The Carbon Advocate And Independent Family Newspaper, Published every ' ATfltDAY, la Letiighton, Caruon Co., I'a., by KATtltY V. nORTnfltlKR. ItS-WeMT It V'TTit .t.na. JUIa.ia. a.... the LclilRh Valley R. R. Depot. Terns: $1.00 ter Anunm in Advance H. V. aIoutiiimmr, Propriet or. ENDEPENDSNT-" Live and Let Live." $1.00 a Year if Paid in Advance. ' Ertnr DFPCnirTiox or rtiiK am fancy VOL. VII., No 17. LEIIIGI1TON, CAUUON COUNTY, PA., SATURDAY, MARCH !22, 1879. If not niid in advance, $1.25. w - - '"b AT VErtr LOW PRICES. -Advertising Rates. Wo dosiro It to bo distinctly tindett4tl Hint no advertisements will lie ftnerted hi the columns of Tint Cinnox Auvooatk tlat max bo. received from unkiisivii par tie w finnsftinloss accompanied by tbo cabii. TKefollowlng''aro our only Urntai f ? jj o.nk 8juaiiii (10 lixm), Onevear, each insertion lOets. Sl-Snorithsjcucli Insertion Isete. Throb inonlliSj ojcli Insertion 10 ete. JiclTtliSmHifce months, first Insertion $1; each subsequent Insertiui 24 ete. Local notices lu Cents jwr line. II. V. MOItTltlMEIt, Publisher. CARDS, Unot anil lime Mutter. 31tntonnrstney,ffi Uran t building. Han slrrst. Allorderipriimiilliilllltd wort umrranltd. -jyr- Attorneys. J-OIlS KUNK, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Offlco with Al'en Cr.ls.c-m."'"" American Ito ICl.il AUK I?T BQL'AIIH, ' ' MAUCH ClinNK, 1M. Jnty.'-ly j-ohn i). iiKiiroTiir r u, ATTOnNKY AND CoUNSKLLOlt AT LAW. Uroailiray anJ xiifqu him ia Stroets. Opposite Court IIo ie. ''"' ' .'MAUfil CIIJNK, TA. May.be comaltod in iioi-ui in. inaiM ly' p 1. LONM.sfitiiUT, ; ATTORNEY AT LAW Lrvon'a Uutullng. Afc'K fiTREET. LUIIIOIITON. PA, JJcn-smocr iC-Cm Tjty M. "l.Al'ttHKU. ATrOltNKY NP COUNSI'.I.I.Olt tT LAW DISK STRICT. l.ttllmlTUN. I'A. R.alKstsleand Collection Ancv Will llui and 3.11 ttVal Karate, llonveyaiieliiit ueitlv dun Col actions urouiiitlv und. ."ellllng nutates nf li 4uts i apaclalty. May be consulted In a. Unrann. Nc. J AS. II. STIIUTIIKIIS, ATTOIIN lY AT LAW, 3- OHIce : 2 1 Hot i f Uhn.id'i Hall, Mnuoh Oliuiik. I'a. All lmlnua eutru.tod lo lilui will lie prmptli attended to. m. , Mav27, ly. p .iik'isiian. ATTOItNKV AT LAW Next Tljor to First National Duck, St Iimi CHUNK, I'A. llrClm h consulted In German. 'junO. . Justices and Insurance Tg- A. IIKI.TZ, juarxec oi' Tin: teace, OFncs: Ltndormin'. II n-k. llANli-Strccl. LvinoiiroN. I'A. CmvnynTiclni. Coilotlur nTd ill other nui. tie 4 connccti-il with tlio office p omiiLV attend, oil to Agent for tao boi Flic iul 1 i'o Jnnir aucc Cnuipiulo- i ltcuts collected at roai.oiuili1t cuuracs. &c. AprliF-vl rpiroiiAS itsMi t'.itivn, JL CONVEVANURIt, AND GENERAL INSUilANOEAGEN j r The f Uowim; Cotnpinlc um llpt'eseiiletli. liUHA.N )N MU I'tTAL I'-tHi:, . HUA .UNO llllrUAIi 1'lllE, I WO.MINa Kilt 14, ro r r .Villi: rtnti, I. II lllll 1'IilW.nniltnnUMV nr.cu acuiu.cn r insukanoe, AIbo l'oninvlvinl'' n"l Mnft it llo.'ao riiicl Dttre ivn and In uratn u C'ttinimnv. Mnicn "JJ. isn IllOJ. ICICMEllKIl Physicians and Dentists. w. i:i:m:it, m. OITlCIt-ns'.'Cr'.l O'ncU. BANK STREET, LEUIUHION, "enna. ) Tle4lloncc ...t om 7 a. tn. to Pa. m . HOURS ii I 13 .10 ii u. in i in i rarryvillo . .from I n.ni. to 12 imop, )rr lc roiiHii ted In ttiii acrnian Lain;u9K KoTc:nb3r3), yl A. DHrill.V.UEIl, M.U., , I'llYSlCIAV AXIISCLOIMN Sperlsl nlltitlon nM to Chronic IllKe-ife. OIIIl: South K.it.t cointrIrnntim2i..l 9t.t l.c hllilnn.l'n. Aprl'3. 1M. QllS. T. IIOIl.V, HI. I)., op'icn: oveii ii a. r limit's n;tva al'OUE BANK 81'.. LUHIUIl'ION.rA. (Icnoriil nrocticocttoiiii'tl In, and sl'ECIA ATriCNTIO.H OiViiN TO UIEASEH Of ,WO JUX lnai-53 .yl It. KIMIKII, M. 1). l'llA-'TIOIN'O PlIYSIOIANanaSDt aEO.S. OKF.CB; lliiuU Sticct, ItniiF.u'a I'.locx, Lohich. inn, r.t. May bo consaut'il in tlio Gorm n LniiRuaso. Nov. 3 Livery & Sale Stables r. IIAMC STItUHT.t.KlllllHTOX, Pa FAST TIlOTiIKU HOUSES, EL.EO.VTr CAItUIAOES. And pontlvoty LOWEIt I'11I(!KS Uiau nuy otiiur Livoiy lu tho C'ojtitv. l.arijoanfl Lndnimn canlanen for F.mtrnl ' nuronoa nml '.VlH diUiS. 1J AVI U i:imi:HT Nov. '."i i&7i A NEW OKl'AKTUIti:. TlioiuidrrtirnfdiFp'f'fiil y "iirourccastolini V'tr n am: il i u lie erally tlml 101.1 und ullertliUihtebo Sell Goods for Cash Onlv, ' ml to that rnd lias mariiddown tl. 1'iucaol Into, tneslo kot Groceries and Provisions Contl tuu'of tiittCMei-tt THABrorrEKS s-UliAUa. SPICKS. IIAMB uuouLin-'iitf, riiii jiuiTr.n. i;uu3, c, Ac, f tho wry lAiVvnt i'rees. Best Fain'y Flour $2.75 a sack ami a I otlier aitk'lcs at iquo.ly rrlccn for ILfi itpadv Ujh i. rntron.ige i (cicd an. Bli.uctlou uarau ted iu ail ci T. A. ANDREWS, Nou ttol'h nedbosq. Hit. Ilrl ko. jaiiirtT ftC'UIIItTOX, Pa. rou ou "i IU,V IN PIIKSS, jiji: iMnjsntiAi. HISTORY OF THE DlfllED STATES, Knag ft coruulntn hlt r r i( nil tbe tmnortaut niiuMii u( America molut s AciUu'turv, Mrctinloil M uat ur ujr Illnirg riuuutr rial MuUitthor n terin Ab-a. tu ue tctuTJ askpt unl 3itinni'ngr4UiiL's. NOOTHKIl WOltlC LIKi. IT 1-Vl Il PUIl J -1 h i i i ; i ivt T-iiui nil i i r. lory uuply t om o 1 1 4 n , - Railroad Guide. plItL.A..b III:aI)I.U UAll.UtlAll. Arrnngrment of I'auePRer Trains. NoVKMnKit mn. U'a. Trains Iraro Al.l.K.M O'.V.N an totloirsi -itia mnKioxits nacii.) For riii1i.deiiiliM.iit rji. a.m.. toil p. m. for riiltfelrtphU llllii. m. JM n. m. via turrrssA. natiwii.) For llo I'll, t S.S. villain. Itw. 1 10. 1 JO UK ii.in For llutltoorn. rjlJM, 1M a. in.. .!, 4 JO v.o' n. in. For Idnoa.ter nnd Colam'iH, t SI. 9.1'. am. "d 4 so p in t Uoc not ran on M "inlay r U.NDAYS For Ilea tin. 3 31 a.m. aira9Mit m. I'm II irri'hnrc, I. a. in i.J J 1. m. Trln FOH AI.I.R .'roWNIraTfiaifetUvti (VIA rKHKIOMBN IIBANCII ) LoaToriiitadclplitn. 