b V 1 1, t g war urs..taarisi.2 mr. - stonusaiLvoi.cp - aczw.2. Neatly and Promptly Drocuded,- at" the ADVERTISER OFFICE, LEBANON, PENN'A. I Tnn establishment la now supplied with an ”x t onivo anaiirtinetit , ot,ft Whiah will be Increased as the patrtiii4o,,tionianda. It can now turn out PRINTING. of avert dkikrikttian 4 in a beat and expeditious manher— BOZIC ofY reasonable terma. such as Pamphlets,' Checks, Business Cards, Handbills, Circulars, Labels, Bill Headings, Blanks. Progranuttes, Bills of Bare, Invitations, 'tickets, &0., &C. , . . 'The Mondani" the establishment, and the public gener ally are respectfully solicited to send In their orders. 11 - lIANDIRI4LS Printed at an hours notice. CarDsznatif kinds, Common andJudgmentßonoS. schoel„Justlees', Constables' and other Dianna, printed correctly and neatly on the best paper, constantly kept for.saleltotbisoffice, at prices "to suit the times. Noltilitbseriptkin price of the LEBANON ADVERTISER and a Mat a Year. Address, Wm. M. Plann.n.', Lebanon, Pa. REAL ESTATE. Valuable Borough Properly - . . - FOR SALE! IS offered tit'pricato sale, that valuable half-let or piece of GROUND, situate at the uorth•enst corner of %Va t Mali:lot Ntroete, Lebanon, fronting 33 foot on Will tint find BO feet of Water street, at present °coupl e& JONI Farrell's Marble Yazd , on,which , are alias= ol* „. Rouse, tic.;l t lslimaiecl within a square iif thc Lebanon VtillerAiiptul DOpdt, between the Depot and the centre of town, orfurthbr:porticulore apply to John Farrell on the,prinnisoe. , June 24,1857. PRIVATE, SALE at : Dwellin g House & Coach Mak lifE undersign* intending to go West, a iJOLT at private sale their convenient and desirable Property. It';' , woitritteo anew Juloo li'lialkor,Y Fit AKE /101181, 22 feet front. 111 by 82 deep; whit Ale by 11 feet Kitchen et toched;,&OOACIIIMAKING SHOP. 56 feet hunt by so :feet deep • also another Shop 25 by 28 feet. and a Black- Sitfitlf•S*so - 20 by•BB9bot.' Tito bulidings'are all 'new, and w,41 built, , and. located In in eligible and business of'the town,' vli"—Water et , eat; Lebanon; near- So- Ima's Lutherlin Cfltreb. Oood title possession will lbs. Wan fit spy time, boblo Mont will be demanded .before the let of April, 14169; `Apply for further infor mation to _GEORGE ARNOLD, Lebanon Jun 89, ‘BB-tt. - JOSEPH ARNOLD. • HOTELS ! a l ly-RAK N I,IN HOUSE, • F, Cbrner et Penn and Railroad streets, READING, PA. . . . . (Formerly Railroad Hotol.) ERMAN RISTENDATT respectfully informs the i pphlta and visitors that ho has -opened the,above ligotol, for their accommodation and comfort. ' - He has furnished the house well, with every convent• encel . and alsoremaldeled the Chmiabers and Apartments. Ilar-roMia, Parlors, &c. His .llotel is fitted up with all the modern Improveinents, and visitors shall bo furnish• ed with the best the marketafferdset his table, and the Liquors of theivastend,purost kinds. ~ N. 11.-- , llls Stabling is large, rind yard attao'hed, and strict attention'paidio this , departuacat or the Hotel. - .11.4411ag, May 19,1855. ' ' .. -- IJNION !MOTEL. *thtrit rtnAmibi notbt.l- 1 1 1'_111tKnotlersigned tospoothilly infi'Mzat.tlfolotiblicthat he still eon : 7 ileeat.'ther- 4, UNION IIOTBL," in the .Iktrijugh of North Lebanon, ibreuerly lteOt MY. , John 11. Miller..whera.he'lmnow prepared to welcome his fileuds end 'travelers, and cheer .them with the good things of the laud. Ills 'PARBIS firip e' provided with the hest the seasons can afford,nnd las DAR Shall fucrlish the choicest Liquors. ills efforts Hill he to inaka-hll stopping with him feel entirely at home, nod enjoy all thecenvenlenceathat ean be given In a Public house. Tim Stabling it large and roomy and in excellent order. , Afr•BOARDING.