A STAGE COACH INCIDENT. It was a rltfo ot thirteen miles by ctngo, and as wo nil got seated tbo driver counted lip nnd said there wero four of us and one. old woman. "KoSass, If you pleAse," replied the old latly aa sho pushed her umbrella under tbo seat. " IVo got a right to travel if I pay for it, and nouo of my rclashuus never bad to drivo a ttago, oithcr I" I' rcrhnps they didn't know enough 1" bo growled as ho shut tbo door. " Perhaps throo' of my brothers wero not constables, you sassy, red-beaded man 1" tbo cxclaiineJ, as she pushed o big satchel over my knees. "And perhaps my first husband didn't hold tho situation of postmaster, and my second didn't go to tho Legislature 1 Oh, wo aro an Ignorant family, wo arc 1" The driver didn't havo timo to say further, but as ho climbed up and started off it was plain to thd rest of us that ho meant to bavo his revenge. It wasn't five minutes before tho wheels true!: a stone, raised the left band side of tho coach a foot high. "Great catuipl but is anyono killed 1" creamed tbo old lady, as bIio went down. All of us wero living. Looking around to make suro of this fact, eho continued : " I wonder if wo struck a spur of tho Rocky Mountains? I think I 6ball see tho boss of this road when wo get to K , nnd ,havo that driver discharged to once. Such 'jostling around as that will burst that satchel and liko enough mash tbcin boiled eggs all over my decp-mourning bonnet." Thero was deep silence for tho next fifteen minutes. Somo wero recovering from tbo jolt, somo looking at tho corn-fields, and tho old lady was about to removo her spectacles when ono of tbo bind wheels fell into a deep rut. " Sly 60ul 1 but was that an earthquake?" creamed tho old lady. " I felt every tooth in my bead givo way then 1 Is any ono mortally injured to death ?" No ono answered. Selecting a red-faced man from Cleveland, tho woman pointed to him, and said : " When I nsk you a question why don't you answer ? Do you think you own all this world and Canada besides ?" " I am all right," ho gruffly repliod. " Well, I'm not anyways glad to hear it. You'don't look to mo liko a good member of society. I'vo been looking at you pretty closely, and I'd bo almost willing to swear that you was an escaped pirato 1" Ho didn't reply. Ho didn't smilo, nor let on that he heard her at all, and each ono of tho test realized that bis own turn would oou como. Wo wero as solemn as quakcrs when tho wheels struck another stone. "Garters and galluses 1" shrieked tho female, as sho was thrown against tkceidoof tho coach. "I'vo broko tbrco ribs and swal lowed my spectacles, and I call for tho perlico 1" No ono moved, but each ono pretended not to havo seen or heard her. Sho found her spectacles in her lap, discovered, after feeling around, that her ribs wore all right, and reaching over sho cuffed a iuau from Montreal on tho head, and cried out t " Didn't you bear my wails of agony?" "Bog pardon, madam," bo replied, as bo faced her. " I don't caro whether you beg my pardon or not; you aro a uico man to sit hero liko an old wood-shed while I am being crippled for lifo I Didn't I say that threo of my ribs were broken 1" " I I don't know," ho stammered. " If you don't understand tbo English languago you'd better have a Pawnco Injun travel around with you 1" sho observed. " Thank you," bo replied. " I don't want any of your thanks, Eir I Tho moro I sit and look at you tho mora I suspect that you havo been in State's prison for murder 1" Ho turned very red in tho faco and bit at his mustache, but tbo Ohio man winked to him not to pursue tho argument farther. Half an hour later tho stago rolled into a mall village, and as tho vehicle baited in front of tho hotel tho horses wero pulled up so suddenly that all of us wero thrown for ward. " Help I Murder I Perlico 1" screamed the old lady, as sho bumped against a consunijt-tivc-looking young man who clerked in a Pittsburg store. 