INDEPENDENT" Live ana Let Live." SI. 00 ii Tear if Paid in Advance. yoii. in., No. w. LEII1GHTON, CARHON COUKTY, PENN'A, SATURDAY MORNING, FEBRUARY 27, 1875. Subscribers out of County, $1.20. H. V. Mortiiimeb, Proprietor. CARDS. Furniture 'Warehouse. V. Behwartx, Hank street, dealerin all kindt of lirniturt. Cyflnl made to order. Hoot nnil Slioo Mnkers. .Clinton Bretney, in Ltvan building. Hank street. Ml orders promptly fUUd work warranltd. -yy PI. IIAPSIIEU, ATTORNEY AND COUNSET.LOn AT LAW, Bisk Steiit, Liniontox, Pa. RealEstateand Collection Agency. Will Iluyand Bell lUnl Estate'. Conveyancing neatly done. Col lections promptly made. Settling Estates of De cedent, a. specialty. May bo consulted In English ,nd (lennan. Xor.Zl. p J.JIliEIlAIV, ATTOKNEV AT LAW, No. 4, Dolon's Block, MAUCII CHUNK, PA. E Jt3rCan be consulted In German. janO. T IIOJ1AS S. HECK, JUSTICE OF TUB PEACH, BANK Street, LEHiaiIT,0, Ta. Conveyancing, Collecting and all business con nected with the ollice promptly attended to. ,04?-Ageut tor first-class insurauco Companies, and KUkaof nil kinds taken on the most lllvrul terms. Ju- WW. JNO. B. UEHTOliETTlS, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW ,Omci First National Hank Hull S, 2nd Floor MAUCII CHUNK, PuiXA. MaT.be consulted In German, tapr 18, 1ST1 ,-QANIEL lCAIaBFUS, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW, Maucll Chunk, Pa. -42-Offlce. abore Doton's Jewelry Store, Broadway. J fl. DIMDI1CIC, - AUCTIONEER, Knat WelHMport, Pa. N B. Sales of etery description attended to at reasonable charges. Hie patronage of the public Is respectfully solicited. Jan. 21, '74. D Tl. N. . HEIIEU, PRACTICING PHYSICIAN AND SURQKON. Office, Bank Street, next door above the I'ostofliee, Leblfthtop, l'n. Office Hours l'arryvllle each tljy romXOto 12 o'clock; remainder of day at office lu Ihlahtoa Not 2372. l AQLE HOTEL, N. 1EI.OTZ, PIIOP'K, Summit IIIH, Carbon Co.,. Pa, F- Best of accommodations. Excellent res taurant .underneath. Good stabling attached Terms.moUtTate. J. ARCHITECT. "No. 310- Lackawanna Ave, P. O. Lock Box No. 300, S0RANTON, PA. Will furnish Flan, Sperlflc.it Ions and Estimates giving exact cost of public atid private buildings, 'from the plainest to ttio most elaborate; also iDrawluss lor Stairs, Hand sels, Sc. Jel3 JAVID EBBEBT'S livery & Sale Stables, MANIC STREET. LKIIUJIITON, Pa. FAST TROTTING HORSES, ELEGANT CARRIAGES, And positively LOWER PRICES than any other Livery In the- County. t3f Largo anil handsome Carriages lor Funeral purposes and Weddings. Not. 22, 1873. DAVID E1IUE11T. rnilOilIAS A. SVIl.IiIA.11S. LADIES' AND UENTLEMEN'S Fashionable Bootland Shoe Maker, Nearly opposite ike Toit-office BANK STREET, Lehighton, Pa. Having commenced t.unlne&s, ai ano-re, I would respectfully announce to tbe citizen of LeuUliton nnd vlclnltv that I am prepared to do all work lu piy line in the neatest Mid wont suUtantiul iuau- ner, ai pnceH luiir an invraiiue n.ime wor can Le otalned lu rhtladflrhla. A Riilendid assort- went of CHILDUEN'S and MISSUS' WHAKof 111 lst make alwayi on Land. A trial U solicited ana miucuou guaranieeu. at Iowett prlcei. July 4, 1874 miioniAS kuiiikrkk. JL CONVEYANCER, AND pENEKAL IN8UEAN0E AGET The following Companies are l.epreseutedt Lebanon Mutual Fire, Reading Mutual Fire, 'Wyoming Fire, Pottsvillo Fire. Lehigh Fire, nnd the Travcicis' Accident insurance. Also Pennsylvania aud Mutual 1 1 or so Thief Detcctlvo and Insurance Com. pany. March 21), 187a. rpOHACCOIVIST. OLIVER CRILLEY, dcalor In To bacco, Cigars, Pipes, Ac, next door