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Why.ls'a drunkard's fact) like n vol
cano? Because It shows Hie eruptions
m mu ciaier.
Ho whn tnVns nn Ofil 41, a fnll nml n
woman by tlx) tongue, Is nuru to comu
... i i i
i-iiiiny-llUNUCU.
Till) lftfc lll.tPtt 111 xvlttnl, In 1ni ft-ll...
milk of Iniiimn kindness Is In tliu jWlo
OI CIVI1IZHU0I1,
A Frenchman Intelicllnu to comnli
ment n yuung lady by calling her a
Kei uo lamu, aiu "Sue is ono mutton
us is small,"
Men who are hungry for damnees
should tukn warning' from the luck of
a Cincinnati man, Ho was called
"dead beat" and tho jury days that it
nurt lilm Just leu cents' woith.
Aciusader's picket In Tinin, Ohio,
recentlyidid some active service. Two
young men In n tahion had piosre&std
from aligry words tu blown, and had
Just drawn their revolvers. All twe
masculines present evaporated through
tho frontdoor, buttne crusading picket
entered the (.aloon, sepaiated thw com
batants, and gave them such an empha
tic talking to that they retired abashed.
Kome, May in. Tho Pope to-day
received a number of Cardinal!, IlUh
ops, and other eminent dignitaries of
the Church. In reply to one of the
visltoM.from Ame ici, he animadvert
ed severily on the Governments of Mexi
co and Gu.Uemali.i for permitting the
bitter persecutions ,of the Church in
these countries. Tho Tope appeared to
be fatigued, and was unable to give
audience to all the delegations which
waited upon him.
The, wheat crop. In the San Joaquin
vallev. Cal.. U IltlPlttttt flit-mi fir fi.iiw
feet high, and In one locality llejd of
i.OOU acres Is .covered with wuvlug
grain breast high.
A S.ivannnli dancing master has
entered suit agatn-t the Suvummh and
Skhlaway Jtollroad for s?100 damages
from the, fuilureof the train to take hiiii
to his dancing class oil time.
Crematory ace "O, mal mat John
ny's got tho urn and is bpllllng pa's
ashes over the floor!" "0, what n
liaughtyJohunyl Get the feather duster,
and sweep your pojr father rluht unl"
A Tale student has written a twelve.
verse poem, entitled, "We kissed each
other by the sea." ' Wei; wh.it of it?"
risks a Western Journalist; "the seaside
is un better lor such practice than any
other locality; In fuct, we have put in
some very'Hwcet work of' that kind on
the tow path of a canal In our time, but
did not say anything about It In print."
A correspondent of a Npwburgh
paper writes: "We were reminded a
few day since whilo.dlgglng about the
ynrd that this Is to be locust year. Im
mense numbers of these little fellows,
nearly full giowii.arenow making their
way upward, and aie within eight to
ten inuhes.of tlmnurfucu ot the ground.
They will probably put m their appear
mice some time In June. They eomo
every heveuteen years."
Beginning' of a Judge's charge In
Jowar "Gentleman of 'the' Jury, you
must now quit eating peauuts and ut
tend to the case."
A Southern paper says that General
Fofrest, "the brjllant Confederate cav.
arlj leader," Is nowengngod in hauling'
wood to Memphis, dilving the team
h!msef.
Quaker City etiquette: Two young
men stopped In tliu btreet to converse
to conversH
.....i u w.ium, ui young males, when
they separated, the gents discovered
that one of the misses had sewed'thelr
coat-tails together.
A luckless undergraduate i on being
examined Tor his degree, and IhIUiii! in
every subject upon whUh.hu was tried,
complained that he had not been ques
tioned on the things he knew. The ex
aminer tore off about mi inch of paper,
aLdjpusliliig it toward him deslied him
to write upon it all hu knew.
At the lust grand ball' a Wyoming,
Miss was attired In a buff gro's-
gralnod buckskin dress, with army
blanki t overskh t, bottom looped up with
b-ckakin strings cut bias. Hair dressed
n la Rod Cloud, in which was tttlned u
few sprigs of sage bnisli, the whille'
secured behind in a bunch with a band
uoiiie pin made with a pluo splliiter und
a buftalo's ear.