7.4j. til., I.IW, 'LSOjiiC a.38 n. lu. . , HUNDAY-. r.oivc r.'ilHdelpMi .! ..ro ni d 1 13 p. m. (tia KAarrr.ixA naivcii I.r.ivo rtr.oinj; 7.4 ;,4t lJla m.,4 90.ll md io.t ii ni Lravo IIanlliurc, S 11 a loo. ro, and -W. 4X0 and 7 m n. ni. I.piivp IinrA.ti'r a.iOa. ra.. I3M anil S.tSp. in. LcaCuluuibU !.'. m 1. 0 and lUp. m. "UMIAVh. l.rave Ttoaillim. 7.10 a. ni. Lravo IlirlKnuiil.S.3 n.nl. Tralnn.imiko i thnn )runtn and from rt pl Oth anil (lioe'i alrcet. I'lillmlft phli nthrr traluitn a '! Irnm liroid .trrrt drpit. TnoOfii". m nM Ho. n. trains from All'n toMi.nipl Ilia 7.41 a. m and i.3 p.m. tirni Ironi l'liiliifli'Tiini, haio tlunugh larilo ami trotu lMUodolpula. J. K. WOOTIKV neutral Manamr. C O. HANCOCK. 7n'i TtcHtt Jttnt. "Vc will Pay the Postage AND SESU OU The Carbon Advocate ONE YEAR FOR ONJS 'DOZZAli! Or Six Months JPoi? SO cents ! WHICH IS Less than 2 cents per "Week rort a LAii'in 02 COLUMN TAPER!!! ADD11E-.H, Carbon Advocate, ".rliiglitoit, Pa. s:iov 1 1113 TO YOUR NLTOHUOrt TOLEDO BLADE. NASBYPAPEH. BEFOflF VOII nhai'nli'foranrnlli. BEru"6 UJ or P'n r mmiI lor a pet'llnoil cii'V ol 1'llj'l T ll.r.UU UIjAIIK. Il 1.1 il .Manilniitli l-.iir tluuo Wool, v I'a i'i ol slxiv.lour Co.utmi uiol will oiiefil.v , io. onot iiMd'iix iiinttei of ti'leioit mm aiuo lo no ploinul imittoi tlin Uulu ii hlaii-n SPECIAL PKATUltKS. All t h licp i ri men h o Ut mrde I Hit liLiDK h. inn in till ovii l.o UiilU-d ttr uu .tu o.'iu rlvcnu. miol. tin.itf ri III l,.p Ill'II Ij tlCIH til IiMlt I'lK lllfllHiiftl lifiuncr..t c lml.t'ii ii. i i:v 1'iT.ouauiV Napuy, wimh mv .villi tn -xi'it-cK. 1 i inis LLMtu- our HCU.M'.IIOLU DU'AIllMI'.NT nidi k..U rr Ol ;tit.ciiCi iiifn 'Kittiiui. iiiiiui ml J rt ot inh-io i in t a You.o 1 r.oi'LK'a IJEl'iul JUST , U liOigiUi IJL'OUI tlll'JIl ClUlJll'U 'K tun vi'rltv uh oy h id L'Jtoni chTnlna iNit ivi tl." It I iiU'M Wit nml lluuiur; TlIK iA6T TOtlCrt. ll lll-ll ni.tl -M'letP.l t A.NriWKha to t'oiit.tti'OMtr.Ms nn 1 tli liiot Svwh t o... nhimrl- t.i Urn wnnl. llii: luB ilivul t lawn- in tvur Nntn nt.tl T r mr ii tlio Union end ii evfiynlirit uv jinxul fl. Ilu .mti"naua m; t ynv asdfamji.y . i;it puli lfiipo i nvwhercv 'iiv uirial vu will IW'VO Willi 'nlv no without u Aiw of iliu now lout nits fui this wijtct proa btTtO. it A ndenoaville Prison Sketches, ov oan who wo it t ro A ni'w B rln tt ry win n.iimiciicfii Nov. H.lu Ai.utur oue wiluoui nionru in Juii'ur . TKitAI "sin .o copi. per y nr 12 3 i Are cnp.eMl.TSiai'li . ttn or tuuio rop.cH b'.Ct a til au-t nn Httu t-our with cvir tluu oi ten. svcdineu C4i-' m'ih I ret. Keml fur ono Ail. die t.t TOLl.DO JiLAUK. J ..lo(o, Ohio. Fifty Thousand Books For Sale sit Elali" fi'icc. Wo aro now rflVrl iu lo tho nuliiic. pnstacn pri'pu.l. in ONK.U.vl.i the rtwolar I'llre ,u ly IliouHua I voiumiM tit ilioioo bii'ikii, ouuiliiUini: li..iorir Inn raohy. Mcilon. t'oo rv. Jlanior. Mfsliou,Ufllim Hmi:tl5o entitle Works.i'dilloiu nf MamU i Authors Ho., olo. Hiqhu bonki re-i'lcciid liv nur .Mr. LorKUCNasUvlnoiu I lie H"moi oi tuo iradi tK nub. Liter ot tho louu. try, a o nil M;v mill FJli-.siIl mid ilia tlio iDlj.N'Ul'AI. KlUTi JNi lllll.l crt UV 1.1016. li.ll boo. , mh i'.. Woh ivo unileo tliouvamlHiif iao h. om io tl pan. oi ilia cuumry. and ur.y,i."?' Hml ' ' A..IIAN lUIl tl tio SLA.BWiiSltf1,liu "";,,, CAlVLOGUES FREE. -Voli.noi.riu e i a Isiea and anii no cats lonoof onr Uon'js. rrunj.el bv .iiljecls nun oi oup. o tin,i will iiiuii o pioi frcetu aiirud-uies-. e .hull i li e ir.u.t 10 n five . coi IIIO.ICO l"Mlil the 1JLA11K uimiit-VOi am.tnl uUo 0. -ill per niieuuliiglli.nuv. ii.ciiieiiiiiio eonli.llv in lied hi -.i uo ns bi i O'lu i-n.iiir o hfi-wio tn iiinoeMol tbi'iuieue. nml f li'iui. AiU i on. TUL.i O lli.Ai)i:. Tontn, Onln. Vick's Floral Guide.- A Itnamiftil work of I t. rara.Ouo OuiuroU Pmwb riif. nml 3) I InMr-.ii.'n-. wilu ii.. m i.ttoMKut ibn bd l I'luwtr o..a V'tet U.o', n il tiuwtivitw i hi iu Atlftr u i'lVB t'KAT STAMl In i.QtfU-h t (1 Minan. 'XUup.ow rnui VtCL'tiboUaitlen I75vaj;p, blx C miT'i ll-it tm iu, uy liuudiwl Hugtur. uijf 1'Sir &)o- tit In uaies' otivurt (ilauo g.t tcotli. I a riuauauil HuulUU. Vi k' il utruuit .Vunthir Moymine,!' j-aaM n ct nrtl ula e in verv number uuU manv tiuu e irivliffi. Trie ii.Ji a vewri ive I'upn? lur ti. s iciiuien iiutnNT wnt lur l tfiit. Vii'ItSe iU ii'fl tlio brt-i In the wi.rnl Bind iv t rNT'-TAMff r u uia, Ou (tAinn aluii.tx 1. mt ai. imi .a i,ul ri1"'" "I 1 ' r 1 . w Ad.irH-, J K VI' K J n lrru r XV A. Mm Mssen'j lnnntcturerof and Oralrrtn STOVES, RANGES AND HEATERS, Till and SlieeMron Ware and General Ito Faniisliiiig Gocfls. it(iori.c; nml .sroiiTl.: ilnno nt ilmrt liolico anil at Lowest Cash I'riccs. I am tl.a ailhirunl aai t for thn Fate of the MIoMn- a'HtST.CLAHrt ritOVIX TllHHILVIlIt AUOr.llKRIIALCOOK, nn: Linirriioum; ooic. TilHMAYFLOwmt i.avm:. Tin: BUNsitiNi: iianoi: nml IheNKV.' ANCIIOIl HKATCn. ami am Selliag tbrm VIS'tY I'lIKA'Ioi Cjuli. Kerr Vtnil of sl0VK0nATB and 1'lllE mill KB krptconit.nlly on hunt. Stoke on SOUTH Street, A ftw door, abote Hank BU, LUIIIOIITON. I'.ilionfre sollcttnt Htisl.a l n Kninrtonl. Oit S-yl A. II. JiOSSEIl. The Grandest ExpcsUion Of Lidle'a QmU'. ami (imMrcn'a Boots, Shoes! Gaiters Lvcii flViraiiillisTlrln.tr Is at J.M.FlllTZlXGtill'S. Bank Street, Lehighton, Pa. I have Jut rfi civeil n fill' linoot FALL and WI.S'i En iiiioth, iiiiij ani ltt!llllKIl. wliirh 1 am Mdinj; In tlio pi 11.10 111 Ijb iKlilnii and I ho Ml'muml'iis neiviil orhi nil Clll.l'j:lt THAN 1.V..II lll.rUlli: bcldlu tpls CoUUty. IIO. ail CUBMSOt Boots & Shoes Made to Order 't Astoiilnliincly Loir l'tlees. ml MUNDI.NO .NiTtlvil'iniini ! tn to suit II'O ilnm.. I nvito it p p'lute tn oill au L'tanilnemr lnrk rn i l'nt'ia 1 1'iorw pn oiss.tiw el eho o. Ull llOCfilll lllCM1 I f lllf i b io Uois. nOONII I' i MIJI'Y -lleint.lnnilellools iit.d hoes bongat of me thst tip will tf repair, on wit tin it rh -rjio. ThiiiU.il It nasi patroaere. I icrnrcfully ask v. ecutlnuai ce ttmiuf. .1. Si. Klinr.I.N-OIiIl. Two Wi hetnw llooitjr A Ili.lr.od s cani Re VVorri. llailUMleet. Iirl. r.yl QAUKOS advocate t'UKAf J0I5 PIILNTIXG orni'B, LEIIiailTON. I'.V. . Kvcryileicrlpllouof rnnllnz, from a ' Visiting C.H'trto'n Poster. c.Mtns, lllliL IIHACH, LETTE.l IIBADS, .VOTE HEADS. 