INDEPENDENT-" Live and Let Live." H. Yu Mortiiimeu, Proprietor. $1.00 u Year if Paid in Advance. VOIi. II., Ho. 47. LEHIGHTON, CARBON COUNTY", PENN'A, SATURDAY MORNING, OCTOBER 10, 1871 SINGLE COPIES, THREE CENTS CARDS. Furniture Wnrehoun. V. Schwarti, Bank street, dealer in all Undi of Jimilure, Cojjinimudeto order t ' Hoot antShne Maker.. Clinton llretney, in Levari! building. Bank street. All brden promptly JUled work warranted. TpylTiursuBB, ATTOBNF.Y AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW, IHkk StsiiT, Lsnianiox, PA. Real Est.te and Collection Apeocy. V, ,111 Buj and Sell Bl Estate. Conveyancing neatly done. Lol iMtlona promptly made. Settling tstatei i of De d.nt, P.Sf.lty. May fce consulted In EorIIsU and Uerman. t,ov' ll' JNO. D. BKUTOL.KTTE, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW Offici Tin National Bank Building, 2nd Floor MAUCII CUUNK, Tkina. May be consulted In Oerman. apr 18,1871 -JjANIKIi KAIiUPOS, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT I.AW, Mnuch Cliunlt, Pn. ejrOfflce.'aboTe Doton'a Jewelry Store, Broadway. D. O. DIMMIOIC, DISTRICT ATTORNEY, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Office, on Broadway, first door below American lIotel.MauclKJUunK.rcuna. rri'- y made. Not. 23. ATTORNEY AT LAW, AZL ETON, PA. Oct 18, 1873. T IX. DIMMIOIC, AUCTIONEER, Bait Velaport, Pu ll B.-Sales of every description reaaonaTle cb.rges. Tho patronage of the public to respectfully solicited. Jn.u, . Tn. N. 11. nUBKB, rfnAfTtflNO rilYSICIAN AND SUROEON, ??HtrUt. nt d,r above the lostoi)ye, rrttahton, ' offlc Houra Parrytilla mcu ay i ffii rfriocks remainder of day atofflrelu L.hlgbtov. r,ov- xj, it. E A CI I, K HOTEL, N. KLOTZ, PROP'B, c,..,ll Hill. Cnrlion Co., Pa. .ir-Best of accommodation. , h"T iaurant underntath, Terms moderate, ARCHITECT, 122S.9thStAllentown,Pa. tfrom th. plainest to the most elaborate ; al. o, drawings for Stairs, Uand-ltalls, ic. Jew JIOiHAS A. WH'IilAMS. LADIES' AND GENTLEMEN'S rasnioDiiuttf Boot and Shoe Maker, Nearly opposite the PostaflW e, BANK STREET, Lehighton, Pa. Having commenced business as above, I would respectfully announce to the citizens, or Lehlghton nndvlolnlty that I am prepared to do all work In rnv line in tbe neatest and most substantial man Tier, at prices fully as low as the same work can be otalned In Philadelphia. A sp endld assort ment of CHILDREN'S and MISSES' N EAR of -the best make always on hand. Atrial Is solicited and (attraction guaranieeo. t lowest prices. July 4,1871. rannoMAS KCMuncn, JL CONVEYANCER, AND GENE EAL IN8UKANCE AGENT The following Companies are Represented I Lebanon Mutual Fire, Reading Mutual Flro, Wyoming Flro, rottsvillo Fire, Lehigh Flro, and tho Travelers' Accident Insurance, Also reunsylvaula aud Mutual Horso Thief Detective and Insurauco Com. Tany. March 21), 1873. TTOS. HI. FKJLTZINGEIt, Fashionable Boot and Shoe Maker, Opposite T. D. Clauss' Store, BilNK STREET, LEUIGnTON, Va., respectfully Informs his friends nnd the public, that ho has just received a new and excellent assortment of Men's Wo men's and Children's Ready-Mado Boots, Shoes & Gaiters, TVhlch he will Sell at the Lowest Trices. ST Boots and Shoes inado to order, and Repairing neatly and substantially done at short notice. ap S5-yl fBMio undersigned rcspccl- fully announces that ho Is bettor prepared than over to Buy and Sell Illdes, Calf and Sheep Skins, Tallow and Plastering Hair, t his Old Stand, nearly opposlto the post office, Bank Street, Lehlghton. pgr The highest cash prices paid for Hides and Skins. nov.23. C. E. QREEN-dWALD. OUACOWIST. OLIVER CUILLBY, dealer In To