—IIe . is elm prepared to take a num ber of Boarders. 'Boarding. as reasonable es eau be oh- Mined at any other place. lie exteodd' a ocrdlittinvlta thin to all visiting North Lebanon.-to glvn hint a call. JONATTIAN GEESAMAN. North Lebanon Borough, March 24, 16.55. . ... .. . ~. Lebanon. Valley House, . wells near. Also, a beautiful Young ORCi , ; on the premises. 'Corner of iiiiintit Street and Lebanon vidt e y Railroad, . F.O. 2—Containing hid ACRES, (more or iese,Afjoin. Oyvasite the Depot, Lebanon, Pa. lug No. 1, land of Mc:lnel Doiniugor, John Dotter, and i'llIIE undersigned tidies pleasure in in. ~ ,...i i others. ls early the whole of this tract is under good cul -1 forming his friends antrthe public, :: 49, li g g ; Ovation and excellent fences. that he has completed his large NEW ;.':"iril - h V„ : 4 ! Erected thereon is a Dwelling douse. Stable, ' ROUSE and is now prepared to accent.' ; - t:,-'i ii l, 4 l`• tit and a large Shed. Also, near by a well, Spring., •'' ' • ••• • ' t. *IstLLE '2 , ,..: - s - --,,, ill Ae., a splendid site for the ereetionof a dwellirn ..,.. ..--,.., ~...._ nnalats the piddle in the very E1,.. g. ,,.„ . ~,._, ....4 1 . 1 4 Au., a splendid site foe ...eA School ilOtizie i. 4 located on this tract.e erectionof a dwelling STYLE.iIia house 14 vinj';comitiodiOns, and arranged " house. There Is flawing water in nearly every tiet . a ith all the modern improvements. It contains 66 dif• 1 format rooms, which enable the Proprietor to give private . NO. 8-;•••Contains DM ACRES WOODLAND, .....-st,, , (more or loss) adjoining No. 1, land of John Dal- e , '... 'fr , . apartments.to all who may desire them., Ills TA lILE shall be thritiAltbd with 'the best provisions of, the seasons, ,ter and others. It has a rich'growtls of Chestnut itte ' , and his ltAlt shall contairithephoieest Liquors. 4m ,, oprouts. from Bto 10 years grotethz: ' alcalathig serVants are employed, and no trouble will be 1 As 'the undersigned is sincerely - disposed to sell, the spared to make all who stop high him perfectly c•omlbrt. - above may be purchased either ht parts as above or in able. Charges moderato. , the whole, as may be desired. -:- _. MS Ile bag also ektensiVe STABLING. The traveling ! /RP Good title and possessiOn will be given on the Ist pnblic arc respectfully Invited to make this house their ; of April. 1850. For further information apply to l lOM'S% C11.4.1t1,1t8 W. !MEN LH. • LYON LEM itERO ER, Le tottirm, :gay .2 ;, 185 R. Ang.5,'67-tf. , • • , Edal Hottotter,,Leboilott Co. , P. TA I LORI NG A NI) CLOTHING, Fashion:obit! - Tailoring. : and Clothing Store. T.To *lto would frt. n suit, 4 rn.4ett .stylo LI from top to too. Ctill mid r s t t vo 21) leer rent., elonr gait], a Um CLOTH (1 fST; stkiry of CRNTRII BUILDI NO, of Rttbor & Brotirws. FAMAIBUS 1,111 find it mueli to their adv,aitage to bring their produce to rho Cheap Store at the Centrl of 11/$0.11.-k bauTli TAILORING. • The TA noRING for Custoliti work receives the personal attention of .1. Al. Rama, 'with more care than 0-1 , cr. Haying secured the best workmen, they are proper. ad toinake,up the moat fashionable work at short no tie°, The Clothing all werranted, If ‘ they do not please they need not be taken. 