The Carbon advocate. (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, August 18, 1877, Image 4

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    THE MOLE.
CONSIDERED FROM HISTORICAL AND
OTIICU STANDPOINTS A HUMOROUS
REVIEW OFTIIB DISTINGUISHED CHAR
ACTERISTICS WHICH HAVE MADS THIS
UNIQUE ANIMAL FAMOUS.
The mulo Is the only anlmil Noah
didn't take Into the ark with Utm. I
hare looked over the freight list care -folly,
and could not see a mulo way
billed for any place. So clear-headed
a man as Noah did not daro to take one
on board, an he know he would kick a
hole through her Id less than a week.
I don't know a man on whose head you
could pour qulokxllreraud run les rUk
of Its spilling OH than on Noah's, lie
was a dreadful level-headed mau, and
before tho freshet was over overybojy
on earth realized the fact.
The origin of tho mulo Is envelopod
In a good deal ot mystery. Tradition
Informs Us that when the Mood had sub
sided, and the ark had landed on Mt.
Ararat, Noah was very much surprised
In one ot his observations to find a goad
healthy mule standing on the top of an
adjoining mountain. The samo tradi
tion Informs us that the mule Is the ODly
animal that lived through the flood out
Bide ot the ark.
The male can be considered In a Rood
many ways, though the worst place
from which to consider him is directly
from behind, anywhere within a radius
of ten feet. 1 never consider a mule
from that point, unless I nm looking
out through the flue of a boiler.
Sea captains and people who have to
do 'With mules always pay an extra rato
to life Insurance companies. A mule
nnd a belt of country where yellow fe
ver Is indigenous generally stand the
same as regards the death rato.
The word mule comes from tho Greek,
and signifies "to stop," and the mule
himself comes to a stop also. Like raul
tiplled by like produces like. Grass
hoppers multiplied' by grasshopers pro
duce lamine.ana potato bugs multiplied
by potato bugs produce a rise In the
price of yeast. But when you try to
multiply mules by mules they don't
multiply, and hence the word mule
You may study your arithmetic, and
through all ot Train's lectures, but you
can't discover why this Is so, any more
than you can why a woman cannot put
on rubbers without leaning up against
sometning.
The mulo has one more lee than n
milking stool, and he can stand on one
and wave the other three around iu as
many different directions. lie has only
three senses, hearing, seeing and smell
ing, lie uas no more sense of taste
than a stone lug, and he will eat auv
thing that contains nutriment, nnd he
don't care two cents whether it be one
per cent, or ninety-nine. All he asks
is to pass 111 m along his plate, with
whatever happens to be handy round
the pantry, and he won't go away and
blow how poor .the steak Is. lie Just
eats whatever Is set before him, and
asks do questions.
Mules are naturally deaf, but that
supreme wisdom that teaches the little
boy to wipe bis nose on ills sleeve, lias
fitted trio mule out with a pair of ears
mat counteracts us nearness, so lie can
lirar as readily as a person when you
don't want hlra to. These ears answer
a double purpose, as tunnels to pour
sound Into his bead, and also as fans to
brush away the flies with and keen his
bead cool. They are hung by hinge?
to tne sides ot Ills head, and flap back
ward and forward like a pair of wet
trowsers round a boy's legs. In cold
latitudes quite a' tasty business is done
in mules' ears. The ears aro cut olt
and dried, and sold for snow 6hoea, and
then tho stubs are trimmed up and the
mules are seat South and sold for
horses. In this way a great many fine
uorses were purchased lor tne at my by
the United States.
If I were to have n large picture of
innocence, to bang up In my parlor,
and did not wish to sit for It myself, J
should get a correct likeness of a mule,
There is luDOcenco euoueji depleted in
a mule's countenance to fit out a Sun
day school class. It looks as guileless
as an angle worm.
A mule never grows old or dies,
Once brought Into existence, ho coutln
ues on forever. The oriclnal mule Is
now alive somewhere In the South, aud
Is named llobert Toombs, because he is
so stubborn.
Mules are chiefly found In tho South
nnd West. They have been more
abused than Judas Iscariot, A boy who
wouia not mrow a stone at a mule ll lie
got a chance would be considered by his
parents as too mean to raise. '
The mulo Is a good worker, but he
cannot be depended on. Ho is liable to
strike, and when a mule strikes, hu
man calculation fails to find out any
rule by which to reckon when ho will
so to work again. It Is useless to pound
lilm, lor lio will stand more beating
than'a sitting room carpet. He lias
been known to stand eleven day
in one spot, apparently thinking ot
sometning, and then start oil again as
mougn nothing Had Happened.
