ill
Oarluitt
H. V. MoRTniMEti, Proprietor.
INDEPENDENT Live and Let Live."
$1.00 a Year if Paid in Advance.
LEniGHTON, CARBON COUNTY, PENN'A, SATURDAY MORNING, NOVEMBER 14, 1874.
SINGLE COPIES, THREE CENTS
VOL; ,11., No. 52.
CARDS.
Furniture Warehouse.
V. Bchwrt, Hank street, dealer m all kindi of
Furniture, atffmtnadeto order.
Uoot and Shoe Mkeri.
Clinton Bretu.J, in Lrran's building. Haote street.
Morderiprmpa!UUa' w warranted.
yj- M. nAPSIlEU,
ATTORN KY AND COUNSELLOR AT tAW,
8.11 Hi ! Ki-l.t.. cnTJnclii(t neatlj done. l.0.
and Herman. rov..".
JHO. D. BEIITOLKTTE,
ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW
Oriica-IMrst National Bank Building, 2nd Floor
MAUCH CHUNK, Pmm.
M.t bo consulted In Qerrnan. apr IS, 1871
TQAN1KI. ICALUFUS,
ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW,
llnuch Cb'uuU, Pa.
J9-Offl.'above Dotou's Jeva'rjf Store, Broadwaj.
gD. C. DIHMIOIC,
"TT ...... hwidvcV IT T.AW
DISTRICT AXTUKnui, niivfy ,
Ofllce.on BaoiDWiT, first door below American
llotel.MauchChunk.l'enn'.. Collection; prompt
j made. Nov.!.
j n. DIHS110K,
AUCTIONEER,
Kt Welnport, Pa.
NI). Sales of every description attended to at
reasonable charge., he patrou.ge of lb. puUle
1. re.pectfulljr wllclted. J"-2'
rU. N. II. REBER,
PRACTICING PHYSICIAN AND EURO EON,
Office, BiK Street, next door .bore the I'oelolRw,
LehUhton, Pa. Office llourB-earrvvllle each dav
rim 111 to 12 o'clock i remainder of dav t tta lii
Lehlghtor. t .or ii, 72
riAGLE UOTISI.,
H. KLOTZ, PROP'R,
Niimmll Hill, Carbon Co., Pa.
T." .'".nrnod.tlon.. JLxo.ll.nt r.s
taurtnt underneath. Oood .tabling attached
Terms moderate.
J BOYD MENUI,
ARCHITECT,
122 S. 9th St., lien own, Pa.
Will furnish Plan., Specification, and Es'tmatw.
ElTing exact eotof public and private bulldli rs,
from the plainest to the molt elaborates alo
Drawtnea for Stair., Uaod-Rall., Ac. J"3
IIOItIAS A. WILLIAMS.
LADIES' AND OBNTLEMEN'S
Fashionable
Boot and Shoe Maker,
Noirlr opposite the I'ost-olBco
BANK BTEEET, Lehighton, Pa.
Hiring commenced buslne&s, a. above, I would
respectfully annoum-a to the cltlien. of Lehighton
and vicinity that I am prepared to do all work In
my line In the Mitest and niil.t .ubslantlal mau
ner. at price. fuy a. low al the earoe work can
be otaloed In l'hlladelphla. A splendid asaort
ment of cniLDKKN S and MISSES' WEAK of
the lot roakealway.i.nUaud. Atrial I. solicited
and Mtlfaetleo guaranteed,
at Jowe.t price.. July 4,1871.
WIIOM S UI3J1EKER,
JL CONVEY ANUER,
AND
GENERAL INSURANCE AGENT
The following Companies are Represented!
Lebanon Mutual Fire,
Reading Mutual Fire,
WyotUng Fire,
Pottsviile Flro,
Lehigh Fire, and tlio
Travelers' Accident Insurance,
Also Pennsylvania nud Mutual Horse
Thiet Detective aud Insurance Com
pany. March 2U, 1873.
OS. ill. FlllTZiaGEn,
Fashionable
Boot and Shoe Maker,
Opposite T. D. Clauss" Store,
IMXK STREET, LEHIGHTON, Pa.,
respectfully Informs Ills friends mid t ho
public, ttiat Ira has just received a new
and excellent assortment of Men's Wo
men's and Children's Ready-Made
Boots, bhoes & Gaiters,
Which he will Sell at the Lowest Prices.
tST" Roots and Shoes tnado to order,
and Repairing neatly and sublimit mlly
done at short notice. ap 25-yl
fMMic undersigned respect
" fully announces that he Is better
prepared than ever to uuy and bull
Hides,
Calf and Sheep Shins,
Xallw and
Plastering Hair,
at his Old Stand, nearly opposite the
postofUce, Dank Street, lehighton.
