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Ulftt no ndvcrtlsctrwtilfl will bo inserted In
tho columns of Titit Carboh Anvooaiit that
nmy ' bo "rccoWcd from unknown parlies or
firms unless' accompanied by tho cash.
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CARDS,
' Snot anil Slioe Milie.
Ollmtonllritn.y.fii twin's 6uitiwjr. '"eel.
AUorder,primrlllAlUl-orktvarranUd.
Attorneys.
JOHS KLISE,
ATTOUNEY AT LAW.
Offlce Willi Allen Cmlg.oppnslte American Ho
tel.HAHKKT BttUAItK.
MAOcn'onuNK, ta. w-iy
JOHN 1). UEBTOLKTVE,
ATTOnSBT ASD COUNSELLOll AT LAW.
Broadwar and Susquehanna Stroets. Opposite
Court Houo.
, ji.VUClI CHUNK, rA.
Mar bo comultoil In Ocrni.n. ina;5ly
ft l,LOS(WTUEET,
ATTORNEY AT LAW
Levon's llullfllng,
ASK 8THEET. LEIIIOIITON. VA.
p..nibertG-0m
srjy si. nAPSiiKi
ATTORNEY AND COUNSKIXOn A'
... .....-. I. riitiitlTHN. PA.
AT LAW
.....frTS-ll 'linn Ar-.nV. WiUDUVBtlll
"ton.
l.nts a specialty. May be coinulted In K.nllh
nd Uerm.sn. illlfl'-
J AS. It. STUUTIIISIIS,
ATTOllN tY AT LAW,
y Offlco : 2 1 floor uf Khtiad's Hall,
llanoll Cliunte. I'a,
All builmil isntruted to lilin will bo prompll.v
""" " Mat 27, If.
p .1. JIKEUAS,
ATTORNEY AT LAW
, )Nxt Door to Klrnt National Hick,
M01I CHUNK, PA.
-C!m b eonsulted In (turnian. 'Jau9.
Justices and Insurance
py A. UELT3I,
JUSTICU OF TllC PEACE,
OrriCKi Llndormin's Blnrk. BANK-Strcet.
LvmaiiTON, I'A.
Convsrancln. Cnileitlnir and i ll other hnl
nsss connected with tlin oIIIch pioniptly attend,
ed to AKeiit tor tae nest Flie Rinl I lfo limnr
auee,Coui) inie. i lleuts collected at reasonable
cliaraea. Ac. Arrl. I -vl
rrwoaiAS kkmeukk,
JL CONVEYANCER,
AND
GKNEBAL INSURANCE AGENT
Tin Mluwlm Cnmpsnles are lti'pre.entedi
r.EHA. )N . MUTUAL 1'inli, .
KKAII1.VO MUTUAL 1'IIIS,
WIOMINO nitu.
l'OTTavii.r.u Finis. u
' Lllllioii l'litE, anilthoin.iV
HI.EUt. ACCIUliN r 1N8UUANCE.
Also lvnnsilvunli ami Mntivil lloiso flilel
Detec'lvo anil l ii'.urani-o i imi jiun v.
aiarcn ia.
riios. KHMKnuit
Physicians and Dentists.
"W,
W. KEUEIt, M.
OrrlClt-Belier's B'.ocU. BANK STREET,
IJ5HIOII10N, "enna.
lltesirtenco ...tiom 7 a. m. to laa. m .
TIOTJB9 una l2uo"ii ti, in p in.
S l'arry vlllo ..from 1 1 a.m. to 12 iinon.
Mar bf consulted lu tlioaorman LaimuaRii
NoTember Svl
QI1A8. T. IWUN, M. U., .
OPKICB: OVER II A. VETpifS UllUO
MTOUE. BANK 81'.. LEllIGll'ION, I'A.
Oaneral practice attondiA to, ami SD'.CIA
ATTENTION OIVEN TO DISEASES Of
WOMEN. :J ''
A. DKIlIlAJlEIt, M.U.,
PHYSICIAN ASDSl'ltOKOS
gp.cl.l attention paid to Chrnnle Dliein-n.
OlSce: Soutb'Eaat nirner Iron am! 2nd t.. I.c
hl(bton,Pa. April 3, 1875.
Tjrr.O, M BB1PLG,
rHYSICIAN AND SUBOEON,
If cit 10 K. II. snydcr'a :ore, bank St.,
LEIIIOIITON, PENN'A
If.lt.-Speclal attention (riven to tho Cureof
Salt Itbenin. Ac. Jan 13 y
a. nunnu, bi. u.
V. S ICiamliiliiR Surgeon,
rP.ACTICINO PHYSICIAN and SU KOEON.
oiricm llank Street, REnca's IIlock, Lrhicb
ton. Pa.
May be consulted in the Ocrm m Laneuase.
Xov. 3 ,
1VIU KIHinUT'3
Livery & Sale Stables
PANIC S.TH15ET. LKIIIOIITON, pa
FAST TROTTING HOHSES,
- KLEGANT CAKUIAQES,
Ana positively LOWER PRICES than any
wiucr lively 111 iuo uoaniy.
Ijirgeana handsome Canlarp for F.inernl
purpoM. and Wetulluis. UWl 0 EUDERT
Nov. 22 1871.
LIVE AGENTS WANTED
TorellDr. L'bte' Jloclpet i or In'orm-il on
for Ereri bodr, in every count v tu tho Un'tfd
Hiate nd Unsdas. Kulaiged by ihe pub Uli
riaC'Snaie, Itcou'ainuvtir2M0bous.b hi
recipe an Is nlUd to oil clashes and pup .
t ton at of society, A won detltil boo and a
household necessity )t fells at fitit. (lif-at-cut
luduceuu uts ver otturenl to book apen'8
ftmi)le cop es aont by mat), Postpiil I. tnr i it),
Kxclutite territory nlveu. AKeut more than
douoie tb'ir money, Address Dr. naHt'', bleum
rrtallDg House, Ann Arbor, Slicntgan
Oct. iy-wl3.
GENTS-
-WANT E J
yon OUR
MJIV IN PRESS,
, thi: lKnusTiiiAi.
HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES,
UelD ft complete hlstorr of all the important
lodasincM of America including Airilt U'lurts
MAehftulc&l. MuuUt:iurug Mlmcir. Cmmuer
eul rd other eutprpruv. About no lu ge
octavo page ana juuud voKr uiks.
NO OTUKU WORK LIKiS IT EVl H TUB
LIHIltiD.
t or Term, aud Terrliory apply
ooce to
T1IR 1IKNKV DILI. PUBLIHIIINU CO..
M.14ml Noav.Mi.Cfv-v.
II. V. MouTiiiJiun, Proprietor.
VOL. VII., No 11.
Railroad Guido.
jq-ORTII PKNNA.ItAlI.no All.
Pas.enEersforPM'accUihla leavo Lchliihtou
nn follows i ...
2. 2n in., via. L. V. arnvo at rhlla. at&toa in.
iwnm. Tli L. V. " " Hi' 0 a.m.
tin? a. m. Mai.. V. " 203 p.m.