11,eletand- May, 12, 1858 ger Fashionable MHOFFMAN still continues Ric TAILORING Runnings at big Old Stand ta Cumberland street, near !lank Road. where all persons who wish garments made up in the moat fashionable style and bent manner, Arpin vtted to call. Its has lately received the New York, Phil adelphia, Patin and London reports of Spring and. Suninidi Fashions, and as he bas none hut the bent workinen employed, he guarantees that ull work entrusted to him - will be dopy in a Patlifeetory manner. illEfit,.lYith his thanks to his old customers for their pat ronage heretofore, be respectfully solicits public favor. TO TAILORS I—dust received and for 11111 n the N. York and Philadelphia Report of Spring k Summer Fashions. Tailors wishing the Faellionnalhoulii let the subncrther know of the fact, no that he can' :Mike. his arrangements accordingly. HUFFMAN. Lebanon, April 14, ISO. CLOTHIM4 STORE ADD MERCHANT TAILORING ESTABLL3IIM".P. Marker aireet,beinmen IVark's and Rises Hotels. CL S. RAMSEY & Co., take pleasure in ininounejug 0. 7, to their frlenda and the public generally, that they have on band a variety of Cloths, Cosrimeres and 'read ings, which they lOU make up to order on the most roe ;tenable terms and in the most thshiouable style. As none but good workmen are employed, all work is immured and good fits guaranteed. Also a large stock of iIIEADY-stAD$ Clornr.qa, which will be disposed of cheap, together with every variety of Gentlemen's Furnishing Goods. S. S. ItA3ISEY k. Co. Lebanon, April 28,1865. • TAILoRENG! wILLIAM M. SNYDER respco mmen ectfully inlbrzus the public that ho has ced the TidLORT6III DIMNESS 10 all its branches. in the stand formerly of Cyrus Spangler, near the store of Messrs. Dittman it Droll; nonr the 11A LE-WA Y -110USit, in South Lebanon township. By attention to business, conforming to the wishes of his patrons, promptness In his engagements, and modorntc prices, ho hopes to receive a fair share of the mildly Patronage,— lie has had much experience In the liminess, (having lately been engaged by that Master Tailor, MICILEG WA.Qw an, deed., fora long time,) and fools confident of ren dering general satisfaction. Being n new beginner, he solicits the favors of the public. Sir The patrons of Mr. SPANOLER are especially invit ed to give him a call. W5l. M. tilti YDER. S. Lebanon; April 7, 1868-3111. Merchant Tailoring Estab lishment! /ci DUMP respectfully informs the public that he con s Mimes MERCHANT TAILORING in ull Its branch es at his establishment. No I, EAGIX Buicomos. next door to the Eagle Hotel, He lias an elegant assortment of Cloths, Co minters, Vestings, and Furnishing Goods, in general, which hr solicits the public to examine. lie shall devote his particidar attention to fitting and mak ing UP to order. Mao wishing clothing made well and fashionably are invited to call. N. B—Alweye on baud n large aawmtineat of READY 'MADE CLOTHINeI, to Irlileh the attention of the pnblic la alio directed. U. GUMP. Lebanon, April 14, IS3S. ILEA °Wu wir EKs Per Gheak and Pashionalde 01,,thi" - 'D El ZENSTBIN .B1i0„, ort v oslte the Cr ix have received, and opened, n. rault ,toeic u i ' b e ; Spring and Summer, comprising all new styles o f C ou u, Pants, and Vests. BOYS Clothing Sot Gentlemens' PUBNISIIING GOODS, which have been selected with the pgredtest'ett.tV,lttid will be sold lower than they