lob lltiuting:
0.3 CP E195zY,39M5 4 t=mcactsmenautcp , rpticzas - a,,
,vraay um! Troinpfly Ea.:mud, at the
ADVERTISER OFFICE, LEBANON, PENN'A
Tine establishment is now s upplied with an extensive
assortment of JOB TYPE, whkh will be increased as tha
patronage demands. It can now turn out Pitifilivfo, of
.very description, in a neat and expeditions manner—
and on very reasonable terms. Such as
Pamphlets, Checks,
Business Cards, Handbills,
Circulars, Labels,
Bill Headings, Blanks,
Programmes, Bills of Pars,
Invitations, Tickets, &c., &C.
iS4—Dstms of ail kinds. Common and:lodgment MOOS.
School, Justices', Constables' and other Mow, printed
correctly and neatly on the best paper, constantly kept
for sada at this office, at prices "to snit the times."
....Subscription price of the LEBANON ADVERTISER
One Dollar and a Half a Veer.
Address, War, M. llarsu:c, Lebanon, Pa.
Ogi
FOR BENT.
r. A PRICK HOUSF:, 11111 i SIX. ROOMS and
... HALF' A LOT OF (mourn), on Plank Road
!!I Street. Apply to JACOB IttEDEL,
" Lebanon, May 25,11159,
FOR RENT
pp ROOMS-4 on the second, and four on the third story
—of which 2 rooms with OAS LIORT can be lot to.
..agether, and a LARGE BASEMENT, with a email
; room and Lollar, on Cumberland street, in the Bor•
ouch of Lebanon. are offered for Rent. Apply to
Lebanon, January 2t3,180. MIN C. RiMPiElt,
A fine fluidness Room.
FIR. RENT
A Into business Roam in S. J. Stine's now building,
two doors east of the Buck Rotel, 'war tho Court
Hilda& Tnquire of S. J. STINE
*anon, rob.:, 1669.
tore Room, de., for Rent.
LARGE STOREROOM, BASEMENT. and TWO
Rusiness or °Mee ROOMS on the second
floor, ho the new brick building lately erected
by the subscriber, on Cumberland street, coat si 7f,
of Wallet. are offered for Rent. The *shore
itlll rent rd separate or together, ac intty be desired.
Apply on the premises, to S. P. KENDALL,
Lebanon, Slarch 9,1959.
House 10 Itetml.
E of the nzw trioatory brick hansom on the
O n!.
Plank Road, near the Lebanon Valley 'lea
rned. Apply Immediately to
Lebanon Feb. 2, lir ^
Private Sale.
min subscriber ace s at Private Salo bis now two.
1 story brick DWELLING 110E8E, situated in Eliza
bath street, Lebanon, Pa. The lime le 17
by 2S feet, has 2 rooms on the first floor
and 3on the second, The other Improve- see
meats are a good WASIWIOUSE, Bake- I . •
oven, Cistern and Gorden. The Lot is 59'14
by 00 feet. The above property is all new
and In a good condition, and will be sold on easy terms.
Possession will be given on the lst day of April, 1.860.
Apply to Photographer.
Lebanon. Ang.l, Aug.1859.-ti.
Priva le Sale.
1 - 11111 F. i.ZubAcrlbor o ITcrs at private sale all that certain
1 farm or tract or l and, situate partly in Pinegrove
township, Schuylkill county, and partly in Bethel turn.
Lobalion county. bounded by landsof Eck. ,
rrt and (Wilford, Benjamin Ayerigg. Daniel
DoubertP rul others, contaiulug ono hundred and !!I
torty•eight acres and a quarter, with thrtappar-
Nuances. cOnsisting of a two story log dwelling huge.
(weather boardod) a 1?,5 story log dwelling holm, a now
hank barn, other out.bulldings. ands new watorpoWer
saw mill. For terms, Ac., which will be eas‘y, Apply to
MAT(llif,l, Agent.
Phlegm°, April 20,1850.-tf.
Orphan& Court Salt..
Tif pursuance of an order of the Orphans' Court of
Lebanon comity, wilt be exposed to puldt: sale, on
,Saturday, August 13, '69, at the public house of William
A. Moyer, in the borough of Lebanon, the Heal Estate
of PstEp. 3iortn, dcc'd., ronsPrislng n weather boarded
frame DlVELlitigli-ElOUtfr., one and ono half
storks high. with Lot fronting 33 feet on Eliza- e
Loth street, and 95 foot deep. situate in the bor
ough of Leban sts. :Said property adjoins on
Use north lot of ileorge tlasser and others, and south tot
of John 'Uwe Sate to continence at 2 &chick, P. 31.,
7grben conditions wilt be inside known by
SOLOMON II a UER, Administrator.
fly the Court—J. B. 1.14.111 T, Mark,
July 18, 1855.
VA I,UABLE 130R0t1011 PROPERTY AT
PRIVATE SALE.
WM: subscribersolicr at Private Fate, their
1. NEW DWELLING MUSE, Pituated on "a
Vinnberland Strinvt, t earner of Pinogrove Alley, ,
}lnd Lebanon, nod at present occupied by them. ^
The HOUSE and two }dory Kricims are mutmtannany
Witt of brick, contain it Rooms most of them papered
and lighted by gas; a never tilling Well with excellent
water, ad well ad a Cistern In the yard. Summer Kiteb
on, Duke Oven, and other out buildings. Th u hoT
feet Irma, and runs back to Jail Ally, 198 feet. On the
rear port of the Lot is erected a two easy Frame:MOP
Pig hty, The Garden Is in a find rate math 'of
cultivation and contains a variety of Fruit Tree ah
44" The above Property 13 all in good condition, and
, s wttl.bs 54,1 'few. Title indisputable. and possessait to
lir, elven when desired.
s Fr.„, Any perFon &rims of purchasing and securing
pleitiant residence, will call and learn the term( or
ItEIZENSTEIN
opposite the Court House,
jobanou, June Et, 'O,l
AI,U AIiaa'LANTATION AT
Public Sale.
,
- xi rim, be sold at public sale, on the premises, in S.
Nit Lebanon 'township, about 4 miloa front Lebanon.
'l34' Vette front Corn Wall, and about a mile south from the
SiiienlTeFsieWii toad, on SATURDAY, A riVt.'ST V,
1550, at 1 o'cloek, P. M:, the following . Iteat Estate, riz :
A PLANTATION.
containining 121 :tyres and 100 perches, of execkcla
Limestone hand, in the best state of elAtiaation. The
improvements are a Weather lioarded log DiVELLINit
MANZ, a large SW EITZER DARN, Tenant
Hunts, Smoke House, two Wells with Pumps,
1. 1 ,H one of whirl: is octet faniug; running water
jf ljjL through the fields, fie. Abut 12 acres is
WOODLAND,
and 2 acrearif 'Young CUESTNUT SPROUTS. Said land
14 adjoined by Rudolph Shank, Jaya Unit., Isttat Smith
,upd others, Any person wishing to view the property
call upon the undersigned residing on t e premises.