2fo ono minded her voico until sho gavo tho clerk a kick on tho shins and spuukily cxclauned : "Boy I didn't you hear my shrieks of mortal anguish? Will you .sit thero liko a shinglo on tho vast urairio and not caro whether I livo or dio ?" " Bo careful who you kick, madam 1" bo retorted. " Don't talk back to me, you pale-faced infant! I'm old enough to bo your great grandfather, nnd if you givo mo any sus I'll make your knees knock your teeth out!" " And I don't want you to sass me, either!" he exclaimed. His life was saved only by tho fact that tho landlord and others camo out jut then end wanted to know what tho row was about. Tho driver was ready to rtnrt In another minute, and when tho wheels turned each man had his head out of tho window, nnd was trembling in fear. I was tho only ono left unscathed by her vigorous tongue, and when threo or tour miles had been left be hind, and sho seemed to havo couo to sleep. I felt relieved. ' " Great hens 1 but who baa been smoking uu v.; iu una Muge t sno suuuen ly howled, giving each ono of us a start. No answer. " Didn't you hear mo talking?" eho ox claimed, raising her voioo a noto higher. If wo did wo didn't answer. " I demand to know who has dared to smoke cheap tobacco in nn old clay pipe in tho prosenoo of a lady 1" sho continued, filing iwii mail UI1 U1VILI1 JOOIE. Wo didn't saw 6ho looked from man to man, shut her teeth together, nnd I saw that sho meant me. " You miserable soalaway of tho howlinz I rtopjuxl her there witha gesture, opened tho door and iumned out. nn.I tl,. i .i r ofber or beard her voioo she was roaohiuz for tho clerk, nnd sayings my, 1 11 learnyouioiittueroand grin?" Tnt BEST ud Most Potclau Pclmojio 13 ZWskzW&r SB CD T o It Invariably Cures Coughs, Colds, Hoarse ness, Soro Throat, Asthma, Croup and other Affections of tho Breathing Organs. It aoothlns lnflaenco nponthe Irritated Ittl. ingot tbo nlr passmen, la due totlio fact tbnt It Ingrcdicmn nro tlio most efficacious pnlmon Intimplca known 10 weiticnl imtaiiv.tlio lio.isof U10 article Ijonir tho HONEY of tlio HOItl.-. HOUND l'LAMT, cncinloiliv united with tho mrcicinal prlnclpto of tho Ailins UAL-j-AltliA or U11I111 if Giload. Tnoio ure besides, five oiler botanic- elements which filvo ndrtt tionol cnlCQCy to tho Oral nam d two. Ihosowho lnvn used It MV tint. HALE'S 1I0NKY OP HOItCIOUNH AfcDTAltis not only wonderfully romedtc 11 m nil catoswucro tho organs of ruspltiiiionnro cflocceil. butalso timt lis action Is unusuallvritpii). A few do in frequently servo to rftllevo a vcrv obitlnoto couch. It contains nothing tint can tihotder tho Homncl), a fact that can be alleged Willi truth of Dut few cough remcille 1 It has nn ex. treiDelvamecab'olluYor. and is soldataflffUio w ulch enables tloao of tho most hunted uicaas to nvall themselvei ot its vlrtncn. Itianmplvmndnef-s to tilflo with a Conph. Iriltntlou (if tho Throat. Cbcsr, nnd Luiivs iravc.s rapidly, nnd what Is n IriniTifC and ca'lly couqiieiaulo dlOlcnltv m tl oo orKani tn-day. may m 1 few wcius ocvelopo Into jironchlt Is t,r Consumption, two diseases winch ennv nmru vlctlmn to e.nly irraves, than any other In tho Ion? 1ml of bodily ilirorders. A Cough may bo fitly loiincd inn Preliminary Stneo of Consumption, a mil;nly orwbieh IIAl.E'HIlONIiY 01' HOUlllIOUMf AMD TAIL Is tho surost known piovcntlve. Those, thereof, who would nirest the nrntrro.a of U.o deatrorer should delay not a moment totako this cfhtais Mieciflc. Cltlt.lUlUMl ocnvo (Treat benollt from its 600TU1NO properties, when sufferlin; with tho SaroivMiH of Croup and Whooping CourIi. Hie lit mined disease Is especially destruoilve anion tr young clitlilron and this lellftblo reinottv should bo kept nn hand In all hou wrold. uuv THE I, AUDI: 1MCKA0F8 AND KCONOJ 1ZI. l'lticus, 1.0 cents' and til. per Bottle. Sola by all SruggUts. C. N.CRITTENTON, Prop'r, No. 7 Sixth Avenus, Now York. Havo You a "It AGING TOOTH" Reader? IP YOU HAVK. BUY Pike's Toothache Drops nn-l Cnro iho nponv in ONn MisuTn. Tlih yon pan do for Twenty-Klve Cents. lhoTtlcle will do Me business up brown, depend uimn it t inorevrr It cnntalna no Ingredient which can LTJDUEiyourToetii. P1UCI3 23 CENTS. Sold by oil Drugffists. C. N. Crittonton, Prop'r, No. 7 eiXTIIJAvonuo, YOItK. 