ill Oarluitt H. V. MoRTniMEti, Proprietor. INDEPENDENT Live and Let Live." $1.00 a Year if Paid in Advance. LEniGHTON, CARBON COUNTY, PENN'A, SATURDAY MORNING, NOVEMBER 14, 1874. SINGLE COPIES, THREE CENTS VOL; ,11., No. 52. CARDS. Furniture Warehouse. V. Bchwrt, Hank street, dealer m all kindi of Furniture, atffmtnadeto order. Uoot and Shoe Mkeri. Clinton Bretu.J, in Lrran's building. Haote street. Morderiprmpa!UUa' w warranted. yj- M. nAPSIlEU, ATTORN KY AND COUNSELLOR AT tAW, 8.11 Hi ! Ki-l.t.. cnTJnclii(t neatlj done. l.0. and Herman. rov..". JHO. D. BEIITOLKTTE, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW Oriica-IMrst National Bank Building, 2nd Floor MAUCH CHUNK, Pmm. M.t bo consulted In Qerrnan. apr IS, 1871 TQAN1KI. ICALUFUS, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW, llnuch Cb'uuU, Pa. J9-Offl.'above Dotou's Jeva'rjf Store, Broadwaj. gD. C. DIHMIOIC, "TT ...... hwidvcV IT T.AW DISTRICT AXTUKnui, niivfy , Ofllce.on BaoiDWiT, first door below American llotel.MauchChunk.l'enn'.. Collection; prompt j made. Nov.!. j n. DIHS110K, AUCTIONEER, Kt Welnport, Pa. NI). Sales of every description attended to at reasonable charge., he patrou.ge of lb. puUle 1. re.pectfulljr wllclted. J"-2' rU. N. II. REBER, PRACTICING PHYSICIAN AND EURO EON, Office, BiK Street, next door .bore the I'oelolRw, LehUhton, Pa. Office llourB-earrvvllle each dav rim 111 to 12 o'clock i remainder of dav t tta lii Lehlghtor. t .or ii, 72 riAGLE UOTISI., H. KLOTZ, PROP'R, Niimmll Hill, Carbon Co., Pa. T." .'".nrnod.tlon.. JLxo.ll.nt r.s taurtnt underneath. Oood .tabling attached Terms moderate. J BOYD MENUI, ARCHITECT, 122 S. 9th St., lien own, Pa. Will furnish Plan., Specification, and Es'tmatw. ElTing exact eotof public and private bulldli rs, from the plainest to the molt elaborates alo Drawtnea for Stair., Uaod-Rall., Ac. J"3 IIOItIAS A. WILLIAMS. LADIES' AND OBNTLEMEN'S Fashionable Boot and Shoe Maker, Noirlr opposite the I'ost-olBco BANK BTEEET, Lehighton, Pa. Hiring commenced buslne&s, a. above, I would respectfully annoum-a to the cltlien. of Lehighton and vicinity that I am prepared to do all work In my line In the Mitest and niil.t .ubslantlal mau ner. at price. fuy a. low al the earoe work can be otaloed In l'hlladelphla. A splendid asaort ment of cniLDKKN S and MISSES' WEAK of the lot roakealway.i.nUaud. Atrial I. solicited and Mtlfaetleo guaranteed, at Jowe.t price.. July 4,1871. WIIOM S UI3J1EKER, JL CONVEY ANUER, AND GENERAL INSURANCE AGENT The following Companies are Represented! Lebanon Mutual Fire, Reading Mutual Fire, WyotUng Fire, Pottsviile Flro, Lehigh Fire, and tlio Travelers' Accident Insurance, Also Pennsylvania nud Mutual Horse Thiet Detective aud Insurance Com pany. March 2U, 1873. OS. ill. FlllTZiaGEn, Fashionable Boot and Shoe Maker, Opposite T. D. Clauss" Store, IMXK STREET, LEHIGHTON, Pa., respectfully Informs Ills friends mid t ho public, ttiat Ira has just received a new and excellent assortment of Men's Wo men's and Children's Ready-Made Boots, bhoes & Gaiters, Which he will Sell at the Lowest Prices. tST" Roots and Shoes tnado to order, and Repairing neatly and sublimit mlly done at short notice. ap 25-yl fMMic undersigned respect " fully announces that he Is better prepared than ever to uuy and bull Hides, Calf and Sheep Shins, Xallw and Plastering Hair, at his Old Stand, nearly opposite the postofUce, Dank Street, lehighton. 