to ltex's uroccry btoro, busquehanna St.. Mnuch Chunk, respectfully asks the people of Lehighton and vicinity, when visiting that place, to call in and try his FRAGRANT CIGARS, tn very best In the market. Every articles in his line warranted as repro seated and at lowest prices, imartl TTK)R Chapped Hands, Faco or Lips, can at .Lena's urug btore. p NADEN HUTTEN TANNERY LEUIGHTON, PA., B. J. KTJNTZ, Prop'r, Respectfully nnnounces to tho public that ho has just rebuilt tho Tannery, formerly of Daniel Olewino, nnd put in all the best nnd must approved ma chinery for Iho Manufacture of Leather, such as Hemlock and Oak Sole, Harness, Upper, Kip, onlf and blioep, which he will supply nt Iho very lowest price. Plastering Hair supplied In largo or small quantities very low. HIDES nnd SKINS bought nt highest cash prices. Patronage solicited. Aug. 8-yl JJULOUR AND FEED, Charles Trainer Respectfully Informs tho people of Le highton that hu has most Excellent Flour lor Sale ; Also, cood FEED of all kinds, nnd STRAW in tho .Bundle. Ho is also pieparcd to do any kind of Hauling and Plowing nt short notice. LEHIGH (2d) STREET, Lehighton, Pa. March 28-ly E. H. SNYDER IiGUIGin'OK, I'ENN'A., UUALEIl IN Pry Goods, Notions, GROCERIES, QUEENSWARE, Glassware, Hardware,. &c. May 31, 1873. "TTTONDFRFUL, MJT TRUE I YV Whenever I get n Uottle of Illoom of Youth or MngnollalJalni, Rose Tint, a jux of Lilly White, or anything In that line to beautify tho complexion, nt Durllng's Drug Store, it seems to bo nicer and better than I can get nny wheioelse. may jlyj- IIi:iff.31A.-V 4 CO., BAHK STREET, Lehighton, Pa., MILLERS and Dealers in V All kinds of GRlIN Rought and Sold at Regular Market Rates. Xfo would, also, respectfully inform our citizens, that wo aru now fully pro pared to supply them with the of 3sat From any Mlno desired nt tho VKUY LOWES'? pilICEJS. SI. II EI LM AN & CO. July 25tb, 1871. JOS. Hi. C'HITZIIVGEIl, Fashionable Boot and Shoe Maker, Opposite T. D. Clauss' Store, It .(INK STREET, LEHIGHTON, Pa., respectfully Informs his friends nnd tho public, that ho has just received n new and excellent assortment of Men's Wo men's nnd Children's Ready-Mado Bppts, Shoes & Gaiters, Which ho will Sell at the Lowest Prices. t3T Roots and Shoes tnado to order, and Repairing neatly and substantially done at short notice. ap 25-yl READ THIS TWICE. "THE PEOPLE'S LEDGER" con tains No Continued Stories, 8 Largo Page-, -IS Columns of Choice Miscella neous Reading Jalter every week, to gether with articles from tho pens of such well-known writers as Nasuv, OLlVKIt, Ol'TIC, SVLVANU3 CODU, Jit., Miss Aixott, Will Caih.ton, J. T. TuowiiuiDOE, Mauk Twain, &e. 63-1 l 111 semi "The People's Ledger" to any adUrraH everyireek for three mouths, on trlnl, oik receipt of only 00 OKN'V. "Tho Peoplo's Ledger" isap pld es tablished and reliable weekly paper, published every Saturday, and Is very popular throughout tho N. E. nud Mid dle States. Address, HERMANN K. CURTIS, Publisher, Nc, 12 School St., Uoston, Mass. Nov. 14-3m. PITY HIM ? NO I That Electric Liniment, like I got nt Durllng's Drug Store, will euro hltn or any other man ot RHEUMATISM aud all other Pains. may U JUST look at her Hair I Why I thought It was turning Grey? So t was, until the got n Dottle ot that new Hair Restorer at Durllng's Drug Store. BUV 1T1 TRY IT I Tho India Rubber Piasters for a Weak Rack, DKULLNG has them may 0 Railroad Guide. N OIITII PKXNA.UA1T..KOAD. Passengers for rhlladelphlawlll leave Thlghton ns follcws : fi.ooa. in. vli L. V.nrrlreat rbili. at 0.00 a.m. 7J7 a. in. via I.. S. " " 11.10 a.m. 7.19 l m. via I,. V. " " 11.10a. m. 11.07 p.m. via r,. IS. " " ".MS p. m 11.02 p.m. via L. V. ' " 2.15 p.m. 2.27 p. in. via L. AS. " " Ulr,n, 4.