In a certain town of Massachusetts
was im did-lash loued country tavein
kept bj'nn inveterate- wag named Davis'.
On a cold wintry day a good-tooklng
Irishman, who was passing thUUgh the
village, called at tho tuvern to warm
himself. The landlord', and teveinl ot
his neighbors sat cozily chatting befcre
the lire, and politely made way (or the
traveler to take a seat nmong them.
"A coiAld day," said he. Alliuued in.
animously. "An' what's tliu news?"
says he. "Theru Is nothing now," re
piled tho host, '.only"-ln his dry way
"they bay .the devel's Mead.. i'Au'
ttiro," say.-. Pat, "this Is news Indade."
Alu r a whilqhcrobe, walked iicio.m the
roum, plactd boiueeoppers on (lit-bai re
turiKd lo llio tiie nnd lesumed lib seat.
The landlord ah-p liming guiiK to the
bar, Inquiud ul the tiaveler what he'd
have Jo mink lor his uiuuoy, "K0i hlng
t at nil, was thv reply. "Why?
then did jou lay this money here'"
"An'.buie, fair," replied Put, "if the
eii-iem In me own ccutiiluy, wn a
chap loses his daddy, to give him aiew
tij i-i-ie 10 linj. i,,m .,;iy lux the wake,"
"Slio loved him for himself." Per
hapSi'ihat wasn't hr lault. Rut ti e
lact was he had iiolliingelsu to be lou.il
for. bl;e. niairil-d' him. . And btlll bhe
loved him lor himself. He gave her not
bo much us a bliigle.dollar to aid on her
Jove. Last week he returned home full
of whiskey as a barre-and undeitooft
to Mssert Ids malily bway In too violent
a way. In lad, heilellb'eraiely punch
ed her In the eje. This wus what turn
ed her love tu gal) and made her luke
up ihu wash bund, on which she e.irned
lui Owl und Ids fUppuit, and belabor
him with it imtlltheru wo very lue of
the bund lellj una his head looked Jlke
u pumpkin which boyalmd been using
"1 " foolball. Huvi Viuiis a lliing ioc
luuibilt and wllo. Cucb aie some of the
liictuslslcucea of the humau feinlulue.
K. hick hut,
Opposite L. & S. Depot,
On tho East Wcissport Canal Back,
Respectfully Informs the citizens f this
vicinity that he keeps constantly on
nml, and, Is selling at tho very lowest
Market Prices, the very best brands of
ALSO, DEALKtl
TWBWESMESL '
For Building and other purposes, which
he guarantees to be
Thoroughly Seasoried
And to Sell at tho,
VEttT LOWEST RATES.
: 'cairx
Wholesale and Retail at the very Low
est uisii 1'iices.
IIo has also a number of VervelMhlv
luciucu
In RICICERTSTOW,V, Franklin! Twp'.,
which no win sen ott very JSasy Terms.
nug. !), '73-yl J. K. UlCKKltT.
WILLIAM KEMRER,
wv Corner of
Bank'& South 3ts.. Lehighton, Pa.,
Keeps a fulllne of
Comprising Ladles' press Goods, Black
and Colored llp'aeas, Gliigliauis,
Prints ShlrtlligsSlieeting's, Ac. '
of every1 grade and -price. '' '
CARPETS a:
In gre.
Oil cloths,
v ! 'ly.
Teas', CoffeeivSuga-s, Spices, Fruits,
Ilauis, Shoulders, Sldo-Mcat, &.
Bought, Sold or Exchanged
H A RDWAR E
For Bulldlnc and oilier
great vurfety uf tliu best quality.,
ill nnmla in ! rilhil .- .... ii
nml prices fully as low as el&ewhire. '
April G, itJ7U.yl' ' '
la
Would respectful
iv nnnouucu to
'the mibl Win ZUi . w
.i ' nk." ,Z" ' "
ed a ll'r'bt-class
Livery & Sale Stable.
and thai he can furnish Horses. Biiiigles
mm iiinnges oi inu Dest description,
for Pleasbie, Business or Funeral pin
poses, ..ati very Reasoiiahle Chargei,
and m short notice. HAULING done
nt bhortjiotlco and on bhgtt. notice. ,Iu
eonnectloii ho wll) nlso'contluue his
Carriage Manufactory
where the nennWnn m.t fhi.li. ',i..rinJ
Vfupgles, Wagons, etc., inane to order,
or RKPAIHED on sliort ik.Hpm ....! !
reasonable pi Ices.,
The Uliderslfrned
nouuees that he has been nnnomted
Agent tor the- " ' -
Universal ' Wringer
Doty'sOiotliesWasher.
