The Civil Rights Bill. A sapient
looklog darkey, oscillating between
twenty and twenty-five summers, over
took an old negro on the street tho other
day, and wcdglnghlm In a fenco corner
procoeucu, to acquaint him with all tho
gorgeous provisions of the Civil Rights
Din. xoung Africa Imparted to o!d Afrl
ca a fund of valuable information,
thosly:
"Well, Undo Billy, Summer's swlvll
rigius Dili dun passed do Senate ob do
united btates wldout a murmur."
"Isdatso, Joslai?"
"Jess so, Undo Billy. And say Uncle
Jiiuy, wo colored pussons Is gwine to
seo whoso pervlslons is In do pot. We
nro gwlno to bo allowed to ride free on
de railroads, smoko in do ladles' cars
and putour feet on dopurcusslons ob de
seats wheneber wo pleaso."
"Is dat so, Joslar?"
"Jes so, Undo Billy. Andsay, Uncle
Billy, wo's gwlno to be allowed to stop
at do hotels and set at do head ob de
table, and hab do biggest slices ob do
chickens, and lay around in do parlor
and spit on de carpets, and, make do
white trash hustle demselvcs and wait
on us wldout gurmblin'i and wheneber
do boss ob do concern shoves a bill at
us, we'll hab liitn sent to Washington
aud obscured in do plenipotentiary."
"Is dat so, Joslai?',
'Jess so, Uncle Billy. And say,,
Uncle Billy, wo's gwlno to bo allowed
to go to do whito schools and set up on
de platform wld do teacher and lcaru
gebography, trlgger-manometry, ge
hominy, Latin, Dutch, Creech, Cho
ctaw, algeebra, rheumatics, do rule of
thrlco mdde diarrhea."
"It dat so, Josiar?"
"Jess so, Undo J?ll)y. Andsay Undo
Billy, wo's gwlno to be allowed to bo
buried In Italic coffins -wld looking
glasses on top obdem, and dey will hab
to carry us on a hearso to de grabeyard
and bury us on top ob do whlto folks,
so when do day ob resurrection am ai
rived and do angel Gabriel come tootin'
along, he'll sing out troo his trumpet,
"-111 you coloied gemmen rise fust!"
And so, Uncle ZHlly do perwlsiona ob
dat bill."
"What's dat you say 'bout perwis
ions, Josiar?"
"Weil, Undo Billy, as I was gwine
on to state, de perwislons, ob dat bill?"
"Stop right dar Josiar. Tou say
dero's pcrwlslons In dat bill?"
"Jess bo, UudeBlIly. De perwislons
ob do bill."
"Stop right dar, Joslah. Ef dere's
perwislons in dat I 111, I want a sack ob
flour dls berry mlnnit. Darn de smokin
In do Indies' car, an' do gebography,
and de Latin, an' do italic coffins! I
want do perwislons, Jostarl Doy's all
dero is In de bill dnt'j wuff a darn
cent!"
Call loans Those that are called for
In vain.
To please n woman let har do as sho
pleases.
A roof which covets a very noisy
tenant The roof of tho mouth.
Fast young ladles complain that the
stason Is terribly backward for new
bonnets.
Mrs. Mala'prop says she "dosen't
want to vote because she could not bear
tho shock of tho electrical franchise."
An organ grindersays ho doesn't un
derstand how any cultured musical
mind can object to selections from
Handel if It does turn with a crank!
A fellowln Mauch Chunk who dedar.
od he could namo any liquid blindfold
"gavo It up," when ho was handed a
sip from the pump. "It reminds me."
ho said, of something I have tasted In
ray youth, but for tho llfo of me I can't
tell what It is."
A married man, hearing that the eat
ing of certain kinds of animal food would
aid the samo tissues of the human body
as, for Instance, calves' brains would
nourish the eater's brains, or beef's liver
the eater's liver immediately gavo
strict orders at his family market that
no more tongue of any kind bo sold to
bis wlfo or mother-in-law.