-I7 p. m.via u. a s, cjiip. in. 4.41 ji. m. ila L. V. " " B.20p. in. 7.118 n. m. via L. V. " 10.80 p. m. lieturnlnir. leave depot at PerUa and American Street, I'hlll., at 7.00. 8.0 and 0.45 a. In.: 2.10 3.30 ond A.15 p. m. rare (mm Lenlliton to L'liUadelplila. neh.l 1674. KI.LIS UAI.K, Acent OK NT It A Li II. K. )!' X. .1. IKIIKJH & SUSQUIIIIAXN'A DIVISION. Tlmo Tablo ot Dec. 7, 1871. Trilns leave Lelilslitnn as follows: ForNewYork, l'lillndelfdila, Lastoti, Ac., n, 7.37, 11.07 a. in., 2.27, 4.47 p m. For Mauch Clinuk at 10.15 a. in., 1.14, G.3S, and, 0 Ul p. in. For Wlilsvs.IJirre andScrantonatl0.15 a. m., 1.14 G.uS p. m. JieturninfiXfiasQ New York, from station Cen tral Jlailroad of New Jerrey, loot of l.Uertr street, North Hirer, ot5.15, 0.00 a. m., 12.4J, 4 OK p. in. Loavo PlilladVlphln, from Depot North Penn'a 1!. I!., at T.liu, 0.1 j a. in., 2.10, 5 15 p. m, Leave l.'aston at 8 30, 11.48 n. lu., 3.55 nud 7.15 p in. Leave Maucll Chunk at 7.30,11.0(1 a. El., 2.20 and 4.40 p. in. Fo: fut ther particulars, see Time Tnhles at tho Stations. II. r. BALDWIN, Cat. l'asicnger Agent. July 4, lt-71. piSNNSYI.VANIA HAILHOAIJ, I'HILADLLPIIIA A EMI! Kit. DIVISION. Stlninier Tlmo Tnhle. On and afler SUNDAY, JUNT. SSlli, 1S71, tlm trains on tho l'hllada. A Kile II U, Division l,l run as follows: WKSTWAIiD. Fast Li.ve leaves I'lilladelphh " " Ilarrlshurg ' Sunliury " " YMIII imspnrt ' arr. at Lock Haven Kmc Mill, (eaves l'hlludelplila " " Ilnrrll.urj ' Punbury " " Wllfiamsport ' " l.nck Haven ' ' lietiotu ' arr. at Krlrt Klmihi MAlLloavis l'lil'adelphlt " " Ilarlllur " " SunLury " " Wllllamsport 12.55 p.m. 5 00 p.m. 0.55 p.m. 8.50 p.m. 10.00 p.m 11 55 p.m. 4 25 a in. 6 30 a.ni 8.35 a m, 0.15 a.m. 11.10 n.ui 8.f5 p in. 8.0J a.m. 1.20 inn. 4.20 p in. 0 20 p.m. 7-10 p.m. 7.20 .1.10. 10.10 ii.m. 12.30 p.m. '-'.05 p.ui. .1.11) p.m. 4.20 p m. 'JjO a.m, NlAdAiiA Itxntna leaves l'liili.Jelphla ' " " llarrlsburg " " Punl'urv " " " Wlllllinspnrt 44 44 44 Lock llaen 44 4 44 Itenova 44 44 arr. at Kano KASTWAIlIl. mi, a, irtn-K uureti l'iA.i:xpr.ESsleaies Lock Haven 020 am. 44 4- 44 Sunlmry 0-1 1 p.m. 41 44 Wllll-im-port ".t5u.ni. 41 44 arr. at IlarrMurir 11.45 am. 44 44 44 l'hlhdelphl.i 3.35 p m L'nn: Mail leaves Hrle 11 .20 a.m. 44 44 Kenova 0 20 p.m. 44 44 Lock Haven 9.35 run. 44 41 Wllllamsport 10.50 a.m. 4! 44 Sunlmry 12 40 a.m. 44 arr. at Harrlsburs 2 40 a.m. 44 44 l'hlladlplila 0 40 a.m. L'lmiiu MAll Ic.iVjis Lock Ilaren 9.45 a.m 44 41 Wllliamsort ll.Ooa.m. 44 44 Suubury 12.40 p.m 44 nrridt Harrlsburi! 3.05 p.m . 44 " l'hlladelphla OA'S p.ui. Xiaoaea Kxpeess leaves Kane t',00 a.m. 4 44 44 I'.enovo 4 05 p.m. 44 44 44 Link Haven 6 25 pin. 44 44 4 1 Wllllamsport 0.50 p.m. 44 44 44 Sunhnry 8,40 p.m. 44 ' arr at Uarrlsliurs 30,55 p.m. 44 44 44 Tlllladelphla 2,50 a.m. Mall Hast connects east aud wrstnt ISrls with L S A M 8 U Waiidntlnlnetoii with Oil Creek and Allegheny It It W. Mall West with cast and west trains on I. S A M S It W. and at (Virry and Irvlueton with Oil Creek and Allegheny It 11 W. Lluilri M-iil and lluualn Uxpross make close connections at WIMIamsnort with K O It W trains uorth, aud at lltirrisburft with N 0 (( tralui. SOUIU. ( il' A, 1IA1.U11 Ai1-pll i upt. REWARD for an Incurable case of Catarrh. After having snufTered. deluired. carded, haivk. ed, spit and feared ti your entire satisfaction In jour useless endeavors to pet relief