1ST Tho highest cash prices paid for Hides and Skins. nov. 22. O. E. GREENMWALI). OBACCOX1ST. OLIVER CRILLEY, dealer In To baecu, Cigars, Plies, Ac, next door to Rex's Gtoccry Stoie, Susquehanna St., Mauch Chunk, respectfully asks the people of Lehighton and vicinity, when visiting that place, to call in and try his FRAGRANT CIGARS, the very best In tho market. Every articles in his line warranted as repre sented and at lowest prices. marliS OV IT 1 TRY ITl-The India Rubber Plasters for a Weak Hack DItULING hasthwa may 0 nrOTnERS, Look at that Child, It lias Worms. Go or send at once to DURLING'S Drug Store, and get a bottlo of his WORM SYRUP, so plea sant and yet to suie. may 0 N ADEN HUTTEN TANNERY LEniGHTON, PA., B. J. KTJNTZ, Prop'r, Rpsnectfullv announces to tho pnbllo that he has Just rebuilt the Tannery, formerly of Daniel Olewlne, and put In all the best and most approved ma chinery for the Manufacture of Leather, such as Hemlock and Oak Sole, Harness, Upper, Kip, Calf and Sheep, which he will supply at Hie very lowest price. Plastering Hulr supplied In large or small quantities very low. HIDES and SKINS bought at highest cash prices. Patronage solicited. Aug. 8-yl ROM! I HON ! ! 1 The undersigned calls the attention of nil parties using Iron to the fact that he keeps on hand, at the WeissportRollingMill all Sizes, which he offers at the Lowest Markt't Prices. Aha, that lie pnvs the Highest Price lor SCRAP IRON, or will take It In exchango for Manufac tured Iron. In.the absence of the undersigned, parties will call at the Feed Store of W. U KNECUT, Esq., and be attended to. LEWIS WEISS. Welssport, Sept 12-ui3 IIUCKMAN, UtSOrACTUBEK OF Carriages, Sleighs, Dugglcs, and every description of SPRING WAGONS. Nearly opposite Eagle Hotel, Bank Street, Lehighton, Pa. REPAIRINO PROMPTLY ATTENDED TO At reasonable charges. 67-Patroi aire Terr resrjectfullr solicited, and satisfaction guaranteed. leb. 7, 1874, A. BUCKM AN. LOIJU AND. j?ei:- Charles Trainer Respectfully Informs the people of Le highton that he has mot Excellent Flour lor Sale ; Also, good FEED of all kinds, and STRAW in the .Bundle. He Is also prepared to do auy kind of Hauling and Plowing at short notice LEUIGU (2d) STREET, Lehighton, Pa. March 28-ly E. H. SNYDER LGIUGIITOIt, PEIVN'A., DEALER IN Dry Goods, Notions, Ts,iis:3vni3srGS , GROCERIES, QUEENSWARE, Glassware, Hardware, &o. May 31, 1873. ONDFRFUL, RUT TRUE I Whenever I cet a Dottle of Bloom of Youth or Magnolia Rulm, Rose Tint, a iJox of Lilly White, or anything In that line to beautify the complexion, at Hutting's Drug Store, it seems to be nicer and better than 1 can get any- witeie else. may Jo HEILMAN & CO., BANK STREET. Lehighton, Pa., MILLERS and Dealers in All kinds of GR1IN Rought and Sold at Regular Market Rates. We would, nlso respectfully Inform our citizens, that wo are now fully pre pared to supply them with the IScst of Coal From auy Mine desired at the VERY LOWEST 1MIICCS. M. HEILMAN & CO. July 25th, 1874. M1TY HIM ? NO 1 That Electric Liniment, like I got at Durllng's Drug Store, will euro liliu or any other man of RHEUMATISM and all other Pains. may 0 "JUST look at hor Hair i Why I thought it was turning Grey? So Itwas, until she got alJottle of that new Hair Restorer at Durllng's Drug Store. HY, OH. WHY will you suffer with that Couch or Cold? when relief nmv b' had Immediately bvuslnc DURLING'S Compound Syrup of Tar Wild Cherry and Horebound. Railroad Guide. N' OR.TII PBNNA.RAlI.nOAD. assenger. forPhlladelrhlawIll leareLeblghton a. folpws 1 6.00 a. m. rla L. V. arris at Phlla. at 90 a. m. 7.37 a. m. rla L. 4 8." " 11.10 a. m. 7.19 1. m. rla L. V. " " 11.10.. m. 11.07 p.m. TlaL. AS. " " 2.18 p. m II 02 p. m. rla L. V. " " 2.1 S p.m. 2 27 p.m. rla I.. AS. " 11 S 39 p.m. 1.17 p. m. rla L. 8. " " 8.2'ip. m. I ll p. m. t la L. V. " " S.20 p. m. 7-18 p. m. rla L. V. " 1080p.ro. Returning, leave depot at Berk, and American Street. Phlla.. at 7 00. 