8DLPMIE Mi?, TIic Leading External Specific, for DISEASES or TUB SKIN and Bcautifier of the Complexion. It renders the Cuticlo Healthfully Clear and Bmooth, ami is the Host lVwublo Substi tute for l;xpcnsivo ijuipnur iiaius. Tt la nn Tr.rftTiinrtrnMn llrniedr for PmlfS. Uli er. Cuts, nuu evcrv Initnhlo or unhealthy condition of tlio htetn. nnd is a most mYicunbio remedial npent nnd source ot Bpecdy relief in cnsta ot uoui sun itiieuniuiixui. IMonninst dotMiible DISlNFKCrANT OK CI.OTIIINCI Oil HUD l.I.NKN', worn nnd naul lmr-miH niiit?iiiiir iroui uuiuixii 111 ur cuuiau lull- .itftpfi.fi.. mid la n l imitnl Hemedr nn1 i'ro venwilfooi iiiem, wuim ust'ii n u iijrciuiu. Prrmnna nnntlovlni? U liavO liOUeed Kl t.tki) huU phur Hall's, ortorosorcto sulphur Bpilans 1 r baintutf purposea. A&uu iiitjunitof t io TOIIXT. It it fnrmoro denrablo than nny Cosmo tie. mnco It dm a not. iik itrtio im oi in-ii naiurtf.roitrei ueiupiexiun nl lilt mulio. but lemove thtm. TAN. rUKt'KLKS.l'lMPLlia. IlLOTCUr.S nnd tho like. BuefUllv vield to Its clanlrinx m Uucnce , nmlitiattio vrv test tStiu toivhive wuii.becauito u leaves iuo ieiu ani'iuiu nnu in from tho li illation produci d ou a nensitivn euti cto, tlio application of tlio lazor. It alsj completely erniltcate JANDKU I'K llouowivei tli thro It to io excellent for washniK WOOLKN. HM1N. LACK, nnd otber f..lrirn nnd l.ulio iiiu-vlnc in :ho bra' cncleaof iuetioio)itan nni rutai ttocicty epoiU 1 it m tin hi cho t trriui TetimunlJla four in from all qnarleia of tho rmon iiuiin itM Tioii ictor. maiiv ot Mltith imo been nub'isbed In tlio form vt tho a neat Dtmnii ietprocuiahlot't bruHta oiid F.U'fy OuhJd Dealers, tbo oupli-nH l)tlng open to ptib'le ii -KlHTtlun nt lilH MEDICINAL W AliUKiUiCK, Nu.7 SlilH AVENUE, MuV OUK. '1 10 aitlClO li inoreovtr ludorued Vy ttio iledical fraiorii.ty, IJke inoBi other IVmousltDiuo i03 uluN'.S BUM'llUH bOAl hn tm-n imitated toaiM without tho mnllot fmcium ot rtauvtbl till, caey hao nceu uuduie limtod npnu thoun-ua. pci-tmi: and unobservant, um ireiituui- Sulphur Soia, pabtjfhtdujr moportio Meuilcal w til or equ.il to tho dreut Hi ecillp which tho r vtstdDM seefC to ilvjt by underliand coiunetiiioii. 'IIih puhllo l,ould theiefoio bo cutttul to tuquiro tor ULI'. JN'H Bu plmr Bin it by ltd lull name, uudseo thai tlu'y uec tlw lOal aitk-h'. All rct-pcrt. bloiJiui'j-ist-. Fnuui C!fwnl rieal oi H and ihoti rs keep U MJNN'd bULlUUll bOAl. nnd will ou Uematd font, aupply tlio otM'iivE tui.no to their euiouicr-. I'll l Ul., U5 cents per c ako l llor, (3 ciUcs) scut by mull, prepaid, lor 70 cents. C N. Critteiiton, Prop'r. No. SnVCN UlfcTIl avunuk. u. y. BLADKS and BltOWSS As Xaii-bal is Satitre's StLr, Aro coininunii'atcd to Gray mul Flamo Col oroil loL-kti alhiont inttuntunivuttt by Hill's Ilnir & Wliiskor Dye, a rrpparntlon atiiolutrly Jreo Irom lmrttul In fiiili'Ut,. nuil inUnltrlr ,u nor. brrcatou of thoetr'cta vroOuctHl, to anv nitlc'oof liv elaM. rnmituio (llitlNnra ami Iialdkim nio itu. veutwl, and tlio alive rr liatn ut nuu nmmio iuo true yuuttilul tint fioiu tlii, luatolilaa Uyo. bOLD BV ALL Dr.UGQIbiS. C N. Critteiiton, Prop'r, ir in t erxTn Ave, s. t. K E3 E V W. A, U M At4 to so fsr Llttlo Money, go to DANIEL GRAVER'S CHEAP OASn Dry Goods & Grocery