Advertising Rates."
Wo dcsiro tt to bo distinctly understood
lint no advertisements will be inserted In
the column of Tit r. anans AdvoCaji: lit
One your, each Insertion i 10 cU.
Blx months, cwh Insertion 15cts.
Tliroo monlhsi each Insertion 20cts.
limn throe montlii". first Insertion
t each subsequent InrJIon 25 ctsj.
JiOCal notices lu coiiw :r iiiiu. r j - m
f. V,MORTUlMjn, ruMitUcr,,
CARDS,
Itoot nuil Shoe Mnlters.
ClUtonllretner, In bran's building, llsnk street,
AltordmpromftljljlUtit ""rk loarranteg.
Attorneys.
J-OUH KLIKK,
ATTORNEY AT I.AAV, ' I
OtDee with Al'on CrslR.nnpoMto American IIo.
tel. MARKET BIJUAUK J
MAUCn CHUNK, IM. Jolj-Si-ly
j-oujm. ucinoLr.xn:,
ATTORNEY AND COUNSKM.OII AT LAW,
nroadway mil Knsinplianna StrcetSyOiposllc
MATJCIt CIIUNKPTA; H
Mir bo conmllod In Oormnn. mnySS ly
p I. LQNUSTItKET,
ATTORNEY AT I. AW
fccvsn'SfDuliiRog;..', . fi
ASK STREET. IiElllOHTON. IA.
Ii.-oailier IG-Cm.
w.
91. UAPSHICll,
ATTOItNKY AND COUNSEl.tiOIt AT &W,
n.vTr.F.T.I.eniaflTOir.PAi-' r r
Km Ktlnrid CollwIloVAu'onov. WW rinvniiil
Sell II. 1 Ktnt., ponrcjranelnK ..lonlly don Col
.tl..n. nrnmntttf liimlrt. SHtllllllf I'trtle Ol D"
odentR ii upaelally. May be couHultnd In KnMsb
nd Urinsn. . r, t. jm...
JAS. R. STttUTIlEltS,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
3rOmri21 Heir i,tKbnd'l Hall,
tllnuoli Clnllilc. Pa.
All tiatlnMi entrusted to.lilin will he promptly
atltuded to,
Mav27,Jr.
U.
p J. MIOIillAX,
ATTOI1NKY AT LAW
.
Next Doorto First National Bunk,
MAIlfill CHUNK, rA.
AJ"0ni 1 ronRiilted In (lermani
IJanO.
Justices and Insurance
H.
UlSbTZ,
JUSTICE OP TUB riHCE.)
Orncm "Xlnderroan' nio'-lt. HANK-Strcetv
Ufllllill la.
Cnnyovaiiclnir. Cnllmtlnr and all other titnl-
llCH. COnilOCU'll Willi III" Ullir.f iiiiiiiii.iv jiiii-nu"
m.i In AffB.it fnr thn liojis PllL mill I lit, IllMlf.
auce Coniinnloi i Hints colicuud at rrasoiinlile
onaraea. sc. i'riii"ii
iplIO.MAS S. IlKCK,
JUST1CB OF Till". rKACR,
DANK Strftt, LKIIinilTON, Pi
CellTeyanrlnir. rollcetlnjl and nil liu.lnofa con'
nreled with the olllco lironir-llv attended In.
iriyAnoiit lor liritl.i liiFUrnuro lloinnanle.
uj Itl.ktor all kind, taken on uioi iinora
termp Jan. a. 157,
rniroMAS UEMKtir.it,
X CONVEYANCER
AND
GENERAL INSURANCE AGENT
The fallowing, Comri-inloK aro llfprestHitcdl
1.3I1A.N )N MU I UAI, rim:,
JIEAD1NO MUTUAL l'HIE,
WSOMINO I'llll!,
roTTeivii.r.i: fire,
I.Eltinii VIIIE. and thnTRAV
EI.EIl-5 ACCIDENT INSURANCE,
Alan l'onnivlvnnli nod Mnttnl llorso Thief
Detpc'lvo and Iii"iiranio I'onipanv.
Marcn20.187J IJIOS. KEMEUElt
Physicians and Dentists.
W. 11UUKR, M. I).,
OrriCE-ReVer'a nioclc. DANK STREET,
LKHIOIITON, I'enna.
) Residence,. ..from 7 a. m. tn in a. in .
HOURS, i end 12 n nan to in p. in.
1 Parryvlllo ..from 1 in.ui, lo 12 noon.
Mav ho conau'ted In tho Herman LanciiaKO.
Novcmher31, 1878)1
o
HAS. T. IIt)llN,H. u.,
OFFICII t OVER II A. l'ETEH'S Ultra
rORE. RANK ST.. LEHIOIITON, I'A.
(Icneral practleoetteu'ilcil to, anil Sl'liCIAt.
ATTENTION GIVEN TO DISKASES OF
WOMEN. niarSJ. 1871-yl
yjy A. DEtllLVSIKIl, M.D.,
PHYSICIAN AND El'IIGKON
gostlal alti-ntlon pnld to Chroulc PI'estes.
omee: South Est corner Iron ami 2n.l ,sts.. I.o
hlfhlon.Pa. April '.Lle'S.
w
a. in suii'i.K,
rnysiciAN and burgeon,
Next lo 1C II. Snyder's etoro, IIank ST.,
I.BHIOUTON. I'ENN'A.
N.R. Special attontlon (liven to tho f'nreof
falt Hlieiiiu. Aci Jan I3y
1ST
I). UKIIElt, M. I).
V. B Cxnmlntiig Snrpcoii,
PRACTICING PHYSICIAN and SU I'.OEoN.
Oitricn: Rant Street. Rehlu'8 IltfK, Leiiiah.
ton. Pa.
May bo consulted in tho Oermsn Language.
Nov. 3. 1878
t)
win uiJiir.uT's
Livery & Sale Stables
HANIC STIII2UT.1.15IIIGIITON, Pa
PAST TROTTING HORSES,
may do recoivcu irom unitimwii I"Ll"J "A
firms unjes? accompanied lyj th'oj Ms iff
The following ore ouo!.Y terms
ONK SQtAItK (10 MSKS),
vrepivin riinoTinro i or "IU eomiug year To tirrseut with occu
Ai.IjC.UAJi I CAKHIAU.a, I tacundcliorucss theexactsituatlonmeachof
And posmvely lVKn .WICKS thau any
other Lncry In tho Uojuty.