"Our boy Fred," says a correspon.
dent "has a One lot of hens, and takes
great care of the eggs. One night on
coming from school ho found the cook
had rifled every nest of Its contents,
even to tho nest eggs. Fred was in a
terrible stato of mind and sobbed out,
'Andob, father, If you'll bellevo it,
Bridget even cooked up tho hen's pat
terns, and they won't be ablo to lay a
good shaped egg this summer.'"
A Sunday School Inquiry and answer
may be told as follows: "Tommy
Howell, can you tell mo what is meant
by tho word miracle, so oftpn nsi in
tho Bible which you now hold in your
iianur- "les, Miss Harvey, I think I
can. Ma says it you and Captain
Smith, who was with you at tho l'res-
bylerlan plcnlo, don't marry soon It will
uo a miracle."
"Who's there?" said Jenkins, ono
cold winter night, disturbed In his r.
poso by some onekuockliignt tho street
uoor. "A friend," was tho answe
" hatdo you want?" "Want to stay
hero all night." "Queer taste, ain't It?
Hut bUy there by all moans," was the
benevolent reply.
TT K. IlICKr.IlT,
" . Opposlto L. & S. Depot,
On tho East Weissport Canal Bank,
Respectfully Informs the citizens of this
vicinity timt lie Keeps constantly on
ond, and Is selling at tho very lowest
juarxct rrices, me very ucst uranu or
Flour &Feel?
f ALSO, DEALER IN
JLTJMlBlEIS,
For .Building and other purposes, which
ho guarantees to bo
Thoroughly Seasoned
And to Sell nt tho
VERY LOWEST RATES.
CralS Coal XX
Wholesale and Retail nt tho very Low
est oasn rrices.
Holms also a number of very cllclbly
located
m -m -mm
5
In RICKETtTSTOWN, Franklin Twp.,
which ho will sell on very Ensy Terms.
nug. 0, 73-yl J. K. RICKERT.
TILLIArVJ KEMERER,
w" Corner of
Bank & South 8ts lehighton, Pa.,
, Keeps a full lino of
Comprising Ladles' Dress Goods, Black
ana uoiored Alpacas, Ginghams,
Prints, SlUrtlngs Sheetings, &c.
of every grade and price.
CARPETS AI
In grei
j CLOTHS,
'y.
G-rocei
FrOVifMS9
Teas, Coffee?, Sugars, Spices, Fruits,
Hams, Shoulders, Side-Meat, &u.
Country
Produce
Bought, Sold or Exchauged
HAB. DW A R E
For Building and other purpose? In
gitiii variety oi mo uesc quality.
All CrnmlR wnrmntpfl nq rurtrnenntoil
and prices fully ns low as elsewhere.
niirn u, ioio-yi
Would respectful
ly announce toj
his friends nml
tho public in general, that ho has open
ed a first-class
Livery & Sale Stable.
and that ho can furnish Horses, Buggies
unu uurnnges or mo ucst descrlpllon,
for Pleasure, Business or Funeral pur
poses, at verv Reaionnhlit r.h
and on short notlco. HAUL1NU doiu'i
at short notice and on short notlco. In
connection he will also continue his
Carriage Manufactory
where tho people can get their Carriages
or ItKPAIKED on short notice and at
reasonable, prices.
Tho undersigned respectfully an.
nounces that bo has been appointed
Agent for tho
Universal Wringer
AND
Doty'sClothes Washer.
These are undoubtedly tho best Wash
era and Wrlnnftrfi In fit.. ...nt-im
our ladles nro invited to call and set
mem.
L. F. Kleppinger,
Car. JlAttV nml Tunv ci-..i
Feb. 22, 1873. Lehighton. Pa. '
BUILDER & CONTRACTOR
HANK STltKhT, LEIIIOHTON, 1'A,
ReSneCtfllllv nminilnnoa In i.UUn
of Lehighton and vicinity that ho Is
now nrennrpri tn mntran a.
- fc . - w. t.i.w VI4 UU U,CVi-
tlon of dwellings, churches, school-
jiuusus, anu oiner uuiuungs. Also, that
ue Keeps constantly on Hand n full as
sortment of oveiy description of
Jjumber X
consisting of flooring, siding, doors,
sash, blinds, shutters, moldings, &c,
nuitii no is ini-pureii to iurnisu at the
very lowest maiket rates.
i-aironage respectfully solicited.
