TIio Stylo of UruciK.
There are different Dtyles of drunk
fnmss now In vogue, anil these tllfTer
ont types generally bring out the pecu
liar characteristic." of tlio.man. 'ino
most foolish tiling n man can do Is to
get drunk and nialco an exhibit of the
passions within him.
Tho Srst Is tho monkey drunk, no
mokes all sorts of grimaces, cuts up
"monkey shines" and leaps and dances,
looking siUfas an upo. l'oor fellow, he
lias his reward when he can excite tho
laughter of his fellows.
The second Is tto bear drunk. lie
becomes 6ulky, growls, and mutters at
everything and everybody. Sometimes
hugs you with huge arms and paws.
Looks sleepy, walks sluggish, and
finally becomes bearish, and wants to
tight.
The third Is tiger drunk. Ho Is full
of blood and thunder; can whip his
way through a regiment of wild cats.
Ills eyes flash vengeance, and ho wants
to murder somebody, and then drinjj
his blood, In order to satisfy his von
geance. The poor fool generally ends
up his drunk by going home to abuso
his wife, frighten his innocent children,
mid quarrel with his best neighbors.
The fourth is hog drunk, lie rolls
In tho mud and filth of tho streets.
The ditch or sewer Is as good a couch
as a feather bed to him. He grunts
and slobbers, and whines for more
drink, as the hogs do for swill. Tills
sort Is absolutely disgusting.
Tho fifth is dog drunk. Ho snaps
and snarls, shows his teeth, betokens
madness, as he runs this way and that
way. Hen are inclined to knock such
In tho head, and shoot them as they
would a mad dog.
Tho sixth is hound drunk. lie will
whine and weep, rubbing up against
you, and will slobber all over you If
you do not kick or shove him off, lie
loves you nmohlyj says you are his best
friend. Ho will fight for you at the
risk of his life. Theso poor creatures
aro to bo pitied, as whisky seems to
soften tho brain, and mako fools of
them at an early stage.
The seventh is owl ilrunk. All tho
wisdom In the world seems suddenly to
center in his pate. You roust not differ
with him in politics, or religion, or law.
He knows It all. He is the richest nun
In tho country. Nobody has anything
that can compare with his. Dispute his
word or tako issue with him, and you
have made a mortal enemy. Theso
rich old fools ought to be left severely
alone. You can't teach them anything.
Solomon was a nitre circumstanco, a
mere waif on tho stream of time.
The eighth stylo is fox drunk. Whis
ky makes lilm smart, crafty, ready to
Mvcnr to tho broadest contradictions.
Always ready to trade, swap horses,
run a race, swap lies. He is tho mean
est drunkard of them all. Look well
to tho fox drunk man.
St. Nicholas. St. Nicholas for Fob.
mary opens with a charming little poem
by W. 0. ifryant, and then, on the
very first page, tho stories begin with
a well told tale cf tho middle ages,
'Iilanca and Beppo," by J. S. Stacy,
full of the flavor of youthful chivalry,
and Illustrated by a most exquisite en
graving by Miss Scannell. Among tho
other slioit stories wo havo "How tho
Heavens Fell," by Rosslter Johnson.
Illustrated by H. L. Stephens; "How
Jamie Had Ills Own Way," by Miss
Mary N. Psescott; "What St. Valen
tino Did for Mllly," by Susan Coolldge;
all good, and each one with a character
of Its own, Besides these, ttiero are
the three serials, "Fast lrlends," by J.
T. Trowbridge, Illustiated by White;
"Nlmpo's Troubles," ty unvo Tiiorne,
with a drawing by Miss Hallcck; and
"What Slight Have Been Expected,"
by Frank K. Stockton, with an Illustra
tion bv W. L. Sliepnard, and one uv.