CULL be ohtalued elsewhere. Perllol9l want of any articles in our line, will do well by 118 call. We havo added to our stock of READY-MADE eLOTIDNO, an assertment of Picea Coeds, such us Fine and Medium Black Cloth, an,. _.'nnte, FundY ,CnsSitneees for Coats t Trimmings le.,whleh we will sell very low. Please call and Judge for yourselves. Thankful for past favors, we respectfully solicit a eon. Butanes of the same. Luba*, May 12, . Fashionable Tailhiring. . rims subscritiet respectfully Informs Ws friends and the public in general, that ho has comrneneed ate TAILORING BUSINESS in all its branches, at hl dense, in in East Lebanon, (Cumberland Street) 2 squares east fmn , fdijorMoyer's , Hotel, ;(south sided , By allot/. tine to btaduess, promptneeie Ail engagements, good Ste, and palmate charges, be hoo( to ,reeeive a share , ,of the publle patronage. He teas a - long tine in the eirt ",ploy of 3flotteel Wagner, doe'd,',encl;_feels confidant of gleing general - satisfaction'. Being' A *now *beginner he solicits the 'patronage of the public. - Lebanon, May 12, 1658. O.E6RII.V6ICCAULLr. - • ••-,) • .f , • •- • S.IFSTUt Ltriff2 ' ''FF" . lNDEFE NOCNCE VOL. 10---No. REAL ESTATE • House +i' Lot at Private Sate. TIIL subscriber offers at Private Sale the ITouse 11; and Lot owned by him in East Ler.anon. This property le situated on t_le corner of Cumber land street and ,Pheasant alley, fronting 66 feet t e former, and extending; back 193 feet, to Strawber ry alley. • • - .• • The House, n hic'i is a good brick oue, containing 9 roams, (Wei, les garret,) gas fixtures, good cellar, hoe just been repaired and thoroughly painted. There teal so attached to the ilrerofses,.a summer Kitche,i,, amok room, lake oven, goodniste'rn. and two stabler', &c. The Garden, which has been much improved by the present occupier, has now a. good crop of vegetables in it. 'Pos session can be given at Once. Apply to M. ItrasSRDS, East Lebanon, Juno 2 0 1858-Lf. hP. Desirable Town Properq AT PUBLIC SALE. - - . TDB subscriber offers at public sale at i Catlt. t ~ sni t :it's Buck „Rotel, in Lebanon. on SATURDAY, „ A T 14, ISM , his doe Dense and Lot of " I Ground, situated corner of Market and Church streets, in Worth Lebanon Borough, ou the line dividing the Boroughs of Lebanon end North Lebanon. The Lot fronts 5234 feet on Market street, and 101 feet on' Chiirch street. The House is a two-story frame, weather jolOaiii ed ; With Kitchen attached. The other imProqinents are P. Stable and other necessary oulbuildingS, with a choice assortment of ficult trees. ALSO, at the same time and place 23 . 4414 RES a f Land situated on Pinegrove Bead above Church street, oppo site United Brethren Burying Ground, ii , North Lebanon borough. This land is very suitable for building lots. I'M, Good title and posscssiop'will'be given this Fan. Sale to commence at I o'clock, ft; m. . EDWARD FORT:NA . . Nortlaebanon, July 1;,1858. - Valuable Real Estate IN TILN BOROUGH CF LEBANON, FOR SALE. TE subscribers , intending to move went, offer at Pri. vete Sale, until Saturday, July" 81, 1.859; Fwb on . if not previously sold, it will be offered at PUBLIC SALE, at the Public Rouse of Daniel Erna, at 1 o'clock. P. it, the following reel estate, viz; . 