cnr.M Hnlf an ounce of Cox's gelatine, ono gill of strong cdr.'c, one gill of sugar, inrce gills ol cream j soak Ihe cc latino nan on nimr in hair a gill of cold water. then placo itover boiling waterond nddihe hot cofTee nnd sugar j when dissolved take it from the (lie, stir 111 the coM cream nnd strain it in a mould that has beeu wet with cold water when cold turn out. Oatiikai, 8amf Put a pint of oatmeal to souk in w irni water for a few hours before uookin'it! jn.t water cnouili lo cover it. then' p ur thin mixture into Inlllug water, a little ui a time, with a good pinch of salt, and let it soak slowly tho same as a corn- meal hasty pudding, for half an hour or longer. A pudding oau bo made of it by' uing eggs, milk, snjnr, raisins and china- moil, the same as f.ir other pud-lings. 1 Cuackko Wueat. 8oak it tlio same as tho oatmeal, ami as it -s apt to burn, put . It in a liltlo tin juil, ami set the pall into a kettle of boiling water cover closely and ' let it boil half or three-quarters of an hour Stir this Into boiling water, the same as oat meal. ( Ar accomplished Shelby ville, Ind., young wotnanhas become enamored of a bright mu latto railroad cmployend learnlug that the fetate laws jmnlsh miscegenation, when her dusky lover applied for a marriage license, she has sworn to lly with him to some Stale where love knows sa color. Tho undersigned announces to tho ladies of Lehighton and vicinity that ho is now receiving nnd opening a large assortment of STRING & SUMMER GOODS,-comprising such as Maralasses. Delaines, Coburgs, Alpacas, &c. Also, a largo stock of PRINTS and GENERAL DRY GOODS, vhicli ho is offering AT EXTRAORDINARY LOW PRICES FOR CASH. Groceries and Provisions a Specialty, at prices to suit the times. Clover, Timothy, Hungarian, and all kinds of Field and Garden Seeds, VERY CHEAP. TOlIDIAM AMM ESI, It 1 Inponmarnb'o Tlemrdr for Bm-ISES. TIL. ICElw, CL'T nnd every Irritable or onltea.ttiv cuiiuiuoii vi mo nkin, una is . most seivicenuie retneiilal nvent and nowco ot spcoily leUet In CUM',8 oi a OUT nnd Iiiiuumatihm. TtlnnmiiHtnesirnlilo UliSINFECTAXT OP ui.ui'iiiauuiiiiijii J.INK.N, woin ana urea bvpeieoiH Miderln frotn oiisaxinus or cox. TAoious iuftFAtri.mid lHaOspital ltcnirdvnud l'revoiitatlve of tiiem. when used a nu injee Hon 1'ciBous etnnlovlnir IL have no iipi-.1 in taBo Sulpliur riatiin, or to rcburt to Hulnlmr r jiriiiKa iur utiiiiin? puronse. Aaanai'juuctoftiio TOILET It t far more dM-ualde tliau nuy Corme.le sIlco it dorhkot. jii-u a-iiuit-s tji jiaiurr, cuuoual uuuipieX' louul IUeiiiitoliea but removes tliom. TAN.l'ltLOKLKS.I'IMl'I.Hs. ULOTOIIKS aid thn like, m-eoilllv yielatoit. clanfylnu In. fiiience; nn-1 It 1 the very but tioap to Htiive with.bccituge it leave. Hie ekiu sniooth and free from iheliiltation proOuced ou u .eiHitlvocu ilete. by Hie utiDllcntmn of tlie lazor. It also coirpletcly cradicat4ti liANDHUFK. Jloiisewlvn. declare it to bo excellent for wufftiBB OOL,U. L,INh-N.L.1C';.nui "tlier fabrics ami ladies iiioviur tn tho best urcles of metrouolltau aud rutal society sneak 01 It in the. hiPlicst torn), Tosilii'Otiluisiioarin from all quarter, of the Union upon It. l'rontlrt jr. many of wliirh ha e been puullidu'd lu the rrui of a ueat pamphlet. piuviiiui-in vi uriii?Ei-i-. Him tuiicruvoua ucai. era. the ollinnnla linlili? i-nnn to untd.o lnnnf n t nn at '.UK MPlilCIXAL WAIIEItr USli. No. 7 blXTU AVEXUK, Is'tw VuliK. The artic 0 Is moreover inuoiscu ov iio suuicui Tiaiciinty. l.IKK HOST OTIIhll 1'AIIOL'S I1EHEDIEB. fUjUN'MHUI.l'UUUMiAl' limb en imitat ed, bojps without the smallest fracin-n or re. menial euicacv bsvo 1 f eu end are roincd upon Opposite tho L May C, 1870-yl & S Depot, BANK Street, LEHIGHTON, PKNN'A. 00 ts Is o So 00 Cl p S If Till ra T! 