The Carbon advocate. (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, June 05, 1875, Image 4

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    IIlIlllOI'OIIH.
Proverbs IturuTUD. It lias been
snld of old tliat "A bird In Clio band s
wnrtli two In tlio ImMi." Try it. Tnfco
n bird (any bird will do) In your band.
nd hold It securely; tlien tnko u pas
pnjro In tlio first voascl yon enn limlfmiy
vessel will do) and proceed to tlio Anti
podes, still retaining tlio blid In tb6
linnd, whero tlio busli U supposed to bo.
A ben you arrive, oxamino tbo bird
wblch you have. In your band and com
mro It with nny two 'Midi you carl find
in the bu-di. Etlmato tbelr relative
value. Yon will llud tlmt the proveib
lias led you astray.
Agnlii. It has been said that "It Is
tbo last straw Ib'at breaks llio c'alners
back." Imprimis, bow long would n
nian Bo about until bo lu,i satisfied
himself tlmt bo bad found tlio "last"
straw? Jut wo grant, for tbo sake
of aruument, that tlio "last ttiaw" lias
been found. Now lake your camel
(anycimel will do) and cautiously tlt.
fiolt tlmt straw upon tbo b.icli of the
camel, and carefully observed whether
tho splnu of that ijniulruped Is dbloca
ted. It Is tu bo Imagined not. How
then this proverb?"
Onco more. It ha been spoken, and ;
written, that If yon "Take caro of tho
Jierice, tho pounds will tako caro of
themselves." Mako tho experiment,
lake pence (say three pence) and placo
them In your purse.and put your purso
Into your pocket, llutton your pocket,
if your pocket is buttoimblu, or deposit
tho three pencil with your banker.or In '
vest them in a Canadian oil well Next
,takoa sovereign (anybody's sovereign
will do) and place It earelully on tho
pavement (tho centre of a coal plato !
not a bad spot) and after retiring up
the 'stage, and "dlbeinblliig," observe
how that sovereign will tako caio of It
self. Punch.
A Pitiable Cash. An Irishman
was arrested lor highway-robbery, and
on being brought before a magMiuto
asserted that lid was iiioio 'entitled to bo
pitied than to bo' punished.
"Pitied!" exclaimed the justice, while
his eyebrows arched with mora than
tha ordinary wonder nnd contempt,
"and on what account, pray?"
"Sure, on account of my misfor
tune." "Vour misfortune, Indeed! What!
tlmt wo' l ave caught you, I suppose' "
"Oh, tho glntleiuan that brought mo
hero knows my misfortune well o
nough." i
But the gentleman was as astonished
as tho magistrate biinso.f, and as Inca
pable of understanding tho culprit's
meaning.
"l'ou will own, I suppose," said bis
worship, "that you stopped this gen
tleman' on flio highway v"
"01i yes, I did that sune."
"Ana that you ti.ok from him $30 in
pills?;
"And tbero your honor's right a
galn." '
1 "Well, Mien, ou perplexing vaga
bond, what do you mean by your mis
fortune?"' "Sure, nnd tho money wasn't In my
pocket nuovu n week whin the dlitliy
bank fcthopped payment, and I was
robbed of Ivlry shilling.
Ona day during tho hard whiter ot
J8C3,a Silas Arnold applied to General
Milory for a premit to forngo her eow,
tho mill: ot which was tho chief sup
port Of the family. "Aro you loyal?"
asked tlio geneial. "Ves,"sl:e replied.
Ho began to wrlto tho premit "To
tbo United Slates, or tho Confederate
States?" "To tho Confederacy, ot
course," sbo replied. "Then I shall
fclve you no penult," said tho general.
"Tills infamousrebelllon must bu crush
cd." "Well," wld the, "If you cau
Crush it by starving John Arnold's cow,
po It."
Itecently a farmer was elected to. a
corpornlship In ft militia company. Ills
wile, after discoursing with hiin for
souio thud on' llio advantage which tho
family would detivo from his exaltn.
tlou Inquired, !u a doubting tone,
"Husband, will it bo proper for us to
let our children play with tho neigh
bors' now'" Ono of the llttlo urchluo
eagerly asked, "Aro wo not all curing
l-al?" "Tilt " R!tfrl tin. .,,,,11...... i.l .'.I 1
-- ....... v..v ...uklivi. I1U1U
your tongue; there Is no corporal bat
your father and myself."
