; ,54 .1,-T Et • laDts. psnoitlsamo• zmuisrotiautsmPtteaszi,, Neiza and - Promptly Ett". ecated, at the ADVERTISER. OFFICE, LEBANON, FENIVA THIS establishment is now supplied with an extensive essorttnent 'of JOB TYPE, which will be increased as the pntrthiage deemed& It can now turn Out PRINTING, of every:description, in a neat and expeditious manner— andon very reasonable terms. Such as 'Pamphlets, Checks, Business Cards, gandbills, Circulars, Labels, Bill }loadings, Blanks, Programmes, Bills of Pare,- ik, Invitations, Tickets,:dm.,,e. „ . far DEM of all kinds, Common andJodgment BONDS. School; Justices', Constables' and other .14.Aatas, - printed correctly and neatly on the best paper, constantly kept for sale at this Mlles, at prices "to suit the times.” *.* Subscription price of the LEBANON ADVERTISER One Dollar and a Halt a Year. Address, Nat. MERIN, Lebanon, Pa. • A. T. WOIDLY, ATTORNEY •AT LAW, • °Dice 11Torth TVest Corner of Water and Market "Streets, XAM3:3.631,1‘TC ). 1V, 3 E a ft.. Lebanon, Nov 18, 1863.-Iy.* GeOrge Pfleger, Jr., ATTORNEY AT LAW, OFFICE in rooms formerly occupied by Dr. Samuel Bohm, deceased, and opposite to the Black Borst, flotel.,.Ounberland Street, Lebanon. . August* 1368. GRANT WEII LAN; ATTORNEY AT LAW. ( Ci FFTGE eurnoberiand street, a few doors east of `ll,l l the Eagle , Hotel, in-Vac...office late of kis father Capt.4otin Waidroar4tleet, .cLeDsitohi'Stlst.' 9;1863. . • REMOVAL. A. STANLEY TJLlttleil l ATTORNEY AT LAW nos removed bis office to the building, one door ens .of Laud ermilob 'sEtore, opposite the Washington House -Lebanon, Pa. .BOTZTY and rENsioN claims promptly attended (April S, '04•.-31n. REMOVAL. - S. T. McAnitrni. ATTORNEY AT LAW, ItEMOVUD his office to Market Street, opposite -il the Lebanon Bonk,,two doors North of Widow Wee' e Lebanon, March 25, '63, Jour. at 1101111141.41 DISTRICT ATTORNEY. has removed his OFFICE to the ROOII lately occupied by Dr . Oeo. P. Line aweacer, in Cumberland Street, Lebanon, a few doors East of the Eagle Hotel, and two doors west of Gen. Weidman's ORlee. Lebanon Dee. 17,1552. CYRUS P. MILLER, MEIN EV-AT-LA.W.—Offme to ViaTont street, neat • AoupOsite the Buck Hotel, and two doors south from Karninny's hardware store. Lebanon, April 9, 3.02.-ly. MASSLER BOYER - TTORNEY-AT•LAW.—Offitte with A. R. BoudtirElt. Alt,eq Cumbet laud Street, opposite the Court, Lebanon, Pri. [Ott . 28, 18=1 ARMY AND NAVY YENSION, BOUNTY, BAC 'A K PAY . AND BOUN LAND GENCY BArsagril RIDVEI3, 3r rink; undersigned, having been licensed to prosecute 3, claims, and having been engaged in the Bounty end Pension bushiess, offers his services to all those who toe thereto entitled, in accordance with the various arts of Congrees. All such should can or address at dime, and make their epplicatione through BASSLER BO VEII, Attorney at-law, OFFICE with A. It. "sonatina, Esq., Cumberland street ; opposite the Ceort Rouse, October, 25, 1863. Lebanon , Pa, Win. M. DERR., ArTTORNEY AT LAW, °Mee iu Stiebter's Cumberland street, nearly opposite tbe Court Bowie. [Lebanon, ;Bay G, 1863.—ttl Br. Samuel S. Wily OFFERS his professional services to the citizens of Lebanon and vicinity. MICE et the residence of Mc ~L. Bueb, two doors West of Office of Dr. Eamnel Deb - tn. - deed, in Cumberland street., Lebanon, April 15,1863. Dr. 11). B. MOE: Taf AVM located in Lebanon ' offers his profession.- ..Li el services to the public. Office in Market Lc., in the building formerly occupied by his father. Lebanon, Dec. 16, 1863. WEIGLEY - & I)E IV A I COMILLS'SION MERCIIAICTS FOB IRE SALE OP Butter, Eggs,_ Cheese, Tallomi, Lard, Poultry, (Mine, Dried Fruits, Grain, Seed, &c. No. 170 ILEADE STREET, One door above Washington, NEW-rOII.E. 0. Weigley. R. Dewalt. 5 REFERENCES Robb & Aseough, New York; Allen & Brother, do W. W. Selfridge. Bq., do; .Tones t Shepard, Jo do; Ma son, Labach k Farrington, do; Samuel 0. hnson, do; W. 11. Breslin, Esq . , Lebanon, Pa.; L. Bete, Canton, Ohio; W. C. CUITY & Co., Bankers, Erie, Pa.; MA. John Stiles, Allentown, Pa. [Jan. 14, ISR3. 011,111.11. LY of Jonestown, - Lebanon county , would reapectfolly inform his friends. and the ' public, that he has connected himself with Mr.„l.ammt, in the TOBACCO, SNUFF AND SWAB DUSI NESS, N 0.116 North Third street, Pbtla., where he will be glad to. receive Customers, and wit ECM at rates that will prove satisfactory, Philadelphia, May '2O, 18 63. Howard Association, .I'bPadel a bia.Pa. DISEASES of the NERVOUS SI - 5T.1331, SPERMA. TORKIIG:A or SEMINAL NVEAKNESS, IMPO TENCE. and other affections of tbe SEXUAL OILCANS PHYSICAL DEBILITY and PREMATURE DECAY.— new and reliable treatment, in Reports of the Mona Association, sent by mail, In sealed letter enveloped, free of charge. Address, Dr. J. SICILT,IN 110UO TON, HOWARD ASSOCIATION, No. 2 South Ninth Street, l'alf., .S.DELPIII,t, January 28, 18118.-Iy. _ L. R. DIGEG'S LIQUOR STORE , Marker Square, opposite the Market Hauge - Lebanon, Pa. 111E1 undersigned respeettully informs tuo public 1. that he has received an extensive stock of the choicest and purest Liquors of all descriptions. These ;... Liquois he Is invariably disposed to sell at uu ...preeedentedly low prices. 7i Druggists, Farmers, lintel Keepers, and oth ers will consult their own interests by buying of the undersigned. L. lt. Lebanon, April 15, 18= 11:7 NOTICE-PHILAD'A. AND READING RAIL ROAD COMPANY. READING, Nov. 28th The public IS respectfully informed that on and af ter MONDAY, I/Ea:since 14th, all Passengers who do not purchase their tickets be fore entering the Cars, will be charged 25 cents extra on each ticket purchas ed on the train, for :which they will obtain from the Conductor a Check Receipt. This Receipt wilt be re deemed, and 26 cents paid therefor. in cash, upon its presentation at any Ticket Moe of the Coznpully L . O. A. NICHOtI, General sup't. December 9,1863.