Ijtrgoand handsomo Carilarea for F.ine:
iprsl
purposes ami Weddings. DAVID EHUERT
Nov. 22 1873
BAYARD TAYLOR
Hayi "I tako prrf ot vluasuroin recommendmt:
to parenUthfi AmdPmy of Mr H O Aurtlnlge,
jallvc4)neuttotha uVo if tnr iTaioo an ietcr
puco." SlOuenir lull com for younic men and
uovn. nu i&iru i.iiarK. enecui hUClillOU lo
both advnnoed and buckwaid pupllf.. Ui-cniu.
lueudtMlby Judo Van Iloaien Hev Dm. Hill
nnrt INJibOsiy. Adari-s-a HWIN'THIAN C
HlinUTLlDOi: ( Harvard A. il.) MMi-i, l'a
Jltdlft b 7 cUurctiea uud t totupoi-unce elmrtei
A up. 17. IMd -Ws-J
LIVE AGENTS WANTED
ToifsllDr. ChanWa itosfiitea: or Iufonantion
lor Kren boilr. iu everv cmnt
(V Iu 111V L'UIKMI
rr to MS pa ye. 1 1 coat um over 3oo bu4rbld
n-cljMsn au i U aultixl tu ail cUsMm 04k1 taonJis
tloua of noc-i cty. A Houiulniful ImqI am m
houw-boUl nwwBnUy. UmU at turttt. Urat
ru laduc-euivnta vvr ntfttwl tu Uo amiu
Haiuula dud Mwut br null. l'Mltuil.l tnr ti no
l-:teluM twr.t-ry jtIvim. AU ware tL-au
luiiistio wir nHHirjr AHirsM ur. i i-a iBicaiu
li1uilUK lloutic, Auu Aibor. 5ln ulrjn
(MM
Ai 1 t
II. ;V. MoiiTitntnn, Proprietor.
Railroad Guide.
-rf1
jyq-.ORTII PUnNAi UA1LKOAU.
rasscnccrsforriilladclyhla leavo Lclilchton
fS follows: -. - v, .x
Smz N m., viaijj. v. nrrivp tin una. ni wjiub m.
,i is a m. Tit lit v. , iicvh.iu.
In", n. 111. via I.. V.
2 I5 p. Ill
l:t'a, 111., Til U V., '
ttiap. m.
liit'.o a. m,
llrrfl n. 111.
IT:a7(iin. tiL,V "
R7:47 Si. IlL,Vn 1. .&.'
,, n. 1,,.. , i ... x. o.,
2.JH 1 m. vln U. it 8. '
&m i u. rn.
i:i7 p.m.
t:!5 n. in.
umnriilnir. Ir-avn (tsiint nt Ilr-rks nml Aliicll
0.11 BU. I'ln.a., at Jioo.eilS and Ci'S a.1114 2:30.
olio nil. I M 0 11 111, EI.L13UL.AHK, Agent.
rov. sa, is, a
plIILA, Si UEAUIXG RA11.RUAD
Arrangement of rnisePRcr Trains.
Knvnjnii'.ti lrxii. is:.
TralnalcavoAI.t.EM'OWN n follows! -
IVIA LVllKlnMK. inANCIl)
For riiuauouiuin. at 4:'.'lfc,.
li.io. a.m.. and
T 'r n T . H T. . I I
RUNDATH..!
I'DrTlillailpllililn nuiet". "ir.M n. m.
IVIA l'A6l- I'K.N.1
INCH.)
Tor tin iiVnj. I 2.3D. MW. u
10. 1.30
Fur ltaiiHoiirs. 5.3 ) 5 60, U05 o.ni.
11.15, 4.30
I'nr Lancattcr and Columtila, S 51. 9.31 a.m. anil
4io p m
tiroes not run.on 51 ondny
X-'nr rteadliis. 2 3) a.m. nndo 05pm.
I'.tt 1 1 irriitiirfr. n. til. nml u iui 11. m
Trains 1'OTl ALT,!'. NTOWN kavo n follows!
TI.V I'RKKIOMES 1II1AKCII.)
Leave Philadelphia, 7.4 n. m., 1.0J, J.S0 .inC 5.30
ii. in.
.Leave riiitaiiclphln. fi.ntu. in aril 3 IS p.m.
' . . IVI1 r.iiiriirvvt miAVrll I
l,cavu iiOMUiii;; i.ii ,. iv.ijaui.,i.u',u,,,,ruii
10.41 ii in
Leave llnrilabnrpr, S M, 8 10 a. m., and iio. 4.C0
null 7.51 n. m.
I.niive IdHHAitcr. 8.'0 a. m.. I2.M and 3.4.1 p. m J
LoaV.i;oiniiiuia s."o a. m . v o anu u.aj p. iu
eiuiliAxa.
f.eavoTloadlntr. 7.20 a.m. '-
r.nni'.t lli, rl.l.itri. A.51 n.m.
Trni,, iniiiltn,! thiift il rim tn and from depot
Otli nnd Oreo'i slroeta,. riillnflctphli. otner
tinlniton.iiilrom lirnau i-ireoi iicpni.
n'fin a an ii. Tn nnrl a.r.'i ti. m. trnlna from Allen
tnwu, nnrt tho7.4-, a.m anil 6.31 p.m. trntna
from I'lnlaili'lptiin, hao tlirough cars to and
truairaiiaiiiMvaa. WOOTrI!N.
fieiieroi Manager.
o a. nANOocK.wii'i tw;ci .igtm.
pi:XNSYl,VANlA KAlLItOAl).
GREAT TRUNK LINE
AND
United States Mail Route.
The attention nf the traveling pnhlie lrc j
pecifnlly Invited lo 8'imo of ilio merlti'l tliii
Kri-nt lilahwai. In tho conildni rasortion ami
belief th it no other Hum on offer eqinl induce
mentH os nrouto of tly-duc,!! travel In .
Construction & Equipment
i mi
Pennsylvania Railroad
atAnili cnnfe.iaodly at iho headof American rail
wnya The tinct Uilouido Ilio n'Ulio 1 ngih ot
tin lino, othtoel rails laid on lioiivy ink fcs,
which ar eniUid.li'illiio foiluiailonnf rnek h'li
last olir.iti'Cli 1 clips lnileplll. All hrldires nie
of Iron or almio. and 1ml t npn i iho ino'tviTi
P'ovo'l plans. Its i ns-onser iais. ivlnlo cinin.
t'UllV s:io and siilisioiit'al, n-e it! thosnmo time
inoilo a nt comfoit and elecnuce.
The Safety Appliances
n use on tlila Hue well illustrate the fnr-seoniK
nml liijpral oliey it its iiioiiaK-'iiieiit, In uceonl
mice wiih winch Iho i llluv only of an lmpov
laenianil iiol us ivisc nns uupii ino ii-ii-i.iiiiii oi
cons delation. Anions muny may ho notlci-il the
Illoclc System or Surety Skiinls,
Jiintiey Coupler, ISuffcr & Platform,
the wiiAit ion v tj:n r switch,
AJiDUIG
Wostingliouso Air-Brake,
loi mlns In eon:incltmi with a ncrfect ilnublo
irai'K road hed u coinbiuntinii of isafounlits i
Kuln.t necldents -which have lcmltri),! ihem
practically 'h posslhlo
Fullninu Palaco Cars
Are run on all lisprrsi Tinliis
FROM NF.W YORK, l'llII.ADA. HALTI.
MOHUniul WAbUlNUION.
To fllll'AHO, CINCINNATI. LOUISVILLE
JIJlAA.ll'iii.m ii mi l. liUUia,
WITHOUT CHANGE, 1
ond to nil wine pal iotni In tho t ir West :ir
i-outli with o.uonoc inn,riiti(r.irA. i'niU'Citn'ii
nrnuialr la Ui4')ii Ut'puU, unit uio n-b&uit'dto
all imjioruint pom is.
THE SCENERY
Of tho Pcnnsylviinia Route
is ntlmlttrd to be unnnn-nMed m tliewrrlil for
fvttmttiu', linnuly nml variety sunerUir Ito
roiti. cut fncllliics nrc inovilfd. JCinplnyci-H
nro cnmtiniHaipl nttfiitivi', imtl it ih uu lmn'll
m!e result-ttint a tilp by ilio I'cuiiMylvauia
Hailioatl mutt turm a
E'ltasln? nml Mcmoralilo Exporlcncc.