Store, Yuriu vuu will unu onn 01 inn larpcBr, enrap rat, unit iicsi, ruiULLUU rinuiui UOtms IO 1(0 1 01111(1 In tlio Unroupii of Lclilslitou. I am now pre TiflTnl trt nf r Kin fn.lnwiTttF KTlrnimtmarir Iiulncciucnts to Casli lluycrs : Prints, nt from fi cent3per ymd npwords DlCits (J 001 a. nt fiom 8 ennlR iter rfiiM umvnrd tlinjrunms at IrciKfl cents per vaMluiwmdi Mnslini at from 5 centa por yard utward bneetniff, at from 2 cont s per ynid unn ari!s FluiLcl-, Wlnto rind Colored, at Horn 10 cent pcryaidujiwarus Canton Flannels, at from 7 cts. per vd. upwards nuavv sujcu ouiriicg, at iroui 7 couis por jtu unwaid Uov's HmtliiLrn. at from tlk eta. tier vd. nownrd and till oiherUood nt equally low prices. I would call tho noccial attention ol Ladios to my imuicUsU etucli vt Black Alpacas & Cashmeres, which I am celling at from ISo a yd. np. Blankets a Specialty at 1.50 per pair uy to ?5 03 lor the Best; ATO, constantly on hand a fnll Had of Ctclco Groceries, Provisions, Quccnswave, &c, At veiy L0WK3T PHICnS for CASH OMtY. Than I, fill for nnt fuvori. ho moat ieaDectf ullr ask a aeon llnmim oof tho unnio. UAIEL GH1VEU, Agt. Next to Flrft National Bant, DANK STlllT, LRUiailTON, TA. Oct. 2",1ST7 HULL & SOOTNEY, (JENEKAIj MERCHANTS, No. 3-16 North Water Street, rniTiADELriiiA, and Wbolcsalo Scalers In Ilultcr. Cbeeso, Lard. Tallow. EPS', l'oultry. Game, stoolc, 1'otntocs, n I ITTCD Apples. Grain, I'lour. Tur, Wool, DDI I L PS Cotton, Itlco. Tobacco, I'camm. llroor.i Com, Dried l'rnlt, liar, Hops. Foreign and Domestlo Fruits. and In fact irocan iell any and everything at tho hlcbcst market prlco; mako prompt returns, and LIBKItAL CASH ADVANCES rnado purrQC n all thlp. wonts, except per- IjnLLOU lsliablo art! clcs. Io f liow tbat we do an extensive business, any Oamo Pcalorln riiliadolcbla will tell yon wo liandled moro Game list soascn tbau all tbo other Houses lu I'hllailelnbln nf It TDV put toscther. tend lor I'rico I UU L I II I List, Stencil, tc, &c. Itr.FEUr.NCi: CASH, or ws rctc r you to Ant ltEsroxsniLn HcueE In Oun Cur. EGGS. GAME. (Oct.o,UT7.yi) N. Y. Weekly Herald. One Dollar a Year. Tho circulation of thfspoimlarncwspaporhns moro than treblid (tennt; thopiRtyear. Itcmi. tnuia ail tlio leading news continued m tho Uaii.t llEitvi.D. aud 14 arranged In handy dc vailmcutd. iho FORKION NEWS crahrncos fpeclal d'spatchcflfrom all quarters of thoj'luue, together wit a unhi losed.faintut im I rrapliic plcturoi ot the great War in Km ope. Under tho head rf AMIIIUCAN NEW 8 aro clven tbo Teleffraoh'c Dispatches of the u eeK from all pans ot tho Union, 'J his featuro a ono ui?keti Tim wnnKLY iikuald tliemoFt yalca'jlonowspaper In tho orld, as It isthoctioiportt. livery week Is given a faithful report ot POLITICAL NEWS, fmhrocini: complcto nnd comprehfmlvo des patches f i om WAbiiiNQTOX, lncintliiiff full re porUof tho hporchoiot eminent poMiiciana on tlio quo3tlon oi tho hour. Till: FA UM DEPAItTMENT of tho Weekly liEUALD (rives the latest as well n-i tho moc pmetleal Micctuhini nuo dia couTiei rclntliifr to tlio duth'it of thu farmer, hlnta for raMn; Cattli:. I'ol'ltuv. Quains, 'I'HEIW, VrGETAHLEh. AC AC. With hUglTCetlOIl' for kcepi'ii; bmiiliiu'H and farndni; tii(nila in ifpilr. 'UuaNsuplo.'iionted by a well edited dcpartincut, widely cop 01, under the hurt of THIS HOMK, Klvlnc recipes for prnetical dhhes, hint for inaliinc ciotlunc nnd for keeping up wuhth? latest f 'hhioiia at tao lowestpnco. Koitets fiom our rrin nnd Inuluu corit-Hpondents on tho vi-rv latest lalitnin, Tho HoMn Department of tho Wecklt IltitALl) will awe tho liuust' wlfomoiolhiuouehuudrcd time thoptlco of tLO pUpl'l, OSV DOI.LAll A YUARt There U a paco d-' voted to all tho latest phatcrt of ifiobu&iDCff iiurKctsCfopilcithau. dizo Ac Ceo. A vuluublo tcututo U round in tho uptciallv