Thebo are iindoubtKlly the best Wash
ers and Wringers In tho inaiket, and
our ladles aie invited tn enll m .1 u...
them.
L. P. Kleppinger,
Uar.HASK nml ninM sir..i
Feb. 22, 173. Lehlghton. Pa. '
W. TlSo BUS,
BUILDER & CONTRACTOR
HANK STULKT, LKIUOlllD.N.I'A.
Resnei'tfullv nniiniiiifi t.. t . .iw,.,.o
of Lehlghton and vicinity .that llll iS
now prepared, to contract for the erec
tion llf ll W.'l llll
houses, and other hulldlim-f. Also, that
no Keeps consiantly on hand a full as
sortiu. nt of .eveiy description of
conslstlnu of llooilnir. rUU
I'sah, blimls, shutters, mejdlnus. Ac.
Which he Is prepaied tu finish at the
very lowest inaiket nites. ' '
Patronage respectfully .solicited.' '
,W. it. REX.
Lelilghton, May. 17, 1U7U. ly
lAivti a.u ixi:u.
Charles Trainer
Respectfully Informs the people of Le
hlghton that he has uiot Excellelit
I'loiir lor Miln ;
AHn, good FHEU of all kinds', and
S1RAW in the iiundle. lie is' also
prepared to do any kind of
Hauling and' Plowing
at short notice.
LKlilGU (Id) STREET,
Lchlfihtuo, Pa. March 28-ly
Save1, 20 'Per Cent.
By gettlng jonr
JOB PRINTING
Done nt tho Office of tho
IN IIEINTZELMAN'S BUILDING.
Bet. the P. 0. nil L. It. It. Depot,
. II .1 ..l " '.. 1 r.J I I
.chighton, - Curium .Co.j la
' . -ii. :i'.'ir ' -.mi
i.i.
.i . isG -t , . .1 i ::
.y.i.' -
Wo have Just received n large and ele-
' ; gaiit assortment' of'
etce w ipsi.
Of the latest styles j together with a
fcupeiior, block of
CARDS, BILLHEADS,
ENVEL0PE8, NOTE PAPEB,
And a variety of other
PRINTING MATERIAL,
And ( can 'now glv6 our patrons first
class work at pi Ices 'ut least
20 'Per' Cent Loer
Than any other Office' iii'thls section.
- . . !!il . 1. ,
'-II..
Give'U a Trial, and' be Convinced.
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ii . U, i.i v i 1
larThe. pntronace of tlio.nubllo Is
respectfully 'solicited.'
TIIE CAnnoX ADVOCATE.
A 24-coIumh Local Paper,' and tho only
; . , 'newspaper
Entirely Printed Inllie Con !-,
Is published every Saturday mornln a
$1,4 ear in Advance,
t , m . i 't . i i
1 1 1 1. 1
Or tl.COdf not paid In'- advance. The
Advocate, with its largo and in.
, creasing clrcumtloiij'lojio
, , of fho yery . ,.
licit Meilliima far AdvtrlUInK
In this Section!
alpllcatloii.
Rates furnished on
Vt JI0RTII1MER.
Lehlghton, Carbon County, Pa,
AlTewIdea!
-A.
SON
-SHUTTLE-
Sewing Mine
FOR
50 Dollars !.!
FARMERS,
MEROHAISTTS,
MEOHANIOS,
AND
EVERYBODY
Buy the World-Renowned
tub
BEST IN THE WORLD !