4:41a vliL. V. ' " PUS p. tn.
:37 a m. via L. V., ' " liny) a.m.
7:47 A. in .va I. S . " " llr4ia.ni.
1 II 17 h. in.. Tin L AW " 2:('5li.ln
2.20 1 in. via li. it a. " " SiUo.iii.
1:07 v. in. " " fal o in.
He uriiiiip, leave depot at Berks anil Anion,
c 'ii tit. l'lina., at 7:on,E:i'i nnu n'5 11. m.i 2. JO
CliOnndU OV in. i; LI. IS (J LA IL', ABl'lll.
Nov. 23
plIII.A. &, IIRADINC1 RAILROAD.
Arrangement of Pitsscpger Trains.
NOVKMnun inn. ts:s.
Trains leavo ALLEM'0 tf.N as fi llowst-
IV1A lVllKlOULN llKASCII.)
For Phil:
ihiielphia, ut Z.ZJ. 1.. 10. a.m..
unci
n 11. Ill
"UND1Y1.
Tor l'lillaileiplili at 4 : a. ni..3..V, o. m.
IV1A KASl' l'PK.NA. llilANCll.)
for Ro "na, 1 2 JJ. 5.5'i, 1) tA a m 12.M. 2 10, 4.3
aril 9 0S n.m
For IIinIiDiiri;. 2.3)5:1, 9.05 a. in., 12.15, 4.30
D.OT p. m.
ror Lancaster nnil Colnmlili, 6 53. 9.i" n.m. anil
4 .10 p 111
tDoos not run on Monday
r UNDA YS.
For rtoadin" 2 .11 n.m. and 0 0o p m
F'ti Ilirri.hutR. 2.:i n. m. nul 11 "5 o. m.
Trulni roll ALLE .TOWN leave as tallows:
(VIA 1'KUKIOMKN 11UANCII.)
Loavo Philadolplilii. 7.4, 11. 111., l.ou, 1.S0 ,nd 5.33
p. 111.
KONDAYi.
Leave Piilladolphii 8." ,.m Bi il315p. in.
(VIA EAST l'I'.VXA IltlANCII 1
I.cavo ReauiUB ' 4' ;.4i lo.30n in.,4 oyui pnd
1,1.41 ii ni
Leavo HarilaliuiR, 5 2) 8 11a. tn., and 2.10 4.t0
u . a. p. in.
Leave Luncoitor, S.iO a. m.. '2 61 nml 3.!5p.in.
Lcai" Columbia 8.mi a. m .0 and 3 35 p. m
HUNDAYH.
Leave Boa ill u ir. 7.20 a.m.
Leavo llirrlimii!,r.2 a.m.
TrAliia.inniku . thiii M run to and from depot
ntli and Oreon Blrcpta, l'hlhdoiphli ntuer
tininstoa d irom jiroin -ireet uepnt.
Tn.. n Rn m n-i'lVWH. 11. It fllnn from All'n
tnnu, and tho7.45 n.m and n.3' p.m. trrrm
from PliilailiMpni i, lmo tlirougli cars to and
irom l'liimueiim a. .
J. K. WOOT1 EN
General Manager.
C O. HANCOCK, am'l Tiek-el .laenl.
pnVNsVLYAXiA WAIMtOAl).
GREAT TRUNK LINE
AND
United States Mail Route.
TlinnttcTition "f tho ivar'lmc public l- ros
prctfuilv Itivitcrt toflimcnf llio imrhn i tii
i?rat i'i tft contUl"ni "Rsortinn nt u
bchcrth ( no ntlirr II v an tTn f qun luiaco
ment" oh a iout") of ti.ru mil tr vtl. In
Construction & Equipment
tub
F'cnnsylvauiu llailroatl
Ktdtid con('sflciUyt ino lit'fttinf Am rican tnlt
ways Tho tinct: X dunile tlio ei iro 1 iijili n
the Inc. olMocl nilii lal i on bo ivy oik t cs,
wlitcli nr" fuibtdiliUtiui founi'u .011 ( I'nck In
sk t'ijr.ilccii 1 cliot in flop h. All brJ Ue- ittr
of lrontTBinne, iitiil hut t upo tho niotan
ptovei plan. It. as cniioi- ia.s. win o eni n
ciillv fHio ami nubHitnit al,-i v m the tn:ue luno
11 1 1 ile h 01 comfoit elt'tiaiu e.
The Safety Appliances
n nA 011 Thin i e well ilm train tt" :ar-"inr
und Jiheral f olicv (1 it tuana1 "1110 it. tu i cook!
nnc wiiU wii cn tlii 1 rltitv i l "t m 1 n v
ment una not it c -st l.as uecn hip q-ioMio.i or
cuiiH (Jeiati 11. Auiony m aiy uiay be 1 otictdibi
Hlock SjMpiu of SaMy S! irnls,
Junnry Coupler, Iluilc & I'Jutform,
T1I13 WIIAUION PrCNl HVlT Il.
AND Till! ;
Westiiiglionse Air-Brake,
fonnitiir In conj'ncilin v Kb n verfpet double
ir.n k mini bi-a 11 c tiuiiin.itiou of safexmiiU
vain t accident wdcli lit.vo ieuatio.1 tucai
practicaitv puss'blo
Pull mini Palace Tars
iotu.i on nil Exp-t'i Tinlns
FROM NEW YO.lK. PltlLADA. BALTI
MOIt . nu.l WAolII.NU I'ON,
T01 III' Ai.O.CINI'IN'NA'lI LOU IHVI I.L..
lDlAAt lib aui sr. louis,
WITHOUT U1LVNU1S,
lunltn -II onno'pal points tu tlio 1 r K u
fcouth with uji otio c uin'HM.f irn. onnco .0
hvxs iii-iur In Union Depots, und 1110 uuHurud tit
an lniiwriutu pouhh.
THE SCENERY
Of tho Pennsylvania Route
tnariraitud to Do unsiiionftsofi 111 tho w rid lor
ptjmlL'u . iiujiiuy mid nr.eiy uiici.r Hu
fiPhbiueut racir ics aio uiowiru. iJiuniovi
ar uour( ihih uhi nttotit vc, n d U 1 an liivit-
an!o result ttint n trip by tbo reimsylvauiP
i;.uiru u uiuM lor.ti a
1 It'asliiff .-mil Mpmornlilt? Ilxjirrlcnco,
linkctH Tor nib at t!ie I w."-t rates at the
lii'koi OlileCo u tuo uj tipauv' in ul. l upo. t -lit
cuiCH an 1 iitwiu
FltAMC THOMPSON. Ii. 1 FAllMlMt.
(Un iMaiia-jcr. tien. la.. A?ent.
J. K. SlIOUMATCblt. l'W.Ao t UiddoDU.
riuit.t 1 n.iti hi,. iianituurL', i-a.
THE
TOLEDO BLADE.