from catarrh, use llrUgs'Allevlaturaccordlng to directions. Tho filthy mass of mucous will be Immediately expell ed, and the lutlamed surface soothed, the eyes sparkleMth drliirht. the head foe's natural acitlm hope revives, for a cure Is sure tu follow tho use uf tiiis agreeable, scientinc and reliable lemeUy. fl'lao T SIUCI1 's been said iJlfi& m"1 "ri'lon, and many re rS medles have been offered for tho relief aud cure of threat and lung diseases; but nothing has been si eminently successful, or ob tained such a wide celebrity, as Drlggs' Throat ana j.uug neaier. jPf-ofTIIE excruciating pain kI$q . produced by corns, the unceas ing twiiiulinr fiom lluntoiis. the piercing, distressing p-iiu from Ingroiiing Nails, isiinot be described. Thousands sulfer, not know ing there Is n cure, llrlggs' corn and lluulou Kvuiedtes are no acid or potath compounds, but are reliable, soothing, and effectual, ud justly merit the success they have e-rned from an ap- precisiire public, llie uurauve is a ueanng oini lueut; Imuieditte relief Is obtalued br its apnllca- tlon,aud it will po,ltlvly cure the worst cases of lesiereu corns, inuamea na Uleeraltu bunions, the sorest tnstep, the largest aud seTerest blisters, the most extensile callosities on the soles or heels of the feot; unequalled In thecure of iblldbMns or frosted feet, Tho Alleviator for ordinary corns audpreteutiug their frrmatiou is absolutely un equalled by an thing ever kliowu. Ask furilrlggs' lteiuedles, Take no other. 5S I tin T n"s ALTj VERY well, JLKJ ,,, 4,. K n - III., Vimihl. the unortuuate nujfrrer gttt very little tymjxithy. itzuyvuynj ivjtiti i not or win not ue inucn worie than the torture endured by million who are troubled with, internal bleeding, external and itching piles. Clad Tiding fur sujftrercr. llriggs't lMe JCtmediet are mild, tac and mre, fl a ri ci 1 A U E T n E M OST V LEN ti jflPailS Itiful kind of grain inenarket. VUA .Wry one hat a tujjty t from the fitrte year old child to the grandtire verging on ahundrrd; it yhth, handsome young tudiet who daily promtuadt fashionable resorts t middle aged matrons; old maids, tj retted up toappear young and gay; dan dies, with their patentUathtrSt and inxenliable walk' ina ttxk: tho cUravman merchant, cterk artitan anX mechaniCt of ullages and stations, have a full subtly of corns, bunions, bnd nails, and other bother ations oj Viefett, all of which are banislied and cured by the use of Hriugt's Qrn and Bunion Jleoedics A, J. DURLING, Druggist, Lehighton. l'n May 0. 1874 ly. rTNHE People of Lehlghtiu and vlcln Ity all unite In testifying that nt A . J. DURLlNG'SDrug and Family Med icine Store, Pumi, rittsii aud Unadul 1 TKltATKU Medicines cau always be iouuu. runy v TIio Absciit-Dtliitlol Father. BY MAltClITIO. I met a customer tho other day in tlicstrcet across tho wnj'i Hut, as ho liail no tlmo to stop, isUnylysnid: 44 nock-n-byc-baby on tho tree top." I mndo a speech tho other night, (Upon my word 1 wasn't tight : 1 tcllwlmt's trito nnd never llo.) Ladles and gentlemen : "Llttlo.Tack Homer sat In tho corner ont- ing a Ohilstnuis pic.4' I went to church to Join In prnyor, Hut had not long been thcro lloforo I went fust to sleep, And hollowed out : 44 1.lltlo llo I'ccp ho lost his sliecp." I Invited a fow friends of mlno At n ly liousu ono day to dine, lllnnur was nlco and the tnb'.e full, Hut I said: 44 Una I haul b'iek sheep bavo you any wooll" I am nb'.cnt-mtndcdltknow very well, Hut It po longer shall be.so. Did you say 44 A sou or a daughter?'' You nro right : "Jackand Jill went