8 JO and 0.15 a. m.: 2 10 3J0 and 6.15 p. m. rarerrum Lenignton to rniiaiaipnia, v.oa. Keh.l, 1871. K LIS CLAI.KIi, Agent CENTRAL. R. R. OP N. J. LKI11GU & SUSQUEHANNA DIVISION. Tltno Tablo of June 20, 1874. Trilns leave lehighton as follows: For Xew York, Philadelphia, Ea.ton, Ac- a, 7.37, 11 07 a.m., 2.27, 117 p.m. For Mauch Cbnnk at 10.15 a. m., 1.11, 68, and 9 03 p. m. For Wilkes Barre andScranton at 10.15 a.m., 1,11, 6.38 p. lu. ycefurm'nn- leave New York, from station Cen tral Railroad of Xew Jersey, fool of Liberty street, North Hirer, at 6.15, 9.00 a.m., 12.10, 1 Ob p. m. Leavo Philadelphia, from Depot North Penn'a R. II., at 7.00, 9 15 a. m., 2.10, 6 15 p. m. Leave Easton at 8 30, 10.05, 11.18 a. in., 3.55 and 7.15 p m. Leave Mauch Chunk at 7 JO, 11.0" a.m., 2 20 and 1.10 p. m. Fo: further particulars, see Time Table, at the Stations. II. P. BALDWIN, Gen. runtnga Agtnt. July!, 1871. PENNSYLVANIA HAIL.lt OA D, PHILADELPHIA 4 ERIE RR. DIVISION. Summer Time Table. On and after SUNDAY, JUNK !!8lh, 1871, the trains on the Pbllada. 4 Erie R It. Division will ruu a. follows: WESTWARD. Fist Line leaves Philadelphia " " Ilarrlsburg " " Suubury " " Vt llllauisport " arr. at Lock Haven Ebii Mm leave. Philadelphia " llarrlburg " " Sunbury " " Wllllamsporl " " Lock Haven " " Renova " arr. at Erie Emnn Mail leave. Philadelphia " 11 Ilarrlsburg " " fiuobury " Wllliamsport arr. at Lock Haven Nlioiiu ItXFKias leaves Pblladelpbla 12.55 p.m. A 00 p.m. C.55 p.m. 80 p.m. 10XK3 p.m 11.65 p.m. 125 am. 6 30 a.m 8.35 am. 9.15 a.m. 11.10 a.m 8 05 p.m. 8.00 a.m. ISO p.m. 4.20 p m. 0 20 p.m. 7 JO p.m. 7.20 a.m. 10 40 a.m. 12.30 p.m, " " " Sunbury riarrisourg " " " Wllliamsport ' " " Lock Haven ' " Renova " " arr. at Kane J.05 p.m. I a xu p.m 1.20 p.m. 9.60 .m. EASTWARD. rmu.KlFKCBS leaves lxck Havoa 020 a.m. " " Sunbury OJlp.ra. t M WiltUm.pA.fc V.OB.Ul. (( " arr. at Ilarrlsburg 11.15 am. ' Philadelphia 3.35 p.m' Ebii Mm leaves Erie 11.20 a.m. " ' Renova U SO p.m. " " Lock Haven 9.35 p.m. " " Wllllamkport 10.60 a.m. " " Suubury 1210 a.m. " arr. at Ilarrlsburg 210 am. " " Philadelphia 0 40 a.m Emit Miil learea Lock Haven 9.15 a.m. " " Wllliamsport 11.00 a.m. " Sunbury 12.40 p.m. " arr. at Ilarrlsburg 3.05 p.m " ' Philadelphia 6.35 p.m. Kaaiii Exrtua leave. Kao. 9.00 a.m. ' " " Itenovo 105 pjn. " " Lock Haren 6 25 p m. " " " Wllliamsport 8.50 p.m. " ' " 8unbnry 8.10 p.m. " ' arr al ilarrlsburg 10,65 p.m. " " Philadelphia 2.60 a.m. Mall East connect, east aud west at Erie with L S 4 M 8 It W and atlrvlneton with 011 Creek and Allegheny It It W. Mall W est with east and west trains on L 8 4 M 8 It W. aud at Corry andlrrlneton with Oil Creek and Allegheny R K W. Elmlra Mail and Buffalo Rxpreis make close ronnectlonsat.W llllauisport with N C It W trains uorih, aud at Ilarrlsburg with N 0 R W train, south. V M. A. BALDWIN, Gen'l Supt. 1 AAA "EwAltDforan Incurable III II II e of Cmarrh. After h.tlng fnuffrd. dtftuiivd. earelrMi. hawk. vd. t pit and gigged ti jour entire MtUf-cUou Id your unelrM eudeavon to get relief from caUrrb, Urw Brig! Alleviator ftcrord.Dg to directions. Tht filthy tuau of mti'-oua will be Immediately expvll ed, aad tbe lnflaiaed turface loot bed, the eyei parklevlth dvight, the head feei natural again; hope revivea. for a cure la sure to Mluw the use of tbn agrecahle, acleutlfic aud rtllatle remetljr, AiitfrIiC!i T MUCI1 1)as been said ljUliilll.N A and written, and inauy re C uiedlea bare been offered fur the relief auu cure of throat aud lung dlfcMHea; but nothing bai been ao enitutrntly aucceuiful. or ob tained auch a wide celebrity, aa Utlggi Throat and Lung Ilealer tf1xifticiT THE excruciating pain VjIII IIM produrfd by corn, the uareaa fug twlnglug from lluojoua, the piercing, dlatrHMlng pnln from Ingrowing Nalla, catinot be denrribd. Thousand! tutfer, no. know. Ing there Is a cure. Urlggt' corn and Bunion Keuitrdltti are no add or potash compound, but are reliable, aoothlng, and effectual, aud justly merit the success they hare rned from au ap preciative public Ihe Curative Is a healing oint ment; Immediate