Sol. Eytlnge. Among the'plctures Is a
very curious and amusing drawing by
F. Heard, showing how little boys may
chance into frots If they play lean-
frog too much. There are useful arti
cles on tho Velocity of Lloht. Wood
Carving, and about that curious animal
the Manatee. 0. S. Stephens, wiio has
written so gmuch for "Our Young
Folks," describes a "Moose Hunt In
Maine," and there Is a short resume of
Stanley's recent book for boys, htinging
in some startlinc adventures with wild
animals in Africa, with pictures that
will charm the heart of many a young
ster. A poem, "What's the Fun?" by
Olive A Wadswortli, illustrated by
eight appropriate cuts, gives, lu ullvely
and rollicking style, an idea of the fun
that can be had lu each month of the
year. There arc also poems by C'ella
Thaxter, Silas Dinsmore, ..Mary E. U,
AVvth who coiitilbutes soiue baby ,bal
lad verse; and a humorous ballad
by Uieophllus iligglubothaui, called
"Mlkl, Farmer Joins and the Naughty
liov."' which Is Illustrated by nine very
funny Silhouettes by Hopkins. Two
pages for little folks arc given this
mouth; and there is some cupital talk
from "Jack-ln-the-Pulpit;" a lively
pantomime for parlor acting, by 0. Ji.
Baillett, well known lu that connection
to thu readers of "Qur Young .Folks;''
nud a well filled ltlddle Bo. The
Frontispiece,, by W. llrooks, entitled
"In Sister's Care," Is a vlgorouB, well
drawn picture. This number of St.
Nicholas, Jlku the lust, while it keeps
Its individuality in every particular.
bhdws a 1 'decided disposition to accept
freely every 5 advantage ottered by Its
late absorptioa.or "uur louugroiks,'
Thu old renders of the latter iiiacazine
will recognize several of their favorite
. . I ili. i . . .. ..a " i i i
aUlUUiB 111 1IU9 UUWUCf Ul Ob ilkllUIUSj
which, by the way, abounds In lllustra
Mom), there belug no less limn fifty pic
tures In It, all of them good, and some
of them remarkably tlun. Scribner &
Co., 0?1 Broadway, N.. Y., VuUllpbere!
Drug IFam'y Medicine
stoke.
You will always find one of the largisa
ailU UCSb BUltXll'U UL
Pure DriiKH,
oicuicincs,
CUcmicnls ;
of all kinds, such as Lard, Sperm, Whw
ter Wha'.e. Tanners' Neatsfoot , etc.,
COAL OIL.
the best In the market, warranted 150
Firo Test Non-Explosive. A superior
article or
BURNING OIL.
expressly for Lanterns. Try It. The
finest
SEWING MACHINE OIL
made, by the bottle or in bulk.
Just received a largo assortment of
95
Chandeliers,
Bracket Lamps,
Lanterns, ,
Chlmnlcs and
Wloki
of every style.
AGENT FOR ALL TIIM JOCULAR
Patent Medicines
of tho day, bach as
Lung Remedies,
Cough Mixtures, .
Dyspepsia Remedies,
Blood Purlfieis,
Hair Restorers,
Hair Colorcrs,
Liniments,
rills,
Plasters,
etc., etc., etc., etc
The finest lot of American and French
Perfumeries
nalr Oils Colognes. Pomades, Fancy
soap, uaslimere, xoquet and Eau no
Cologne, Toilette Soap, Iloney and
uiycermo boaps, etc
Pocket Books & Purses
A full assortment for Ladles & Gents.
Pure Uraudics. Whiskies,
vincN, Hum, Holland Gin,
&c, for fcdlclnal Purposes
rST Trv nimT.WfVK TFnrsn Pn.
crs, Cattlo Powders, Hog Powders und
rouury xowuers, uy me pounu or in
packages.
Wall Papers
And BORDER, an endless variety,
1ST Go to DUR LING'S where every
thing Is warrauted Freh Geuuine and
Unadulterated
Physicians' Prescriptions and Family
iiecipes prepareu Dy uurllng Himself.
