.hi. ; , rt Current ircms. Subscribe for tin Onrljnn Ail Why.ls'a drunkard's fact) like n vol cano? Because It shows Hie eruptions m mu ciaier. Ho whn tnVns nn Ofil 41, a fnll nml n woman by tlx) tongue, Is nuru to comu ... i i i i-iiiiny-llUNUCU. Till) lftfc lll.tPtt 111 xvlttnl, In 1ni ft-ll... milk of Iniiimn kindness Is In tliu jWlo OI CIVI1IZHU0I1, A Frenchman Intelicllnu to comnli ment n yuung lady by calling her a Kei uo lamu, aiu "Sue is ono mutton us is small," Men who are hungry for damnees should tukn warning' from the luck of a Cincinnati man, Ho was called "dead beat" and tho jury days that it nurt lilm Just leu cents' woith. Aciusader's picket In Tinin, Ohio, recentlyidid some active service. Two young men In n tahion had piosre&std from aligry words tu blown, and had Just drawn their revolvers. All twe masculines present evaporated through tho frontdoor, buttne crusading picket entered the (.aloon, sepaiated thw com batants, and gave them such an empha tic talking to that they retired abashed. Kome, May in. Tho Pope to-day received a number of Cardinal!, IlUh ops, and other eminent dignitaries of the Church. In reply to one of the visltoM.from Ame ici, he animadvert ed severily on the Governments of Mexi co and Gu.Uemali.i for permitting the bitter persecutions ,of the Church in these countries. Tho Tope appeared to be fatigued, and was unable to give audience to all the delegations which waited upon him. The, wheat crop. In the San Joaquin vallev. Cal.. U IltlPlttttt flit-mi fir fi.iiw feet high, and In one locality llejd of i.OOU acres Is .covered with wuvlug grain breast high. A S.ivannnli dancing master has entered suit agatn-t the Suvummh and Skhlaway Jtollroad for s?100 damages from the, fuilureof the train to take hiiii to his dancing class oil time. Crematory ace "O, mal mat John ny's got tho urn and is bpllllng pa's ashes over the floor!" "0, what n liaughtyJohunyl Get the feather duster, and sweep your pojr father rluht unl" A Tale student has written a twelve. verse poem, entitled, "We kissed each other by the sea." ' Wei; wh.it of it?" risks a Western Journalist; "the seaside is un better lor such practice than any other locality; In fuct, we have put in some very'Hwcet work of' that kind on the tow path of a canal In our time, but did not say anything about It In print." A correspondent of a Npwburgh paper writes: "We were reminded a few day since whilo.dlgglng about the ynrd that this Is to be locust year. Im mense numbers of these little fellows, nearly full giowii.arenow making their way upward, and aie within eight to ten inuhes.of tlmnurfucu ot the ground. They will probably put m their appear mice some time In June. They eomo every heveuteen years." Beginning' of a Judge's charge In Jowar "Gentleman of 'the' Jury, you must now quit eating peauuts and ut tend to the case." A Southern paper says that General Fofrest, "the brjllant Confederate cav. arlj leader," Is nowengngod in hauling' wood to Memphis, dilving the team h!msef. Quaker City etiquette: Two young men stopped In tliu btreet to converse to conversH .....i u w.ium, ui young males, when they separated, the gents discovered that one of the misses had sewed'thelr