. 1 Confession of n Iiiisbnnd. It was about the buckwheat cakes. I told Marl Ann any fool could beat lier making those cake?, and she said bad 'better try It. So I did. I emptied the batter all out of tho pitcher, oue eve ning, and set the cakes myself, I cot .the dour, and the salt, and 'the water, and, wirned by the past, piit In a liber al quantity of eggs and Ghoritnlng. I shortened with tallow from ronst beef, Decauso I could not find any lard. The batter did not look right ; I lit my plpo and pondered : yeast yeast tone- euro. I went and woke lip thu baker, and'cot Mi cents' worth of yeast. I set 'tho Ditcher behind Hip alttlnrr riimn at me. and went $Jt bed." In tlio morning I got tip' early, and tSrepaieci to enjoy my trt utnph ; but I dld'nt. Tho yeast tvbs strong enough to raise tho ilead, and the bat'er was running all ovtrtho car pet. I scraped It up and put it In an. other dl?h. -Then I gut n firo In the kitchen, and put on tho griddle. The first lot of cakes stuck to the griddle. Tbo second dittoed, only more, Maria came down and asked what was burnr Infe." "She" advised ihh to grease the criddlo. I did it. One end of thu gild die cot too hot, aud I dropped' ' tlm thins on the tendered corn while try ing to turn It around, f'lunliy the cakes wero ready for brca1;fat an! Mnilti uot tlio it Iter thlues ready. W'u nit down. 'Mv cakes did not have tho 'liiilit flavor". I lost my np'petlteut once Mara 'would not let me put' one on her jilate. I think those cakes may be reck, oned a' dead loss. The dog rari'oll and stayed three days after one was offered to him. The cat would not cat them. The' bens 'would not ao within ten feet of them. I threw them Into the back j ard, 'and thero has riotr been a pic on Ihe'preiulses since. I eat what is put before me now. and do not allude to my luotbet's system of cooking. Items from Manbury Notts. Since the advent of "rlo license." In Dautmry It Is Impossiblu to get tho in side n'oeket of all overcoat too deep. Coal jt)ll Johnny r.j.cU driving a dray Ill UlllUIUllUhfal. UliU .in uiuk viumi- boat In Pennsylvania, 1ms secluded him self on a farm In California. Public attention was temporarily di rected, on Saturday;' from' the condi tion. of affairs In Herzegovina, by the appearanco of a dmn tin fjic back, of a horsdon Alain street'. The Sanitary Kccord says that alter dinner an' hour should be devoted to social recreation, for tho repose of both the,' body1 nntf"mlnd.' Wo hope farm bands will attend to this. Don'Carlos thinks his offer to com bine his forcejj with those of the gov ernment 'against the United States In timidated us from fighting. Heavens 1 how Jong must we submit to this humil iation. VduliTtliat Torn' llyer were nllvo. The qulltina atfeor; Is upon us. The frames arebpSlalrs'ln tliVgarrit, with the nails conspicuously staudlug out In them. The man of, tliu house biiags them down. It takes about an hour to bring down a set of quilting frime in a pfotle'r manner, In the first place tjuy bavo to be got ciut from under flvo barrels, two trunk-) and nn asjortiu-ut of boxes, and It's wonderful the Humili ty of tenacity one nail possesses when It gets taught uihW borne object ou can not see; 'Tlirt frames catch ajiaiust the chimney or entangle with the raft ers, wlillo there is never auy unity be tween tliem In descending a narrow stairway. No oue really knows how a man' gets down stairs with a bet of quilting frames, but anyone not lire, ileemably deaf knows' Unit' H U bl'iug done If on the same street with the performance. Then the frame is bols tered up on chairs In the bent room,and the long amis Stick out und catch 'the unwary h'usbaiiu In Ills clothes, and In turn are dropped to the floor Just as the weary wife1 Is about to take a stitch, und the remarks ehe makes, as the quilt suddenly Collapses', are calculated to In stantaneously transform bfs scalp Into a parade' grolip. Four pounds of cot ton batting