VAIMKTIKS. A. SprlliRlktil nrl lifts boon fmilr-tl liy n llrwrtrltili nobleman. ,11c liroiijht lit r t( Now Yolk, ns tlio U,tilon my, innr Tied her, ami mil hwny with her What Iilnho mqn ilnn't know nlmtit whiskey pemrnly lA'nt worth worry ing over; but lltr-y nro imrztftl nlnmt "crooked wlllsUVy,'" nml wmittosiiiniili' a lltitdof"llint iieW kind." A ninti in New llninpsl'lro hnd tlm nil9fortlitio leci'ntlj' to loo his wile. Over the grave he caiu-eil a Btniie to lie (ilnccd, on which, II' rim depth of his Rrlef, he hnd oidi'irdto he ineerlbed : "Tears cannot realm o her iheicforu J weep." Hon. W. A. lilclitinlson tlio' at Qulney, III., Monday morning, aped (14, He served five terms a- a HepreJentn ttvo Tn Cougrpss from Illltioln, und was ohoset: U. S. Senator, In 18G0, lor the unexpired term of Stephen A. Doug, a ss. Mary Khter, aged sevonty-fonr years, died suddenly at I'ottavlllo on Monday. Her death, It Is believed, te.sulted Irom eatltigan npplo or oiaiigo,' a poil'lon of which Is supposed 10 Have, lodqt'd In her throat. A business bouse In Columbia has conspicuously dlsplajed In lis tliow window n man's skull, and printed in laigo letteis neioss the forehead ale tliCM- words of warning to the dally attaint of traveling salesmen: "This man was u hummer." Tin Louisville Courier Journiil says tltnt it oetleal New Yorker, learning that the lateM.P. Willis named his residence "Glen Mary," after his wlte, concluded that that was jut about the thing to do, and so ho calls his house "Ulen Matilda Jane." The Hcv. Mr. Mitchell preached a forcible sirinim, in tlio Methodist Church at Aneraui, X. Y., about hypo crites, lirother l'orter believed that he was alluded to, and replied from the pew that the pastor was a liar.' The service ended In disorder. liret Ilarto went to visit a relative in a suburb of Tioy, N. Y., whllo tlio family was nbtent. Ho was muddy, aud a servant iiit.staking him frr a tramp, reluctantly admitted him to the kitchen, mid lett a coachman to watch hint until her mistress nunc. A Chinaman at Truekoo, California, being detected the- other day in an at tempt to steal It piece df rubber hose, was kicked around the entire block ' by the irate owner, and after ho had thor oughly exhausted himself and worn out the seat of tlio Celestial's pantaloons, John calmly propounded the following question : "You no likeo lendum ?" Uevlvalist Hammond Illustrates an aK'ument with a horsc-shou'inagnct and nails of vatfous sizes, trorn a tack to a railroad spike. He llked's fba' niagiii't to Jesus '''ho tack typifies little cltll dicn, and he shows how readily they cling to the magnet. A simple touch, too, attaches the shlnglu nail, which he likens to a youth. The lamer nails are less and 'ess affected, until the big I spike a tough old sinner of the most inttnctable kind will jldt'Aiir under the Influences. A book agent called on a fainter the other day, anil was told that the tann er was ton busy to talk with him. "But," said the agent, "your farm work Is all done. You have nothing to ! occupy your time?" "Yes 1 have, too," retoMed the former ;'"I'vy got to , plant my toot und ritlsoh hook itgont." i And he did. He lais'ed him about tour fret. The officera who searched tlio bag- gage of the wife or Jojce, the whiskey i frauds convict, expecting to discover Government ootids, tound a small 'tin! box lit a ti link ; "Alt I here they are, said one ; and Mrs. Joyce's request that they would not open it confirmed tlio impression It was eagerly opened, aud was found to contain a nursing bottle aud other things for a baby. . An economical Japanese family cau live on six cents a day at nome ; but to obtain the six cents Is what causes the suffering. In Japan a sun-shower is called "the Foxes' Wedding." In New Kngland the natives mysteriously remark, "Tlio devil is whipping his wil'o with a cod fish tail. Some men are always lucky. A hun ter ol Brtinerd, Minn., while out In the woods recently, discharged his gun to clear out the barrel, and unknown to Mm a fine buck happened to bo In rnngo and was shot through the heart. Many British manufacturers and oth er employers, have lately changed pay lay ftom Saturday to Monday for the sake of the workmen, many of whom havo been in the habit of squandering their wages in dissipation on Sunday. A similar change is talked of In New ICngland. New