1,, w- "EX.
Lehighton, May 17, 1373. ly
jLOVK AM) VUUU.
Charles Trainer
Respectfully Informs the peoplo of Le
highton that he has most Excellent
Flour lor Sale ;
AISO. COOd KRFn nf nil M.,.l
STRAW In the bundle. He Is also
prepared to do anv kind of
Hauling and Plowing
. DMUIb UUUCU.
LEHIGH (2d) STREET.
Lehighton, Pa. March 28-ly
A New Idea!
.A.
WILSON
SHUTTLE
FOR
50 Dollars ! !
FARMERS,
MERCHANTS,
MECHANICS,
0 AND
EVERYBODY
Buy the World-Renowned
I Mil!
THE
BEST IN THE WORLD!
ESTTho Higlicst Premium raa
awarded to it at
VIElsTaSTA.;
Ohio Stato Fair;
Northern Ohio Fnlrj
Amcr. Institute, N. Y.J
Cincinnati Exposition;
Indianapolis Exposition;
St. Louis Fair;
Louisiana Stato Fair;
Mississippi Stato Fair;
nud Georgia Stato Fair;
FOR BEING THE
BEST SEWING MACHINES,
aud doing tho largest and best
rango of work. All other
Machines in tho Market
wero in direct
COMPETITION ! !
tWFor Hemming, Fell
ing, Stitching, Cording,
Binding, Braiding,
Embroidering, Quilt
ing and Stitching fine
or heavy goods it is
unsurpassed.
Whore wo have no Agents
wo will deliver a Machine
for the price named above,
at the nearest Rail Road
Station of Purchasers.
Needles for all Sewing Ma
chines for Sale.
Old Machines taken in Exchange,
Send for Circulars, Price
List, &c, and Copy of the
Wilson Refleotor, one of the
best Periodicals of tho day,
devoted to Sewing Ma
chines, Fashions, General
News and Miscellany,
Agents "Wanted
ADDIIE8S,
Wilson Sewing Machine Co.
CLEVELAND, OHIO.
gnusonniK pou
The Carbon Advocate,
-Th Cbeipeit rpr la the Loblgfc Vllej
Only On Dollar a Year.
Sewing
Mac
'OB CAN
Save 20 Per Cent.
By getting jonr
JOB PRINTING
Done at tho Office ot tho
Carbon Advocate,
IN HEINTZELMAN'S BUILDING.
Bet. the P. 0. nd L. II. n. K. Depot,
r.clilglilon, Carlton Co., V
Wo havo Just received a large and ele
gant assortment of
Of the latest styles together with n
supeilor stock of
OAEDS, BILLHEADS,
ENVEL0PE8, NOTE PAFEB,
And a variety of other
PRINTING MATERIAL,
And can now giv6 our patrons first
class work at prices ut least
20 Per Cent Lower
Than any other OEQco In this section.
Give TJ a Trial, and be Convinoed.
tS"Tho patronage of the public is
respectfully solicited.
THE CARBON ADVOCATE,
A 21-oolumn Local Taper, and tho only
newspaper
Entirely Printed In (he County,
Is published every Saturday mornlu ga
$1 a Year in Advance,
Or ll.CO If not paid in advance Tho
Apvooate, with Its large aud In
creasing circulation, is ono
of the very
Dit Mcdlumi for AdvertUlug
In this Section, Rates furnished on
application.
H. V. MOBTHIMER,
Lehighton, Carbon Coanty, Pa.
Iron in the Blood
MAKES THE WEAK STRONG.
The Peruvian Syrup, a Protect
ed Solution of the Protoxide of
j.rvii, js so comomcu os to itavp
the character of an ailment, as
easily tllffcstcd and assimilated
with the bipod as tho simplest
joou. at increases mo quantity
nf 7CVf,'o fit... 1Ti ilt.
Agent, Iron in the blood, and
viiri:.. "luiiuusiinu ins," sunjnt
by Toning up, Invigorating and
i iiauziny mo susicm. Tie en
rlchcd and vitalised blood per
411 ii ri ml ....... 1' i I. .. . . .
mviliua vvury jiurit UJ lltv UVUlf,
repairing damages and waste,
scarennig out morbid accre
tions, and leaving nothlny for
uioviiou iu jcvii upon.