A. J ' UUKL1NU.
Hausman & KnhnsS"
Have on Exhibition tho
TallesV Mai
In the World !
JUST EIGnTiFEET, In his BOOTS 1
Free Exhibition, Day and Evening.
This Giant has been Induced to remain
witli Hausman & Kuhns (at an enorm
ous expense) during the Holidays, and
our citizens should Ipse 110 time in visit
ing this wonderful piece of humanity.
The Giant has witli him all kinds of
articles manufactured In his native
country, which he will gladly exhibit
and sell to tho people of this neighbor-
noon. m a special invitation is given
to nil children to attend.
Besides having this wonderful prodi
gy, who Is warranted to bo fully
EIGnT FEET HIGH, in his .BOOTS I
Wo have a large and Bplendld assort
ment of
TOYS and
CAMMED
For Holiday Present! for Young and
Old, Rich and Poor, all of which we
aro offering at the Lowest Cash Prices,
MANUFACTURERS AND SHHTER3 OF
STEAM
Ice CreaM 1 1
Plo Ntnq. Wstlvnlft nnrl nHior Pnt-tlno
supplied on short notice aud at reason-,
ablo rates;, also, In connection there
with, they have a
Bread and Fancy Cake
B A 'KE .R Y ,
and can always supply any of tho above
articles, in large or email quantities, at
short notice.
Wedding Cnltca n Specialty 5
ILniismaii&Kiiluis,
Bank St., Lehighton.
peccniberSO, 1873., r .
JJ AO I. K IIOTUli,
n. ulotz, rnop'it,
Bit ramlt II1U, Oarboq Co., Pa.
- Bet of wimoJt! EXMllmt rt
usnst ddiWmUi. 0nt uttliu Urbd
Jvnca a4mt,
'Off CAS
Save 20 Per Cent,
By getting jour
JOB PRINTING
Done at tho Offlco of the
Carbon Advocate,
IN LEVANWAY'S BUILDING.
nt, (be P. 0. and L. h. It, R. Depot,
f.calglilon, Carbon Co., Pa.
Wo havo Just received a largo and cle
gaht assortment of
MW TYPE.
Of tho latest styles j together with a
supeiior stock, of ,
CARDS, BILLHEADS,
ENVELOPES, NOTE PAPEB,
And a variety jif other
PRINTING MATERIAL,
And can now give our patrons first
class work at prices at least
20 Per Cent Lower
Than any other Office In this section,
Give Us, a Trial, and be Convinced.
t3TThe patronage of the public Is
respectfully solicited. '
THE CARBON ADVOCATE,
A 24-eolomn Local Paper, and the only
newspaper
Entirely Printed In the County,
Is published every Saturday, mornln a
$1 a Year in Advance,
Or $1.50 If not paid In advance. The
AnyocATE, with Its large and in
creasing circulation, U one
of the very
Bet' Medium for AdrcrlUlnp;
In this Seetlon. Rates furnished on
application.
H. V. MORTHIMFR,
I-tiilgtitcn, Carbyn Ooontr, r.
rjpiIOHAS S. HECK,
Respectfully announces to his friends
and tho public In general, that ho has
just opened, in connection with ills other
business, a First-class ,
Merchant Tailoring
Establishment, and guarantees' to give
"fits" anil the best of workmanship and
material lor tno lowest possible prices.
Also, constantly on hand a largo anil
fashionabio stock of Men's and Boy's
READY-MADE CI.OTIUXO,
Gents' Furnishing Goods,
HATS, CATS AND FURS.
Manufacturer and Dealer In
a
v.
!
RED SOLE LEATHER,
SHOE FINDINGS, Ac.
T0I1ACC0 AND ClllAllS, STATI0XKI1V,
School nooliN mid .Hut : l:il.
in endless variety, and at Prices fully
as Low as elsewhere.
Sole Agent in tho United States for the
Salu of Rbnsiiaw'h Commercial
WRITING FLUID!