coat-tails together. A luckless undergraduate i on being examined Tor his degree, and IhIUiii! in every subject upon whUh.hu was tried, complained that he had not been ques tioned on the things he knew. The ex aminer tore off about mi inch of paper, aLdjpusliliig it toward him deslied him to write upon it all hu knew. At the lust grand ball' a Wyoming, Miss was attired In a buff gro's- gralnod buckskin dress, with army blanki t overskh t, bottom looped up with b-ckakin strings cut bias. Hair dressed n la Rod Cloud, in which was tttlned u few sprigs of sage bnisli, the whille' secured behind in a bunch with a band uoiiie pin made with a pluo splliiter und a buftalo's ear. In a certain town of Massachusetts was im did-lash loued country tavein kept bj'nn inveterate- wag named Davis'. On a cold wintry day a good-tooklng Irishman, who was passing thUUgh the village, called at tho tuvern to warm himself. The landlord', and teveinl ot his neighbors sat cozily chatting befcre the lire, and politely made way (or the traveler to take a seat nmong them. "A coiAld day," said he. Alliuued in. animously. "An' what's tliu news?" says he. "Theru Is nothing now," re piled tho host, '.only"-ln his dry way "they bay .the devel's Mead.. i'Au' ttiro," say.-. Pat, "this Is news Indade." Alu r a whilqhcrobe, walked iicio.m the roum, plactd boiueeoppers on (lit-bai re turiKd lo llio tiie nnd lesumed lib seat. The landlord ah-p liming guiiK to the bar, Inquiud ul the tiaveler what he'd have Jo mink lor his uiuuoy, "K0i hlng t at nil, was thv reply. "Why? then did jou lay this money here'" "An'.buie, fair," replied Put, "if the eii-iem In me own ccutiiluy, wn a chap loses his daddy, to give him aiew tij i-i-ie 10 linj. i,,m .,;iy lux the wake," "Slio loved him for himself." Per hapSi'ihat wasn't hr lault. Rut ti e lact was he had iiolliingelsu to be lou.il for. bl;e. niairil-d' him. . And btlll bhe loved him lor himself. He gave her not bo much us a bliigle.dollar to aid on her Jove. Last week he returned home full of whiskey as a barre-and undeitooft to Mssert Ids malily bway In too violent a way. In lad, heilellb'eraiely punch ed her In the eje. This wus what turn ed her love tu gal) and made her luke up ihu wash bund, on which she e.irned lui Owl und Ids fUppuit, and belabor him with it imtlltheru wo very lue of the bund lellj una his head looked Jlke u pumpkin which boyalmd been using "1 " foolball. Huvi Viuiis a lliing ioc luuibilt and wllo. Cucb aie some of the liictuslslcucea of the humau feinlulue. K. hick hut, Opposite L. & S. Depot, On tho East Wcissport Canal Back, Respectfully Informs the citizens f this vicinity that he keeps constantly on nml, and, Is selling at tho very lowest Market Prices, the very best brands of ALSO, DEALKtl TWBWESMESL ' For Building and other purposes, which he guarantees to be Thoroughly Seasoried And to Sell at tho, VEttT LOWEST RATES. : 'cairx Wholesale and Retail at the very Low est uisii 1'iices. IIo has also a number of VervelMhlv luciucu In RICICERTSTOW,V, Franklin! Twp'., which no win sen ott very JSasy Terms. nug. !), '73-yl J. K. UlCKKltT. WILLIAM KEMRER, wv Corner of Bank'& South 3ts.. Lehighton, Pa., Keeps a fulllne of Comprising Ladles' press Goods, Black and Colored llp'aeas, Gliigliauis, Prints ShlrtlligsSlieeting's, Ac. ' of every1 grade and -price. '' ' CARPETS a: In gre. Oil cloths, v ! 