humorous.
"Tim great American obituary, pro
vnker," Is tl'o latest for kerosene.
You cau't eat enouqh In a week to
last you a year, and you can't advertise
on that plan cither.
Tlio St. Louis papers sattrlzo the me
tropolis ot the Northwest by spelling Its 1
Iiamn Sbccnwgo.
"I'm notrauc h forshtump spakln,'"
declared n candldatp at Dubuque "but
fur bounty and capacity and Integrity,
1 bate Iho HvIl- so I do."
A returning emigrant wagon passed
thiouu.li 'ledar Falls, lawn, last week,
bearing Iho exprosslvo ami euphonious
label, "D n tho grasshoppers."
It was a duct this Unit'. Two servant
girls, at Cleveland, Ohio, kindled a firo
with a ran of gasoline, and then passed
through glory's morning gate, just as
slick as could be.
Landlady (fiercely) "You must not
occupy that bed with your boots onl"
Hoarder. "0, nevermind, they're only
nn old pair. Tlio bed-bugs can't hurt
Vin. I'll risk It, anyhow."
A London advertisement runs thus:
"A country priest will say mass onco a
week for any ono who will regularly
'tend him tlio Times newspaper, second
hand, on tlio day of Its publication."
A good way to restore a man appar
ently drowned, Is to first dry l)lm
thoroughly, Inside nnd out, and then
clap a (-peaking-trumpet to bis ear and
Inform liltn that his mother-in-law's
dead.
"Do'bats over fly In tlio day time?"
asked a teacher of his class In natural
history. "Yes sir, "said Iho boys, con
fldeutly. "What kind of bats?" ex
claimed the astonished teacher, "Brick
batsl" yelled tlio triumphant boys.
'Don't bo Etubborn unless you aro
sure you can afford It. Itlght in tlio
midst; of tlio lato panic, a man choso
to bo perversely obstlnato. Ills daughter
wanted n$908llk dress, and he wouldn't
get it, and ho loststiOby iho operation.
She took cold poison, anil tlio funeral
expeiiteH wero $150.
To euro a bachelor's ache, carry tho
patient eleven yards of bilk with a wo
man In It.
The Cincinnati Gazette Is curious to
know what tho brewers of that city do
with thq tobacco steni3 they purchase
"Husband,'.' said the wife of a young
clergyman, "read mo ono of your ser
mons;. I feel dreadfully wakeful to
night, and I wish to sleep."
An Arizona girl shot her lover, and
then nureod him tenderly till ho died.
Ills Inst words were: "I forgivo you,
Mary; you did It with an lvoiy-handled
pistol."
A young lady of Montezuma while
standing at tho was-tub, engaged In
washing, fell backward nnd instantly
expired.' Young ladles hereabouts aro
careful not todlo whlloat the wash-tub.
Jefferson County, Arkansas, is re
sponsible for nsnakokilledthero recent
ly which had 180 rattlos. Wo bellovo
that tho hlghoit number ever bofore
clajmed for a snako was forty-six, and
that was nearly a contury ago.
Ono half tho world does not know how
the other half lives. There are people
In Danbury- to-day who bavo not a
sheet of monogram paper to their name
Detroit Freo Tress; A 'Virginia Sheriff
nskol a murderer If ho wanted to mako
a speech, on tho gallows, and' the man
replied: "GueSs'nOtjit looks like rain,
and I don't want to get wet; go on with
the bunging."
As one result of tho panic soveral of
tho "upper ten" have felt It a duty to
give up their pews in fashionable
churches, and It things go. on nttbls
rate, they fear thoy may have to rclln
qnlsh their boxes at tho opera.
A new 'ktylo of boys' trowsers has
been Invented with copper seat, sheet
Iron knees, riveted down In tho seems.
nnd water-proof pockets, to hold broken
pgprt-'i
First law of gravety never laugh a
your own jokes.
Colorado calls for moro women. It
has scarcely a single one.
Tlio girls of an Illinois seminary
nmusu themselves bysplttlng at a mark
It Is asserted that If tho comet hits
Chicago 1,100 divorces will be blasted
In the, bud.
Who U tho lazlost man? Tho furnl
turo dealer; ho keeps chairs nnd lounges
about all tho time.