8 TATHSI rlNTH. I'OSTISrtH, I'UOOMltLS. HANDlllLLS, DODO CMS1, ClltCULAUP, Him-riNa tao-, KNVIILOI'1'8, I'A M I'll I.1ITK. I1V.I.AW?, .tCV &C. Dnno lu tho best uiauner, at erf lowest I'ltrra. lVo ao nicmro'l todo work nt as rhmn lata. IISIHIV im.'ll llllliU MUO laOt LlliU llJllr.ll' ilthli.4ViijtuiiK'rj. OUIt MOTTO IS Cheap, Prompt it Reliable. rS7"Ori'.crstioniaU recite iirompt otltiit'ou. 7)i-Iiiio llumu M.tilu llreml I WHY 00 llu.VfitiYl wiwirmoiBDuyciv poiiiidt 1 llr.t CI m Ind- FIVK LOAVES FOU 2.'i CENTS I J. IV. O'NEAU Hi' pno-r IItih1 and ral, HilKlT, nt I.i'l ijluuii ni r fliuiiKit i l.c anla brctuil llotun dudo UILAjij Five Loavps fur THi nly-nvi'Cln. (;nli. SiiKiir, Iliihln o(o nnt tcotel., Uicp uea.n au'lothrri AhE-. oulv ' UVn OiiH per Dnii'ii. I.ooll Out Jbi' U V;tsuti! At MAtJCIl CHUNK, on Tuetnar, Ttiuraday aitilNtiitiid.y jioiimiu.. Lt.ll I (1 1 1 ro N ami V r, I s z t'O UT. every After iioniiixieL tridiy. TEltMS SriiKJTI.V CASH ! l'utromian .nllcltoil J. iv. O'XhiL. M'tlitUi Opposii.FtutNalli.iwi liuic. """"V' ll-un I'n-i. l.tsiltlili.n ra. JH. ObcrliolUci'i Miilmcnt, CAMPHOR MILK. Is now Iilnlilv joeoiut.Mi.Hil ami ox cnslre'r uscil fur llhiuni'iti.ni. Fnt''d F.'l't. A'lH. !'.J'"-. .,,orr'' ,i"i'S. swe.lliir., butslo, cc It k iiI tin irrratiwtv lunuicu inff l'ut..Oal.. bu tin- ami hui-MiiM .ii Iioihm. 1 1 iii'U o, ili'uH' and nun ly It ai raff umitliss au.: ramie, thou ffjo utj tli i L iuc Ste oles aid the ArtniK .lve. 1 ho roonry w I' Iw pud back to any . no not .an U01 w.tii rr teen. I'neo St cents. 6 boitloi for tl. 1'ic pared oy ..oil Oocihulticr. Id. I). Tim I'IhbiUx" I'crloi al. Ila prove I Itre tf to 00 pcral'arlyadaptcil to old perm111s.101iMi.n111 lie ntin t liWiiim. it i,ri-aia ncold. ltstupsuroi,.h Ii adiiiii-itointioi. II uivcs liistiini. rclirt li elves s rinaih. It limiftirni. It him iimde n'orw ciiira t'.Mii anr nihrr nie ile ne. Tlmun.ii m 01 lliecltli.'iis of Hn-tcrii 1'i h. ylv.im naie uned it lor uwra ii-sli ml tpst fy tj 1 ho reluf trlvfii ninl rut us if. He 1 1 (I. Puce. :scontu ilolliisforl. I n- in-n new .urplylns the verr Ile.t IVITI SI :il I'OAI. nt ta to loning '-o 1'rlew. vsi Ne. 1 Chestnut Lv the Oar. ft 30 Mr Ion No. I Ctratuut, mi sin ton SsepsTiau Nn.;i'lio.uiit,hrtlinl'at 2 t ur too Vo.3 Cbeitnut. iivitt Sasporlon D'iLIVKttf.p, More and Ubj tttaes at Miualiy Liw 1'rioM. J . L . G ABEL, Dealer m GrNEUAi, IlAitnu-Aiu:, &c, Oppos'tomePuMlc -fluare, BANK -TPi:B J1"IIIITOV. I'J l.t.-l - Special Notices. i; 1 1 ic wotti.ij'.s 11 a i.si. Dr L. I). WEYUL-tlN'S ALTEUAIIVS STnur 'V A remedy n'eilTHIilTY-FIVii YEAItS la n prlvuio pract coand neierlatling to ladicallv cuio DRHC BTJT3VC ATIS3VE , Drop.y, Kiv'pilns.Nefoiidaiv hvphl Is. 'lraval, Dtali'ics. ami all disoiies in which 1I10 b ood Is Jmpiirutod. is now ntreio.l in the pub o. Milil by nil ltiT.tii. UiauaisTs. und (w Wcnl' onirlbr ll'ii Wl.YIlUll.v uEHIOlM; CO. 1". O. Ilox 3JS, llocl'C'tiT, N. Y, PIMPLES. I Trill innil (I'rcfcl tlioircipo for n 'mpit VKOKTAHtR 1ULM that U 111 reiiioyi. XAX PltUrKbhft, 1'IMPLKS nnd JILOTCUKs, rnvliii; tLehkliimrt. c.car nua hwiut'lul , nUo In r it tlrti h tor ntoiliicniff u luxui Iniil growth f lnir on a I.iru lit ni oremnotii f co Aiuiohb. ltietoii(r3i'. naiup, lien, VanU 11 & Co,ii Ann WtUM-'t, N V, TO CONSUMPTIVES. Ihn fiilftMtl.rr. I BTlntr beott pennmif ntlv nml of tlmt ilrcad uiaeifo t'oimnmution bt a rvmtiit? iiiii tli .1 nuxiout ioiiutUo kt.uwn to hi irKow-snffcrcip tlio nitniiii ! ciims To ail who i O'lio it hu nlilprml t copr ol tho mcflcrii-ttoii itw t, (Uco of cPiiivt' ) with 11m frrtcllon Tor inejmrnitf tiitl UMhff iliu catni', wtuc i t U'v wilt fltiiia Hi ItE CtlRIi fjr CUAHUMtiION, AtTIIM-V lii.i ciiairt. aj. I'jiitiof ttlHjni.j tli Prorrr i11on. will t'lcnaf niMien H A WILfcO.V, 1C1 IVuuCutioot, Willi j in htn fill, V. ERRORS OF YOUTH. A.Ui;JTI.l',;M A whontilToicil foryoiMfrAtn Ncmoum uxjiiiMTV.ritif vrriiK hcoay, nn, l a I til (3 tt" of )intliiiil Itxlhcrrtloii will for i.te hMlfuuf un riiiu iiumiiMt , fflinl fin to alt wlm mctl it. th a ircluo ntul I'ln-ciion for tiiakittff tin- mimpto rfiiUMy by winch be wkh cm-'i. H'lflVre' wUliltif it tuollt hy tti ml titioiVi xiciteticoiati Uo no oy aiUrcali. ill leilt'ttronthlfiiro. .IDIIN It. OOPftN. il t.oilr St. X. Y. PILES Of nil kliuli TU JOllS, ill tlnir t:oi if 111 OOD r (uncus nnj llll tllWHrVCl OI 10.3 UI'Ul'U JNl qmrklr nml norfy-tly cuio bv ti Piui'jlft nntj iM.otliiiipJlK.MJ-.UV. I'm itiiti.nintion cad Dli. J. PAlIMt & CO, UAun vt . Y. lli'jilth and Ilafjpiiicss. IIO llh unit II pptttrai nr P net-1 cm Wltli tf. ilinir pi-H'M'-por mil ,ct tlmr nto withi.i tno tcu liof uvcry uuo who wtll lino Wright's Liver Pills, tJifou'T tuioCUUl: for Tmmtl I.lvor. Drerp la. J i Mil ictio, Hour HtntUTiuli.CoitiiMitioit, Do 'lit . NaU'tti. mill nil Uiiilo h I 'oiiip'miita nntl II itw lH.n?et. Ntt.io (.enuino unit srfwffii t fm VA-'Kii! Pi1n.m If yom DmiAt wit not Miuiiiy wrtl 'A (imiIa fur rnia box to liar, iclt Holler it Co ,7u M. 1 h UU. l'uili feuiwS DR. HARTER'S I'nrlflrs, rtirlcIii'N, clic C'olurnml Tiini) to tlio II'ooil; it inrrcma tio qmtttili at Kelt the quality, iiv inj Vigor, Vitality, 1'ntroi, lxtr and Life itrfj. II I- CMWciallr r.il intcil to Fcmn!e Ulscasre. sucli as Wejinoss Irnm Nurs'ni; or our tlier enu e, p-iiut il Irregular oi itt'tniifi'tl nirnttily neelods. fnlhii'r t.t tlio wiinli. tiniiRpn nii.i,i.. luiucr, tterlll.y. coauce of life, etc. Dr.Harter's Liver Pills Cenibl.iotha two rs'cntltln'ia'lllrsof n rom.ly I'lll. Tory ai t its a mild qim ollaiont puriicriitil l the m ms llmo no the lut Liver fills ever (ffjioJ to the pul be. . in .no A FREE GIFT ! Of oopv ill my MEDICAL COMMON MUlSK IlliOK, In inn pi mi ii i-ptr.iiiiiir Wltii CUMUHI' II. AMIDI.l, CAT.ll.Ifl lllinsclirrth. I.UMI I F (UOK OU (-OI.B lllllii.r. ho II lllino i il po i tSo ih.i..