taeco, Cigars, Pipes, Ac., next dour to .ucx'a urocery more, ausquel:nnim tit., Mauch Gliunk, respectfully asks tho people of Lehighton nnd vicinity, when visiting that place, to call in and try his FRAGRANT CIGARS, tho very best In the market. Every (articles in his lino warranted as repro flcnted and at lowest prices. roara8 -rjY XT I THY ITI-Tho ludia Rubber Tlasters for a Weak Uack pRULlKG horn theyj may 0 Railroad Guide. N OllTHPENNA.nAirjUOAl). Pssseneers for Phlladelpbla will leave Leblghton as follcws : 5,00 a. m. via L. V. arrive at Phlla. at 0.00 a. m. 1X1 a. m. via L. A S. 11.10 a.m. 11.10a.m. 2.15 p. m.. 2.15 p. m. 6.33 p. m. 8.20 p. m. 8.20 n. m. 7.39 l m. via L. V. " 11.07 p.m. via L. AS." 11.02 p.m. via L.V. " 2.27 p. m. via L. A S. " 4.47r.m.vlaIS. " 4.44 p.m. via L. V. " 7-1S p. m. via L. V. 10 80 p.m. Returning, leave depot at Berks and American Street, Phlla., at 7.00, 8.30 and 0.45 a. m.; 2.10 M0 and 5.15 p. m. Fare from Lehighton to Philadelphia, l&t. Feb, 1, 1871. SI . , Agent OENTIIAI, It. II. OP N. J. LEI1I01I A SUSQUEHANNA DIVISION. Tiino Tablo of Juno 29, 1871. Tritns leave Lehlghton rb follows: For New York, Philadelphia, Katton, Ac, a, 7 21, 11.07 a.m., 2.27, 4.47 p.m. For Mauch Chnnk at 10.15 a. m., 1.14, 6.3S, and 0 03 p. ni. For WIlkesBarre andScrantonatlO.15 a. m., 1.14, 6.38 p. in. Returning LeaTO New York, from station Cen tral Railroad of New-Jersey, foot of Liberty street, North River, atfi.16, 9.00 a. m., 12.4'), 4 00 p. m. Loava Philadelphia, from Depot North Tenn'a B. It., at 7.00, 9 45 a. m.,.2.10, 6 16 p. m. Leave Easton at 8.30, 10.0j, 11.48 a. in., 3.55 and 7.15 p in. Leave Mauch Chunk at 7.30, 11.00 a.m., 2 20 and 4.10 p. m. Fo: further particulars, see Time Tables at tho Stations. II. P. BALDWIN, Gen. rassengtr Agent. July 4,11,71. PENNSYLVANIA. IIAIMtOAl), PHILADELPHIA A ERIE RR. DIVISION. Summer Time Tnlile. On and after SUNDAY, JUNE 28th. 1871, the trains on tbe Phllada. A Erie RR. Division will run fallows ! WESTWARD. Fast Line leaves Philadelphia 12.55 p.m. " " Harrlsburg 6.00 p.m. " " Sunbury GJUp.ni. " " Wllllamsport 8J10 p.m. " arr. at Lock Haven 10.00 p.m r.Bli Mail eaves Philadelphia 11 65 p.m. " Hamburg 4xinu, " " Sunbury 6.30 a.m " " Wllllamsport 8.35 am, " " Lock Haven 9.45 a.m. " " Benova 11.10 a.m. arr. at Erie 8 05 p.m. Elmiua Mail leaves Philadelphia 8.0J a.m. " " Harrlsburg 1.20 p.m. " " Sunbury 4.2U p m. ' " Wllllamsport 0 20 p.m. " arr. at Lock Haven 7.30 p.m. NIAOIHA P.jrEiss leares Philadelphia 7.20 u.m. " " ' Harrlsburg 10.40 u.m. " " " Sunbury 12.30 p.m, " " " Wllllamsport 2.05 p.m. " " " Lock Haven 3.10 p.m- " " " Renoa 4.20 p.m. " " arr. at Kane 0,50 a.m, KASTWAIil). PniiA. Extucss leavea Lock Haven C 20 a.m. " " Sunbury 9.30 p.m. " " Wllllamsport 7.15 a.m. 41 " arr. at Harrlsburg 11.45 am. " " " Philadelphia 3J5 p.m- Erie Mail leaves Erie uila.m. ' ' Kenova 9 iO p.m. " ' Lock Haven 9.35 n.ni. " " Wllllamsport 10.60 a.m. " ' Sunbury 12.10 a.m. " arr. at IlairlsLurir 2 40 am. " ' Philadelphia G40a.ni LU1RA 31A1L leaves IjOck Haven U.45 a.m. " " Wllllamsport 11.00 a.m. ' " Sunbury 12.10 p.in. " arr. ut HarrUburg 3.05 p.m u ' Philadelphia OJj p.m. NlinilA EJCSESsleaies Kane 9.0J a.m. ' " ' Itenovo 4 05 p.m. " " " Lock Haven 6 25 pm, " " " Wllllamsport 0.50 p.m, " " " Suul.nry 8.40 p.m, " arr at llarribburg J0.65 p.m, " " " Phlladelpbla 2.60 a.m Mall East connects cast and west at Krle w 1th I. S A M S It Wandatlrvlneton ith Oil Creek and Allegheny It 11 W. Mall West with east and west trains nn L S A M 8 H W. and at Uorry andlrvlueton lth 0U Creek ana Aiiegueny u K v. i.lmlra Mall and Buffalo Rxnres make close connections