Orders by mall promptly, filled.
Also, A cent for tho celebrated KEY
STONE SEWING MACHINE, one of
uesi in 111c Jiamet.
l'osi-OIIlc'o ItulldlnK,
Lehighton, Pa. mar. 1.
' " Opposlto L. & S. Depot.
On the East Weissport Canal Bank,
Respectfully informs tho citizens of tills
vicinity that lie keeps constantly on
...7.1 I. ...Ill .1 .
naiiM, nun m puniug hi, iiiu vt'ry nnvesi
Market Prices, the very brat brands of
ALSO, DEALElt IN
For .Building and other purposes, which
he guarantees to be
Thoroughly Seasoned
And to Sell at the
VERY LOWEST RATES.
9
9 7
Wholesale anil Retail at tho very Low
eat Cash Prices.
Helms also a number of very eligibly
located
s
in RICKERTSTOWN, Franklin Twp.,
which hi) will sell on veiy Eaay Terms.
nng. 1), 'TD-yl J. K. R1CKEUT.
W. EACHES,
Contractor & Builder,
LEIliailTOX, PKNN'A.
l'lans nnil .Specifications
For all. kinds of Buildings made at the
shortest notice.
NO C n A It G E S
Made for Plans and Specifications when
the contract Is awarded to tho under
signed. A. W. EACHES.
Juno 14, 1873-yl
BUILDER & CONTRACTOR
DANK ST11KET, LM11GI1T0.V, l'A.
Rcspectfulty announces to the citizens
of Lehtshton and vicinity that ho is
now prepared to contract for tho erec
tion of dwellings, churches, school-
houses, and other buildings. Also, that
lie keeps constantly on hand a full as
sortment of every description of
Lnmbcr I
consisting of flooring, siding, doors,
sash, blinds, shutters, iiiclilincs, &c
which lie is prepared to rurnisn at tuu
very lowest maiKet rates.
Patronage, respectfully solicited.
W. R. REX,
Lehighton, May 17, 1373. ly.
ft
JtOYD 1IEMU,
Arohitect and Snperintendent,
No. 142 N. 7th Street, Allentown, Pa.,
furnishes Plans, peculations and Kstl
mates for Public and Privato buildings
Stairs, Ralls, &c, Constiucted and
Set-Up by tho most approved method,
and at short notice. Patronage Is res
pectfully solicited, and satisfaction
guaranteed. apr. ao-yi
SjAItlUEI, GRAYER,
Opposite tho Public Squaie,
SOUTH ST., LEHIGHTON, PA.,
Manufacturer of
Tin & Sheet Iron Ware
And Dealer In all kinds of
US' Roofing, Spouting and Jobbl n
promptly attended tu, jioT( SO
THE GKEAT KEMEDY FOR
CONSUMPTION
which can bo cured by a
timely resort to this stand
ard preparation, as has been
proved by tho hundreds of
testimonials received by tho
proprietors. It is acknowl
edged by many prominent
physicians to be tho most
reliable preparation ever in
troduced for the relief and
euro of all Lung complaints,
and is oflcrcd to the public,
sanctioned by tho experience
of over forty years. "When
resorted to in season it sel
dom fails to effect a speedy
cure in tho most severe
cases of Coughs, Bronchitis,
Croup, "Whooping Cough,
Influenza, Asthma, Colds,
Sore Throat, Pains or Sore
ness in the Christ and Side,
Liver Complaint, Bleeding
at the Lungs, &c. "Wistar's
Balsam does not dry up a
Cough, and leave, tho cause
behind, as is the case with
most preparations, but it
loosens and cleanses the
lungs, and allays irritation,
thus removing the cause of
the complaint.
rnrrAiir.n nv
BETH W. FOWLE & E0N3, Boston, Ifacs.,
And oU liy DrirjIt-tHnnilDcali rucem-mlt;.
OE,E.' TOXGUeT
u. p. nr.ATTY. i:mvn. tlotts.