A Detroit father keeps his boy 1
nights by varnishing a chair nnd sitting
him down. It's a novel plan but awful
tough on tho trowsers.
Evil, Sri'.AKiKO. Speaking ovll of
others Is ono of tho most unamlable
habits that can be acquired, nnd one
that leads to Incalculable mischief. It
Is not always easy to avoid It, for thero
aro a great many persons In tho world
liovv who aro what they ought not to bo,
It is hard for a blunt, generous mind to
refrain from expressing Itself about
mean people nnd menu acts; there Is
bomethlng.ln meanness and dishonesty
that rouses tho indignation of such
mind, and It likes tlio luxury of do.
nomicing them In bold and unsparing
terms, But tho practice us a practice.
Is a troublesomo aud duugcroua one.
r if. mciuHiT,
Opposed L. & S. Depot,
On tho East Woissport Canal Eank,
Ilespectfully Informs the citizens of this
icituty mat no Keeps constantly on
nnd. and la selllnc at tho verv lowest
Market Prices, the very best brands of
ALSO, DEALER IN
For .Building and other purposes, which
ho guarantees to bo
Thoroughly Seasoned
And to Sell at tho
YEltY LOWEST KATES.
Wholcsalo and Retail at tho very Low
est Cash l'rlces.
no has also a number of very eligibly
located
In RICKERTSTOWN, FranklhvTwp.,
which ho will sell on very Easy Terms.
aug. 9, '73-yl J. K. RICKERT,
WILLIAM KEMERER,
Corner of
Bank & South Sts., Lehighton, Fa.,
Keep3 a full lino of
Comprising Ladles' Dress Goods, Black
nuu uoiorcu Alpacas, uingnnins,
Prints, Shirtings Sheetings, &c.
of overy grade and price.
CARPETS AI OIL CLOTHS,
In grei variety.
ovisaifflS3
Teas, Coffee?, Sugars, Spices, Fruits,
Hams, Shouldeis, Sldo-AIoat, &o.
Bought, Sold or F.xchauged
HARDWARE
For Bulldlne nnd other purnoses In
great variety of the best quality.
All coods warranted as represented
and prices fully as low as clsowbero.
April 0, lB7a-yl
F. KMiJPPIKGIEtl
Would respectful
ly announco toF
his friends and
tho pnbllo In goneral, that bo has open
ed a first-class
Livery & Sale Stable,
and that ho can furnish Horses, Bupglcs
and Carriages of tho best description,
for Pleasure, Business or Funeral pur
poses, ai very iieasonauio unarges,
nnd on short uottce. UA'TJLINU douo
nt short notice and on short notice. In
connection he will also continue his
Carriage Manufactory
where tho peoplocan net their C'arrlaces
.Buggies, Wagons, etc.,, made to order,
or ltKl'AIKED on short notice aud at
reasonable prices.
The undersigned respectfully an
nounces that bo has been nnnoiuted
Agent for the
Universal Wringer
AND
Doty'sClothesWasher.
These aro undoubtedly tho best Wash
ers anu tvriucers in tho market, and
our ladles aro iuvlted to call and see
tliem.
L. P. Kleppinger,
Cor. ZUNK and IKON Streets.
ru. loio.j iUemglitoii, i'a.
BUILDER & CONTRACTOR
HANK STllEET, I.KHIGI1TON, l'A.
Kespectfully anuounces. to tlio citizens
of Lehi"htoii and vicinity that ho is
now prepared to contract for tlio erec
tlon of dwellings, churches, school
houses, and other buildings. Also, that
ne Keeps coustanuy on Hand a full as
sortment of every description of
o
consisting, of flooring, siding, doors,
sash, bllriils, 6huttcrs. moldings, .te..
wuicu lie is prepared to furnish nt tlio
very lowest maiket rates.
Patronagorespcctfully solicited.
W. it. BEX,
Lehlghton, May 17, 187SJ. ly
Charles Trainer
Respectfully Informs the people of Le
uiguion mac lie lias most Kxcellent
Flour lor Snlo :
Also, good FEED of all kinds, nnd
6T11AW In tho i'uudlo. He Is also
prepared to do any kind of
Hauling and Plowing
at snort notlco.
. LEHIGH (2d) STItEET,
Lehlghton, Pa. March 28-ly
New Advertisements.