relief Is obtained by ltsappllca ttoD.aud It will poftltlvely cure the worst cares of festered corns. I una Died and ulcerated bunions, the surest Instep, the largest and severest blister,?, tbe moat exUntlro callosities on tbe sole-, or heels of the feet; unequalled la tbe cure of chlldbl Ins or frosted feet. Tbe AlMtatur for ordinary corns and preventing tbvlr formation ti absolutely un etjuaMed by any thing ever known. Ask forlirlggt itemed let. Take no other. Piles!! IT'S ALL VERY WELL, thott not IruubUd to Viink it I'snotA ina to Aaee IUt. br thit reason. tht wfortunaU tutferer gtU wry lutlt sympatiy, Ihtagonyiif TophdUnot or cannot be much wvrtt than vie torture endured 6ymUfum. ieAoare(rou6Ietl with internal bleeding, external and itching ptlet. Clad Tutingtfor lujcrerer, toriggfi ilt Jtemediet are mild, tafe and sure. i tanci T ARE TOE MOST PLEN. V itlrllK 1 t(u! kind of grain inlhenurtet. ry m lia, a tvpply re the thru year tUchiU lo the grandtire verging on a hundred! il)luh,liandxme young ladiet whodaHy promenade fathionable retortt;tddleajedmatrtmii old maide, dreued up to appear young and gay; dan diet, with their patentltauxrt, and (nreniiaUt walk ing slid; (Ae clergyman, merchant, clerk, artitan ana mechanic, oaUaget and ttationt, have a full lupply ccorni, bunion). Ud nadt,and other bother ationtcj the feet, all of which are banuhed and cured by the uu of Jtriggi'e Cum and Bunion Jlemediet, Mtriator and Curative. Sold by A. J. DURLING.Drugglst, Lehighton, Pa. May 9, 1874 ly. rMAHE People of Lehlghtin and vlcln Ity all unite In testifying that at A . J. DURLlNU'SDrug and Family Med icine Store, Puns, r'UESii and Unadul terated .Medicines can always be found. may 9 EVERY AMATEUR PRINTER EVERY AMATEUR PRINTER EVERY AMATEUR PRINTER EVERY AMATEUR PRINTER Should Have Our Own Fireside Instructions In Printing and tho answer to queries which will remove diffi culties In your way to efficiency, appear In each number. EVERY FAMILY SHOULD TAKE EVERY FAMILY SHOULD TAKE EVERY FAMILY SHOULD TAKE EVERY FAMILY SHOULD TAKE Our Own Fireside For Its Good Stories, For Its Fashion I'latcs, For Its Miscellany, For Its Household News And for Its Purchasing Department, Through which every desirable article In New York Is furnished at tho lowest rates without extra charge. Our Own Flrestdo Is a Home Journal In its fourth year. 10 large pages with illustrations. Price, $1.00 a year. 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GUMP & CO., Room 4, Sun Building, N.Y. oct31.m0 A Good Livelihood Can bo made by belling Tie Graphic Steel Engravlugs, reproduced by the wonderful Graphic Process from famous works of art. 100 per cent on every sale. Send (3 for Folio, uonvenlent to exhibit from, containing 19 of our Quest Engravings, which Is ail tlte capital and stock In trade necessary to commence business with. Address, THE GRAPHIC COMPANY. 41 Park Place, New York. Reference, Fdltor of this Publication. Oct. 84 -ml AMUEIe GRAVER, Opposite the Public Squat e, SOUTH ST., LEniGHTON, PA., Manufacturer of Tin & Sheet Iron Ware And Dealer In all kinds of STOVES!! 17 Roofing, Spouting and Jobbing promptly attended to. nor, 80 OR SALE, A New FIRE PROOF SAFE, with Combination Lock, at Hall Price. Iuquire of W. M. RAPSnER. Lehlghtnn, Oct. St, 1874. An Indian In a Police Court. From the Detroit Frit Frttt. An Indian had been picked up drunk, and though Itwas proposed to let him go over tho river, it was desirable to have him understand that no Indlnn has any more rights than n white man. "Child of the whispering forest, son of the grassy plains, It grieves my spirit to see you here,"sa'd his Honor. "Only a fow more moons will come and go be fore you will be gatht-rcd to the happy hunting grounds of your brothers gone before. You are an ngd tree. Time has shorn