2TTho Highest rrciuiuni1 was
awarded to It at
"VIE iST3ST A. ;
Ohio Stato Fair;
Northern Olib Talr;
Ampr. Instltuto, N. Y.J
Cincinnati Imposition ;
Indianapolis L'xposltlon ;
St. Louis Pair J
Louisiana State Fair;
Mlsslssiopl Stato Fair
mnl Georgia Stato Falrj,
FOR BEING THE
BEST SEWING MACHINES,
and doing the largest nml licst
rango of work. All other
ilnchlucs in tho Market
wcro In dlrcot
COMPETITION ! !
tSTFor Iloviviing, Fell
ing, Stitching, Cording,
Binding, Braiding,
Embroidering, Quilt
ing cijuI Stitching fine
or heavy goods it is
unsurpassed.
"Whoro wo have no Agents
wo will deliver a Machine
for tho price named above,
at tho nearest Rail Road
Station of Purchasers.
Needles for all Sewing Ma
chines for Sale.
Old Machines taken In Exchange.
Send for Circulars, Price
List, &c, and Copy of the
"Wilson Reflector, ono of tho
best Periodicals of tho day,
dt'troted to Sowing Ma
chines, Fashions, General
News and Miscellany.
Agents Wanted
ADDBT389,
Wilson Sewing Machine Co.
CliUYEIiAND, OHIO.
gmiscumu run
The Cnilioii Advocate,
Ih Clieaprtt riper In tbe Lehigh Valley
Only Out Dollar a Year,
TIIE GKEAT JtEMEDY 3TOK
UMPTION
Avhich can bo cured by a
timely resort to this stand
ard preparation, as lias been
proved by tho hundreds of
'testimonials received by the
proprietors. It is acknowl
edged by muny proiriincnt
physicians to bo the, mos,t
rcliablp preparation cyer in
troduced for tho relief and
cure of all Lung complaints,
and is ollcrcd to the public,
sanctioned by the experience
oi oyer forty years.. "When
resorted to in season ib scl--dom
fails to cfl'cct a speedy
cure "in tile most severe
cases of Coughs, Bronchitis,
Croup, "Whooping, Qough,
Influenza, Asthma, Colds,
Sore Throat, Pains or Sore
ness in the' Chest' and 'Side,
Liver ,Complajnt,; Bleeding
lit thoLjjngs, &c. "Wistar's
Lalsam does not dry up a
Cough, and leave the cause
behind, as is tho case witli
most preparations, 'but it
loosens, and cleanses, tho
lungs,, and allays irritation.
, thus removing, the cause of
the c'omplainh
i'm:pAnKi nr
EE7II, yi, FQ7LE,: COUS, Eooton, .Ilui,,
Ai.d hy Druet'lsts nn J Dc;ilcw ccncrally,,
Stalmage, i
.m SPURGEON.
fdt T. Do Win Tnlmnso is cdl. jbl
rgj tor of "Tim ChrKllAii at
5 vork;" C. II. Spumeon, Spi- &
iSk cialcorrospondeiit. Thoyiwrlta Pi'
V fur no ullii-r paper tu Amcrlc.i. ifj
.v. Tliren ma(nlliceiit chronica. E";
,.-3 Pay larger C uisMon thai Pjt
y any ollitfr paper. CHRO" Vi
ri MOS ALL READY; hi
r-fl, Jii;M'ftailanljiii. No bi'ctloti. L-r;
J-y. nlsju., Ono nRput recently $Li
ohtaliie.l USD Mil)crlptlons in p J
r eljjhty hums nbsoluto work. Sfyt
S.iinplo copies and circulars D
m sent.lreo. ftj
t& ACRPJTS WANTED. PJ
5.S N. 0. KINO, ,l'!il.lilipr, pj
td 103 Chambers St., N. X. hi
rgjana-Om ' p
Thounderslcned Is nowselllni? tn tliri
citlens of Wi Issport and vicinity, tlio
Till) CIIOICKST,
Family Flour $125
350
(Satisfaction Guaranteed. Try It I
&r H.1UUXG of everv desciintlnn
at IteaionaMo Itates. llaL'uaL'ti lakpii
to and from tliu Itallroad Uuputs at tliu
hhur est notice.