COIXKOIATEund COMMKKCIAL IN8TITUTK,
Nlw Hates. Con:. 40th w-tir Preparatory
to Uoltesft, Scientific, Schns 'fr Hun n, villi
pjfttiiraatlc and thorough phjtlrnl trnlt)u by
military training, tfyniniiMlcni r6ln, Ac. Crtla
lojEUcaroot on application.) IV M. U. ltUSdKIJ-,
juiy u , rrlncip.ti.
OKI) A It IlfLLSlIMINAKY A pltwant, health
Jut, family llrwdlnft School ior both Bexc.
1 .oration derirablo! cbiinret lnMuratat rourcaof
Instruction eXtenslrc, nud 'number of tudmli
UmitoJ. lor circular , nd.iri 0. Donllnger,
1'rln., Mt. Joy, Lancaster county. Pa.
Rich Farming Lands
IN NEBRASKA,
How for Sale very Cheap'
10 Years Credit, Interest only 0 per ct.
SEND FOR " THE PIONKEIt,"
A handsome Illustrated paper, contain
ing the Homestead Law'. A 'NEW
NUMHEU Just published. JAilled free
to all parts of the .world. Address,
O. F. DAVIS,
Land Commissioner U. I?. It. 11.,
July 11 Omaha, Neb.
Waters' Concerto Organs
art Ihk most BEACTiruL in bt?i.e and p(trccT in
lost SVtR MIDI. The COXCKHTO UTOV m the
ltESTtyCR PMCED IN ANY ORfJlH. It it prrntll(rd
Ijy an ixtri tit of ustDs. FectRumv vuiciu, Ihr
21FFECT of which it MOST CIlAllMISO and
souL-stiiint.xa. while itv imitatwx of the
HUMAN rOWf! it SUPEltn. TerKt IMcml.
Waters' Philharmonic Vesper and
Orchestral, Organs
I'll VXIQUE fllKXCIl CASES, are a.mn.7 the
lituT made, and -omiiine VV111TV of YOICI.SG
With QRCT VOUMF. olnxt. KCIIASLE fur l'.Mi-
loii, cmmcir or music hall. r
WATERS' Now Scale PIANOS ,
have Hret power and a m'MNuo tone, with
(ALL 'MOM.RN iMPROVEMENia. and are the 11 E S T
VlAXOS MADE. IBM Oroa.m am? 1'iAsos
.are warranted far SIX tears. I'lilCES i'.Y-
TJIKMJ.LI 011 Jor cash, or part cull ana
nHCR in MONtlltT or dCARtliRlY PAVMEVTt.
Second-hand instruments tarhn in exciianok, !
AGEXTS IVARTED in evert Coi'NTT !u Hid U.
S. nad CanNdA.. A lirerai -discount .to Tivh hern,
Mlhltcr, CUurchen, SclinoW, li.ljts, ,tc. 1LLVS
Tit ATE D CATALOGUE Mulltd. I
Ilnrnce Wnteri Ji Son.
4SI Ilrnadwav. Xbw York. V . Ilu ll'iCT.
ftE? a cOrt l'er day nt home. Terun ireo
h ipaV Address Oeoroe riTixbON & Co.
I'orlhnd. .vlaluo.
C0.6XA.NT KMWiUllMK.M At hoiiir, M lit) or
Female, lO 'a week vrarrantpvl. Nocnpllal re
quired. Particulars audvalujlile s.iinplossnC Tree
Address, " Ith Cc. returu stamp, U. IIOSS, Willi inn
turir. N. Y. ; i? U
Pdch Wno-OC A splendid pnln lm.l
Uuoll VfUclwo ncs for your leisure limir
i or youreiitlrolline.at liOino
Outfit Free.
nr traveling, younj; or old ol
either sex. A splendid and l
romnlutd OUtlit SENT TREE
(o those who will act as our ajentsi M r.int il I
required. We must have an'afrent in every town.
Write at once, and set-uro the agei.ry. Ad
dress AI.UKN, HALL CO., (I N. Howard ttivot,
lLiltluiore, Md. ill's U
AT PRIVATE SALE.