Tic!iPts for B?Vi1Htno.li' J'WMt rntcfl nt the
Tlckfit Offlcerfor upauyluau impuitunt
cities aul town,
FRANK TIIOMI'4
L. 1'. PARMER.
Gen. Pas. Apent.
Ucn.
J.K.SIIOEMAKM
tiss.Aoct Midd'oDisl.
12 Norm Tliuf
, Jiarnsourg, ru.
The Hew YorSmi for 1879,
Tun SUN" will bepitntisloyerrilay dnrlngl
voiii- tiiootnn. Its nuilioso and niplboil will
ztlm
the same us 111 tho pistt 'In puwenc nil Iho
nt'ws iu a 10 icauio su.ipo, auu 10 leu too iruio
though tho lieaveo's lull.
1 UK HJK hnslieeu. Is, and will onutl'.iue tolio
lud('nciuici.t ot oven body and i vcrvudna favo
ilio Truth nud 119 own convtrtlonol Uutv. 1 hat
1. iho onli poilcv which an holiest newspaper
necil nave, iiiui is inc poi'cv w men iiuswou
fur llns nowMiunpr the coiifldriico end li'tpuil-
stupol a wider constl'.iieuev than wasovereu-
joyin uy any oiuer Auii-rican joiiiiuii.
TllR f.u. is the nowsouiior for tho Deon'e. It
Is nii for the ! if h inau sgalnst tlie pocr man. or
lor tho poor man pgatnsi the rich man, but it
seeks to do equal Justice lo nil niter Mam tho
ciiimuuuttv. It isiiot thooriran ot any penou.
cisss, sect or pariv. 'i iiero nreu no no luvsiery
abnuk its loves und hates. It Is for tho houet
rn.ui i.imlnt the toques tvory tiuio. It Is tor
the honest Democrat ns ogaiust the illahonuet
Itepulillenn, and tor iho hourst Repuiilleaii as
agiuui-t Iho diHhonesl lieiuoerai. It does not
take Its cue irom ilio i-treruucps ni any politi
cian or polillosl organization. It nvce Its sun.
port nnies-rve.lly when men or mensuies ale la
iigieeuieiit with tho Constitution and with tho
pi luelpies npon which this llcpuo.lc was lound
od for tao pi-opip. Wneiiever tho Constitution
nnd con.tiiut'ora) pi Inclples are violated as In
tlie outrageous con ipirncv of 1870, by wh.ch a
tnsu not elided was pliiced In tho fresii.eut's
i fai'e.whcri' he still remains it speaks out lor
the ngbi. That Is TUK wuV( idea otlndepen.
iloiief. In this respoi.t therowill bonocbanso
In lt pri iriauiinofor 1879.
THKSUNhasfalny euiuwl no hearty hatred
otra-cals. frauds and bumbuesof a1 sorts and
sizos It liones tcdosorvo that bit led noi ics. In
theyeir 18,11. thau In 1871, 1177, oranv year (.one i
uy. lllBais is priiuru lor iuo inn, iiuu ,.uini.-ii
of to dar. whose concern is chleUy with the at
tausiil lo csy Ithis both tiiodi.pu.lilon nud
ability to afford llsieadeis the pioiuptcsi.lullett
uud niot nccuiuio liuell genie of nliatererin
tho wtno wur.il lswonb sttent'oil. 'io ibis olid
the resources belouginulto well-established pn.s
' polity will te liberally emp.oyfd,
I fun ni-ioni doliluteii condition of nartlea m
lUISlOUUin UIIU IUU llliei-l ...lull miiiuiuiuni
I leuilanexiraiudinaiy slit nttlfalice to the events
us vurillig piiao.,auu iu ospi-iiii iHiummi, w
, KAmrSth
uuliuiort-utiartof TniifoUX's work for l-7'J,
v unvv me uitMua 10 muao in ov. am u
po'ltlcii. a hti-rary aud a tt iierat newsiupoi.
more en Certain lux and more useful thau ever
btfore i aud wo mean to upuiy them litelr.
Our lute of Buoscriptiou remain aucnnngel.
For tho miLY bus,u tour pago aucet it tw euty
tlnln itiiuuiua. tUn prue bv tuoll. potvtp-ud, il1
ccuta a mouth or ?ti.5u a year : or, including the
buuaay paper. nuitKUt'patfe bheet ot iluv-ix
colunms.tju pricoi4(ijpouUa uiouth, or 1 7.7 J a
ye.u, postage pud.
9,,.8Uea P;-ratoir nt t',a)a year. po;ta?ft paid,
j no nuiuiMy tM.iiiou oi iiiK bu.i it alio inr-
,wo bvawa ow. iu uuuaiuu
iwvf probeiiUa moitnultitainluir aud lunt mo
tive body of literaiy uud tmaoollaueiju matter
Iu built twice aa cieatoud in valuo not ltm-tiur,
to i.lut of the beit inoutbly maKizined of tie
dar. at una tenth of their coit.
'J'lio weekly bUN it eejKcully adoptol for
t icfec who uo not lutte a New Vom daily ppt,r.
Tho i u-w a ot Iho w tk U luily preiteuted. Its
in ark el rrpoiUatb imulahei tutiie laton nio
moot, audits agricultural depaituient. et'iied
wiih vieit ouruaud abiUtv.UuuuriUMiod, The
Wkekly bUN ii probably lead lo-tly by more
furuit-rai itlun unv illn?r DJiier nubiitihod. A
I cno-cw story, with other oariMully prpartU nm
, eviiauj , uuruit IU uru INUU. aud iTrt
proiuct-tlureadera bv birrhiK Its mlvenUmK
voiuuiu aaaiutt iraotu oua uuuibug. uuu mi.
uihe raon gftod matter fr loaa money than
be obtaliiMt from auy other auurce.
Ttt price of the uh- klt tva, t lt'Qt page.
4ftra.xroiuaua,U II n rear. ,6UiH puUI.
t iht kojty free.
rorciiiiMut leu wmuiia; iiu wo wiu aeiiuau oi
Auuiew
i v KNnr.AND
VnhlUlier ot Tiir Ki'S, Nrw Ymk t'ity
Manufacturer of and Dealer In
STOVES, RANGES AND HEATERS,
Tin ami Sb&ct-Iroii Ware aM General
House Fnrnisliins Goods.
ItooriN; nml NIMlCTINn ilnno nt
ehort nolico ami nt Ijowcst Cash l'riccs.
I am the anthonred aport for the Pale of tho
follow In- FIRST-CLASH riTOVKS
Till! HILVr.lt & GOLD MKDAL COOK,
THE LIGHTHOUSE COOK,
THKMAYl'LOWKIl KASOU,
TI1K SUNSHINE ItANCIEand
IheNEV.-ANCIIOTt HEATER,
and am Selling them VE It Y CIIEA P lor Caen.
Kvervklndof STOVE"RATF.a and TlUE
nillLKH ki'ptcoiistnntly ou hand.
Stoue on SOUTH Street,
A few doors auovo Sank St., LEHIUUTON.
Pntionnno solicited S.itlslacllon Bnaranteod.