Down South, when they have a sur
plus ot snail darkeys on the plantation
they send them out Into tho barnyard
to play where there is a loose mule
They always bid them cood-byo when
they start out, fur they aro suro the
parting will be final. This Is tho roost
economical style ot funeral now In the
market.
To fully appreciate the mulo, one
should listen to his voice. You never
can really- know whether you like
mule or not till you have beard him
slug. I attended a mule concert at
FortSnelllng. Tho programme opened
wllu a soprano solo, and men snung
Into a duet, and then pranced on Into
trio, followed up by a quartette, and
ending with a full chorus by 150mules
J didn't hear the whole thlug, fot when
I rame to, the regimental surgeuu uas
standing over me, giving me powerful
restoratives, and l liearu mm say mat
might possibly get out again, thougu
would never be a well man again.
have been through the New York Stock
Exchauce. and spent part ot a day lu
boiler factory, and have been on one or
two Sunday school excursions lor child
ren, but I never knew what noise was
till I heard a lot of army mules bray,
One ot the dead certainties abuut
mule Is that be Is surefooted, especial
ly with his hind feet lie never mis
places them. It be advertises that his
feet will be nt a certain spot at a cer
tain time, with n sample of mules'
hoes, to which ho would call your at
tention, you will always find them
there at the appointed time II o Is as
reliable as the day of Judgment, and ne
never cancels an engagement. Every
mtn now living who drove a mule team
during tho war now draws a pension.
I nevei owned a muie, out i cams
near buying one once. He was a lino
looking animal : his ears stood up like
tho side spiles on an Episcopal church.
Ill tall was trimmed down so mat it
looked like n tar brush leaning up
gainst him. Ho was striped off like
the American Dag, nnd Bnplirers
cherubs nover looked more angelic than
did that mule. Ho looked all Innocence,
though ho was, la no senso. Tho
owner sat in the wagon, with ills chin
resting on his hand and hU elbow rest
ing on his knee. In the other band lie
held a stick with a brad on the end ot
It. I examined the mule and asked the
man a few questions, and out of mere
form Inquired It the mule was kind.
Kind ? Kick 1" said the man, and
these were the last words he ever
ttered. He reached his stlek over the
front of the wagon and stuck the brad
Into that mule. It was awful to see a
man snuffed out as quickly as he was.
It almost took mv ureatn lie went so
suddenly. I never saw the thread of
life snap so abruptly as It did on that
occasion. Ho didn't have time to leave
dressage for his family. That mule
slmnlv ducked Ills head, and then a pair
ot heels flew out behind; there was a
crash, a llylsg of splinters, and that
was all; and tho next moment that mule
and I stood alone, my face covered with
astonishment two feet deep, and his
covered with part of an old bridlo. The
next day I lead an account In the tele-
craphlc news of a shower of uesii in
Kentucky. I was the only man that
could explain that phenomenon, nnd I
did not dare to lest 1 should be impu
cated In the affair with the other mule,
I have seen death in many forms, but
don't recollect of ever seeing a funeral
gotten up with less pomp and display
than on that o:cassion. If I had my
choice, to either work lu a nltro-glycer-
Ino factory, or take care of a mulo.
I should go for the factory, as in case of
an explosion, there would be more pos
slbility ot my friends finding some little
momentoes of me, with which to assuage
their grief. A very small piece of mo
would lighten a very nig sorrow.
l will hunt all round and it l nno any
other facts that belong to the mule I
will write them down and send them to
you by express 0. O. D. By George
A. Qulmby.of the Boston Weekly Globe.
THE SEASIDE LIBRARY.
CHOICE BOOKS nnlnnirnr for tlio few onlr.
The bt-Bt standard noveiB within the ri acu of
every one. Books usually Bold from f 1 to t3
Riven (auchauged and unabridged) for 10 and 20
cents.
1. HAST LYNNE, By Mrs Henry Wood.
(Double Nn.l ?nn.
2. JOHN HALIFAX GENT., By Miss
MulOCif ,. 2CC.
3. JANE EYHE, Bv Charlotte Bronte,
(Double No.) :oo.
4. A WOMAN-HATER. Charles Bcade's
new novel SOo.