Tho Lohlghton School .Board now
offer, at Prlvato Sale, the following de
scribed valuablo ItEAL ESTATE, be
ing a pprtiou or tne ruouo &cuooi,rro
perty of the Borough of Lehlghton, to
wit:
One Lot and Building,
situated on the corner ot Iron nnd Pino
streets, and bounded and described as
follows : On tho noith by Iron street ;
west bv a common alley : south by a
lot'owned by Joseph Obeit, nud east by
Pino street. The lot Is CO feet front by
189 feet 0 Inches in depth. Also,.
TWO LOTS,
Numbered 153 and 154,'sltuated on Pino
street, In said borough, bounded and
described as follows : On the west by
Piue street: soutli by lot, No. laa: cast
by West alley, and north by Cedar al
ley, aiu mis uemg eacn ou ieei uoiit
by 189 feet 0 Inches In depth, llso,
One Lot and Building,
Situated on Northampton .street, and
known, as tho South ,Lehlghton School
Property., Also,
3J" For terms and further particu
lars, apply to either of tho undersigned.
juhn s. ljisnuz, i'resiueui.
A. J. DUUMNUt.Sccretary.
Da. N. U. KEIiEU, Treasurer.
Lehlghton, May 2, 187-1.
clsftport Alicatl !
Tho underslcned would respectfully
Inform bullders.contrnctors and the pub
lie In general, that they have openod a
ill' connection with their
Near tho L. JiS. Depot,
WEISSPORT, Penna.,
and tliatthoyhavo now on hand an Im
mense 6tocl; ot Mioroughly Seasoned
Lumber, such as
Kough i;ino Boards,
burfaced raw ipards,,
Flooring, Hemlock and Pino,
Sidings, ot all kinds,
Shingles, an Immense stock,
, Bnoflng,iiud, Ceiling Lath,
Scantllnc,
and, In fact, Lumber ot overy descrip
tion, at tiiM ycry lowest market prices.
Wo aro also prepared to furnish Build
ers and others with u vefy fine hrtlclb of
Sun (I, suitable for Masonry
Work, Flastcrlug, &c., at Be
markably Low Figures.
AVo havo '.constantly on hand a large
lot dt Wood suitable for Firewood,
which we will sell, In largo or small
quantities, at Prices to suit your Pockets
Oca 3I0HO-HO.NKSf C0PNT-MW ,iupss.
Yeiikcl & Albright,
Weissnort.
aug 23-yl Carbon county, Pa
IjjSTATK NO'l'IOK.
JiSTATK OS OWEX JIOVKU, lllU of Wolmpoit
loruugU,Carlioii County, l'a,, dectntuJ. All it
lull IpdeljttHl to Mid Etuteare rtvjueltvd to luaka
ImintdUt payment, and thOhobafiuKlal claliaa
against the laum will prebuttbeui without dola
lu proper order for aettleWnt to
JIAltV A.N.N MOVEU.aod
KMMA MOViilt,
Adinlnlitritrll.
Wclisport UorougD, Juos 27, l;i e
A New Idea!
-SHUTTLE-
Sewing Macliine
ittr-J
FOB
50 Dollars ! !
FARMERS,
MERCHANTS,
MECHANICS,
AND
EVERYBODY
Buy the World-Renowned
THE
BEST IN THE WORLD!
ITIio Highest rroniium was
awarded to it at
Ohio Stato Fair;
Northern Ohio Fair;
Amcr. Instltuto, N. Y.;
Cincinnati Exposition ;
Indianapolis Exposition ;
St. Louis Fnirj
Louisiana Stato Fair;
Mississippi Stato Fair J
nnd Georgia Stato Fair
FOR BEING THE
BEST SEWING MACHINES,
and doing: the largest nnd best
rango or work. All other
Kuchlnes lu tlio Market
ivcro in direct
COMPETITION ! !
tWFor Ilevimirig, Fell
ing, Stitching, Cording,
Binding, Braiding,
Embroidering, Quilt
ing and Stitching fine
or hcavv goods it is
unsurpassed.
"Whoro we havo.no Agents
wo will deliver a Machine
for tho price named above,
at the nearest Rail Road
Station of Purchasers.
Needles for all Sewing Ma
chines for Sale.
Old Machines taken in Exchange
Send for Circulars, Price
List, &c, and Copy of the
"Wilson Reflector, ono of tho
best Periodicals of tho day,
devoted to Sowing Ma
chines, Fashions, General
News and Miscellany.