'ly. Teas', CoffeeivSuga-s, Spices, Fruits, Ilauis, Shoulders, Sldo-Mcat, &. Bought, Sold or Exchanged H A RDWAR E For Bulldlnc and oilier great vurfety uf tliu best quality., ill nnmla in ! rilhil .- .... ii nml prices fully as low as el&ewhire. ' April G, itJ7U.yl' ' ' la Would respectful iv nnnouucu to 'the mibl Win ZUi . w .i ' nk." ,Z" ' " ed a ll'r'bt-class Livery & Sale Stable. and thai he can furnish Horses. Biiiigles mm iiinnges oi inu Dest description, for Pleasbie, Business or Funeral pin poses, ..ati very Reasoiiahle Chargei, and m short notice. HAULING done nt bhortjiotlco and on bhgtt. notice. ,Iu eonnectloii ho wll) nlso'contluue his Carriage Manufactory where the nennWnn m.t fhi.li. ',i..rinJ Vfupgles, Wagons, etc., inane to order, or RKPAIHED on sliort ik.Hpm ....! ! reasonable pi Ices., The Uliderslfrned nouuees that he has been nnnomted Agent tor the- " ' - Universal ' Wringer Doty'sOiotliesWasher. Thebo are iindoubtKlly the best Wash ers and Wringers In tho inaiket, and our ladles aie invited tn enll m .1 u... them. L. P. Kleppinger, Uar.HASK nml ninM sir..i Feb. 22, 173. Lehlghton. Pa. ' W. TlSo BUS, BUILDER & CONTRACTOR HANK STULKT, LKIUOlllD.N.I'A. Resnei'tfullv nniiniiiifi t.. t . .iw,.,.o of Lehlghton and vicinity .that llll iS now prepared, to contract for the erec tion llf ll W.'l llll houses, and other hulldlim-f. Also, that no Keeps consiantly on hand a full as sortiu. nt of .eveiy description of conslstlnu of llooilnir. rUU I'sah, blimls, shutters, mejdlnus. Ac. Which he Is prepaied tu finish at the very lowest inaiket nites. ' ' Patronage respectfully .solicited.' ' ,W. it. REX. Lelilghton, May. 17, 1U7U. ly lAivti a.u ixi:u. Charles Trainer Respectfully Informs the people of Le hlghton that he has uiot Excellelit I'loiir lor Miln ; AHn, good FHEU of all kinds', and S1RAW in the iiundle. lie is' also prepared to do any kind of Hauling and' Plowing at short notice. LKlilGU (Id) STREET, Lchlfihtuo, Pa. March 28-ly Save1, 20 'Per Cent. By gettlng jonr JOB PRINTING Done nt tho Office of tho IN IIEINTZELMAN'S BUILDING. Bet. the P. 0. nil L. It. It. Depot, . II .1 ..l " '.. 1 r.J I I .chighton, - Curium .Co.j la ' . -ii. :i'.'ir ' -.mi i.i. .i . isG -t , . .1 i :: .y.i.' - Wo have Just received n large and ele- ' ; gaiit assortment' of' etce w ipsi. Of the latest styles j together with a fcupeiior, block of CARDS, BILLHEADS, ENVEL0PE8, NOTE PAPEB, And a variety of other PRINTING MATERIAL, And ( can 'now glv6 our patrons first class work at pi Ices 'ut least 20 'Per' Cent Loer Than any other Office' iii'thls section. - . . !!il . 1. , '-II.. Give'U a Trial, and' be Convinced. ic... i i.'i . , . i ; i . i ii . U, i.i v i 1 larThe. pntronace of tlio.nubllo Is respectfully 'solicited.' TIIE CAnnoX ADVOCATE. A 24-coIumh Local Paper,' and tho only ; . , 'newspaper Entirely Printed Inllie Con !-, Is published every Saturday mornln a $1,4 ear in Advance, t , m . i 't . i i 1 1 1 1. 