J Ml ill pip US.
Crack niTalrs iCoUcrs. .,
Affairs that end in, smoke Cigars.
Tho time to cry When' .compell
'Thci time JLo laiigtfe'lcn illspos-
ed.
Tilings' to be laughed down-Jokes.
filing that'iiius't bo pushed Bar
jows. ,
4- .Minnesota jnan makes tho will
tor eeiii btiort by giving lila note. Imy
able In tlm spline;.
Governor Ieck,' of Vcimont,' Is a
bachelor. Afarrylug would make half
a bushel ot him. ' t
U,ts good ground' for dlVorco In St.
Louis Jt a wife find one hu'udred and
thirteen lovo letters In her. iiusband's
pookct. ' ,
A man may' not gojcrafcy fly blow
ing Into the nn1z2loJot.il gun, .but' the
Chances are that ho .will lolu his hi-.ul .
by It.
If a innnTc'ally' wanll 10 'Ilnd nut
what's In hi in, lei hlui gel to m:., 'fhu
first rough weather, will gi-ucriilly . en
able hi in to ascertain it. '
Somebody neatly says that the
ladles, having worn airports ot Hewers
and fruits in their hats, have iiov a
mru-up on tho side.
"I say, John, where did' you set
that logue's hat?" "Please, yer honor,
it's an oulil 0110 o'.yourii that Missus
gave muj yesterday." ' '
Fprmiila of divoreo used by nnfc
gro justice In Deslin'c6uhry, Arkansas:
"As I jlnd ypu.swl bust'ydu bunder
So go, you niggers. You gol1' ;
Am now the head of' .tlio family
returning from his "club". through the
bkarp'nildnlght air,- gently' 10'lls his
bleeping spouso over to tho cold side of
the bed, and dinks softly Into the vaca
ted spot with a sigh of thankfulness.
"Nobody surpasses mo in this speci
alty," sa(d a Cincinnati girl to her new
lover, the other night, as she gavo hlui
a parting kiss with -a report to it like
that of a pistol. 'Tho astonished, youth
walked away wondering where that
girl got her experience. . 1 ,
free.
"I'll give you half a dollar If you'll
stop whistling thattu.nel" Tho boy had
been whistling "Molllo Darling" Jor
more than an hour, straight ahead, and
our nervous friend was nearly fiautjc.
The boy stopped, swung his leg pen
sively for a moment, reflecting whether
ho could afford it. "It's a bargain
gliumo thfc money," ho said. The gen
tleman pulled out a postal half. Doy
took It, gavo it a close examination,
carefiilly folded It, and put It away,
and Immediately opened In acjear,hlgh
key. "Tho Mulligan Guards." An
hour afterwards tho boy was whistling
"Tho Mulligan Guards" with unlm
paired cheerfulness, whllo our fasti
dious lover of the old masters was rav
aging Ids attic for a shotgun.
Related to tue Jjucoe. Judgo I).,
lato one of the judges of tho Eighth
District of IhoBtate'ofVwTork, was
a ;no.st unliable man, .whou honor was
' , ..... i ' v . .... j
uu&uiiieu, unu mil) iiauni a mean aeuoii
as every other chaiacter must. At tho
Genesee Circuit ho w'as hearing an ac
tion in which one ot the parties hap
pened'to be a naiupsako of.his. During
the trial, tho party, having an opror
tunlty, and thinklug probably, to gain
some ndv'autago by It. approached the
judgo.aud ald: , .
"We are of tho -same ' nariio, judgo
I'vo been making Inquiries, and' find we
aio some relation to ciuh other;"
"Ahl" said tho judge, "Is that o?
Aro you sure of it?" ' ,
"Oh yes," said ho, "no doubt of it,'
"Well, said tho Judge,' "I'm very
glad to hear that very glad Indeed
bhall get rid of your case; I shall dhv
miss it, because 1 cannot sit in a suit
where I am related to one of the par
ties."
This was a little inoro than tho party
had bargained for, n(id ho began at oticu
to paddle oil. Alter a few Inquiries'
to the Judge's ancestry, and their resi
dence, etc.
"Ithlnkfludge'," said -he, ."I- was
mistaken. Wuuroof qultti ' different
families, and not nt-Ull' related."
, "Abl"-sald tlio'ju'dgey 'lis tbaf so?"
"Oh yes," said Ue, "there 1 no mis
tako about it."