Olt. 6-yl A. 1). MOSSEH.
Tho Grandest Exposition
Of liidlca', Gents', and Children's
Boots, Shoes Gaiters
Evci offcicd In this vicinity. Is at
J. M. FltlTZINGElt'S,
Bank Strdet, Lohigliton, Pa.
I have Inst received n full line of FALL and
WIN'I Jill HOOTS, HOES and RUIII1FRS,
which I am solllup tn the penplo of LeMRhton
and tlioanrrniind'nirneiirlilinrhnoit CUKAi'KH
THAN EVER HEFOllE Soldlu this County.
Also, all classes of
Boots & Shoes Made to Order
nc Astonishingly Low Trices, and MENDING
Neatly naneni ITieos to suit mo times.
I invito the public to call and examine my
Stock and Prices liclore purolaslng oltcwhoie,
and he cnmlnccd of the nhovn facia.
DOUNl) Tn SATWFY. Heailr.raailo Roots
and i-hoes hought of mo that rip will bo repair-
ml wilhiint Plmrirp.
Thnnkf'il fur past patronilge. 1 rcspcctully
askacoiilluuaiicotherfof. ,
l. m. f in j&inumi.
Two doo's below Romlg & Hofford's corrhec
Works, Rank stieoc. oci. Oyl
An Imroeuso Stock at
HENRYCAMPBELL'S
East Weissport, Pa.,
acn GHEAT REDUCTION on former Tricos
Jlv Stock Is Maunfactmed to my Es;icclar
Order tor tho Troflo of this Local Ity, acrt
la GUARANTEED to slve Pcrlcct
talHtaction Iu every paitlcuiar.
Tho Pilco of Roots and bhoes
has boon veryconsldoralily
II F. D U U E D oy the
Manufacturers, '
anil I am tlctcimin
eil to givo my I'.itions
Hie fall licncllt theieof,
and theierore Invito an Inspec
tion of ni3 Gooili and Pi Ices be
foro purchasing elsewhere. I havo
tho Hioddy" orticlfeivhich I cm supply
nt very low Prices to those who wish lliem.
I also kcrp in connection, a full line of CLoicest
Groceries and Provisions,
Which I am HELLING AT HIE LOWEST
l'UICJii 1U11 UAMll.
, HENRY CAMPI1ELL.
East Wolssport, Oct. 5.ni2
Fall Styles I Low Prices I
MRS. M. GUTH,
Fashionable Milliner!
White St., lVclNNport, ln.
XtcsppctfnUv announces to tholadio-inf Weiss
inn i anu iub tturrouna nv ctMinuy, iuhimio
linBjtist rctii'ned from tho city, and ti
liuw receiviuj? an tmuicntp is toe it of
F.1I.L, AKD WISTEU
MillinehY OoodS
CojiriiisiNa-
IlutSi
Bonnets, Trimmings
Notiongj &c,
Ot tho Latest Htvies, nnd Which she Is prepared
loscll to oerpitrons and Inriuls at l'RH
Ultl'.AI'I-.U THAN KVER 1
Also, n full assortment ot
S AV I T CUES'
And all other good usually kept In aOrst class
Miliioeiy tiioic.
t.ADIEi'OWN HAIU MADlJUr 1O0R
DERnt thoicrv lowest pohlhlepiieei.
C.i II and examine Goods and l'llcea. Kfore
parchaslng clsewhoie.
MRS M.OUT1I.
Oct. S. 1878-iut. Wrlupoi t, Pa.
jprlino Homo Marie Ilreadl
WHY 00 HUNORYI When Ton can Buy IH
pounds ot First Class Dread
FIVE LOAVES FOR 23 CENTS I
J. IV. O'NEAL, the popular Bread aud Ck
Uaker, of Leiiifititnn. In order to meet ihe wants
of tho times, has Reduced toe Pr.ce of tils cele
brated Homo Mode 11 HEAD to
Five Loaves for Twenty-five Cts. Casb,
Sugar. Raisin. Cocoinat Scotch, Drop, Cream
aud other CAKES, only
Teh Cents per Dozen.
I.ooit Out Tor tlio Wagon!
At MAUCU CHUNK, on Tuesday. Thursday
andKsturilayMotnings.
LEIIIu 11 ION aud Vr.iSoPORT,every After
iionu except Friday.
TERMS STRICTLY CASH I
Patronago solicited. I. W. O'NEAL.
tsl'UHEi Opposite First Natlousl liauk.
aprtlsyt Dan'4Mrecu Lehlghtou.Pa.
i TTnKU THK HUNGRY I j
I H Ui '
A. K. MILLER
Rcspectlailv announces to the citizens ot Le
hIShlon and vicinity that he has JUST OPEN.
ISD on
EATINQ SalooN!!
Il the Dattdlug next door to the
HOUbE," on
Bank Street, Lehiglitoiii Pa.,
and that he is pro ni red to furnish them with
Jdlblf boi a.l xinas ou suui. uuiii-o.
rc-rr-rc IN
U Y O I LnO EVERY STYLE,
Received Fiesh Erery Day,
Tea. Coffee, Ham, Ekl's, Bo
logna, Sic.
Also, a Cbolco assortment of the Finest
Rrauds of
Cigars, Smoking & Chewing
lobacco
Always eu hand at Lowest Prices. The patro
nage oi ins imouo is most respecimur iutiicu.
nno fcaiisractiuu guarsuiew,
t'AI.L. A 10.
October 19, ly,
GIVE At K A.
K. MILI UM
INDEPENDENT-"
LEIIIGHTON, CARBON COUNTY,
niAciniM: POKTIIV.
T ixconktio.
In tho Oilil Fellows' hall, on the twenty'
eighth of November,
The young and tho old would do well to re
member,
For tho i)oavcrilo there, on Hint very nlgtit,
Mingled together as they smiled with delight,
Tho little ones there, they had lots of Tun,
And wcro constantly calling for more chew
ing gum
Thoso older ones, ton, what n liorriblo sight,
Kept chewing this gum with nil their might)
That 1 stood, with horror, nil Hint day,
Whllo watching their jaws ns they chewed
nway
At this larnnl gum 1 01 yos, by thunder I'
I thought their jaws would fly nssuiider.
When girls of sixtoon, eighteen nnd twenty,
Will chow this gum because it is plenty
What dirty, filthy nnd nasty stufT,
And not know when they've got enough j
Their Slolhors, Oh, tlicy will feel crnckit
To Itnow tlioir girl havo such a dirty habit'
Mnny n penny was spent for this nasly gum,
Thoy choired and chewed away for fun ;
T'was cheap ns dirt a penny n stick,
So jllioy chewed nwny till they gof sick,
They spirted nnd spil nil over tho floor,
And kept hauling nnd pulling around for
more.
Now that Odd Fellows Ilnll will smell ofgum
For weeks, yes, mouths or more to coino j
Their gout will get mad he'll bellow nnd
bawl,
When ho smells that gum in the lower hall;
He'll butt the young members with n good
will-
Butt them through tho window, down over
tho hill I
Now girls,rcnicnibcrin tho now of tho moon,
Novcr nttcmpt to enter Hint now lodgo room,
For that goat will butt you, yee,by thunder I
IIo'll butt, nnd butt you oil nssuiidcrf
For he's down on the girls that chow this
gum,
Aid he'll butt, nnd butt away for fun,
IIo'll butt and butt you every night,
Until ho butts you out of sight;
For butting goats, butt night nnd day,
Until they butt their brains nway.