uptliohlll to fotcu a pall of water," Jade's Was hi ns A TtinnKH giving Story 11Y ELEANOIt KCltK. Ono shirt to his buck. This was a little rough, nnd tho poor fellow felt tho humlllntlon keenly. It wns hard tu be obliged to wash this nr tlclu two or thieo times a week, in his narrow, contracted wash-bowl, and It was harder still tu put it on in tho morning not quite diy, aud especially so at this time of tlio year. Until with in a few days Jack llyer had been able 'o present iiulto n respectable appear nnco by thu nid of an occasional falso bosom, but now thu scauty funds were quite exhausted, and tho thread-bare, brown coat was kept buttoned up to thu chin. Jack's home was a genteel boarding house, too, nud his friends aud acquaintances among tho very best people. For some time hu hail felt sure that this kind of a II fo must bo aban doned; for Jack's business prospects grow worso instead of better, aud he was already in arreais with his land lady; which was so mortifying to him that ho had long ceased catching her cyo as sho handed him his coffee. Tho fact was, Jack had been reared with great expectations, and had been kept all his life In school und nt college, and at tho time of his father's death was &tutlyltig for a lawyer. Greatly to everybody's surprise, tho llyer cstato was found insolvent, nud our flno Mr. Jack, was compelled tu (payo his ofUce aud his elegant home, nnd earn ids dally bread aud butter. Alasl Poor Jackl At tho tlmo our story opens, Jack was ft btfolllng reporter of Now York dallies, aud n hanger on at magazines. Thu precariousuess of this life soon be came painfully evident to our young gentleman, but ho gave every cent ho earned to ills land lady, and washed his solitary shirt in the littlo third stroy hall bedroom. Tho sweet faco Jlss Flcmming, his opposite neighbor at iuolo, who by dint of zeal, talent, and Indomitable perser vcraucu had won for herself quite a re putation among writers, ' was always very happy to givo Jack tho benedt of her experience. Sho had borrowed his portcfollo aud critically read his arti cles. 'Thera Is. nothing tho matter,' sLo had told him, fraukly. 'After you, havo had a littlo more experience you will learn Uow to adapt your work to tho market. Your articles lack nothing else.4 Jack thought of his shirt, and, sigh ed. Tho nicht beforo Thanksgiving; Jack was positive it had never been to cold, and tho freshness seamed all to Iiavo bt en frozen out of his face, It was so pinched and bluo. Mis$ Flemmlng sat in thc-1 cosy din Ing-rootn, cutting tho leaves of a new magazine 'Why, Mr. Hyer,' sho said, in sur prise, making a placo for him iu front of tho blazing gate Ore, 'you certainly havo not been out this bitter cold day without mi overcoat. It was very Im prudentvery.' 'Well, it. is about tlmo,4 Jack an swer ed,. cheerily, 'to put on overcoats.' Ho must say something; but I havo his own word for it that ho never felt so much like bursting Into teats us uii that occasion. All that was left fur that garment was contained lu his old wallet In the shape of a battered pink ticket. In other words (to uso n littlo slang,) his 'undo' had It. Ho raised fifteen dollars on it in tho summer, nnd felt very happy to hand over tho amount to his landlady, Jack's dinner almost choked hlm;and just as booh as ho could, without excit ing remark, ho retired to his room. That day ho had expected to collect a small amount duo him, but had been disappointed, and to-morrow was Thanksgiving. Ho looked over somo old paper collars In his drawer, and un rolled tbo paper shirt-front ho had bought on his way homo. Ho would wash out his worn garment, nnd go right to bed, in order that It might bo thoroughly dry by morning. Ho had just got comfortably ensconced In bed, with his wash stretched carefully on n dial r, when somo ono knocked at his door. 