"Well," replied tho Judge, In a very
cmpathic tone, "I am glad to learn that
very glad. I should hato awfully to
bo related to a man mean enough to
attempt to inllueucu n court as you
liavel" Bench and liar. '
.A forty day liusbaud, on whom the
memory of tho houeyuoon already
seems to havo become powerless wants
to kuo'.v why his wifo Is like a small
pie. Do you give It up? Auswer
"Because," says the unfeeling wretch,
"elie is now a litt)e, M11.'1'
Ijiia. recent IccturoutAugusla.pa.,
ItaphaeVSeiumesllio e-adiiiiral, i-x-
plained why n sailor calls a slitp "she."
First, becn'uw.6lie ahvays looks, best
w hen freshly painted; second, because
sho nlwayii puts her best foot Joietuost
when Bbu has on new sails; tlllrd, bn-
causo she always looks well when In
stays; and fourth, became she always
brings home news fioin iioroau,
Fjjlii.c hest 111 per. it.
rosTAGK free.,
' ' iir.urriFOi'.i.Y n.LrJsTitA'TF.n.
' Tim S O I r. N T I r I O A .11 1'. 1 1 1 1 ! A X W In
tin aotli ji-ir. tli ul,l,Hilrrnl I'm olanr
wivl.ly ik'it of tlw kind 111 tli wurlJ. A
twit volume coiiiinrlirt'li Jinuiff 4, IfSi.
' TtfeTritfliii cinVrnm llu-Mttl inl mol Inltr
mllng Information jierlalnltiii to InJiilrnl.
Mi'duDlnl anil Sclfiitllic l'ifrrc of Ilie Wi'lMi
IVncrlntlonii, will, ll.-utlful l.iiirmvli ft, rf New
IhU'iillonr. New lt,iliiiiuht, Nw frrivi. 4uil
loiprovrd 1 ti'lilKli le t,r all kind; Ufjt Notip
ltvlr, Sniriif(linii mid Adlf. ty t'nirtlMl
"rller,IWr Wurkm.! and Kiolor,iu All Um
iAt!cni4nrtj.. '
The SUIIiiYTIFfC A-IIMIllOAN tithe
Clirapestand liett illm tratril weekly lner yullidietl
I.'itry nnnibh contains fnlM Idle 15 tn-lgttttil en-
1 gracious uf new mnclihtpry and ffoiW invcnliyns.
H.OllA VINCiS, illiislralinil Imprme
mints, DUcoceiies. ami Imiiirtant Worlt,jierUtin
ingto civil and Meelutnical l.wjncerinfj. Milling,
Mining im l ilAMiiryy; lleeofis of fie ixtal'pm
1tres tn the af'pltcutl'nis oftf'fan', $ttll jJlr,
utij, J'ailuiij'u u'tt-ltuiliUi-u, Aoryfi"". ttlt'
(inipli), JIWjtuKi Li 'Oil. ring, UaUi Icily, Ma,jtf
imn. J.i'il amt tltal. ,
.KAIUllClt.-i, Kt r'tani't, t.niuart, Inrta
tort, ManvfaUufr4, rirml, rZi ' tf,!Xi1ncfi
T?arJ,rrit, Vteiil'jiiieii, huM1)'. unti Pvj'U if all
I'lorrtilMtVlltfinilOnt gUIXTIHll AJII.II1CAN vu-
fullilhtm. H ththitld idle n j'tace in tvery UmlVy,
I.lUntry, MihIJ, Ojltf, Hnit ' Ontntltii 'Jtumnilh it?
ir lUudiitf JCuouifljttlrnt, Actiflniiyt or .ScAoyf. '
A vfiirlrniintnrti:(mlainKil)'agct and M-lutUL
IIUJi,,'w l.oi;xnlrf. ThuutaiHlt uf vJiiim-uih,-'i
i,.lfnr .in litfj and cjtrtnce, Tlif.praCi
Imi ijiistut tent ttnitt't teA limes tTie rubtcrip
tiim price. 'Z'ermt, $.'l.'20 a yiar t vulil, including
Jitfiagc. Viicnutit to flubs. ,Sia'if Clicnlarl anil
,'!V'mena tint free. May,bt had of dtl Mivg Veal 1
J-Jofon'fc! In connection xbilh the Stltrf.