T'is truo Hint old gont was burnt up,
Hut then Hint new one, he's of better stuff 1
Conic girls, now girls, what will bo dono
If you still persist in chewing gum t
Old Nick will follow you along as you go,
And finely take you down below I
Denver Meadow, Dec. 12, 1ST8.
'ioft uvsv roit -jiinticKs
Ocli, I don't care aboud so mcch
foolishness. Dot's besser dot you let
me go," remarked somewhat Indignant
ly Gustav Zclnsteln, who was nirnlgn-
ed for Inebriety before Justice '.Vnnihll
at Essex Market Pollen Court yesterday.
IIU Honor, however, Just nt this par
ticular moment had swunj; nrbiilid In
his chair to talk to 601110 visitor on prlv
nto business, consequently his back was
toward Gua.
S.iy, vlmt's tier mnddher mlt dis
Court ennyhow ? Stop tint talk'nR mit
oder beoples. "I got !nu solllb plzncss
to attend to. I vant dot vo scttlo dis
diflicoolty rlghtflvay I" said lio to Judge
Wandull, who did not pay ony ntten
tlon. Then In a loutier tone Gits added
" May po you don't link I vas In caui-
at. Don't It? Hurry up. Vas saa
dat?"
Look hero, my good fellow," ro
marked His Honor, turiiltiR quickly,
"You're a browcr ami got drunk on
jour own beer. Isn't that It?''
" Veil, how shall I know ? Hurry up
mlt dot pizness. Dot 1st nlles 1"
" Speedy justice I Teu dollars or ten
days."
'The bSlcer, noticing that Gus wore
fustian, began to liustlo h'.ru toward the
prison door.
" Hold on t hold on I young feller.
Ish hub plenty guelt." And lie planked
a fifty-dollar uoto on tho desk with a
thud. Uo got his fcur tens in change,
nnd, as ho folded them up and putthem
In bis pocket, ho slapped the officer who
had arrested him on tho shoulder and
said, " You're pooty ftcsli, but I threat
you 1"
SUSAN WAS INSIII.TCD.
Susan .Smith, a rather good looking
colored girl, sonic, weeks ago brought
Joseph Ilrown, a healthy and broad
shouldered negro, Into the Fifty-seventh
Street Court, and the Judge decided
that the man would have to support
their colbrcd Infant. Ilrown worked In
a laundry, and was released upon pro
mlslng to supply the money. Yester
day thu pair wcro In court again
"Jedee." she said, "that fchllo of
hls'n Is a starvln', aud I asks lliat ho
bo locked up."
" The child ?
"No sab, of courso hot, bfat Mh
Brown."
"Sue Is right. Brown," said tho
Court, " why don't you pay her, after
glvlog Iter your promise?" , .
" Well, you see, nil, bU' Is bad; I
don't got what I 'epected When 1 tells
dat woman what I did."
"But," said tho Court, "you must
pay her something."
" Y'oner," said Susan, " lie hasn't
given a cent to me. lie's a deceiving
b'be, be Is."
" Sab, don't mind flat woman, site's
not 'tickler 'bout de truff. I gives ber
what I kin."
" What havo you abont you now?"
" Iso don't know, sab, biit I'll give It
to tier and promise to pay iierHsI bin."
Brown dived Into tllo pockets of bis
pants and siiowed a halt a dollar.
Give it to her," said the Judge.
Brown offered It to the woman, Sho
looked at It with unutterable disgust
and then struck Brown's open band
with her fist, rending the coin flying in
to a corner,
" Iso not come bero to be Insulted,''
sho said, and left the scene with ber
black lips expressing contempt and ber
blacker eyes filled with Ore.
Why Is a slip the politest thing In
tbo world? Because tho alway
advances with n bow.
Live ana Let Live:"
PA., SATU11DAY, DECEMBER 21, 1878;
QlIio Scissors Grinder;
"Is bo really so bandsome?" Bald
Eleanor May, Incredulously.
'Tho handsomest man you over saw
In your llfel"crlcd Olive Satterly.
Sho vri3 sitting In tho' back doorstop,
sliclllng pens, with n great cinnamon
losb-busb showering Its pink petals
down on her brown braids of hair, nnd
hrr bazlo eyes aparkllng beneath their
long lashes, while Maude, tho beauty of
tho family, leaned out of tbo window,
her pretty tresses nctcweri up In crimp
ing papery, and n glhghnm wrapper
buttoned carelessly at ttib tlirnat, with
no ornameLtal accessories In tbo way of
collars, frIIU, or ribbon-bows; for
Mnude bad been to a party the lilgbt
before, nnd had slept late, scolded her
mother because tho enffeo was cold, and
absolutely declined any Interference
with the household affairs this morn
ing. "Exactly llko n corsair!" said Muudo
suppressing a yawn. "Tull, nnd dark,
with such a great diamond on bis lltt'c
finger, and eyes llko sherry-wine. And
bo wns so surptlsed to think that I ro-
cognized blra through his disgulsel"
What costttmo did bo nssu.Tie?"
asked Eleanor May, who, not having
received an invitation to tho fancy
dress ball nt Mrs. Fiplngton'A was na
turally exceedingly ImpuUlvo on tho
subject.
"A rirate," said Maude. "With
black velvet cap, you know, nnd scar
let sash, nnd a cutlass. And ho declar
ed ho would disguise himself so com
pletely tbo next time that I couldn't
possibly.ldcntlfy hltn, and wo wagered
a box of kid gloves on the question."
"I suppose ho means at Lizzie Hook
er's birthday party?" 6ald Ollvo
"Of course," said Maude.
"I wish I cjuU gol"said Olive, work
ing dllllgently away at tho peas, that
dropped like emerald rain into the
shining tin pan.
"Well, you can't," replied Maude,
shortly. "Mamma says sho cannot
afford two fancy dresses, and I'm the
eldest."
"Yes, I know," said Olive, meekly.
"Aud Mr. Mcdlcotn danced only
onco with you last niglit," added Maudo
unable tu repress her pxultntlon, "and
he waltzed thrco times with me, besides
tho German!"
Little Ollvo looked sliyly.up nt ber
sister. Secretly wished that Providence
bad teen fit to mako tier, also, a beau
ty. ..
"I sbpp'ose,"6aid Miss May, curious
ly, "that ho is very rich."
"Oh, very I ' nodded Maude.
And Olive's thoughts Jumped nt ohco
to tho idea of how beautiful her sister
wotlld look In the regulation orange
blossoms and white tulle.
'I wonder It I .shall ever bo mar
ried?" pondered Olive, shelling peas
faster than ever.
"Who's that coming nround the cor
ner of tho house?" cried Maude, with
asperity. "One of those everlasting
peddlers ngalu? Oh, It's only a scissors
grinders," "And very fortunate, too," aild Mrs.
Satterly, a pale, over-worked littlo wo
man, with light bulr and faded com
plexlon; "for my 6hcnrs aro so bad I
can't cut with 'em, And there's tbo
embroidery scissors, and tho pair that
belongs to tbo mending basket, and "
"How much doyou ask a pair?" de
manded Maude, sailing out upon the
garden path, with her pretty feet
thrust into slip-shod slippers, soiled
wrappor torn down ono side, aud ),r
hair yet In tho lose, tangled curls which
had hung like colled gold down her
back tho night before.