are required'oii this' occasion three and a half pounds go into a quilt, and the other half pound he car ries with him on his clothes. A not able phrase "I cau't." Sweet mtjets two fond lovers in n first etuuracu. Engllsli'tturlst to Ills Celtic pallottt : "Co&elucU'Vp''Eari, (" It U I m poll to to sav a man 1ms "chtek;" bay "facial aiea." It's curious that wo employ Jrlsli frieze to provunt American iret-Vo, Isn't It 7 The earliest art BtudeDts mado arrow heads. Some of the latest art students make cliticklebeHds. When a Chines uea captain wnnta to sell his ship, wlicre would ho tako it? liy to tlio junl: dealer, of course. ' I'm married now," was the excuse a Chicago youth i;.nfp a tourlt for not buylug as many bouquets as n former years " "' "Ho was ono of tho most cneraetlc trustees)" says a village paper in an obituary notice, "and we trustees hap py. ' There is a man In Indiana who takes thirty-two Aiwapapers, and you might as well try to 'rloV a whirlwind ou a sidesaddle as to' attempt to luipba upon that u.an. ' ' Two telegraph operators in separate Hartford offices quarrelled over the wires uutll oue challenged tho other to meet him half way and Huht. They rout aud had It out In fiatlcuds. '" "IlavHyouany nice fresh farmer's egy?" iutjulred a preclte old lady at ii ttocery store. " No, ma'am," re plied the practical clerk, " but we hftvo suttib very good lien's eggs" She took fdiuL (A'tnl. Over the riorch of the Old South Cbunh al Uoston Is chiselled: "beholdl Ihate set bi'ford you an Open door," and uudi-r.'lin tiie door, is priuted In inipkatlc lettrr,' " t'oaltivdly no ad- nllttnKU t, tl. It Is said that the'' Haptlst nilnbter vrbo Is carrying on the pen-light against tbe (Auholk'' at Trenton, K. J., U so bitterly opposed to thu Unman faltli, that In manusctlpt lie will not cross Ills letter T'n. X$ Pays ! It fyys ! ! WHAT 3?.Ar5rs ? T TAVS every Mnuufactu'er, Merchant, Me rlifttilo. luvto tor. ruriTRi. or Professional nil it. tu Itoep lufurmM on alt th impro vemeufn utitl discover km of too ngo it i avi ineiuwior ovcrr jamur m inim dnrnlntu Jim lion-i'liuM a uociinpor tlint lsia stiuHtve, one tnit ttwlen alrtftMi for invostirb- tlon, mm promoKw i no'triu mm eucourago i uis- tuBsion qmoiic the inrtmwrs. MB SOUINIIKIT AMERICAN which ha Le-n nnhllalirtl weckir forthe 1a-t tti.itr enrri. flow this, n an extent boom. (uatof ftuv 5(ln'JiiU"M:&tl(iP, in Ian it Nlhndulv nn av tmtmt oti ilfsltLiIlU t tif) XJtiU 'lertS atte; d voi'd to Alnjin'nucurfH. Mechan ics, inventum una ixew imcon-wra- iu i-ie Art lit til k ii'anini. t Kvcrr niimtxr lttmoDMlv lllAf.tratcil pud Its cm ten tH embattle tjolifcd i.inliiiUJt inivrrst JutfiiifurmHih'U iertaim.iff t tub lnm.ruruu, IJncn meal, mm be. entitle I'towimj of trio vinirf. of New'InTomlon-'. Now linpieiacnw, Nnw Prtir.fvul(ii. ftlil iu iiovctl Jutlusltifs cJ Oil XITIUH I UfCIUI PiOieB, llPCipB, mEK"BlI3ii8 ami A dv ico. uv i'lauucdi wniers. mr wore. ireu uml Kmplovpf. iu Ml to vnr!on nit, t.tiininir a fMiitililcla acilirv of New lltVCU. tuit owl' liJ.covtiio4 : (-ouuiulnp a wotly uourtt not ouly tt iUo urofOHs ti tao Iutlns- irnl Artnifi our own country-, but a bo oi all New Dlscovetipa amlt Invontions ia everr bninrti oi liiifiiuctTlUi:, mocuivdicb. nuu eace '!. Hf'TI-'V PIV1M AlfTtftlAN tlfLM bOOn thoforemofttof n'l iuiiuuial publications tor tUOIi WTUllty MH lllSWeoiaiw.iaiBoaw iuepBt,i-naiiesttiy1.imtrdtea imwrao. vctca to i jSncluevriiKi Mcctnalcs, Chi-mlstrr. New Inventions. SritnceliLd liuiustrinl Pro prrWputiiifthMin tlio prit . , ILo rMcticul receipts nio wtll wortU ten tl isftnetubMrlAtiuu price. Ami Jcc.UieBhp ami biuiso wnl bi o mauy Umos tu co&t oi bud bcriptlon'. iDTt'inorH, UfiMiraclurtb, CUemuta. Lavei'd uj Ketenee wid l'conle ot nil piotosloas. will tlnu tlio BCIffNTlFlO AJtRlllCAM Uaefnl to tIllA. It flfiouMliavea plui'o in every t'iimliy, Lloian, shidp. nntrn nri'i I'ountiiKT itoouitlh overr JU'intlucr l too in. coileo ami bclKwl. A now volume conirucnccs Jtmuury lt. I87B , A ye.ir'8 number contain tZl paws nna Sever- al llMtulrAd TT'.tlirTflVlllITH. TllOUSHndS 01 TOl' antes arts preatrvea lor bindluKtna and refer- pottice IJiwcoiiLti to C'luV fpeciat circa tnr ultlncr I 'Tnli rf.A nP.nt Ir&B. HiD'Tie OOOlbS i.rHllod on receinf of tenceuts. Uuy.uobad ot PATENTS. Willi tho Scientific Amorliaiv ilcsars Mvus & Co. aro Soltcitors ot Atnurlcan aud Fo.