Agents "Wanted
Wilson Mm Machine Co
CriEVEL&IfD, OIIIO.
guiisciinu: rou
Tlio Cnrlion Advocate
Tho Cheapeit Taper lu tba IMh Ya'lfJ
' Ouly One Dollar a Year.'
THE OltEAT KEMEDY FOR
001SUMFTI0N
which can bo cAirccl by: a
timely resort to this stand
ard preparation, as lias bqen
proved by tho hundreds of
testimonials received by tho
proprietors. It is acknowl-
ciuged by many prominent
physicians to bo the iridst
reliable preparation over in
troduced for the relief and
cure of alL Lung; complaints,
and is offered to the public,
sanctioned by the experience
of over torty years. Yhin
resorted to in season it sel
dom fails to effect a speedy
cure in tho most severe
cases of Coughs, Bronchitis,
Croup, Whooping Cough,
Influenza, Asthma, Colds,
Sore Throat, rams or Sore
ness in the Chest and Side,
Liver Complaint, Bleeding:
at the Lungs, &c. "Wistar's
Balsam does not dry up a
Cough, and leave the cause
behind, as is tho caso with
most preparations, but it
loosens and cleanses tho
lungs, and allays irritation,
thus removing the cause of
the complaint.
rnEi-ARF.n.nY'
BETH W. rOWLE & SONS, Boston, Mass.,
Anu Bom by Druggists anu Dealers ccncr&uy.
Jfli(iUL nUW.Vltn Icirau Incuruiili
cue "f 'Llftrrli. Mter liatln
MllilTer-d, itelnced. uareled. hiw
u KpU nnJ glRKeu ti ,vour utitlia fjtUfirtlnn i
our tiFfl-!.) eudtmor to eet relief fiom rutirrt
iimu llrUua' Alluvlitor ftrt'onllnj; in dlipeiluutt. Tli
t Ithy U1H8K or inuf-oua Mill ba luitueillitvl) cxp.l
u, nnd tne inlLiined Furucd s-vtued. tun m.v
jrklunlth di light, tbd h.id Ivtli natural n.il
i'.u rovlied. for it cure lit .ure t(i tollow thw u i
turn uicrcpal'le. ntluiiillir mid r-lut. renifiH.
i tin rt-liel mtn curof Uwunt aud luux liiswiws; bu
(lOthin Unn Wen o euilnentl uietflul. nr o
rrtltii'J such a wldo colvtiity, nx ltrlb' Tlnu,.,
ilia JUiiug iienier.
f1rfvhciV THE excruciating pain
U l90 b3I prtnlHml l.y corns tho Wucott
vva ntr twincloE from Uunloim, tti
plerclup, distrain,: p.itu fcoui Inirrowitig NalU
Hiiimt n desirlbt'd. Thnucindi mfler, not ktiuv
in,: there Is n euro, llrlh com mid Munlm
neinedif are ik acid cr jviia-h roinpoitndo, ln
Tvt reilrti)lB( (ooimntj hi u eueciuii, nmi jumi;
iiftU t)it fuccHnn. thuy tbiio H-rned fnnu mi nj
.lecMlve jhiMIc. 'llic Curu'he is n heallu oln
nout; ImmedUte ret iff Ik obtained by ltd appllnl
iliii,uud it will rMiHitiVtfty euro tlietorRt ia$no
lestered rorn-( Intlanied nnd uU-erated bunluiiM
.lm Mreht ttn-tep, thd Jaryrst andi-everestbii-tercx
(he most tutteiifUo callosities on thawjlyn-r heel,
of tlio fetitunenualled lu thocura of cuildbJ' iti
or trotted feet, Itio Alleviator for ordlariry torn"
.md preventing ineir Kruiaiion is Husoiutei un
uafled by ftuytbliiuer known. A Bit forllrisui:
uemodlys. TaKo uo other,
fl5S 5C1 ? lT'S AU' VEUY WELL,
H B8fi?i Vtoti not troubled tnttinL it istiutf,
a. ilt!)tttfiavt ilttt torihit rtatm
the unfurtunalt mJJ'trer. uft very. little tympalhy
VhtaymiytfTophetitvt ar 'cannot be vivtU -lOftw
tiantht torture endured bv millions tohoaretroutUu
tvtth internal bleating, external and itching ,jd.