NASBY'S PAPER.
rrut nuliscrip for anv oth
DcrurtL. lUUf.f p10 r M,,i inr a
reeimen cKv of tua t Li.do ULADiO. I
ih u laminotti Licl't l'aue Wcok.y I'a tt n
sKiv-tour Co.uniiid uiieil wi h diefsiHr ,.u
uiio'l i pa dum iiiattoi of niteied -iiualueio
per pie in al- pattioi tun uultnu btatt-H
SPKCLVL FEATURES.
All tho Depirimen a wire 1 li-nn madfl Hie
liLAiiK hi ponular nil oti tho UtilUd M'de-
wil o . nznr rlv colli uucd. nuiiic r t 'lh l'oii
ular L Kern ot tiiat Pi ln'nini.td li'niocrttte
politic! II, . HV PlTtOLRUMV NAEI1Y, WllHh
uro wilurn txi'iehi. tn 'lilt: DMbU- our
liouunou) Di I'UiTMKM. a rich oepott rv 01
prtiCUC.il iniu-mniio'. uimiu fui'j vi ui uiiri w i
in nory bunieiu 0uxo ruurLU'n Detaki
MKNT t u lie ig nu-i Di'uai tnr ni einbiuo -gtlip
weekly rutu ny ij9 mui ; Lii-ir'uiua
romrri tli III 1 btef t Wit and Humor: Till'.
LEST MOMnel, ill HUl a; d Pl"ClPil ; KllB
to ruHkEfcimuKManud lh Ldo"t m wh To-u
all pml ol the wor d. 1 HIS i LUii: ilrcut don
largtdv in tyou ivoto and T- rmr the
Union and is eveiywJieie ipp i;n zed a- In
.nrti'ititu! IMi ,T MIW'S AND FAAif LV I'A
i:U nub X bed any whero 'liv itaudvouw.ll
nevo wiln ulv oo witiiout it
Amonir the new leatuies foi this wl 'ter rro
Rl'TiO ef
A niersonville Prison Sketches,
ov ono who wpb (I i ro AuewSu'W tit ry was
roiniaeiicfii uv. u u. Aboiiti- one will torn
uieni'o in jauuiii ,
'li-utAlH -Mil .o corn, ner v hp 12 0 i flv
onptcn.?l,7irach ten or mom i op.es f.fij ch
nml un tin i nni' Willi ever uuu o ton
svieclLut'n copio n nt tree, f?eud fur o.io Ad
drcas TUuLUU iiUAiJli J .lOuO, OhlO.
Fifty Thousand Books
rorSali' at Hull IMIcc.
We are now off. rl.ig 10 thn public, post ace
mepji.l, nt ().K-UAI-l' tlio rcTi-la.' u1io ,11 ty
IhoiiHun 1 volui cm ot chuicP bo twn, uunin Isuiu
II -lory Uio luolty, i-io lou IMo tv. Jluinor.
Medicji.lu iltt.in una Bo euti c 'ork.tdiviuii
of hi a ida u Authors ic. otc ihehe botik
are citca'd livour .Mr IjUCKK (Naihv) ioiii ihe
h'u'lVPH o too t udi ic null. i. lu-r of tho coil
try, m c nil m;w and lt .nU nd a. o tlio
IJ)I:MIC'AI EDIT! IN a nnd ed by tieio.
tail boo'vBoii-!-, Wohtvuiu dmi tliouai.d if
Ihcdd biokk lo bl oart oi the couuiiy, and
every Ikooc Htnt oui m AkUAN lUU ft be
J XuniV a lthllti;si.Ni'lCD and to true
UNiiltEa.iTISfAOnON.
CATALOGUES FREE.
Wehaveprtn ol a h-tgo aud u mp pip cata
lotiotd our D'juktf, ri,iu el oy MitJecU ano
o aip;'tv tiou ulli mail c i.o frot-. any tut
uics . t e kind ilo eg.udtoseu fieeec.
men co letio Hie UlAtl timvu un ed ud
o. 4.11 ner MiHit-uuluu th Badv- itiMmout itit
loidialiv malted 'O mud us bv O'ta aidir
Oiin rwue tut naioi sol ibrmaeuoi .iiiu Tttcntis
AUiMt'S TULul O 11LAUK. Toieco, Oulo.
H
ISIK.VI t'OW.
Camnto the nremliiea ot Ihs nndersi.iial, In
T"Wauieua un T.iw,ihip. i ur mu Cnuaiy - .
tl.u 1 lutJauiii'iy llu.utllaoit amlwhitel'iiir
The i.uner lmrauMlnl to cviuie lorumtl. urove
ut I nrnprny. paviinia aud lakejer a aj oi .ie
Wl.l no y.u uivura.uK in
WENZLLL HOIf INKS
Trr inninir Jm. 11. itowv
A. Mo llsser9
Manufacturer of and Dealer In
STOVES, RANGES AND HEATERS,
Tin ani Sheet-Iron Ware aM General
Honso Riniishing Goods.
Itoorno nn:l sroiITIXG ilono at
eliort notice and nt Lowest Cash Prices.
I nm tho a'lthnnied aaoi t for Hie Palo nt tho
follonlni' FIltST-CLASS dl'OVUS
THE SILVER A GOLD A1I5DAL COOK,
THE LIOIITIIOU8E ( OOK,
TUE JIAYFLOWEIt KAVOE,
THE SUNSHINE HANGE and
1 ho NKV.- ANCHOR HEATER,
and am Selling tbcra VE 1 Y rllEA o tov Cash.
I'verv kind of SIOVEORATES and F1HE
tlllli KH kepteonit'intlvon hnliil.
Stork on SOUTH Street,.
A tew doors above Banli St., LEIIIOIITON.
Pntionneo Bollcitcd-Sutisiao li n tcuarnntc rt.
Oet 5-yl A. li. MOSSER.
The Grandest Exposition
Of Louies', Gents', and CMlilren's
Boots, Shoes Gaiters
Kvci LfTuieit In tb s vicinity is at
J. M.FIUTZINGEU'S.
Bank Street, Leliighton, Pa.
I havoJutt received a ful! lineol FAI.I anu
WIM'tKJtUOOTcJ, "UOK" an. I ntlUUFHS,
wl.icb I nm"fcodliiff to the pfploof Le ightipi
and tlio mi r rem ci ntr neitriil orbood CUlA i'JJH
r.VAi Jii.fr uiu; boldiu tliis County.
lM), flu C UStB Of
Boots & ShoesSIade to Order
at Astonishingly Low Prices, and MENDING
No.iti dnnont rice to buir too tlnios
1 nvito il e p'io ic tu c ill nud craiotnorov
KlockhU riiit'8 1 eioro imxiasiitu el ewho.e.
an In convinced of Un . bivct facia.
110UNJ) r i bATIdFV -Hcictv.raaclRr.ootB
aiid li')p boupnt of mo that rip will bi repair
cu 1. Limit ch Tro.
Tli.mkf il fir imat patronajro. I rcFpccfully
ib'.c f. tomliiua. co tUficor.