-2 m • PERSONA L. ONE of the largest i:fUllSEltY FIIISIS, in South Eastern Pennsylvania, wish to secure the perma nent ser ViCO9 of a competent SALE AOW T in LEI 3.-1.- NON COUNTY. They wish a reliable enterprising man, who will devote his whole time to selling Fruit and Ornamental Trees, Tines. Plants. &e. For fur ther information apply at the bake of this paper. Dec. 9, 'BO —4t. . Nohce. D UBUC NOTICE is hereby given, that the account of Daniel Walter, assignee of JACOB KERN and Catharitie his wife, by Deed of voluntary assignment dated the day of April,lB62, has been filed in the Prothonotary's Office of Lebanon county, and that the same wilL be presented to the Court of Common Pleas of said County on the first Monday of January next, for confirmation and allowance when and where all persons may attend if they think proper. 111 , INRY SIEGRI ST, Prothonotary. Prothonotary's Office, Dec. 2, 1563. Notice. p1:111LIC NOTICE is 'hereby given. that the account of Charles H. ?d o ily, assignee under ti voluntary deed of assignment for the benefit of creditors of GEORGE ItEIN EIrL and wife, of the Borough of Lebanon, County of Lebanon, Pa., has been filed in the Prothonotary's Office of Lebanon county, and that the came will be presented to the Court of Common Pleas of said county, on the first Monday of January nexl, for coofirmation and • allowance, when aud where all persons may attend if they think proper. JISeNRY SIEG KIST, Prothonotary. Prothanotary's Office, Dee. 2, '63. , Aolice. PUBLIC NOTICE is hereby given, that the account ofJoseph Reined and Joeeph Arnold, assignees of licILLIAlkl E. ARNOLD and wife, of the Borough of Lebanon, County of Lebanon, Pa., under a voluntary deed of assignment for the benefit of Creditors, has been filed in the Prothonotary'a Office of Lebanon county, and that the saute will be presented to the Court of Common Pleas of said county on the first Monday a/ January next, for confirmation and allow ance, when and where all persona may attend if they think proper. 'HENRY SIEGRIST, Prothonotary. prottrnotary's Office, Dec. 2, '63. b ..,...:: 1, . . . .. . _. :: ::.- anon VOL 15,--NO r `"NOT. ALconoiato. A HIGHLY CONCENTRATED Vegetab , le Extract. A PURE TONIC. DOCTOR HOOFLAUVS GERMAN BITTERS, PREPARED BY Dr. C. M. JACKSOY, Philad' a Pa WILL'EFFECTUALLY CURE .Liver - Complaisil, Dyspepsia,. Jaandice 7 , ahron'e' cr "NerhAis Dobilitj; Di•zetisei - cirthe Kidneys., and nil diseities. arising from i djsordpred Lic'er or Stomach Such as Constipation. Inward Piles, Fttlnens or Blood to the Head. Acidity of the Stomach, Nausea, Heart burn, Disgust for Food, Fulness or-Weight in the Stomach. Sour Eructations, Sinking nr Fintteittm• dt the Pit of the Stomach. Swimming of the Heed, Hur ried anti Difficult Breathing, Fluttering at the neat% Choking or Suifocating Sensations when in a lying pos ture., Dimness of Vision, Dots or 'Webs before the Sight, Fever eud Dolt Pahl in the Head, Deficiency of Perspiration, Yellowness of the Skin End !Byes,: Pain in the Side, Back, Chest, Limbs, Fte., Sudden Flushes of beat, But sing in the Flesh, Constant Imaginings of kris , and great Depression of Spirits. Aud will positively prevent Yellow Firer, nit lOUS Fever, th. CONTAIN No Alcohol or Bad Whiskey ? They WILL. CURE the above diseases in ninety nine eases out of a hundred. Induced by the extensive sale and universal popu— larity of Flootiond's ertean Bitters, (purely vegetable,) ho-ts of ignorant Quacks and unscrupulous adventu rers, hare opened upon suffering humanity the flood, gates of Nostrums in .the shape of poor whiskey, vilely compounded with injurious drugs, andehristened Ton ics. Stenmebiss and Bitters. Beware of the innumerable array of Alcoholic prep stations in plethoric bottles, and big bellied kegs, un der the modest appellation of Bitters; which instead of curing, only aggravate disease, and leave tl-e disap pointed suff rer in dispitir. lI.OOTLAND'S DER.MAN BITTERS) Are not a new and nailed wettcle, but have Stood the test of fifteen years trial bfrthe American public; and their reputation and sale, are not rivalled by any similar preparation._, The proprietors have thousands of Letters from the most eminent CLERGYMEN, LAWYERS, PHYSICIANS, and CITIZENS, Testifying of their own personei knowledge. to the beneficial effects and medical virtues of these Bitters. DO YOU WANT SOM ET TO STR F,NG THEN YOU? DO YOU WANT A GOOD APPETITE ? DO YOU WANT TO Bill LD ['YOUR CONSTITUTION? DO YOU WANT TO FEEL WELL? DO YOU WANT TO GET RID OF NERVOUSNESS? DO YOU WANT ENERGY? • DO YOU WANT TO SLEEP WELL? DO YOU WANT A BRISK AND 'VIGOROUS. 