'Conditions Will be made known on day of Pale by
July 27, 1R59,
lthW AGRI(' ULTURALSETTLEMENT',
To ALL WANTINO FAWN, „
RAREip9IITUNITY IN A DELIfiIITFUL AND
• lip; it . CIA ill ATE "bSIILES SOUTIIEAST,OS
?
• I ELFIFIA, ON TIIE CAMDEN AND
ATLANTIC RAILROAD, NEW JERSEY,
'old estate couelattng of several thousands ;?I:i:'TC9l
'Of produdivcroi/ has been divided into Farnie rare.
one Plies to suit the purchaser. A population Si prune
Fifteen Fiutalred, from various parts of ,the.'oViddle
States and New England have settled there; thepeatyear
improved their pieces, and raised salient ;drbyas. The
price of the lend is at the low cum of $ll to.s - ln per
acre, the moil is of the Beet quality for tfig g liertien of
Wheat, Meer, Clarn, Peaches. Crapes and. e si gma. IT
18 CONSIDERED THE BENT FIHHT. 'IN THE
UNION, The place is perfectly sciu're from fronts—the
destructive enemy of the fanner. Crimea grain .ereas
and fruit are now growing and can be Kea, Hy exam ,
ining the place Itself, a correct judgement can he form
gq,'ef tbe toridtietlveness of the laud. The terms are
titieCamy to secure the rapid Improvement of the land.
which L. only told for actual improvement. The result
has been, that within the past year, some three hundred
Ousts liaVe been erected, two mills, one eteum, four
eti/res some forty vloyarde and Peach orchards, pitied... 4
and alone number of other Improvements, muting it
a deetrable and active place of businene.
THE DI AltK ET,
as the reader may perceive from its location, 16 the
BEST IN THE UNION.
Produce bringing double the price than in locations
'away front the city, and more than double the mice
than in the 'Weet. Is Is known that the earliest and I
beet fruit* and vegetables in this latitude come from
New Jersey, and are annually exported to the extent of
mßlioos
In let:11011g here, the settler ham many adventages. - Z-
Ille Is within a few hours ride of the great drive et New
_England and Middle Staten he id 'warble old friends and
associations, he is in a settled country where every im
provement of comfort and eivitisai ion is at hand.
can buy pireV article he wants at the cheapest price,
*eV tell Thal rheuee for the ItigheSt, (In the Weal this Is
beamed ' ) he hat ochoole for his chndren, divine services,
and will enjoy en open whiter, and delightful climate,
where rums are utterly unknown. The result of the
change upon these front the novth, bee generally been
to restore ti•ent to an excellent stet.) of health.
In the way of building and imprevine, lumber can be
obtelned at the mills et the rate of $lO to $l5 per
thousand. Belden from the brick yard opened in the
place, every article can be procured hi the place. good
earpentere are at hand, and there Is no place in the
Union who no buildings and improvements can be made
cheaper.
The reader will at once be eireck with the advan ta
gee hero presented, end ask himself why the property
hoe not been teken up before. The reason is it was
never thrown in the market ; and mikes them etatc•
meets wore correct, no one would be Invited to exam
ine the land before purchasing. This all are expected
to do. They will see laud uuder cultivation. such Is the
'extent of the settlement that they will no doubt, meat
Ketone, from their own neighborhood ; they Win wit
nem the improvements and can judge the character of
'the population. If they come with a viuw to settle, they
should come prepared to stay a. day or two and be ready
to purchase, at locations cannot be held an refusal.
There are two daily treine to Philadelphia, and to all
settlers who improve, TUC naliao7io COMPANY (MVPS A
71111217 C1AT roe nix MONTIAN, AND A NALIDIPRICA Twist
ref sultan YEARS.
THE TOWN OF LLAmmogrox.
In connection with the agricultural settlement, anew
and thriving town has n• busily arisen, which presentr
indeematut for any kind of bustneu, particularist Stara
~
an d!,uilitifactories. The ghee business could he carried on
,n Ogee amilmarkerto good advantage, also Cotton
beehives' and nefactnries of agricultural implements
or Foundries for casting malt articles . Thee improve.
meet has been so rapid es to insure a constant and par.
eittneut increase of tinniness. Town lota of a good els e,
we do not sell Mel du", ee It would
$lOO effect the
and
im
provement of the place, can be had at f rom up.
wards,
The .fi'ammonkra -Firmer, a monthly literary and ag
li
rlcultnral sheet, containing full information of ana
%Denton, can he obtained at 25 cents per annum.
Title Indisputable—warrantee deed.; gieen,elpsr_ an of
d el . !
intimate once when money Is paid. Route to th e i
ap
Claire Vi atrestacharf PhlladulPillafor Balm °numbY,
Railroad, - 7% A. 51.. or 4% P. 3K. Fare nu
r cen en ta. When
there inquire tor 51r.Byrnes. Warding CODv
e l
.0.
emeson
band. Perth* had better stop with Mr. Ityra et, pr i m'.
'amid, until they have decided as to purchasill_g,
o n! hs .
will show them over the laud to ble carriage, Tres !_
.
Dense. Letters and applications can be addremo4 a.?.
Illa I n BYrnai, IlamMuuton P. 0., Atlantis Co.. New 'Jer
sey Or S. B. Coughlin, 202 South Fifth fitreet„
:Wt. or,,
and information cheerfully fon:dished.
July 13, 1349.-em. •
VOL. 11---NO. 8.
'WATCHES AND JEWELRY
NAIS , LO OF
WATCHES AND JEWELRY,
MT smarm FF
J. W . ACKER,
Cumberland St., next dour to Dr. Dineaweareea.
OCEAN TELEGRAPH!
CALL 4. SEE THE NEW STOCK
*or_
Dry-Goods, Groeery S; Crockery,
-AR Mr-
Al ROTE R8 9 S TOR C.
lEONARD ZIMMERMAN Informs his friends and it
4 public that be has just recited a new stock of
Goods for the Winter 'Trade,
which will bo found no cheap au tiny stock of the kind in
this town, consisting of all such HOOPS as are usually
kept In a firstclaso stare.
Particular attention Is given to Staple Goods for the
country trade, not neglecting the fancy articles for LA.
DIES' WEAR—such as Limes, Lawns, Edgings, Under
sleeves, Handkerchiefs. &e. -
GENTLEMEN aro incited to eitamine his CLOTHS
Caostmeres, Caltlnets, TWeeda t lttney Valor • Vestings;
'Velvets, Cords. Sc.