1ST Tho highest cash prices paid for
Hides and Skins.
nov. 22. O. E. GREENMWALI).
OBACCOX1ST.
OLIVER CRILLEY, dealer In To
baecu, Cigars, Plies, Ac, next door to
Rex's Gtoccry Stoie, Susquehanna St.,
Mauch Chunk, respectfully asks the
people of Lehighton and vicinity, when
visiting that place, to call in and try his
FRAGRANT CIGARS,
the very best In tho market. Every
articles in his line warranted as repre
sented and at lowest prices. marliS
OV IT 1 TRY ITl-The India
Rubber Plasters for a Weak Hack
DItULING hasthwa may 0
nrOTnERS, Look at that Child, It
lias Worms. Go or send at once
to DURLING'S Drug Store, and get a
bottlo of his WORM SYRUP, so plea
sant and yet to suie. may 0
N ADEN HUTTEN TANNERY
LEniGHTON, PA.,
B. J. KTJNTZ, Prop'r,
Rpsnectfullv announces to tho pnbllo
that he has Just rebuilt the Tannery,
formerly of Daniel Olewlne, and put
In all the best and most approved ma
chinery for the
Manufacture of Leather,
such as Hemlock and Oak Sole, Harness,
Upper, Kip, Calf and Sheep, which he
will supply at Hie very lowest price.
Plastering Hulr supplied In large or
small quantities very low. HIDES and
SKINS bought at highest cash prices.
Patronage solicited. Aug. 8-yl
ROM!
I
HON ! ! 1
The undersigned calls the attention
of nil parties using Iron to the fact that
he keeps on hand, at the
WeissportRollingMill
all Sizes, which he offers at the Lowest
Markt't Prices. Aha, that lie pnvs the
Highest Price lor SCRAP IRON, or
will take It In exchango for Manufac
tured Iron.
In.the absence of the undersigned,
parties will call at the Feed Store of W.
U KNECUT, Esq., and be attended to.
LEWIS WEISS.
Welssport, Sept 12-ui3
IIUCKMAN,
UtSOrACTUBEK OF
Carriages, Sleighs, Dugglcs,
and every description of
SPRING WAGONS.
Nearly opposite Eagle Hotel, Bank Street,
Lehighton, Pa.
REPAIRINO PROMPTLY ATTENDED TO
At reasonable charges.
67-Patroi aire Terr resrjectfullr solicited, and
satisfaction guaranteed.
leb. 7, 1874, A. BUCKM AN.
LOIJU AND. j?ei:-
Charles Trainer
Respectfully Informs the people of Le
highton that he has mot Excellent
Flour lor Sale ;
Also, good FEED of all kinds, and
STRAW in the .Bundle. He Is also
prepared to do auy kind of
Hauling and Plowing
at short notice
LEUIGU (2d) STREET,
Lehighton, Pa. March 28-ly
E. H. SNYDER
LGIUGIITOIt, PEIVN'A.,
DEALER IN
Dry Goods, Notions,
Ts,iis:3vni3srGS ,
GROCERIES, QUEENSWARE,
Glassware, Hardware, &o.
May 31, 1873.
ONDFRFUL, RUT TRUE I
Whenever I cet a Dottle of Bloom
of Youth or Magnolia Rulm, Rose Tint,
a iJox of Lilly White, or anything In
that line to beautify the complexion, at
Hutting's Drug Store, it seems to be
nicer and better than 1 can get any-
witeie else. may
Jo HEILMAN & CO.,
BANK STREET. Lehighton, Pa.,
MILLERS and Dealers in
All kinds of GR1IN Rought and Sold
at Regular Market Rates.
We would, nlso respectfully Inform
our citizens, that wo are now fully pre
pared to supply them with the
IScst of Coal
From auy Mine desired at the VERY
LOWEST 1MIICCS.
M. HEILMAN & CO.
July 25th, 1874.
M1TY HIM ? NO 1 That Electric
Liniment, like I got at Durllng's
Drug Store, will euro liliu or any other
man of RHEUMATISM and all other
Pains. may 0
"JUST look at hor Hair i Why I
thought it was turning Grey? So
Itwas, until she got alJottle of that new
Hair Restorer at Durllng's Drug Store.