6. THE BLACK INDIES, Juloa Verne's
latest l"0.
LAST DAYSOFPOUPEII.ISvIililrer 100.
7. ADAM BEUE. By George Eliot. (Dou-
Mia No.) :0c.
8. THE AKUNDEL, M01T0, By Mary
Cecil liny lOo.
0. OLD MYDDEl.TON'S MONEY, By
Man- Cecil liar 10c.
10. THE WOMAN IN WUI fE. By WUkls
Collins Z3C.
11. THE MILL ON THE FLOSS, Uy Oco.
J'-uul .10.
12. THE AMERICAN SISNA10R, By An-
llmnv Trnllnni, 5tliV
13 A PRINCESS Of TUCLE, By William
lUltl'K
14 THE BEAU SECRET, By Wllklo Col.
Ins JCc.
15 rtOMOLA. Bv Geoigo Eliot. (Double
No.l 20C.
16. THK ENGLIell AT THE NOR'l H
POLE AND FIELD OF IOE. In ono
boo., ilv Jules Verne lflc.
17. miDEN PERILS, Bvllarv Cecil Hoy IOC.
IS. BAUUAItA'.S HISTORY. By Aniollu
B. Kaw.rds 20c.
t. A TERRIBLE TEMPTATION. By
Charles Resile n.... 10c.
23. OLD CURIOSITY SHOP. By Chavlos
Dickons 2Co.
21. FOUL PLAY. By Charles Reado 10c.
22. M 4.N A NO WIFE llv Wllno COilms.. 20O.
ij nils mhuiue'S JLliUACY. liy iiaiy
.cuu uuy..,. .uc.
ForHlebvall Booki-ellers and Nowadealers.
or seut, postage l.i-epaid on receiptor price, by
GEORGE MUNHO. PUDUsULE,
P. O. Box S 67. 21, 23, aud 20 Vanilownti-r -t ,
AUr. 4, 1677. NEW jOKK,
CENTRAL
CARRIAGE i SLEIGH
WORKS,
Oppoiltn T. D. Clauss1,
Bank St., Leli.g.iton, Pa.,
Is prepared to manufacture any descrip
tion of
Carriages, Buggies,
Sleighs,
Spring Wagons, &c.
Repairing Promptly Attended to.
C5"AU work done at this establishment is
guaranteed to be ot the very best material and
workmanship, and the pilces tally as low as the
same articles can be purchased elsewhere.
Special Inducements offered to strictly cash
customers.
M. C. TREXLKR,
II. it. KKEIDLElt,
P. C. MA US,
July Si. 177.
-FOll-
Healthi Comfort 1 Economy.
Cork; Shavings are unsurpissed an article
for Matireccs, &o. They are ttn times
as tlarabie as Husks or traw. Only 6 cenls wt
lioaud. Forty puna win nil me largest Djd.
Vor sale by AUMBl'RONO. VBOlUbll &
CO., II and ii tint ATesne, lltttoarj, r. ti
Now Advertisements.
GLENN'S
Patented July lltli, 1871.
THE MOST WONDERFULLY
Effoctiyo External
Remedy
EVER DISCOVERED!
A Skin like Monumental Al
abaster may be attained by
using Glenn's Sulphur
Sonp. Try it, ladies.
It is a genuine beau
tifier, and very
economical.
This Soap safely and cer
tainly removes cutaneous
eruptions by opening the
pores whose obstruction was
the cause of the difficulty.
Test and you will endorse it;
Betas a powerful deodorizer, disinfectant
and counter irritant, yet entlrolv harm ic-s it
positively cuies ail local umuAttua u' j-iiis
SKIN as II by magic
It thoroughly bleaches the cuticle and PER.
MANENTL1 BliAUTIFIES THK COM.
PLEXION with a certainty unknown to any
alticle ever invented lor that puipose.
It is emphatically tlio remedy for SCALDS
and BURNS, lm-tantlv removing all soreness
wunout pain, una euuctiuga euro in every in
stance.
As ft preventive and remedy for GOUT and
jiuuuAiAlisAi, Its oecia are rcai'y wonusr-
Itll.
It Is n snre preventive ot all diseases that ana
com ii uuicntedbv coining lu contact with the
perron bucu a. lieu, etc.
SPRAINS, BRUISES and CUTS are cored
wan uniaiung certainty.