JT CiLtULLC). iirio.lMEaiaiAIir. SlUfx
iL-Gh are Solicitors of American a)id Voreifjn Til
cult, and hart thctarjeUfitublitlinirnt intht orULl
More tlianjlty iliousand applications Itave letn
madear paints lltrotifrh rlieir'tiffencys 1 ' u
lUttnUqr oliiainal on ilie bfft terms, MotUlt ft
Mia inrrlitioiis and slclch'ce rxaminnl and ddvice
VM A special notice M made, lb the, gclKNTino
1MI.:ICN or all Jneention J'atcntetl tlirounh .lliis
Ayncy,loillttl6 namelaudh'i)rutenie nflht ijtehteet'
are oflet sold in tmrt orjclwlc, to persons at
I' 'lird to the ini'nlon'lnf sntli'nUiie Send for'
I'anip'iUL llllirrej, rontiiniug lauis and full dtft
l actions for ohlaininy Patents.
AddifU for the J'aprttior concerning Intents,'
MI.. d fV.Sl J'ur- i!ow,Z y., Ilrmid, OJjlce,
cor. ft Vndllli iSli.,'Wlsliinym, P. C." " '
'SubscripHoiisjuaiived alfUs liflice.i . . i-
WiLLIAEvi K E ME R E R ,
1 1 ; Odrricrbf ; ' u
Bank & South Sta Iiehighton, Pa.,
Keeps a full line of
Comprising Ladles' Dress Goods, Ulackj
aim uoioreu upacas.iiingiiams,
Print's, Shirtings Sheetings, &o.
of every grade and1 price. - -
C-dltl'ElS A! -s'h (7L0TnS, ,
In great varle y.
r.
Teas, Coffees, Sugars, Spices, Fruits,
llams, Shoulders, Sldo-Moat, &n.
llougbf, Sold or Exchauged
H A RD A,R E
For Building and other purposes In
great variety ot tlio best quality
All goods warranted as rertrcsented
uuu prices iiniy ns low as elsewliere.
Ap, U Q, l7-yl .
JlpmiVKCT FITS.''' ' ,
Laur.y'& Peters....'.'
1 1
Ilavo just received ,a very Jargo and eie
gant stock of Fall and' Winter ' '
U m; 6I H), $ 9
comprising plain and fancv Cloths,
CasslmertS and' Vestlnas. i or lllf'li's ntul
boys' wear, which they aro prepare'd'to1
make up in thu mot f.jilonable stylr'i,
af reasonable piices and on bhort notice. 1
Ladps', Gent's acd Children's
Boots, Shoes,, Gaiters
and Rubbers, .'
comprising a splendid stock1 of 'aj kinds,
tuanulaetured especially for tho- tiadu
of this, locality. f ' 1 ,r
of tho litest and most fashionable make.
always 011 hand, at low'tlgures..'
RTAgeuts (or tho-Aomq Shirt tho
best fitting garment nver made. iLeavo
your JItasuru .for them.
LAUltY '& 1'ETEltS,
Merchant Tailors,
P. O. Building, Lehlghton, Pa.
"CJ70H Drugs, Medicines, Perfumery.
-f - bplces, &c, call at Leutz'a .Drug
mOlt Chapped Handsl Faco or Lips,
call at LenU.'s' Drugstore,' .
"AiVUSTIC Soda, l letsper pound at
LeuU's Drug Store.
"raOIt Toilet Extracts, Edieis, Fan
JJJIfej caU at Lentz's Dr;ig ture.,
ALL kinds of Potent ''Medicines 'at
Lentz's Driig Store. " . ,
mOllACC'O an'd 'Olgari. ;a JpeSlaJty
f-M tho Drug stiiio bf 0. W. Leutz,
linn ui.l.t , . . !' 1
.... uti.-ci, j.ciiigiiion,
TMIOif E Llijuor., for Sliilleal pur
V "'3 w Leiitz'i Prug Sture,
jmuk street,
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Itefprence, Fdltor. of this Publication.
