I II. yi, jiiortiiimck. Editor and Proprietor. TERMS : One Dollar a Yoar in Advance. LEHIGHTON, CARBON COUNTY, PENN'A, SATURDAY MORNING, AUGUST 22, 1874 SINGLE CC-riES, TIIHEE CENTS . CARDS. u . Furniture Warehouse. f. SchwsrU, Bnk street, dealer in all Kindt of Tumiturt. Cbjlni made to ordir. Hoot nml Slioe Makers. Clinton Uretney, in Levan'i building, Usnk stroet. All ordtn promptly JUUd ivork warranted. M. HAl'SIIKU, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW, DXKK EiauT, Limanion, PA. ItenlEsUWeua collection Agenc. Will Buy and Sell llfal Estate. Conveyancing neatly done. Col lections promptly made. Settling Estates of De i cedent, f peclalty. Slay lie consulted In English and German, Kot. Ti. JNpi D.,IIKUT01iETTB, ATTORNEY, AND.COUNSELLOR AT LAW, Okici First National Sink Building, 2nd Floor , MAUOII CHUNK, TiNHi. May be consulted In faorman. apr 18, 187 DISTRICT ATTORNEY, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Office, on BnoaoyfAt, first door below American Hotel, Miuch Chunk, l'enn'a. Collections prompt y made. Nov. 23. 12. ai, aiviait:Ki, fH'OMUM tUX Ai A.A. W , ',( nsiirluon chunk, pa. Oct 18, 1673. j, n. jPIiimicic, j AUCTIONEER, Knst WeUport, Pa. N" B. Sales 'of every tfescrlptloa attended to at reasonable charge. .The patronage of the puMle is respectfully solicited. Jan. 24, '74. , jQIl. N. B. RBBER, ' PR'ACTICINa PHYSICIAN AND SUROEON, Office, IHKK Street,' next door above the PottoDice, ifcoblghtan, Pa. OfBce Hours I'arryvllle each day rom 10 to 12 o'clock; remainder of day at olHce In Lehlghtot. ' Iur 23,'72 g'Aat.: hotel, IH-'ftrthf N.'ltliOTZ,- PROP'R, ' -i" Summit nilli r Carbon Co., Pa, 1 .sw- Best or.aoconiniocuuous. mctih". t'aurant indcrneatb. Good stabling attached Terms moderate Jr BOil IIEtVKl, ARCHITECT, 12gjSc9Jth StoAllentown, Pa, Will furnish nans, Specifications and Estimates - giving eiact cost of public and private buildings, from the plainest to the most elaborate; also, Drawings for Stairs, Hand-Ralls, Ac. jel3 10,1,1 VSR; CRILLEY.idealer In-To-'baccfi, Cigars, Pipes, &c, next door to Rex's Grocery Store, Susquehanna St., MaucU' .Chunk, respectfully asks tlio people of Lehighton and vicinity, when visiting that place, to call in and try his FRAGRANT CIGARS, the very best In, the market. Every articles in his lino warranted as repre sented and at' lowest prices. uiar28 OP IIOIUAS A. WILLIAMS. LADIES' AND GENTLEMEN'S Fashionable Boot and, Shoe Maker, Nearly opposite the I'ost-offtce, BANK STREET, Lehighton, Pa. Having commenced business, as abore, I would respectfully announce to the citizens of Lehighton and vicinity that I am prepared to do all work iu , jpy Hoe in the neatest aud most substantial man ner, at prices fully as low as the same work can le otalned trt rhiladelDhfa. A splendid assort " xnent of CUILDUKN'S and MISSES' WEAR of tne best make always on hand A trial is tone I ted and satlLactiqu guaranteed. 4(9- The trada euppllwl with all kinds of , $iiOK FINDINGS. V lowest prices. July 4,1874 CONVEY ANOElt, AND GENERAL INSURANCE AGENT The fbllowlnf; Companies aro llepresented ; Lebanon Mutual Fire, Heading Mutual Fire, - 1 Wyoming Fire, ' l'ottsviiie .u iro, Lehigh Fire, and tho Travelers' Accident Insurance, Also Pennsylvania and Mutual Xlorso Thief Detective, and Insurance Com ,pany. March 21), 1873. JfOS. Bl. FIUTZINGIUl, Fashlonablo Boot and Shoe Maker, Opposite T. D. Clauss' Store, 1MNK STREET, LEIIIGIITON, Va., respectfully informs his friends and the public, that he lias just received a new and excellent assortment of Men's ro '.men's and Children's Keady-JIado Boots, Shoes & Gaiters, IVhlch he will Sell at the Lowest Prices. X .EST, Boots and Shoes made to order, and Kcpalrlng neatly and substantially dono at short notica. an 25-yl fBhe uuderstgncd respect- fully announces that Iio Is better prepared than ever to Buy and Sell Hides, Cuir aud SUcep Sklus, Tallow aud IMastcrlus Hulr, at his Old Stand, nearly opposite tho post office; Bankstreet, lehighton. . Btf" ,The hlghfcst cash prices paid for Hldfifl and