Tho man a swart-biowncd, stoop
ing foreigner sot bis wheel upon tho
grass, bowed low, with u smllo which
disclosed teeth glenmtng whltcly
through bis thick, bushy board,
and held up six fingers, in pantomimic
gesture.
"That's tb'o ibUcb," said Maude.
"IIo can't Ubdetslantl you," said
Eleanor, laughing.
Miss Satterly shook ber bead stamped
tbo little untidy foot, held up six pairs
of scissors in various stages bf dllaplda
Hon, and displayed a silver quarter of a
dollar.
The scissors-grinder smiled again,
made an obeisbnea nearly to tbo ground
and assented to the bargain with nuui
crous nods and signs.
Isn't bo funny," said Eleanor.
'Horrid volveteen-coated fellow I'
said Maude. "To think that be belongs
lo tbo sane humanity with my dlviue
Algernonl"
"He looks tired and thirsty," said
gentle-hearted Olive. "I've a great
mind to offer him a cool drink."
"You'll do no such thing," said
Maudo, imperiously. "I'll havo no
sitter ot mine running to wait on scis
sors grinders! Mamma, Is that chocol
ate ready yet?"
"Chocolate?" repeated poor Mis.
Statterly, with a conscience stricken
air. "I declare, Maude, I forgot all
about it,. But I'll run directly and set
it boiling."
Maudo Satterly crimsoned to her very
temples.
"Forgot!" repeated sho. You're al
ways forgetting! I never Bawany one
like you In my lifel No; I won't have
Itnow. If yo'u can't prepare my choc
olate when 1 wau't It, you shan't pre
pare, ' It at all, I should think you
might have thought ot It, Ollvo."
"I am very sorry Maude," began
olive, apologetically; "for all that, I
tblnk you ought not speak so crossly
8o mamma,"
"Hold your tonguel" said Maude,
stamping ber foot again. "Doyou sup
pose I'm going to bo tutored by yon? I
$1.00
If
shall speak ns I p'euse, nnd so i give
you fair wnrtilnel Dear mo," how that
scissors-grinder's buzzing makes thy
head nchel"
And she swept Into tho house llko a
fair Fury.
When Olive came In, a few minutes
afterwards, with the six pairs of scissors
nil sharpened and burnished up to a
nrilcntins state of brilliancy, her sister
was lying on the sofa with her faco
turned towards tho wall, nnd her eyes
resolutely closed.
'Oil, dear me," said Ollvo. "I'm
afraid sho'e In for ono of her regular
sulking tits, I lint last twenty four hours
t a timet"
And she took advnntago of circum
stances to pourouta goblet of Ice-writer
and offered It surreptitiously to the
swarthy Italian, when she carried out
tho sltver quarter Hint bo bad so hardly
earned.
IIo bowed low, onco more after tho
Oriental fashion, drank It eagerly, nnd
astonished Ollvo very much by rnlslng
her hand to his Hps, ns ho uttered tho
words, "Buun gloriio slgno'rlnal" and
departed.
"I supposo It's his foreign way," said
Ollvo, turning very rosy.
"It's lucky for you Hint Maude didn't
see htm," laughed Eleanor May.
"Oh, Eleanor, don't toll berl" said
Ollvo blushing deeper than ever.
"Of course I shan't," said Eleanor.
"Well, what luck ?" demanded Guy
Mariner, ns be sat smoking at his win
dow that evening, and hailed with
acclamation the approach of Algernon
Medlcotc.
"I'vo won my wager!"
"Not"
"But, by tbo shades of Mohammed,
I have!" assented Medleoto, sitting
down where the cool bietzo of twilight
could fan his brow.
"How did you manage?"
"I disguised myself as a (scissors
Crlniler, and pnt the family Ehcars in
perfect order."
"Did they suspect?- the young ladles
1 mean."
"Not In the least."
"And how does the 'Fair Ono with
the Golden Locks' appear in tho seclu
sion of ber own home?"
Medlcote made n slight grimace.
"Like n blovenly virago," said he,
"Had it been anything else than the
testimony of my own eyes, I couldn't
havo believed It. Hut Ollvo littlo
brown-cved Ollvo she Is a Jewel of the
rarest water!"
"So you have transferred your alle
giance from ono sister to tho otherl"
laughed Mariner. "But isn't it rather
hard for tho dlviua Maude to lose both
her wager and her lover nt tho samo
tlmc7"
"It's a roscblld mbiitii," said Medl
coto, gravely shaking his head; "but
the sharp words spoiled its peifcct Cu
pid's bow, the hair was llko spun gold
but crimping papers aro not becoming
to the female face. And upon tbo
whole, Mariner, I think I have reason
to be grateful forever aud ever to the
Sclssors-grliidtns fraternity."
"And beautiful Maude Satterly could
not understand why it was that Alger
non Medlcote proposed to littlo brown
skinned Olive instead of her.
'Everybody thought be was, devoted
to me," said she, disconsolately.
"Perhaps l,o has changed his mind,"
said Eleanor.
Of courso Mr. Medlcote confessed
the episode of the scissonj-grlndlng to
bis blushing and happy littlo wlfo after
thelt marriage, well-regulated husbands
never to keep anything secret from
their wives but Maude nover suspect
ed It For what said tho old adage?
"Whero ignorance Is bllss,'tis folly to
be wise."
t'isi'wix; f'u.u.
Among the quiet littlo manufactures
of this country i that of chewiug gum
Only 0110 factory exists in New York
city, and the few others are Iu New Eng
land, New York State, Ohio, Illinois,
nnd Tenncsoo. Tho gum is sold by
druggists, grocers and confectioners In
cities, and any country grocery that
hasn't it Is tonsidered lucomplcto. Gum
from spruce trees was exclusively used
until recontly, when it found a rival in
gum netlc,.a white find attractive article
mado from parafino, which le sweetened,
The consumption1 of this chewing gum
In the Uultcd States Is about thirty tons
yearly; that of spruco gum somowhat
leas, and that of a gum mado In Ten
nessee from balsam tulo, and sold in
the Southern States, about twenty tons.
Lately a material has been used styled
"rubber gtiia." It is from the sap or
the sapotse tree of South and Central
America. The sap, like that ot the
India rubber tree, has a milky look.
The gum was first imported iuto tbo
United States with a vlow ot melting it
with India rubber, in order to produce
a cheaper article thau tbo latter. It
was found to bo impllable, and therefore
useless for that purpose. It bad leng
been chowed by South and Central
Amcrlcau Indians, and found Useful
In allying thirst. Experiments were
lliereforb made hero puiifylng it for
chewing, aui wtlh final success. It is
tasteless, and lias the merit of lasting
longer than other gums, which more
quickly dissolve and crumble in the
mouth. So great is its ductility that a
piece half an loch which after, being
heated In the mouth, can be s'trctcliod
Into a thread a hundred feet long. Its
consumption is about fifty tons a year.
Chewing gum does not, like tobacco,
require that the saliva shall bo expecto
uted 5 It does not llko smoking, excite
the nerves, nor like a superabundance
of food or drink hurtfuily overload tbe
stomach,
a Ycnr if V aid in Advance.
not paid in advance; $1,525.