re por tea prices und conditions ut 1U10DU013 M.UtKUT. Wlilln all tho news from tu last flro to tlio Diitcott-ry of t-tankv aro to bo foutid in the LUvLl UUALU, uuo Hiiomiuu in given vo Ut OUTING NKWS at homo and abto d, topethcr witha Rtort 'Virv weeJc, a HEUMOS by somo eniiuent divine, LUEUAUY. Mt'blCAL DHAMAtlC. l'LUSUNAL ii'ld Hi: a :NurE3. Iheio ia no paper m tho wot id uhicticouitlna i-o much nets mutter every wceic um the UTKKLY J1EUAI.D, wlncu Is tent. Hwtpald iieo. for ono Dollar. You may eub feCiiUo iitany timo. THE NDW YOItK HhUALD Inawecklyforni, ONfi DOLLAR A Y'EAIt. Tapers publishing tills prospectus wltliout beiiiit authorized will uutucceetutily recti vouu exchane. Ad.tresi. Now York Herald, nro'dway & Ann St., New Yorfc. Dec. CS, 1877, wil. CHRONIC B 1 IHiennr C'lirt'd. rsoiv patas uiarited bv tbat Dl .Innfc of all hookh " I'IiiIti Homo Talk and Medical Couimou Sentie," lu'url i.ioj imsoi. oJiiiustratious, bylir 11. 11. i''oor, of Vij Lexington Ave., N. V, I'uu-bai-craor this biou uru at i:bcrt to cONtULi it, autaorlu perton ir by mail phek. Puce, by mall, 3.25 lor the srAMuiin tuitlou, or aotor tbo I'olX'LAU (hUIIou, wlmh ci'Ula u all ibo sauiemaiternnd illiistratinaf. Couteuts tables Ino. AOI1.V1H WANTIlll. llUHUAV HILL I'UIU.ISIIINO CO.. Sept. sa-mu IW U. Sh St.. N. y. 1IUSINK6S WIS AKD OTHKT1S IN WAN V OF JOll l'ltINTIN( Of ANY DUsCllll'TlON. WIU. UNI) T11K OAIIIION A11VOCA 1 K OFFICH THfc, lllisr aud CI1KAH. KMT 1'I.ACU IN HIK COUNIY. OIVK US A TIUAI, XbV 11K CONVINUKD. imm 1J00K Or KNOWL- ..iju, ur Mxieia ox nice Snuwmtr iow tn get married. Itve han mnilv-uhtalu healili. wi.liii aud ilitiucttou, aud so pear to ndrautaue 13 w. cicty 2WJ paires 30,0 u void. Mailed lor U ru. In uostajre ttnajpsur ciurency. Adorowi, Tbo Union I'nhliehiDKCo., Kewtrt. S.J, Oii-aJ QAUBON ADVOCATE CHEAP JOB PRINTING OFFICE, LEinOHTOrAi Every flctcilp lion ot rnnltne, from a Visiting Card to a Poster. CAIIDS, BILL nEADS, LETTEIt HEADS, HOTS HEADS, STATEMENTS, PltOUnAMMES, rosTEttSi HAND BILLS. DODacr.9, CinCULAHS. SHIPP1N0 TAOS, ENVELOPES, PAMPHLETS, BT-LAWS, AC, AO,. Done to 1st beat manner, at T,ry Loweit Prtcet We are prepared to do work nt it, cheap rates a unr once in tbo Ktalo tblt deala Honestly wltun, cutouic. oun MOTTO 18 Cheap, Prompt & Reliable. CETOrJtrs j mall reeolro prompt nutrition. obtained for'Invcntora in tho United Sinter, Canada nnd Kurojic, at reduced rates. "With our principal office located in Washington, directly opposilo the United States Patent Office, wo nro ablo to attend to nil patent business with greater promptness and des patch nnd at less cost than other patent at torneys who nro nt n distance from Wash ington, and who have, therefore, to employ associate attorneys." We make preliminary examinations and furnWi opinions na to patentablily, free of charge, and all who nro intorcfrtcd in i.ew invention nnd patents nro invited to send for a copy of our "Guide for obtaining Patent?' which is sent free to nny address, and contains complete instructions how to obtain patents and other valuable matter. Wo refer to the German-American National Hank, Washington, B.C.; tho Royal Swedish, Norwegian nnd Danish Legations, at Washington; lion, Jos. Casey, lato Chief Justice U. S. Court of Chums; to tho Official of tho U. S. Patent Office, nnd to Senators nnd Members of Congress from every State. Address LOUIS HAG G Ell k CO., Solic tors of Patents and Attorneys at Law, LeProit Building, Washington, D.C. dec22 "prime Homo SI.uIo I! read I WHY GO IIUN'OIIVI When you cnuBnyc1 liound-i tl V'X C l.i as liicnd FOUR L0AVi:3 FOU 25 CEN'TS ! J. W. O'KUAL, tho .opular llrrnd and Ualie HaKcr, of LcMghtuu m order loir.ctt the wants of tho times, has HeUu-od no rr.cj oi tils cele brated Homo .Made JUU;Alti) Four Loaves for Twcnty-fivo Cts. Casli. Sugar, Italfiin. Cocomut tcotch, Drop, Cream and ether CAKUs, only Ten Cents per Dozon. ILooK Out for tlie Wagon! At MAUCII CHUNK, on Tuesday, Thursday nnd Saturday Moimnn. LEIIIOII TON and V lUSol'OUT, crery After noon except Friday. TEIIMS STItlCTLY CASH ! PatrmiaKOfolicltod. J. V. O'NKAL. Ni OltKt Onioalto First National JliinK, ajtril &yt li'in t Mrvtt. LeiilKhton Pa. 