Skins. nbv.33. C. E., GltEENlWALD. WONDEUFUL, BUT TltUEi Whenever I get a Bottle of Bloom of jYootkor Magnolia Balm, Hose Tint, a Jqx. of Lilly White, or anything In that line to beautify the complexion, at .Butting's' Drug Store, it seems to be Dicer and better than I can get any Trbere else. may Railroad Guide. N OllTII PI3NNA. IIMLKOAI). Passengers for Philadelphia will leave Lehighton ns follows': 6.01 n. m . via I. V.: arrive at Phlla at 0.00 a.m. 11.10 a.m. 11 10 p.m. 2.15 p.m. 2.15 p.m fi.3." p.m. 8.20 p.m. 8.20 p. m. 7 87 a. m. via I,. S. " " 7.39 n. in. 1 la L. V. 11.07 p.m. via L.t S. " 11.02 p.m. via L.V. " 2.27 p, m. via L. A 8. " 4.47 p.m. via L. 4 S. " 4.44 p. m. via. L. V. " 7.38 p. m. via i,. v. iu av n.m, Returning, leave depot at Berks and American Streets. Phlla., at 7.00, 8.30 and 0.45 a. in.: 2.10 3.30, and 5.15 p. in. rare irnm A,enigiKoo 10 rnuaaerpuia, .oo. Feb.1, 1874. MILLS CLARK, Agent OKNTItAL, K. n. OP N. J. LL'HIGH A SUSQUEHANNA DIVISION. Time Table of June 29, 1871. Trains leave LehUhton as follows:' For New York, Philadelphia, Laston, Ac, a, 7.37, 11 07 a.m., 2 27,4 47 p.ra. ForMauch Chunk at 10.15 a. in., 1.14, 6JS, and 0 03 p. in. For Wllkes-Barro and Scranton at 10,15 a. m., 1,14, 0.38 p. in. Returning Leave Now York, fro-n station Cen tral Railroad of New Jersey, loot of Liberty street, North River, at 6.15, 9.00 a. in., 12.4 l, 4 00 p. in. Leavo Philadelphia, from Depot North Penn'a R. II., at 7.00,9 45 a. in., 2.10, 5 15 p. in. Leave Lastou at 8 30, 10.03, 11.48 a. m., 3.55 and 7.15 p m. Lea e Mauch Chunk at 7.30, 11. on a.m., 2 20 and 4.40 p. m. Fo: turtuer particulars, see Time Tables at tho Stutious. II. I. BALDWIN, Gen. rassenger Agent. July 4, Ib74. pENSSYLVAKIA HAlI.ltOAD, 1'HILADELrllI A A EMU RR. DIVISION. Summer Time Tnlile. On and after SUNDAY, JUNK BSIh, 1874, the trains on the Phllada. A Rrle R R. Dhlsiou will runasfoliotts: WESTWARD. Fast Line leaves Philadelphia 12 55 p m. " " Harrlburg fi 00 p.m. " " Sunbury 0.55 p.m. " " Wllllamsport 8.50 p.m. " arr. at Lock Ilaien 10.00 p.m. Erie Miil leaves Philadelphia 11.65 p.m " ' Harrllmri 4.25 n in. " " Sunbury 630 a.m. " " WIKIamsport 8.33 am. " " Lock Haven 0.45 a.m. " " Renova 11.10 a.m. " arr. at Erie 8 05 p.m. Elsiiiu Mail leaves l'lilladelphla 8.0) a.m. " " Harrlsburg 1.20 p.m. " " Sunbury 4.20 pm- " " Wllliamsport 0 20pjn. ' arr. at Lock Haven 7.30 p.m. Niagara lixpKLaa leaves l'liiltdelpbta 7.20 a.m. " " " Harrlsburg 1010 a.m. " " " Sunbury 1250 p.m, " " " Mlllamsport 2.115 p.m. " " " Lock Haven 310 p.m. " " " Keuoia 4.20 p.m. " " arr. at Kano 0.50 a.m EASTWARD. Pbila . ExritESa leaves Lock Haven 0 20 a.m. " " r3onbury 9.30 p.m." " " Wllliamsport 7.45 a.m. " " arr. at HarrlHburg 11.45 a in. " " " I'hlUdolphla 3.35 p.m Erie Mail leaves Ei le 11.21) a.m. " " Renova 9 20 p.m. " ' Lock Haven 9.35 p.m. " " Wllliamsport 1060 a.m. " " Suubury 12 40 a.m. ' arr. at llarrhburg 2 40 a.m. " " Philadelphia 0 40 a.m Eluua Mail leaves Lock Haven 9.45 a.m. " " Wllliamsport 11.00 a.m. " " Sunbury 12.40 p.m. " arr. at Harrlsburg 3.05 p.m " " Philadelphia 0J5p.m. Kiaoaea Express laaves Kane V.oo a.m. " " ' Renovo 4 05 p.m. " " Lock Haven f 25 p m. ' " " Wllliamsport 0.60 p.m. " " " Suubnry 8.40 p.m. " arr at Harrlsburg 10,55 p.m. " " " 1'hlludelphle 2.60 am. Mall East connects cast and west at Erie with L S A M S It Waudatlrvlooton with Oil Creek and Allegheny It R W. Mall est with east and west trains on L S A M SKI), aud at Corry and Irvlneton w ith Oil Creek and Allegheny R R W. Elmlra Mail and Rutlalo Rspres make close connections at Wllliamsport with N O R W tiulns uorlh, and at Harrlsburg with.V O R W tralua south. WM- A. RALUWl.V,Oeu'l Supt. ucapest Place in Toiru: The undersigned respectfully informs his friends and the citizens In general, that ho has Just received n largo and elegant assortment of WATCHES CLOCKS, SILVEIt TLATED WARE, Jewelry, Gold Pens, &c. Which he is offering at very LOW l'HIICKS FOK CASH ! Also, Agent for tho celebrated DIAMOND Spectacles & Eye-Glasses The very best in the market. Nearly opposlto the