Oct. .'l.nrt i"
Opposlto tho Public SouaieV
SOUTH ST.,' LEniGilTO.V, PA.,
Manufa'cture'r of
Tin & Sheet Irtih Ware
And Dealer In. iJl klnd'a of ,
8 V.lE.S'Sl!
tSf Roofing, Spouting and Jobbing
promptly attenueu to, nov, uu
on saia:,
.A 'New FlItE PilQOF. SAFE, with
Combination Lock, at lLiH P,r)cu,,
. ' Itniulro of , ,
w: 'M. iVAVSUElt: '
Lelilghton, Oct. 24; W-t. "'
W, EACHES,
1
ContTactot' & Builder
iunrdiiTON, ,'
1 ,riuiis and1 Spci lficiUliiiis
For all' Kluda oC-UUlItliriirs made' at tho
'shortest dotico. " ' , -"
UUU 11 A It j 14 2
1 ' 1 : .1,
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tho coutract Is awarded to tho under,
hlgned. A. W. EAOIIES,
June li, 1873-yl
KOU. CA.M
Save' 20 Per Cent,
' py g(,lttngJJOHr, '
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Wo liavo Just received a large an'd cle
1 V.'M'. to '' -:'
.liuui uoiiiiieia ul, , ,
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Of the latest styles together with n
supeilo'rbtockbf
CARDS, BILLHEADS,
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PRINTING MAtkRIAL,
i nd' can1 now 'give our patrons first.
, class work at pi ices nt leiibt
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iau any other Ofilce In 'this section.
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THU CAH1IOX AOVOO.ITI3,
u0
A 24-colurun Loca) Paper, quditlfe.ouly
, newspaper ., ,
Kntlrrlyl'rliitcd In tlie Coui.iy,
Jspubjlslied every Saturday iiiornin s t
$1 'a Y.eaf in Advahcb,
Cir 1 !tn If 'nnl tinlil 'In' mlvnnp'p. The
Auvocatu, with Its large ai.d lit.
creasing clieulutlon, Is unu
of the very"'
, tw 1 1
a
11
lct JIeill,uuif for AdvtrtWIug
;' .. 1 tiui ' 1
' I -.1 A In! 1 . .
, rr. net .11 i "
nmilicitl6uill-ifc.l k.i .1 ... f' i'
I JK. .. I ..1 '
" H. V. JIORTIIIMER,
Lehlghto'u, Catbon County, Pa.
j "T7"cIssiiort Alicad I ,
The tindCricnpd .w'ould respect'fultv
nform bulldeis.eoutiactorsaudtlie nubn
He In geueial, tlmt theyjiavo opened a,
MOM Hfill0l
In connection with their '
AW..
K'ear.thA L. AS. Depot,
WETSSPORT, Peniifl,..
"""I ti'ntlhcy Iiavo now on liaml nn Ini.
iiit'liso stock of '.horotlglily Seasoned
Luinber,,3iich as, .. ,
Hough Pino Hoards,, ' .
burfuceil 1'iile Voards,
X'iooiiiig, llemloek and Pine,
SldlngH, of nil kinds,
Shinnies an tiuuieiise stock,
Hoofing nnil Ceiling Lath,
Scaiitlini;.
mid, In fact, Lumber of every descrip
tion at mm very lowtti uiajuot prices.
'o are also prepared to furnish Build
eis and others with a very fiiu article of
n U 11 (I . sultalilo lor .tlUMnrv
IVni-lt, rtasturiiit;. &c, ut lie-
uuu kably Low Figures.
Wo have constantly on hand a larco
lot of Wood .suitable fur Firewood,
-.vlilrli wo, will Mill, In liiritu or small
quantities, at Prices to suit your Pockets
OiR Motto HON IIS I' OdUWT LOU- I'llIOS.
Weissport,
niig'2a-yl Taruuu eoiinty, Pa.
cleiiialc,d ' (
Gplcten Tonguo
5sAisME mams
are acknowledged by Eminent Muski.uis
nndDlstluguUlied of Honor as
J the Leading'
PARLOR. ORGANS
NOW IN USE I .1
Wo Challenge any llakpr to Erual
. THEL. ,
i!so other Organ.-llOs gained
the sume.pojMlai'ity in' tho!
Lchiyli VulleyOrgihis
spKl .lt.org ...yciji'S. ago
givo iinivorsal 'Bat
' isfoGtidn'-rjiUarb '
ready, to . add
jtiiqir ,uamc3 ,
in nroot:
1
of what wo
. ...fiay..... -iJJ.0 not ,
until yoii havo
' examined 'I'hisr'Yuhu!
blo insliuiiiiL'iit. with Tl
imnrovenion'i.S added tto it.
Ciioil tscnls It'aiittiiU
( 'Addrisi,
, iituri v & pwrrs,
Wiilitilgton, Warren Cnutitv.
oet'J-l-vl Xu.v Jel'MU'.