at Wllllamsport with NOR W trains uoriu,aua ac uarrisourg wunn u it tram, south. WM- A. BALDWlN.Qen'i Sunt. KEWAUDforan incurable case of Catarrh. After luvlng fDulTered. delutred. carcled.LwW- ed, eplt aud EftpKi-d t) jour eutiro .satisfaction la jour useless eudtayors to net roller from caUrrli, use IlrliKB' Alleviator accordluj! to directions. The tilth; maeg of mucous veil) be lmuiedUttvIy eipf li ed, and tbe Inflamed surface soothed the eyes SDarkleWlth drlirht. (he head ftws liatuml rHln hoie roTlvei, for a cure Is sure to follow the we of tuts ngreeauie, scieDtiue ana reliable remvd. tf1BWistici T MUCH has been said 6 ilDEflt' 11 ! and rit ten. and niouv re. v B Wfdles hare Wen offered for the relief aud cure of throat and luDg dlsutw; hut no tli lug hai been so eminently kuwmful, or ob tained such a Hide celebrltj, aa Urla' 'ihroat ana hxian liealer. TITK excruciatlnc pain produced bj corn", the uuceas IniT twlnirtnff tram llunlon. the plerclog, dlstreMlnn palu from Inprowlug Nailn, cannot t& described, Thoui-atids tuffer, not know I nit there Is a cure. Urlpgh com ud It union Remedies are no acid or potash compounds, but are rullable, soothlnir and effect uil, aud justly merit the success theyhTe erutd from an ap- preciaiue puuic. me uuranve is aoeaun; oint meat: Immediate relief Is obtained by Its o it I lea tlon.and it will positively euro thoworkt rates of ietiereu corns, innanieu ana Ulcerated dudious the sorest Insten. the lartrest and severest Ulsters. the most eiteutho callosities on the soles or heels of the feet; unequalled lu the cure ct cblldW lns or fronted feet. Tho AlUvlator for ordinary corns auu preventing meir icruuiiou is auti&iuteiy un equalled by anythlngeTerkuown. Ask furUrlggb' xemeaiea. iaae no oiutr. Piles! I IT'S ALL VERT WELL, il.r.. ,. )..-). - inatohave JUt. JWtht rtasotu tht unfortunate tutftrtr mU veru Uttlt tummthv. IheatjonyoTophttisnot or cannot be much worn than the torture endured by Millions whoare UvubUJ wun tnurnai ueeaing, external ana uaimg putt. Clad Tidings for tujfererer, Uriel's lte Jtemeditt ar$ miw, tart ana sure 1AM,IC1 AUETnEMOSTPLEN 1 ill I II M tiful kind of grain in the market. w Eftry one hat a supply , row we iar year out caw to me pranatire veryiny on a hundred; styltthandtomtyvungladiet whodaily Ptcnutuule fathiotuible retorts: middle a ltd matrons! old maids, drtssed up tovvpear young and gay; dan- uifr, wun weir paitniuamert, ana invauuiui uu" ina stick: the cUrovmatu merchant, clerk, artisan and mtchanic, of alt ages and stations, have a full mvplll J 'corns, lunionM.biul nailt,andoltitrlothtr aiwniQl MtJeel. an at tcMcnartoanwiea ana cured by the ute of Itriggtt Com and Jlunion lieaudies, Alleviator and Curative, SoUl by A. J. DURLlNO,Drii"gUt, Lehighiuu. Va May 0. 1874 ly. s raVlE People of Lehightm and vlcln. Ity all unite In testifying that at A . tJ. uuutiiwu-aurug ami family ilea lolne Store, l'unii, r'HEsii and Unadul, TKItATEO .uKUIClXKS can aluN found, may 9 NADEN HUTTEN TANNERY LEIIIGIITON, PA., B. J. KUNTZ, Prop'r, Respectfully nnnounccs to tho public that lie has Just rebuilt tho Tannery, formerly of Daniel Olewino, and put In all tho best and roost approved ma chinery for tho Manufacture of Leather, such as Hemlock and Oak Solo, Harness, Upper, Kip, Calf and Sheep, which he will supply at ilio very lowest prico. Plastering Hair supplied Id largo or small quantities very low. HIDES and SKINS bought at highest cash prices. l'atrouago solicited. Aug. e-yi ruoNin Tho undersigned calls tho attentio,n of all parties using Iron to tho fact that he keeps on hand, at the Weisspor tRolling Mill all