Orleans is mystified by the sud den appeaiauco of a young stranger who casually dropped into a billiard sa loon the other day, said he'd try a game or two with the propiietor, "though he did'nt play much," and since that time has used up eycry good player that town cau rlfoduep. He ftiys he Is "Mr. Drew, from Texas," but that Eounds apocryphal. We had aways supposed that behind the screens one sees strung across the back end of a dressmaking establish ment, was where they keep tlio wood box and coal Kuttle, and Innocently enough we started to go behind one the other day, to spit. No, it was'nt a ghost, for ghosts don't yell so, or jump over b cord of boxes, and try to hide behind a spool of thread, but there was enough of foiue-tliing behind them to keep us In the front part of the shop after this. The Concord, (N. H.) Monitor fcays: "C. W. Moore nceived an application for a policy on the life of a man in Lan caster, a few., days ago. which furnished the following remarkable record of longllvlty on both sides of IiIb ancestors: firandpar' nts On father's slde:Grand father, 110 yearn ; grandmother, 03 years. On mother's sido ; Grandfather, 100 ; grandmother, 98 years, His mother Is living, aged 105 years, and the father died at 103 years. Ho has eight brothers and eWers living, of the following agee ; TO, CS, 60. 04, 02, CO, 58, and 45 years resrectlv?ly. Five ehlldren died in Infancy." It Pays ! Iiltoys!! T PAYS err Mauafadu'er, Jteiclinht. Mb. uliHiilr, Inventor, rarnier, or Pniteslnnal innli. lei Vti p lnu.i imiv mi nit Hi i Impioveuiculs and iti 'i'ovii ics tit tun ago l'A Y.i tlm head tit every fan lly tn Intro, dure Into Ins turn ehold n tiewsmper that Is In. .tin tno, nnatnat-fusteni a lato for Itivestigu. tlrn, mill pninotin thought nmlouccuinges dls cusLluu uiuotiK IlipmeiiiOurs. mm: fii'iiixnric amkuican 1 whleli In liei'li published week y lor tlio Irn-t ti trty tears, ikes Mils, in an extent borond that ol miv other puMlnitloit, In iart It I. iho only weekly p iper ouittlBhed In tho Uiil. led 8 rttiK, 1 voted to Mnuulncturea. Median. Inn. Inventions and New Dlfccovmles lnltue Att ami science. ,,.,, ... Lvctvniimiicris properly Illustrated und lis contents emntiwo tou l.le-t nnilmwt interest ing iiitnimntlon pri tnlnlUK to tha Industrial, Merit un "I, mui So ciilillo I'mirnia ot t.io World i liiicillillons witit Peautlful Encra vlnss, n' New invention, Now Implements. Nc rrmiK-iis. nnn Iwiiiovoa iniinMtics f ill ktinH i I'refu' Notes. Ilrclpe, MHHRi-stloiw OMl Advice. Iiv 1'inctual Wiiteis. lor Wink men ml Hioploer.. In nil too vorlori nif, loiinlnirn 'complete repem rv of Now Invon. tious iiMl DlJCiiTeilos i conlninlnit n weeVly icioril not only lit llio proafcus ol tlm ImlUR irnl AKs m our own cooolrv. but bbo omll Now Dli-invo les mid luvonlioiis in i vory urnnrh o( liumneerlng, MocU.iulca. nnu s.0 euce " Tiali WHIN nrJC AMPSIUUAN hss been Iho foienimr ot nil uldUNtiinl publiintl.ius inr llieii RiTniitv ciirn Ittfl tlio o'lleit lmifesf, cie.TOH.t.iud nest trfcfclv innstrated imwi'i do. otwi to U'litluoei vK, Meclmiiics, Olit'iulsiry. Ni w inventions slienco itrtl IniinHrlnl l'lo. BtOHj, wibinliHl "I tl" tor.il. Iho pii.ttlcnl' receipts am well nortli ten times the mb-crlptimi piko. And fr tlio shou mid honso will sjvo nianj times tbji cost of snb-t-crlntlon. .... .4, Ucicliiint", rnrmcru Meetmnlc, Knplncera, Inveuioin. Mniiulaclnres, (Jheioo-ts. Loveia of -oiento .mil t'cooleotiiH piotesaions. will tlnil tho Hciaxuno AMEIiiCAN useful to them. It ahoulil l.nvo Dim o Hi everv Kinntlv, l.loinri , StmtV, OlUco mid t'mmtiii" Hoom: In overv lleaelus noom. lollnno Hiul r-t'liol. A new 7oliune commences J nuary lt 87ii ' A veiiiM ini'iibi'i- cont h n U l'm'ea nnd Sorer al lluiidrcJ Enanmuira. 'lbonsiiiMh of vol linos 1.1 preset veil lor tniulinfi and and lefer erio lo.ms. fa.20n yeai bv mull, liicuidliif iMistiio Iiiscotints to Ulubs. speciul encu- alH pt lnpt i lub tnlen Kent tree. it'0 cuoiea Milled ou rccoipt ot ten centa an ew jiemeiH. PATENTS. 