-etfrn Patents, and nave tbo largest eeult. 11 Aliment In the world. More tban ilftr thou sand applications bavo bevbmade tor patents int oogu uii'ir aKoncy. Patents are obtained on the hot ttrni!. Mod gs oi Mew Inventions andketcha' examined and anvlcetiee. A ewclil notice is moe in tbe bclouuflo American oi all Inventions rat en tod through this Apeuey, witn the name aud le Silence et the ratontee. J 'a tents are otlou Huldm part or whole, to person- attracted 10 luoiDveniion uv ucnnouco frcna lor x'ttinru jcc, contaimuff xuit directions lor ouinmiu Patents, a bound volume coutaimnirlhe Pai cut Laws. Censm ot tho (J. a., ami m Knrrtiv- lux ot muchauicdl movementB. rrlco 23 cents. address for the Paner. or concerning Patents. MUWN fe Co., 87 Paik llow, iNow YovL. 11 ranch umce, tor. tKjinaw.. wa&nmptou, u. u. H AVE TOU HEAD IT ? YOUNO MEM, YOUNG LADIIta nna ALL WHO (JO, INTO SOCIETY Should Read tbat (Splendid New Book, THE SOCIAL LIFE Written with masterly abilltr. ortmnal. fresh, and bnarlcliufr. AmYhe rich hi valuable Idea. wlSkMiUftgflsllomrof everv-dny utl uv. and tetm Iny with loinos for ci'nvcr&tti'ju. iirllllant wit and (rental humor enUvon Its pages, uinkinvlt neijitjuuuy euiejTu.i.-iiDf; o evaiinp, ami i igni viiluub e lonk tor the UDrarv. A splemlld boi fur a nroiunt. lAiiltK UF CONTENTS 1 Aciualntencei! SOur Pneuilsi SIYUrud's lrlindj 4Iiidien' Society: 5 Women's F.leudsbip: 6 Neiizhbor; llcimfts: 8 ViBlts ana Kevi-itft y Sodul hqo-.v alenttsi 10 Uottntif on iu 8o,ootv 1- tlvilnviil Elements ot Plemtantncs. 13 tioclil iibes ot imagination; 14 Mutukea In Chaiactert is Ubah Piuicuitvj lOConventtonaltiOHt 17 Apt read to People:' IS Uannern; 10 Co:iuraitiou' 10 Good Talk la t 21 ooelable biltnce : U2 Kc-derve.l i'oo- ulo; SSSocal fealamauder. tte. j '4 tho Talent of Lookluir Lite a Fiol with Pnmrtetv i i Per. bonal Fascination , 2'UJooda Loots JMalanoH t ann n.-iavcr; 28 w omen's Fticea S3 iieftiuy and liiaina; aoideiil Woiuo.i , aTPopoi r Women j 3-i linttcrcup t 3,t.Nweetbevmitfeu J 34 Mature Bfeusi 83 Urea, Girls, aa.Urctty wtmem 37 Men's fc'morno i m LUt e V"otiieu 3J Widows; 4) Wivoai 41 Por lion's Wivra; 4i Wotaaoli ucs8; 4Mhllosopliv ot Iiovc; 41 Tallin ir in Love; 43 First Love; 4(1 Flirtation: 47 Quiet Attentions; 43Cboo."lng a Wltw '.9 viisa-Jiauces: 60 Lucrs' juiMirid ; ot .uaeuciois y rtoiosnou t yi wait- lug for t'nnco I'luttymnii' bi l'zoposa s M Mar tiwM KnagemeutS! MiliuWen lltarui tOOtt ITU H wee ta ot Married Llfoi fij Young Husbands and Wives ejLove'i LiehL HOT OI' ILLUHTItAlIUNB. Oatliorlnci a Uelslilful Cioud coming anu i Know wno:" (iirmooa. The ' Touah diory The first VUlt : What ri0,a tii IUob Telll ' He loves, Ho Loves jio ir0t " ltlilei i'llrutlons! bhaitows Siedu nvt hell lee. ind: 'londer'WorUs: -Tue Oirt. mVu!." J X centod! interrupted Th0 Popniar Woman i tub l-icntci oar own Flietlae. Ilmdsometj- Printed anS Ucund. end Beau tifully lUuatrated, ' AOKNTS WANTED In everytown. Tothoo deslnut " Tits ocul Life." and who do not unowwliero to nna an Arent, the Pun thrrs willaeudacopy, postage paid, un loce.pt of the ptlco. (2 5. TIIK BELMONT PUllLIStllNO CO. decll 1131 Chestnut 6U, Philadelphia, Pa. 177C NEW YORK. 1870, Klcbteen hunmed find ecventv-flix is tbo Ceu-U-inlai year. It la a bo ilioycuriu whioli an Uppoftltiou House ot IttptPsentatiTwj. tho flm unco the war will be In vowtr Bt.vVaehinKton i and tho roar of tho tweutythUd election ot a I'rofldi'Uttt tho United states. All ot the uyenU aro