In the GROCERY demortnootit may be found a
splendid assortmentdes - Try need in the Family:
Coffee, Sugar, Spices, Teas. Mackerel, fie. In
CROCKERY the stock is well seleeted.
LEONARD ZIMMERMAN.
Are- Tim highest market price will ho paid for COUN
TRY PRODUCT:. - (Lebanon, Sept. 21. 1838.
GEO. W. KLINE
Feed--Fetd
ionsoNs in want of Feed lot (owe or Pigs, can O l h.
tam it dilly at the Lager Beer
.11BENVERY of the
subscriber In North Lebanon township. Price,
IV cents a bushel. LIENRY BAWFMAN.
Lebanon, Feb. 2,185 Q.
Booksdler and Stationet,
MARKET SQUARE, LEBANON.
A l l i t i n sto lr i Ll i a o y g s ra t p ul ik. h s an2 k t e te i l ic a s te o l v rn bi c tt , io t r i c i t e .
Poets nf Europe and this conft.ry, Classic Literature of
the German, Engliith, French. Latin, Greek and 'Hebrew, i
and light reading matter, ran be obtainedrile Store;
also, biblical histories of eiiiiiifts itutiztAw, ClUirlort
and . other subjects. The PreaCher, Teachq, Dueler.
Lawyer, Mechanic, everybody. can be accomntedated at
. WARD'S BOOKS'rOR.E.
School Rooks, Blank Books and Stationery of every •
deicription on hand. and sold at the lowest possible
C 4.101 PRICS. .
Also. Plano. Flute, Violin, and Guitar Musk, and rn.
struccors. The gnat feature of . .
WARD'S DOOKSTOrtE
Is that you can get all the MoUthly Magazines of Dos- •
ion, New. York, Philadelphia. rialtimdre, and all the 1
DAILY AND WEEKLY NEWSPAPERS
Of every city and town of importance in the United 1
States. .
Of every variety of pattern and prices; aka I
Window Shades, .
a new article, and sold at a little advance on c t price I
1
WARD'S
the place, in short, to go to for all you want fa h lino.
He dues not think it too much troulde to wait n his
eusturners;he is obliging. and what, is 110* thatt.,4l.
his cuatonlers will get what they want, and at prices
that will suit them.
Country Storekeepers and Retailers con be supplied at ;
litn3
and will save 2,s,piir'cent. by purehatig from hint, in
stead of at Philadelphia or elsewhere. ,
prompt attention.
for books, periodicals, &C.; Will receive
attention.
, BBB—Woes Bookstore Is the place. any
body 'can direct you there on inquiry.
Lebanon, March 94. ISM .„
•
T ELL'), Betsy, whore are you going that you are
dressed up sof .
3% , going to 3. 11.1KEIntri Adam Rine's Build
ing to ha p.my tik. , :ness taken.
itiacS.—Why ;‘,lo,itsu ge,:to Kelm and not to one of the
other reeirts,to taken 2 - •
Pictures nuarper e . `cloitter
and tocuretsnffdol 'Man...others and nearly everybody
goes to abri.
Ques.—Can tell me Lit pictures are superior
be others ?
.Arcs.--Yes I he bitil 6 year= '4
si 0 Itss Superior
Cameras. end all his other fixtures are of the most hip
proved kind.
Quer, —What kind of Pictures does be take]
all Ans.—lle tutees Amisretypei. and Melainotyiers;nr
sizes and inOcter finish: and photogranDif, from the
innallest up ' bo Size, Plain and Colored in Oil. lie
takes all sizes rfintogrßphs from Daguerreotypes of de
ceased person. And has the,M colored life like, by one of
the best Artists*. 'ci l inttes are reasonable and his
rooms are open every day (eaceld sundays front&sik-ht4:,
A. E
H. to 6, P. NI, Don't forget, KDl'd ROOSTS in tie
place you can get the Best Pictures.
Coal, Coal, Coal,
'\ kl e , i . t t i llu s tl o n e l i t t n n ed oh lz:Weze a c t tf .‘ t ll t i:f n o o r:t p t r lt e u
pared o supply the community with COAL, either
Wholesale or Retail, as we will keep all kinds of COAL
on band, such us
=EI
Pca, Chestnut, Nut, Met, Egg and Broken CO.IL, what,
red and gray ash, ,
whirl, we are constantly receleingrrom some of the best
Collieries in the Coal regions, and would here say that
we will sell our Coal us hi* as they can be sold by any
Person in the county, which we wilt Soil at our Mill, or
any part of the two boroughs.
MYERS & BIIOUR.
Geneemo .141 ille, Lebanon, Feb. 3, 1353.
Stoves / Stoves, Stoves.
Selling cheaper than at any other Stove Store
in Lebanon for CASK !
Ettbscriber Ben Stores at fromls
1 to 20 per cunt cheaper dial] any other establiahnient
In Lebanon. Call and 'see my stock, next door to the
Lebanon Bank. 1 cltarge nothing for 411U111111111ff. Thank
fal far past favors he hopes to still receive a share of
public patronage. JAMES N. ittleEßS»
Lebanon, Nov. 24, IssB.
` Who 11las not Seen the New
.
Siwn Put up!'
sa
.. 1:y STELLWAGEN A BRO.. at Akeir
'I WATCIi and JEWELRY ESTABiIEHMENT. 6 4 2
Tr ... Market street, one door belii*7th
.1 , adetpbia. But the Sigh is nothing , Phil-
P ,
0
3
..., J what is exhibited inside. Aruelican
—f'cl • Watches, In Gold and Silver Cases, Bail
rond Timekeepers of English anti alviss
makes; Fashionable Jewelry and Silver ware, and also
fine Table Cutlery, and the beet thing of all is that the
prices of all the attractions is within the range of the
tusaliat wickets. JiTELEWAGEII A 8110.
April 2't,1850. 632 ikPl..Ket street, Ehilad'a.
._____.---------
- RACK TO THE OLD PLACE!
G E G E R.
T_T EN ItY HARTMAN, the Well-known Brewer. 1010
1.1. removed his LAGER DEER SALOON to the large ,
and handsome three story house of Mr. Arnold,
in Cn , n
beriand street, west of the Plank Road, where he will he
pleased to see his old friends and the Pniiiic generally.