1 n connection wi li tlioHcliSitlllo American llexsi'H .MUNN A t'o. nro Sntcttnrs ot Aiu'iirnn and 1'OiOiitii Patenta. aud have tlio Urgost eilal. ll'lnni'iit In the wen lil. Moio tban nttv tlion Baiidaoiillcnuoiia liaro beon niudo for patents tluoURli tliet iwoiicj'. l'ntenta oioobttlned om tho bet tir.ns, Moil els ol Mew Invention and bkctehOH' e.imulned niulndvico fico. A apeclsl notioo m mmlo tn tlio -clruiifio Ameiicen of nil Invention!) I'at enteil tbtouali this rtuency, with ihoimniennd tonldenco ol the Patentee. I'atonts aie often siild in oart of whnlo. to pctaun' attineted to tholavcnllnn bv "uchuoilio fend tor roinnh let, ciiiilainlnR full illvectlons lor iibtainlni; 1'atoulH. , bound volume coutaiuinK tlio I'at. cni, Ijiwa, Ceuaus of tlio U. H., ami 142 Knprnv lug ot mechanical movements. I'rlco S5 coots. AddiesR lor tlio l'oper. or unnceinliis l'uteiiia. MUNN it Co., a7 1'nrk How, Now YoikJIiauck unioe, (.'or. t it 7th Bta.. WuBlilnntoo, I). O. -r-JTAVE YOU KEAl) IT I YOU.VO M13N VOUNG liAUIES and ALL WliO OO INTO BOCIBl'Y ' Should lttad that Hplendt I New Hook, THE SOCIAL LIFE ! Wiltten wnli masler'y ability, otlmnal, iiosb, nml Minkllne. Amino licit 111 Villnulllp bleu-. wise sulfations of evorv-nny ntl liy, and teem Ihk with unitOH for ci nveiaatiou. nillllitnt wit mid m-nlal hmnoi' enlivon Its partea. ihiiI.iiik It I'eltK.itluilv cnierUil.iiiiK o evallnK, aud 1 lgblv Instinctive. All oraintnt for tho pallor A 'valuab'e bimk lor tho llocry. A apleudld boi R ftr o inosent. 1 AHLE OF CON'I KNTs, 1 Acrnalntftncos: S Our Fieuilsi 3 Friend's l-'rl nils: 4 L-.dlus' nclctv 3 Women's F lendobip 0 iVenhOoi'N 7 Heimits 8 Visits ami lievn-its: V Social Equiv aleiiin; 10 i.eititur ou In Rocitty 1 i ivili.y; 12 Klemunta ot l'leiisautnoi- 13 Socl-I uses ot lmntmi.'tlou; 14 .MmcKei InChaincler: 15 Uaos nf DlttiMtVi 10 t'onventioual'tios i 17 AineeaUlo I'eople- 18 Mannori; 10 ConvetiMtlon 10 Oo.nl TaUI.-itr i 21 sociable htltnce : Hcaervod Peo olo : 2.1 oc ft yalanianders. Ac. j ' 4 i he Talent or Lo"i iiiK Like n 1'uol with l'roiirioty i 25 l'cr. bonal Kascloatiun, fti Ooods Looks. "1 Plulimet.a ami II tavtr.28 Women'a Faces 59 Heauty and 111 al n-i; TO ideal Womon , 31 I'npui ir Women s :;i Hntteroiip i 33 wi et Hjiveuteen i 34 Mnturo noons, M Urea. Oirls i JU Pietty Witnon i 37 Men's Fa0iilo-; 'di LItt'O Women- 3J Willows; ) Wives i 41 ii or Men's Wives j 4- Womanli dess; 43 Phllusophv ol Lure; -14 Falllui ill mvn, 45 First Lovrj 40 Filitatiun-, 47 Quiet Attentions; 8 Ohi'o ins a Wife- 40 Misa lluucca- 60 Lovers' Miseries ; .,1 HachelotH bv Pioresion ; 3" Wait 1m; lor 1'nnco I'leitynuin-13 1 lopoa s- 51 Mar I .lura Knp-nori moots; A3 Hiokeil llt.arta . 0 lit't- tiiiK AlaiiKO fi Miseries of the Honeymoon: as I hneets ol Married Life - 5n Young llUBU.iuila and Wives Ci Love's Lipht. LIST OF ILLU.STHAl'IONS. - A eoolal (iathoilug; n Do Iglitlul C'iod; " Homoooilv's Coming and 1 ICuow Who." Olnhcodi The 'touch Siory ; The First Visit : What Hoes tlio Fice Tel it ' Ilo Lovm, Ho Ixivos Mo Not;" Words of Kxnlunatliio; First Love; ThoJudfro's Hide; rilrtatlnna ; fehailows Moen ny tho Itijo. lod, lenitor rtonla; 'Tho Old, old story:" Ac cepted : lntemipteilj 'the Pjpular Woman Tlio Pic-nlo; our Own File.-iue. II nrtaomo y I'nntetl au Dcuiid, and Hoau 1 1 fu I Iv Jllustnited AOPN TS WANrF.Iltn every town. Totlioo Coslnns ".Titr. .-octAt. Life," and who do not know where to llnu an Aeent, tlio 1'uli Hbers will send n copy, postaeo paid, on reco.pl of tlio pi Ice. f.! an. . TII13 11RLMONT rUHI.lSlIINO CO. decll 1131 Uhcscniit st Phllndo phla, Pa. TItljS WEEKLY SUN. 177(5. NEW V(UK. 187(1. Kluhteen linnored and novcntr-slx Is iho Ccn teunlai jeur. It Is n so ilinycarm which an Opposition House ef Hepreaentallvea. tho first frince tho war, wnl bo In power at Wat-ritngtou and i no voaroi too iweiiiy-tinut oiernou oi a ITo-lduit if tho llnmd Mules. A'l ot tnb events aro i-ure to be ol Croat interest and Im iwiitanco, i'spooi3ily the twolaitor; ftnd all of them and cveiythlnifconnroicd witfl them will bo liulv and fleshly repurlcil nnd expounded in Tins HUN. 'i he oimnfllMoii Tlooso of Itenrea ntatlvca. taking the lino of Inqutrr oi'enod yors oku dv 1 UK s-UN will atornlv and dlllaeutly in vo-tigate the cotrnpilona and mladcOds of OUAM'ti ad. minlsirntioti and will. H Is to bo l.o nil lav tit- f 'tii'dalion fornnowKUit Lett rr win toil in our naitonal history, of nil this fin: HUN wl.l con tain cotiipielo nnd accurato nccouma, lurtusb malts reodcrawtth osrtyapd truflwoitliy tn lur. nation tijion tne-e iin.