1 Or tl.COdf not paid In'- advance. The Advocate, with its largo and in. , creasing clrcumtloiij'lojio , , of fho yery . ,. licit Meilliima far AdvtrlUInK In this Section! alpllcatloii. Rates furnished on Vt JI0RTII1MER. Lehlghton, Carbon County, Pa, AlTewIdea! -A. SON -SHUTTLE- Sewing Mine FOR 50 Dollars !.! FARMERS, MEROHAISTTS, MEOHANIOS, AND EVERYBODY Buy the World-Renowned tub BEST IN THE WORLD ! 2TTho Highest rrciuiuni1 was awarded to It at "VIE iST3ST A. ; Ohio Stato Fair; Northern Olib Talr; Ampr. Instltuto, N. Y.J Cincinnati Imposition ; Indianapolis L'xposltlon ; St. Louis Pair J Louisiana State Fair; Mlsslssiopl Stato Fair mnl Georgia Stato Falrj, FOR BEING THE BEST SEWING MACHINES, and doing the largest nml licst rango of work. All other ilnchlucs in tho Market wcro In dlrcot COMPETITION ! ! tSTFor Iloviviing, Fell ing, Stitching, Cording, Binding, Braiding, Embroidering, Quilt ing cijuI Stitching fine or heavy goods it is unsurpassed. "Whoro wo have no Agents wo will deliver a Machine for tho price named above, at tho nearest Rail Road Station of Purchasers. Needles for all Sewing Ma chines for Sale. Old Machines taken In Exchange. Send for Circulars, Price List, &c, and Copy of the "Wilson Reflector, ono of tho best Periodicals of tho day, dt'troted to Sowing Ma chines, Fashions, General News and Miscellany. Agents Wanted ADDBT389, Wilson Sewing Machine Co. CliUYEIiAND, OHIO. gmiscumu run The Cnilioii Advocate, Ih Clieaprtt riper In tbe Lehigh Valley Only Out Dollar a Year, TIIE GKEAT JtEMEDY 3TOK UMPTION Avhich can bo cured by a timely resort to this stand ard preparation, as lias been proved by tho hundreds of 'testimonials received by the proprietors. It is acknowl edged by muny proiriincnt physicians to bo the, mos,t rcliablp preparation cyer in troduced for tho relief and cure of all Lung complaints, and is ollcrcd to the public, sanctioned by the experience oi oyer forty years.. "When resorted to in season ib scl--dom fails to cfl'cct a speedy cure "in tile most severe cases of Coughs, Bronchitis, Croup, "Whooping, Qough, Influenza, Asthma, Colds, Sore Throat, Pains or Sore ness in the' Chest' and 'Side, Liver ,Complajnt,; Bleeding lit thoLjjngs, &c. "Wistar's Lalsam does not dry up a Cough, and leave the cause behind, as is tho case witli most preparations, 'but it loosens, and cleanses, tho lungs,, and allays irritation. , thus removing, the cause of the c'omplainh i'm:pAnKi nr EE7II, yi, FQ7LE,: COUS, Eooton, .Ilui,, Ai.d hy Druet'lsts nn J Dc;ilcw ccncrally,, Stalmage, i .m SPURGEON. fdt T. Do Win Tnlmnso is cdl. jbl rgj tor of "Tim ChrKllAii at 5 vork;" C. II. Spumeon, Spi- & iSk cialcorrospondeiit. Thoyiwrlta Pi' V fur no ullii-r paper tu Amcrlc.i. ifj .v. Tliren ma(nlliceiit chronica. E"; ,.-3 Pay larger C uisMon thai Pjt y any ollitfr paper. CHRO" Vi ri MOS ALL READY; hi r-fl, Jii;M'ftailanljiii. No bi'ctloti. L-r; J-y. nlsju., Ono nRput recently $Li ohtaliie.l USD Mil)crlptlons in p J r eljjhty hums nbsoluto work. Sfyt S.iinplo copies and circulars D m sent.lreo. ftj t& ACRPJTS WANTED. PJ 5.S N. 0. KINO, ,l'!il.lilipr, pj td 103 Chambers St., N. X. hi rgjana-Om ' p Thounderslcned Is nowselllni? tn tliri citlens of Wi Issport and vicinity, tlio Till) CIIOICKST, Family Flour $125 350 (Satisfaction