'The landlady for her bill!" Jack groaned iu spltit. 'Who's there?" Inquired Jack. 'Nobody but mo,' was tho answer. It was she, sure enough. I beg you will excuse mo to-night, Mrs. Iiarncs,'repllcd Jack from between the sheets; tho fact is, I'vo gone to bed. If it won't mako nny differenco to you, I'll seo you in tho morning.' 'Rut It will mako a great deal of dif ference,' said tho lady. 'Please bo kind enough to come to my sitting-room; I wish to seo you on Business." Jack very well know It was on busi ness, nud as ho dressed himself thi-i tlmo without any shirt I havo his own word again that it was the first tlmo in ids life hu ever wished ho was dead. 'C'omo in,' said tho landlady; as ho timidly rapped .for admittance, 'tilt down I'll bo back in a moment.' Jack never suspected that sho was bound for ills room; but that Is just where she went. Ono glaneo at that chamber, and, with a tear in her eye, tho kind-hearted women went back to her visitor. For a moment sho 6 too J aud quietly rogarded him. 'I am very sarry, Mrs. Rarnes,' Jack commeuce l. 'I know I never should havo remained so long, but I havo been so confident something would turnup ' 'Now, stop right whero you are,' In terrupted tho lady, placing her hand on his arm. 4I am old enough to bo your mother, and I know all about it. You aro making a bravo light, and (I'sny it with my heart ready to burt, my dear boy,) I am proud of you. I have long ago kept my eyo on you, I want you to understand. Yes, I havo indeed I havo.' And before; Jack could compre hend tho situation, his landlady was in tears. 'Ves,' Blio continuod, 'I havo Just seen that shirt huug up to dry yos,I havo;' and then wiped .away tho tears, and laughed as hard as sho had cried, 'why didn't you tell me, you bad boy, that you had but ono shirt to your back?' Jack stood nsono in a dream. 'Rut, Mrs. Ramos ' ho began. 'Don't 'but,' sho replied. 'Now, I want to know where your overcoat is; I missed it fiom tho closet a long tlmo ago.' A'o answer. 'You havo got tho ticket In your pocket I suppose?' With a viry red faco,Jack owned u.p 'Well now,' sbo hurried on, 'three or four years ago, your father gave mo somo money to distribute among those who needed It nt Thanksgiving tlmo.' (This was true; but Mri. Ramos told a big story when sho affirmed that sbo had somo of It left.) 'I havo been very careful of It. This mouey Is yours. Not a word' as Jatk tried to speak. 'Now, go and get every thine you need, nnd don't bother about mo; I am not lu tho least afraid but you will pay me.' Jack escorted Miss Flemmlng to church Thanksgiving morning; nud, either be cause of his better outward condition, or tho smiles aud encouragement of tho young lady, his future- literary efforts wero crowned with success. Tho ncxtThanksgivlng Day saw Miss Flemmlng Mrs. Hyer, but to this day Jack does not know that to her ho owed all tho good fortuno of that Thanksgiv ing evening his overcoat, shirts and boots every ono being bought with thu money sho had received for a magazine story. Raldwln's Monthly. Youuj folks grow most when injovo. It Increases their sighs most wonderfully- There Is something very friendly about a man who tells you to call again with your little bill. A Youthf ul Thespian. Painfdi. Rksult op Having: a Fath- TIIEU WHO