W. F. KLOTZ,
Xear tlm Canal ttldgo, KAST WEISS-,
1'OItT, Pa. apr ll-tntf '
E. H. SiSTYDER
L.i:iIIGIlTO.V, 1 KRTX'A.,
DCALCII IK
Dry, Goods, JNbtions,
aitOCKHIKS, QUEENSWAItE,
Glassware, Hardware, .tc.,
Hay J51, 1873.
fully nunopnees that he Is better
prepared than fiVer to liuy and Sell
Iliilos, '
Call' arid'Sliccp SKIas,
Tallow and
IjnsierinV Iluir,
at his OKI, Stand, nearly opposite tho
post oiilce, llaiik,Street,',JohlKhton. j
H?" The hlghost.casu jirlces patd lor
Hi-Jen n ml Skius.
uov. 2i!. 0. E'. GREElWAtn.
WUST look at iicr Hair I Vhy,T.
thnunht It was turning Grey? So
ik wjig, mini meyiii a uoiiiH iil iimi new ;
nair lte&torer at Durllug'ii Drug Store.
X FT
r l)r, J. Wallt'tfr's Callfprhia
yinCgar lllttcr. iiro, a purely Veg- -BtaMoprcparati'on,.rahdo'chlcJly'frorii,
p
the natlyo herbs ftiiind on" tho lower '
ranges of tlio .Siqvrd Novada moun- ,
tnlns of California, "tho, in'cdlcina'i J
pronertlcs of which aro extracted
t herefrom without tlio uso or Alcphpl.
Tha'qncation-i3-nimo3t-daily-n8ketif.
TEiisf" Our answer is, that they
rcmpvo tho .cause of disoaae, audi
the patient jccpVori), liis, health. They'
aro ' tho great Hlou! pUrifie' and1 &
llfo-givinR. 'piiuciplo', a,' jieifect ItouV
vator, iiuil Invigorator of tho fcyitcrii. ;
Kover berord ill tlio hiat'orf'nf tho Wbfld
has a lnedieino been eximpoiindiid rtos- "
f essiug tho Yemark"illiI6""o;nftlItI6S"or TlJr-"
Ji'uab' Uiiters in' Tiealltig .tlio. siclMof
every. iliscasa:, map U heicitp. They aro
a Ruutlo l,trgntij'n1iw well as'a' Tonic,
lreliovimr'Coniriition' or InllnTntimtlim'n?
' tho Liver and Visceral Organs, In Biliouai T
uiseases.i j,
Tlio propprtlcsjpf fln. "Waix-
er's VifiEo.vn lliTTEiis aro A'pbrient', Dia- "
pboretic, Cahuinntivo, Xiitritious, Laxa
tive, DinrotiuV Sodativn, OouDtor.Irritant;. 1
Sudorific, Altumti,VCi,oniJ vAnti-Biliou..
Grateful, Thousahils rcto'lra 4
Vinegak .DirrEES thojnos( wpndorf
'ful Invigorarit that ,over e'ustatned'
tho isihklhg'systom'i" 1
No Person enh tako'tlicsO Bifrf' 1
ters according to dircctfons, hrid'ro
main long unwell, pr&vided th'ofrvt.;
bones nroinot dostroyed by mineral,
poison or othcr.means, and vital or
gans wasted beyond repair.'
Bilious,, ltcmittbnt,, aiid Ib
tennittcut Fevers',, which nrd 6d" "
prevalent in 'tho vhlloys of our' groat' (
rivers throughout tho United States',
especially thoso of ithoiMississippi-i
Ohio, .Missouri, Illinois, Tennesseo,
Cumberland, Arkansas, Eed, Colo- ,
rado, Urazos, Kio Grande, Eearl,' "
Alabama, Mobl)o, 'Savannah, Via
anoko, James, and hiany' others, ' '
with thoir vhst tributaries', through
out our eutiro country during tho. t.
Summer and. Autumn, and.rcmarkaj-r
bly so during seasons of "unusual'
eat and dryness, aro iiivariably'ac'-'
cuuipnmeu uy exuonsivo uerango
ments of tho stbmachi and' liver, atid"
other abdominal viscera. .JnUbcjr
treatment, n purgativo, oxorting a
liowcrful inUuoqco upon, thoso vari
ous organs, is essentially necessary, " '
There is' no cathartic for tbo'purposor -equal
to Dn. J. W-alkeh's' Vinegar'
liinniis, as theyjwill Bpoedily roniovo '
tho dark-colored viscid matter ,witli which,
tho bowels aro loaded, at tho Ba'mo timo
Btlmulating tho sdcretions bf tho liver, '
and generally restoring tho healthy funo
tions of tho SiRcsUvo organs,.