-droln topics Tlio twenty-third I'resldeiitlal election, with tho prepjrat ons for It, wlli bnineu.orab'C aa de ciding upon QUANT'S aspirutions lor a third totmot power ami plunder, and fctlll more as deciding who fli.'ll bo tlio randldatoot thoparty of ItL-tnrui. and aaelecttug that caudldlto. Con cerninjr all tataoaubjocts. ihoso who road THIS SUN will bavothocoustant meauaot being tnoi ouuhly wed Inlormod. Ttiu SVEKKLT rt 'N, which baa attained a cir culation ni over eighty thousand copies, al redily bus its readcta In every stale and Terri tory, and wotrn-t that tho vear 187a will aco tbelr numbers doubled. It will continue to bo a thuroiurb newspaper. All tho euei al news ot tho day will bo funnd In It. condensed when unimportant, at tnll length w.ieu ot moment! ami alway8,wo trust, trtiatod In a clear, il tores t iug and Instructive manner. It la our aim to make Iho Weekly NUN tbo btst famliy newspaper in the voiM, and we ati.dl continue to vivo In Its columns a largo amoout nt misieilaneoua leadlutr. euch aa stones, talc, poems, acleutlfiu inteldgence and agricultural lurnrumtlun. for whicu we are not aula to make loom In our daily edition. Tho agilcultural tlepaitiuent ctpectnlly is one of Ha pron.lnent thatm'ea Tlio fashions are also rexuiarly leuortoil In its columns; aud so aro the markets of every mud Ilia Vkcklt Bite, elgbt pases with flttv-tlx broad columns is onlv tl.'Oa year, iiustape pie uuid. Ah tnls price baicly repays the cost of the papei, no discount can be mode from tills lalo to clul.s, agents. Postmasters, or auruuo i The Iiailt fiu.v. a large four page newspaper ot iwouty eight columns, elves uli tbo news inr two centa a copy, riuoacrijitlon, postage pre paid, 55c. a mouth, or ft'.fHi a vour. Hunuay edl tiou extra, tl.l11 per veal We havo' no travel. MKOvcuts. Address, Tile. BUN, N. Y. City. Nov. 27,-M Plotts' Star Organs. Evcrr Intttruinent fnllv vrvrrunted. Factorv i timltfflce, WuhtiiiJgtou, i. J. Ooneapoudenco ttUilClVUU i$5 5. $5 $5 5 . Fivn Dollars will rmchases Fraction of an Industrial jixtllMtlnii Hand, tl nt la certain in Uluw one of tho following l'lomiuiua. On Jlccci),btr Clli, 1875. A Tfllllll irlllell rnsls npli- IT Mfm ilt-nnrnn- of tlio fo'lowliiK, ami lll bo loeilved by tlm C'umualiyat any tlifio in slxtuontba.iia t5 in tlio liuiclilnoofattillliioil rrina If. .. ..I,.,.... I .... ., - , v. v"' ' " until nun uu l iibuvd im IUHS. m i leniiuiua ot .3'Oeacli, "i Til.flm ' I , in in '.oil " Paid In Cash, 909 " loo " I and no to " j ' 10 " dednctlou, A " 2. W 50 to loo 210 411 MAO Tlio Lowest ronilnm la $2,10. Kncli rrncllon ninst draw this sum. .Ml Fraeilons will ho aiiod Willi 115.10 WBUr. chosen w!iolo nund. '1 bis Is a chance for n fortnno and no chance for loaa. A tfi Hot el particulates In four drawings oncli year, until it hia drawn one of tb fuiluw. liij; pieuilmua, $(00,000 T II S4J, S50, $'200, SISOO, ooo, si.ooo. s:t,ooi, s 95.0, $IO,000, !S35.poo, The llomln UoyM br tho IndunitHI Kxhibl timn.'!!.. ntoii ctvyof tho Kuiutiuu Uuveru- ILIIHll Ij()H1S. Tho lioinU nro (i Rafe Investmrnt. Vmi'lAi Ol' HJLVIili MEANS Oan find no better or aifcr tnvedtim-nt. Ko chnnco ot loss A fortune may bo acquired On December (Jfh On Jannn,ry Hid. PUItCHASE NOW. How to Purchase- In Detain, nr by certified ( heclc or TSiprt, or Postal Oioer.or I nift.cir pnclnen areenliscks Mi n leinstereu letter to, nml mulo payablo to the Inilnstunl Exhibition Oo llie fluids la'aM by silo of these llonds, will 1)0 applied to tho orecllon ol n CRVSTAL PALACE Which eycry American will bo proud of. ItECOLLEOT, 1 ho Indnstrlnl Kxluliltlon Is a lerltlmeto en terprlso ehnrtered bv Ilia stale of New t ork. lis Ulieii.ia mo tho boat cltucns ot Now Voile. t It has had anvon drawlnns a noe July 187l,aud limn uiiviu p.iuoipui U.III inieresi 750,000. Any oiui obtaining n pieminm, thi? company pledaos itsulf not to muko putil-c. This euti'tprUn l Mmply n new foitn of biodi InnoseiiBO Is it to tier eoamz-dasa luttoir. 