-.i wilhtuoJo'iit lo-.tucii ftlsiuii. Kin itsie vour siosiie.. Tiolmot is outlv i.ln.tialr.1. (I 4 oj it no U70.1 'Hui ii.unuii.il. ti it unit ins, in tl.oiuou Mini oi linn ha wiinl maiir mis, Tl.nanthor hnsbiru Unit lu linn-ill oi tu" Mi-c, I hi -Hit. nnu Lull s.ns asiH-uol piai llw In llLciuiaf Hi.i-i l47. Aoilluw, Lr. N 11. WuLI-1., rtl ciiinall, O" . JUHIIW4 l.lircillT.lAT TO CONSUMPTIVES. A aen'wmiii I nnnr been so tortun ito s to em o i lsiMii,tCiM silliiptl. ii Ijlhi' wiirrlilauris, sf.ei bans' aiiriinp l.nliojy il.o luimt ceie oraiel ntiy.ielitiii., il nitres tu u a .e knoiiu the eir- iwnifli p nv s leiuaul in cvtry oi.e) in tlm mnioti-dw. I-.uiliiu., nn neiiiiit I'mi h. Ikilds i o. s.liiiiili.iu abd all AtTtH'tluns uf 11, u I Mint i ml I,ui. hii. i uil muni i ho iiicpe, tin' oi ( li irae, Io all who ilrslro 11, it too rill torn. 1.1 lll.ir K'.i.n.s .i DA.MKI. .vIIKIJ, 31 l.ibeilv Ni-wYrrs. )iiituur, MAISAS. All atxml Its ..ill rllinat its wttlrit and Its vreril lnn.i.. us f.m,. i.n.i laiuioia rauiu lesne m I li K Kansas FAIt a "MUii el.ht w molly !sl. r I loiirn n il Ouii.iiu.il m.ts in np ruu my. Heut to nnv .iM.vm 13 wress lor si ioui-. 1-n.luso sumja lukin iu, mwny. AiH.iw, llUDulu. Jt l.WI.Mi, 'f,. perf.. K.lMSH. 1 iomi.i1 moil, slioiit KantalroKiyoiiraiH'r imi 1 imii ifiv 11 i'i iiisu irori ail u lisi Hnrei's,-irtrd It. Unht. iviumllki.a fo. ti UV West Hlu.t Hlllli Mi hlmw -.I4UN ' rrmmtrr imMfl. 1 W , IM.. tH.ii iNr luttiaifuMj , iii.liii.ulois Omv. shall ...il.o w.- . . v , ..t.. .....a. i mm I h, H l. Ill II 1 1 1 . -H, r lay II' I'njuh,, It vs.uaele oui-i. -.lAlW ('MM ION 11 la I bit HlM.lI. T" vf r-wm. . i nrirtsvuia.fi iviijiuuii' i inf" JyM'm" "r Kansas Irei.l. . ' " mwm f. N'V ll I. .11. II MIH .Til lle.r sisuti Aim 1 iiraip p r. .ikIwhuI .iw atmt Jri....H nus iinoilvt keualnali lisiesUMi. Kssr on tm. 1 j 1 1, ml. - A. I. Jrl bSMtf ...A ftiHt!.. ,., ...I llv. .1 It... .....I i. ess.-fcii'tt. . isvl.i IMtMtr. Ft.X -1.4 J3S)3i3AIt SIB: If . aie ui w unl ol auTlaiar in Ike way ot (c N.uiri.i, ..i:voi.vt:u , I'll.TOIJl. m . mi I.H.0UH ll.teiM Fi.hlHS lues iv nr uuv oilier 11 Ml mm Ilka (iuutw p .. wr.t" i..r my I mi lll.i.lmle i i'ta.iuu. anil i n.- Ism wlnou t mh, rasa. oui liu Jnii.NTON' out.ir Ubraii oi'JivoMks urr.Buau, fa. rnTTtaiWTl Itiiji lilitor am Hip iiirml A Ik,i liltlum I'ler iiihiIi'. H. Tliey are n.iiiiioun.lcl (rnu llui.t. ItaeniiJ KMuiulrakeand Dsiidclu.B. the uaJest. In si. I, sllil must va'uatilH litclieinis In lha w..rl.l 1 Cmul iviniitlii. al. tbe b.i a4 Must MirailteJ htoier(lisor all oilier llltirra, Uliur I In 3 inrtausi jnvuu l urlB.r. Ijier HeuUiar, ra il l.lft ami Health Hrsl.u-ln- Aaeut on; rsrlli. No dl.ru mi ur ill hamuli ma o.,li. JL liif 111.1 wh.re tlMrw lllllsra sr asnl, M8 uisrio-. aw r eel are their utMraimn. They ulvo nrM IITo su.1 iltfur 10 Itw asl Kami li.U m. To all whoa. twiiKiai. nl' Irsun'lir. KHlsillvot IIm buwslaur arm.,.! turKan. or whu require SR AutsMHwr, TuHhsj Cr uiiut Suii.u aiiMheu Htlter. are lntal-9 I'usblc UIi.k Hlhly taraUte, tenw aadS i..itHutii,.i, .HHWI1 IHIWlMtilWaj. B No nutlur what )uair lotlU( ur ayif4MN. ie, Hh.it the ilucaM ur ell wool Is, us. II si. 3 Ultra. Imn'i wait unill your sr.- lrk,3 Imi ir you i4ily k.i lavl w Mslaerabla. itM3 the Hi p IH'lers t ihmm it May ase yimrfl life. Jiuuilrxli kni beau aa.asl ky auitu. iuk. rf-SiiiinawlUiMi4luraii'l U.i-y w ill iwi sure w kslp. fi I iinot.uinr oor ll.ri.l your frl.a.la 11 If or, but um sad uras ilxas u im lluat Hitlers. H Keui.mlwr, Hap lllllaf. la m vIU. altng. KOil, oruuki ii Huaimaa, tssl lha I'mi auv'J I'est Mwilviiw rrr iuat j M lasslla'.I 1 pi iii iw ,u ni.pv. si. tm iiaiim ur mmiI l.ludlU I u .. . . , . . U. . ' wi Jiri llniiCim Ii I Hir Al'alii llWijf n Fur Sale by Hfyasrla a. 1 I - N OlltK. NaMlaw la bsrM zivu. ihi euis, DHiaua w im iiri'aii 1 Mi-taiar aa Us .a a van u Ail.l ax . , I . fU-1HN - Jm am aainasnaum 1 1 . 1 1. 1,1 i'i. P... ot Ti.wawl l''aiiii IU. ao-'saii a i . it. 11 aaaalM t . ulU4 .. tot oi. saw i tr t latMaW ou I'luau ili ' umw W im aiar 1 . J. Mhtaa, whir llii' D. -1 tub 1.1 . ui lsu.kl 1 In is uiiiri. C4M.V.. nii.' auii vaiiMMu.. si 1 ... aum e" 1 .1 1 1 . . 1 , . 1 1. v 6 AioNtj -riMi roirrs. Tlio Thomas cat upon the fgnca Sat ycllln' Jest llko thumter 1 A brlckback took lilin 'tween tho eyes ' And causoil lilm to knock under. Kotnoro he'll niako us curse and en car. And lirlokli.itj nt lilm 11 ro : Ho's snshnycil rrom this world of tears lie's go no to meet Marlnr. A'u 1'urJt Dltpatth. A tcamp pulls diamonds from a foolish wo man's cars; And .lustlco loot t Mm it" In jail for twenty years. An Ancll steals a hundred thousand. And what then? The molt tli' Impartial law can do la Jail tor ten. The womnn.pullcr Is adjudged tho wont of. rentier t Tho l'ull-man rojruo Is only half ai bad as I'eudcr. Phlla. fie. Bulletin. Thcro was a it od ntfe up at Crcsco. Who, when n I.olhnrlo fculd, "Los' go Ami olopo to Dubuque," J ust shot uut her left iluko And painted his eye llko a Fresco. .In Iowa Poet. There wos a younif man In Milwaukee, Who was so e.cccdlnuly unwky That he used n lit luntch For to wind tip his watch. . And lit his cigar with his clock.key. Frte rreh. There was a liljrm.ni In Srnufh Chunk ho Hal many