turn to lieotfrroat intemt and Im portance, especially the two latter; and all of tbtmaiHi everything conm-oied with them will be lullv and iroahly reporreii and eznoonded iu THE BUN. The Opposition Iloooo ot llepresf ntatlvca. taking tho line of Inquiry opened rtru dRo br 'J HR tiUN. will sternly and dillirently luvo'tipito tlin corrantlona find ml art etuis of G it ant a iul. minlairatloui and will, itltitobohOitHl lay the fuuudauoa foru new and .butter iJeiiort iu our nadoual history. Of all this Tub ttONwlU con tarn coiupleto and accurate aucounia, turnisti liiKlta readers with curly and trustworthy in- lorioauau uiwu incu uuhurumg Tho twenty-third Preaidentlal election, with the preparations tor it. jrlil be meuiorhb'o ai rte culi ii g upon UitAST'a asplratlona tor a tiurd teimol iKiweraml plunder, and stilt mom as deciding who thall be the caudldatenf I ne-party ol llefurtu. aud as electing that candid ue. Con. cernina:tll these subjecU, those whotcadTDB bUN will have the constant means ot belutf tiiot . ouvhly we.l in form od. '1 be VVkeklt tJL'i(. which has att&lned a clr. cuiaiiou ot ovtr eighty thousaud copies, nL roudy baa its readers in every Htato and Terrl torv, and wotrut that the year 1S76 will seel tliflr numbers douliloiJ. It will continue to bo a thorough newspaper. AU the general news ot the day wilt le Ii nud in It, condensed when uuiuiuortant, at full leuirth wien of moment i and always, we trust, treated in a dear, inuircaU lug and instructive manner. It is imralui to male the Wceklt sun the best tunny newspaper in tho wotio. and wo ahHll oouilnne to lvo in ttn columusa large umouut ot mlsce'lancous reading, such iu fetonos, tale. poems, scientific lntofilffeuco and agricultural lnfonuatlou. for which we aie not abloto mrtke loom In our daily omttoD. The acrlcuttural iepartipent eepMially ta cmo ot llspi-ouilueut leatqrea Hie falilona aiealso roumrly looorrod in its coliuunst aud so are iUtHiarkPtHnf every kind 'Ihe Wkkklv buc, eiirht pasoswlttt tlttv-lr biuAUcoluPMis js onlviLWa year, ptwUeo pre paid. As tnia price barely repays thecoit of the papeii no discount cu b made iroin this iato to clulM, ueuU. Tostuutcrs or anyone The DaiLT HUN. a I area four duito newinnnnr of t.ve.tty tlichc cohunu4, (riven all the news lor twoceuta a copy. Subscription, potiiavo pre paid, ifte. a roouth, or J m ver. Huuuay vdl. iiou unrui fi.i" per vem we imvo do travel- iu ir ntfeni. Auai Iiejs, Tllf.WU, N, Y. City. Nov. 27,- Plotts' Star Organs. Every lnstrnment fully wjrriintetL Factory ndrfBce, asbluntou, , J. Uorref pun deuce toncutj, Fire Dollars will fitilt-hflspn Kr.cllnn Ot ID Iddiistrmi hsuitiltlon Eonil, tl at Is certim to uraw one of tUB fiillowlng l're nllonin, ' tin IJcccmber, (Jtii, 1875. A Tontli jrhlrh rn,lr null ftT r.T, rlrnw nnv ot the foilnwlne hnd wtll bn robrlvtd by tlio tomoiwv-Mniiy urae in sixmouuiStUBra iuiuo jmrcDano itf n CJ i llnnrt.' 'I'hia 1. it rbnti.-.i Inr ..in nm tin Minn. fnt tnaa io I'i'cimusia or S3.rivoarh, ID ' t U tit f.oo ' Paid In CoeU, 10 ' 300 M too ' 1 nnilno to " m " ' too ' uo " iu ileJnctlou. 414 a S930U " 2.10" ) Tho Lowest PremUiin Is $2.10. All Frurllutift will bo uood wllh SL5.00 toi,ni- chnso u whole f20.'ju UonnV . 'i aia la a cuonco ror n lurtane nna no cnanco for Iobr. .A n Tlnnrf rH!irtli'lnltA In fnnp ririwln.i F9ou rear, uniu it uas drawn oue oi ids lu'iow ins uremiuiuft. $100,QOO $31, $50, $IOQ, $300, 8300, 9500, $1,000, 33,000, $5,000, $10,000, 835,000, The Bonds Usnod by, Iho Jndattrlit, Kxlitbl. lion uii., aro u coir oe tuo 4:urope'in Qoitrn uiool Loan.. Xlio Uoud, ore o eile Itivcatiocnt. MOPUEOF'SjIALL MEANS Ctn find no better or .afer lnTnnlmnnr. Mo coance oi loss, a zoriuno may ue acquirtd On December Cth On Jamiary 3rd PUUCHASE NOW. How to Purchase. In person, or by certified ('beck, or or Postal Order, or Draft, or enclose Greenback's m aroinHtereo letter, to, oml mide pavablo to tufelnduHtilai