J. Ii. FlUIZINGKR,
Two dnofl below ltomtr & lltiffind a carri -RO
oi-it, Itauk Htieet. tel. 5-yl
IlllOX advocati:
J0II PllimXG OFFICE,
LEDIOIITON. I'A.
Kvery tJcicrlplicnof rnntlrir, Irom a
Visiting Card ton Postn.
CA RDS,
IIII.L HEAl.a.
LETTER IIEAD,
NOTE HEADS.
STATEMENTS.
ritOURA. VS1I.8.
I'O.STERH,
IIANII T.ILLS,
1)01)0 BUS.
OIIICULARS.
RIIIPP1N0 TAO-,
KNVELOPES,
PAMPHLETS.
11Y.L.UV8. AC., J.C..
Duno In the best manner, at vorr Lowest Tru ea
Vn a'e 'nouarod toilovrork at rmchean rater
uv clllre in tho htato tiat oeuU huuftttu
v,RliH Liiotoiuerd.
OUR. MOTTO IS
Cheap, Prompt & Reliable.
vTOrtlors bv aniall rcclvo prompt
7)rimc Homo M.ulo Itrcad !
WHY OO HUNORY1 When
you can Buy OH
liOlllllll I I I'll ft CI IMA
iii
lend-
FIVE LOAVES FOR 25 OEXTS I
J. W. O'NEAL, the popular IlreoU and fake
HiiKi'l, of LeliiKhliiii in order in meet ihe uantb
ni iiik iiuira ii.ni uoimkoh 1 10 iT.co ox ms ce.e
iiro'.ci unuu, uauo liUE.Mito .
Five Loaves for Twenty-five, Cts. Cash
Sugar. Raisin Cro nut Scotch, Drop. Cream
uu'i uiurrfiHUQ, uuir
Ten LVtitt per Dnzen.
I.iink Out fur tlio Wagon!
At MAUnt CHUNK, dn Tuesdav, Thnraday
mill n.-iiuniriy 1101 lilllllli.
LE11 10 II PON aailVl l'.ISsPORT,cvery After
TEUMS STU1CTLY CASH I "
PatronaeH'olklted J. w. O'NEAL.
ni ifiii.t upriuaiie i-usi aunnai lianic,
aprllsvi Hint fcei. Leiiinhtmi ra.
Obcrhollzcr's Liniment,
CAMPHOR MILK
Is now hlizhly rccoiiiniemled and expensively
u pd for llhiuuritisfu, Fiit-d Feet, Aibtv-i
I'uiu. ortF unfa. wediiigi, bpralu, Ac.
ii i oi uio iea si viuo 111 cuiiusr t'uu.uaiis,
bl) hIhh nun ktvelilnira in IinrNOM.
It nttsquii Klv and sun ly It at once Hoothes
an rohi!tj ttiebtiffJo.uU thn U mo Mv otes
a d tho A r hln Ntves The money wil' b
paid back to a ty t no not ati den w.tli itnef
tect1. 1'nce l Of nts. A bottle for (1, Tic
yureu x e uoeiuoiticr. u. u.
Tin I'liociilx I'cclnrnl.
llnprovel Iteelf to oepcciiltailyadaptod to old
perHtuii', coiittump lo mutiblldren. i btt-afs
u cold. It atora a cnub It a.d4 exppctorutio't.
It ifives Instaiii relief li elves h rmmli. It
briHUlfl t. It llHM iitudo UiOie cuiea tuitn anv
o.lier medO'iie. Thous-itd4 ot the cltisens ot
UHrteru lH-unnylviim-i ba.o ued tt tori earn
u ct no tea iiv w idp reiui (riven ami ruref
lecti d. PrtCP. ceiiti ti & I ottlea fur i lt
pireu bt LiTlObeiholtzi-r M, D, ami tor Hale
I am now .applying the vrrv Beet IVTTI
MERCOALat tbe fo lowing Loir Price., vis
No. C'beatnut by tho Car 13 30 per ton
No. I Ciettnut, insl ton 3 Ml per Ion
No. 5 i'1'e.inut, by the Car s ;j per ton
No.Siho luut, Mu.iet n 2 60perton
I1I.I.IVERHI). stove aud FkS Bl
equally koW Prioea,
J. L. G ABEL,
Dealer m
Gexeral IlARDirAnn, See,
Oppolto Iho PuMlo f"juire, DANE BTREB
LLIIHlHTOV, i'i, por,a",HT
INDEPENDENT-"
LEIIIG11TON, CARBON COUNTY,
rpilK SiiAllNCJTON
JL
PLANING MIL!
abinet Ware Factory,
AT SLAT1N0T0X.
OIIN BALLIBT, Propr.,
Deals In nil kinds and rIzch nt IMno. Hemlock
Oak mill Hard Wooo Lumber, ami Ib now pie
paicd to execute uny awouiit of orders for
BrossoD LumboB,
OF A Li. KINDS.
Doors, Snslics, Illliids Sliutlcrv,
Jlouldliigrs, Cnlilnet Ware, &c,
With Pro.nptness.
Brackets Made to Order.
Tim Mnchinerv Is all new and of tho best aril
most lin pro veil kin da. I employ none but tlio
best workmen, tine well aeaonned and gooi ina
ti;i lat, anil am thoj eforo able to jruat nntee entiro
Outers nv mail utomntlv attended to. Mv
chHrccs aro mo.lrrati; terms cafib, or lutcicut
charged alter ttilrty Oays.
QIVK MU A CALL.
tTT Those e liwnffPil tn Jinilibnc will find It t
their nclvnutago to hivo hiding, Floor Donrdn
Doors, aslJC8, Sutlers, txc ntidoatthl
onorv.
MaylOyl JOHN BA LLIKT
lUll.iW Ul AHilU 1
I bee leave toiufoim m obi nrttousnftd cti.
tomeirirnd bo pubic Intrpiiernl that I have
tenei auu uivu now rtauy lor inspection m
the
POST OFFICE DUILDIXQ
Dank Street, LniliaiJTON". r. Pt the LOW
KHfCAsu l'HIUUEi, a full and now assort
ment cf
EATS, CAPS, &o.
SDCClnl attention liavmo lieen plven to n wo I
o'eitcil linn of 31. N'. vi OMI N'H ana UI11I,
IiREN'- WEAR. Mr Jlcitlo ahull bo
QUICK SALES i SMALL PJtOPITS."
1 invito too ntibbo to rail and eximmo mi
loc mill liileei heiiiiu nurclmlns els when'.
us 1 u.u utTjr fepae.ul iiuucdinu.ita to cu b
bnviTR. Li:Vt4 WKIBs.
pi. :i- im p. i. nmiiiine i.piiiptiti.n pa
f you pre n nan nt lun-ines. weakened bv tho
tiulu ol louri'uti. n. uvuiil ftiiiiulaiilBaiiu taU
tlop Bitters.