It removes DANDRUFF, and prevents the
hair from falling off or turning prematurely
may. I
It comolotclv DISINFECTS CLOTHIKO
tromltlie slrk-ioom or person, that has become
lmurecnaicu yrim uiscaso.
Glenn's Sulphur Soap
la a SPECIFIC In those OBNOXIOUS DIfl
EASES, which have beru treated heretulure
with "sulphur omimeuie" luivingtiie ad van
tace of hemp CLEAN. INOFFENSIVE ami
UNIlJUi;iUUtttO UXiUI'LLlfiU.
SULPHUR BATHS.
Thebeneflc'al resnlts of Sulohnr Baths arn
ton well kuown to luquire comment. The
(ffectsofOLKNK'S SUt,lUUIt hOXP In the
Dutu ai-H tiuly electr.cai, comtiictelv dra.lor
itiuir i ffenslve accumolattonn aod thoroughly
purifying the entire suiface of the body. In
fact it fs tho King of Soapd for batalug ana Tol-
DIRECTIONS. For Diseases of the Skin
bfeiiiefreelvandaLul.' a thk-k lather befoie ie
tiriifr, allowing it to remain over night. For
Hcilds and Burns applv tbo lather freely to the
nfloc.ed pans, and the Are and pam wt'lbete
moved immediately. For Uout, Uhcumatiem,
sprains uriusei ana ue appiy cioius wen
an tur ted with a tdromr solution. For OM
Bores and Ulceis It is invaluable. Use trebly
nsa lotion. Fur a preventive in oonoxlous
ui sea ben um a stronR wai n n wasa. exicrnai.
ly anu py miecuon. lrriiviu lajj-a.
Glenn's Sulphur Soap
IS CIIEETlFULLy ENDORSED nVTHE
HEUIUAL FjlATEKKITY.
Beware of Imitations !
ASK ron
Glenn's Sulphur Soap!
TAKE NO OTHER.
Price 25 cts. per Cake
Ono Box (3 Cakes), 60 Cts.
For Snlo Everywhere, by Dniffslsts,
(irorers, and Fancy Goods
Dealers.
Bent by moll, prep it J. on rccelvt of price and 6
cents tiu lot eacli cake.
C. N.CRITTENTON. Prop'r,
So. 7 Sixth ATCnue, Kerr Tori.
SULPHUR SOAP.
New Advertisements.
THE LUNGS!
CONSUMPTION I
ThU distressing and tlangcron romp, o in t and
Us premonitory sYmptoma, ceirlfcleil counii,
night Hwcflts, hnnrtfOtiesA, waning II ah. lever
permanently cured by "Dr. BwaynG'sCompound
eyrun of Wild Cherrv " .
IIUOJNCIIII IS A premonltor ot Tnlmonary
Consumption lftchnracterlzeubycatarih ortu
flnmratUion of tho mucous memor-uiool the air
pftsae9, with cough end expectoration, short
bn-tatb, Doarneness paius in tho cheat. For all
tronoamlallectioiia, sore throat, loss of taloe,
oougus,
DR. SVVAYNE'S COMPOUND
Syrup o Wild Cherry
13 A SOVEREIGN HEMEDY.
irtmorrhaos. or tvilttna blooiL mar nrocecd
from tho larynx, trachta bronchia or lungs,
end arise from various canses, as uuduo pbructu
exertion, plethord, or fullneoB ot the vossela,
weak lungx.ovcrstrnlnlngofthevolco snppresi
cd evacuation, obstruction of the spleea or llv
cr, etc
Dr. Swayne's Compound
Syrup of Wild Cherry
fitrlkesBtthe root of disease by purifying the
blood, restoring the Jivemna kidneys to healthy
action. Invl&oratrag the nervous nyntem.
"A no oniy sianuarn romeay ior ueiaorrnarre,
bronchial on-l all palmoaaiy comp aints. Con
sumptives or those predisposed to we ik lungs,
should not fall to usa this great vegetable rem
ertv.
Its marvelous power, not inirovcr consump
tion but over every ohronlo dle one w ere a
gradual alterative action is neo'lod. Under Ha
use the couuh Is loosened, the night ewcatu di
minish the pain subsides, tho puUo returns to
its ii at anil Miuidaid. the stomach is improved
in ttn power to digest and lipsimllato tholnod,
and every organ has a purer una betiei quality
mOWl HUpp'HUlO II, OUb UI WI11C11 UW
Uvo and plastic material is mace.
SAVED HIS LIFE.
A KEMAReIaIILE CURE!