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Vfgettbiu uud Mm. cial 1 now und mteicstiiig lacts in Aprlcuiiuic lloritcultme, tho Home, llcilili, .i(.d.ciil Pro grcbs, boctul Hclcuco. iNuiurullIlstori,Ut-okigy, Aitionoitiy, Ac. Tho inoai vuluaolo practical papcm, by emin ent wntOiHiu all dt-partments ot yclencM will bo found lu 'ho fcjcicutitio Amer.can ; tlio waolo prercnttd liipop.dar Jniiguuge. ireo fioai tech ideal term, illustrmed Willi ougranngii, and no ariuDxcdas to iutont and tutorin all cmso' of icadcib old and younu The hcieiitilio Araeri can in promoilvool Lnowltuce and progress in every coiuniuidty when- it circulutcn. It aaott'.d havo a puce lu every Family lU&dltiir Uoom, Libia tv, College or school. Tonus, iZ.'ii er year, tlCo bull roar, whnh iutludis pre-iuy- UIUL.P. iilBCUUUi- IU II1IU ilKCUl3. biuglo cupicHltli coatH. bold bv ull Netdea-, tT(i. It omit bv postal urtlorto MIIN.N & cu.l Publiitlti r. 37 Pane Itow. Now York. PA'I'K'IN 1,1 tuuuectloa with the X J-'ScientmoAmeticau Messrs. Mu.NS fc co are Huiicdoid oi American tnd rotcii'U Patents, and luivotbo laruetitCeUbllsh mcui lu tho wot id. Patmtai otiUintu on tbe best tonus. Models vt New Inventions and KUetclies cxnmiTKd anl advicofioo. A upeeial notlco ta inailo lu tho bcunttUo Ameiteau of all lnveutHuisltoiUi'il turouh this Agency, with ibu iitiiuo uud refen'eucoot tho i'atemoe. Puj 10 atientioit is thus dlittiod to tho meuifi ot iho now patent, and Hilled or lutioducttou olteu ci letted. Auy oerton who has made a new dls. covory ir inteution, ran asceitain fioe of cliaipf, whetiier a pairut can iirubuoit pooh, tuined liy writinir to the uiidemiiiiioJ. Addreoa lur iuo l-uiiei or eoueotiiiu raiouiM, MUNN ACO,U7 I'ark Itow New York. II ranch O nice, comer of P and rieventUHW, Vi'itbhtugtou. D. O nov. 24 iOJ 4 T? (no it chauco to inakemon. 1 f. a a cy. If oucuu'tireti:o uou VlTflfin II CJ eot firctnhacks. We fl yjLXa need u person In e trv towu to uko HU.it-criptioutfor (he Unrest, cheapest and Let Jlustiatcd family publication in tno woid. Anv nuo c.tu bocomo a butcesi-tul tifieut Iho most oloie.ut works t art uvea fre.t to eubjcrioerc, Tho pilco H so low that aluioat rvcr body iuicribo, Ouo au'oi t repoits m.ikiuu; over 1& in u week. A ltdy sgnt reiorts taklua oer4X) aubseilberd lu ten oayi, Alt who ngoce mctce nioury tauu You can oevott- all your 1 me lotho ou-iues. r only vonr iare lime You need not bi away liom hume over nitfht. You can do It as well us 01 her, Pud pat tie ul irs. iiiioction and Units (nni i:itgiiu aud expeuuvo Outfit fteo if 30U wuut Piolltab 0 woitc ktud us yenrpddress ut once. It omU nottdnc to try tli buiaes, Io oue who ougaoes tails to uiuke gteat pay, Addrera Tbe People'a Journal." Portland, Mline, Aug. 19, 1 977-1 J Railroad Guide. JOItTHPENNA. RAILROAD. 1 n?aM ?nff or8 ,or rill,'"'lplla will leayo Lehigh. J:j7a. m., via. X.. V. furtyo at Phlla. at C;4 a m. Il:07p. m. via I V. " 2:10p.m. 2:'2rn. m. vln T. .fr u tl il ...i. M 1:10 p. m. via I,. V. ' " . v.;50 P.' m! iiccarmnir.ieavedepdt at Ferks and Ameri can uu, 1'Ulla., at 8:19 nnd 9:45 a. m.i 2:19, p. m. Jan. 1, J877. ULLIH OLAUK. Agent. pilILA. & RI3AUINO RAILROAD. Arrangement of I'asscDger Trains. NovKitnnn. nni. tsn. Trains leava A11.E.MOWN m follow, i (T1A milKIOVEX BRANCU.1 . ForFliiladelphla, at ceo, 11.03. n.tn.,3.1S and i 55 p. m. , STJNfiAYS. For Phlla lolphh at XZi o. m. ivia KAgf rrx.sA. BIlASCn.) Fur Ttoidlni, 1 2.30, 5.C0, 0.0 1 a m l'i.15. 