Guaranteed. Try It I &r H.1UUXG of everv desciintlnn at IteaionaMo Itates. llaL'uaL'ti lakpii to and from tliu Itallroad Uuputs at tliu hhur est notice. W. F. KLOTZ, Xear tlm Canal ttldgo, KAST WEISS-, 1'OItT, Pa. apr ll-tntf ' E. H. SiSTYDER L.i:iIIGIlTO.V, 1 KRTX'A., DCALCII IK Dry, Goods, JNbtions, aitOCKHIKS, QUEENSWAItE, Glassware, Hardware, .tc., Hay J51, 1873. fully nunopnees that he Is better prepared than fiVer to liuy and Sell Iliilos, ' Call' arid'Sliccp SKIas, Tallow and IjnsierinV Iluir, at his OKI, Stand, nearly opposite tho post oiilce, llaiik,Street,',JohlKhton. j H?" The hlghost.casu jirlces patd lor Hi-Jen n ml Skius. uov. 2i!. 0. E'. GREElWAtn. WUST look at iicr Hair I Vhy,T. thnunht It was turning Grey? So ik wjig, mini meyiii a uoiiiH iil iimi new ; nair lte&torer at Durllug'ii Drug Store. X FT r l)r, J. Wallt'tfr's Callfprhia yinCgar lllttcr. iiro, a purely Veg- -BtaMoprcparati'on,.rahdo'chlcJly'frorii, p the natlyo herbs ftiiind on" tho lower ' ranges of tlio .Siqvrd Novada moun- , tnlns of California, "tho, in'cdlcina'i J pronertlcs of which aro extracted t herefrom without tlio uso or Alcphpl. Tha'qncation-i3-nimo3t-daily-n8ketif. TEiisf" Our answer is, that they rcmpvo tho .cause of disoaae, audi the patient jccpVori), liis, health. They' aro ' tho great Hlou! pUrifie' and1 & llfo-givinR. 'piiuciplo', a,' jieifect ItouV vator, iiuil Invigorator of tho fcyitcrii. ; Kover berord ill tlio hiat'orf'nf tho Wbfld has a lnedieino been eximpoiindiid rtos- " f essiug tho Yemark"illiI6""o;nftlItI6S"or TlJr-" Ji'uab' Uiiters in' Tiealltig .tlio. siclMof every. iliscasa:, map U heicitp. They aro a Ruutlo l,trgntij'n1iw well as'a' Tonic, lreliovimr'Coniriition' or InllnTntimtlim'n? ' tho Liver and Visceral Organs, In Biliouai T uiseases.i j, Tlio propprtlcsjpf fln. "Waix- er's VifiEo.vn lliTTEiis aro A'pbrient', Dia- " pboretic, Cahuinntivo, Xiitritious, Laxa tive, DinrotiuV Sodativn, OouDtor.Irritant;. 1 Sudorific, Altumti,VCi,oniJ vAnti-Biliou.. Grateful, Thousahils rcto'lra 4 Vinegak .DirrEES thojnos( wpndorf 'ful Invigorarit that ,over e'ustatned' tho isihklhg'systom'i" 1 No Person enh tako'tlicsO Bifrf' 1 ters according to dircctfons, hrid'ro main long unwell, pr&vided th'ofrvt.; bones nroinot dostroyed by mineral, poison or othcr.means, and vital or gans wasted beyond repair.' Bilious,, ltcmittbnt,, aiid Ib tennittcut Fevers',, which nrd 6d" " prevalent in 'tho vhlloys of our' groat' ( rivers throughout tho United States', especially thoso of ithoiMississippi-i Ohio, .Missouri, Illinois, Tennesseo, Cumberland, Arkansas, Eed, Colo- , rado, Urazos, Kio Grande, Eearl,' " Alabama, Mobl)o, 'Savannah, Via anoko, James, and hiany' others, ' ' with thoir vhst tributaries', through out our eutiro country during tho. t. Summer and. Autumn, and.rcmarkaj-r bly so during seasons of "unusual' eat and dryness, aro iiivariably'ac'-' cuuipnmeu uy exuonsivo uerango ments of tho stbmachi and' liver, atid" other abdominal viscera. .JnUbcjr treatment, n purgativo, oxorting a liowcrful inUuoqco upon, thoso vari ous organs, is essentially necessary, " ' There is' no cathartic for tbo'purposor -equal to Dn. J. W-alkeh's' Vinegar' liinniis, as theyjwill