Sizes, which he oHeis at tho Lowest Slarket Trices. Also, that he pays the Highest Prlco for SCRAP IRON, or will takn It In exchango for Manufac tured Iron. In tho absence of tho undersigned, parties will call at tho Feed Store of W. II KNEOIIT, Esq., and be attended, to. LEWIS WEISS. Weissport, Bept 12-m3 BUCIUIAX, WINLTJCTURER OF Carriages, Sleighs, HuggtCN, and every dfiscrlptiou of SPRING WAGONS. Kearly opposite Enle Hotel, Bank Street, i.euignton, ra. itUrAIIUNO PIlOMl'Il.V ATTENDED TO At rcasonatle charsos. A3-P.itroi ase verv rerwctfullv solicited, and satisCirtlon cuaraoteed. fell. 7, IS74, A. nUCKMAN. Charles Trainer Respectfully Informs the people of Lo hlgbton that ho has most Excellent Floii lor Sale ; Also, good FEED -of all kinds, and STRAW In the JJundle. IIo Is also prepared to do any kind of Hauling and Plowing at short notice. LElilGII (2d) STREET, Lehlghton, Pa. March 28-ly E. H. SNYDER &milGIITO, PENM'A., DEALEll IN Dry Goods, Notions, TRi3vr3vr:i3src3-s , GROCERIES, QUEENSWARE, Glassware, llsrclwaru, &e. May 31, 1873. V.XS7'ONDI5RFUL, BUT TRUE I Whenever I get a Cottle of Bloom of Youth or Magnolia Balm, Rose Tint, a Uux of Lilly White, or anything In that line to beautify the complexion, at Dm ling's Drug Store, It seems to bo nicer and better than I can get any wheioelso, may SSo IIfi:II':'IA:,I & CO, BANK STREET. Lehighton, Pa. MILLERS and Deftlcrs in All kinds of GR4IN Bought and Sold at Regular Market Rates. Wo would, aUo, respectfully Inform our citizens, that wo are now fully pre- pareu 10 supply mem wun we Mest of Coafl From any Mlno desired at the YEIIY LOWEST PRICES. M. UEILMAN & CO. July 25th, 1874. raiTY HIM T NO I That Electric -HL Liniment, like I cot at Durllnir' Drug Stcre, will cure htm or any otlie man oi KiiEUMrasn and ail otlie rains. may 0 TJUST look at hor Hair I Why" " thought It was turning Grey? So it was, until she got a Bottle of that new Ualr Restorer at Durllug's Drug btore, WHY, Oil, WHY will you suffer with that Couch or Cold? when relief, inn y b? had Inimedlntely by using juiiui.Mi a compound &yiup ut lur i lid Uhurry aud Uorihonutt. Ilcpulillcnii Convention. Tho Republican County Convention of Carbon County will bo held nt tho Court IIouso, In tho Borough of Jauch Chunk, on Monday, Oct. 12th, 1874, at 2 o'clock, r. m., for tho purposo of plac ing In nomination candidates for tho several county offices, nnd transacting such other business ns may bo brought beforo It. Tho primary election for delegates to represent the several election districts will bo held on Saturday, October 10th, 1874, between the hours of 4 and 0 r. M., at such placo within tho respectivo districts' ns tho election officers appoint ed by tho County Commltteo may des ignate. The following Is a list of tho persons appointed to hold tho delegato election In the several districts, with number of delegates each district is entitled to. Banks Audcnried District, 2 dele gates J V. Brink, Thos. Dougherty, Thos. John. Banks Beaver Meadow DHlrlct. 3 delegates J. J5. Longshore, Jno. Tro vaskU, Thos. II. Carter. East l'enn.l deleeato Francis Montz. Jacob Fatzinser, James B.illiet. Franklin, 4 delegates J. K. RIckeit, W. Fatzlnger, Josiah Ruch. Kidder North District, 1 delegato O. Wormelsdorf, W. II- Scott, E. R. Shelling. Kidrter South District, 1 delegate- Jacob Hawk, A. S. Gould, V. C. Jc Cormlck. Lehlghton, 3 delegates Manasses Acker, Jos. Webb, Chas Laux. .Lausanne,! delegato B. r . Williams, Wra. Spencer, Henry Fowler. tieliigli, 1 delegate James Uuluert,ti. W. Reilley, Thos. Solt. Lower Towamenslng, 1 delegato it. MuschllU, Frank Boycr, F. J. Klstler. Malionlng, 