10..,Limberger and Swearer Cheese, Holland Herring
&c., wholesale titd Retail. his BEER is of his own with
nowu Brewery. Lebanon
STYLES. 1859
DAM RISE, in Cumberland Street, 'between
Market and the CoUt ll'OjAse,tiorth Side. has
now on hand a splendid .of. the New
Style of It ATS AND CAPS. for i'4 a laid bys, for
invi
iSMi,
to which the attention of the public respectfuily
ted. Slats of all prices, from the cheapest to the most
costly, always on hand. Ile basal:midst opened 5 0 "
did assortment of SUMM KR HATS, embrasing such as
STRAW, PANAMA , PEDAL, PEARL, HORN, Mi.,
HORN, SENATE, CUBI AN. and all others.
tyg...lle will also Wholesale all kinds of Hats, Caps,
Ice., to Country Merchants on advitittligeons terms.
Lebanon, April 21,
Swa tarn ColleglAte leeslittite
Jonestown, Lebanon. (Si-. -1514'
TILL Elites being finished. the Summer Ter will
roman:nee on Monday. 4th of .4pril. hates and Fe.
males of Um age of eight years and upwards , w 1111 " 111-
structed by a competent hoard of teachers. Pupils AVM
abroad will board with the principal. For circulars
containing pwtienlars, address any cue of the subtler&
ere. JOHN BRUNNER, Req.. Pree't of the Board.
HENRY J. MEI LY, Secretary.
I. D. RUPP, Principal. - •
Jonestown, Feb.
NEW GOODS! NEW GOODS! !
• .71 - 1 - ST moravED AT
HENRY & STINE'S
rIMIE Subscribers have just received the largest and
hest selected stock of GOODS in their lim e of busi
ness ever brought to this ,Market, and respully in.
vita their customers and the public in general to CALL
and Exastues before purchasing elsewhere.
Our Stock Consists in part of
LADIES' DRESS GOODS
Such us Splendid rich Silks; an elegant assortment of
Fine Chatty, Chatty Detainee, Limn', Barege Napoleon',
Tamertines. Crape Matta. Pall de chimes. lla Y ader° 14°.-
heirs and Fraveling Dress Mtiterials, Nike Styles. Fine
Lawns 1 0 Brewed, Pinks and Blues at 1234 cts . the beet
goods ""feedHENItY --- a STINE'S.
dadarS AND CSbatatßE ---
Light Coiorid .ina tine Black 'Cloths. Lightfancy oas
sitnores. much reduced. White Linen-Ducks and Duels,
Illarasillea Tedium prime assortment.
HENRY d STINE.
South Wag. Corner of Cumberland andldarket vends:
••• ti sF — 1 • , ,
- ' +
111111
t .
•..
•.. tor_
4 10 .
• a t,
$4
413E - rn t4O.
CLO C K S
Thirty Dab
Eight Day„
Thirty Hour,
CLOCK►,
Just Received at
T. J. BLAIR'S Jewelry Store,
Lebanon Pa
W. G. WARD,
(Successor to J. IN. 000 d,)
PAPER HANGING'S
ruorroGLIAPHS.
mot,.
- matt
I .atfrtr. Itertrg. 1.)
-eat"
,4 ' t•4
110
f 1
YE BREETkES nem =ff.
t —cia ".•••
4
Jnly—and yer here *eiders ; well,
I her been a lookin ittrye sum time singe,
An a hopin that ye wood'ut cum
At all, but yer bein here
Won't keep me from dpeekin out mi mind ,
Fur ire got no respect for yer presents, ye tuna'
Pest, wore than the frogs that plagued old Naar;
And made him let the gyptianball go free
But tkat's a olesubjee.
•
Ye needn't be Lenin rend and makin so much ado,
For yer nuthin but a skeeter no how,
A cussed little thing, and littler yif
When he was a wiggle tail.
Spose you don't remember *l= ye VIM from,
Folks ginerally do It when they git up a retch,
But I cant think what ye was made for, no how, 1
Copt it was to kope the perlece awake, Well,
I *Teat that was It- •
Sum ray ye sing, so does a hors,
The durodest singin ever I hearn, if ye call it sloe& i "• •••••-,-.,
Ye can quit, o. else lie own ire got no year turned to Syramise from Connecticut,father, an nee not•e you!"e -
;I d.t 11h " Fr ;
Foracu,ica ;if other pelts kip find - virtues In ye, 1 where they.haal remained with the . tered. •
skeet.= its morn I kin, I don't think yer _ • • .. _ 5' ttit7r norm :father 1" she cried-throw- i
Performamell ever raise an angel I, tine Wee,
Speshally-if I'm the angel,
•
'Well, yore tricky varmint after nll ;
Ye int me in mind of lawyers, and bout as tricky,
Yer always found inside a bar, reddy to
i Run up a bill, and it keeps a taller sparrin
Tu keep ye off, he Os no sleep,
i I Ye melt the nite roornin and the monde
' Nite, finis.
A AIINNIT TO THE BIG OX
,
Campos& while stnallid,*tilin 2 feet qf iifin and a
tuchin' hint new and tfien.
All hale/ thou mighty aniutill all hale I
You are 4 thousand pounds, and am purty wel
Preporsbussed, thou tremenJos bureau nuggit I
I wonder how big you was when you
Was little, and if y urn mother wud no you now
That you've group so long and thick and phat
Or if yore father would recoknize his ophspring
And his kali, fro :4 elaphanteen to quodropid I
I wonder if it hurts you much to ha so big,
I wonder if you groin it in a mouth or so.
I ssbe 'web Yoh %Eva yung they ain't gin
You skim milk , but ant the kVeate cos .kild star
Into pure littlestummick,last td see
now big yude gro ; and afterward tha no dont
Fed you on otes and ha, and rich like,
With perhaps en occasional puockin or squash I
,
In on probability you don't no yore cony '
Bigger than a ma:111164: for if yon did
Yude break doWn fences and switch yore tale,
And rush around, and hook, and beller,
And run over fowkene, than orful beat.
0, chat a let of nice Minz plan yude maik,
And managers, and yore tale,
Thitelt can't ova far faore phorty pounds,
m elk ny onto& barrel of oa.tale soap,
And ehdit't a lain of itakee be cut *ph pi,
Whiteh, with edit and pop* and termatur
Ketchup, wudn't be bad to talk, •
yhon grate and glerhAte insect i
"hut 1 must klose, 0 moat prodipas reptile!
And * for ml adminashun of yu, when yu di,
I'll rite anode unto yore ;Kelly and romanes,
Prononnoin' yn thi laribit of yore rare;
As I don't expect to hare a half b dollar
Agin to spore for to pa to look at yu, and as
I ain't a "dad hod," I wilt se. farewell!
Biordiantillti.
Fran. die Sin Prancisto Goide n Era.
THE OLD CAR MAN.