2.10. 4.S0 and 0 05 p.m. ror llarrlauurc, 2.1)5.53, 9.C5 ft. m., 12.1S, 4.90 9.05 p. tn. For Lancaster and Colombia, 6 M. 9.05 a.m. and 4 30 p. m. tiroes not ran on Mnnday.. M SUNDAYS. For lteadlnz, 2 30 a m. and 9 03 p ra. ror llarrlalmrff. 2.3 1 n. in. oncl a 03 n. tn. Trains Foil ALLKNTOWN leavo a, loUow,: (VIA TKnCIOMEX DnAXCIt) Learortaiailelphla, 7.31 a.m., 1.00, '1.30 ml 5.15 p.m. SUNDAYS. Lo&vo Philadelphia, 6."'n.m. (tia east rrssA. miASenO . , Lavo RoaUlns, 7.11. 7.43, lo.li a m., 4.00. 8.10 nil 10.30 p ra Lcavollarilsbnrir, 5.00,7.31a. in., and 1.49, 1.30 p. m. Loavo Lancaster, 7.30 a. m., and 3.25 p. in. Leato Columbia. n. m . and 3.19 p. m. hUNDAYb. Iato lleadlnir. 7.10 a.m. Leave llarrlsnnrc. 5.2) a.m. Trains mntkeuthus -) run to and from depot 9th nnd areen street", Philadelphia, other trains to and trotn Broad ctrect dep it. Tno 8.50 a, ra and .5.55 v, m.ttraln.s from Allen town, aud the 7.30 a.m. and &.15 p.m. trawn trom Philadelphia, hare through canto aud trout Philadelphia. , J, K. VVfaOTTN. , General Manager. O. a rlAHCOCK, aen'l Ticket Aoenl. M.i.iwtMu.imjmmna.w rpilE SliAllNGXOJi Cabinet Ware Factory, AT SLATINGTOJf. JOHN BALLIET, Propr., Deals in all kinds nnd sizes ot rine.nemloelt, Oak and iraid Wood Lumber, and isctmrpto pared to execute our awount of orders lor BrosseB LimifcoE OF ALL KINDS. Doors, Snslics, llllnds, Sluiticrv, Mouldings, Cabinet Ware, &c, With FromptncM. Brackets Hade to Order. The Machlncrv Is nil new and ot thn best and mnst ttnprored kinds. Ipniulornonebui tho best Vf orumen, hho well seasoned and ftood ma tetlil.nudamthmeroreiible to pttaiautee entire Halt. faction to all who nmv favor menlth a call. Orders br mail piouiptly attended to. Mr chnrces are moderate) terms ci.li, or Int.test charged otter thlrtr ar. give m"ea call. (V These encased In limlding will find It t I heir ndvuntnge to hnye Mrilnff, Floor Boards Doors, hosliCB. (abutters, Ac, &e mcde at tl. Fa torv. May loyl JOHN BA LLIET. J Hi. KICKr.RT, Opposite Ii. & S. Depot, On the East TTeisaport Canal Bank Be.pccttnllr Informs the cltliens of this Tlrlnl. ty tliat l.elceepsconstaiiilon hand andHKLLS at tlio unvw MAllKilT l'lUClia, the very UCbTBllANDS ot ALSO DEALER IN FOR BUILDING AND OTriEU PUIU'ObES Tvbicli bo guarantees to bo Thoroughly Seasoned, AND WniCXI HE IS NOWIEELI.IN.O AT THE VEItT LOWEST RATES. saS 2 sal WHOLES ALU and ItnTAIL.nt the LOWEST CASH riUCKS. He has a a number ot very eligibly located in nirKKItTSTOWN. rronklln Township which ho will Sell on rcrr Kasy Terras. Aug 0. J. K. ItlCKEIlT. Livery Sj Sale Stables 2j IIANIC STUKKT.IiKHIGHTOJf, Ft FAST TltOTTINCr HOUSES, ELKO ANT OAIIUIAGES. And positively LOWER P11ICES than any other Livery lu tho Cojulr. ljirgoand hiDdsomo Cartlaes for Fjnersl purposes and Weddings. DAVID UUI1KUT. Nov. . 1873 E. F. LUCKEN15AC1I, Two Doors Below the "Broadway House," MAUCII CHUNK, PA. Dealer in all Tatterus ot Plain and Fancy Window Shades, Paints & Painters' Supplies, lowest OAsn riuoEa. OENTR'AL CARRIAGE I SLEIGH WORKS, OppOblln T. D' CUust, Eanlc St., Lcliightoii, Va,, Is prepared to mannfaetaro any deicrlp. tion ut Carriages, Buggies Sleighs, Spring Wagons, &c. Repairing Promptlr Attended to C7AI1 wotlc dono at this etttbllshntst ts cnarantecd to bo ot tbe Very best material tad workmanship, end tho price fully as low the same articles can bo purchased laewhere. Special Inducements offered to strictly ssh' customers. H. C. TREXLER & CO. JulT2l.lt77. BANK STEEET, Lehightoir, FA. JULLERs awl Dealers In All Kindt of ORAIN IlononTond SOLDaf HEUULAlt MAltKET MATES. Wewould.nl.o, lesoectlully inform onfcltl icns lhat wo nro now fully prepared to bUPJ PLV tucnt with From any Mine desired at VERY X.OWE9T PRICES. 