Was that of Edwnrd II. Jlamfton, Engineer at
Oeoreo Mweonv's Putter v. 1331 Rldtro Avenue.
rhi.adeiphia. lie hud a violent cuh, night
sweats, eore thio.t, great weakness, spit at dir
J e rent time., a pint of i lood. gave np all hope f
recovery. lh rough tbo me of r, tiwaune's
miaCHfrrySurutt" became a soundand healthy
man. and remains so to thU day, although over
twenty years have elnpscrt since he wai cuicd.
P1UOE ONE DOLIAR. Hir bottles 15. If
vour druggist or storekeeper does nut sell it, wo
win iorwaiu nan nozen. ircurnt paiu, 10 any uu
dress, on receipt ot price.
rilEPAtlED ONLY BT
DR. SWAYXE & SON,
330 N. SlxtH Street, Philadelphia,
Sold bv fll Prominent Druggists.
Itching Piles!
PILES, PILES, ITCHING PILES,
Positively Cured Uy tho use ot
SWAYNE'S OINTMENT.
Home Testimony:
I wan sorelv afflicted with one of the most dls
tressingoi nil tii&eason I'rurltns or 1 mngo. or
more commonly .mown as ltchlnir Piles lho
ltcniuu at times was almost Intolerable increas
ed ny scratching, ana not un frequently become
qultosote.
I bought ii box of " Swnt ne's Ointment Us
use unve qulcK relief, and in ft short time mailo
a perfect cuio. lean now fiecp undisturbed,
una I would advise nil who are suffering with
this dlsirosingioinplulnt topiocure' bwaync's
Ointment' at once. I had tried piescrip Ions
almost Innumerable, without finding any norm,
aueatreller. JOrf W. CIlHIoT,
Finn of Itcedel & Christ.
Boot and shoe House, 34t Nouh becond-street,
Philadelphia.
SKIN DISEASES.
BWAYiNE'8 ALL U KA LINO OtNTMKUT
ialo a spcclflo ior TETTKlt. ITCH. SALT
ltllliUM, bCALU I1EAI). KUYStl'LLAS.
UAUBEil'S ITCH. II Oil BLOTCHES, ALL
faC A L , CRUSTy. OUTANKOUS EUUr-TIOM-.
Peileetlv ,-afo nnft b.irniless, oven on
tlie inostteuder wCimtv I'nce 60 oents. 3 buzea
torSi.SS. tseut ov ui..il toauy aildrcsson t ocelot
'of pneo.
Bold by ail the le&illnir Druciists.
rreaaicil ooty by
DR. SWAVSIE & SO,
SSO North Sixth-st., Philadelphia.
: tjbe
lADORNI LONDON
; HairColor Restorer
i HAIR.
FOB nCSTOSIKO
: GRAY HAIR
To its Natural Vitality and Color.
HERB IS "THE PROOF
Of its Superior Excellence,
Itead this Home Certificate testified to by
Kdward 11. Oarnpues, one of tho most compe
tent Drupft sisand CD. mifstt lu 1'hiladelphia, a
umu hoso veracity none can doubt i
I am nappy to add ray toatuuouT to tho jrreat
value of the London iluir Co'or fteatorer,"
which icstoredmyhatrlo its original dork col
or, uud the huo appeal s to bo permanent. I am
pat 1811 ed thai this preparation la nothing like a
die. but operates upon tho Becreilons. It is
also a beautiful hair dieting, and promotes the
growth. I purchased th tirt bottit irora Ko.
11. UarriirueH, Uruircist. Teulh and Coate?-sts
who cnu bIho teatiTv iny hair wue veiy gray
when I commenced Its use.
Mits: id II. lk it,
No. 739 X. Mnth-st, lh1iadtIphia.
Ult. Swaym: tt tsoN.-ltespected Friends : I
have te ideusure to Inform ou thataiaoyof
mv acquaintance, Mrs Ml ler, lsdellrrhted with
tne eotctia of yoor London Color liairlloatoi.
ec." II er hair was tailing lapitlly and qui.e
pray. The color has bon testored, and the tll.
ibg out entirely btopped by its ue.
11. UAItlllGUISS.
DrujTfrist Cor. Tenth and Coatesste.. rhila.