I have a mind to tell a story.—
' That it is brief, may be seen at
' ewe° ; that it is true I intik. eniphat
*VOW. If the reader despises
it becanSe :Of the first, or the editors
Of the Era reject it for the reason of
the last, then Will I eschew truth in
the future, and deVote inpnir td the
elaboratiOt of lies into Chapters and ,
the purgt fictions ititd volumes of
-seventeen hundred pages each.
With this Understanding, I proceed
at once to repriark-, that five years ago '
or thereabouts;
,John Aiusley—or
"Pap Airrsley;'" ache was familiarly
. called—was the owner of a hand cart,
'and earned a 4114
t "
eellaneous parcels from section
' of the city to the another, and
re
ceiving therefor theveasonable Tenau
aeration of fifty eet44161- road. To
designate the occupation theipro-si
;l6i language possible , 414 was a hand :
artniae, and When ndt .erriployed;
could alWaya he found
ing hours at the corner dr Montgoni
; cry and California streets. His hair
and long beard were quite gray and
his limbs feeble • andif he could not
shove its heavy a• Load through the
deep sand Or up th - e — eteep grade:above
him as the stalwart Teuton on 6 . li`-
posite corner, thereby losing many a
job and many It Aoßag, all. the light
loads in the neighborhood fell to his ,
lot, and kind-hearted men not unfre
quently traveled a square or two out
of their way to give an easy job to
Pap Ainsley. • ;
Four years age last September, (I
recollect the month, for I: - had a note
of 84,000 to pay, and waB adapelled
to do . some; pretty ,sharp ng
to meet it;) having twd Or three doz
en volumes of -110 - dltS teo trander to my
lodging, I gave Ainsley tile task of
transportation Arriving at my room ,
just as he had - deposited the 'gat arm
ful on the table, and observing that ,
the old man looked considerably fa
tigued, after climbing three flights of
stairs five or six times, I invited him. ;
• to take a glass of braody - -a bottle of
which I usually kept in my room, for
medicinal and soporific purposes.—
Although grateful for the invitation,
1 1 he politely declined I urged, but he ;
was inflexible. I was aetonished.—
"Do You never drink ?" said I. "Ve
ry seldom," he replied, dropping into
1 a chair, and wiping the_ persburation
from his, ferehead. "Well, if you
drink 'at all," I insisted, "yeti ivill not
find in the next twelve month as fair
an excuse for indulging, for you ap
pear fatigued and scarcely able to
stand." "To be frank," Bald the old
Man . , "I do not drink now. I have
ndt tasted intoxicating , liquor for fif
teen years—since- "Since wiien?"
I inquired, thoaeitleiselly, observing
his hesitation.
The old man told me Sixteen
years ago he was a well-to-do farmer
near Syracuse, N. Y. He bad but one
child, a daughter. While attending
a boarding school in that city, the
girl, then but sixteen years of age,
fOrMed :attiebinerit :for 'a • young
physician. Aciplainting her father.
LEBANON, PA., WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 10, 1859.
;
with the circumstances, he flatly re- "You are nOt going?" said the moth- : Pat fmdirtg himself in the centre of
fesed his Consent to her union with a er, lit that ii:Coment,-re-appearing, and I sea large b ::fielci t tliought it would be ,
man .he had /War seen, and removing , diseotering the old Man in, the act of ; gt,l et of time to go to the ~
her from School, dispatched ft note to . i passing into the, hall. - and remihing out, hie open hand he
the young gallant, with the some- I Ile stopped and partly turned
.his cried7',,
.•
.mt ~ ; . a
what pointed information, that his face, but seemed to lack the ; meek- "Strike, that, you can l'; .
presence In the neighborhood of the ' on to do aught else. "le said he , ,
. Jim :Wade a•clesperate - pase,bat Pat
Ainsley farm w ould not meet with fa- I had a little Alaria once that looked i havidg-pallt!d away his hand, Th e fell
vor. The reader of' euuree surmises ;kik, like me, Mother," shouted the ; after - the Oa*, remarking that "that
the result, for such a proceeding !-child, Mid her eyes sparkling with de- I was azi - Olif Woman's trick." .
could and can have but one result.—; light. 1 "TryeiVzow .shrieked Pat; with a
1
In less than a mouth- there was an ! The knees of, the old eartman tratit ! laughte;talatiing the .same open hand
elopement. The father loaded his'. bled, and he leaned against the door agalnet,,b. ia.owaimouth.
double-barrelled shot gun, and swore I for support. The lady. sprang to-' Jim pripai_ed;for a soekdologer, and •
vengeance, but failing to and the fn=; Wards him, and taking binby th e ' ; biengleglar massive "bnneb of fives"
glace, he . took to the bottle. Ibis ;arm, attempted to eandaet hiin to a:' in loving proximity with Pat's nose
good wife implored hbn not to give ; chair. . .. l and Moe W.. who pulled away his hand
way to despair, but he drank the 1 "No, 401" he eteltdined;" itc.t till as,hefore,'lie Se lli t.him reeling to the
deeper, and accused her of eneourag- ! you tell the I am forgiven." • earth, with
; the 083, of four teeth and
ing the elopeMent.. In three months I "Forgiven ?—for : what?" replied
. !I.large qeantaty-of blood, for "learn -
the wife died, and atm the expiration 1 the mother, in alarm. • - !lug him the.Y-aukee trick."
of a year, when the young 'Couple re- "Recognize in me your wretched I
turned to Syracuse from Connecticut, I father, and I need not tell your he fal
where they Juni remained with the , tered. _ •
parent's of ‘ tkie husband, they learned' . "My 'peor,father I" she cried-throw
that ile_plellnan, after the deUth of, ing her:ainis-atotind'his 'leek.; "Allis
his Wife, ef,Whieli they had of course ; forgiven—all forgotten I"
been afOned, had sold his farm,' All was forgiven, and the husband,
squandered the proceeds, and was al- ; when he returned late in the after-
Most destitite. Learning of their ar- I noon, was scarcely less rejoiced than
'ilyal, Ainsley drank himself into a i his good wife at the discovery.—
i'renzy, and proceeded to the hotel 1 Whether or not Bridget succeeded in
where they were :stopping, attacked ! changing the double eagle, I never
the husband, wounding him in the ! learned; but this I do know—it took
arm with a pistol shot, and then at. i the honest female all of two months
tempted the life.Of his daughter, who ; to unravel the ktedt into Which the do:-
happily, escaped uninjured through mestic affiars .of the family bad tied
the interposition of persons brought Fthemselves during her absence. Pap
to the spot by the report of the pia- Ainsley still keeps his cart, for mon
tol. Ainsley Was arrested, tried and 'ey would not induce him tiapart with
acquitted on the plea of insanity.— ! it. 1 peeped into the back yard of
The daughter and her husband re- : Dr. Eastman, one day last week, and
turned to Connecticut, since which ' discovered the old man dragging the
time the father bad not heard from favorite vehicle round the inclosure,
then. lie was sent to a lunatic ass 1 with his four Arend children piled
lute, from which he was dismissed of-' prieiniscaously, into•it,..