diatt Jiuuiisjor tuyrrtrer. unjg$ s v inmeaie
ire mild, $atcandsurc.
fWiiinti V ARE THE MOST PLKX
'd i6B S ESN UfulUndvf grain in the marki-t
v W i;,.lTv one lint a tupjiy , from
the three vear eld thildtn the atandtirt xtraitnt on
a hundred: ttulith. hdtidtome vnunn ladies whodaitu
pronffHiMie jasinmuiwe resort; mutate a m matrons;
fiia matat, arettea up to appear young anu ffav;aan
tli. milk thttr vHilmtkaOiert. and invtniiabU walk
ing (tick; tho clergyman, merchant, clerk; artisan
and mechanic, of alt ages and stations, harea Ji.lt
supply of corns, bunions, bud naUs.andottterlMUher
ationsofUte f,et, all of whichart banished and cured
by the use of Jiriggs's Cbrn and Bunion Jlantdkt,
Aiicviaior una luraure, uy
A. J. DUIILING, Druggist,
Lelilghton, Pa
Jlay 9. 1874 ly.
C5 S I
In order to closo out present stock.
tlio undersigned respectfully announces
to tne citizens or .Leuigiiton ana vlclul
ty'tliit ho lins.
Marked Down Prices
of all kinds of Goods to about cost,
and will Sell
IIo lias In stock a largo assortment of
Dry Guuiiii,
Groceries,
I'rovlsilouN,.
luccuNyvnro,
Iliirdtvarc,
and n. variety ot other articles too num
erous to enumerate.
If you deslro to seeuro
Iow Is your Timo A Small Sum of
Money will Uuy a Largo Quantity of
Goods I
Store OpposIto.L. & S. Depot,
BANK-street, lehighton, Penna.
" Z. II. I,6NG, Agent
TiLQnstAN AitNEit, Assignee.
JIarcU'28, 1871.
jfiii ,1 la.i n'--"-i
Br. J. Walkfer's California
Yincga Bitter? aro :a'pnrolylV6ff-,
otabloprot)aratlort,nladc( Chlotly from
tho nativo horbb fdund on .tho low.er;
rangca'of tho Sierra Noyaija rapun
tains of California, tho mcdlqinal,
propcrticsi of which, aro extracted
thcrofrom wlthput jtho uso of, Alcohol.
Tho question is almost dally hsked,
"Wliat is tho canso of 'tho uupar
allolcd success of Vinegar Bit
acEitsiv Our answer. Js, .that, tlipy,
romovo tho causo, of discaso, and
tlio patient, recovers Ms henlfh.' Thoy
aro ' tbo griat blood1 purifier ttnd a
life-giving' prlnclplo, a Tioifect Reno
vator, aud luylcorator of tho system.
Ifovpr boforo In tuo history of tho world
has a mcdlcirio been ctrffiponhded pos
Bossing tbo romarkablo qualitlos of Vim
uqab 13iTTEits ,In, healing, tbo siok of
every, disease man Is heir to. They aro
a gentle Purgative n4 well as ft Tonic,
rchoving Congestion or Inflammation: of
tbo Liver and yieceral Organs, in Bilious
Diseases. ,
Tho properties of Dr. "Walk
er's ViirEOAB lliTTElis aro Apnrienf, Dia
phorotio, 'Carminative, iKutritious, Laia
tivo, Diurotie, Sedatlvo, Conntor-Irritanf,
Sudorifie, Alterative, and Anti-Biliou''.
Grateful Thousands proclaim
Vinegar Bitters tho most wonder
ful Invigorant that over sustained
tho sinking 8761001.
No Person can take theso Bit
ters according to directions, and ro
main Ipng .unwell, provided their
bones aro not destroyed by mineral
poison or other moans, and vital or
gans wasted beyond' repair.
Bilious, Kcniittcnt, and In
termittent Fevers, which' aro so
provalent in tho valloys of our great
iiycrs throughout tho United States,
especially thoso of tho Mississippi,
Ohio, Missouri, Illinois, Tennessee,
Cumberland, Arkansas, Red, Colo
rado, Brazos, Rio' 'Grande, Pearl,
Alabama, Mobile, Savannah, .Ro
anoUo, James, and many others,
with their vast tributaries, through
out our' cntiro country during tho
Summer and Autumn; and remarka
bly so during seasons of' unusual
Vat and dryness, are'inv'ariably ac
companied by oxtensivo derange
ments of tho stomach and, liver,' and
othor abdominal viscera. In their
treatment, a purgativo, .osortlng a
powerful infldouco upon thoso vari
ous organs, is ossontially nocossary.