2T. IIEILMAN & CO. jar ts. Mil Iffil At Private Sale. TITE. UWDERSKlNED effcra at FffrAtV Eafo a Vjrtimltlfl Farmlnff I'ropertr, ritu At ml tti HEAVE K UU.N VALLKY. Ir- IioniDKTownaWr.CorDon tou 'ty. Pa.. 2 J miles trom Mhocii Cliank, and 2 mttcs from Lehigh tm, containing ia Acres, about 5 Acrotof wqicIt are cleared and nndprn Wh otateot t-nltiva-lion, tbe Lalanco bciuic f Imbtr Lnd. The Ira proTCrtcnts thereon ore a 2 btory Jbrfltno Dwell lue Horwe ISTH foet, witli Kitchen utttcQcd,, one Btahlo. and other necessary Ontbinlcflnrjf aleo, nn Orchaid con tain Ine about loo Onolco fruit 'frees corniirlfinff AiipiP, l'cr,l'ealiaiid Cherry Trcei of various kiud (Iila propertr, bem auoated near Maaelr Chunk nud LehlKl'ton, would route l a rtoflra- Me place for any oue wiahlnfr io enffiee lutu rruit bnslnesfl. the demand lor truck In the above phiced lieim: always food and rpniiunff best cf prices, lieavvr llun Creek llowa tbroBi tbe proprty, Tonav perron Tvl-blng to tnvest In Ileal Ea tato tin- offera on oppoitnnltv aeldom to be met w tli For further particulars flplv at till, offlco. or to Iho owner on the premiHen. USiSRY TUCKCIC Eept 1, 1W7 3rao. Around windows nnd doors In winter lne half your fuel, also 11'MT in summer, savin if furniture, curtains &nrlrnrnpt.q. ItATTLINll saahea I stopped. windows raised and lowered aa uauai. uv iiuuiinKf ioiim MUTAIitlti and DUUIlfill Weather Strips. Btood the teat for 12 YCARM on labile Uulldlngs, D welllnga.Drawlng-Itoom and Sleep ing Pnrn In thfi llnltpd fitfttefl and Europe. Windows nnd Doors Mea I aureu auKu ;jKAuxi, Bend your address, and let US do one or two on trial. FOR BALE BY J. ii. gameXa; BANK ST., LEUIOHTON '"fir 3 Shaving, Shampooing, DTEl.NG, HAIU DLES8U.0, and Hair Cutting Saloon. IMPORTED AND DOMESTIC Key West & Ilavana Cigars. All tho No w York and Philadelphia MORNING, EVENING, WEEKLY AND SUNDAY (German & English) PAVERS. Also, the Leading Newspapers of Neighboring Cities. Linen and i'aper col lata ana Cnfis. Switch-1 ioc audOien Onoko Canea. Post ace and Itovenue Stan pa. ewfpiper Wrajipera. and Postal Cards alvwrs oa hand Airent tor I ho Engluh and G er msn Almanacs i Weekly and Month ly Boots aud Periodicals, Ac., (to. F. INKMANN, Junr., Susqnohanna Street, MAUCII ChUN K. Ta. Dee. H. lOT-ly All atnut Its Soil. Clim.te, Iteaoareea, ProdaeU Lawn, anil It. l'eeple are criven lu tuo KANHAH KAllMEIt. a lu iiaso Weekly, in its 15lh year. I'ont patil. S rao.. 500. Adiress, J. K. iIUI)30.N, Topeka, Kansis. lias quickly taken a bleb place among agrl culiurui Jouruala. N. Y. TilUune.....V'o buyo cens'.dereil it ainong itio best of oar excbanpei, anil a wortby I encntatiTe of tle West. Irpc Heal Former, rbllatl'a. ...Our Kansas fneods stouldfeel much pndolu tlie bifrtt cbarucler and steilinir north of ttietr Mate agricultural paper.-National Lire 8tiick Journal ..-.Wo ct.eerfully creilitit with betns one ot tbo best edited ot our Western agricultural eichmies. Hoi It (.1 tho Times. K. Y. Uocis.wt TXron o tooureacaseotCatarrhineao VV aliUcUneUbberbood, with Dr. Kara, ser'a IteuMT. to lntroduea tt. Swiiplo free. J. C. fUSuo, Pitmwiagri. fa. TutvUmt fafvfypj Is nut eaelly earned la these times, ghddd but it can be made In three months wl branyoneof cllhersei.lu any part of tha country, who Is mil flit to work steadily at tbe employment that we turn. Lb. A a week iu vour own town. Yim need not bo away from home of er night. You can Five your whole time to the work, or only yoar spare moments. It costs DotLlnmto try tba business. Terms and IS outfit free. Address, at ouco, li. HALLKTT A CO.. IsblOyl Portland. Melne. Piano and Organ Taught. Ml 43 LYDIA I. FINCHER. of Eaet Maneb Cliunk, will ctte LlSOM4 to l'UI'ILM on tha PIANO or OIIOAN. at their Rea.dences lu LICllIOUlON or WEiaBroUT.TnaliaysIn aubVoak. fur rorlb w parUoularir, acaolxn thlsOfl ' tt!t)W,