If ven aro a man rf cttcrs. loJlinir evei vour
mldul'nl work to restore bt alu a d nero wastt
iao
Hop Bitttrs
If jouaio vi.nujr, ami 8onrln"fiom any lulls.
s VMiug, and safterin" fmm
cretluu oi-dis.1 patiou. t ko
liop Bitters.
Tf yru are man led or slnglo joungor old.wm-
liigiiom poor ne unu lancu.&uina t-u
bod I tltkue a, tuio
Hop Bitters.
Whoever you aie, whelpe' youoto, vh ntv.
v'UiteiuurHbionii.eciac.cau-it,(r 10 lug
or a imaiallut; witiou intoxicating, t iho
Hop Bitteis
Ilavo you dvhpcpt-bi. kidney oruilaary c m
pniiui, oifiousos i I tuo stoiiiacu bowel , b oj
iluror nciveol Yc.u will bo cured it you ta
Hop Bitters.
If yon nro tlniiy ailing ate weak and iow
iro Kliiitiy ailing ate weak
I 1 1 v it. lluylt. Iuahtup"i
it L.et-p.1 It.
Hop Bitters.
snir ten iivit. Jiuy u, iuabtuiv u it You
uiuglst L.et-p.1 It.
It may save join lifo Tt has saved nun died
tr ante uy a j-uuniug. uccuvi
A
nw Di:iMinunr.
Theuuderiirnedrppn cif nl1 v Hiinounceas to his
ntti iii and the puidio generally thai from and
IIUL llllo IIHIU 11 u
Sell Goods for Cash Only,
id to that end has marked down tho Puces i
u e. lue bto.kct
Groceries and Provisions
Const-tinr of the Cnolcst
THAS rOKFlSHH. UOA. PIGHS. HAMS
ttlLUUJ.HI- jia, unu JiuiTial. 12GU3,
&c. kc, to the very Low est frees.
Best Fam'y Flour $2.75 a sack
and n t other aiticlcs at equally Low Trice for
mo apuuy iiiiB.it
I'uiioiitigo soiicted and satlmctlon guaran
P. A. ANDREWS,
Neai tho Leu nndbusq. RR. Drli'ge,
janll tf rACKXUXOJf, fa.
THE CHEAPEST PLACE LN TOM!
Mrs. C. DeTschirschky,
Ropectfuliy Invites tho atlenilon of her lad r
ii-ii'iiii rna me pub'to generally to nei atw
Notions! Fancy Goods
comprlslni' UN' KRWBAR, PERLIN AND
unitniA.i iuiy IVIfUl,. Jllisir.liv. iiu-
ported and Homoeno EMHItOIDEUY,
IllllllOVh, ULOVKM. and a lanto
arlety of thoNenet Iiielgualu
-Fancy Goods.-
Also. In connection Willi thn ulmra T tpm
iu i uuu cum pie ie hion oi
OKHMAN FRUITS,
LIM11URGKH and SWITZETt Gil EES K,
CANDIFS ud CONFECTION,
together with a variety of Goods not g nerallv
kept in any other store iu town. It voudouot
tee what vou waat ai-k 1 r it a id I wil- tcet it.
Achate of imolic natrnrase U boUciUhL and
peifect aaiJafuittuu guaranteed lu pneo aid
ijuainv ui guuus.
Nearly Oppodte Dur Una's Druti Store,
Bank Street, Leliighton, Pa
November 30.
rpin; (jit iM)LST
Exposition of Clothing
Ever made In LEniOHTON la at tho Post
Offlc. llulldlng of
II. II. PETERS, Agent
ou HANK STREET, and the people know it.
.Upkeep- everytblnir warned In
Men's and Boy's Clothing, at
the most Moderate Prices
TOR CASH.
He never yet wasted time In Brlllng Iltph
mod Goods. lUsrr.cos aro so LOW, that
people are wondering bow It can be done. Dut
it IB done. Those lu need ot
Fall or Winter Suits
Kill find It to their advantage tn consult 11. II
PETERS, went, about the nutter. tug 2111
H?if)alVlf2" 31 neweat and mo. popular
JlbkV4FJiV songs, wllb wr.uuK- ul in-
.traction and aninsecaent also, a ut or in i"
batiiea. when ana h-r foui-iit, uunn the
w.liinV"mMfi tiVii v
Live and Let Live."
PA., SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 8, 1879.
Ursula's Love.
It wis a dark, stormy day without;
but Insldo nil was warmtli nnd llslit,
and as I eat In uiy arm clintrnnd looked
at tlio gltl beforo mo, 1 folt that not
withstanding all tho warmth and lleut,
how much rileauaiiter my homo might
ho. I had lust recovered from a Inns
Illness which had left me U9 weak as a
baby, so I had ndvcrttied for a compan
ion, and hero before mo was the thir
tieth applicant for that position. A
oung face seemed almost nut of place
In my lonesome house, whero 1, Miss
Dotathy Morbiey, Bplnster, had been
the solo occupant for so many jars.
How Stella did oppose my plan of a
companion. Sho seemed to want lo
coma to me herself I suppose thinking
that as Harold, her ttip son, was my
chosen heir, It as the proper thing
Hut I didn't agree to that; not for the
world would 1 have to live with a per
son like Stella. Vanity and arrogance
were her chief characteristics, and those
qualities I detested.
This young girl who had come just
ns I had begun to despair of ever find
Itig what 1 wanted, had a htrangp fas
cination for me. Her small chlhll-h
figure was clothed In mourning; her face
was fair and sweet, though very sad,
aud her deep liazlb eyes had that ten-
i r, longing look wo see sometimes in
the little ones early called home.
So I ijuet limed her, ami was plt-ased
v.lh her timid answers, aud before long
said:
"Well, my dear, I think you feel like
living with n cranky old woman, I
should like to have you. What is your
nt.nu?"
"Ursula."
"Ursula, what?"
The sweet face paled as she answered:
"1 have no other name."
Here was an enigma. I rapidly ran
over my mind all that Stella wuuli' say
If I should taku this ghl, who could
give me no recomim ndatlnn, nml not
even her name: but ns 1 glanced up at
lie soul I ul eyes watching my face with
eager anxiety, my hesitation endtd.
She should be mv companion; nnd I
rung for Martha to bhow her the room
he wa tu occupy.
I am nftaid If any -nms rniild have
read my thoughts that night, they
would have set me down for an old fool
for many wi re the romantic, 'lories I
framed for my companion. Her pure
delieate faou fairly haunted me.
At lust I had an interest iu my life.
ml as time rolled on, each day I tu
rn me more attached to my little Ursula.
cannot de-erllie the thousnnd lovliij!
graces ti) w hk'h she hud won urn. A f
ter a while thegllef which 1 liadnlwajs
noticed In her face softened iuto a quiet
eslgnatloii, and the footfall, which
wa- cln.v and weary at first grew mori
bun ant Ai.d then sometime-) she
nog; Moods of milody rung tlirouuh
lie old hmiie, and it was a sur ri-it tn
me that that little white throat could
hold such a volume uf .-tweet sound.