P. O., Bank St., Lehighton. June 0, 1874 AMVUI, GRAVER, Opposlto tboPiiblioSquaie, SOUTH ST., LEHIGHTON, PA., Manufacturer of Tin & Sheet Iron Ware And Dealer in all kinds of STOVES!! t3T Roofing, Spouting and Jobbing promptly attended to. iwv, 80 yEKOIIAfJT TAILORING. When In tho course of wear and tear of every day lllo it becomes necessary to dissolve our connection with thu suits that have dono u so much services In keeping us warm and free from expo sure, there is one place where we can find consolation and n friend indeed In our distress. Yea, a placo whero wo can safely put our trust where tliero Is no need offoar that wo shall bo cheat ed, unsulted or unsatisfied where the fabric is strong and tlio manufacture superb where thu prices are mst and and the style all that can bo desired. Theiv is a charm about an easy, glove fittlng, elastic suit, tliit Is seen andob served by all men. "Where did you get that supeib suit of c'othes?" "Whero did you secure such a splendid fitting gaimeut?" Is often asked, lhere are , many tailors, and a number of tl em aro undoubtly fair samples of thu genus homu and al--o a credit to thu craft; but how generally tailors fall iu the fitting ! of garments to the human torm: how often a good piece of goods Is spoiled In the fit; howwadly and dejectedly manya man uander.s auout tlio streets, leel iugthe shame tiiu tailor lias caused him, in allowing a puor Job to go out of his shop, and he the wearer of Itl Perhaps his lady love has oven jilted him Incon sequent of his forlorn appcarnnce. " Dress lniiKcs mo iiinn, Tho want ol'it tlio lcllowV Not that a man is less n man for wear ing plain clothes, but. when he is "dress ed up" he should Indeed bti dressed not having his cloths hang like bags around him, aud wrinkled and dUtored in all soits of shapes, but tnat lie. should be clad iu fitting garments. Taste should be shown both In the colors and iiiaKe up of his suit. Many high priced goods uronf such outlandish colors and stylus that a man's character is judged by his foolishly selecting those odd goods. A man Is known by the company ho keeps, and if be Insists upon fraternizing with Ill-looking and lll-uttmg clothes, he will not inaKe ills "mailt," as a man ot taste, that's positive. To bu looked up on as possessing the requisite attain ments of a tasty gentleman, he must select cloths of suitable colors for his clothing and have thoin made up In li rot class style by Laury & Peter.-t, (post office building), Lehighton, Pa , who have a splendid stock to select from, and whero you will obtain that symmetry of fit so necessary to the adornment of tho person. Call and examine the luott beautiful assortment of "cloths', "cnsslirers and vestlngs, ever brought Into Lehigh ton, nndleave your measure with Laury & Peters. Jarch 14, 1874. Livery & Sale Stables, It A NIC STEEIiT.LGIIlGllTON, Pa FAST TItOTYING HORSES, ELEGANT CAUUIAGES. And positively LOWER PRICES than any other Livery In tho County. ELf Largo and handsome Carriages for Funeral purposes and Weddings. lov.22, 1873. DAVID RIlULRT. 9 BUILDER & CONTRACTOR RANK STItKKT, LEII1QUTON, I'A. Respectfully announces to tho citizens or .Lehighton and vicinity that lie Is now piepared to contract for thu erec tion of dwellincs, churches, school- houses, and other buildings. Also, that he keeps constantly on band a full as- sortuitnt ot every description of consisting of flooring, sldlnc, doors. sash, blinds, shutters, moldings, &o., which liu is prepared to furnish at the very lonvst maiket rates. Patronage respectfully solicited. W. It. RES. Lehlghtou, May 17, 1373. ly LOU II A KU FUHU. Charles1 Trainer Respectfully Informs tho people of Le- iiigmon mat lie lias most .Excellent Flour 1'or tjalo : Also, good FEED of all kinds, and STRAW in tho Aindlo. He is also prepared to do any kind of Hauling and Plowing at short notice. LEHIGH (2d) STREET, Lehighton, Pa. March 28-ly E. H. SNYDER liCDl 1GBDTO.V, I'EXS'A., DCALUll IN Dry Goods, Notions, GROCERIES, QUEENBWARE, Glassware, Hardware, &c. May 31, 173. The Proposed Separation; OR, nOW