waysnueh like tlio monkey j Ho cut such a caper While prlntluit a apcr, The pcoplonuw say lio's a lluukey. Our Spring Pott. " Ho lives abovo his Income." Was tho tlntk reproach ho bore, 'Til nt Inst It was remembered That lie lived 11 lravo his 1 tore. .Yew York Met euro. HEROIC SELF-SACRIFICE. icar3 sinco sonio persona from Buenos Ayres went to Enlani, carrying ivilli tliem sumo Bpccimcns of ore from certain valuable mines in the province nml vicinity nfllinja. Those mines iu tlio Argentina Itcpulilio tiicy siiccceileit iu tlisposing of fur immense sums of money. Tlio L'uglUU purclinseis formcil a joint association, nml sent out, nt vnit expense, men ntul macliincry for tlio purpose of working tlio mines; but on tlicir arrival, tliey; discovered that tliay had been tluped into tlio purchase of land belonging In the government. Qmrog.i, who was then Oovernor of tlio province, was applied lo, ami lie gave them permission to work Iliu mines, Lilt withhold tho titlo of possession. They nocordinglv proceeded with their work, cxieiideil largo sums ns they pro grossed, until their nil was staked in this 0110 enlerpi ise. They had begun to reap a realization of their hoped from tlio product of llia-Jiitnes, when Qniroga commenced throwing obstacles in tlioir wuy, nnd exact ed largf amounts fur tho privilego that lie hud grunted tliem, Hogging nml oven im prisoning tlio workmen, nnd annoying tliem tn such a degree, that at length the ojiera tiuiis worn 6!iwiidc'J,and tlio "whole compa ny became totally lutnctl. Thero was no menus of nitres, nnd those who could gel tho means relumed to Europe; but there weio many who were comielli'd by ncccssi ty to remain; und among llioso were two Uerinaiis, wliuso christian names ivero Fred crick ami Wilhelm. These two were de votedly attached to each oilier, and might always bo wen together, shearing tlicir iiieaiisund ttiiving lor each other's comfoit ami enjoyment. Tyrants am always suspicious of Jhose about them, and Quiinga Imagined that a cunipirucy wua on foot against his life. Muny iwrntms were arrested under this sus picion; nml lie knew that none could bo more likely to entertain hatied towards him than the pour fuielgnera whom ho hod ruin ed, our fiicnd Wilhelm was arrested und im- prlstuiod with tlio rest. It wus in vain that Ins more than brother Frederick, pleaded the iuiiiiceiioe of his friend mid begged re Irate, Qtiiroga 'only smiled nnd, told lilm ho only waited his woiils. Tho nor fellow became almost distracted; and lu this state of 11) 1 ml was one morning iiiftiinied that his friend was tu bo shot in tlio afternoon. Tliuao who Knew him fcued that this an nouncement would drivo him to madness; but It wui no Soulier made to him tliau u change of a very different nature came over his mind in an instant. Uo had entreated worried and fretted hiintelf into a fcieiish oxciteiiient, going from person to jicrsou ami from place to place, lo obtain Infill n.v,and ofuii,tuo,with tears in hisey. 1; yet all had been wilhutit avail. Hut when he lieanl the irrevocable sentence oftleath, nileliberate culm aeemwl to Like Kisesioii of his soul; ami with it came, as will bu sceji, u Hftlle.1 tliHeruiiUH'.iou to savo his friend, even at the sateritiee uf his own life. Ma iiiunliati'ly inwenrl a lleet horse, und ridiin In the gnsnl-liouse whero Il'il Iwlin was iim8ml, and "iiloli stootl near tlio residence of Qulrofa, he iIIsiuouiiUmI, aiut leaving his Iwrae with the oiptain of Use guard, aekl esliiily "I'uptiiin I am goluj lo the Covenior lo obtain a, reN-ieve fur my frieml; shmiM lha UoYuritor aeuit an onW to that ellVel, you will pluaig give UIhi my hoesa." Having ouUiuwl a rwupliiMiav. he pro cmUI Iu to the beau? of rjuiiugs., aud Juss iHg the giwrtl at the etikUMM found hlni alous. "ttovoroof," be tsM, "you. may limw the ojct of tuy visili it U tu iHtereaale saw mure for tuy frissad. Yeu Imv bam mls ui(oiiui resfieatiug hint; he is it najaiUe ot joiulBg in any ssMaifriistejr, and is Inno sail ul Hits all ares'. 1 beg ufyam to release kisu." ijHiiiega, Vsufcil fm ki. and vrltti an masiistJ aiuile, said - , "YiMi us Ml lurget yauT frssmli Ue laas but a lew basis 1st Use. las jnm m4 knasvr that when I nullum a tatou I 1 1I1I1111 (urjive liur "Rut W is ay eetly Iris 11 a" f etalisel llw r Mtew, aatlutg aissasl bin kisses ami asirstieg iuse IsaWt be la aajr euly friesnl I sod iiusi km kiaa rest iil kill Ms. 8e aawlMswrtkwU ineafiiMs eUiis set I lie has as4 Use aaMftt kat Is. M Ike Marerl Kes mim a I afaak Mse tia. alien Uegwajs., lieatert I esalMes Jua. tymm -Jfke ess out eil.reli Ike tjieaiak kutiisav," aaai.i ike oukl Uuo.tv4 tyraut w.11 n.4 its-.! t h-Tia 11 tai.w (m - 1 ,1, ... . ,. 11.' u -I I 1 springing to his feet, and lovcllng a pistol nt Quiroga. Speak 0110 word and you diet I liavo como to liberate my friend, and will do il!" IIo then approached and turned the key, Tho tyrant saw resolution in his eye, and trembled. ' See," continued the German, "I have savett you tho troublo of drawing Iho onter for tiis release ; it is nil rcadv, together with hispasswrt, and wants only your signature. which you will please affix lo it instantly." Quiroga knit his brows, nnd hesitated, "Come, senor, thcro is nn tltno to lose, My llfo you may have, ami you shall lie welcome to il, but you 111 1( sign these pa pers I Hesitate one minute longer, nnd I swear that I will deprivo you of tho power to commit more murders." Thero was no alternative; the papers were slcticd. The German went to the door still keeping Quiroga at bay, beckoned one of tho guard, and handing him the pajier. said calmly "Hero is the Governor's order for the re lease of tint foreignor Wilhelm; Ho com mands you lo deliver II instantly to the captain ol tho guard." Then returning