Last week a newly married gentle
man and lady riding Jn a chase were
unfortunately ovci turned. A person
coming to their assistance, observe.! It
was n very shocking sight. "Very
shocking indeed," replied tho gentle
man, "to see a nuwly nurrled eouplo
full OUt SO 60011."
"Ileniietta," sail a lady to her now
girl, "when there's bad news, particu
larly family affliction, always let tho
boaidars know it beforu dinner. It may
seem ttrango to you, Ileniietta, but
tucli thiugs mako a great difference in
the eating in tbo course of a year."
1 sa
"I think I can suit you to a hair,"
said a boardlng-houso landlady to a
bachelor applicant who had been stat
Jug his requlrementi. "Suit mo to
hair, nia'aml 1 hopo not; that's what
my last landlady tried to do.uud gavu mo
three samples in tbo butter."
Typographical errors como In odd
sonutliues. The other day wo were
reading a description of untliuslastie
demonstrations nt a political gathering,
when the type, went on with "the ttir
wns rent with tbo snonU of throe thou
sand peoplel"
"Has that cookery-nook any pis
turesV'sald Miss 0. lo a bookseller.
".No, miss, none," was the answer.
"Why," exclaimed tho young lady,
"what is tlio uso of telling us how to
make a good dinner, If they glvo us no
plates?"
A young Irishman, who had married
when about nineteen yeilis of ago, com.'
plaining of the dlflieultlo to which lil.s
early imirilago subjected him, said "ho
would never raairy so soon again It ho
lived to be as ould m Jtetbusalem."
"They fired two shots at hlai,"ivroto
an lilsli reporter; "tho first shot killed
him, but tbo second shut was not fatal."
1'lcasc i:aitilno!
Packard PARLOR & Grand
ORCHESTRAL
ffi A Iff X
Fort "Wayi.'o Organ Comp'y.
A. P. HORN, Agent,
I-EIIIGHTOX, PA.
,.-M!.nr.l,''Ef 1"t t"TIII3 CARBON AIJVO.
CATi;"OSleo will ii-cclviiiTimut nttimtlnii.
I'nco lim una nil o her information furnish,
cu on application.
Organs- -lPifi.ri.os
rp M). .CS..AUSS,
Hcrchaut fmhw
AND DEALER IN
Cent's FiirniNlifiipr Oooils,
rj a Nic sTitni T. i.Kii iGnroy. penn-a.
Constantly ou hand a lnrgo nnd splendid stock of
NEW GOODS,
JKlffia "-verlLv's1?
LADY'd, MISSES' ami CHILDREN'S
BOOT-i ami SHOE'S ou hand, , 1 1Uj1'
JJ.Mo to Order.
ot ,o wsHrln,at
Alfo. Aaontfortho
American & Crover & BaSicr
Sewing JBaebiues.
ONLY ONE PRICE Vim ri'ivivnm,..
Jaa. II t t, n,
jV"cv fioods! Xcw Prices
Laury & Peters
Cr 0) IB g5 s
LAD'S, aUNTa- ana CIIILDltKN1?
Spots, Shoes, Gaiters.
?Ll!" vcr.1' la,M' na mn-t fmliliiimblo make
always ou limd. ut LOW I'lUUllBs. '
FT Agents for tho Acmo Sblrtiim
best fitting garment oyer made. Leave
your iMcacuro for them.
LAUKY & PETEItS,
Merchant Tailors,
T. O. llnlldlng, Lehlghton, Pa.
lYpung Men
V jo nro out of r;m;)loyinoiit.
Young Men
About Engaging tn llaalnwH.
Young Men-
Who wish to mcparo fof nSVa'ucc.l irasitloiu,
Young Men
CRITTENDEN'S
OOMMEltCIAL COLLEGE,
1 131 Client nut SI. cor. of IStli,
rillLADELl'IIIA.
lIstADLimtD 1811 lNoom'oBtm issj
Tho Lrnnst 3:stablUUl, tlio nnst O.-iraiiliod
tlio JIn t 1'roo lmil mid tlioSIo.t V, (
tiiiiloilC'oramiMclalCoilcKoin thontv.
clm!?1H'ni1'rir,'.,'"J""ra"" '"""H'KMeasriil inrr.