BEATTY & PLOTTS,
Manufacturers of tho
IlE.TrV l PT, 'TT' rmwIi'lTH)
PAWJSt ORGANS
FACTORY,
Washington, N. J.
Upwards of 100 of Ileatty & PlottsJ
celebrated Parlor Organs have been sold
in the Lehigh Valley during tho past
three' months.
Ueatty & Plotts' Par'or Organs were
awnrdea First Premium & Diploma
over Needhnin & Son and J.
EsteyA Co's Organs, at the
Carbon County Fnlr,
Held at Lehighton, September, 1872.
aV)- Q00D AOKNTS WANTED. -
January 18, 1873-yl
WILLIAM KEMERER,
Corner of
Bank & South Sts., Lehighton, Fa.,
Keeps a full line of
Wry fsl$9
Comprising Ladies' Dress Goois, Black
and Colored Alpacas, Ginghams,
Prints, Shirtings Sheetings, tc.
of overy grade and price.
CARPETS AND OIL CLOTHS,
In great variety.
rrociie and
Teas, Coffcei", Sugars, Spices, Fruits,
Hams, Smoulders, Side-Meat, ic.
Bought, Sold or Exchauged.
HARDWARE
For Building and other purpoi'e? in
great variety of thu best quality.
AH goods warranted as represented
and prices fully as law as elsewhere.
Apl 5, 1873-yt
ip.ll.MlIJ.LlUM... .1. 11. ,L
IS
Dr. J. Walker's California
Vinegar Bitters mo a purely Veg
etable preparation, Hindu chiefly from
tho natlvo herbs fountl on tho lower
ranges of tho Sierr.i Nevada moun
tains of California, tho medicinal
properties of which aro extracted
therefrom without the uso of Alcohol.
The question is almost dully asked,.
" What is tho catiso of tho unpar
alleled SUCCCSS Of VlXEU.Mt lll".1-
TEitst" Our answer is, that they
romovo tho causo of disease, and
the patlcut recovers his Iiculth. They
aro tho great blood purifier and a.
llfo-giving principlo, a perfect Reno
vatop and Invigorator of tho nystent.
Never befmo lu tlio history of the" world
has a mcdicino been compounded pu3
sessiug tho ronmikublo qualities nf Yin
raAR IliTTiiRS in healing tho sick of
every disease man W hoir to. They aro
a gentlo Purpativo ai well ai a Tonic,
roliovitig Congestion or Inflammation of
the Liver aud Visceral Organs, lu Bilious
Diseases. t
Tito properties of Dr.. Walk
er's VlShUAR lllTTKRS aro Apnrleiit, Dia
phoretic, Carminative, Nutritious, Laxa
tive, Dlurctio, Sedative, Counter-Irritant,
Sudorific, Alterative,, and Anti-BUiom.
Grateful Thousands proclaim
Vixegar Bitters tho most wonder
ful Iuvigoraut that over sustained
tho sinking systom.
No Person can take theso Bit
ters according to directions, and ro
main long unwell, provided thcir
houcs aro not destroyed bv mineral
poison or other means, ami vital or
gans wasted bovond repair.
Bilious, Remittent, and In
tcriuittcnt Fevers, which aro so
prevalent in tho valleys of our great
fivers throughout tho United States,
especially thoso of tho Mississippi,
Ohio, Missouri, Illinois, Tennessee,
Cumberland, Arkansas, Red, Colo
rado, Brazos, Rio Graudo, Pearl,
Alabama, Mobile, Savannah, Ro
anoke, James, and many others,
with their vast tributaries, through
out our cntlro count iff during tho
Summer and Autumn, and remarka
bly so during seasons of unusual
Vat and dryness, aro invariably ac
companied by extensive dorango
mcnts of tho stomach aud liver, and
other abdominal viscera. In thoir
treatment, a pargativo, exerting .1
powerful iniluenco upon theso vari
ous organs, is essontially necessary.