Bpoedily roniovo ' tho dark-colored viscid matter ,witli which, tho bowels aro loaded, at tho Ba'mo timo Btlmulating tho sdcretions bf tho liver, ' and generally restoring tho healthy funo tions of tho SiRcsUvo organs,. Fortify tho. body ngainst dis ease by purifying. all( is liuids witli. ; Vlxi:a,ui jllmxus, Ko, cpidiimui caii tako bold of a system thus fore-armed,' Dys'ibpsiia or Indigestion; Be'sd- - ache, l'atu in tho Shoulders; .'Caught,. - -Tightness of tho Chest.i pijzinoBa, Soar, Eructations of tho Stomach, Bad Tasto ' ' im tho Mouth, Bilious Attacks, Palpita- l .tion of tho Heart, 'Inflammation- of tho Lungs, Tain In tho region of the Kidnoy and a hundred other painful symptoms, aro tbo offsprings of Dyspepsia. 'Ono bot tle will provo a better guaranteo of its menu inau.n.icngtny aoverusemont.i Scrofula, or .King's Evil, 'Whito Swellings, Ulcers, Erysipelas, .Swelled, Xeck; Goitre, Scrofulous Inflammations; 1 Indolent IiillnmuiatlonslTbrculIal affec- . tions, Old Eotos, Eruptions ofi.thoSkip, Soro Eyes, cte. In these, as in all other constitutional Diseases, TV,AlKER,s','V'i!f'.' eoarBItters have shown their great our-, ativo powers iu .tho must obstinate and -lutrae,tablo cajos. . . For IuUnnuuntory mid Chronic Illicuniatisin, Qout, Bilious, Romit teut and Intermittent Fevers, Diseases of tho Blood, Liver, Kidneys ami Bladder,; these Bitters havo no equal. Such Dis- 1 casos aro caused .by Yitiated Blood. Mcclinnical Diseases, I'ersqns ongaged in Paints and Minerals, such as' Plumbers, Typo-setter, Gold-beators and Miners, as they adranco in life, are sub'. Ject to paralysis of ,thp Bowels. To guard, against this; take a dosd of 'AlUEtt's .YfrEOAit BiTTEns'ociasioually. For Skiu. Diseases, Eruptions, Tetter. Salt.ltlioum,Blotches,Sppt3,Pim pics, Pustules, Boils, Carbuncles, King-,, worms, Scald-bead, Soro Eye's, Erysipe las. Itch, Scurft, Discolorations of tho Skin, Humors and Diseases pf, tho Skin of, -whatever uamo or nature, arc. literally du.g up aud carried but of tho system ln'a ehort tiuio by tho uso of theso Bitters.. . Tin, Tapo, and other Vorms, urkiug in tho system of omanyijboa sands, aro effectually destroyed ,aud re moved. Ntt system of mcdlcino, iio ver mifuges, no anthclminitios will freo tho ' nystem frojn worms liko- tbeso.Bitters, ForFeiiitiloCoiiiplhints, in.yonag or old, married or single, at tbo, dawn of womanhood, 6;tha turn Pf life) theso Tori io BittcrS display so decided an Influonco! that improvement in soon perceptible, Cleanso tho AMtlated. .Blood whenever you lind its impuritiostjursting thropgh tho skin in Pimples', Eruptions" or Sores r cleanso it wbenl roU firuMt'ob.' rtructed und sluggish in thoVain;olaaqs: ?t when it is foul; y our Mugs,, will l.tell,, vuu (myi:, jiU'L'ji luo uuiuu pure, ttUO, IOQ iiwiu 'ii inu bvsienrwiii ioiiow-' .41. ii. .Milnr.Ai,U;A;,CO (T ' t: - unteiiit 4'. (ion. Acli, Sun yYnociJco. curoi. hiilil Ity all l)i iiunltl. ni)il,Ucl)ler4 , J)U. , II. 11ISUI3U,, t PnACTICINO. rilYSICIAK ANT) krjROVOMj r 1 i)i!)ce. mm Sired, naxt.iioor hor lb HxMIm, . lebUbton, ffc om UUr-l'rrjxUI Melt dy , torn 10 to 12 o'clock! remainder of lUrWoaMto
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