'PEELING? If you do, use lIOOFLAND'6 °EMMEN BITTERS. Prom Rev. J. iVetelon Braitit, D. D., Editor of the En cyclopedia of Religious laoudedge, Although not disposed It ;aver or recommend Pat. ent Medicines in general, through distrust of their in gredient, and effects ; I yet know of no sufficient rea sons why a man may dot testify to the benefits ho be lieves himself to have received from any simple prep aration, in the hope that he may thus contribute to the benefit of others. I do this the more readily in fegard to Ifootland's German Bitters, prepared by Dr. C. di. Jackson, ofthis city, because t was prejudiced against them for many years, under the impression that they were chiefly an alcoholic mixture. lam indebted to my friend Rob ert Shoemaker, Esq., for the removal of this prejudice by proper tests, and for encouragement to try them. when suffering from great and long continued debili ty. The use of three bottles of these Bitters', at the-he ginning of the present year, was followed by evident relief. and restoration to a degree of bodily and remit tal vigor which I had not felt for six months before, and had almost despaired of regaining. I therefore thank God and my friend for directing me to the use of them J N.EW TON BROWN. PIULAD'A., Jeer, 23 1661. Particular Notice. There are itrmy preparations sold under the name of Bitters, put up in quart bottles. compounded of the cheapest whisk ey or common flint, costing from !0 to 40 cents per Eallol3, the taste disguised by Anise or Coriand,r Seel This class of Bitters has caused and will continue to cause, as lung as they can be sold, hundreds to die the death of the drunkard. By their use the system is kept continually under the influence otAlcoltelic Stim ulants of the worst kind, the desire fur Liquor is crea ted anti kept up, and the result is all the horrors at tendant upon a drunkard's life and death. For those who desire and nail/ hare a Liquor Bitters, we publish the following receipt. (let One Bottle Ifoof lawf s &ma. Bitters and mix with Three Quarts of Good Brandy or lVltitkey, and the result will be a prep aration that will far excel in medicinal virtues and true excellence any of the numerous Liquor Bitters in the market, and will cost much less. You will have all the virtues of Hoofiand's Bitters in connection with a good article of Liquor, at a much IeSS price than these inferior preparations will cost you. Attention Soldiers! AND THE FRIENDS OF SOLDIERS. We call the attention of all having relations nod friends in the army to the feet that —IIOOFLAND'S German Bitters" will cure nine tenths of the diseases induced by exposures and privations incident to camp life. In the lists. published almost daily in the news papers. on the arrival of the s , ck, it will be noticed that a very large proportion are suffering from debili ty. Every case of that kind can be readily cared by lloolland's German Bitters. Diseases resulting from disorders of the digestive targy ns are speedily removed. We have no hesitation instating that, it these Bitters were freely used among our soldiers. hundreds of lives might be saved that otherwise will be lost. We call particular attention to the following re: markable and well authenticated cure of one of the nation's heroes, whose to use his own language, "bats been saved by the Bitters :" PIMATOMPOIA, August 23rd, 1862. 1 Messrs. Jena &Daum—Well, gentlemen, your Hoof an the German Bitters has saved my life. There is no mistake in this. It is vouched fir by numbers of my comrades, some of whose nano are appended, and who were fully cognizant of all the circumstances of my case I am, and have been far the last four years, a member of .Shernian's elebrated battery, and under the immediate command of Captain R. B. As res.— Threugh the exposure attendant upon my arduous du ties. I was attacked in November last with inflammation of the lungs, and was for seventy-two days in the hos pital. This was followed by great debility, heighten ed by an attack of dysentery. I was then removed from the White !louse, and sent to this city on board the Steamer .-State of Maine" from which I landed on the 23th of Jane. Simla that titre 1 have been a bout as low as any one could be and still retain a spark alvitality. For a week or more I was scarcely able to swallow anything, and if 1 did three a morsel down, it was immediately thrown up again. I could not even keep a glass of water on my stom ach . Life could not last under these circumstances; and, accordingly, the physicians who had been work ing Mithfully, though unsuccessfully, to rescue ma from the grasp of 'the dead Archer, frankly told me they could do noMore for me, and advised me to see a clergyman, and to Make such disposition of my limi ted funds as best suited me. An acquaintaece who visited me at the hospital, Mr. Frederick Stelubrom 0 Sixth below Arch Street, ad , islet me, as a forlorn hope, to try your Bitters, and kindly procured a hot. tle. From the time I commenced taking them the gloomy shadow of death receded, and 1 am now, thank Cod for it, getting better. Though I have but taken two bottles, 1 have gained ten pounds, aud I feel san guine of being Pa rattled to rejoin my wife and daugh ter, from whom I have heard nothing for 18 months: for, gentlemen, I am a loyal Virginian, front the vicin ity of Front Royal. To your invaluable Bitters I owe the certainty of life which has taken the place of vague fears—to your. Bitters will I owe the glorious privilege fof again clasping to my began those who are dearest to me in life. Very truly yours, ISAAC MALONE'. We fully concur in the troth of the above statement, as we had despaired of seeing our comrade, Mr. Malone, restored to health. JOHN OUDDLEBACK., let New York Battery. GEORGE A ACKLEY, Co C 11th Maine. LEWIS CHEVALIER, 92.1 New York. L 11 SPENCER, Ist Artillery, Battery F. J B FASEWELL, Co B 3d Vermont. HENRY 11 JEROM E, B do. HENRY 17 MACDONALD, Co C. 6th Maine. JOHN F WARD. Co E sth HE BM AN KOCH, ATHAEL B THOMAS, Co F 95th Penn. Co II 72d New York. N ANDREW NI .1 KIMBALL, Co A 3d Vermont. JOHN JENKINS, Co B 196th Penn. Beware of Counterfeits I See that the signature of " 0. M. JACKSON," Is on the WRAPPER of each bottle. PRICE PER BOTTLE 75 CENTS, OR HALF DOZ. Yoh $4 00. Should your nearest druggist not have ti o article, do not be put off by any orate intoxicating prepara tions that may be offered in its place, but WOO to us, and we will forward. securely packed, by express. PRINCIPAL OFFICE AND MANUFACTORY, NO. 631 AIWA ST, . 