Iltoa. Biuuilg 118 gionu,
Numormu npnllcitions nro u-cetrrd troiu
bo. ueiw lioiise.. for it hi u.Uiita to u 1 fit lat ,"
Till) Q inJilic'Htlupt tor Illl.llKWa nu l li 10
ma piovtU iiXoituno to liuiioiwls of vouuS
U.WU boixuloriiurtniitlomnflveuiu ' k
llOOK-KElU'lNO,
In nil it UranrliM niroctiJpabyth9Arcount
autB ami in.slnc.s Moo, luolmlii.g WlioSwio
l ew I. Joubiiiif. iUiiul.oiiiiliiff, liu oifSIS'
fnuinilwloii uomiiuiy sjwrulitl nir llusiuoliL
aleu lioiuivtlc umUuttljtn Wiiiiliuji. llJV nl
tajf, Joint btocn Coioiiauy. ltailuK liSnoiS;
li'uTlVi'l'i''-"11'' a v"t '"J "nci
CO Jl M 15KL' I AL OA LCJU LATION. tlio bott'
co'u:nif,,l!.t:iA,cJ1 ros'
to'coliPo U.M LUt u ' qn" iS
BfiND TOTX CIItOULAH.
T,P n I T T K N 1) 11 N W HOOK KEKriVO
llOUt, I: KDI I'ION mill Til P ctll mficoMN
V.,M-Jl':l'.t:,;V' AlUTllMiniO ANU liuSil
K.iH JIAKUA1. l-'oity Ufth Ihouiaml. 1 ',r
AtUlroM
J. GHOBSBECIC, inoipal.
N
otici:
Illicitly then that on annllmllnn sill
HM'Ui.11 WwluwJuJ, Ju, 2u, 1874, t glniu,
8. Droller, I'riinljBUt Judaoof I he Court it Oom
uiun I'm furiha Count j of Carlnn, uoUer tn
Act of Atnuiblyof tlie Cwuuiouvaitu ( f,,,,,
DhmiU, tnllilaj 'An Act to provld. fur Dm In.
roruwrolloj ana I!oguljttun of oarlaln Oorior
II 1 .i, ' arurarrd April mil. Wi, Tor llio Clwrlur
orn ntudwl wrpuratlouto bo mllwl, -TU Cr
Ion Ooumy JndultrUf Hocl.ly," i,4 cliiractrr
aoj i.t.ji ot of wblili la. Ilia ui.o luraiwuuiit and
Ufu-l. piai ih of tbe HitiUu.tural aia tariuualu.
dUMiiil m,ttr)irHua ll'nUiii C.ui.ly, and fir
IU s p n - s to In-. m an i , tlJ bn
ri .im. U'ji titi and nil, . , u Aft f Ax
'J'' . w u' ''''II-" Mli nor
y u vax
Save .20 Per bent.
y getting jour
JOB PRINTING
o at tho Onicoof tho
IX IIEINTZEUMAN'p BUILDJK.G
Bet. tba P. 0. and 1j. T. It. It. Depot,
f'Clifgliton, Carliou Co., I'n.
Wp hayo just rcceiyed a arga ajid ele
gant assortment of
Of tho latest styles ; together 'with a
supeilor stock of
CARIJS, BILLHEADS,
ENVELOPES, NOTE PAPER,
And a variety of other
PnjNTINC MATERIAL.
A id can now giv6 our patrons first
class work at pi Ices ut least
2Q Per Cent Lower
Than any other Ofdcu In this section.
Give Us a Trial, and bo Convinostl.
tSTTlio tiatroiiagi) of thp public Is
respectfully solicited.'
THE CAnitO.V AOVOCATE,
A 24-column Iieal Paper, and tho only
nifwspaper "
Kutlrol)' Printed In, tho Con y,
Is published every Saturday mornln i a
$1 a Year in Advance,
0,r $1,50 If not paid In advance Tho
Advocate, with ts largo ni.i'ln
creasing circulation, I j ono '
of tlio ery
Uoat Mcilliiiua for All vcr tiling
In this Section. Itates furnished on
application,
II. V. MOUTHIMEn, j
Lehlghton, Carbon County, Pa.