WILL NOT Al'rilUCIATE SltAKEsrCAltE. A few days ago you Gurley, whoso father lives on Croglmn street, oragnlz ctl a theatilcal company and purchased tho dlmo novel play ofr"Hamlet. "The company consisted of thrco boys and a hostler, nnd Mr. Guiloy's hired girl was to bo tho Ghost it tho troupe could guar antee her fifty cents per night. Young Gurley suddonly bloomed out as a professional, nnd when his mother asked him to bring lu somo wood ho re plied: "Though I am penniless thou canst not degrade inel" "You trot out after that wood or I'll havo your father trouueo you!" she ex claimed. 'Tho tyrant who lays his hand upon me shall did" replied tho boy, but ho got tho wood. Ho was out out on tho step when a man camu along aud asked him whero Lafayetto street was. "Doomed for a certain timo to roam tho earth I" replied Gurloy in a hoarso voice, nnd holding his right arm out straight. "I say you I Whero Is Lafayetto street?" called the man. "Aht Could tho dead but spoak ahl" continued Gurloy. Tho man drove him Into tho houso, and his mother sent him to tho grocery after potatoes, "I go, most noblo duchess," ho said ns ho took up tho basket, "but my good sword shall ono day avengo thoso 1d sultsl" no knew tho grocer favored theatri cals, and when ho got th&ro ho said: "Art thou provided with a store of that vegetable known as tho 'tater,most excellent duke?" "What In thunder do you want!" growled the grocer ns ho cleaned tho cheeso knifo on n picco of paper. "Thy plebeian mind fs dull of com prehension!" answered Gurley. "Don't try to get of any of your nou senso on mo, or I'll crack your empty pato in a mlnuto 1" roared tho grocer, and 'Hamlet' had to corao down from his high horse and ask for a peck of potatoes. "What mado you so long?" asked his mother as ho returned. "Thy gravo shall bo dug In tho cypress glado ?" ho haughtily answered. When his father came homo at uoon Mrs. Gurley tpld him that sho believed tho boy was going crazy, and related what had occurred. "I seo what alls him," mused tho father; "this explains why ho hangs around Johnson's barn so much." At tho dinner table younz Gurley spoko ot his father as tho "Illustrious couut," and when his mother asked him If ho would havo somo butter gravy he answered : "Tho appetite of a warrior cannot bo satisfied with such nonsense." When tho meal was over tho father went out to his favorito shade tree, cut a sprout, nnd tho boy was nsked to step out into tho woodshed nnd seo if iho penstock was frozen up. Ho found tho old man there, and ho said : "Why, most noblo lord, I had sup posed trsee far away 1" "I'm not so far away but what I'm goiug to mako you skip I" growled tho fatiicr. "I'll teach you to fool around with ton cent tragedies! Coma up. hero!" For about fivo minutes tho woodshed was full of dauclug feet, flying arms aud movlug bodies, and then tho old man took a rust and Inquired : "There, your lilghness, dost want auy more?" "Ohl no, dad not n darned bit!" walled thu young "manager," and. whilu tho lather started for down towa hu went lit und surrowfully Informed thu hired ijirl that hu must cancel her engagement until thu full season. A Leavenworth m.tii told a Uu and then said: "1 hope to bu btruck dead If 1 havo nut spoken thu trutYil"' lie hit d. scarcely ce.ued speaking whenj.hu fell to thu lluor annul having knocked him. down. "Death Is a sad thing," remarked a Schemc;ady woman, as sho stood besldo nu open gravo. "Yos poor thing," re marked another; "how hu did liko to set down to n good blled dinner, when, tb pork was Just light."