HE CHANGED HIS MIND. Wo do not record tho fact because It Is at all remarkable; unhappily it Is not. James JAjrgan was tired of his wife. Many other men are, I presume, in tho same condition. Sometimes I his weari ness is only a mood; sometimes it Is a fixed, Irritating fact. I do not know why, except that rest lees natures always get tired of re straints, this should be so. Mrs. Mor gan was certainly as good a wife as Mr. Morgan deserved better, perhaps, if one were to measure deserts faithfully. Mr. Morgan had not tho slightest idea of the double, he was so carefully pre parhg for her. Sho was Hot, had not been, a happy woman by any means. Tho maternal Instinct was largely de veloped In her, but hcr's was a child less home; and when she Invited tho little ones of her brothers and sisters to visit her, her husband loudly protested called tho visit a "raid," and tho lit tie visitors nuisances. She had yielded; and because sho had found that ho was pleased when young ladles were invited, sho often had them, though she did not ao greatly enjoy their society. Mr. Morgan would have said because sho was Jealous of his gal lant attention to them. But this was not wholly true. Sho was a truo and loyal woman; sho had married her hus band becauso she loved him, and knew that for this, and because she was his wife, she had tho supreme right to his love aud all evidence of It. So long as she had this, sho did not feel hurt or jealous when he showed indications of friendly regard to others. Jealousy is one of tho meanest of human emotions, and Is lowering both to the persons who indulge in it nnd to tho object of It. Mrs. Morgan had not, perhaps, considered it In tins light; but. she never allowed herself to indulge hi it, not even when ths growing coldness of her husband's manner at last con vinced her that the rest of her lifo must bo passed In tho most disconsolato of widowhoods. She was a high-principled woman. Sho tried to act always according to the rule of right, and to order her life In all things by tho preceptsof the Holy Scrip tores. Reposing lu this faith, she be lieved and hoped that, ordered by a wiser being than she, all things would work together for good till the darkling hour passed and the light of hope should begin to tlawn, So moved ou the affairs of this dis cordant household the dissatisfied husband and tho unhappy wifo equally misunderstanding the true causes wlhch wero working ill to them. And in the meantime, Mr. Morgan, growing stronger In his mad resolve, prepared for the result upon which he had determined. It was a Sunday. Mrs. Morgan had risen with a bad headache, and had not been to church. In fact, she had spent most of tho day with her face burled Iu the pillow that was thoroughly wet ted with her tears. The premonition of a great sorrow was upon her; but It was, if dreadful, vague and undefined. Mr. Morgan, on the contrary, knew exactly what ho was about to do. He inteuded to Inform his wife that lie was about to separate from her. She got up at dinner time, nnd mado herself ready lor the Jiueal. In her cool, neat, summer dress, with her pale iheek, that flushed with sudden color at each sound of the beloved voice; tho quick, startled expression In her eyes that told her awakened apprehension, made her more beautiful than she had been oven In her girlhood. Mr. Mor gan, looking at her as sho sat opposlto him at the table, could not avoid notic ing this, aud even acknowledged It to himself. He spoke more kindly to her than had of late been his wont, and was sur prised to see the quick flash of color to her cheek and brow, and the springing tears that answered him from her eyes. .1 llttlo beating of his heart, a warm er feeling tliero than ho had known ot late, was the response; but It was un heeded. When ho had decided to do anylhlug he was not wont to chango his mind. "Sho Is not well, and Is piobably weary of her life, as I am of mine.'" A sharp llttlo tremor, a sudden dart of pain, might have made him question tho truth of his words, but they were unheeded. "Mary," ho