1 '
i in in i .Hi.....,.., ' v"
-r '"-'L iwiiljj 111- JJI m iihimimijimihi I
a
EXTENDS A
TO
ALL BUYERS IN
koo.18 I ,ui iftrlng in my i fifferVit dSiarfflt" 1 " UUb,e) 10 ,ho lm0 ul
llESPECIULL YOTJItS,
, S. EMMIE,
'-ft
Pslew Corner vtorc,
. ; CORNER SIXTH & HAMILTON STREETS.
tbTuAnuT store, will ric,o 8,tato tboyeaw thl, a.lrertlecmcnt lh
KRAMER'S
IS TJtE
HEAD.QUAET.ERS
IN THE CITY FOlt
BLACK BILKS, '
11LAUK ALrACA.J,
I " MiLACK CAaniiEnE,
jiosirAzrNEs,
AND
IN ANyTIIfN'O PERTAINING IN
ELACK GOOpS.
CU,T Tills OUT.-DoD't bur till tod linvo
ciamlucil my ttock. l'ays yiAi for Iho
Inspection.
coon oiiuuiii'ULiA- shown-.
Ono of tho LKADINO FHATUIICs nt tl.o
XliW COltNlilt."
1'crl'cct Success.
In all tlio cnoit'KST SIlAI)i;3 anil yijw
COLOUINO IN 1'LAIX IIUOWK'S.
STKKI, AND DltAlls,
IN rnilC MOIIAIU!, BALC3SOS
and l'ON'dfica
Cholcollno In SOLID nnd Iir.OKKN TLAIUg,
SIZi:S-M"!ncli. a Inch, H lncli,
CPVERIN-All Dolled or Tnllkil SIlUs.
COI.OItS-lllaplr. Bro, niuo anil Cliangnld
MOUNlINa-Ivorr, 1'entl, r.bony, Cornoliau,
mm I'reudi Horn. i
I'llICES lHOM C3 00 to tll'.M.
AT
Kramer's New Corner.
Summer Siljcs..
KULL LINE.
InllLAUl! and WIIIT1J STRIPE.
GltlSAILLl; SILK, and
Sew stylo of Chccfcs In 11I.A0K and wy ITU
t3T. SELLING 20. PElt CENT LESS
THAN LAST YEAH.
. 4,AT K.tK.lIEIl.
DON'T 'ORGET.
TO BEB MY LINE 01' S1T.IPE AND;
Plaid Shawls',
WHEN I1UYINO AT
ILrnmcr's.
s o a
MAUE
id GIov e's
A SI'SJCIAnI'Y.
IN IJLACK AND COLORED.
IX ONE AND TWO BUTTOK.
IN DIJTCUUNT QUALITir.S.
Alwars keops a fall lino of TUEITOUSSS, in
BLACK and ono of tlio BEST COLOllED
ilAKLS IJtrOltTED.
EVERY PA III GUARANTEED.
AT KRAMElt'S.
pVli DEIMKTMESIT
Hamburg Edgiuars
AND
1 3f S E It T I N G S
lias never been better, and SELLINO AT
' 1'Ol'ULAIt 1-lltCEj.
AT CRA!Y!EF'G,
HOISERT.
I'ineit nnd riost toinnlcto lino of IIOISKltY,
111 rLAINnnd lCY HTItIPES,t.bO
fousd In tlia city, anil nil qualities and
prices, for JtlaSiia and LADIES.
Corillillv INVITE oup I.i.lv l,'H,.,,n,, , n
auu aoo tl.o UOOIU.
qOODS CHEERFULLY SHOWN,.
AT, KRAMER'S.
MEN'S HOSIERY,
A Specialty.
In nil QUAI.ITI11S In PLAIN oa4 FANCY
STJtll'H.
AT Ki:AniSK'5.
JUST OPENED,
AMI
ADDING DAILY TO MY STOCK,
CHOICE LINK and In Nowet I'ATTEUNS
PP
WJIiTE PIQITE,
WELT'S,
cosTUiin STnirne,
(Soinn'Jlnfi on)
At Kramer's,
OUR DEPARTMENT
Tor JIE.Vrt aad BOYS' WKAll. alwars
uoitlir of liuppcllcii-ln wftlch yn will find ono
of till LAlimisr ABSOIITMENTS found In
tnocity. nuu UUAUANTKE to OIVE VALVM
FOlt ALL QOODS HOLD, OU MONLY HE.
ri'NDLD.
At Krumor's.