Then one day, my nephew George
wrote me he was coming to make mu a
vl-lt,
Ueorge waf the only child of tny
brother, and wealthy in his right, and
ho, us well as hiscou-in Harold were to
inn as my own. I wulcomed him with
great plsasure, and it was not long until
l i-nw ray olil House nail round a new
interest for him. 1 ti tied how hi
eye-, followed constantly the light Ug.re
which flitted with quick gentle move'
ments round my chair; I saw, too, that
Ursula was unconclous of this regard
It went on until George confided In
me, and received tuy earnest wishes
fur his success, and as I leoked at the
manly young man, I did not doubt what
that would bo when Ursula ouce knew
he loved her,
Hut "the best latd plans o' mice and
men aft gang aglee," and one day
George kissed mo good bjo, his frank
eyes sulTu-ed witli a man's tears.
"It is not Ursula's fault, Aunt Dor
athy," he said. "Do not blame her
she has told me whj she cannot love
inc."
1 must say I was indignant. In tny
eyeSjiilther one ol'my nephews was fit for
a princess' love.nnd here this girl, whom
I had taken unknown aud friendless
Into my heart, had embittered my no
ble boy's life.
I went to her Sho was Iri her room,
and as I entered I knew my face showed
my thoughts, but before I could speak
she threw her arms around my neck
and hid her face on my shoulder.
As I felt the suplu young form
pressed close to mine, and the touch of
the soft cheek, my arms folded luvol
untatlly around her, and ni auger van
Ui"d.
Together wo sat down, and then tur
nlng the :earul fice fiom egaim! my
shoulder, and loi.klng straight Into her
sad eyes, I asked her:
"Ursula, why where you so cruel?
Why could your heart fall tu respond to
one so worthy In every way of a wo
man's love?'-
A deep burning flu ah passed over her
face, and for a moment she hesitated
then drawing a little away from uiy en
circling arm she told me all her story
aud I learned why it was the young
eyes had alway seemed so mourntu!
"Oh, my dear friend," ahe wild
"You cannot help me; but you have
beeti to kind, I feel an If I had been
wiong iu keeping a secret from you
Fiom uiy early childhood I was reared
In affluence, with every care an In ul
gent father could lavl.-h upon me. My
father was a lawyer, and jut as I grew
to womanhood he took into his ofUue
young clerk, the son of a widow lady
who he knew well. We met," hero t'ie
, ,i.,...,i i. ii.j , ,,,
sweet face dropped low, and e grew
,0V8 nth WW 11" B&iiitf, true na
SI. 00
ture made me glvo htm such an adoring
love that Ills shared with htm would
have seemed but pleasure. Wo were
betrothed with our parents' full con
sent. But then my dear father died,
and In a little time, while my grief was
still fresh and poignant, his lawyer
called to tell me, ho whom I so loved
and mourned, was not my father. I
was a fondling who had been taken by
his charltablo kindness Into his homo
lie had Intended me to be his helrers;
but death camo so suddenly, no will
had been made. Almost stunned, I
listened; the ground seemed cut from
under my feet, and la that statu my
betrothal's mother camo and found
me.
Involuntarily I drew my Ursula clos
er to me. 1 knew Instinctively what
sho was about to say:
"Then, ohl then the waters of bitter
ness completely overwhelmed me. bhe
came to tno to beseech me to release her
son, saying If I married lilin It would
utterly ruin his prospects, as his aunt,
whoso heir he was, Would surely disin
herit him if he married a girl without a
name.
"Crushed as I was, my pildo arose
and haughtily I answere I back her
son should be free, aud I would go
where he should never hear again of
the girl who had been "picked up no
one knew where." So I wrote a cold
Utile note lo my Ilirolil, aud then,
without one word to my friends I left
my homo, I have never heard from
him to this day, but, ubt I love Ilm
still! 1 long to see him once more.; but"
her voice fell to a pathetic undertone
"that will never be "
Soflly stroking the dear head I said:
"Ursula, what was your Uarald's
last name?"
"it was Kent."
Fur a long time wc satquletly, then:
'Ur.sula," lnald. "duyou know who
sends t ounle, and why hu nends il?"
The pure face lost its mot.rnIul look,
and surely the angels must have suuie
ueh expiesslon, as she auswered fer
vently:
Tlioe whom the Lord loveth. He
clnisteiicth. "01 MUs Doratny, that
has been my greatest coinfurt."'
I luliled the swiet girl impulsively to
my heart. Here wna me lanu uuu
'moved mountains."
That atternuuu 1 mailed one of tuy
are letter .
I think Ursula felt happy after her
coutleeuco In me, and every day
brought us elo-er to each other until 1
huddered as I thought of what my
litm-e was before shu come, and what
il would be tl she ever left it.
A few dujs went by: we were In a
library lu the twilight Ursula and I
1 silling iu my taurile easy chair by
the window, wlniu my knitting dropped
lioin uiy hands as I listened to the
lilid llkH v. ice singing that sweet ohl
litshliined ballad: "Auld KolunGray "
The window was open, and the soil
air Muttered through tlio room, waiting
iu the Iragrnnce ul the rosesaud honey
suckles. Just then tho garden gate
opened and a man's tigure slowly came
up the path,
Hu paused. Sweetly the young
voice sang out its pathetic strains.
Then swiftly ascending the steps he
came through tho open hall door. Un
cniiiclousy, Ursula sang on and I, In
my window did not move.
Attracted by tlio magnetism that
there always Is iu a steady guze, Ursula
looked up.
There was a silence in the room f ir a
moiueut, and then with one quivering
cry, line a bird wlio lias round Its mate,
she was claspel In her Harold's out
stretched arms. Then ho spoko'
Oh my darling! my little Ursula!
Why did jou leave me 60 cruelly?
have searched and searched for you,
knowing from my mother what caused
your note and deprrturc, out all In
vain, until I received your letter from
Aunt Uorathy, telling mo to "Coma,
you weto here." Oh, little oue, how I
have longed for youl
Then I stepped foiward, and Ursula
turned stl'l In her lover's artmr and
looked at me a moment. 1 hen she un
derstood alt.
Yes. Uri-ula," I said, "I am the
aunt whose heir Harold Kent is , and
now my darling, tho wish of my heart
Is uratiUed ; there will be no need of
your leaving me."
Then 1 lelt the lover to themselves
So all this happiness came through
my taking a homeless girl and giving
her a friend and a home
My gre t house now is none to large
for the llttlo restless feet that patter
everywhere up and down Ilm broad cor
ridors; while my heart is freshened n nil
my youth r newed by the love of my
nephew and Ids precious wile aud wee
children
Poverty nml Mirruriiijr.