i:xhloltlon Oo. Ihe funds rn(s?d by salo ot these Bonds, CRYSTAL PALACE Which every American will he proud of, RECOLLECT, 1 he Indnocr1.il Kxbibttlon is a lerlltmate on ternrlMO. chRl teitMl lir the StaLe ot New Vork. Im Dliuittrs are tbo bojt cltiteni si New Voile. It bs had snvon dravrlnica sluoo July 1871, ind nnlil nnl In nnn.in.l nn intArn.f 750,000. Any one ontMnlna: a premium, the company DieuKCS liseis notiomsjte puuiic. This enterprise U simply a new form of bond In no uenaa la it 1o bo recoamfeed as a lottemr. lucre are no blanks, lie euro and purchase at once. 9 A will bnv a Fraction tor December fith. 1871 5 "t ' Quarter Uoud for Jan 3rd, 1870 :o " " nan nona lai " Wbol liond All Bonds aro exchangeable Into dty lots, In th9 snbnrbs of New York City. Each Koud-holoer is regarded a An honorary member cf tho Industrial FxUlhitlon Co.. and Iswelconlo at the Parlors of too Cp., No. 12 East I7fh street. Agents Wanteds" All communications and remittances to be mm lo to tbo Industrial Exhibition t., 13 Kast lith St.. boi. I-th Ave., and U road war, Row Yoxtc City. For ti-c narooso of clvlnpr tho Bon t-bolJero of tho Indnstrial Ktbibition Co., fall und complete information attotneprojjru'Hiof thoOoionany, nna apiiaiuoie jiiioi iuo drawing, tr.nedJournal wtll bo putilishod, xat The fodiDftrtal Kxlilbltloi? Illustrated Sabycrlptlou One Dollar perY,ar Anv one gondii c a club of ts snbieilbers.vrlth its will bo civm ii Premium of one Fmciton or Bonn cluii ot 27 BubAunbtr. a S rion.l, clau gi su suo-'Crinrr a wutno isoni. naress., Industri.il Exhibition Illustrated, 1: iCast 17th Street. New York City, 8(10 AVill purcliaso 18 Fractions Dr. Warner's Sanitary Corset, With Skirl-Supporter &ef.acHus. Tada HiritSTED eci-T. 2&tb, 187?. Secnrca Health riiiI, Comfort of Body, with Grnco and Jfrauty of Form. Wo wonld particularly call attention to the following aitvantageat ut. It affords a convenient and efficient sap. port for thu undercloihlnpr. 2d. l he Noir-AdtuettniT VnM are the doll c tit of every lady. The? pivp elegance to tho loim.ond aro h 't In any way ln'iilocs or nMeetlpnabiew 9tL Itooroblnos ihieerarnienuluone-aoor set: a BKirt nnppdrter, nd ceir.iurjm-niit; pada-i and yrt conts n uiorb than an ordinary corset. In ordering, give s.29 ot waist Instead ol uum ber ot corset usually Worn, Trice 111 t.oudon lord. (2 0, nntteen, ft.?5. Mlst-os Corsetc 91, Cblldieu's Corset. Vait ,with Htockiujc 8upiorter,l,5a. bampics scut by mall ourocevDirrf pnoe. 23 cents will be hUow&I for this advertise in out. if ic la tut out and sent with lie order. Great Inducements to god Aceuta, Address Warner Uros-, 7G3 ISroadwny N. Y. NoJ.ZO.wl 3f acUonaltl'N cV Story. St. George and St. Michael. A HOKiKCKOrCATJUrlt ASl) HotlKUlEi'D. lij (IHOKQE SIACD0NAL1),, Anther cf "Annals of a Quiet Neighborhood," Wlntied Cumbermede," &c 1 YOU ILLVBTBATKU. 12tnO, ,CLOTn. tt.75, "The works of no novelist nt the niAfcent dav have had wider sa.e or beeniuoro untvejaallr admired than tho stoilos of this wonderfully pitted MUtbor. HU George and BU Michael ' is his last aud crownlnr effort Coiuinbui Dim. It Is ono ot Mr. MaCaou aid's inof enjoyable production, ana will win him bouts ot new friends and admirers "Hartford tvtU 1 here ts a Rood portrait of the author and a number 01 1 Lustration which are more than or dlnarily flne." i'ubf ittur'i' ll't(y. Tohe had ot any' Pookseller, or wtll be mqi iu auy nuiirvaa puni iuiu, un iraciyi ui yviut), by J, it. ullU A OO.. i'ubliaheis, P0V27 21 Varfc I'laje, iiow York. AND "TftE WEEKLY GRAVIUC." Tie JarirosC t'b.apfH anil Boat Illustrated Newspaper, tue Weekly Kdltlou ol Til Calj rillj-ni-.itritil Fs;u Ii tit Wull, ul til MODEL llOMi: 1'IPEB OF AllEUICA Tvrelre larsa fe.204 1 beantltal lUastratlons 1 a mtjroirluent iwiipaao steel reD tKluotiou et a relebratiHl picture t sena aud short .torlesi laDJoor nuwsi trarrU ictu cto-.t unuiter. Only $1 SO liar Vear Co.tlr