'I iteio aro no blanks. Ho miro and purctaso at onco. i f t will bny a Fi action tor December nth, 1876 ti ' " QuiutT Hond for Jan 3rd, 1870 eiu nnu iiuuu -.n " " Whnln Hond " " All llonds orn oxcbliUKeublo loto city lots, in the suburbs of No Yolk Citv. Hach iiond-lio de'r is rt aardoit as mi hi.iiiiinri- tneiuborof tbo Inilnstrlal FUnib.tlin Co.. and is weltomo nt tho P.ttlurs of tno CO.. No. 12 unst iiii -btrtoi. Ageuis vanteu All coiiimuiilcatliiiH nnd limiltnnc.s to to manotn tlio Imluslrlal Kxlnbltloii Co.,'1) j'Enst mi m., uji. ttiu vt,.. uuti iiiuiuiAllv, now ViirK city. Fur fie pnrnoso of plvlng tlio H n'-holdetB of the Iudusiiiat llxlubition Co., full imd ccmpiete iiiiurniMiiiiii 1, iu mo lirucross ni mo uinnpauy, and aoomoloie list of tho dinnln;s, an IIIuh. traie I journal win bo published, vie: Tho Industrial Exhibition Illii'trated, tubsoriptna Ono Dollar per 1 far Any ono sendli a a club of Hsubso lliera. with tls will tie grvr-n a Preinium nf ono Firch in or x Hond .elu.i of 21 subsonbirs, a S 'loml.club oi r.o auu-criocr.i n wmuo mm i. Ai uieis. Industrial Exhihitlnn IlltiBtratcd, lit Bast 17th Htroet. New York City. 30 Will purcliusu 111 Fractions. Niiv )I3 It Dr. Warner's Sanitary Corset, With Skirt-Supporter & Self-nil jus. l'.ada PAIKS1EP bm r. Ulll, 1375. Secures He?H) and Comfort nf Ilody, with Grdcu'nntl Ileatity of Form. Wo would particularly call attention to tho following advantages: 1st. It olTords n convenient aud efficient fnp port for the linderoloihlng 2d. 'I ho Self-Adjusting Pads aro the delight of every lady. They give elegance to tbo toim.Rnd are nut In any way injmlous or objectionable. .Id It combines ttueo earmculs in one a cor set, n aicirt supporter, nnd r-elf.tidjtistin pads -and yet cots no uioro than an otdiiiory corset. In ordering, give slzi of walft Instead ol num ber ot corset UMialiy worn. Trios in tendon Cord. (2 0, i-atteen, 11.75. Misses' Corsets. Jl,t5, chlldieu's Corset-Wnlsc with Stocking Supvorter, lii.CQ. banipies sent by mail on rccelot of price. fir 25 cenia will bo allowel for tills advertlso meut, If It is cut out and sent with tho order. ' Greit inducements to go'id Agents. Adriress Wnmer Ilros-,703 Uronilivity) N. Y. No. CC-wl Bla!4)piitill'H ISow SJory. St. George and St. Michael. A ROMANCl! OF CAVALlttlt AJttl'iioUNnUttrjJ By GEORUK jrACDOXALl), Apthor of "Annals of ft Quiet Neighborhood," Wlutrad Cumbeimcde," &o. 1 Vol. IuxstAateb. 12mb. CLOTH. $1.75, " Tho wnrka ol no novelist ol the nrosent 'dav have had wider Ra.o or been more universally admired tnan tbo stories ot thin wonderfully gifted author. 'St. George And St. Michael 'Is hia laat aud crownlnir effort "Columbu Dim. "Ittsonoof Mr. Macdonald'siiio.-.t etjoyablo productions, and wi'l win lilm hots ot new friends andndmtters" Hartford Ivtt. " Tbore Is u good portrait ot tho author and a number ot illustrations wi left are more tban or- dlnarlly tine." ramurwrt wttKiy. Tobe bad of any Bookseller, or will be sent to any address postpaid, on reooipt of price, by J. J, 1'OIID ft CO.. Poollshers, noy27 V Park Place, is ew York. AND "THE WEEKLY GIlAPniO." The Largest, cheapest and Best Illustrated Newspjper, the Weekly Kdltlon of Tin Only Dilly-nhitnUi rsptr is th World, al Us JiOIICI, IIOUC PAPER OF AllKIUCA, Twelve largo pages i beantitnl lllnstrattons ; a mngnitlceni twopago steel repioductlnu ol a celebrated pictntei serial and short stories); fashions; nows; travels Ac, In every nnmber. Only S'l 50 per Year. Costly und metal premiums clvoo to elnbs. The lurgost casli comiulssious to ugents ot any paper. Wtlto fur specimen. THE fillAPIIIO COMPANY, decll-Sw 33-41 Pats Plaeo, New York, $5 $5 ma3 n Tailor AND DriALEIl IN (ivuVH FtirulHliliig Gnodn, HANK 8T11RF.T. LKIIIOIITON, I'KJIN'A. Constantly on band it targe and splendid slick of NEW GOODS, ()omprllnir PLAJrf AND FANCY CLCTIIB CAHMtMlilllN and VICSTINUH. for jflSN'M aim HOV'M WUAlt, wlilch I am prensred to makis ur TO otlDEIl Jn the vety LAl.'liST FAHI1ION, al short notlrfe. ' LADY'S, AIISSKS' s.nil OIllLDIlEN.'S A wMl-seiected stock of FIlllNrit and TttltK- nr moiiori.-u, III.OVK KID, LASITNtl, VII). PKIHILM AND UltAIN LlSATllKU HOOTh nud HIIOEy ou hand, or JlaMt) to Order. Of the LATHST STTLEH always on hand at TIIU LOW153T PHIClvS.' Also. Agent for tbo Anici'icnii & drover & linker I' ONLY ONE THICK FOIt EVISttYHODY Jan. II T. D. CLAtfsa. TtrOTII EI19, Look nt that Cln'd, JJ, ha 7" Wo.'ina. Oo or send ot onco to DUP.LlNOa i'.1.1.', ,','.,:sT0 ",15' 1 Bl a l,ottio of Ids WOHM HMtUP, so ploisunt and yet so sure. May 9 o. a. siiTmouat, bi. o IlltVtl HTOIIM. V V rni-nnr O'lrin. TtijKNlIi lltlll HlttKVN Hfrnpfs Plllf,r1..lr.lln la moro than uually succcisiul m t ho Ire anient of lllood. Hum nnd Urinary' ifTectli ns nlsensos arising uuoiign inipiuuence or earlv ludlscro tliins, orwheio the