4. Jones & Evans.: (Successor to C. AL JACKSON & C 0.,) Proprietors. Anr.rOlt SALE by Da. coo. lions, opposite the Court House Lamtatow, re; and by bruggiats and Dealers In every town in the United States. May 27, 1868.—ly„ LEBANON, PA. Mist ettantim. NUMBER SIXTY-EIGHT. The 930 P. m, train had left me on the platforitl of the Carlisle station ; I was on ray way - to Glosgow, and had resolved to break the journey by sleeping at the Railway Hotel, because it had a convenient entrance lroai the platform. As f was seeing my luggage•put on a truck a middle aged, portly man, of like manner, and with a fine voice, came up to where I stood, and commenced an elaborate search among the pile of baggage for a trunk he had loat—a black trunk with white dial - ponds on it. .He expressed. himself vexed and distressed at hav ing lost it, and seemed quite 'unable to determine what course to pursue. I sympathised whith him, and went with him to the telegraph office, where be telegraphed to Dover for the post luggage. 'What hotel do you go to r said the stranger., in a deep, rich, comfor• table voice. I replied, 'To the Railroad Hotel as I leave by the 6:15 train in the morn ing for Glasgow' 'That is my train and my destina tion,' said the stranger ; 'so I will go to the same hotel.' He was a stout man, standing a, bove five feet seven, neatly dressed in a dark frock coat, lemon colored i\lar• sala, waiscoat, arid black neckcloth.— He wore the sharp standing collars of the last fashion but one, and he car ried an umbrella, a telescope and an air cushion in one hand, while the fingers of the other played. with a heavy steel watch chain. He was_a. Man with large, well defined features, busby eyebrows, and a rather coarse but humorous mouth. 'When he lift. ed his hat I saw that he was rather bald, and had a scar high on his left temple. 'Beds?' the lady at the hotel bar, running her finger up and down a black multiplication table covered with white figures, with mysterious keys hanging below each of them, like fruit on the stem. While she was pursuing this task with the air of conferring a favour rather than of welcoming guests, the stranger, who bad already introduced himself to me as Air. Thistlewood, whispered in my ear : 'Do the custom house officers take bribes?' saw, of conrep, that,, he meant this a joke, and I laughed. .„. 'Of course not,' I said. 'They'll pass our luggage directly.' Mr. Thistlewood was evidently a born humorist, for not the slightest return smile dimpled his face as ho replied 'Well, so I thought; they'll search it more completely, I suppose when we get - to Excellent satirist ; he meant to ridi cule our absurd custom house restric tions, and to glance incidentally at the speed of modern traveling, as if Carlisle were only the first station on some great and perilous journey we were about to undertake. ,Sixty seven and sixty eight, John,' said the lady, handing the keys to the porter, who instantly shouldered my trunk and began to ascend the stair case. , Would you order dinner sir Y' he said, as he let the portmanteau drop at door 67. 'Dinner for two,' I answered, gland• ing at my new friend, 'and as soon as possi 'What'll you have, sir ?' 'Soup, a whiting or so, and a roast fowl.' 'Exactly,' said my friend. 'Sorry, sir,' said the 'porter to Mr. Thistlewood, 'that there is no glass in your room, sir ; chambermaid broke it yesterday; get you ono di. redly, sir.' 'No, no, no, no,' said Toy compan ion, rather irritably, '1 never allow glass in my room. Bring a glass and I leave the house.' As he said this he smiled at me, as much ,as to say this a joke of mine to startle the por ter. 'Oh, of course not, if you don't wish sir,' said the porter, shutting rue in 67; and leading Mr. Thistlewood into No. GS. To wash, dress, and put on slippers after a long journey, is a gre - fit pleas ure. 'My room. 67, had a &de door open. ing into 68, and as my washing stand stood near it, I could not help hear ing my eccentric friend talking to himself as he took off his boots. All that I could distinguish however, were these remarkable words : 'The discrimination of logic by Jack Sheppard, as the homologyof thought from psychology, as the phenomeno• nology of mind, as Dr. Johnson very truly said to Tippoo Sahib, will not hold SIIALABALA This shalahata was shouted so loud that 1 thought it right to answer the humorist, or actor, or ventriloquist, or professor, or whatever he might be; I tapped at the door. 'How about Tibet now ?' replied a voice ; and then there came a curious chuckling laugh, and the question, 'Do you understand comic fluxions ?' 'Not a bit I answered; 'and, what's more, I never even heard of them.' mdre did _Hegel,' he replied, 'till the Bampton Professor came and Moses was wrong about the height of the Pyramids,' What exhaustible fancy. There was a tap at my door.. 'Dinner's ready, sin' 'All right,' I replied. 'We'll be down directly. I was down first, and Thistlewood was not long after, me. The soup WEDNESiAY, DECEMBER 30, 1863. . „ C=l3 in, and rpy companion auperin tended tho'inreen. 