Dd infill p'mntunia Klven to clubs, Tiie tarcn.i casli cifnimlviilbus to g geol ot any yiler, n'tsaiw spJ men. rillS Oil COMl'AKY, SJ.ll l'aik riase, Now Yick. Slci'chaiit Tailor All'D DEALItB IN Gent's Ftiriilglilng Goods, DANK STTtlCKT, I.KIIIaitT(ON. VlipS'A. Conitantljr on hand a large ond splendid stork ot NEW GOODS. omorlnlllP PLAIN AND FANCY CLOTHS CABMIMlJlti:- mid VKSTINlW. tor HEN'S nna HOY'S WEAK, which I am iTfpjrcil to MAKE UP TO OIlDKtl m thu veiy LATJSST FASHION, at short notice LADV'S. MI88E8' onrt OIIILDUENS A welUelncti'd tocK of FIIRNOU und TtJTtK. till. VISIIBLU AND'oltAIN LKATlUilt OUTa vl MllOIji oa aaad, or Jluclo o Order. Of tli LATEST STYLKS always on htnd at Also, Aceuf for tho American & G rover & IJaUor Sewing IicMues. only onk rniQK run evehyiiody Jon. II it. 1). CLATJSS. . ' TvrOTIlEIlS, Look at' that CUt'd, It ha UJ-Wora. no or send at once to DUULINCs ijuii' MioHia. on.i got, a bottio or Lis WOHU BYItUP, to ploacant.itud yet bo ujo. May 9 c. A. SEYillOtm, III. D.. DltllO RTOnK. N. W. rnrnnr TTIIII. i iil ana jikuwa aireet. I'linaaoipnia. ot Blood. and Urlnnrr Affoctnus. dilates arising tbrongh Imprudence or earlv lntllncro tlons, or wuoro tbe 'parties ofil ctrd do not coi o to oppiy so ineir rcKniar pnv.ician. ourao moderate. Two-thliuaot tlio I)oetor's prtlfiiti oavo ompioyeo mm aoieiy incougn tue rrcom meodatlun of other.' lulyil.yi jRS. S. E. FATZIXGEK, MplinergDress Maker, One door above porllnp's Drujj etoie, BANK Street, Lcliighton, Penno,, Has lust ononed a antenrtid issortment of tbe mifcsit aiyies oi opnK mziu summer Milliuevy Goods! ComnrHtorHATB.I10NNET8.THIMllIIla3 I1A1U UUUDS and MOTION") to' wlncn '.be invnea tne attoiiuun or too Udlos oi Lrnlgutou add vicinity.. t P7T Ladlet own Matorlal made np to order at auort nouco. ana at lowest. pneua. Also, Dealer In Groceries Provisions, 1EAS, COPPEF.1, SUOATtS, SPICES AND r bJDK.illSAT, o..u. FLOUR AND PEED, Of tte Host Dranda. at prices fully aa low'aa elsewhere. ( '1 lie Ulc Lest Market Price paid forull kinds of COUNTItYPRODfjpB 3t In Exehanco for Good a, A aliare ot pabllc patronage la aollcltnd. Jtns. S. E, FATZINOSn. junr ii.ri -cor oqon joii vr.ijfTiNa, call at THE UAllllON ADVOCATR OFFICE, .work l eady when promised, ond at city prices, ,u ouiv uil lb Wlil p 4(V LU UO OO. Plotts' Star Organs Now and beanttfnl doima. Arents Wanted, JUST LOOK AT HKH HAIR I Vhr v llinuent It W(m tnrriliiir arrvl KnlCwoi nn. til Hmeot a bottle o( that new UAUt iiSTOa Plotts' Star Organs Aro In cases warranttaa not to crack or warp it pronerlr uefd. spud or catalogue Address, lIV AIllJ VLOTTS. VVasliUiKton, K J. l'lotts' Star Organs. Hand for p' Ice Hi latest BDWAJtU list aud list of tefttimoula I'ljO 1 a, wsniugtou, a. T HE MONOPOLY OVEHCOJIE ! ViasT CLASS BEWINQ MACHIN 158' HOW Ol' KEUEl) AT I'lUOBH WITHIN " TIi: ItKACIl OF ALL., The MCLEAN A DHUNOTt SlACnl.VE CO, 203 North. Eighth btrett, I'hlladelpttla, are now elllBg their Superior o, 1 SEWjNG ACIII.L', nomplete, with Larre Walnut Tallies and a fall Hue 01 Auacutueuis,. Tor TWCKTV-PIVB DOLLARS tt ererr respect eaual to other roakea hfreto. iln lor Pf'.i. vervbuur oneut 10 kuuu ihtwecau afford to dn it because we do not oruu'oy cauvasftora. mii:dlo.menor pereuanert, utii i-eii aireei 10 me ncupiu at u reruu.u, pioflt. Ineierore weare euitblKl to auopir a Suwnor, bvmuirMachine at tho unproieueuted Low Price cf Twenty 11 vo Dollars Dp not bur without being fully postol. and dn not lt,t uii' one humtiut vuo lutiiltavlne Stl orl7u. whin you can act the best I.ir r.".. lint call i,t tnicfl at our buloiroouie aud examine fur yoursolvea. IfLEA & IlENNpil MACHINE CO.. 2!1 N. EiqUTU Wt., .Philadelphia. Septa, IWtf ANKLEOANTSUBURBAN RESIDENCE -at Lheatuut U11I, with Two nod a Half Acres of highly improved und 'OruameutalXuvrii and Oarpeu, hoaittuuur biiubumi on tne Reading TnruplETe, ten lulnulee walk from the railway depot, anil commamunira.flueview