you of your strength. You can. no longer chase tho wild conduran go and follow tho loebuck. The buffa lo grazes In front of your lodge, and your arm Is not strong enough to draw the bow. The rumbling thunder and the sharp lightning make you ntrnid. Once you could not count the camp fires of youi tribe, so many did they number; now there Is nothing left of your tribe but yourself two old army blAnkots,nnd a shotgun with the lock out of repair. Son of tho forest, why Is this thing thus, and what do you mein by com ing into my tramping grounds and get ting drunk?" "The white chief has spoken many very wise words," replied the Indian In measured tones, resting one foot on the edge of a spittoon. "My race has fallen like the leaves been washed away as water washes out the marks of chalk. I stand alone. My camp fire has gone out, and my lodge Is cold anil has no mat. Kawnee-ke-klck has tears In his eyes when ho looks to tho West and no longer sees tho smoke of many camp Ores. Our great chleftlans have fallen, our warriors are dust, and the wolf utters his howl on tbe spot where stood our big village I am sad." "The red man may go, "said his Hon or. "I cannot give you back your dead; I cannot cover the hills and meadow with forest again; tho wild fox ani the deer have sought the deeper glens, and no power can waken the warriors whose wIioods ranor from hill In rlvpr. flu back to your lodgo;beware of fire water; keep In nights; vote early and often, and you'll be happy " Some Modern Sayings. 'Honesty Is the best policy, unless you can get at about $50,000, and effect a settlement at fifty per cent. Honor thy father and thy mother, particularly about circus time, when you don't know whero to raise fifty cents. Never run Into debt when you can avoid It. It Is so much betti r to go stubbing around In a broadcloth coat than to be In debt for a suit of Scotch mixed. Let your motto be"Llberty or death," and if it comes to the pinch take the mo-t of It In liberty. Remember the poor. If you know of a family who are out of provisions and fuel, keep them In your thoughts until you meet Smith or Brown, and then tell them they had better make a donation. If they hold off, tell them that "He who giveth to the poor lendeth to the Lord." It It very easy to remember tho poor. I can remember cases twenty years ago. Respect old age. If you have a mai den aunt forty years old, and she Is passing herself off for a girl of twenty threo, there Is no call for you to expose her. The more you respect her age aud keep still about It, the more she will respect you. Never marry for wealth, but remem ber that It Is Just as easy to love a girl who has a brick liouso with a mansard roof and silver-plated door-bell as one who hasn't anything but an auburn head and an amiable disposition. Love thy neighbor as thyself. Borrow his plow, hoe, or horses wheuever you can, but II he wants to borrow yours tell him that you are very sorry, but you were Just going to use them your self. Be guarded In your conversation. There are times when you may freely express your opinion of a political can didate, but you had better wait uutll his friends tire over In the next county visiting. Remember that appearances are often deceiving. Many a pale, thin young lady will eat more corned beef than a carpenter, JJecatifo you find her play. Ing the piano in the parlor, It Is no feign that her mother Is not at the corner gro cery running in deDt for a peck of po tatoes. Restrain your temper, particularly U a pollceinau Is In sight. Fits of auger hasten death. If a ruau should call you a horse-thlof and you should get high ly Indignant, It would cut your llf short by several days; and If It was In Texas, and there was a vigilance, com mitteo handy, It might cut It short alto-gcthcr. Gentlemen' Fashions. Justice