M;i'Ait.vt'i: news.
It was probably In view of such a barlnr
ous contingency Hint latter civilization hns
prescribed scparnlo bedi for married people.
Tllo doctors prescribed tills ujioti sanitary
grounds. Tlicy tmcrt that tho coarser, tem
perament absorbs tho vitality of tho finer;
or rattier, to put It in n tnoro acceptable
phraso, Iho stronger nbsorbs that of the
weaker, nnd therefore il is snfcrnnd heller to
occupy seiarnto couches, nud indeed sepnrate
chambers.
An cmliict physician of our city, having
a wido practicd I)r. I), who Is a strong
advocate of this sanitary measure tells Hint
it Is more readily accepted by tho husband
limn tho wife. Tho latter has her suspic
ions that this unitary pica is founded on
something less nnd tnoro acceptable and
moral than health. Ho tells several good
stories In this connection. Aih'on'g others
lie rolntcs tho story of a Baldlicadcd Young
Men's Christian Associalionist, ivhoso jeal
ous little ivifu was in failing health, and he,
tho family physician, recommended separ
ate couohes, It was eomcwhat difficult to
convince' tho fcnialo half of B. H. V. M.'s C.
A., that It wcro better for her, and It required
much medical works to convitico the good
lady that tho proposed chango was for her
benefit.
Shengrccd to tho chango at Inst, mid some
time after Ilio doctor wnsecnl for. Ho found
the lady I1ysteric.1l and in tears. Sho called
this good man, tho family physician, a vile
wretch. Slio asserted that under n plea of
benefiting her health, ho had been playing;
nto tlio hands of n profligato nnd wicked
husband. Tho doctor protested and denied,
but all In vain,
" Comcj here, you vllo man," sho cried.
The nlarmcd doctor accompanied her to
the husband's bed room, where sho hastened
to turn down tho clothes of the malo martial
couch and exhibit to tho nlnazcd eyes of the
medical gentleman, tho shovel, tongs and
poker of tho fire-place.
" I put them Hicro a week ngo," slio
screamed, "nnd tlicy havo novcr been dis
turbed, ioir," slid cried, seizing tlio tall
doctor by tho throat and in trying In shake
him only shook herself " whero does ho
sleep sny you know V
Tliero was no uso of arguing such a case
as that in tho defence. Tho doctor, since
then, when recommending this rnnitary
measure, first looks ibout lo scd whether n
fair fcmalo domestic makes-0110 of tlio
family. Washington Capital.
xjiuk "iviciTi'its or tiii: 111111.1
Moses wroto Genesis, Kxodus, Leviticus,
Numbers, and Donlcronomy.
Joshua, l'liiueli.13 or Elenzor wroto the
book of Joshua, but it is not certain whirl, of
tlicin.
Samuel is the penman of tho books ot
Judges nnd Iluth. Ifo also wroto tho first
acts of David, probably Nathan and Gad
wroto his last nets; and tho whole was form
ed into two books, which tycro named after
Samuel; as tlio most cminoilt'crsoil, called
tho first nnd seeoiid books of Bamiicl.
Jercminli most probably compiled tlio two
books of the Kingi.
Kzra compiled the two books of the Chron
icles, lie is also author of tho book bearing
his naiiici
Nchcininli wroto Nchcmiah.
Tlio author of- tho book of Esther is un
known. Elihu was most probably tho penman of
Hie book of Job. Moes may havo written
the first two chapters and Hie last. Some
think Job wroto it himself.
David wroto most of tlio book of Psalmr;
Asaph penned a few of them.
Solomon wrote Proverbs, Ecclcsiastcs, and
tho Songs of Solomon.
Isaiah is tho author of tho prophecy of
Isaiah.
Ezekiel, Daniel, Ilosca, Joel, Amos, Oba-diali,probabIyJonali,Miculi,Nahuiii,IIabak-kuk,
Zephaniah, Haggai, Zacariah, wrote
tho book of prophecies bearing their icspcc
tivo names.
Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John wroto
tho Gospels named nftcr them.
Luke wroto tlio Acts of tho Apostles.
Paul is Hie author of tho Epistles to tho
Romans, Corintliinnns, Gntatins, Ephesians,
Philippians, Colossians,Tliessalonians,Timo
thy, Titus, Philemon, and Hebrews.
Jumcs,tho eon pf Alpheus.who was cousin.
gcrm'ail to Christ; was olio of tho ft postlcs
who wroto the Epistlo of James.
Peter wroto thfrKpistlo bearing his nauio.
Tho Apostle John, wrote tho thrco Epistles
of John.
Judo, Iho Apostle; tile brother of Jainos,
called also IicbbcUs, whoso eur-nanlo Vos
Thadilcds, a near relative to our Lord, wrote
tho Epistlo of Judo.
St. John, tho Divine, wroto Revelation
um.i:ii ii v a Mnn:it.
Spiders crawling nioro abundautly and
couspiciously thau usual upon thb Indoor
walls of our houocs foretell tho near approach
of rain; bill tlio following auccdoto indi
cates that somo of their habits clearly fore
tell frost being at hand. Quartermaster
Disjonval, seeking to beguile tho tedium of
his prison hours at Utretch, had studied at
tcntively Hie habits of tbo spider j mid eight
years of imprisonment had given him leis
ure to bo well versed in its ways. Iu De
cember of 1791, tho French army, on whoso
success his restoration to liberty depended,
was in Holland, and victory seemed certain,
If tho frost, then of unprecedented soverityj
continued. Tho Dutch envoy had failed to
negotiate a peace, and Holland was despair
ing, when tho frost suddenly broke. Tho
Dutch wcro now esultltig, and tho Frcuch
generals prepared to retreat, but tho spider
forwarned Disjonvdl that tho lliaiv would
bo of short diiratloil, and ho knew that this
weather irio'riltor never deceived. Ho con
trived to communicate with tho army of his
countrymen aud its generals, who duly oc
tlmatod his diameter, relied upon his as
surance that within a few days tbe waters
would again bo passable by troops. They
delayed their retreat; within twelve days
tho frost had returned tho French army
triumphed, Disjonval Was liberated, and a
spider bad brougbtdoivn ruin on tho Dutch
riatlon.
When tbo flashy tide of tho green buf
falo hido Is exposed to the tun Iho skin be
come as bard as irori. Foiir yuan ago a
jsirtof Toxas onw-boys eaUglit a horss thief
on tile border of the Indian Territory. As
thero was no treo bandy on which to hang
him, they tewed him up in a green billliilo
hide, and left it on tlio plaint, under the
burning tun. A year afterward the hide
was found. Tho tktleton rattll within it
at do drltd pi in a pod. It was out mwu
with an axe, and the rwiMiat of the tiufort
unaU herte tlilsf were Identified bv the
l riot lies.
The Carbori Ady08atfy
Atnl Intlthclideint Family Ktwrfr,'
l'ubll'liod tfrry f ATttRIUY, i
Jielilghlntt t'lirbotl 0o.)r., by
tlAibiV t'J iHOhTitiMH-ji;
ornrtJ-HAKWAj". n, htfl distant tt
the Lehigh Vallfy it. IU Dfpet.
Terms: $1,0(1 porAhuSin In AdTance;
r r w M' in- rfc
KTKYjrncntrTlo!i of run AihfiM
Job JPriiitiiigf
AT VEllV LOW PRICKS.