oi the wiaasuic.eu vauuv hum u. iuuiuiuu bui roundtusa. Furaaloor to .et, with or without Fnrmture. Vor iwroHand carua to new Iho pr. apply to Tilua. II. SlfOKMAKISU, LIXOFURD. lia Boom l uuriUet., Uliua. ESIPLOYMENa iuf SSR we have Just what you'f eod. Our x 11 Moan tedChroiunj outsell n-jythli)B la the marjeU l. r. rtr rait. .e.tMidav. and bv worklna uasy fear hours oleaiyd ." A lady baa Jnt reported her profile for the ioiei.oon TCK-ter liv nn to two u'eloeX .he .t..ruir?ui Wm'nn tirova Wltliont aaestlon that oneagent oiderod 0(01 of tncae clirvmoa In eleven w raiuir-oa. a. 0 bw- and A e.t a -hi tment in the United 8tnea nundi'eiisol choice eutj-i'ts irom which to u iui u'.uit. u,.i.r 11 au aasortm UC of the' 1 .t aeliii'a 00 reoelpt ol 8.o fend in vour cjid 'tsorKtvoua oj1I, sample oy aii.ll lie, """"j.'laATIlAIIfcOO.. .IU WailiinAUm Ht, Boston. Mm V, p. Box JIM.- ' Oct. It IIJGOIAN & CO., BANK STREE,- Xehighton, Pa., MILLERS and Dealers In R1 AllKlodiof OltAIN noiJOIIT end BOLT) t Wo would, nlo, i Mpecttntly Inform onroltt. pn tlint'womo noWlaiiT preutroato our- JjY Uitm with From say Mlnq desired at VEtlT LOWEST PRICES. JIT. HEILMAN & UO. juir it. Is the average monthly profit estimated to be paid to holders of stock privileges by various bankers In Wall, Street. The liouso of Messrs. Alexander Fortblng- nun & Co., 12 Wall street. New York, who possesses a world-wide reputation for their strict Integrity, offer to send gratuitously for one year their Finan cial Weekly Reporter, and a Dook ex plaining how sums from ten dollars to thousands may be Invested. Those wh 0 Invest' llttlo havo tho same advan tage as largo operators. Send for their Weekly. Boston Post, Nov. 12th. Address, Alex. Fortliinglinii &Co., Bankers and Brokers,12 Wall St., N.Y. WONDERFUL, BUT TRUE! areta BOTTLIS OF YOTT1I ( Whenerer I ceta nOTTLIC OP YOTT1I OR MO.fOO. T.IAN BAl.AI. 1103K TINT, or a BOX of LII, LY WU1TK, or anvthlnK In that line to beautl. tr the complexion, at DUKI.ING'S SKUO bTOIlE, It seems to be, nicer and better thin I oan cet Bnrwtiere else.' alar 8. rpiIE SLATINGTON PLANING MILL AND Cabineti Ware Factory, AT SLATINOTON. J0HVJ BALLJET, Proprietor, Deals In all kinds and sties of Hot. nemloek, Oak and Kard wooo'Lumoer, and la now pie paieu 10 exec u 10 auy irauuut ui uruors BresseD LuinbeiR. or AhU KINDS. Doors, Sashes. Blinds, Shuucru Jlouldlnffs Caplnet Waro, Ac, Wth promptness. BraGkets Made to Order. The Machinery lfl all coir and of the best and most Improved Iclnds. ' I eiuuloy none but the best noiknieu, urfe nell aeaAoned and arool ma terial, and amtheieforo'abliitiiiruaianteeentire slufaotlun to allwhomavfavcr me with a csJt, Orders Dy mall piompily attendea to. Mr cliurffe) are moderate 1 terms caah, or Intetest charged niter thirty aara GIVE MEA CALL. TV Those en?aed In Onildlnx will And tt to their advantace to luve Maine, Floor Boards, Doors, baques, butiers, &c, Ji'., made at Ula Factory. " May IS J-1 JOIIN BA LLIGT. ouso and lot for sale, 8itnto In the Boronsh of Lehlshton. The Ilcinseu about 21i 30. with Kltcnen attached, and the lot la about k of an acre. There is a irood well of water on tne premises. The rental ot the property will net about '10 per cent. ar the puionsse' money., For further particular app.y at the i'ABUOH advocate nBlce. M.ir a. 1573. ' ' Plotts' Star Qrgans Are celebrated for their puxiry of tone, elegant deal an and tiwroUKti conatructuin, xwd for catalogue. A O-lress, UD .Va UD TLOTl H, Wttthington. yf. J. Plotts' Star Organs Any person wishing to purchase a psrlor organ, where there la no agent for tho 'Utar.' would do well to write for special latee, to introduce this tn-tramenu ..duress. EDWARD l'LOrra, Wuehluirton. N. J. ' SPECULATOR in SMOKE Has taken up his quarters at the CENT EN NIAL CIGAR and'IO BACCO EUI'OBIUU Iiebenguth's Building BANK STREET, LEUIOUTON. t t whira mar be f onnd at all times a fall Sine ol tne choicest bianda