shall bo done to the gentle men. Yes, it shall. That Is, with your kind permission. You devote much space to tho fashlors of tho fair sex, and none to those of the lords of crea tion. So I'm resolved to give you tho very latest autumn fashions for gentle men. Here goes. The newest thing In hats Is scarlet opera ilannel high soft hats, for tender brains, with bright yellow ostrich plutna standing erect In front. Tho Batiste dress coat, trimmed with Henri Trols tudue folds and plush re verse with tight-fitting coat sleeves aud plush buttons is very sweet. Grenadine vests aredouble-brested, and button up as usual. Trimmed with natrow plaiting of velveteen. Pants are made long, with gored fronts fitting smoothly over the foot, with pockets buttoued closely up. Striped stockings lajed up on one slJe, and fastened with chenille tassels at the top. Pattent leather boots are as mual, with tho addition of a blue satin rosetto on the Instep, trimmed with narrow Valenciennu-i edgings. Shlits nre goied en train, trimmed with narrow rullle edged with pique. The bosoms are hemstitched on the bias, with gilt braid and gilt plaiting. Ties are scarf slupe, fringed to the depth of a quarter of a yard, and ar ranged to hang down the back and fasten by soutascho braid. Suspenders are of blue satin, chain stitched, with plush silk. Handkerchiefs are of honeycomb can vas, quarter of a yard square, with lace centers, hemstitched and trimmed with Brussols flounces, twelve laches deep. Ciluvoa nro worn on thft Iisnil bUttOU ed around the wrist. umiis uiu iuiucu uu tun uiiis, mm worn arouud the neck, under the coat ollar, which, Is trimmed with a black gauzo ruff. Cart wheels and drum heads aro worn for cuff buttons. Ox chain watch ganls aro en regie. Dancing pumps are a yard loug. to match tho fashionable fans, with square sail and Lotta bustle. Cigars are of the "G. S." brand aro crescent-shape, trimmed with floss floun ces, and worn to the left of tho mouth. Among tho novelties Is Is a diamond pointed cigar case of striped percale, with bluo gray metal or diamond buckle. A youth's fancy is a pocket pistol of rail-road cativaB, surmounted by achat olalue overokirt, Bloping upward to the stopper. 'Hard Times. Wo give a receipt for keeping tho times hard. Let everybody talk de-pre-islngly. W'len anyone falls In busi ness, put it In all the papers. Lit busi ness men keep up perpetual complaint. Let us have occasional editorials incit ing bread riots, and political speeches on the, wrongs of the laboring classes. Let everybody prophesy a hard winter, a very hard winter, au awful hard win ter. Let us all talk down instead of up. Let us take no account of the fact that flour Is cheap, and that the harvests are largo, and God Is good. Wo shall lu this way be able to take another faggo, Irom the poor man's hearth and knock snother pane of glass out of Ills window, aud hluder the manufacturer from em ploying him, AU together now minis ters, editors, capitalists, and laborers let ns give a loiii?, deep groan, and keep it going till next spring, aud the times will be as hard as wo could reasonably expect. Chrl.-tlan at Work. A Scotch postmaUer, puzzling out a very uncertain superscription to an Irish letter, Jocosely remarked to an in telligent son of Erin, who stood by, that the Irish brought a hard set of names to Scotland. "That's a fact, yer honor," replied the Irishman, "but they get harder ones after thsy arrive here." Sir Walter Scott, In lending a book ouo day to a friend, cautioned him to be punctual in returning It. "This is really necessary," said the poet in apol oijy; "for though many of my friends aro bad t.rlthmetlclans,I observe almost a. I of them are good book-keepers." The husband who devoured his wife with kisses, found afterwards that she dltagrecd Willi him.