" I was draeced down with debt.
ami sullerinu fur years, caused by a sic
familv und largo bills for doctoring, whieh
iliil ilmni no eooil. I was completely ills-
couragoil, uutiT ono year ago, by the udviro
of my pastor, I procured Hop Hitters and
coiiiutcncod their use, und iu one mouth we
were all well, and none of us have seen a
sick day since, aim I want tn Bay to all poor
men, you can keep your families well a
year with Hop Bitters for less than ono doc
tor a visit will cost you i Know u.
tf Wogii.vaiux.1
Before tho mail train from ilarrisburg
reached York, l'a., oo Tuesday afternoon, a
pile of stouea and other obstructions were d
eovered un tho track, a short distance from
the station. It had been place! cro by
tr.impi, who afterwards went to the tuition
and iusulto.1 tho ruuongors. About thirty
of the miscreants wore arrosted aud locked
up.
WisnisoTos. Jan. 29. Tho House Com
mittee on Appropriation have reported all
ma general appropriation uiiib, wiiu mo .
cention of theSundry Civil and tho Peficlen
cv Lilt. Tho former wilt Involve an apnrop-
' nation of ats.uU20,O00,uu0, and tho latter
upworu ui ei.uuu.uuu.
bl u tlM umler consideration by the
1 Pai rnniin on i-omui-rc.
a Year if Paid in Advance.
If not paid in advance, $1.25.
TALI, STOUIES.
a menu oi tno Jrawer was a so-
ourner in Ireland during the past sum
mer, and of course visited the Lakes of
Klllnrney. He set out from tho Gap of
Dunloe, which Is a wild mountain pass
Intending to walk through It tothe up
per lako, which Is tho usual modn of
approach for tho tourist. While thus
proceeding, the little hut or cabin occu
pied by a descendant of the far.fnn.ed
Kate Kearney, that dangerous beauty
of long ago, and situated at the base of a
mountain, was pissel. As our friend
approached It, tho guide a genuine
specimen of that race which springs
green and vigorous from the "first (low
er tin earth and the first gem of the
se." began his legendsaboutthe local
ity: 'Do you see that mountain," said ho
behind the cabin there? I inane Kate
Kearney's desclndent's cabin. Well.
it's no less nor two thousand five hun
d.ed feet high, and It is well known
that whin Kate Kearney from the top of
It unclosed her hair, It tuuehed the base
there forlut ye."
'Is It possible?" said our friend,
'lndatle, thin it Is sir; but suto I see
that your from America, nnd as for sto
ties It's not worth while to bo tellln'
thlm to one of your people. Didn't I
come wld some glutleciln from the
States to this place a short time ago,
and the dlvil such stotlea I ever heard
in my Hie as they gave mo. I wonder
if they could be true? Aud woudher
ing 1 have been ever since I heard thlm.
What wonderful places and things ye
must have there. I wondher if tlio sto
rles were thrue7" again said the guide,
as If carried to the depths of doubt and
reflection.
"What are tho stories?' said our
friend.
"Shure," said the guide, ' I couldn'l
be telliu' nil tho stories in a short rhlu
like this hut, one af thlm lias struck my
heart and soul, and I'll ulver forget it
nlver, nlverl I wonder if it can be
thruef '
"Well, let us hear It" said our friend
and we will decide."
"Well," said the guide, "after I told
them some of my tales, sure they be
gan to give mu b.iek the womllier.s, nud
one of thlm very daclnt tonkin' man
he was, and not glxen, I should think,
to courtin' the devil by lylu' began to
tell of Ihe splendid hotelj yez have in
America, and I'll nlver forget it-
told me that there was one lu New York
called the Filth Avenue. Hotel, and that
It was three Lilies nud n half long; not
only that sir, hut the waiters rode round
on ponies sarviti' the. guests? I wonder
If that was thrue?"
A SUA II r I.AWVLII CAUGHT.
A fair stniy comes Irom one of our
courts. One of those shrewd,harp ami
sarcastic lawjers.of that clas, who take
demonical Joy and unmistakable pride
in twisting a witness in a labyilnth ot
dltllculles, had occasion, some time ago.
to cross-examlue a gen'leman of some
little prominence. 'Ihe sharp lawyer
managed after some skillful nmneuvcr
Ing, tu,.o confuse the witness that the
only answer he could obtain to his nuta
tions was, "I don' recollect."
When Ihe lawyer had this answer re
turned to him a score or more of times,
his patience gave out. "Tell me, Mr.
J." he exclaimed with biting sarcasm.
"Do you ever remember anything?"
"I do." was the response.
"Can you carry your memory back
for twe. ty years, nnd tell me a slugle
incident that happened then?"
"Yes, I can," returned tho witness,
who had by this time regained some
composure
"Alii'1 icturned tho lawyer gte' fully
rubbing his hands in orthodox legal
fashion. "Haw, this is consoling.
Come, Now, sir, what is this Instauce
which you remember so well?"
"Well, sir, I rni ember that twenty
years, ago when you were admitted tothe
bar, jour father came to roe to borrow
tlility dollars to buy you n suit of
clothes that you might make a deceut
appearance the at cuiumeucemuut.uud I
have a distinct recollection that your
father ncier aid the thirty dollar
ba:k."
A Healthy Place. "Yen," ho
said, "It was a mighty healthy place
The Drt day I got there I saw an old
man slttinn on a door step crying as
though his heart would break. "What
Is the matter?" 1 asked. 'Dad licked
lue." ho whimpered. 'Your father
whipped you?' I asked In astunlsnent;
'how old are you pray?' 'Ninety six,'
he sobbed. 'And di jou mean to say
that vour father is llvlug?' 'Living? I
guess so. Step around behind the house
and you'll see lilin chopping wood.' I
went touud, and there saw a hoary
headed veteran'swluglng an axe In a
way that would have done credit to a
man of twenty-five 'Did you srtlke
your eon?' I asked, 'Strike him?
Course I . id, and good enough for him.
b'pose I was going to let him sass his
grandfather?"
A man who was to have been map
rled In Rochester rould nut get nearer
than within forty miles of the city at
tho appointed time, w consequence of
the. snow; blccktde. TI.e assembled
wedding patty was Informed by a tele
gram of the trouble. A suggestion that
the cremony be performed by telegiaph
was favorably received by the brlde.and
the usual questions and anawers were
flashed over tha wires. It, was fun for
the guests In tha, warm Uoehester rar
lor, but the bridegroom, shivering all
nlehUnacoldcar, did not paitlcularly
lfuoy It.
The Carbon Advocate,
And Independent Family Newspaper,
I'ubllahcil every SATURDAY, In
lehlghton, Carbon Co., Pa., by
HAitriY v. raortTKi.-Tinit.
OmCK-nANKWAY, a short distance above
the Lolilgli Valley it. It. Dcpof.
Terns: $1.00 per Annum in Atoce.
ETEBT DV6CntrTION OF TLAIS AMI FASCT
J o"b 3? rin ting
AT VISP.Y LOW PRICKS.
THIS AND THAT.
Revenge U sometimes gained by
making an impudent retort as In Ilm
case of tho Madison student who said,
In responcn to a reproof fur Ihe lowness
of his josttlon In the class: "Well, pro
fes'or, never mind. 1 presume I am as
much to blame as you are."