began, "I am thinking of n change in our modo of life." Sho started, flushed, and a deadly palor fol lowed, but ho went on. "I havo bceu thinking for somo tlmo that wo wero very much unsultcd to each other. Of courso I feel sure that wo shall always be friends, but it seems useless to try to live amicably ns husband and wifu. Do you notngreo with me?" "Oh, another sulky fit," ho comment ed, Inaudlbly. Ho went on: "i7ellovIng that you feel ns I do, I havo maao some preparations for tho event we contemplate " "Not I oh, not II" came In broken murmurs from those frozen lips. He paused but not a word followed. "I have caused deeds to bo prepared, which will be ready to-morrow morn ing, preliminary to tlio separation I ask for. Your comfort lu the future Is well provided for. I havo settled upon you a handsome Income. I hopo you will bo happy." He paused, aud sprang startled to her side as ho saw her slide slowly to the floor. When ho reached her, sho lay there cold and still like ono dead. A pang tent the heart of the man who hail caused this suffering. Ho rais ed her in his arms and bore her away to her chamber. lifter a time, with proper restoia tlves, she recovered; but she lay cold and still, nnd silent. Observing that she did not attempt to speak,and seemed to wish to bo silent, he went away and left her nlono in her misery. It was cruel soothing, but perhaps the wisest course he could havo pursued. Left alone, bho hugged her grief to her breast, and, at last, wearied our with her struggle sobbed herself to sleep. Llfo seemed very dark to her, and hope dead. Happily, her sleep was almost dream less. Sho did not start, or tremble, or cry out, only a grieved, patient, quiv ering sob, from tlmo to time, escaped hier Hps. Lalo at night, when Mr. Morgan rotnrnod, eho waa sleepilng quietly, and ho commented, ns ho stole awr.y, upon her Insensibility and want of feel ing. When they met In the morning no al lusion was mado to the conversation of the past evening. "I will make no opposition," sho thought. "Let him work his will, Heaven forbid that, if ho has ceased to love me, I should slnud between him and freedom and happiness," So she resolved on tho perfect submis sion which had becomo habitual with her. But tho day was a very sad one. At five o'clock her husband wascxpect- ed back from tho city, to which ho went dally to attend to his business Sho tremulously awaited hlr.i, timid and fearful, for their old relation seem ed to have died out, aud sho knew not how, all at once, to adopt herself to an other. She waited, and the clock tick- el. Tho hour struck and passed, al most unheeded at first, nnd then with a vague feeling of terror and alarm that every moment doubled and Intensified Time dragged slowly and painfully along. In vain sho repeated to herself that, feeling that this was no longer n home, sho no longer a wife, ho was pur posely prolonging his absence. Rut sho could not cheat her fears. They grow and grew, till at last, when, In the dark ness, tho road by which ho was wont to return became invisible, she threw herself upon a sofa in an agony ot ter ror. No one approached tho house, Once In o while she stole to tho gate- always vainly. The late summer dark ness fell, and sho was still alone. The clock pealed tho hours ten had Just struck. There was a sound of voices of foot steps. Sho sprang to tho door, and as it was flung open a sad procession stood upon the threshold, and In its midst, covered with mud and streaming blood, they carried the body of Mr. Morgan. There had been a terrlblo railway accident many had been killed; a few, like Mr. Morgan bruised, maimed, still breathing, but insensible yet lived on, bearing with them sad memorcs ot tho collision. Hours, days, weeks passed ; and he lived still, hopelessly dependent upon tho unwearied, soothing caro of the woman he had condemned. N refer ence had ever been made to tho Inten tion he had announced, but it was al ways in the memory of both. Mr. Morgan no longer claimed her attendance as a llicht, but thanked lier,'J feebly, but