This Is the secret of tho won
tlpvflll Btlrrnva nPfTita 4.111. i7t
curing Dyspepsia, Liver Com'
nlaillt. Dronsv. Chronlo. Tllnr.
rliajn.Bolls.NervousAiTfcrHniis.
Chills uiul Fovcrs, Humors,
JjOSS Ot Constltlltlonnl Vltror.
Diseases of tho Kidneys and
Bladder, ITemalo Complaints,
unu ait. diseases originating in,
a bad state of tho blood, or ac-
comnanled bit tlebtllt.n ni'ti.Inm
state of the system. Jiclng frco
j runt jnconoi, tn any jorm, its
energizing effects arc not fol-
tlon, but are iicrmanent, Infu-
biiiu KLiciiyiu, vigor, ana, new
"u iiim iui jiirm vj aiu sysicni
and building up an Iron Con.'
fttltllflmt .
Thousands have been changed
by the use of this remedy, from
wcaJc, sickly, suffering crca-
itirvs, iu strung, ncaiiny, ami
happy men and women: and
i.iiutivi.iLrt t:ii.iM.ntir. ?tnsniiri in ii fisc
iiatc to give it a trial.
See that each bottln 7mn ncm i
VIAN SYRUP blown in tho glass.
ramplilots Free.
SETH W. FOWLE L SONS, Proprietors
IVo. 1 Milton Place, Bottom
Sold by DxtuaaisTs oNrallt
f-JjJkfX iilCV Vl(i) h.r uii I lie urn !
tf) B 1 V I V il V "u "f i rii. ft,T Iutii
il epit nii'i giuae'l t your untii-H Milsfu-tlnn i
our vrls fiultivorH to Kft rnlif fiom rntarr1
u ltrlw' Allevhldr.iiT'inlltm to tHrectlonn. Tt
Lltliy uwisHof uiurt'U4 w 1 1 1 1h tmuittlinteh expt-l
t-d, ntxl tho InfUmyJ Kurfira KHtlied. Iliu f
pirkl.wlih dii),it, IIih h-iii twh iinturnl nifnl
t"ri rt wtf. for n curt U mra to follow IUh ue i
thw t:r'0.it lu. Ktlentlt.niititl nit U rrinedy.
t -M UC 1 1 Una been s.tl
u ii-mmw. mmU.Kh.ie Ubii oifer-d f
tia rtrliut anu turn of brtut nud luiij dlieustin; li
lOtllllibtS bfttl rO CUllltntit ktliVOflul. Of u
jihit'd such it v,Ue itflulrity, hs Itrtg' Thio.
.ltd Luna Uralvr.
Corns! j
ITIIE excruciating pah
nic twinirini? fimn' lluntotifi. 1 1 j
plerclcp, dlKlrt-Itu ptlii from Imrrowlng Null-
caii not t deftrrlDfd. XbdUKind' suffer, notkno
Inir llitrn Is a cure. HiIjxr corn nnd Ilunln
n'etiiedles are no acid rr potash couipoinidKt lm
rtre reliaMe, MHtlilnir, tn-d tllectuil, ami Juttl
uir-rlt the iiucreffs Ihey bnv earned froui an a
Irectthe pul llc. Iht (Iuraie 1 n healing oin
nieut; Imiut-dHttt rtllttf U olitalitfd bv itsappllcn
(iuii.aud tt w III ptwlllwly cuio (lit) worst vatwit i
tttred orup, Inltained and ulcerated hunluiiK
ihd ioreut inEtep, l he largest nd wvert-l blstr
(be most exttifho calluttlcBn tho uextr httei
uf tho feet; uuequ iltdj In tliucum of cliildbi it.
or frosted fvet. Tlio AllbVUtor for ordinary corn
and prfTentlujS ttielr t rnutlou is absolutely un
tMiuatlt-il by au thing et er known. Ask fur llrlggt.