'Soup ??..said he. I noddo&in the affirmative. *gDo you profess ontology or den tology ?' slid he, 'for as I took off my boots just now it seemed to me that you ware one li of those persons who would smile at the baseless .clia leetic of Plato, Aar deride the irra tional logic'of liege]. Walter, you've forgotten the bread—stale Pardon• me, air, buqam an ,enthusiast, as you. have perhaps already guessed.' " - 'A great fiumorist,' I said, laug,bing; 'and a marrAof science, lam sure.' 'You're right, sir, you're high said my.friend i +ther vociferously. 'Cay enne pepp44.,Waiter I I devot ed . 3 , , ,,, m i t f. 3 ro" leg:4o r i s roomS .in' St. Bees to eredying• the solar spots and the causes of !Am sun's heat. I have only yesterds.y discovered a clue —to what do you think,- sir? Tell the cook, waiter., there is WO Much salt in this soup.' really eannot, guess.' No. thank you, no more soup. Terpetii•al motion, . that's all,' said my Cc:cent:tic friend, coolly, - as. he re moved : the cover . of, the fish, l'll.ex plain it to you. 'in a moment with, pieces of bread. This crust is D, that is a rod fixed by one end to a beam supporter,,wiii . le these bits of crumb, A, B and C (this .big one's 0), are threepair ,of levers, forming a paral lelopielon ,; this spoon is D ; the piston rod attached ter 11, the salt cell er ; this knife, E, is the hot water pump con nected with the parallel motion at F; this fork----: I suppose I looked rather wander ing; for my oevti friend took mercy on see,' he said, 'you don't follow my definitions. I will explain it better after dinner ) with French plums on a clear table—l% or wing r My friend was a mastermind; that was quite eviciftt. How conld . I ex- Peet to follbw the flights of such, a mind 'Potato r, 'Thank you? 'lt was I,' he said, (who invented Papin's digester, Arnott's stove, and the Argand la;mp; but they've robbed me of them all. It was I. who discov ered the plat) of water tight bulkheads the paddle bdx, lifeboat, Eley's ear triges, and, the percussion cap ; but they rob meisir of everything—glory, Three per Chnts,Realdel Monte, Mex icans, everything. They'd burn me if they could, because l anticipated them.:with.„;the sewtng machine, the oyster opener, the screw bootjack, and the apple-pip, eruber.' +You'reflot the first inventor,' I said laughing a the eccentric variety of my friend!J studies, 'who has been robbed of tis due fame. Look at Gal ileo. knew said,Thistlewood ; 'he lived in St. Mary axe, and sold station ary.l.llllis of a green complexion. Some mo 'fowl, sir?' . The nu •ette of this remark made me laugh n spite of myself. 'lf you lease; a drumstick will do. I prestim: from that remark, you en tertain sole eccentric notions about transmig ation ?' 'Of cou se I do. I call all men who die, dive' ; they return, but I know them agar; different names of pro fessions ;I but, Lord bless you ! the same laws and' manners. Oh, I've. got my ele on the divers I—There's a butcher ives opposite MC ; fat, square face, bid) eyes, like a prize-pig, stands straddliiir at his door, with his hand on his \ ist. People call that man Jackson of No. 83,Whiteehapel road. Who do cu think he really is ?, 'Can't ,Fuess.'• 'Henri the Eighth ; simple Henry the Eigfith. Nero is a prize-fighter, Francis he First is on the Stock Ex change, IStierateS keeps a cheese shop on Ludgiitc-h ill, Tamerlane writes for . 1 , a Sunda paper, Marlborough is now an omni trs conductor. Oh, I've got my eye f ifi them!' I neady fell off my chair laugh ing. I , ' 'ltobejpicrre cuts hair, Louis the Elevent¢ is a dissenting minister, and Bossucti edits Hood's Works.—Oh, I know thOM,-I know their faces—they can't. t:iceive. mc.' Hero the conversation drowed, for the waiter brought in some slTerry we had ordered : when we bad helped ourselves, had nodded and sipped our this extraordinary man asked, 'Were you ever in a balloon ?' 'I never had that, pleasure.' 'A pleasure, indeed,' said the cnthu• siast; 'but I once had a most remark able escape. Seine villian jealous of my fame, substituted fulminating mercury or the sand usually used for ballast. Luckily, I was taken ill:the night before. The man who went up in my place (by a special Providence), when ,balf a mile high, just over Lam beth was blown to a cinder ; his watchi fell in a garden near Norwood, and was given me as a keepsake.- - acre it is. You observe the dent on the right hand side? That's where it struck a milkman who was walking up to the back door at the time.' don't see the dent,' said I, look ing closely, 'but here is the name of the maker; that's Dent.' Mr. Thlstlewood exploded with laughter. 'Oh, you sharp fellow,' he said, 'you see in a moment when I'm drawing the long bow. Pass the wine.' That insatiable tongue began to tire. 4 t ,The day's excitement and the fAigues of the journey began to tell. We both grew silent and sipped con templatively ; first I yawned, and then my friend yawned looked at the can• dies on the sideboard.' Then we light up again. *nit the American war, about the *rouge: of Poland, About Mexioo f e,bont the rue amusements •'+ ' " now i n vogue, about sensational books, and other matters.. Finally, We Went up stairs together and shook hands.at my bedroom door.. had blown out thelight, and ices just tumbling into bed, when ni ycon science smote me. I had forgotten to wind up. my watch. I instantly opened my bedroom door and relight ed my candle at .the little 'blne,jet, of gas.burning in the corrider 5 then go ing back to my room, a'n'd shutting the d00r,..1. took down .my 'coat and searched"my pockets for My keys. I dived, and brought, up . Bradshaw, a pocket-hankerchief, and a rumpled ball of paper, which, being smoothed out, revealed itself as an - ill