HY, OH. WHY will you suffer
with that Couch or Cold? when
relief nmv b' had Immediately bvuslnc
DURLING'S Compound Syrup of Tar
Wild Cherry and Horebound.
Railroad Guide.
N'
OR.TII PBNNA.RAlI.nOAD.
assenger. forPhlladelrhlawIll leareLeblghton
a. folpws 1
6.00 a. m. rla L. V. arris at Phlla. at 90 a. m.
7.37 a. m. rla L. 4 8." " 11.10 a. m.
7.19 1. m. rla L. V. " " 11.10.. m.
11.07 p.m. TlaL. AS. " " 2.18 p. m
II 02 p. m. rla L. V. " " 2.1 S p.m.
2 27 p.m. rla I.. AS. " 11 S 39 p.m.
1.17 p. m. rla L. 8. " " 8.2'ip. m.
I ll p. m. t la L. V. " " S.20 p. m.
7-18 p. m. rla L. V. " 1080p.ro.
Returning, leave depot at Berk, and American
Street. Phlla.. at 7 00. 8 JO and 0.15 a. m.: 2 10
3J0 and 6.15 p. m.
rarerrum Lenignton to rniiaiaipnia, v.oa.
Keh.l, 1871. K LIS CLAI.KIi, Agent
CENTRAL. R. R. OP N. J.
LKI11GU & SUSQUEHANNA DIVISION.
Tltno Tablo of June 20, 1874.
Trilns leave lehighton as follows:
For Xew York, Philadelphia, Ea.ton, Ac- a, 7.37,
11 07 a.m., 2.27, 117 p.m.
For Mauch Cbnnk at 10.15 a. m., 1.11, 68, and
9 03 p. m.
For Wilkes Barre andScranton at 10.15 a.m., 1,11,
6.38 p. lu.
ycefurm'nn- leave New York, from station Cen
tral Railroad of Xew Jersey, fool of Liberty
street, North Hirer, at 6.15, 9.00 a.m., 12.10,
1 Ob p. m.
Leavo Philadelphia, from Depot North Penn'a
R. II., at 7.00, 9 15 a. m., 2.10, 6 15 p. m.
Leave Easton at 8 30, 10.05, 11.18 a. in., 3.55 and
7.15 p m.
Leave Mauch Chunk at 7 JO, 11.0" a.m., 2 20 and
1.10 p. m.
Fo: further particulars, see Time Table, at the
Stations.
II. P. BALDWIN, Gen. runtnga Agtnt.
July!, 1871.
PENNSYLVANIA HAIL.lt OA D,
PHILADELPHIA 4 ERIE RR. DIVISION.
Summer Time Table.
On and after SUNDAY, JUNK !!8lh, 1871, the
trains on the Pbllada. 4 Erie R It. Division will
ruu a. follows:
WESTWARD.
Fist Line leaves Philadelphia
" " Ilarrlsburg
" " Suubury
" " Vt llllauisport
" arr. at Lock Haven
Ebii Mm leave. Philadelphia
" llarrlburg
" " Sunbury
" " Wllllamsporl
" " Lock Haven
" " Renova
" arr. at Erie
Emnn Mail leave. Philadelphia
" 11 Ilarrlsburg
" " fiuobury
" Wllliamsport
arr. at Lock Haven
Nlioiiu ItXFKias leaves Pblladelpbla
12.55 p.m.
A 00 p.m.
C.55 p.m.
80 p.m.
10XK3 p.m
11.65 p.m.
125 am.
6 30 a.m
8.35 am.
9.15 a.m.
11.10 a.m
8 05 p.m.
8.00 a.m.
ISO p.m.
4.20 p m.
0 20 p.m.
7 JO p.m.
7.20 a.m.
10 40 a.m.
12.30 p.m,
" " " Sunbury
riarrisourg
" " " Wllliamsport
' " " Lock Haven
' " Renova
" " arr. at Kane
J.05 p.m. I
a xu p.m
1.20 p.m.
9.60 .m.
EASTWARD.
rmu.KlFKCBS leaves lxck Havoa 020 a.m.
" " Sunbury OJlp.ra.
t M WiltUm.pA.fc V.OB.Ul.
(( " arr. at Ilarrlsburg 11.15 am.
' Philadelphia 3.35 p.m'
Ebii Mm leaves Erie 11.20 a.m.