Thcro Is no cathartic for- tho purposo
equal to Dr. J. Walker's Vinegar
Bitters, as they will spoodily1 remove
tbo dark-colored viscid matter with' which
tho bowels aro loaded, at tho same timo
stimulating tbo secretions of tho liver,
and generally restoring the healthy func
tions of tho uigostivo organs. ,'
Fortify ;tho body against dis
caso by purifying all its fluids with
YineoAk BifTERs. No epidemic"' can
tako bold of a system, thus fore-armed.
Byspepsia or Indigestion, Head-
acho, Tain in tho Shoulders, Coughs,
Tightness, of tho Chost, .Dizziness, Sour
Eructation3 of tho Stomach, Bad Taste
iii tho Mouth, Bilious Attacks,., Palpita
tion of .tho Heart, Inflammation or tho
Lungs. Fain.in tho reeion of tho Kidneys,
'and' a hundred bthfcr painful' symptoms;
aro tho offsprings of Dyspepsia. One bot
tlo will provo a better gixiran too. :of its
.merits than a lengthy advertisement.
Scrofula, or King's EyiVWhlto
Swellings Ulcers, Erysipelas, Swelled
Keck, Goitro, Scrofulous Inflammations,
Indolent Inflammations, Mercurial affec
tions, Old Sores, Eruptions of the Skin,
Soro Eyes, etc. In theso, as in all other
constitutional Diseases, "Waiker's Vm
eoarBitters havo shown their great our
ativo powers, in tho .most-obstmato and
lntractablo cases. ,
For Inilammatory and Chronic
IUiCUinntistti, Gout, Bilious, Remit
tent and Intermittent' Fevers, Diseasos
of tho Blood, Liver, Kidneys and Bladder,
theso Bitters bavo no. equal. Such Dis
eases aro caused by Vitiated Blood.
Mechanical Biseases. Persons
engaged in Taints and Minerals, such as
Plumbers. Tvne-sotters, Gold-beaters and
Miners, as they advanco in lifo, Are sub-
cct to paralysis of tha Bowels. To guard
against ' this,, tako a dose 'of 'WAlxeb's
y ineo ar hitters occasionally.
For,Skini,Biseasos, Eruptions,
Tetter, Salt-Kheum, Blotches, Spots, Pim
ples, Pusftiles, Bolls; Carbuncles, Ring
worms, 'Scald-head, 'Soro Eyes, Erysipe
las,! Itch, Scurfs, Discolorations of tbo
Skin, Humors and Diseasos pf the Skinof
whatever name' or naturo, aro literally
dug up and carried ont of the system in a
short timo by tho. two of theso Bitters.
Tin, Tapo,.and,otlier"yonns,
uxking in tbo system., of so piany, thou
sands, dro effectually destroyed and' re
'moved. NO systom of medicine, nd'ver
mifuges, no anthelmintics will free tho
system from worms, liko theso Bitters,
For Fcmajo Con)plaints, in young
or old, married oV singlii, at' the dawn of
womanhood, or'thd'tum of life) tbeSe'Ton
la Bitters display so decided an inflnenco
that improvement is soon perceptible.
Cleaiiso tho Yitiated Blood
Whenever you find its irdpurities bursting
through tho skln In 'Pimples', Bfudtions,
or Sores; cleanse it when you find itob
f tructod and sluggish in the veins; cleanse
it when it U foul; your'febllngs will L tell
you when. Keep the bl6od nnre, ana tSo
health of tho svatem will follow.
11. II. MrDONALD Hi CO.,
Dnijtgliti & Ora; A gW., Ban Franclico. CsHCw.
Dia, dc cor. of WMkluston ai Cbarltui WH-f-gold
hy nil l)ruggll PF,-
W" IIY, OH, tfUY will you suffer
with that Couah or Cold? when
relief may b had lofmedlately by using
DURLING'S Compound Syrup' ot, Tar
Wild Cherry snd lforehound.