parties afll cted do notcaie to apply to ihelr regular plivsieian. Chariios inodointo. Two-tlilrns ot the Doctor's: ii.itlciits have omployeil nlm solely tbiough tbo recom tncndatiim of others. lulr J4 yl jyjUS. S. E. FATINOIJIl, MillinergDress Maker, One door above Darling's Drug Stote, BANK Street, Lehighton, Tcnna., Has Just opened a splendid assortment of the latest styles of Spring ami Summer Millinery Ooods! ComprlslngHATS. HONNirrH.TItlMllINas. llAIlt HOODS and NOTIONS to wmeh he Invites tlioattonllun ol the Ladies of Lehighton and vicinity. Co" Lmlios own Material made np to older at shot t notice, and at lowest prices. Also. Dealer In Grocery Prqvisions, 1KA8. enrpnns. mum Aiis. !TriN and I'.tUi.s. iivii , 'siot't,Di;ns, tilDK-MKA T, .to. ,4 1'. FLOUR AND FEED, Of the Pest ntanila. at price, fully aa low ns olsvrheio. 'Iho lllghcat Market Price paid for at. Kinds of countky rnoouuE, In Kxehanro or Goods. A share ot pobllo palronszr Is snllo't'd. u . .. W ns' 8' 1:' KA 1 13ING SR. MaytP.yl poll OOOI) JOH V"ISTINO. I'Ai.l'aT' iv 'ri'W.OA'lIlON' ADVOCATE OITTOI!.' Wok ready when promMed. 'nd et city utlcos. Ho sure to call-It wl.l psy to do so. Plotts' Star Organs Now and bountiful designs. Arents Wanted Addross. J..DWD PLOTI.-S, Wliihlnitnu. N L Tt'Hl' LOOK AT UEtl IIAtnt Why I ihonght it wero turning groy t So It was. un. Plotts' Star Orgaiii Ate In cases warranted not tn crack or warn It 11:0 PJotts' star Organs. .-end for p. ice list and lift of testimonial aldrcss HDWAltD VloIvs. Washington, N. rpilE MONOPOLY OVERCOME 1 JL I''I RST OLASS SEWING MACHINES NOW Oi-TEUEIl AT I'ltlt'ICS WITHIN THE IlEAUIl OF ALL. Tho Mclean a bennor maciii.ve co 523 North Eighth btroit. I'hiladclphia, are now elllng their Snponor Ko. 1 SKff.VfJ MACIUXC, Complete, with Larire Walnut Tables and a full liuoof Attachments, for TXVEXTV-FIVE SMJIXASJS. n every respect eriual to other makes hereto, oro sold for M0. j-iveryboilv onght to know lint wo ran afford to dn it because we do not omploy cnnvasors, mil die-men or persnui.er, but tell direct to tho pcoplo at a lea'onsblt. profit, 'therefore we aro enabled to aitppiv a (superior r-en mg Machine at the unirooedonted Low Piico ot Tweutv-llvo Dollarn Daunt buvwlihout being fully posted, and do not let any one humbug you into paying 60 ori70. when yon can got the best for 1 but c ill nt onco at our Salesrooms und examine for yoursolvoa. Mclean a bennoii machine co., W3N. KianTIl St , Philadelphia. SeptiH, 1875-tf AN ELEQANT BUBU RBAN REIDENCK. at clieatnnt Hill, with Two and a Half Aores ot highly Improved nnd ornamental Lawn aud Garden, teauttfullv situated on the Heading Turnpike, ten minutes wuilc from the railway depot, and oommaniuuir a tine view ot tlm wr.snhieiinti Valler and its romautlo sur roundings. For sale or to 'et, with or without Fnrnttute tor terms antt corns w view tue premises apply to TIIOB. 11. BUOHMaKISR, 1S4I N. Thllteeuttl St, HENRY II. BUIL LINOFOltu. 124 Hoatn tourui ot., PhUa. EMPLOYMENT.-r' 5SS wo have Jnst wlmt von need. Our 9 x 11 Moon ted Chroinos outsell anvthlng In the maraet ln,uiina wrttnat ' I struck nnt lestfudav. and bv working easy four hoars, eleated ti." A lady baa Jnst reported her profits for the toienoon us to r yester lav up to two o'clock she cleared 17.60. We can prove without qieauon that ono agent ordered scoouf tovse ehromoa In eleven wi. ruins data. We have the lai gost and finest atsoitment In the 'United Btnioa; Uundredsof choice aabjects from winch toru loot. We will send you au assorted 100 of the best selling oniccdpt ol tu.oo. Bend In vour ordet a or give us u call, tuuiplo by null 'ic, ur Hi tor II. JT, I.ATIIAM A; CO., 419 WOxdilngUin UU, Boston, Mnsa P. O. lioxllW. Oct.U. BANK STREET, Lehighton, Po.