" ' Renova U SO p.m.
" " Lock Haven 9.35 p.m.
" " Wllllamkport 10.60 a.m.
" " Suubury 1210 a.m.
" arr. at Ilarrlsburg 210 am.
" " Philadelphia 0 40 a.m
Emit Miil learea Lock Haven 9.15 a.m.
" " Wllliamsport 11.00 a.m.
" Sunbury 12.40 p.m.
" arr. at Ilarrlsburg 3.05 p.m
" ' Philadelphia 6.35 p.m.
Kaaiii Exrtua leave. Kao. 9.00 a.m.
' " " Itenovo 105 pjn.
" " Lock Haren 6 25 p m.
" " " Wllliamsport 8.50 p.m.
" ' " 8unbnry 8.10 p.m.
" ' arr al ilarrlsburg 10,65 p.m.
" " Philadelphia 2.60 a.m.
Mall East connect, east aud west at Erie with L
S 4 M 8 It W and atlrvlneton with 011 Creek and
Allegheny It It W.
Mall W est with east and west trains on L 8 4 M
8 It W. aud at Corry andlrrlneton with Oil Creek
and Allegheny R K W.
Elmlra Mail and Buffalo Rxpreis make close
ronnectlonsat.W llllauisport with N C It W trains
uorih, aud at Ilarrlsburg with N 0 R W train,
south. V M. A. BALDWIN, Gen'l Supt.
1 AAA "EwAltDforan Incurable
III II II e of Cmarrh. After h.tlng
fnuffrd. dtftuiivd. earelrMi. hawk.
vd. t pit and gigged ti jour entire MtUf-cUou Id
your unelrM eudeavon to get relief from caUrrb,
Urw Brig! Alleviator ftcrord.Dg to directions. Tht
filthy tuau of mti'-oua will be Immediately expvll
ed, aad tbe lnflaiaed turface loot bed, the eyei
parklevlth dvight, the head feei natural again;
hope revivea. for a cure la sure to Mluw the use of
tbn agrecahle, acleutlfic aud rtllatle remetljr,
AiitfrIiC!i T MUCI1 1)as been said
ljUliilll.N A and written, and inauy re
C uiedlea bare been offered fur
the relief auu cure of throat aud lung dlfcMHea; but
nothing bai been ao enitutrntly aucceuiful. or ob
tained auch a wide celebrity, aa Utlggi Throat
and Lung Ilealer
tf1xifticiT THE excruciating pain
VjIII IIM produrfd by corn, the uareaa
fug twlnglug from lluojoua, the
piercing, dlatrHMlng pnln from Ingrowing Nalla,
catinot be denrribd. Thousand! tutfer, no. know.
Ing there Is a cure. Urlggt' corn and Bunion
Keuitrdltti are no add or potash compound, but
are reliable, aoothlng, and effectual, aud justly
merit the success they hare rned from au ap
preciative public Ihe Curative Is a healing oint
ment; Immediate relief Is obtained by ltsappllca
ttoD.aud It will poftltlvely cure the worst cares of
festered corns. I una Died and ulcerated bunions,
the surest Instep, the largest and severest blister,?,
tbe moat exUntlro callosities on tbe sole-, or heels
of the feet; unequalled la tbe cure of chlldbl Ins
or frosted feet. Tbe AlMtatur for ordinary corns
and preventing tbvlr formation ti absolutely un
etjuaMed by any thing ever known. Ask forlirlggt
itemed let. Take no other.
Piles!!
IT'S ALL VERY WELL,
thott not IruubUd to Viink it I'snotA
ina to Aaee IUt. br thit reason.
tht wfortunaU tutferer gtU wry lutlt sympatiy,
Ihtagonyiif TophdUnot or cannot be much wvrtt
than vie torture endured 6ymUfum. ieAoare(rou6Ietl
with internal bleeding, external and itching ptlet.
Clad Tutingtfor lujcrerer, toriggfi ilt Jtemediet
are mild, tafe and sure.
i tanci T ARE TOE MOST PLEN.
V itlrllK 1 t(u! kind of grain inlhenurtet.
ry m lia, a tvpply re
the thru year tUchiU lo the grandtire verging on
a hundred! il)luh,liandxme young ladiet whodaHy
promenade fathionable retortt;tddleajedmatrtmii
old maide, dreued up to appear young and gay; dan
diet, with their patentltauxrt, and (nreniiaUt walk
ing slid; (Ae clergyman, merchant, clerk, artitan
ana mechanic, oaUaget and ttationt, have a full
lupply ccorni, bunion). Ud nadt,and other bother
ationtcj the feet, all of which are banuhed and cured
by the uu of Jtriggi'e Cum and Bunion Jlemediet,
Mtriator and Curative. Sold by
A. J. DURLING.Drugglst,
Lehighton, Pa.