Itemed ies, Tak no other,
nS I gn T IT'S ALL VERY WELL,
I 1 1 1 i . c,'os'- nftt troubled to th ink it it nolU
VM ingtohavt IUi. Forthit reaton
the unfortunate tufferer attt verv littU tvmrxithv.
TheugonyvfTophttitnotor cannot be much wont
than the torture endured by millions who arc troubled
with internal bleeding, external and itching pilti.
Clad Tuiingtfor tujftrertr lirigg$'t IMe Jtemedit
are vitm, lajtanature.
fulfil ci T ARE TnE M05T PLEN
jOl MMlS m f'ul i"d of grain inthemaritl,
kj j. very ftwe ftai a luppty ( from
the three year Ud child to the grandtire verging on
a hundred; ttylith,handtomeyountj India who daily
promenade fashionable resortt jmiddk a jedviatrontj
Ud maidi, dretstd up to appear young attd gay dan-
aiet,uun ineir pauntuauiert, ana inveniuibuwalk
ina tticl: tho clerouman. merchant, clerk, artttan
and Mechanic, of all ages and stationi, havia full
luppty of corns, bunions, bud nails, and other bother'
at inns of the feet, all of which are banished and cured
by the use of Jinggt s tvrn ami jJitmon Jiemediet,
Alleviator and Curative. Sottl by
A, J. DURLING.Druggist,
Lehighton, Pa.
May 0. 1874 ly.
A TP 5ST!
In order to close out present stock,
tho undersigned respectfully announcoa
to the citizens of Lehighton and vicini
ty that ho has
Marked Down Prices
of all kinds of Goods to about cost,
aud will Sell
For Caslt Only
ITo lias in stock a largo assortment of
Drj Goods,
Groceries,
Provisions,
Quccnsvrnrc,
Ilunluaro,
and a variety of other articles too num
erous to enumerate,.
If you deslro to securo
Now Is your Tlmo A Small Sum of
Money will Buy a Largo Quantity of
Goods I
Store Opposlto L. & S. Depot,
BANK-street, lehighton, Penna.
Z. n. LONG, gent.
TiLoniiAN ArtsEU, Assignee.
March 28, 1874.
aw m maiLnimmo
Dr. J. Walker's California
Vinegar Bitters svro a purely Vcg
otablo preparation, niado chtetly from
tho natlvo herbs found on tho lower
ranges of tho Siorra Novada moun
tains of California, tho medicinal
properties of which aro extracted
thorofrom without tho uso of Alcohol.
Tho quostion is almost daily asked,
"What is tho causo of tho Unpar
alleled SUCCCSS Of VlNEGAIt HIT
TERS t" Our answer is, that they
romovo tho causo of disease, and
tho patient recovers hli health. They
aro tho great blood purifier arid n
lifo-giving principle, a perfect Kcnn
vator and Invigorator of tho system.
Novor heforo iu tho history of tho.world
has a medicine, been compounded pos
sessing tho remarkable qualitios of vis
EOAit Hitters iu healing tho' sick of
ovory disease man is heir to. They aro
a fjentlo Purgattro as well as a Tonie,
rehoving Congestion or InUamnmtion of
tho Liver and Visceral Organs, iu Bilious
Diseases.
Tho properties of Dn. Walk
er's Vinkqar llnTBRS aro Aporiont. Dia
phorotic, Carminative, Nutritious, Laxa
tive, Diuretic, Sedativo, CouDter-Irritant,
Sudorific, Alterative, and Antl-DIIIoiu.
Grateful Thousands proclaim
Vinegar Bitters tho most wondpr
ful Invigorant that over sustained
tho sinking systom;
No Person can take theso Bit
ters according to directions, and ro'.
main long unwell, provided their
bones aro not dostroyed by mineral
poison or other means, and vital or
gans wasted hoyond repair.
Bilious, Komittent, and In
tcrniittcnt Fevers, which aro so
prevalent in tho valleys of our great
rivers throughout tho United States,
especially tboso of tho Mississippi,
Ohio, Missouri, Illinois, Tenncsseo,
Cumberland, Arkansas, Red, C0I6
rado, Brazos, Rio Grando, Pearl,
Alabama, Mobilo, Savannah, Ro
anoke, James, and many othors,
with their vast tributaries, through
out our entire country during tbo,
Summor and Autumn, and remarka
bly so during seasons of unusual
oat and dryness, aro invariably ac-'
companled by extcnslvo dorango
ments of tho stomach. and livor, nud
other abdominal viscera. In thoir
treatment, a purgative, exerting a
powerful influonco upon these vari
ous organs, is ossontlally 'nocossary.