-rr u. 11 ifii t; jit,,, ,
QZ Onnusltii L. & S. Denot.
On the East Weissport .Canal Dank,
ILvMirctfnlly Infnruis tho'cltlzMii of this
vicinity nine no Keeps cniMiintiy on
baud, and Is (.filing at Iho Very lowest
.Market l'rlfes, the very best uruuus ot
1 ' '
AI.-O, UK.M.CU IN
For building and other purfioe, which
lie guaranties, tu Lie , ,
Thoroughly Seasoned
And to Sell at tho
YKIIV LOWFT JtATUS,
Wholesale ami Rvtairn( Hivcry.'Loiv
it, uui rricwi
'lie has also a number ot very eligibly
IwateU
BBBflB DflHaflDS? ILflDSS
-
lu MCKKRTSTQWy. Franklin Twn.
willed ho will H'll un 'Veiy Laxy l erm.
aug, v, 'la-yij J. u. uiuivivitr.
AliiliiUtr;t.u V, .ullci
, Wlieil,a.letti.r4 of ndmlnVtWtlim
iii'iin Um toUitf of JimmJi MiuiU. Iul
ci .Mainjiiini! r.nuiwii. untutiii u.
I mvm Iku rMk"tl,t ilnutiiiii
lur! 811 l-r
Mll.l I'.UtO will U.it iMUflll lliriil.nml
lli'-n I d In t miU e-t il wbl
uiaku tin . te p.i u. nt.
lll II X Sil, L'l.uhu.u.
Jan. , J8i' 1
Dr. J. AVallccr's California
Yin?nr lliliors 1110 ivimioly-Vog-ctiibluprcparntlon,
lnnuo chielly front
tho linttvo herbs found on' tho lower
nnjres of tho Sierra Nevada moun
tains of California, tho medicinal
iroiiortlcs of which'' aro extracted
lore rum witnoiic mo usq ot Aleoliol.
The question is almost daily asked,
' nut is ttio eanso 01 tlio unpar
alleled StlCCCSS of Vl.VIXJAH JtT-
teks t" Our answer is, that they
I'omovo tho catiso of disease, and
tho patient recovers his health., They
aro tlio great blood purifier and, a
life-giving principle, ni perfect Homi
vator and luvigorntor, of .tile iy.tein.
Never bpliiro in tho history of flio world
has a' medicine been compounded pos
sessing tho rcni'iikablo rpmllties of Vise
EOAit lltrrnus in healing" tho siclc if
ovorydiseaso manh heir to. Tliej'-arij
iv pejitlo, Purgative m vpR ad p. 'l'milo,
rqlieving uongetion or iniminlniUlon ot
ttio Liver and VUccral Oraau, in Ullious
Disease.
riio nroDfrtics of Dr.. 'Walk-
ita's Vixul.Ut ltiTTini's aro Aperient, Dia
jilioretie, Cnriulnattvc, Nutritious, Laxa
tive, Diurutie, Seilatlvn, Couuter-Irritaut,
Gudorilie, Alterative, and Aatl-Diliout.
(jralefiil Thousands proclaim
ViirnoAn llrrruns tho most wonder
ful Invigornnt that ever .sustained
tho sinking systom.
Jo rerson can tako these .Hit
ters according to directions, and re
main long unwell, provided, their
liones aro not destroyed by mineral
poison or. other means, and vital or-i
gans wasted boyond repair. 1
liiiious, Keimitcim aim in
ter 111 it tout rovers, which ;aro so
nrovalent in tho valleys of our great;
iivtrs throughput tho rjnited.Statcs,
especially thoso .of tlio Slisslssippi,
uino, inssonri, Illinois, rennesspo,
Cimiucriand, Arkansas, ncii, uoio-
rado, lirazos, Rio Grando, Pearl,
Alabama, Mohllo, Savauttali, Ro
anoke, James, and many others,
with their vast tributaries, through
out our entire) country during tho
Summer and Autumn, and remarka
bly so during seasons' of unusual
Vat and dryness, ar6 invariably ac
companied by cxtcuslvo derange
ments of tlio stomach and liver, and
other abdominal viscera. In their
treatment, a purgative, oxorting rv
.powerful iuQucnco upon thoso varU
ous organs, is cssontially necessary,
Tlicro is 110 catliartlc for tlio pitrposo
emial to Dn. J. Walkkrs vixeoar
Lirrniis, ns they will speedily reuioTQ
tho dark-colored viscid matter with which
tho bowels aro loaded, at tho samo tiuio
stimulating tho secretions of tho liver,
and generally restoring tho healthy func
tions of tho digestlvo organs.