THIS AND
Tho tilglnal typo rtghtct thS
proof-render.
CI.mIj Ittnna Sm Itin MmiiC i lima.
said to the waicr.
Best tiling to db,pheri.ybn g'oihopJ
ping with Indies Take notes.
It Is hnver too late to mefid. Brt
the devil has bis darning-needle).
When ramblers fall to aar. that
pour Ilnjic on thu troubled waters.
- 'abasia says peace U her arrat
jeet." Yes h-pltce of lltltlsh Jndlt,.,
A punster challenges, a. alck man.'
vote nt a city election, on thb gtontd
that he was an ill-legal yotrfi
-Tho Wnslilbgton MbrJuftifH. bit
one part of it finisher)., That Ii th
limit that was used up long ago.
"Welabt fot tbe wanon.! abfeffrd
tho farmer as he helped his thfef-hun
drcd-putlnd wife tb k et'ht In the ttM
ele. Susan's Town, named tn honor of
Miss Susan II. Antlini.v. has lust bri
made the couuty seat of Uarpet's butt)
ty, Kansas. -( i . n
A new mechanical toy It a doll,'
which, dressed In a brithlng suit, plunges
Into n tub of water, and, motion hand
aud feet, goes swimming around.
Wlmr I fit, Amner IhlnVs mUM
come of admitting an English KnroyTsii
lie puts It In his broken triglUhy "H tft
'eru to-day, might bo go tie to-morrow.'
Somo mean scamp out In Ditrolt
Mich., has counterfeltted.the cent, bat
has tried to avert pena'ty by obscurs
ly stamping "not" in small letters fr
"ono cent."
Accident Ihsnranco comnlps
havo put kings and emperors down
In Ilia rniirtti M... nl flab. .Inn. !,,
ongihersj.
oooK-ngenis,
A couitley Dcgro recently stnt ft
reply lo an Invitation, In which ho "re
gretted that circumstances repugnant
requlescence would prevent bis accept
nnce of the invito."
"Is your msster uDT'.' HSficH. M .lill J
visitor q I. a' bubiemnti's valet "Yes.
ir, answereu me vaiei wim ireai
Innocence: tbe butler and 1 carrltd
him up about 3 o'clock."
Overheard oun Ierryboat-"Erer
thlnp; has gone wrong with A. T Slew-
arts affairs since bis death. If the bid
man had been alive the St. Mark's1
churchyard outrage never 4totild Uat)
occuried."
A schoolboy upon belnc asked b'if
his teacher how she should flog til tit rr-
plied: "If you plcaso, sir, I should Ilka'
to have It on the style of penmanship
tho heavy strokes upward and lbs
downward ohw light."
A must 'Inn George Sharp, Had hti
name on the door thus: "O. SHsfb."
A wag of a painter, who knew JritnVi
thing of music, early one tfihUURk!!
maiiu tlio following undeniable Ktitl
significant addition: "Is a Hat.
A Kalamazoo (Mich.) paper ah!
I'.ounces the death bf .William UreeH
under tho heailitig!.. "Tile' I'ale lidraE
With Its Rider Visits Kalamazoo 1 1
Aud Lays Its Icy Hand on Ona of Her
Best Men 1 1 1" The "Icy hand" of the
" palo horse" is good.
-(Master Charlie and his family Ufa
spending a f ew days at tb) house or that
promising artist, Mrs. Vandyke Brtvrn.)
Mis. V. B.: Well, Charlie boy, why
are you looking so hard at that picture?
(.'name : wny; mamma says Hint i
time she looks at tills picture it iiikli
her sick, aud I thought I'd see If It
would me.
A London gentleman saw In a pa
per Ihe advertisement of a very desira
ble servant, who wanted a place, and
on calling at tho address, fount! no
"Emily', but ait. Intelligence office,
where nothing would bb dons fbr hi a)
till he had paid a fee. He promptly
summoned tbo keeper, and the Judga
gave him 5s. compensation for Ions of
time, tbo woman having also lo pay
tho costs, and eulogized Him for hat
ing done a public serribe.
A tramp, giving the fiarHe Hf .Wil
liam Thompson, hn neon arrested It rid
Is iib'w in Jail at Norristown, euarittl
with the attempted abduction bf A nibs
Welkel, a boy, eleven years bid,, who
says that Thompson forced hi in lb leave
his home by threats bf violence. ..Wet.
kel was found in company wltli Thorn r
sen several miles from his home lit
Trappe, Montgotriety county, by jlelgV
bors who Instituted a search for Hiss
when ho nas reported missing.
-At! adKjlrerbl.ibeBrspll.ttolribl'i.of
L i-l-l. Hi .
llllib luiauispo iu niiiwii,
wliltli It H,,tHt4
how Bob keeps a poeketbook In a
drawer where bis children can go .and
get what money they want at anytime,
and he read it at the supper table to his
wlfo and children, and told llttw much
he admired tho, rllart tot it Tne neit
morning when he wokoup he discover id
ins youngest boy "going through" fits
pantaloons pockets. "What are yon
dolug there, young man?" be exclaimed,
in a voice of thunder. Why. pa," re
plied the youngster, "I couldn't find
your pockeib xk In any of the drawers;
and I thought yoli roust have forgot
tn lay It out." Theory Is b'rS tblng
and practice another.
A clever little pssidgo at the ex
pense df a tbbtiiber br the Belgian
Legation is current In Wasblngtoh;
A young attache .recently reached
there fresh froih London; Hti last sta
tion, and waS gteatly vexei over What
he was pleased to call Ills, eille. "At
all events." be, was Ih tbe habit of
raying, and thb. remark came to b
widely quoted, "I shall speak nolng
lish in Washington. I learned it la
London, and 1 don't Intend to spoil
my accent." Time passed. Tbo at
tache was at a reception. Some friend
of bis asked a bright young American
woman to permit him to present tha
nttache to ber. "Oh, dear don't1''
wns tbe reply, and it has traveled 6ftf
Washington, "I couldn't tfiluk of
such a thing. I learned tty Freneij
In Parlf, and It would tiiln my accent
(o talk with a UelglatJ."
"Now ybti iiameflcan genU'talj
tho Master of Ceremb'nles at Halifax to'
a parly ct American visitors, "afore yotj
are hiutroduced to' 'Is Hexcelleney an
'er Royal 'Igbness. there's ti few rblei
to be l.observed. Don't expectorate bod
the carpet has you're In tbe 'abit qf
doing at 'onje, yob know, and don't
keep you're 'ats on, as ybli bilwajya del
In Ilamerlea. And no revolvers bf
bowie-knives Is hallowed to be dfavtii
In the presence ot 'Is He jeelleney an'
er Royal 'Igbness, wloh Is what yon'rej
u-dolng ot In Congress corJtlbUally. Af
you'll walk In forwards, an' you won't
think ot shaking 'ands with 'er Iloyt
.Ighness, Obreven with 'It IleSeellenejj
nor bpf courso you won't h'sdilbass 'Ita
as 'oldlboss' nor 'old sardine, as hit
you was a talklu' toybur rrefdent,yoa
know. You'llslmply bow and bssiutfiS
& hattltude of reverence, so fsr al
; you know 'ow, and then retlrt back-
WaM. pin oi inr ri'ym pirpruco.