ter remaining six - months. In 1851 : A YQUNG tHriL OUTRAGED BY
he came to California. lie had fol- i A PRINCEI—THE CZAR A V EN
lowed mining for t*'d years, but find-' • . Glis HER WRONGS.
ing his strength unequal to thii Pm' i Last December,- an officer in ole
suit, returned to this city, purchased ! gent uniform of the eheralierGuards,
a hand cart, and—Ahe rest is known. galloped along one of the most crow
" Since then," concluded the old lharn, ;ed and fashionable streets in St. Pe
cowing his face in his hands in agony,; tereburg, Passing a magosin demo -
4 . 1. have not tasted liquor or have - I
! des, he saw a charming young girl
Seen my poor child. - I regretted i cuter. ; Ile followed her, and was
that I had been so inquisitive and ex- struck by - her cheerful but modest
pressed to the sufferer the Sympathy , grace, and the freshness and tender
-
1 really felt for him. , After that I i l ossw hi c h
seldom paSSed' u tlit boiner Withbut look- distinguished her. On
: her retiring, he learnt that she WAS
big for "Pap Ainsley," add netl. t the daughter of a poorehinowiek, (civ-I
Cer* him but to think of the sad story ' iliAtio that the shop-people worked
he had told me. i l foe her eta lOW tate, from admire-
One chilly, drizzling day in the tion of her youth and, character, and'
that she would return at six
December following, a gentleman '
.
having purchased a small marble-top 1 Th e officer, with two of his friends :
table at an auction room opposite, L .iudulged in a sumptuous dinner, in
proffered
to the old man the job of flaming his passionswith costly clam
conveying it to his residence on 1 Hague. But exactly at six; a large
Stockten streß. Not wishing to fie-' amid gorgeous troika, (a double-seated :
company the carrier, ho had selected ; siedge,) stopped near the mugusin,
the thee, probably, giving the best harnessed with three splendid her- •
assurance ci the careful delivery of i ses. The poor Olga advanced; was
the purchase. ! instantly half-stiffed in a fur cloak,
Furnished With the number
. of the
.: lifted into the troika, carried on to
house, the old (liftman, after a, pretty : Czarsko Zelo, where aeonvenient and
trying struggle with the st'C'eti ascent lonely house, of entertainmenaawait
of California street, reached iris des- : ed them, and was there brutally ray
tination, and deposited the table in : ishod, after indignantly rejecting ev- ,
the ball. blagerlega. moment, the' cry kind Of bribe. Thither reeistanee ;
lady did not sewn to StifiniCe the renal ilias so vi(ilemit that She diSligated the
son, until he politely infoiitied her :
fitees of her assailants.
that her husband (for such
he took -
On her return her father appealed
him to be) had probably by accident'
neglected to settle for the to the hated police, but in vain. `l'll©
carta g e : — i police master assured him that the
.‘ , Very well; .I. will pay you," said the
criminals could not be identified. On
lady, stepping into an adjoining room.
She. returned, and stating that ;this her brother, an officer in the
Sh
sh 8 . 1
country regiment; was written tir.--
had no small coin in the liotili•M, Valid -;li e
was indefittieable le MS - in hies
ed the 01',d Mau it twenty dollar piece. diSCOA'cring that three oftoeri; had Cud-
He could hot make the change. i dimly announced themselves sick, to
"Never mind—l will call tomorrow,'
said he, turning to go. "No,n° r' I hide the sears on their faces; wrote a!
I etition to the Empertir, and ucceed
replied the lady, glancing pityingly p
ed in awakening his simpathy. s '
- The po- , ;
at his white locks and trembling .
lice-master was semmoned, and the
limbs; "I Will reit permit ydu to put
Czar charged him instantly' . to pro- ,
yourself to so Much trouble;"
and i cure a true report of what had passed.
elle handed the coin to Bridget, with
1 This was done. The criminal was
instructions to see if she could get it
Prince Galitzin.
changed at one of the stores of mar- i
But, mark the rnishment. The'
hots in the neighborhood,
.
mar
" Step into the parlor until the girl 1 ry
-1 Czar instantly compelled him to
the sulfever, endow.ed her ;on the
1 - eturns; the air is chilly,
ard, y ou , spot with half his wordly goods, mak
hiust be cold," continued the ratty,.
I king her at once- very wealthy,„ and
kindly. "Comne," she added, as he :
then immediately issued a ukase of
loOked at his rough attire and hesita-
divorce, leaving her entirely free.--
ted ; "there is a good fire inthegrate,
; I The three officers were traniiPorted to
and no one there but the children.' 1
"It is somewhat chilly," replied m a country regiment, deep in the heart
the old man, following her into the lof Russia, and were refused any
;
parlor, and taking a seat near the rise in military rank. .
fire. "Perhaps I,reay find some sit-1 Never was poetical juetiee Jiibre
her in
tti ,ethe room,l rt filesyLelif f d eai. B l r a k d ig y e ,
t l e v . 1 . 1 - 1
„ ( rapid and more complete. The serf
! ateneoes
makes es long, in certain cases does honor ao the Emptir6r, and
t
not succeed in getting the twenty '
hn
1 for an Orhnipotent deapiit. But this
charmed."
.1166, iittli; one," said the l is not the only instance in which Al•
old Man, holding nut his bands coax-
i exander Inrasgiven proofs ofa, good
ingly to the younger of the two chil- ie;
heart and great vigor.
The eireumstaace has eXcited an im -
dren—a girl about six years of e ,--•°* :
: ' l l mouse sensation in theltussian cap
" Come—l love little children;" find .
the child, who 'had been eigabhing
si )
;suite.
i 'tat and will doubtless hiVe good re,
i
him with curiosity from behind tbe I
large arm-chair hesitatingly approach
-ed.
"What is your name, dear?" ,
quired the outman.
"Maria," lisped the little one.
"Maria ?" he repeated, while the
great tears gathered in his eyes ; "I
once had a little girl named Maria,
and you look very miich as she did."
"Did you ?" inquired the girl, with ,
interest; "and was her name Maria
Eastman, too ?"
"Merciful God !" exclaimed the old
man, starting from his chair, and
again dropping , into it with, his head
bowed Upon his breast. his can
not be! and vet, why not ?" He
caught the child in his arms with an
eagerness that frightened her, and ga
zing into her Mee until he found con
viction there, titiddenly rose to leave
the house. "I cannot meet her with
out betraying myself, and I dare not
tell her that I am that drunken father
who once atlettipted to take her life,
and perhaps left her husband a crip
ple," lie groaned, as he hurried .to
wards the .door.