( MILLEIIM and Dealers In JFlour& feed. We wnnld, atao, lcsoccltnlly Infcrm onr eltl eens that "wn me now fully prepared to UUP PLY taem with IS3i' of Coal From any Mine desired t VERY LOWKST I'UICES. J1 IIEILMAN & UQ. July M. Ib tho average monthly profit estlmatetl to bo paid to holdeis of stock privileges by various bankers In Wall btreet. Tho house of Messrs. Alexander Forthlng ham & Co., 12 Wall afreet, Now York, who possesses s, world-wide reputation for their strict Integrity, offer to send gratuitously for one year their Finan cial Weekly Ileporter, and a nook ex plaining how sums from ten dollars to thousands may be invested. Thoso who Invest llttlo havo the samo advan tage ns large operators. Send for their Weekly Boston rost, Nov. 12tb. Address, Alex. FrpjfliiiigJ.am & Co., Hankers and Urokcrs,12 Wall St., N.Y. V0ND15RFUI'. DUT TRUE I Whenever I " getn IlOTI'LE OF YOTTII OR MO.fOO i Iain 11 a 1,11, uuMi. hist, oro Jioxof Lll, j.i wiii rei, or ouytniug in tnai i lino to lieantl fy tlio complexion, at DUItLINO'S DltUO hTOKH, It seems to bo nlcet and better than I can get anywhere else. Mars. rpilE SLAJINGTON PLACING MILL AND Cabinet Ware Factof AI' SliA'JiKWrUK. JOHN BALLIET, Proprietor, Deals In nil kind nml of Pine, Hemlock. Otik mi lima wo"u LuniDfr, Ami is now pi imreii ui ciecuw uuy inuuiu ui urucrs ior DrcsseB LumbcE OF ALU KINDS. Doors, Rashes, Winds, ShutteiM, JIonltlinpH, Cnhinet IVaro, Ac, With 1'ro.nptnoss. Brackets Made to Order. The M achtnery Is all new and of tho best and most Iniprovofl kinds. IVmnloy nonobut tho tiesl woiamen.'iiso well seaMined and good mn teilii, and amtrd1 oforoabiO toguaianteo entire saiiHfactlon to all who mav lavor me with a call. Onlirs liv mail niotnni.lv attended to. Mv cliaraos sre inoilerati; tcuns cash, or Interest charged alter thirty daya GIVE ME A CALL H7" Those eiiTageilln Ilmlding will find It to Ihoir advuntsgo to hivo Mdlug, Floor Hoards, Doors, '-as. ics, ahutiers, Ac Jti:, nude at this Poetorv. MnylSyl JOHN BALLIKT. JJonso and lot for gn,le, Hltnate iu ths Borough ot I.ehlphton. The House is abont 24x211. with Kitcuen stiached. andtholot tsabnut k of an acre. Thereis a good well ot water ou tno premises. Tho rental ot tlio piojierty w.ll net about 10 per cent, on the pmclisso money. For fnrtlier particulate app.y nt i he ( aciion AinocATtt olBce. At ay 22. 1473. Plotts' IStar Organs Any person wtsnlug to purchase a parlor organ, where tncro Is no'agent for fin 'Btar.' would do well to write for speoml tales, tn introduce this ln-trument. duress, KDWARD PLOTTB, Washington. N J. SPECULATOE in SMOKE; Ubs taken np his quoitera at the PENTEN NIAL CIGAR and rOBAOCO EllPUI UJI Leibenguth's Building BANK BTREET, LEHIGHTON. where mav be fnnnd at all times s foil Use of the choicest brands ot CIGARS AND TOBACCO, 11KIAR WOOD and other. PIPES cheaper tban at any other place outside oj Phi ladelphia. r. T. BRADY. ang.7,iH5-tf. Plotts' Star Organs Any person, male or female, who has a little leisure tinin can procure a llrat-ctaaa instrument at a greatly rednoed rlco. Bend stiunp 'Ior particulars. Address, EDWARD PLOTTS, Washington, N. J. JpOR SALE OR TO LET. A ONE-STORY FRAME BDILDINR, built expressly for a 1'IIOTOOHAPIIER, or wonld Bait a CI OAK-MAKER. SHOEMAKER or TAILOP.. Will be sold very Cheap for Uisn or on abort time with spproved security. Apply ntTUlB OFFICE. Juneli-tl Manhattan OIL Company, 'OF NEW YORK. " Lubrlcatiiifr nnd llliuninatlnir Qlls. WAl. N. MAROUS, Boom 31 Merchants' H. chango, THIRD aud WALN UT hUeot's.Phlla Uelphia, Po. i- - Nov. 20 1S7S. in general that they haye opsnsd Z.3mlbop War 4 tn connection wtlu Usir MW - MILL, nkaii tub l. a bapot, WEIiSSPRPenna., And that tiiey hart now on Band an 1 MHB Haa LUUBBR, 8UUII AH Ilongh Pino Hoards, ouriaceti rino Boards, Flooring, ilomtock and lint. Sidings, of all kinds, Shingles, an Immense itf Hoofing and Celling LW, Scantling, And, tn fact, LUMnKRof sTsry dtssnstUtt the Ttry LOWKST MARKET PBIOit We sre also nrensmd tn rnni.1. snTina.. and others with a superior article ef AMO suitable for MASONtlY WORK. rLASTHfl We have eonstanttvnn hms sAWED FIREWOOD, whtea we sell In Ian YOUlfpol'llET'' M PBI0B8 TO BvfT Oot MoTto IIONIST COCNI tOW PICM, Ycakcl & Albright, Weissport, Al"f- "Carbon Cranty, n. JK. HIORRRT, . Opposite L. A B. Depot, On the East Weisjport Canal Bank, Respeetfnlly Informs the eltlssns ot this n.lnl ty that he keeps constantly os hand and B KLLM Flour Feccl, ALSO, DALKB IJJ FOR BUILDING AND OTHER Pt7HrOBE3 which be gnsrantees lob Thoroughly Seasoned, AND WHIffiU HE IB NOW SBLLINS AT THE VERT LOWEST RATES. Coal! ipostl ! I WHOLESALE and RETAIL, it Use LOW JBBT CASH PRICKS. lie baa a a nnmber ol vary ellnWy locate JSiiilflin Xrfrtg In niCKERTSTOWN, JTrankUn TowbsUs which ho wlli Bell on very Zaay Terms. Ang . J K. RtCKXRT. BUY IT f TRY IT I- 1HK INDIA TtV JJ I1ER PLABTEH-t lor a Weak Ilicic, DUKL nan inra, ata? s ,r)!))MO'JEy K )R ALL Only two