Thoro is no cathartio for tho purposo
equal to Dr. J. Walker's Vinegar
Bitters, as they will spoodily removo
the dark-colored viscid matter with which
tho bowels aro loaded, at tho samo tlmo
stimulating tho secretions of thn lintr.
and generally restoring tho healthy func
tions of the aigostive organs.
roriuy ino douv asramst dis
ease by purifvinir all its fluids with
Vinegar Bitters. No cpidemio caa
take hold of a system thus lore-armed.
Tlvcnnnoin tl Tm1tiraa4ttn tt J
acho, Tain in tho Shoulders, Coughs,
Tightness of tho Chest, Dizziness, Sour
Eructations of tho Stomach, Bad Taste
in tho Month, Bilious Attacks, Palpita
tion of tho Ilcart, -Inflammation of ths
Lungs, Pain in tho region of tho Kidneys,
and a hundred other painful svmDtoms.-
aro tho Offsprings of Dyspepsia. Ono hot
tlo will provo a better guarantee of its
merits than a longthy advertisement.'
Scrofula, or King's Evil, Whito
Swollings, Ulcers, Erysipolos, Swelled
Neck, Ooitro, Scrofulous Inflammations,
Indolent Inflammations, Mercurial affec
tions, Old Sores. Eruptions of tbo Skin.
Sore Eyes, eto. In these, as in all other'
constitutional Diseases, "Walker's Vik
EoarBitters havo shown their great cur
ativo Tiowors iu tho most obstinate and
intractable cases.
l or luiiamniatorr and Chronic
llhcuinatistn, Gout, Bilious, Remit
tent and Intermittent Fovcrs, Diseases
of tho Blood, Liver, Kidneys and Bladder,
theso Bitters havo no equal. Such Dis
eases aro caused by Vitiated Blood.
iicciianicnl Diseases. Persona
engaged in PainU and Minerals, such as
Plumbers, Tvna-scttcrs. Gold-beaters and'
Miners, a3 they advance in life, aro sub
ject to paralysis of tho Bowols. To gnortt
against this, tako a dose, of Walkeb's
vineoar hitters occasionally.
t or Skin Diseases. Eruptions.
Totter, Salt-Ithoum,Blotcbos,Spots, Pim
ples, Pustules, Boils, Carbuncles, Ring
worms. Scold-head. Sore Evos. Errsine-
las, Itch, Scurfs, Discolorations of tba
Skin, Humors and Diseases of tho Skin of
whatever namo or nature, are literally
dug up and carried out of tbo system in a
short tlmo by tho uso of theso Bitters.
rin. 1 lino, and otlinr Wormn.
forking in the system of so many thou
sands, aro offectuaUy destroyed and re
moved. No system of medicine, no ver
mifuges, no anthelminitics' will frco tho
system from worms like these Bitters.
iorioinaloLomnlnhits. invormn
or old. married or einglo, at tho dawn of
womanhood, ortho turn of llfo, theso Ton
lo Bitters display so decided an inftueaco
that improvement is soon perceptible.
Cleanso tho Vitiated Blood
wbonover you find Its impurities bursting
through tho skin In Pimplos, Eruptions,
or Soros; cleanso it when you find it oh
ftructed and sluggish in tho veins j cleanse
it when it is foul; your feelings will ttU
ou wacn. ivecp mo mooa pure, ana ina
ealth of tho system will follow,
n. n. McDonald .t co..
PruggUt & On. Agts., San Frnnoiioo. Cslifo
nla, k cor. of Washington and Cliarlton 8U,N.Y.
w
IIY, OH, WHY will you suffer
with that Couch or Cold? when
relief may b bad Immediately, by using
nirttT.TVrVe rtniii..nil Rvrnn nf T.
Wild Cherry nnd Horehound.