All that art can accomplish In beautifying,
Atrene'heniugr, ihlckeuln4xnndMUomingthenu!r
Is effected ov ufIiit -'liondon If air Color llcstur
er." It stfmulatos and forces a new growth t it
Riar restores its natural color, and lenders it
silky ana benutllut i cures aandrufft keeps tba
fcaln iletm. cool and hea tliy. All druggists
sd it. Price 75 cents; en bottles, M. ueni by
e i pies to any address.
SWAYNK & HONt 310 N. Hlxth St., Fhilad'a,
bOLc: PUOi'itiiiTona.
For Sale by all Orugrglsts
July 15.3870.Vl
E. F. LUCKENBAC1I,
FRISCO, MOUSE AKD SIOX
PAINTER,
And Dealer in all ratten) s ot Plain & Fancy
Wall IPsaiBeFS
And "Window Blinds,
Two Doors Below the " Broadway House,"
MAUCII CliuNK, TA.
m. 27-y
QIIAULES FK0E1ILICH,
Cor. ot IKON and I Ellian Btreets. LEHIGH.
TON, Pa., dealer In Choice Brands ot
Family FLOUR, FEED,
APPLES, POTATOES, 4o
neapecttullr annonacesto h'sCustomeis and
ttiepub.le itenerally that on aud alter JAr.U
AH 11 1877, )e will sell for cash onlr or on
THIRTY DAYS to leipooslble parties, slid In.
terest will be cbsraed ou ail bll.a not settled at
tue expiration ot anm 3 j uavs.
CS" All artio:es warranted to be as tepresent
ed. I'atrouage ao'icilcd.
CBAItLE3 rnOEUUCH.
Owemttrn.IWa.
JK. RICKKRT,
. Opposite h, & 3. Depot, ;
On the East Weissport Canal S ank
itespectrnllr infotms the citizens of this vlelnl.
ty tba t he keem constsnrlr on aaod nnd B ELLA
nt the LOWEST MA11KIST P1UCE3, tho very
ALSO DEALER IN
FOR BUILDING AND OTHER PURPObKS
which ho guarantees tobo
Thoroughly Seasoned,
AND WniOH HE 13 NOWfS ELLIN Q AT
TI1E VERY LOWEST RATES.
v
WHOLESALE and RETAIL, at the LOWEST
CASH PRICES.
Ho has a a number ol very ollcibly located
6
19
In RirKERTSTOWN, Franklin Toirashlp
wtilch he will Roll on very Easy Terms.
Aug. 9. J. K. IllCKERT.
Is not catlly efttited in thto timw,'
but it enn he unite in three months
hv any ono of eilher aex.in any pars
nf tttA mnintrv. ulin In will tit tn
"' iru'iv hi iun cmp.ovmi'iii nisi wo mm.
lBh. fufl a week in vour own towu. You need
not he away Horn home over nifrhr. You can
give your who e time ti the work or only vonr
frparo m omenta. It co-ta nothftiffi to try tho
uu-Hiii-Ns, lerrus una id oniiu iree. Auuroiif,
at once, H. HALLVITT & CO..
lchl.'yl rortlond. Maine.
QfA0 QfcK adnySTJUKmadehyAirents
iLv h porinfroarrhromoa Ciayous,
I'K-iuie ana i nnim laius.
KO Sample worih 14 eeul poetpia for 73 cts.
jiiui-iniU'U rmpininiPH ii- jviv.
J. II. BUI-FOKD'a BOSTON.
Edtabllelicd .0.J fou3-y
T
lleDcctf nllr announces to the citizens of Car
bonaiut adloiuiair Counties that he naa pur
chncd the entire later est nnd toclc of 11. C.
ItUVAlNWAV in the LKlilGIITON
Corn Broom Manufactory,
looted In the Itorouch of Lehighton, Carbon
Couut'. Pit . and th it he is nreoarcd to till all
uiu. rs cuim,itu iu inui mm ,uo
Very Best Quality of Brooms
at the LOWEST TOSSIBLE LIVING FRICE.
A trial is respectfully soliclte1! aud entire aal
l.funtliiTi mmrurtesil.
Mauut.ctory In the Bn'ement of the "Valley
Houso," oiiposlte the Leblcli Valley JtR. ucool
Feb. 2a. 1876. THOMAS KOONS.
I1E1L.IUAIV & CO.,
BANK STREET, Lehighton, Pa.,
MILLERS and Dealers In
All Kind, of O RAIN BOnoIITand BOLD at
1USUULAH MAlUiiSX llATlia.