ho again fastened thu door, and taking a seat, said, iu the most quiet manner i3silile 'Now, Governor, I will'havc a half-hour's conversation witli vou." Uiou the margin of the order of Tclonse, Frederick had written a few words in the German language, directing his friend Li take tlio hoi-60 that tlio captain would de liver tn him, nnd escape without.! moment's delay from Iho province. This sclf-saciificcd man conversed witli Quiroga for a full hour. Ho spoke of the injuries that himself and companions had so unjustly suffered 'it his hands, and en treated him to adopt a dilR-rent course, of conduct towards his fellow-men. "Iiv hu manity and goodness," said he, "you will win their. conlidi'iico and love to such a tic grcu Mutt you need fcarnotonspiracy against your lifoi but by persuing your present course, bo assured that the sword of Damo cles will forever hang abovo ynu, ready nt any moment, even as il now is, to fall and destroy you." Wearied with his imprisonment, Quiaoga nt length said "Well, Senor Frederick, you havo ac complished your object, your friend is secure and I supmso you arc ready U retire." "After 1 have obtained from you a single promise," he replied. "Well, what is thai?" "I wisli you lo promise, on your honor, as a Spanish American, that ynu, will older no pursuit within uu hour from this mo incut." 'I promise, it," said Qtlrnga, taking out his watch. "Go ; if ynu can cscajic iu that time, ynu shall not be harmed." Bowing politely tho German retired, but ho had been more thoughtful on behalf of his friend than himself. Ho had provided no horse for his own escnjio: and rather than lose the time necessary to obtain one lie trusted in Ins ability lo reach tho hills and thus elude pcrsiiit. As I before stated, tlio Spaniard regards his word as more sacred than his life, anil uveu Quiroga would not break ids. Willi his watch in his hand, continued my informant, he wct his apartment in frantic impatience; nnd on tlio moment when tlio hour expired, he sprang tu tho porch exctutming "I'ersuo tlio fureignerl A hundred ounc es tn him who brings 1110 tho head of the for eignor, Frederick I" Persuit was instantly ma.lo in every di rection, anil it was not long before tlio poor follow saw tho hunters un his truck. Ue had just reached the passage of the hills as they perceived him. Entering tiie first re cess that presented itself, lie ran forward and took refuge in a narrow cleft of a lingo rock Imping Ihey would pass without discover iug him ; but it was a vain hoio; thcro ho was found, and there, fighting for Ids life, ho fell, pierced with a dozen wrajmiis. URCVITY. Tlio King nf Zulu land is said to hnvn re ccntly nddressod a nolo to a British nlTicer in South-Africa, as follows: "Excellency First came tlio missionary; nexttho Consul; now Iho Army. Cktvwayo," This brief letter recalls some short sieoche3 und curt correspondence, which will doubtless be de lightful rtading in these times of long hat augue3 nt Albany and Washington. A Western .ludgo once upon a timo addressed the Grand Jury iu these wonls: "Gentlo men ; Tho weather is extremely hot; I am very old; you know your duty perform it." Another American Judge once inter vened in an odd way to prevent a waslo of wonts. He was silting in chambers, and seeing Irani the pile of papers in the law yer's hands that a ccitain case was likely lo bo a long one, ho asked: "What is tho amount in question?" "Two dollars, your honor," said tlio plaintiffs counsel. "I'll pay il," said the judge, handing over the money; "call tho next onsa." An enxlish Judge was more patient. Ho listened for a niuploof days to tlio thoarguutents of coun sel as to the construction of an act. and fi nally observed when they were done : "Brothers that act was rciealcd a'yearago." One morning a woman was shown into Dr. Abernelliy's room. Before ho could speak she bared liar arm 'saying "Burn." "A ultiec," said the doctor. 2?cxt day the eallwl again, showed her arm and wild: "Hetter." "Continue Iho )u!llcc," the re sponse. A few days afterwards she came again, then She said: "Well, Your fee?" "Nothing," saitl the great physiciau; you are the most sensible woman I ever saw." Inl Berkeley, wishing to apprise tho Duke ofllaisot nf his changed condition -wrote 1 "Deer Itaraeti I havejust been married, and am the luippiest dug.ullve BnausLKv." Tte answer eanie t "Dar Bsrkeley t Every teg has Ills dsy DoascT." The editor of a Cbkaasjii mvs4Mir wanting thn details ol a terrible Inundation in Cniiiieetiimt tele gmiaheti la) a errMHi'lut at Hartf.irl, "Wast full pstliuulara uf the tl kmI." The Mfaty Mute otiieiily, "You fiudt them lu Am aid servant enters the simp of un UU hnary, ate! pnasuiu him a itiictrf jAiun la wkkk u unUred a putiuu eoulaislug two tta-t grams of morpiime. The spoUieoary's aiUnt weighs the lUngerou ingie Inuit u.tli the i. .iteit rare. "What a shuno! ' ... !l ii m :. linn, w.ili a ah .ye at ... ,v .it d .u ttie si ti -y, it is i'm: iiix'iji.vi, nvsti:,u. The following metric or decimal system from an exchange, is so simple, and yet to fully explains tho metric system, that it is of local us well as general Interest! I0NF.V. 10 mills tnnko n cent. 10 rents tuako n dime. 10 dimes make a dollar. 10 dollars make air eagle. I.XXOTH. 10 millimeters make a centimeter. 10 centimeters make a decimeter. 10 decimeters make 11 meter. 10 meters make a decimeter. 10 decameters inakc a hectometer. 10 hccloiiielcis make a kilometer. 10 kilometers make a myriameler. wr.iaiiT. 10 milligrammes niako a centigramme. 10 centigrammes make a decigramme. 10 decigrammes make a gramme. 10 grammes make a decagramme. 10 decagrammes make a hectogramme. 10 hectogrammes mako a kilogramme. 10 kilogrammes iiuikun ii.yiiugiumine. CAPACITY. 