Fortify tho. body ngainst dis
ease by purifying. all( is liuids witli. ;
Vlxi:a,ui jllmxus, Ko, cpidiimui caii
tako bold of a system thus fore-armed,'
Dys'ibpsiia or Indigestion; Be'sd- -
ache, l'atu in tho Shoulders; .'Caught,. - -Tightness
of tho Chest.i pijzinoBa, Soar,
Eructations of tho Stomach, Bad Tasto ' '
im tho Mouth, Bilious Attacks, Palpita- l
.tion of tho Heart, 'Inflammation- of tho
Lungs, Tain In tho region of the Kidnoy
and a hundred other painful symptoms,
aro tbo offsprings of Dyspepsia. 'Ono bot
tle will provo a better guaranteo of its
menu inau.n.icngtny aoverusemont.i
Scrofula, or .King's Evil, 'Whito
Swellings, Ulcers, Erysipelas, .Swelled,
Xeck; Goitre, Scrofulous Inflammations; 1
Indolent IiillnmuiatlonslTbrculIal affec- .
tions, Old Eotos, Eruptions ofi.thoSkip,
Soro Eyes, cte. In these, as in all other
constitutional Diseases, TV,AlKER,s','V'i!f'.'
eoarBItters have shown their great our-,
ativo powers iu .tho must obstinate and -lutrae,tablo
cajos. . .
For IuUnnuuntory mid Chronic
Illicuniatisin, Qout, Bilious, Romit
teut and Intermittent Fevers, Diseases
of tho Blood, Liver, Kidneys ami Bladder,;
these Bitters havo no equal. Such Dis- 1
casos aro caused .by Yitiated Blood.
Mcclinnical Diseases, I'ersqns
ongaged in Paints and Minerals, such as'
Plumbers, Typo-setter, Gold-beators and
Miners, as they adranco in life, are sub'.
Ject to paralysis of ,thp Bowels. To guard,
against this; take a dosd of 'AlUEtt's
.YfrEOAit BiTTEns'ociasioually.
For Skiu. Diseases, Eruptions,
Tetter. Salt.ltlioum,Blotches,Sppt3,Pim
pics, Pustules, Boils, Carbuncles, King-,,
worms, Scald-bead, Soro Eye's, Erysipe
las. Itch, Scurft, Discolorations of tho
Skin, Humors and Diseases pf, tho Skin of, -whatever
uamo or nature, arc. literally
du.g up aud carried but of tho system ln'a
ehort tiuio by tho uso of theso Bitters..
. Tin, Tapo, and other Vorms,
urkiug in tho system of omanyijboa
sands, aro effectually destroyed ,aud re
moved. Ntt system of mcdlcino, iio ver
mifuges, no anthclminitios will freo tho '
nystem frojn worms liko- tbeso.Bitters,
ForFeiiitiloCoiiiplhints, in.yonag
or old, married or single, at tbo, dawn of
womanhood, 6;tha turn Pf life) theso Tori
io BittcrS display so decided an Influonco!
that improvement in soon perceptible,
Cleanso tho AMtlated. .Blood
whenever you lind its impuritiostjursting
thropgh tho skin in Pimples', Eruptions"
or Sores r cleanso it wbenl roU firuMt'ob.'
rtructed und sluggish in thoVain;olaaqs:
?t when it is foul; y our Mugs,, will l.tell,,
vuu (myi:, jiU'L'ji luo uuiuu pure, ttUO, IOQ
iiwiu 'ii inu bvsienrwiii ioiiow-'
.41. ii. .Milnr.Ai,U;A;,CO (T '
t: -
unteiiit 4'. (ion. Acli, Sun yYnociJco. curoi.
hiilil Ity all l)i iiunltl. ni)il,Ucl)ler4 ,
J)U. , II. 11ISUI3U,, t
PnACTICINO. rilYSICIAK ANT) krjROVOMj r 1
i)i!)ce. mm Sired, naxt.iioor hor lb HxMIm, .
lebUbton, ffc om UUr-l'rrjxUI Melt dy ,
torn 10 to 12 o'clock! remainder of lUrWoaMto