Dimes ' O lly two Dime. "It is always d.rkl stbe'oredav" ro any tder who will send 2 cents to ui.wc wdl send oue box ol 9931 which we guarantee will pat voU In tho way tomato 8.01 a month, nnd not tako ha'f yonr time 8ul tabin lor men nr women, boys or girls and la entirely new. Thnn-.au is cm now secure pay.' lug business, and constant Inconu This la the "chnnco ot a lifetime." and if you will not em brace it tell your Irlenda, for It la A fohtuhh for ome vtmlir deserving person who needs at helping hailfl Notareeioe. Jewelry, or other htitnbuor, Du: a s.iyg and sobk guaraoteod bnsl i ess uppbrttmity. "ample pox. circulars. Ac , &c, sre tent ut cost, 2 cents, only to introduce It- nono free', nnu none need reply 'nniess they, want to make Ji a year clear. Ilnndreds are making that, and 21 conts and Wis will show, vou "how 'tta done." Address HUNTER A CO., Hinsdale, N. H. 1 $ DOWN WITH HARD TJjJIES. $, SftYC Monoy Bn no ". Dy wbere you can tiEr touk monkv's woBTn, The Great N, E. Do lar Bale, 33 Ilroomneld, Bt , Boston. Mass J since 1873 hay sola goods to 123.000 patrons. IV offers every fanetv of Dry. Fancy, and staple (Moils Groceries, Hooks, Cutlery, Glass Ware? &c, Ac, ut about luuf price, and sella KYinT; Ttnxq at oxpr onk dollaii First llamlg u Dnvs from manufacturer and first bands, and can soli for tl what country dealers ask 12 and $i toy. Tins ts no hmmbng.no " tickets ' or lottery. See) our clicul.irs. and rsitbo thousands ot article,? ofTered nt only ti. We aro indorsed by the best' papers of llotton, and by 100,000 patrons. Sea nnrciicuiars. " tt'O Cnn an1 w11 li our goods at leas' than any other house, We lend by mall or e;pr is c. O. D. and let vou sea goods before, buvnig. We want agents everywhere," !N? risk, no capital needed. 1 OllO Cent buys a poslal car, fend one. for nil nur papers, circulars and Ustal Wo cas and do tell li articles, books. &o ,al.' lor A slnole DOUak. Deantlfnt Jtlnga, pins, li acelets, sets. 1'lpes, VinlIcs,OulUts, Castors In fact 2iAX) article all at II. rinro Now. and save money. You can do It, please try. Ad-' urusn iui oniersio 1L. liltuiaTUN se uo., N.-E. DOLLAR BALE, 61, Broomneld Bt, Boston. Mass. - Nov. 27 e, o. w-Sov 177(5 A National Family Paper 187tt The OrfJit Family Paper of America, the only paper exposing every swindler, qnack and bum-' bug. and sayttg milUmt to the public, Is now, ready to'- the cvntennial campaign, and HO.OiO more, delighted subscribers. Tho Stnr Spangled Banner JfgM piSi 4o-column ptpor, Isdqer site. oTeiftowinr wftn; charming Stories, Tales, Sketches, Poetry .Wit? H'imor and Fan. It gives all new Keeipes. Itlgbta. Becreta"Art. io 4o . has a Children's Department, a Medical Department, Puzx er'a Corner, etc, etcVaud ts a prt Family Pacer. HriMMlrts if" pccuiiy U to iirosa everr . i,Vy, rand. Quack. Swlnaler. and ' Beat.'" i,Yery nnmber has five columns of truthful, reliao.e statements. No sawdust, lot tery gift. Imnd or -put and call", game can ever. eaten" you If 'yoo read this greaf paper. It ex po es aU jwln.dletg witnout fear or favor, and glveaallstof over ioou.wIib names and "games.", Tt f!naa 9ut ' cents a year, and Is sent pre ai jvpia j everywhere. It la Just the pa per for eterv home. Southern or Northern. It i net polltlcal.'reugloru or sectarian. It vavtt' ror all. Htarted in 1SS3. tt has gone on for 13 years, and 13-raid by lOu.coo people. You want' it and wilt havo it tmt Urn. : why hot now 1 1 Elegant Chromes, effPctr" mos. (wofih Ttl.00 eaeh). alxesxll lectea, finely' monnted, and we offer ANT porB ot these gema and B anseu a whole year, all free, far 11. These are otnuini ehiomos. suitable tor Kny parlor, 8o other pTemlumttt ered. '' A Last' yord. 'HSffi'S this one year do take a National, patrtotto.' wideawake paper one that Is for niotrr and against wrong i one that, know no Party, no! north, sontn. east or westt but a pacer Intend ed for every reader, one that save money t tta reader by exposing the "trloka.nu traps i"o swtndledom i and now Is the time. You natu put It off too long. Bend to-day, Now la tlw accepted time. ... , Si Only 75 cents secures this great paper a eel year. WUburcbarmlngnxoat'ls.au).r II. fi numbers sent tor tl ceuts. Bpeotmeua (loo.ooo leuuy) SOT thee to ALU Send for It NOW. Costs uothiu to see It. send TO-DAI.tu BANNER PUBLISHING CO.. Nov.20ecwmt ' Hinsdale, N.II.