I'ortii v tho body against msi
oaso by purifying all its lluids with
VixnaAii Hitters. No cpidoniio cart
tako hold of a system thus loro-anned.
Dyspepsia or liulnresuon. Head
ache, Pam iu tho Shoulders, Coughs,
Tightness of tho Chest, Dizziness, Sour
Eructation.) of tho Stomach. Dad Taste
ill tho Mouth, Diliout Attacks, Palplta
tion of tho Heart, Inflammation of the
Lungs, Paiii in tho region; of tho Kidneys,
and a hundred other painful symptoms,
aro thoolli-pringstu nyspopsia; uuo uot
tlo will provo a better gnaranteo of its
merits than a lengthy advertisement.
Scrolaia, or lung's Urn, wiiito
Swellings. Ulcers. Erysipelas, Swelled
Neck, Uoitro, bcroiuiuiis iiiiiaiiiinaiions,
ludoent Iulhiiumatlom. Mercurial affec
tions, Old Sores, Eruptions (if tho Skin,
Soro Eye, etc. In these, as in all other
constitutional Diseases, Walker's Yin
Ko.urlllTTERS havo shown their great enr-ativo-
nowei'6 in tho most obstiuato and
intractablocai'os,
ror Inlhuninatory and Lhronic
ItliL'iinnttisni.Ootit, Uilious.Rcuilt-
tont mid Intermittent 1'vYers, Die.tiea
of tboillnnU, Liver, tilUliey t nun iiiauuer,
these Hitters havo 110 equal. Such Dis
eases aro caueil by illtttou uioou.
ircfhanical llisoasns. Persons
engaged in Paluts nud Minerals, such aa
Plumbers, Type-setters, Gold-beaters and
Miners, ns they advanbu in life, aro sub
Juct to par.ilyMs of tho HowcK To guard
iiiralimt tliis, tuko a dewo of Walker's
".-.... . .. n.,-,...o ...,.;,,.,., Hi-
I I.1IUI4II ,JUJJiH..l.VVU-tvtlHI.I
For Skin Diseases, Eruptions,
Tetter, Sult-Uhoiun,liliitehes,Spots,Pim.i
pies, VMulos, UinU, C'arbuuefn. lyingi
vuruis, Scald-head. Soro Eyes, Lryipi-
lai, JU'U, jeuns, j;eoiuriiiiiui 01 iuo
Skin, llunuirs and Diseases; of tho Skin of
whatever uamo or nature, aro literally
dug up and carried ont uf tho svstem in a,
shint tuna by thouso of thoso llittcrs.
rin.Taiio. ami other Worms.
,farl;iug in tho system of m many thou-
Mimli, aro ouectuaiiy ucsunyen auij ru
uiovodi N'o i-yteui of medieino, uo vcr
mifugi's, 110 a.aheliuinlties will (ice LUa
nwteui froii worms liko thoso Duters.
i'orFi'inaleCoiniiliiiUts, in young
or old. married orflnglo, nt the dawn of
womanhood, of tho turn of life, thcM) Ton
ic Hitters display mi decided an iilllneucc.
that improvement is soon perceptible.
Cli'iuiso iho Vitiated Wood.
whenever yon find its Impurities bnn tlng
throuifh the skill in Pimples, ErulitloiiH,
or SuroHj cleanse it when you find it ib.
rUueted und sluggish ill tho voIas;rlinuo
it when it i f.nil; your leeliugs will tell
j-kii wUu'if Kuen the blnud pure, and tlio
With of thu kVi-Icm Will futluw.
It, II. .Ill DON I. ft).,
Ilruii(ll A flfn. Ail . Rn Trancllco, Cjllfur.
ui, u r. r WnalBcumjiiHl t'Urliim hu,N,V.
nn I q liv wit DnigUU niut lltaltn .
u UUK llEAU'llFUL L O Q K
BRCthYf - A I tlMi' t.f Dl'ltl INO'S
RO-K i.LVCEUIN'E for Roughness of
lli' -U tt. happed Hands, &e., only 25
chu'.j a bottle. wayj.