May 9, 1874 ly.
rMAHE People of Lehlghtin and vlcln
Ity all unite In testifying that at A .
J. DURLlNU'SDrug and Family Med
icine Store, Puns, r'UESii and Unadul
terated .Medicines can always be
found. may 9
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Iuquire of
W. M. RAPSnER.
Lehlghtnn, Oct. St, 1874.
An Indian In a Police Court.
From the Detroit Frit Frttt.
An Indian had been picked up drunk,
and though Itwas proposed to let him go
over tho river, it was desirable to have
him understand that no Indlnn has any
more rights than n white man.
"Child of the whispering forest, son
of the grassy plains, It grieves my spirit
to see you here,"sa'd his Honor. "Only
a fow more moons will come and go be
fore you will be gatht-rcd to the happy
hunting grounds of your brothers gone
before. You are an ngd tree. Time
has shorn you of your strength. You
can. no longer chase tho wild conduran
go and follow tho loebuck. The buffa
lo grazes In front of your lodge, and your
arm Is not strong enough to draw the
bow. The rumbling thunder and the
sharp lightning make you ntrnid. Once
you could not count the camp fires of
youi tribe, so many did they number;
now there Is nothing left of your tribe
but yourself two old army blAnkots,nnd
a shotgun with the lock out of repair.
Son of tho forest, why Is this thing
thus, and what do you mein by com
ing into my tramping grounds and get
ting drunk?"
"The white chief has spoken many
very wise words," replied the Indian
In measured tones, resting one foot on
the edge of a spittoon. "My race has
fallen like the leaves been washed
away as water washes out the marks of
chalk. I stand alone. My camp fire
has gone out, and my lodge Is cold anil
has no mat. Kawnee-ke-klck has tears
In his eyes when ho looks to tho West
and no longer sees tho smoke of many
camp Ores. Our great chleftlans have
fallen, our warriors are dust, and the
wolf utters his howl on tbe spot where
stood our big village I am sad."
"The red man may go, "said his Hon
or. "I cannot give you back your dead;
I cannot cover the hills and meadow
with forest again; tho wild fox ani the
deer have sought the deeper glens, and
no power can waken the warriors whose
wIioods ranor from hill In rlvpr. flu
back to your lodgo;beware of fire water;
keep In nights; vote early and often,
and you'll be happy "
Some Modern Sayings.
'Honesty Is the best policy, unless
you can get at about $50,000, and effect
a settlement at fifty per cent.
Honor thy father and thy mother,
particularly about circus time, when
you don't know whero to raise fifty
cents.
Never run Into debt when you can
avoid It. It Is so much betti r to go
stubbing around In a broadcloth coat
than to be In debt for a suit of Scotch
mixed.
Let your motto be"Llberty or death,"
and if it comes to the pinch take the
mo-t of It In liberty.
Remember the poor. If you know of
a family who are out of provisions and
fuel, keep them In your thoughts until
you meet Smith or Brown, and then tell
them they had better make a donation.
If they hold off, tell them that "He who
giveth to the poor lendeth to the Lord."
It It very easy to remember tho poor. I
can remember cases twenty years ago.
Respect old age. If you have a mai
den aunt forty years old, and she Is
passing herself off for a girl of twenty
threo, there Is no call for you to expose
her. The more you respect her age aud
keep still about It, the more she will
respect you.
Never marry for wealth, but remem
ber that It Is Just as easy to love a girl
who has a brick liouso with a mansard
roof and silver-plated door-bell as one
who hasn't anything but an auburn
head and an amiable disposition.
Love thy neighbor as thyself. Borrow
his plow, hoe, or horses wheuever you
can, but II he wants to borrow yours
tell him that you are very sorry, but
you were Just going to use them your
self. Be guarded In your conversation.
There are times when you may freely
express your opinion of a political can
didate, but you had better wait uutll
his friends tire over In the next county
visiting.
Remember that appearances are often
deceiving. Many a pale, thin young
lady will eat more corned beef than a
carpenter, JJecatifo you find her play.