of CIGAKS AND T0.BACCO, BniAI-,WpbD apd other PIPES rbea per than at any other place outside 0; Fbl. UWPU P.T.BItADT. oojf.J.Ul-itf. -jcx ft uqas, Annonneo to tho. olUsens ot Catbon anu tbe adjoining Counties, that uey are now pienared toauppiy tUora Uh Xiyo qr urQsseA IIpjss, at tie LOWEST MARKET PRICE. Ordcra nti.ttt,, ml UnirH dullvered on abort notloe. YARD and OFFICE, oppoaiurlhe ' North woViernllona.." BANK blUinSllTriN.Pa. t3epi.33.ui REX dS UUM. Plotts' Star Organs Any person, male or f amale,- who has a little leisure t'.iuo can srvcui e 4 llrswMai lutrnulent at a greatly leauaiid .nre. tena stnnin for p.rtieulars. Adureas, lilJWAlIB PLOrrt,, yVa.hmttoo.N. J. W. It. BMX BUILDER &COjMtnACTO DANK STKEET, LKUIOUION,' ipAi Kespeoitalir announces to the altlions of La. hltfuton and nclnitjr that he now nranait CONTllAOT fortbe EBKOTION I ol nwSrX nou8JS8.and otn Kit nujLDiNos. that he kcepi eonstantlr on tfand a ill aawrt. rcent.of eTery description ol UEA ONKI Lo'weVt'S'.l'kVt FrTJea"d 10 mrn,,n W . PatrpnagDreapectfaliyaollclte.l. a7ir. ' wir. n. nttir. 5 -'aaft,ajTa? BUR WOOD PUMP la tho leknn.lia.j SrANDARD cf tb. market, by pnanlar for the least money. AtUntlon is la. Tiled to BlafchlsT's Improved Bracket, the Drop .Check Valre, whloh eanba withdrawn without disturbing th. Joints, aod the copper, chamber whlah, never crs.cki, sfsrts or rusts, will Isst a liretjrae. for sl. by deiLrs sad the trsds nnersllr. In ord.r te k. sure tbat you get Blatcbley's Pnmp, be ear.fb and see that It hss my trsdemsrkas above. If you do not know wbsre to buy, descriptive elrca Isrs, toRslher with tbe name and address ht the' inent nfsrest yoii, w'J be prompJty fornUhia y Udrenltif, with stamp, GHASi 0. BIATCHLEY, MANUFACTURES . bOanomm.rceSt,PhUadtrhla,Fa. Ilarch8,'75-J)m iNgport Ahead ! The nndersli.ned wonld rMmAMrnltv i.f.H. IiUILDKUS, CONTHALTOlta and U10 FabUO in genoral that thor have opened a 1 In connection with their JAW - raM NEAR THE L. dt S. DEPOT,, WEISSPpiF, Penna., And that they barenovr on band an IMafJSMBIS OIUU&UJT 1UUHUUUUYSJCABOKED ' LUMBBR. SUCQ A Bough pine Boards, burfaced nna Boards, Flooring, Hemlock and line. Sidings, ot all kinds, Shingles, an Immense itoek, Roofing and Ceiling Lath,, Scantling, And, In fact, LUMBER of every deserlittaa the very l.OWEar MARKET PRICE. " We are also nvenared ta fnrnf.Ti nTfrv.Ttnwa' and othet'a with a superior artiol. of saxd' sultable'lor MASONRY WORK. PLA8THJ1 INO, 40.'. &a, at Remarkably Low- Vtcnraa. We hsve constantly on hand a large rtoek .1 HAWED FIREWOOD, which we sell in Ian or small qriantltlea, at rBI0E8 TO suix YOUll FOCKET13. JKETa. 4 . Oca Mono HONEST COUNT LOW PBICJ9. Ycakel&AlbrigM, Weissport, 'Carbon Cenata',a. Jk. mcisr-nx. , Opposite L. & S.. Depot, On the East Weiisport Canal Bank, Respectfnllr Informs the eltlxena ef this mint ty that he keeps constantly om hand and (SKLLn a me j.uresi' maiikxt ritlCEB, I , th. Terr, II KVT BRANDS of ALSO, DEALBl 1H FOIl BUILDING OTHER PUB POSES rhicb. tie gaaranteee to bo Thoroughly Seasod, AND Wllllil HE 18 NOW B ELLIN q AT TAB VERT LOWEST RATES. Costl ! Coa ! X WHOLESALE and RETAIL, at tn.LOWJEar OASH PRICKS. II e baa a number of very ellaihly loe, ted In nii'KERTSTOWN. Tranklln Townsbl which he will Hell ou very Eaay Terma. Aug. 0. J, K. KICKKBT, Bank & Sfath Bts., lebjghton, Pa., 'KEEP3 A FULL LIKE OF Comprising LADY'a DREB3 GOODS, BLAf X and COLORED ALPAOAd, OINOUAilS. PRINTS. BUIRTINOS.SnEETIMOa. &a. of .very Q BADE and PRICE. Carpets nntf Ojl Cloths, IK ORSAT VABJETT. TEAS. COFffEE?, RTJOAB. BPICB8. FRUIT,, II A US. SHOULDERS. SIDE.MEAT, (Ska. 1 ' COUNTRY PRODUCE, 1 Doiifibt, 8otiJ er Exclunaed. H A ED WAKE- FOR 11UILDINO AND OTHER PURPOSES. In great Tarlety of the Jloel Qnaltty. All Otodi Warranted as (1-pierenttJ, a4 Pices tu lyas low as tUewbero . Aprils. WILUAM kbbhos, IJUY li t TRV.IT I iHE. INDIA. 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