treated copy of the Times, As it lay before me nn ; the nrawerq, just 45 I was bend. ing - to. b'low out t b:0 .tin'ndlei-_ ray eye fell on an advertisement,. at the top of the second . column ; seeing the words 'CAUTION TO 110TEL7KEEREILS it riveted there, until I had devoured every syllable. The terrible adver tisement, that seemed suddenly to turn my heart into, a large lump of ice, ran thus: "Caution -to Hotel- keepers ! SAN INSANE GENTLEMAN 0f middling stature, stout, rather bald, black hair and. bushy eye. brows, dressed in black frockcoat and Marsala waistcoat, carrying a few papers, an air cushion, and an umbrella, is going about seeking accott modation with anybody who will-trust him. lie has no means, and is dangerous. Information leading to his discovery, given ,to Mr. Oxford, news agent , Clerkenwell, shall be 'retracted? Good heavens! thought I, as the paper dropped from my bands, a dangerous maniac in the next room to me! Shall I alarm the house . ? No; that, on second - consideration, I thought unadvisable, for should I be mistaken in my companion's identi ty, I should lay myself open for an action of defamation; false imprison ment, or some other horrible thing of that. kind. Besides, madmen were only dangerous, I said to myself, un der provocation, and on their special topics, Ile might fancy himself .Emperor of China, or a land turtle, a washing basin, or a cucumber; but there was no great harm in that ; no I would shake off these fears—per haps, after all, utter groundless—lock the doors, and sleep soundly until Boots called me for the early train. Once away in the train, I could easi ly cross-examine my companion in such a way as to elicit his insanity, if it really existed, and could then act accordingly. 1 determined, however, before go ino to bed, to reconnoiter, so I quiet. .Iy, stole bare foot to the door of com munication. between the two bed• rooms in order to liaten. I put my eas to the chink, and could hear a drowsy voice, as of a man alMost asleep droning nonsense verses and weights and measures. Thus t 'lf A is to B What D is to According to Bohn's deductions, Then F is to me What 0 is to P That's my theory of comic flue tions' Then the voice stopped like a clock work run out. A moment after it continued, more drowsily : • 'Ten gold itehebus equal ten gold copangs, Fifteen mass equal ono itehebo, One oban equal three . copangs, One kodama equal fifteen conclor i nes, Ono manogoga equal ten thousand iekmagoga, One tattamy equal Here the voice stopped, and a tre meniious sonorous snore followed.— The man was mad, that was evident; bUt he was harmless, and he was a sleep. I felt in the darkness—for 1 had blown out my candle—for the key. There was none ; so I contended my. self with quietly placing two chairs in such a way as that no one could open the door without moving them and awakening me. I then took out the key of my bed room door; plac ed it under iny pillow and jumped in. to bed. For some twenty minutes 1 sat up listening to the heavy snoring of Mr. Thist!wood. I theA lay down, fell asleep, and dreamed. Presently a low creaking noise awoke mo, and I started. up in my bed. Yes, it was the maniac 1 There was the chairs moving slowly back, and there was the door opening wider and wider. Well, he might he restless and curious, and yet mean no harm ; he might be sleep-walking, and yet be amiable and tractable. My bed iv as far from the door, so I turner my bead towards the door, rolled in the bed clothes, leaving only one eye clear, and lay as still as a mummy The door opened, and Thistlewood entered on tiptoe. He was in his long night gown but there was noth ing else spectral about him. He had his boots on, his face was red, and his smile was as pleasant as over. It was just daybreak. and the cold pure gray light showed him clearly to me as be pulled.up the blinds and looked around with great- curiosity but perfect composure. He was talking to himself. 'Kepler,' he said, 'you invented the pendulum. Bacon, you discovered turtle-soup. Rum ford, you invented the patentsbaving box. But yon are all fools compared to me, for I discov. ered the egg-whipping machine, the oyster-opener, the knife cleaner, and Belt's brandy.' All of a sudden. the reflection of himself in- my pier glass caught his eye, and the sight of it seemed to drive him ' to fiiry. He lifted his right foot and drove it through the glass, which shivered into ,tboallaoa .pieces. ; ,Thenia a Tcomeat he ,brllke the logs off two ehaiia,, and shattered WHOLE 'Nth 157 _ • , t;he second ' glass, the washing, jog, - and t'lle‘glaiaover the fire place. know yeti,' he cried, 41 know you! You have been followl'ng me for years, yot 'dog me every Where.--- I see you in The sunshint, in the moonlight, on - the 'walls, on the ceil ing, in tire silver spoons, in the liqua rium, in the shop-windows, 'every where and everywhere. I will thus Beat and smash you, hell born image of myself l' `As he said this he pounded the fragments almost to dust, danced on them, and laughed'as . they splash ed, around him. Then, "gazing at a huge hatchet shaped fragment of plate grass, ho cried looking toward my bed : 'But where is that wretch who de hie,d last nialit that I invented -per petual motion rt vas te Whe'filled this room with images 'to vex and dog me. Stop 1: I'll go and get my razor; it'll do it 'cleaner' 4 ' The moment he darted into his room I leaped out of bed, rushed in to the corridor, and quickly locked my door on the outside. Then I tried the key in his, and finding it fitted I locked his door too. 