10 milliliters make a centiliter: 10 ceiilililers make a deciliter. 10 deciliters make a liter. 10 liters mako a hectoliter. Tho square and cubic mcusuies arc notli iug more than tho squares and cubes of the measures of length. Thus a square and a cubic millimeter are the square ami the cube of which 0110 .side Is a millimeter in length. a siuttous iiiistacm:. A youug darkey had conceived u violent passion for a neigliboiing mululress, and taking her one night behind him 011 au old farm mule, set out for Georgetown to have the, marriage ceremony celebrated. But in endeavoring to navigate a mudhole ou tho Georgetown hill tho mule app.11 cutty lost his jiowcrof locomotion, and tlio darkey got down to examine into tiie causa of .1. Un- loituuulcly, he got too close, to tho animal's hind legs, an uuexiccted ooiivulsion of the niulo's extremities shut him out to tlio side of tho road Willi u violence which lescm- bled the discharge of a cannon ball. "What's tie matter?" inquired tlio pro spective bride, astonished at those hurried movements. "Matter?" dai's heap do matter. Dis wctl .lits aiut a-coinin' oil'." "What's do reuson it ninl?" "Dar's reason null'; 1l.1t mule's got sumfiii de matter will his hind legs, aud I'au got sumfiu de matter wid my stomach and lul'a reason null' to stop a weddiu." And it did. J)envcr .Vacs. aii ro.;'s lovi: lutxcec. To tlio Beautiful Almond-eyed Maiden Hoey Fun. My lovl.Citof iieach-blusmiu : Last night I was about to seek the softest sMit in my innt-enverett plank to tho cud that Morpheus would bring to u:o pleasant visions of that day when I will again cat Ai pi by your side. But, all I IIuw ruth lessly were tlioso dreams desliubedl Once more tlio blue-clad mandarins buist in up on me. 11ns tunc I, with my compatriot", were charged with being ton eoonimiiejl of space. Sliades of Uoulucius looktlown uimu met I um seized as a malefactor because I use so little of that which tlio barbarians be grudge room 1 I am accused of living iu an upartmeut which is too crowded and 1 carried oil' and put ill one which is still more crowtletl I This timo I did not smack justice in the eye with a gold piece. Iu truth my gold is getting vciy scarce. As you well know, my sweet tulip, it was iu consequence of great scarcity of lacls that I Interrupted our dj-cuui of love and came abroad tu wrestle with the conic stove, the dirty linen and the cigars of tlio barbarians ; but this incessant c ill for hush money by Iho blue-clad man darins Indicates tli.it they are uf opinion that Iho slioo is on tlio wioug foot This misapprehension may arise from the fact tli.it iu.thisjaud of idiusyucracic it is customary for those young people who have by the deatli of their parents fallen heir to great liches to go abroad, 111 order that they may sjieud their substauco and have a jolly good lime. My paternal pro genitor, Iho venerable Belong has, it Is Hue, turned his toes lipv.-aids, but unfortunately, tlio estate to which ho left 1110 lieir, was lim ited to n blouse, a pair of juntaliKius, two pairs of sucks (both ventilated at the heel) n pair of sandals and a hat badly damaged by old Time. Hail it bfcn otherwise, were I Indeed a wealthy scion ofileuite.l ava rice, I would not be here. It limy suit tlio vulgar tastes of these Western barbarians to celebrate llieir acquisition of wealth by get ting locked up for frolics committed under stimulated vivacity. But my more refined Asiutlo tastes calls fornmtiseincntsof a more elevatin'' nature. This and nivro did I explain to my captors, ns amid tlio jeers of the rabble they cruelly inarched 1110 to prison, but though my voico is melodious it failoil to product) iho sumo cllect as a two anil a half gold-piece would. Ami so lan guishing behind the prison bais, I 11111 still yours devotedly, until eternity um! eveu aflei wards. Alt l'o.NG. tVU)- Tlio rnllicr SiirrciiuVrril. Gauscrio, in the Boston TmnKript, has tho following good story: "A distinguish ed Bostonian, whom Ins native City nnd State have delighted to honor, bothuught him lately to buy a new vehicle. A bar gain otreretl in the shape of a buggy which ufiieiid vns ready to dispose of at a fair price. It was "second hand," to bo sure,but it was a good buggy, had been mado "jmn honor," hud sawn hut little service, and bore upon its artels the initials of tlm original, B. C." The tratlo was made, and the buy er plumed hiinsell uot a lilltenu having got good thing nt a low price. But there was olio member of his fanily who was not al together pleased. The" sou, a dapper young m in, wanted a little more "style," and would havo preferred a new vehielo of fashionable build. He wid so much about it that h a mineral leugui iuw an uueiice; iiuu him unit termusiy mat ne w.ds iiri-t r. his talk I and would hear nn niorouf it. "It.il.lalJBjR" I siid the ytwng man, "diai'l y.iiv,tiiiui?tc I had beyer have tlwi 'B. C iminUal nut?' j I tell you," said his lalhsr, 'Hliat I will m t j lieairpWilher word from you uUtut it." "All right, sir" nld the . duUfully 'y. know beat, of course ; but I thought that perhaps ,,eople might think that was when , It was made. f hcuther surrendered. -"An ivhv'.s uu I,T-nT,l,e a f. n" slirtl M k-' edit, it' lciu-ou'cU no o 'eiu ii n ,i wed oy u ivA- t Written for tbe Oaiieon Adtocatx.) THE VOYAGE CF LIFE. by rrv. Isaac w. yeakkl. The course of human life, from the cra dle to the grave, may lie compared tr the voyage of a good ship that sails from port lo port, from shore to shore, returning again laden with freight or like one that has spaung a leak, sunk in mid ocean or .soiled against a rock wrecked, never icuchiug its destination, .When the vessel leaves tlio peaceful haven and sails upon the bioad, deep and restless seat it has to encounter adverse winds ami