We would, also, lcaprettutlrlntornv ourrltl.
tens mat we are nowiuuy nrcjiureu to ejur
PLY tnem with
From any Mine desired at VERY
LOWEST PRICES.
If. HEILMAN & 00.
Jnly25.
jEllIQHTON 1IAKEUV. .
The underslAued announces to the cltlions of
Lehlxhton, welMport and the Fnirouudme
uoishboihooa. that au Is now lully vreparetl u
suppiv them with PillMK FUtiSlI
Bread, Cakes & Pretzels
Ever? Mornlofrat Who'esa'e and retail, at the
lowest prices. lie luaie a cpcciaity ot
Wedding and Fancy Cakes.
I'lc-Nlcs and all other Partle supplied wttn the
Choicest Mado Ico Cream,
lnlaneor Bmallqnsntlile.. on abort notice and
a rpasou-ible llsuies. Also, always on hand a
large a,oox of au ktntis ot
CANDIES, NUTS, FRUITS, &cf
at Wholesale and RetalU Patronige solicited.
J. W, O'NEIL.
aprll tvl Bint Bfeeu Lehlghton Pa.
Manhattan OIL Company,
OF NEW YORK,
Lubricating and Illuminating- Oils.
WM. N MARCUS, Room aj. Jlerchanta'.Ex
chauiie, TniRD and WAL-VUT Streeia, PMia
delolin Pa. Nov.iM. 187.
WANTKU the bnslneas men to know that they
can gei JOB PIUNTISO dona cheaiwr at
cauBON advocate Qfuce than at ivy other
place In tbe couaty, Trytjs,'
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8 S3 J
c?j a 3 I Q- m
Gj -s s .a 1
bo &,a u i 2 s
n .p a J a
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tStTSl! CD g O
y '"' at
fJMIE LATINQTON
PLANINCr MILL
AND
CalDinet Ware Factory,
AT SLATINQTON.
JOHN BALL1ET, Proprietor,
Deals In all kinds and sites ot Piaej Ilemlock.
Oak snd Hard Woxxl Lumber, and ianonrpia
pared to oxocnto any anonnt of orders fot
DresseB LumbeU
OF ALL KINDS.
Doors, Sashes, Blinds, Sliutioiv,
Mouldlnss, Cabinet IVarc, &e.,
With Proinjtnesa.
Brackets Made, to Order;
The Machlnenr la all new and of tho beat and
most Improved kinds. I emptor none bat tn
best workmen, nse well seasoned and good ma
terlat, and am therefore able to ftnarantce entlro
satisfaction to all who may favor mffwith a oalu
Orders hr mail piomptly attended to. Mr
chsres are moderate i terms casbv ox Inters,
charged alter thirty days.
01 ME A CALL.
17 Those encaged In Bnildtna; will And III.
their advantage to have Siding, Floor Boards,
Doors, cashes, bhuttcr, 4c, sc, made at thl
Factory.
May lOyt JOHN BALLIET,
03
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Cl Beljcr's Bloct, Bank-st., Iclilghtorr.
flouca. To tho Public A. J.
DURLINQ'S Fsmllr Imiini rii. a,
(In Dr. Reber1)! Block!. Is OPEN on SUNDAYS
ri..nlt.l.U..l.'i -
bu u viuwil a. mM-1 io zs 'K 5 to 7 F, 21,
Rosldenco-lst door above II. B. Church.
A.J. Durlingii our popular Dtng.
gl. "hiivlng dispensed with the services 'of a
clerk," Is behind ths Counter' Dealing out and
"Compounding Nice, Pare. Fresh, Unadulterated
Me.l clnej for tho 61ok and Afflicted,' atitaMt
ed Prices.
At A. J. Durllng's Drug Storo,
yon can get your "prescriptions and Family
RcclpcsCompnunded accurately A eclentldoally.
At A. J. Durllng's old entabllshed
DRUOand PRESCRIPTION STORB.yoacsn
trlr on getting a strictly Pure Article. No
mistokea from incompetent assistants, as he dis
penses and preparea with bis own hands.
It U Just splendid I What? Why
that New Tcrfume I got at DUBLINQ'S Drug:
Stoie. nis own make up he calls It " ifi
OWN." 25e, and 600. per bottle.
1000 ibs. Pure Caustic Soda, or
saiten rota'sh.tor SOAP M'Alcmi,, juatreoeir.
ed at A.J. DUItLINtl'8 Drugstore, and aelllna;
at a very low price
Wall Paper I Wall Paper i; Wail
Taper! At A. J. DURLINO'S Drug- Store.