1. heard him scream and howl,drag down the bed curtains, and rushed at the door, and kicked,? thumped, and cut at the wood with his razor, as he cried : Forty days have I been in the wil derness. Newton, let me out, and bring me a boiled pelican; Kelper, some brandy-and-water; and tell the landlord, Flainstead, there's a man run away here without paying for hie bed. Cut his throat, I tell you, for be says I didn't discover perpetu al motion !' I ran to the end of the corrider, where some twenty hells hung. I beat on them all, till every person in the hotel came to my help—landlord, waiters, chambermaids, ostlers, guests everybody. I told ,theur of my nar• row escape, and Of the madman, and we then arranged to secure him—by flinging blankets over him when we opened the door and rushed in. We did secure the man after a tore mendous,struggle for his strength was superhuman. We then tied his hands behind him, and sent for the police to put a straight•waistcoat on him to take him into custody. Next day his keepers arrived , and took charge of him. It appeared that he was a professor of St. Bee's, seien • Otte inventor, who had gone mad partly from over study, but still more from being rejected by a lady. Ev er since thatrejection, be had inken it. into his head that hewils so duper anly hideous that no one, male or female, could bear to look at him; and he had in consequence taken a marked hatred to all mirrors and looking glasses, which he had made a rule of destroying wherever he found them. A MONSTER IMPROVEMENT, Erection of Two Hundred and Forty _Dwellings. The greatest improvement of the age is that which is now progressing in the northern section of Philadel phia, consisting of the erection of no less than two hundred and fifty dwell ing houses on the site formerly oceu• pied by Camac's Woods. The build. ings stand in eight rows, in Eleventh street, Marvine street, 12th street, Caruso street, and 13th street each one extending from Montgomery to Berks streets. The buildings in the main are all constructed alike, those on the corners being fitted up for stores, They are all three stories in height, with small grass plots in front, surrounded with neat and handsome iron- railing.. They con tain all the modern improvements of the day, being supplied with gas, bath rooms, and many other conve niences. Each house contains on the first floor a large saloon-,, parlor, dining room and kitchen. The up per stories contain a sittingroom and four bedrooms, with a back stair en trance. The corner houses on Berks street have largo bow windows on the first and second stories, with a ten foot side yard. Taken all togeth er, the houses are commodius and roomy, and such as are now needed and much sought after. The row on Eleventh street, it is calculated, will he ready for occupa tion in two weeks, while the whole block will be completed by the first of next May. This is, without doubt, one of the most gigantic enterprises ever undertaken in that city. The construction of these dwellings will populate a section of the city, here tofore nothing but barren lots, and will much increase the value of real estate in that neighborhood, thus stimulating others to engage in sim ilar enterprises. Besides this, a great improvement of this kind gives em ployment to hu ndreds df workmen - - the,most deserving class of our corn inanity, and irivolves in it the invest ment elan immense capital. Those who have not visited that section since the commencement of these buildings could scarcely realize the change. The place was formerly a great wood, and was a favorite place of resort for parties, picnics, &c.— The wood has now disappeared arid in its place stands a group.of neat brick houSes, which on account of their similarity present a pleasing picture to the spectator. As soon as these buildings are finished, the same party contemplate the erection of , One hundred'and eighty more of ta larger size and'Of more cost. They will occupy, lots irinnediately north of the ,present: ones. H404.E8:'13 DEFEAT AT RING G9Ll). Many of the most respectable West= #t AFAMILY PAP4R. FORTOWN AND CGIDNTRY. IS PRINT/ID AND PUBLISHED WEEKLY- By WM. M. BEZSLO, - - 241 Bt.,* dr 'Vlinckfo NeW allding, Cumbirleindlit At One Dollar and Fifty Cants a Year. 'aßir" ADVERTIBRKEXISIi rte s attie. 'nirnal rates. 'VI The friends of the astablieEle i it, iiitialffeliiNfc gorier ally are respectfully solidited to a end'ldtliair iirders. AM-LIANDBILLS Printed et ' RATES OF POST CE. In Lebanon County, postage free . In Pennsylvania, out of Lebanon oonniy3 , Vants'pe, quarter, or 13 cents a year. Out of this State, 6% cte. per quarter, or 26 ciS. a year if the postage is not paid in advance, rates are don We. ern papers ate'vety earnest in t Wert dentmciat?Ons of 'the blunder by 'Gen: Hodker at Ringgold ; where it is said that some five 'hund'red of his best, troops 7 —msri from .I.llinois ' and hio —were foolishly sacrificed. Thee army correspondent of the:St. :Louie, Republican writes as follows of the matter: the conduct of Hooker, in . Vitshing so many : brave 'Men into the .j - aws;:if death, cannot he too severely repro_, hended. He-bad. won laurels at the bride of Lois - kola Mountain, and head was turned, and be was imps= tient to obey the strict orders of his superior. In :his impetuosity—Lwilk not insinuate that he had taken a, thief into his mouth to take away his brains, though that is currently reported—he determined to carry the post here, regardless of its strength ; and of the loss-of life which an asea26l l t would entail. Gen. :.Grant