3 delecates Josian JIus- selman, D. D. Klstler, I. II. Gombert. Maucli Cliunk, U delegates f reu. Bertolelte, Orlando Harris, . William Kane. East Mauch Chunk, 4 delegates II. Hontz, R. II. Siuex, II. J. Siegfried. Nesquehoiilng, 2 delegates L. W. Pryor, David Trevarrow, Iaac Fisher. Packer, i delegate S. Gangwer, E. Dodiion, S. B. Iludton. l'enn Forest, 1 delegato Paul Dan ncr, A. Behrens, Freebo Serfass. Summit Hill, 7 delegates S. F. Mln niclt, T. C. Willlanis, Jntnes Edgar. Towamensliig.l delegate II. Snyder, Paul Buck, J. J. Kcmeivr. Weatherly, 2 delegates C. Cussler, J. F. Cresslcy, J. A. Jk'et, Weissport, 1 delegato D. B. .41 bilght, U. II. Musselman, Lewis Weiss. Chakles li.unianT, t'lmlnnaii. ItecplnR Vyt AnpearaaccN. Extravaancu is tho rock on which society Is going to pieces. Let us face the danger before it Is too lato to avert it. Singlo people shrink from inarrlago because they see married peoplo are liv ing In a perpetual whirl of bills and competition and social hypocrisy. Au nlr of common deception hangs around all our houses. Wo aro afraid to bo poor. On ono thousand a year, how shall wo keep np tha appearance of three thousand ? That Is tho standing social problem. In such a case, luxury In the parlor necessitates meanness somewhere elso. Our lace curtains tell dreadful lies. Let us havo a reform aud come down to a specie basis. The well-to-do people ornament their houses with mortgages. Tho poor run bills. High pressure marks all life from the cottago to the mansion, and In threo di rections It Is ruinous. It Is financial ruin. Any man who puts a dollar Into ap pearances is on the way to sink a for tune In tho samo miry slough. Living costs about twlco what It ought, fully twice In America what It does In Eu rope. Thero Is no reason for It. This Is a land of grain and fruits, and abund ant work. The man who spends two thousand a year could llvo on onn thou, sand and be happier. Perhaps not iu deed by himself. Tho social level needs to sink from extravaganco to thrifty economy. It this Is tho way out of natloual trouble, It Is doubly tho way outot family worries. Bo bravo enough to decline appearances. Bo honest straight through your domcstto arrange ments, though tbe two-story must yield to the cottago, and thepuddlug to corn meal. It Is mental ruin. The money that Is spent ' on horses and dress and table unnccessarles would fill all our homes with books. Tho cx penslvo furntturu would bo well replac ed by pictures, to bo a constant refining and enlightening Influence. The mon ey It costs many a family of moderate means to keep up four weeks of appear ances at the sea shorn -would fill their liouso with treasures pf knowledge and art, IiMead of that tlu-glorlnus mouth ut Long Branou'ImfpUuVytHl by-t'levon months of scrimping in tho kitchen and general meanness all around. It Is moral ruin. Peoplo cannot systematically decelvo without moral penality ovon though tho lies aro velvet nnd silken. Tho penalty comes in the los3 of sqlf-rcspcct. Tho man who mortgages his property to keep up tho family stylo thereby mort gages his namo to tho devil. Instead of studying moral philosophy to find tho causes of general social disorder loosening of home bonds and lowering of purity let us come down to aji hon est way of living. Let us mako our carpets and tablo and our clothes tell tho truth, and then perhaps our children will. A blight will Eurely fall on all our social Ufa unless wo recover our selves from that great American vice truckling and live honestly beforo men. Tho seeds of hypocrisy aro in the heart of overy child that goes out from a household whoso llfo Is