7",clsspoit Ahead
BS'iLlVElfJ&r
m general thai i thty ScnwT llloul'Uo
S4ifliiiafeea Yard
In connection tilth their
saw -;.ii:ijli,3
NEAIl THE I a. s, DEPOT,
WEISSP.ORT,Penna.?
lioiigli Pino lioards,
Surfaccii Pino Boards,
EloorlnB, Hemlock and Pine,
SI'llncs, of all kinds,
Sl'liiRles, au immense stock,
LfjpOng and Celling Lath,
scantlinu.
Ami, In fact. r.irriit.'r .
iho very Lowiisr WAiiKETKa5a,tIoa "
wiltnlilo for ilAbONB?''Vnni?Io,.BA1'.
10. 4c, 4o.,eNn!SkaWw $u:
or i..nll ntamlt&0Die.?'e3. M 'mi
VOUlt I'OC'KETd. 1U SUI
Ora J10TT0-II0NKST COUNT-LOW WIIOIS.
rifflit
TXT . 3 7
AVa vveissport,
Carbon Connty.j'a.-
Onnfislt.n'T.' .fr n tai
- . i -w w kJ. JKtllit
On the East Weissport Canal Bank,
IIU'T UKANUSOJ ItlCES, t!lo Verj:
ALSO, DEALEn IN
FOlt B DILDINO AN; D OTUEn PUBFOSES.
which ho Buarantoos lobo. 1
TIioroBghiy Seasoned,
ad wnicit mj x$ sow sellinq at
THE VEHY LOWEST BATES.
I )T!a.1 ? v
WHOLESALE and RETAIL, at tbo LOWEST,
CASH PItlOKS. V
llo has also a number It very ellnbly located
SB'
, ; J K. U1CKERT.
1YTLLAM KEiyiERER,
' Corner of ' "
Bank & South Btg., Lehj?hton, P3.,
KEEPS A FULL LINK OF
Coiann.luirLADY'SnilESSCIOODS.BLACK
and COLOJtl'D ALI-AOA3, OINOUAMS '
I'ltlNTS.SIIIItTI.NOS.SUEETINas
At. of oyirj- 0 HADE and PRICE.
Carpets and pil Clotli
IN GREAT VARIETY,
TEAS. OOPPCES, RTJOAI1., si'ICER. FltUIT
HAMS. SHOULDERS. SID-MEAT, Ac. "
COUNTRY PHODUC,
Uouflht, golrt or Excliangea.
H ARDwifi E
l'OR 1IUILDINC1 AND OTHER PHRPbSES
lu srcutvuilctyof the QnalUj?
All (Icijlj Wairantod a ltenreseniM nnrt
I'noiw tu ly aa low us riacwhere. ' '
AjrlI5. WILLIAM KEVlERER.
BUILDER 4 CpNTRACTOR.
HANK STRICT, LUI1I0IIT0.V, PA.
I'CKltPn fll.lv 'nilTinnnna . ... .
Hint no keep, euntau"y"u LmaauM
mtut ot ivoiy dwcrtptioii it b&ud
(. atlPR of I'LOORINO, 8IDINO DOOno
IILIN1)-. MlUrrERH, MOLDINUS;
Puliouago ri'Sjicctful y aolldltM.
UJ,,- w.ir. R. REX.
UbATOIILKY'ir
dkh'-wood Pun.'
",.-I'aivii pj
mirket, lr pnnolar
IMU II,. V....?.
ortaloaitmitnoy., AUntlou ! d.
ted to llUtchlny'" Imnroitd Ilrnekrt,
tbo Drop Chi-k ValT. jthlch can U
HltMratrn without dlitorhloic tb
Joloti, and tlio uirw chaoibtr whirl)'
iir cracks, W.oi- ,UpU, will Ut'
a lirethne. I'oV Hit by draln anOT
111. ..u.t.. . II- ... A- ..I
.. ,.nuo .vueiaii. iu uruer lo urn
. . - b UWIIHIVI l iuui.ii,riui
oa .0.1 lh.it It lis. mv ttiJ,mirk '.Im-,.. If
rou do not know whtra to huy, ditrrlptlrt clrcu--
lam. tOirvhir wllh tbn nini.,nj ..to.., nrih.
iddroMlnp, with (tiuip, ' 1
CHAS, 0, BLATCHLEY, MANUFACTURER,
wnii'ommrcoSt,l'hU, VhiiJX
March 0 fj-Oui
BEATTY 1u'
DANIEL I DLATtV, Washington, K,j