tide, it has In force its way through stonn and threatening bil lows. Such is the struggle of tlieyoung man who starts out in life; if he wishes tn be successful in his career he must fight his wuy through difficulties and many trials. This is a principal that spans man's life even from the early dawn, of his rxlstinro until he ilmps hi&'mortal coil. Many n ship that sails out from the hurbor stiiiinch ami strong with rich cargo oml fair prosiiecls, never i cachet its destination, but goes dou u iu stonn and darkness to wreck and ruin. Is tliis not applicable lo the rases nf hun dreds, yea thousands of young men who be gin with blight pross'cts nnd strong deter mination to succeed iu life. ? Tlit'v luive llio endowments requisite for making life a pros perous voyage, but bad company, nr strong drink hauls them licntlloiig into destruction. They yield tu the trials and temptations of life, find their way to gambling houses and thinking dens, become Inteinjieiata ami dis honorable, and viciously waste their tulents, ninl at hist become a disgrace to society. tUI tlicir bright lmjies uutl resolutions are blasted , find lor sonic crhapsfoiever. Their giiod character is gone beyond recovery. .Some ai shipwrecked before they roach tlio mid-ocean of life,' ntlieis linic breasted man fully ami successfully the ever heaving ami swelling billows of life, until the promised peaceful harbor wus ill sight. First, then, au unanticipated wave lulled upon llitln, and with u loud cuisli tho ship struck tlio ruck, and sank with all the valuable. cargo. Oil, how painful it must be for parents af ter they havo done-everything iu their jhiw- er to elevate and savo such briglitaml piiim- lsiug sous casting nil' all restraint aim sink ing into crime nnd misery und ruin ; to sail over tho rough nccun of life none need tu think thuthissliip is always curried un tlio bosom nf the still water, but luny expect that his vessel must often plunge from tlio crest of u tall wave into the deep, nml from thcuco to be earned out and on by tlio pro vidential breeze; every human being must light his way through tlilllculties and many great trials. This Is the ordination ofheaven. In the sweatnfthe luce shaltllmuciitbrcnd till thou return unto the ground." This is not only true in a spiritual but, nine, in n natural sense. Man's sphere for work is al most unlimited ; cnftyotir eyes heavenward and iu tlio slary region iswoik for mini, yea n thu ocean, valleys, hills and iu the moun tains, man is treated to work and only suth who have uo icqicd for themselves nor for society can bo ill tines. Mall endowed with such noblo fucultics! How vast are the powers nf tlio numl, (Kiwcr of conception tlio t'ap.iellies nf memory, the. creation nf l. ...i !.. I .....I .UnlL,.. of least, us. How comprehensive its grasp I Man is capable to subdue the mighty funvs of nature und compel them tn subserve his piii'Kso; lie is to boil tlio water, invent tho engine, traverse continents, and cross the ocenn. Ho is to stretch the wire and whis h.t Ids secrets around the world. But to accomplish this calls forth the active ener gies of man. No statesman, worrior, poet, orator, nr philosopher hits ever written his name high iihii the tulumnsof fame, with out first measuring his arms iu tho conflict witli his disputants. Some of thu greatest men tlio world ever produced werccuiniiell etl to buttle with a number of oimilloiis and illllicullics, but by their indomitable energy nml insatiable apiiatioii they were enabled to aciiiiiipliah the work devolving Ukiii them, ami which Um ago iu which they lived and their nation demanded. Some have hud lo stiuggle with poverty and misfortune; at Hie start have been cra dled iu want, but wiih inaliirliig years found that success lay in Iho field uf toil, Thero must bu a development nf the mental (low ers iu older to iictiimplish the design nf anybody. Sir Isoao Newton, tlio English philosopher, was nioie!lcd to learn the multiplication table ns any other schoolboy. Mind, when brought into mortal existence, lies with all its mwer, in the man, In em bryo. Tlio organi.nl for its fuluro develop incut is there; and iu order thut man may develop its iuer, llio eternal God has sur rounded him witli thousands uf natural objects to aid in maturing thriii. There is no error more fallacious than thut great men are bom great, or lire made so by inero dunce, ami not by labor. In conclusion, let us all, ns voyagers, go forth with true, brave hearts tn do the woilc for life. Tu day we may Mil Iu itcacefiil waters. To-morrow, It may be, that wo have to slrugle with tho storm nml the crashing billows. Let us not sail without thuGitLAT Cm'tain or unit Sii.vatiox., TIEISAND THAT. The fellow who rang the bell for a false alarm of firo tolled a lie. When you havo a family jar you can't always preserve the kmcc. A hangman, being asked by a stranger what trade he pursued,, replied, that he wus a finisher. "There's inuslo In the heir," says Jones, Janes has a brutiii-iiew baby at his house. Tho ancient Egyptians did not use to baccobut mark you, the ancient Egyptians are 'dead, " The innst bathfnl girl we ever heard of was the young lady who blushed when the was oiked if she had not been courting sleep. A gentleman who Is nn longer vonng, an, who never was haul -nil.-, sivsilo a oltiM In tho piesetuw of its nr,' t "IV. I. my clilM, what do ynu Hunk t.riu., a-l," The little one imik-an reply, hi, I iv mUmon ooiitniueat ".Well, v.41 wont t,. nis wlKt you think or me. Why wont yol, "'Cause I dou.'t rant 1.. p t lulrtl, A w,,mj1 e.., h,....,.f,L,v g t ,,t b ,(m8BlllI , keyholei "Is that you. V:.r Ht hus bj"J' nMne 11 J"lin- 1,1 '"' ","'v"1 e.c y 11 ; it u w, an If! is w 'h ' -e ty o;eu aud a ruvjlvcr uudcr li.s p' igir,