a sham In vain wo preach honesty and.slncerl ty from tho pulpit, so long as tho llfo from the pulpit wood to tho liomo management Is all a pretense. Society, you must come down and daro lo ap pear what you aro. Interior. A Sketch. Far in tho depth of tho northern for est of British America there lived an old hunter, with his wifo and two children. Ho usually visited tho settlement threo t or four times during tho year, when ho exchanged his furs for such things as no might need till his next visit. It was during one of those long, cold Winters, when'all kinds of games bo come very scarce, that tho hunter dis covered hn had not sufficient food to last his family through the dreary Win ter. Morning alter morning ho strap ped on his snow shoes nnd went out In the dark swamps and woodlands In search of game; only to return nt night empty-handed, discouraged, and heart sick. At length, about tho last particle of food In the cabinet had been eaten, nnd tho hunter determined to visit a brother hunter, who lived n number of miles distant, to endeavor to get some food to last them until hccouldkill somo gamo. But nil ho could procuro was a few turnips, which ho placed in Ills knapsack, and commenced his Journey back to his cabin. The snow was fall ing at a fearful rate, and the wind sigh ed and moaned through tho forest, as if warning every'oneaway from their soli' tary wilds. Still tho hunter kept on his lonely way until the dark shades of night began to settle arouud him. Weary and hungry lie resk'd for a short time, and taklug ono of tho turnips, which had been frozen as bard as ieo glnco ho commenced his journey, htrcut it in small pieces and ate It. Ho rested but a short time however, when ho re sumed his Journey, and thought it was so dark, ho could no longer see tho marks upon the trees which guided hi course he consturcted a torch, by tho light of which ho was ablo to continue on his way. It was some tlmo after midnight when ho arrived at his cabin. His wife, though nearly starved, soon prepared a meal from tho frozen tur nips. Tho hunter, being entirely cx haustcd, lay down upon a couch of deer skins, but eooh complained of being sick. lie grow rapidly worse and died before morning. The wife knew not what to do, but succeeded In gathering enough fuel to keep the fire burning a short time. A day and a night of their fearful suffering passed. The last mouthful of food had been devoured. A few rats crept from tho holes In the cabin and began to feed upon tho body of the hunter, which had not been re moved from tho placo In which he died, somo of these the family were able to kill, which they eagerly devoured. Even tho deer-skins, which were used for bedding, vrcro cut in pieces and partly eaten up. Tho wife being no longer able to procuro fuel for k the fire, lay down upon tho floor by her children to await death to rollevo them of their suf fering. The hunter of whom they had receiv ed some assistance, thinking of tho des titute circumstances In which thoy might bo, visited them, when he found them In this sufleilng condition. Tho mother and ono child weie yet alive, but tho younger child was drad and frozen. Tho hunter, after providing them with suf-' flclent food and fuel for it number of days, started to tho settlement, and af ter n few day's absenco ho returned with a party of n dozen men, who plac ed the womau and child upon, a litter, and after a weary Journey through thb wilderness, leached tho settlement, they wero cared for until their recov ery. It appeared tho hunter, who had died, was very fond of strong drink; and du ring his last trip to tho settlement had, instead