demanded an explanation of his unprecedented conduct, when : Rooker - replied that his skirmishes became engaged, and that it was a point of honor with him to sustain them. The object of send ing them out was to assert in the sition of .tbe rebels, while a flank movement was made upon them, which must have resulted in the cap ture of most of them, but by his reek lessness, Rocker lost us the a - dvan Lego which this would have secured, and consigned hundreds of brave men tO their graves. LOST JEWELS The death of an obscure German artist; and the recent revival before one of the Paris courts of the celebrated diamond necklace cause celebre, bring to mind a singular adventure which caused some years ago great scandal at the Court of Munich. Before Lola Montez went to the capital of Bavaria, King Louis' atten tion was attracted by a German prima donna, Charlotte Kendrick. One morning King Louis discovered, as he crossed the palace nursery, the floor of the room cov ered with his children's toys; among them were several doll babies. He was then on his way to Charlotte Kendrick's rooms. He thought that a single doll would scarcely be missed among the na -, merous toys which filled the floor. He put one of them, the first he could lay hit hands upon, in his pocket. When he reached Charlotte Kendrick's lodgings he gave the doll to her child, and forgot everything about it. While the King was closeted with the prima donna, the palate was in an indescribable state of confusion. A great robbery was discovered to have been committed in the Queen's bedchamber. A valuable turquoise, surrounded with enormaus dia monds, and worth above $20,000, had been purloined. The enfortunrie occur rence was concealed as lorig as possible from the king, for he had given the jeivel to his wife, and prized it extretnely. It could not be kept longer from likn, and the moment he was informed of it he sent for the police, and ordered that no pains should be spared to discover the culprits whom he vowed should be severely pun; ished. Several servants were arrested upon suspicion. A state concert was given that same evening. All the diplomatic corps and the most distinguished company of court were present. The daring robbery com mitted in the morning was the subject of general conversation. The turquoise was familiar to everybody in the court theatre. Charlotte Kendrick appeared in the third piece; it was some favorite, bra vura from a grand opera. She, wad dressed in light-blue silk, trimmed with white lace. She advanced to the front of the stage and bowed to the sovereigns, and then to the other spectators. As she rose from the profound obeisance made; all eyes were riveted with astonishment upon her stomacher; there glittered the royal gem lost that morning! A buzz of wonder ran around the room. The King blushad deeply. He saw at once how the alleged theft had oc cured. His children, finding the breast= pin on the royal table, thrust it into the dress of their favorite doll. He had not observed it, and had given it with the doll to the prima donna's daughter. Charlotte Kendrick did not see the valuable breast pin until after the King's departure. She thought he had, for delicacy, adopted this indirect way to make her a valuable pres ent; and to thank him aS delicately she wore it next her heart at the state concert. The King was obliged to confess what had taken place, to explain the Mistake to the prinia donna, who with a heavy heart sur= rendered the valuable trinket The palace servants were at once released with a val uable gratuity in money to compensate Ihem for their imprisonment. . TO 111 Y FRIENDS AND CLIENTS. AS I sr all necessarily be absent from the County 1%. during the 'session of Congress. I bare Made ar. , tan gem„„ is w ith ,toe:e W. RYON, Esq., of Pottsville, to take charge of my legal business. My office Will he kept open na heretofore and those of my friends and clients haring legal b»siness 'nay depend sport its re• miring prompt and efficient attention. Mr. Ryon is a gentleman of extensive legal learning and long experi ence at the bar. I hare full conildenen in hie ability, integrity and industry, and I therefore cheerfully commend the interests of my clientB and friends to his core and attention. Mr. F. W. CONRAD will also remain in my office, . . Respectfully. ,MYER STROUSE Pottsville, Pa., Dec. 2,1362-3 m. . . Lebanon 11;Mali Sleek lbr Sale. ir,„ SHARES of the STOCK of the LEI:UNIT:4 1.0 BANK, [new] are (glared Ter sale. Apply at tbi ADVERTISER OFFICE. Lebanon, Dm 9,1563. xcueu LOMIACRZ. LEBANON Door, Sash and Steam Planing Tlllllll-1110111—‘1 11 E0 Located on the Steam-Ilottst Road, near Cumbertand Street, East ItFanon. run E undersigned respectfully Inform ' - I the public in general, that they grill till manufectdre and keep on hand, Door, Sash, Shatter, Blinds, Flooring, Weather-Donnie, CI Gee Spring ' 114 ! 4- ' l-11 "" Mouldings, of all sizes, Wash- Boards; Gating, Barbara. Cornices, and all kinds of BUILBING MATERIALS for Houses. We also construct - the latest and most fm= proved Stair Caring and Hand Railirik, au:Habra foe large and small buildings. We now invite Farmers, Mechanic's and Builders to call and examine our stock, which we,. will warrant to give entire satisfaction to all who may favor the under signed with their custom. LONGACRE 8 GABEL. Lebanon, April 23,1802. P. 3.—There la also all Moth; ofrom TURNING at the Name Mill. Planing, Sawing, ke., pptly at far those who may furnish Lumber.. lotor G. aim*
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