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In order, if possible, to place a copy of THE CAR130N ADVOCATE in every household in this and the adjoining Counties, and to largely increase its circulation in other sections of the country, wc have become parties to contracts for the purchase of entire editions of elegant, rare and valu able books, and our readers arc respectfully requested to write to us for any standard set of works; nnd in connection with our subscription department, their orders will be at tended to nt n huge discount from retail prices, with the ut most care, promptness nnd satislaction. Among our "Prem ium Offers" we mention the following : DJOKEN'S WORKS, 1 IIULWEII'S WultKS, 1 l'ftl-SOOTT'S WOltKS, r COOi'Elf.S WOKKS. J AllreigH chargei to be paid on delivery. BEiT'The above "Club Offers" aro on the money is received by us. All orders should be addressed to TIIE THAPKERY'S WOJiKS, IKVIN.i'.s WOniC", MAItltYAT'S WOltKS, ANUOTIIEKWOltK. y forwarded when LEHIGHTON, Carbon County, lVnn'a. (ilk, ,,J TOLU ANODYNE, the gueat NEUltALUIC HEJIEUY, cures Nervous, Chronlo and violent Sick Headaches. Sciatica, Kervoiut Debility, Hysteria, Delirium Tremens. to cts. per bottle. ECLECTIC PILLS, THE GREAT Mercurial Substittito and Family l'liyslc. Are composed exclusively of vegetable Ingredients supertede the vie of Mercury act directly on tho Livxr, and aro a most valuablo remedy. In all cases of derangement of that organ. Iuvaluablo In the cure of Constipation, Indigestion, and all Bilious Disorders. I'rlce 5 cts. All aro warranted to euro or the money refunded. IIUNNEWELL MF'O. CO.; Boston. I'orSalcb 4i, j, uouLlnU, llaukn net, l.c-lui-hlon, l'a. Nov. 0 cm. uw the mimui For It la Badly too true that thousand of CIIII.DUKNnro -T,v IC VMl TO lO- ATH every year by Improper or insufficient l'QOD Remember, Is all and a great deal more then wo havo claim, cdforit. ltlsslmply a Midi'. V rvUI'lttn HU."and caslly nssimllated FOOD, grateful to tho most dclicato and irritable btoniacu, and especially adapted for tho I.MAfMT and cirnwiMi uiiii.d. INVALIDS, 1IURSIM MOTHERS, and thoso Eufferlng from Indigestion will find on trial tliat Maknaitrllrtonsilirt. r&nU impiI with nr wlthnut mlllfi makM cn.nr.li. rnddlni-.. -e.,-l.l;lily rpprt. lnt.,1 hv tlii lick. IlrlirMa niotlii-ri Mill tlll.l l:i.lgo' loud Intl wti.f ,r, need. ltElTuhcaltUDaditrrustli. Iniiiw, no.. I WCIULl'.lCIl PorS.no by A.J. DURLINQ, Bank ht.. T-idsh. tou, l'a. Kuv.asm. WMt -is THE EASIEST SELLING, THE BEST SATISFYING SBfiMMacMB Us Introduction and World-renowned reputation was tho death-blow to high priced machines. THERE ARE NO SECOND-HAND WHITE MACHINES IN THE MARKET. This Is a vcr Important matleras It Is a well kntmn and undisputed tact tnat many el Ihe so cal.ed firtt-class machines which are offered to cneap nowa-dats are these that have been re possessed (that Is. taken back Irom customers alter use) and rebuilt end put upon tho market "wfwillTE IS TIIE PEEfl OF ANY SEW1HQ MACHINE NOW UPON THS MAItKEI. II IS MUCH LARGER THAN THE FAMILY MA CHINES OF THE SINGER, HOWE AND WEEU MfrK OlSTS MODE TO MANUFACTURE TMAM EITHER OF THE AFORESAID MACHINES. ITS CONSTRUCTION IS SIMPLE. P0SIIIV2 At.3 DURABLE. IIS WORKMANSHIP IS UNSURPASSED. Do not Buy &ny other boforo try ing tho WHITE. Prices and Terms Mafls Salisraclorj AGENTS "WANTED I IT hit o Sewing Machino Co., CLEVELAND, 0. JOHN H. FAG A, AGU.NT FOU L'AltllON COUNTY Mir.SJTMm SlAUCit CHUNK, l'A NEWPIAN8$135 Facli, and all stvlea. inclnmng OI1AND, bQHAltr. AND UfJtKJIIT.sllltnctlv VillbT. Cl Abrl. aold at the lowtt-t litt onidi wboiva'e iHO'oiy p.lc. dlrrct to tbe l'Uflcll AHKr. Tlie 1'ianef uiane one of tbe flnet disjjlsya at tae Ct-nteuiiiHl Jxblbillon. and wcie unatn. mously rrcnmniendfd fortbeliioiiKuT Hosobb eve. 2.0 n use. lievuiiily luiorporated JIannfnctuin.it Co. Fartoiy e-tab lebeci r.vt-r M years 'Hie tqusie Grand- contain Matb. uibek'duewpatrut Jtunlex Ovsrstrunir Ucale, ttte nreateet iniprovciueut In tbe buttory ot l'lai.o n.uU.-g. Tne l i-rlnliu are ibo UN 1; r IN AUHII1CA. l'iaoiM se..t on ttlal Don't tail to vriito lor Illuatrnied aud Descriptive, Catalogue id rates mslled free. MISNDKLSSOIItV PIANO CO. HI Ka.t I3li Strl, Jl. Y. 1 1 rat