The little ones-were
S' A YANKEE 'hum—We re
member when wo were living down
east, of a neighboring farmer • hiring
a jolly Irishman, who was very fond
of Learning , tricks. One - day his em
ployer asked him if he would like to
learn a Yankee trick" Bridging him
to the end • of a brick barn, Jonathan
laid his open hand against the wall ! in swimming and limiting, illustrative of
remarking— • __ —, I the deed man, the illing gladiator, and
"Pat, I'll het the liquor you tan'tl nt.7l..ov.zict: ]N SIN----We may as ; other seient ifie, postulations. Eighteen"
hit my hand." I -ell rittempt to bring' Tile:Wire out of ' suinersaulrk were thrown while wholly
"It's clone!" says Pat making a vi- I pain, as to unite indulgence in sin, i immersed i n the Water. "Ihe ainphibtf.
dons blow at the palm of the hand, l.with the enjoyment. of happiness i ous practitioner
closed his performaheis
but it being quickly withdrawn be 1 —Hodge. .. ' '! by eating a cake, drinking it bottle of
I -
succeeded in peeling the skin and l , milk, and smoking a . pipi: under water,
1 110" A preacher lately said ma ser- . •
flesh from off his knuckles. , 1 amid the ininiense applause of the spec.
"That's a d--d nasty Oiblc. iii I m — ting.liet women, remember whitts
1 . - h • of •. ~ . i tatOis. Two prize medals were then
. putting on t eir
. pr use ann ex pan- ! ettieoderi for by ano ~,
roared Pat, "But howled on, I'll chato inueroisWimmers.
- • sive attire how narrow are the gates : .4. 1 , 6
somebody else." ...
of Paradise." A hen-pecked editor i li-'. - -- •t;
first te was - fur the si.vitlest
A few months passed, and Pat's ence is advocating ' , 4 'ls 'W irlYDW'j'-kwel v e started in the eace,
brother came over from ' Ireland as I In' e°Ds€4llt . ,- .. a g ru a t 'rwAti . 6l) - .Witi woe by a M r. Jennings. The
botji ia.. i er expansion of crinoline,
~. , I-- - - '--;-.'
gree.n as early peas. They i ilec94, - 1 prize was tur.diving the greatest
..
bored together, but Pat 'was uneasy I A TENDER CONSCIENCE —lt is an iiiiiiiitib under water. 'lwo onfv con
' •
till he would have.learned his brother 1 inestimable blessing - to haVe a con- tended for this, in consequence of the
the Yankee tric,k. seielini quick to discern what is sin : it+ell•ltiloWts abilities of Mr. Atkins, the
"Jim,: did you ever learn a Yankee ; and instantly to sllun it, as an eye-' winner, Who dived the immense distance
trick P' : I lid . closes itself *hist" a mote. lof two' htindred and thiriy feet; tribe 1
~N iri.2i l ------- Ada*. ' --- -;.--
. 1 minute, 11. areeonds - - -
• -
WHOLt NO. 529.
CRP Some wag has made up the fol
' lowing . gummary - of what he calls the
Americans,"
; - and.iodtriekt,*4.lst,inumerated in the
1 Deelaration of rndependenee:
'I To know any trade or Lnisiness
without apprenticeship or experi
! once.
To marry without, regard to for
!Anne, state or health, position, or
opinion of parents or friends.
To have wife and children depend
ant on contingences of basiness . , and
in case of sudden - death, leave them
wholly unprofided for. .
Toput off upon hireliu strangers
the literary, moral and religious ed
ucation of children.
To teach them no gOod trade, hop
log they will have, when grown up,
wit enough to !lie son the industry Of
other peoPie:
To cheat the government if posSi-
I ble.
I To hold office without help' corn-
potent to discharge its duties.
TO build houses with nine and six
inch walls, and go to the funerals of
! tenants, firemen and others, killed by
! their fall, weeping over the mysteri
i one dispensation of Providence.
To build up cities and towns with
out parks, public squares, broad
streets, or ventilated blocks, and call
pestilence a visitation of God
ge"*. DOUBLY PUN /SilED.—The other
I day a Dutchman -in Cincinnati was
severely thrashed by his "vTow," and
while•smartia a gurider - the infliction he
complained tb - the Mayor,, and bad
his better-half arrested rdi the out
; rage, killicreupon she:was find three
1 1 &Hari; And the costs; -but e she not
having the Money; her -1111Sb:dill Was
called - upon :to - fOrk - O'er. Upon
,
which no 'opened - his even-in great
surprise, exclainaing, i ."lr 4 t for I pay ?
(' t
she vip me !" The " atue" - was ex
' plainso liiina .le paid, but an
nounced 1,41vO" reafter his wife might
wallop hirn4i much as she pleased,
but he wotiNnever again take steps
to uphold thenajesty of the law.'
.._
pAgi„, "Ma, is aunty\g,ot bees in her
mouth?" "No l why d 0 you ask such
1 , a question ?" "'Cause thatlittle man
w,ith a heap. of On his face cotch
! ed hold of her, and said he was going
to take the honey from her lips; and
she said, "Well make haste!"
j Ths%.. A . lady iii Buffalo, in attempt
iugto thrar out of the
,
Sornehow managed to drop
hers6lf at the l'aine moment. flown
4lie scent, diStanee of eighteen feet,
to the pavement; but not with any
'Ungraceful kneeling over ot Ileavy
blown striking. She sailed 'down,
liar:Willie 'fashion, presenting the
graceful form 61 an old fashioned de
canter—her life was saved by the
, buoyancy .of her hoop skirt.
DEFECTIVE RELIGION. —A religion
that never suffices to govern man,
kill never suffice to save him; that
) which does not sufficiently distinguish
him from the NVICIKed world, will nev
er distinguish him from th'e
- T e I LNIE AND, ETERN [Ty —There are
liwo. words-which would take up
much of our time and. cares, Time
ans t ,
d Eternity ; time, because it will
d
soon Ve at an end; and eternity, oe
cause it will never came to an end.
Erskine.
_ .
C(*DUCT.—Let , yonr re
ligion be impresiiiV6 by its ConMSten
ey, and attractive by its anli a bleness.
linidfOith the word of truth in your
lips as well in your language, and by
your tempers as well as your tongues.
. •
_ •
'MERCY AND MDTERY.-,-Ulltil thou
sceSt thyself emßty, thou wilt not I.)e
filled; he can nei , 'et truly relish the
sWeettleSii of God's mercy Wliti never
i4sted the bitterness of his tik6l • inis
ery..7-Quarles.