NEW STYLES Just received at Greatly BE
DUCEDFIIICES. Call and 'Examine.
A. J. Durllng, ,our popular Drag
gist, having an experience ot 17 Sears, knowa
wheroot he speaks, when he says n guarantees
that EVEBY.ARTICLE bought at his DRUO
STO BE 1, ot tbo PUREST and BEST that can
be found in the Markets.
A. J. Durllng, the Druggist,, has
Just received a Fresh Involceof Fine FRENCH
and CALIFORNIA BRANDIES, OLD HOL
LAND QIN. OLD RYE WHISKIES. Import,
fd POltr and SHERRY WINES. Domeatlc
CLINTON and otaer URAI'E WINES tor
Jledlciual and Sacramental Purpose.
ESTABLISHED 180 J.
CILMORE &CO.,AtfcysatLaw,
Buce3sors to Cmrm, Hosuxa & Co.,
629 F St., Washington, D.C.
AMIMCAX AND FOBEIOX PATEaTtB.
Pstents procured In all countries, ITo Fna
IN AnraNcifi. No charge unle&a the patent Is
grouted. No feoa for msklng preliminary ex
an Inations., Ho additional fees for obtaining
and conducting a rehearing. Special attention
given to Interference Gases before the Patent
Office. Extensions before Congress, Intrtnae
ment Suits In dlllorrnt ittstes.'and all' litigation
appertaining to Inventions -or Patenta. SKID
biaurrou Pamtulki of sixty PaaEe-
U. S. CODins AND DErABTCNTfl.
Claims prosecnted in ihb supreme Court ot th.
United btates. Coin t ot Claims, Court ot Com
mlMioueia ot Alabams Claims. Southern Claim a
Comnilailon, snd all claa.es of wax claims belora
the Executive Departments.
ABBEAKS OF PAT ANQ B0DSTT.
OFFiCF.ns. soldiers and Sailors of the lata
war. oi their heirs, ate In many ca.es entitled to
money Horn the Government, of. which they
have no kuowledge. Write full history of set
Tire, and state amount of pay and bounty re
ceived. Knclose sumo and a full reply, after
examination, will be given you tree.
PENSION!.
All Officers. Soldiers and Sailors wounded
mpiuredor injured In tbe late war. however
.lightly, can ouuln a pfnsioa, many now receiv
ing pensloos are entitled to an JncreosA en&
alsinp and Inlormution will be furnished free.
UNITED bTATES OU'lstUL LAND OFEICE.
Contested Laud Cases, Private Land Claims,
Mlnli g Pre-emption and Homestead Cases pros
ecuted beiore me Ueueral Land pace and De
partment ot tbe Interior.
OLD 110UNTT HAVD WAfiOANTS
The la.t Report ot the Comralaftouer ot the
General Laud Offloe ahowa t.S97,tiO acres of
Bounty Land Warrants ' outaiaudinc. These
Issued under act of 1853 and prior acta. We pay
cash for themj send by registered letter
Where assignments are Imperfect wo give in
structions to perfect them.
Each department of our business Is conducted
In a aeparate bureau, under, charge ot experienc
ed lswrera and clerka.
By reason of error or fraud many attorneys
are suspeudM from practice beiore the Pension
and other offices each year. Claimants whose
attoineys bate been tnu. suspended wUf be
gtatultously furnished with full Information
and proper papers eu application to uu
As we, charge no lee iiulesr succeasf ol stamps
tor return postage should I e sent ua.
Liberal arrantsments mado with attorneys In
all UatStfa o(, lumesa,
Address, GILMOUE & CO.,
P.O. Box 44. llUiamjIon, D. C.
WAsnisoTON. D.O., Novembers, 1S7.
I take ptoasure lu expressing my ootlre ooofl
dtnoe la the miwiuiouif .and ndtUty of the
Iw, patent ana Collection House of UIUfOBK
es Col of this cliy.
O EOROE P. B. WHITE,
Cashier of the National tletropollUa Bask.
nu o lira fr 1
UU8INESS MBN ANi
OTHEHS
'HINT! NO
I WANT Or JOB
OF ANY DEbCBIPX
FIND TUE OAtBONj
UN. WILL
DVOOATK
OFPICJS THE ItSTll
EHT PLACE IlT T)V
COUNTr.
AND BU
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