Thoro Is no cathartic for tho jmrposo
equal to Dr.. .J.'Walkcu's Vinegar
Birrints, as they will speedily reniovo
tho darJfCp,lprcd viscid matter with jvhich
tho bowels aro loaded, at tho saino tima
stimulating tho secretions of tho liver,
and generally restoring tho healthy func
tions of tho digestive organs.
Fortify tho body against dis
ease by purifying all its fluids with
Vinegar Bitters. No ppidcniio can
tako hold of a sybtem thus lore-armed.
Dyspepsia or Indigestion, Head
ache, Tarn in tho Shoulders.- C'oughi,
Tightness of tho Chest, Di2jinosa, Sour
Eructations of tho Stomach, Bad Tasta
in tho Mouth, Bilious Attacks, Palpita
tion of tho Heart, Inflammation of th
Lungs, Pain lu the. region of tho Kidneys,
and n hundred other painful symptoms,
aro tho offsprings of Dyspepsia. Ono bot
tle, will provo a better guarantee of its
merits than a lengthy advertisemont.
Scrofula, or King's Evil, Whlto
Swellings. Ulcers, Vlrysipcloa, Swelled
Neck, Goitre, Scrofulous Inflammation!,
Indolent Inflammations. Mercurial affec
tions, Old Sores, Eruptions of tho Skin,
Sore Eyes, etc. In these, as in all ctuor
constitutional Diseases; TVaikhr's Yui
eoar Bitters havo shown their peat car
ativo powers in tho most obstinate aad
intractable cases.
For Inilammatory and Chronic
Rheumatism, Gout, Bilious, Itcmit-
tcnt and Intermittent Fevers, Discuss
of the Blood, Liver, Kidnoysand Bladder,
theso Bitters have no equal, Such Dis
eases aro caused by Vitiated Blood.
Mechanical Diseases. Persons
engaged in Paints and Mlaerali, such
Plumbora, Typo-sottors, Gold-heaters and
Miners, as they advance, in life, are sub
ject to paralysis of tho Bowels. To guard
ngaiust this, tako a dose of Walkkb's
Vinegar Bitters occasionally.
For Skin Diseases, Eruptions,
Tetter, Salt-Ulicum,Blntches,Spots, Pirn
pics, Pustule, Boils, Carbuncles, King
worm', Scald-head, Soro Eyoi, Erysipe
las. Itch, Scurfs Dlsculoratlons .of th
Skin, Humors and Diseases of the Skin of
whatever namo or nature, aro literally
dug up and carried out of tho system in a
short timo by tho uso of those Bitters.
Pin, Tape, and other Worms,
urkiug in tho system of so many thou
sands, aro effectually destroyed and, re
moved. No system of medicine, no Ter
mlfugcs, no anthelmintics will free th
system from worms like theso Bitters.
ForFcmaloComplaints, in younff
or old, married or siliglo, at the dawri of
womanhood, ortbe turn of life, these Ton
is Bitters display so decided an influence
that improvement is soon perceptible.
Cleanse tho Vitiated Blood
whenever you find its impurities bursting
through tho6kin in I'lmptos,, Eruptions
or Soros; cleanse it when you find jt ob
structed and slupgUh In tho veins; cloonia
jtwben it is foul; your feelings, will tell
you whom Keep the blood pure, and the
health of tho systom will follow.
II. II. McDONM.I Ai CO.,
DruzgUti & Gen. AgU, Ban Franottco. CallfctK
nla. 4i cor, of Wuhlneton and Clurlwn SW.N.T.
holiUjyull DrusnUu nU Utlwr.
PRACTIRINO THTSICIAK AND BURO.EOVt
Offle, inn itwt, iwxt door alntt Um kttoBt,
LetalitbtoD, l'a. OtHt Uoori-,frrTTUl ftx to,
rum 10 la li rftiiidi? tumiMta T