IRMA N REM; ON.—Polished st eel
will not shine in the dark g no more
can reason, however refined or culti
vated,.shine efficaciously fJut as it re
flects the light of divine truth shed
froth heuven..—J. Foster
grhalurn `Pinttixtr.
A rAirai , PAPER. FORTOWN AND Cot;NTLY,
IS I'ItIiNTED AND !TIME :WED WEEKLY
By WM. M. BRESLIN,
24 Story of Fonck's N.w )4.0/41,1g.. Cumberland
At One Dollar and. Fifty Cants a Year.
iIief"AIirr.IITISEAMNTS ar the usual gates. -0 1 k.
The filen& a the est.th men
lisht, and the, public genet
illy are reapectfully solicited to .6+,10 la their tatters.
-1LAN1).1311,1.S Priitt,,l et an }inure
RATES OF PoSTAUE.
In Lebanon County, postago free.
In Ponnsyli :ado, out of Lobituun county, 3 1 4 C+,../.lta per
quarter, or it; CV1123 n year,
Out of this State, EY, [1.3. per quarter, or 2C etc. n yea-
If the • staie,o is not atitiatiCM. rates nn: doubled
MIXED POWLATi ON OP A USTWIA , .--:
According of official repot ts of 185'6,
the whole Amstrian empire lied 30,298,
254 inhabitants. They are composed
of four groups ot u'atinoalities. The
first / of those groups is the Germane;
they gumber 7,870,719, awl inhabit the
archdukedom of Austria, the dukedom
.o 1 Salzhurg; a part of the dultedMii of
Styria, the greatest part of the dukedom
of Carinthia, a small part of the duke
dein of Krell), the greatest part of the
princely county of Tyrol, the Suntl'.erit
and Northern part of the Kingdom of
Bohemia, a souid pan 'of the margrave:-
dom of .Moravio; the greatest part (tithe
dukedom of Silesia, sonic small parts ot
the Kingdom of Hungary, of the grand
dukedbm of Transylvania and of the
TeWie - se'r Banal. Besides they occupy
many um:mt.:llld small spot:,,in the King
dom of Galicia and in the "millian.
frontier." The second groop consist of
Elie Selaves or Sclayonian it') 'es. They
are 'the :most DOM f curia, ns 1 hey count
not less iliac 14,-802,751. Tr., Austri
an Empire therefore is rather a Sclavo.
nian, than a German State. The num
b-er of Sclavoninn tribes iA nine, and
they all speak different languages; so
much so that, when they had a convert-
don in Prague in 1643, tbey - Were com
pelled to use the O e rtrinn language, be
cause thev could 'Col understand each
other in - tVeir mother tongues. Those
nine t ibesaio named : Poles, Moravi:
ails, Czechs, Slcvakes, Ruttier:us, SloV:
eves, Croats, Scales and Bnlgnres. It
would require to rich ron n and would
he ton'tedious, to enumerate in detail
all those parts of the empire Where the
several trio - s are settled. In general
, illerr settlements are in Bohemia, Mora:
.I‘via, Selesia, Galicia, flumrary, Carin:
I thia, Siy - ria,lkaiii',Goiz, OrndiStca, 15-
.
i tra, Bukowina, Dalmatia Croatia, Sta.
vonia,,Serbia and the military frcritier,
Tho third group are the Romanic tribes.
There are six of them, and they count
altogether 8,051,906 inhabitants. 'The
i most numerous are the Italians, inhah
iting the R.ingdurns : f Lomb truly and or
Venice, a part'of T 3 oil and a part of 111 . 1.
I
istrian coast; Ilium the Moldavians am;
the Wallachians,inholtitint , the greatest
1 part of Transylvitma z a part of Hungary;
'of the Teniesei Banat, nod of the mili
tary triintie'ri then the Triauls. the La
'dines, the Albanese, and the Zinzares.
[The fourth group is calla by the offi
lcial report the Asiatic, and consists ac
t
cording to the tianin, of Mauvars,Arme:
niao;B,uhernians, nod Jews, numbering:
altogether 5,672,948, of which number
the Magyars alone count 4,8'66,526.
IThe Magyars inhabit die gieatest part
, of lltiWgßay, a putt 'of Ttapsylvanin and
of the Temeser Banal. Jews and Bo
hemians are settled in all Haft; of the
empire, but most of the Jews live in'
1 Hungary arid Galicia. -
C=MMMI
Last week it g...tillentart from the west;
visiting Boston fur the tirt time, to at.
tend the Trade Sales, arrived via the
land route from New York, about mid
night. On leaving the train he secured
the services of a hackman, and directed
him to drive to the UnitedStatcs Hotel;
Jarvey.seized his valise, packed his pas•
scnger into his coach with unusual alac•
rity, and leaped upon his box, cracked
his whip; and . rattled off through the al.
urea 'tit:Se r ried Streets in a spanking rate.
Away they went, up one street and down
another, until at last the panting horses
were reined up before the broad Oilier:
of the United States. much dri
11" inquired the passenger. "Fifty
cents, sir,—regular fare, sir. All we're
allowed ter cha.ge, sir," replied Jarvey
politely. "Alt ! very reasonable," was
the satisfied remark, as he pAid over 'he
half dollar; "and herb's a dhixe extra for
driving me up so quickly." Cuachy
grinned his thanks, leaped upon his v
hiele, and rattled off. Next morning
our western friend received a call front
one of his Boston acquaintances, and,
in course of converso inn, happened to .
mention his arrival the night previous,
itbil his ride tip to the hotel. "Bide up - !"
eXclaimed his friend, "Why you don't
i i mean to say you rode to this 'noise froiri
the western depot?' "Certainly I do.—
You don't think 1 %i.Ould walk al! that:
distance, do von?" "All that distance!"
repeated the other, eyeing the vigormiS
underpinning of his friend. "Why how
far !lout here do you suppose the rail
road station is r "Judging from the
ride, about a Mile. flow is it r—
"Just across thcsireer possibly ten stepsi
it may he a dozen, " was the reply of the
other, as he pointed to ;Ito station from
the window. "You have been the
vie
tim of a hack driver. These turn are
bee em i t ig as bail as their brethren in
New York." "No, Sir," was the decide
eel reply ; "there was riite circumstanee
about the...rrde whibh Would have made
mb sure I wag in Boston, aid not in New
Y or k." "What was it T' asked the oth
er. "WHY 'VHF: DRIVER CH AUGED N
FIFTY eEIVTS,IIVSTE n OF FIVE HoLLAHS."
—Cuitmerctirl
SWIMMING EXTit AORDINARY.—At ii
recent swimming exhibition in Liver
pool, Professor Poulton, of London,
went through - someoworitlerful evolutions.