Sporting Character "Ere's a pret
ty go, Di II t See this ere honk? It's
called 'A Llle of Petratct,' the very oss
as me and yen's been a Inyln of our
money nn so fieel And Idowed If I
ain't bin an glv 'arf a crown for lit"
"Well, what then?" "Why, It's all
about a bloomlti' puetl"
Said Dr. Blanche, the famous French
expert lu cases of Insanity, lo the Jurors
In a case recently tiled in Purls: "In
Hie prisoner's drunken tuupds he would
grow sad and remorseful, nud blamo
himself for maltreating li e wife, ns
drunkards often do.gc utleiiieu, ns with'
out doubt you yourselves know."
Facetious old patty' How lone do'
you say that wine has been bottled,
wallet?" Wnlter Fourteen jenrs.slr."
Fatetlous old party Lor'I didn't know
Hies would live ns loi i ns Hint'" Wal
ter "Files, sir!" Facetious old pnrty
"Yes; I mean that ui,e klckiug abuut
In the buttle."
Little Laura was tired and sleepy or.
Christinas nlgl.t, when she w ditto bed,
and forgot to say her "Now I lay me."
'I tnuldn't go to heaven to-night, mam
ma," said she as her mother was pull
ing off her little stiickliim. "Why not,
darling?" "Tos I'm too tired."
Tho senson for getting drowned
while skating opened In Canada a few
ilajs ago, nnd every little Philadelphia
hoy owning a pair of skates should at
cinee send his name written In n clear,
,hold baud to this olllce. We mortally
hate to spill tho name of a drowned
boy lucorrectly. Ex.
-"Ate ynu engaged?" said i gentle
man to a young lady from Mnrysvllle nt
a ball the other evenli g. "I wns, hut
if that Pete Johnson thinks I'm going to
sit h"re and see him squeeze that freck
led face Wllktus girl s band nil tlio
evening he'll lie mistaken, solllaltp or
no Kiilitairel" Tlie gentleman explain
ed and wnt out to i.tt nlr.
Free Kirk Minl-tei (to Ids elite! )
"John 1 should like Jim lo Intimate
that on Monday next I piopose pajiug
pistoral vi-ils in Hi.' High nnd .Xoilli
streets, In which I hope to embrace all
the servant girls of the ei.tigrt-uatlim In
that district''' His wife (whom he'd
I ilely .narrled from the Smith) "You
shall do nothing ol the kind, sir! Let
me see you dare to-I"
The tue of the confessed rounter
felter,Cliarles Uli Ich.ne n witness tor tlio
Government looks as it that dangerous
person were about to he let off with
light punishment again. Ulilch pre
tends that no proou.-es of immunity
Irom punnlshment have been mud" to
him, 'hut Hie alacrity with which he tes
titles ngnltist his accomplices indicates
-oiiietlilng very dilfereut from (he initia
tion of severe punishment on I i 111.
' Is the water nil froze up?" asked
mint Uoiat'iy nt Jeeins, who wnstrjing
tn break the water lu the water cask on
Monday morning "No. aunty, I
should say it was frnzedown;" und 1m
turned his hatejiet mi it sent a showor
of tine ice in tlieold lady.s face. "Thal'n
an impudent I rick," haul lp. "Ch,
n I" said the youngster, "It's an lee
response.
A sophomore, on 1 cine asked for
an excuse tor Ins nb.-cncti lioiu chapel
on Stiimay, said le was nut walking
ami whs so far Irom college when the
church bells rang that he could not
teach Ilm chapel in sea-on end so nt
teiided tile vllluge, church. "Wio
prea'ihed there?" asked the Professor.
"1 don't know." said the student,
"oiue stranger " "Indeed!" was tho
reveiend geiilh'innn's re ponse. ' I
nm surprised that you did out recog
nize tne."
A professor who had been trying
fur a half hour to explain a formula on
tlie board turns with his finger ou Ids
no-e, wnleh Is a veiy prominent teat
il. e, and said severelj ; "Is this now
apparent to you all?" (Fieidimeu griu)
"1 am aware gentlemen, that 11 is long"
(Freshmen grill audibly) ' Hut I hope
jou s-e the point.'' (slight pedal ap
plause ) "It Is called poll u-iiiorum.
of which, I hope, you see the applica
tion. ' (Loud aud continued ap
plause.) -Scene St. George's Cross, Glascow;
time, 11. 30 r. it. Young We-teniler,
ol astronomical tendencies, diseovertd
hanging ou by the toiiulaiii, und look
ing intently ut tlie moon. Young U'ei.t
ender "It".!! all boshl" Pas.si-r by
"What's tmsh-uot these nt alll" P II.
"Oh, hut jdii'II requlie n elmnggl is
hefme you cm see It" Y. W. H
"Strung glass! Hush, unustiishl tned
seven ot Kliiahau's best; slid two
mnoush, but no crater!"
Tho Itev. Dr. Jetei, of Richmond,
told this story nt his own expense;
Many years ago au artless stranger,
whom 1 eausually met, said lo me, "I
hear you preach every Su inlay. You
are thu gie.ttust preacher 1 ever did
hear." ' Vh," said I, "jou have not,
1 suppose, h'ard Mr. 11 preach." (At
that time Mr. SI. was atlrietlng gteat
atti'llllou by his sermons.) "Ves," ho
replied, "1 have heard Mr. M. several
times. He is a great pr aulier; but he
Is nut mi great a preacher as jou are
You have Ihe tiiournfiilest voice of uny
man 1 un r d.d hear."
Mjops is an "artl-t" of tho "North
Conwaj" school, tiiiiiimelled by no
conventions. Jones happened up to Ins
studlu the ulher day, and looking over
his shoulder at u ''Sunbeam on the
While Mountains." cried, "Your sky
is amazing. I like It." Strolling over
to Dabble, an urilst next door, Joins
baekliiles thuw: "Ynu should sen My.
op's sky; it's just like putty." Of
course tills comes back to Mjops, who
meets Jones aud sijs. "What do jou
mean by admiring my sky, and going
off and telling Da- ble It looks like put
tj?" "Why 1 like putty," was tho
calm reply.
A lady of fa-hlon, with a pug-dog
aud husband, entered the train at Pat),
diugtun tlie utitbr day. The in were
In the carriage but two persons a well
known piofessui and his wife; yet tint
ady of la-lilun uoveted not indeed hist
uuuir, hut his seal. I wish to ril by the,
window, sir," she sld, 1 1 peiluu-ly,
and he had to move accordingly, "Nu.
sir, that wont do," shu said bs be meek
Ij took the next placo. "1 can't huve
a stranger silting clo-e to mo. My hua,'
bautl must sit wheie jou are." Again
the profe-sor uio.ed; but Ills wife tiled
up and protested. "That lady U loo
exacting " she said aloud; "You
should not have humored her." "What
' does it matter my dear," hn replied,
for such a very litte waj? Shu must,
be getting out at tho u-xt statiuu."
Now, the next statlou was the Uan-vcll
' Luunlio Asylum,