gratefully, for tho kindness ho had forfeited. Sho unconsciously treated hlra with something which sho could not prevent approaching tho cer emonious deferenco duo to n stranger. Both felt uncomfortable nnd unhappy, beyond even tho sadness caused by his injuries. This stato of things could not long continue, though It was Impossible for Mrs. Morgan to stop It. Pride kept Mr. Morgan silent, yet ho was bearing a heavy punishment the heavier that ho well know himself solely to be blamed! for It. Tho tlmo catno when her pale check and sorrowful, timid meln con quered. She camo ono day, and with some thing of tho old affectionate confidence-,, laid her head beside htm upon tho pillow, and pressed her soothing hand on his brow. "How sorrv I am that you suffer sot I wish " She paused and burst into tears. Then, arising, sho moved away to a distance. He could bear it no longer. "Aud you say nothing of your own1 sufferings! You owe It all to mel You aro an angel I You nover complain to me, who havo given you such misery,, and caused you such trouble!" Ho essayed to lift towards her his trembling bandaged arms. She sprang towards him. "I do not deservo it I think you ought to leavo me to suffer alone," ho said. But with all tho strength left In tho feeble arms Impressed her to his breast. "My own, true wife!" ho whl'pered, at last. "Too good a thousand times too good for mel" "I shall never leavo you of my own accord," sho said. "I have been a demon or a fool," was Mr. Morgan's estimate of himself; and that was tho last sho ever heard ot tho proposed separation. Ho toro up tho papers as soon as ho could move about the house; and from that day to this, tho man who was tired of his wife has seemed almost foollshl y proud of her. The Spiritualists, too, must go Into camp. Near Plympton, Mass., they gather into tlio tented field and havowhat they acalla"ireefraternal conference." Wo have no doubt it is "freo enough." Somo of the speakers relate experience of dreams, visions, and ghostly inter views. Others ventilate their views on tho worthlessuess of all styles of relig ion other thau their own. Ono orator proclaimed ids belief that thi devil hlm selt would some day bo converted; and another, a woman, iuterosted her au dience by telling them how when a child sho used to dream that she crawl ed into her mother's tea-kettlo and pulled tho lid over her, to escape from tho devil's persuit. If this was not "jumping out of tho frying pan into tho firo," certainly It seems tho next thing to It. Some of tho experiences of people cured from disenses aro romark able. A 6lstor's tea-pot having explo ded and scalded her badly, she claims to have been cured by the agency of an invisible and impalpablo ointment,, which another bister made simply by rubbing her empty hands together. With such marvellous results of spiri tualism, the only marvel Is that tho mediums who interview ghosts cannot give us a relliblo account of tho whereabouts of the llttlo Ross boy who was stolen from Philadelphia. Spiri tualism has mado much fuss before tho world, aud many pretences, but wo wait in patlenco to see thofirst valuable benefit It will accomplish for mankind. Christian at Work. "DIseases Isvery various," said Mrs. Partington, as sho returned from a street door conversation with Jfr. Bolds. "Tho Doctor tells me that poor old Mrs. Haz has got two buckles en her lungs! It Is dreadful to think of, I de clare. Tho diseases Is so various? Oiie day wo hear of pcoplo's dying ot liermltagoof tho lung, nnothcrof brown creatures; hero they tell us of the cle menta ry canal being out of order, nnd there about the tenor of tho throat; licro wo hear of tho neurology In tho head, and thero of an embargo; on ono side of us wo hoar of men being killed by getting a pound of beef In his sacro fagus, aud tliero another kills himself by discovering his Jocular vleu. Things chango so that I declare that I don't know how to subscribo for any disease now-a-days, New names and nostrils take tho placo of the old, aud I might Just as well throw away my old yarbbag."