of procuring a sufficient stock of Winter provisions, exchanged his fur for liquor, and was not ablo to visit tho settlement again. Witness. Paragraphic. Homo stretch tho stretch across tho maternal kneo. Ministers of tho Interior tho cook and tho doctor. Candy shops adjacont to schools re port a brisk fall trade. "High, bold and flaring," is what they say of tho now bonnet. Now tho Sultan of Turkey "wishes ho was dead." Dr. Mary Walker I there. Tho world's memory Is short. It will forget you if you do not Jog It fre quently. The pillows in tho Duluth Hotels aro so large that travelers can hardly pocket them. Josh Billings says: "Tew onjoy a good reputasliuu, glv publicly and steal privately." Tho "Richmond Enquirer" has a "Lctterfrom Loulsa"evcry wook. She's a court-house. Au oxchango asks: "Where does tho cotton go?" Wo know whero n good deal of It goes, but don't like to tell. Tha odor of Brooklyn sanctity Is so strong that when tho wind Is from tho East, New Jersey peoplo shut down their windows. A Delaware man lost his wife and a race-horse by tho samo stroke of ( lightning, nnd ho tried for two hours to revive tho horso. Napoleon IV. Is cultivating a very lovely moustache, nnd this gives tho American girls who havo seen It some thing to dream about. Tho Shakers of Now York, number eighty less than two years ago, and they'vo got to throw away their singlo bedstoads or become an extinct soct. One of the meanest thlng3 a small boy can do Is to put tacks In tho chairs when ho knows that a young man is coming to call on his sister that evening. "Lord, what a cowl" was the ap proving remark of a teetotal Judgo of Vermont after swallowing a potent punch, which had been offered to htm as n glass of milk. -"Do you know your good pastor's chief end and aim?" asked a New York Sunday-school teacher of her favorlto pupil. "Yes," replied tho sagacious child, "to get his sormons printed In tho papers." " A showman whosa notices called for a few fat boys to "feed his canni bals" received a card from a man say ing that ho couldn't spare bis boys, but ho had a good"stall.fed mother-in-law" that ho thought would suit. A minister approached a mischiev ous urchin about twelvo years old, and laying his hand upon his shoulder, thus addressed him: "My son, I believe the devil has got hold of you." "I bellovo he has; too," was the significant reply of tho urchin. General Sherman won't talk about tho Presidency, but Interviewers still keep calling upon him, owing to a bad habit hu has fallen Into of asking, with thoughtless generosity, as soon as a re porter shows himself, "Young man, will you take brandy or grasshopper Juice?" A hasty man, with his arms fall ot his wife's baggagt, thought he was left by tho train last night, aud running rapidly across a platform, fell over a truck. He straddled one of the handles androdo It for a second, lunged forward and got his legs tangled up.ln tho cross pieces, when the malicious thing reared upand slid forward Just enough to throw tho man off his balance and get him down; he blacked his eye and broke his spectacles against the handle, and ran over his foot with the wheels, and even after he got away from it and was seat ed In tho car,ho says the truck ran after hi m and kicked him twlco In the ribs before tho brakeman could take It away from him. "What Is hull-head luck?" asks Kentucky paper. Twisting a mule's tall nnd getting away from his hocls without being kicked, couicsuearenouglt to answer tho question. A circus liou Is roaming around Weston, Jlssourl, and people have a good oxcus3 for remaining away frora prayer-meetln.js. Common wiso Pennies. t