Ing the piano in the parlor, It Is no feign
that her mother Is not at the corner gro
cery running in deDt for a peck of po
tatoes. Restrain your temper, particularly
U a pollceinau Is In sight. Fits of auger
hasten death. If a ruau should call you
a horse-thlof and you should get high
ly Indignant, It would cut your llf
short by several days; and If It was In
Texas, and there was a vigilance, com
mitteo handy, It might cut It short alto-gcthcr.
Gentlemen' Fashions.
Justice shall bo done to the gentle
men. Yes, it shall. That Is, with your
kind permission. You devote much
space to tho fashlors of tho fair sex,
and none to those of the lords of crea
tion. So I'm resolved to give you tho
very latest autumn fashions for gentle
men. Here goes.
The newest thing In hats Is scarlet
opera ilannel high soft hats, for tender
brains, with bright yellow ostrich plutna
standing erect In front.
Tho Batiste dress coat, trimmed with
Henri Trols tudue folds and plush re
verse with tight-fitting coat sleeves aud
plush buttons is very sweet.
Grenadine vests aredouble-brested,
and button up as usual. Trimmed with
natrow plaiting of velveteen.
Pants are made long, with gored fronts
fitting smoothly over the foot, with
pockets buttoued closely up.
Striped stockings lajed up on one
slJe, and fastened with chenille tassels
at the top.
Pattent leather boots are as mual,
with tho addition of a blue satin rosetto
on the Instep, trimmed with narrow
Valenciennu-i edgings.
Shlits nre goied en train, trimmed with
narrow rullle edged with pique. The
bosoms are hemstitched on the bias,
with gilt braid and gilt plaiting.
Ties are scarf slupe, fringed to the
depth of a quarter of a yard, and ar
ranged to hang down the back and
fasten by soutascho braid.
Suspenders are of blue satin, chain
stitched, with plush silk.
Handkerchiefs are of honeycomb can
vas, quarter of a yard square, with
lace centers, hemstitched and trimmed
with Brussols flounces, twelve laches
deep.
Ciluvoa nro worn on thft Iisnil bUttOU
ed around the wrist.
umiis uiu iuiucu uu tun uiiis, mm
worn arouud the neck, under the coat
ollar, which, Is trimmed with a black
gauzo ruff.
Cart wheels and drum heads aro
worn for cuff buttons.
Ox chain watch ganls aro en regie.
Dancing pumps are a yard loug. to
match tho fashionable fans, with square
sail and Lotta bustle.
Cigars are of the "G. S." brand aro
crescent-shape, trimmed with floss floun
ces, and worn to the left of tho mouth.
Among tho novelties Is Is a diamond
pointed cigar case of striped percale,
with bluo gray metal or diamond
buckle.
A youth's fancy is a pocket pistol of
rail-road cativaB, surmounted by achat
olalue overokirt, Bloping upward to the
stopper.
'Hard Times.
Wo give a receipt for keeping tho
times hard. Let everybody talk de-pre-islngly.
W'len anyone falls In busi
ness, put it In all the papers. Lit busi
ness men keep up perpetual complaint.
Let us have occasional editorials incit
ing bread riots, and political speeches
on the, wrongs of the laboring classes.
Let everybody prophesy a hard winter,
a very hard winter, au awful hard win
ter. Let us all talk down instead of up.
Let us take no account of the fact that
flour Is cheap, and that the harvests are
largo, and God Is good. Wo shall lu
this way be able to take another faggo,
Irom the poor man's hearth and knock
snother pane of glass out of Ills window,
aud hluder the manufacturer from em
ploying him, AU together now minis
ters, editors, capitalists, and laborers
let ns give a loiii?, deep groan, and keep
it going till next spring, aud the times
will be as hard as wo could reasonably
expect. Chrl.-tlan at Work.
A Scotch postmaUer, puzzling out
a very uncertain superscription to an
Irish letter, Jocosely remarked to an in
telligent son of Erin, who stood by, that
the Irish brought a hard set of names to
Scotland. "That's a fact, yer honor,"
replied the Irishman, "but they get
harder ones after thsy arrive here."
Sir Walter Scott, In lending a book
ouo day to a friend, cautioned him to
be punctual in returning It. "This is
really necessary," said the poet in apol
oijy; "for though many of my friends
aro bad t.rlthmetlclans,I observe almost
a. I of them are good book-keepers."
The husband who devoured his wife
with kisses, found afterwards that she
dltagrecd Willi him.