8 ACRES end 79 PERCHES of geed LAND, o f in the borough of Lebanon, on the .corner of !;1 11111 street and S. teem House road; adjoining the I '4... Catholic Cemetery and lend of the notate of Israel Ern bleb, deed. The improvements are two 12,4 story llOUS ES—frame one double for two famine!, Sititmer-Kitch. en, Stable,' of never-foiling water, ite. Alay-An open, convenient, and valuable LIMESTONE QUARRY, which can furnish stone fol. all purposes re quired in thin neighborhood for an hundred years to Z-nme, la on this property. 000 4 1 title and pweeitsion will be given initnediattgy. W3l. WI - ATM - SEC/OE 45; BROS, Lebanon, .Tuly 7, IESS.-ts* SP.LE.VDIII EST4TE AT PRIVATE' `SALE. mile undersigned sheen at private tale hie magnificent J. r stite, oilatate in Eat Hanover township, Lebanon county, about 2 miles from Delver's Inn, 4 nines from the Cold Springs and the Dauphin ik, ruoquebanna.s.o.g., road, as follows: . . It,ZO. I—Contains in) ACRES, more or less, of tho beat lend in the neinhharliood, adjoining property of rilichml Oeininger. John Dotter end othera. -• The greater portion Is eleored and. under good cultivation. Thu buildings erected on this tract nre the undersigned's well-known ,T,..... CUYTif MANUFACTORY, which has a large ,l patronage and Is capablo of indefinite increase; ~'a large two-story double Stone Dwelling House, :, with ifitelion 'Annexed; good two-story Farm 1 owe; Tenant 1101191- . ; large stone Darn, with threshing floor and Stabling; and other Outbuildings. in good re. pals. Also, all necessary buildings for the Manufactory, viz :—Fulling-mill. Card and Spinning Machine Righting, Dyeing and Finishing House, &c., am. The Works are all well supplied with good machinery and plenty of water power. A stream of good water is led to the thvoilitit , house in plpts. Also: springs and pump ' RCIIARDi' ..._.... 4ic PUBLIC SALE. W ll e4 of h g ;irlstr24i a e kon premises, 6 Ile% flee 31st described valuablejteal Estate, in North Anmille town ship. Lebanon ebniity , , 6 Mites from Lebanon, 2 from Ann villa, and 4 from. Jonestown, on the road leading from Jonestown to Anni - Ble, in whole or divided into aro tracts, as follows: NO. I CONTAINS 3 ACRES & 33 PERCHES, on which are erected a Two-Story BRICK Dwel ling 11ta15e,, , 26 by 28 feet, with an attached din, ,o f ing rediii. end KiteVen, two stories high. 18 by iI. r 25 feet; cellar under 'the whole house; BARN I I em by 52 feet, with Wngou Shed. Hog, Stable, Ice nose, wnst, Horse, and other out-buildings, The whole is sur rounded by 'a pale fenee. The yard attached to the hones Is covered with' Evergreens, Shrubbery, &c. There to al so tryougg Orchard of the most complete assortment o f Fruit Trees. 'There are two wells with pumps therethon the.preniisOi; ikniii.t the-house and one at the barn. The landings are all new, having been erected within eight years. 1 fronts on the lbaign Canal e.' NO. 2 CONTAINS 120 PERCHES OP • • , LAND. neat measure, Darn. and adjoins Nos.] and 0, being a., excel lent location fur 4 LUMBER and COAL YARD, Mid the business bee been carriedon there for a number of years. NO. 3 CONTAINS 133 PERCHES OP LAND, neat measure, and adjoins Nos. 1, 2. 4, and 5 ' fronts on the Union Canal and Water Works Dam on the north, tval 'Jonestown road on the south. The improvements are ?Canis!) Dviellimgjlonse, and a FOUR-STORY GRAIN or WARE-HOUSE, .34 by4o feel, built vegy Sub. , etenti Ily. This is considered one of the hest' coal and grain stands on the Union Canal,and a largo business kas been done there for years.— • A large Derrick IS attached to the Brain house. This property fronts about 30 perches on the Canal, and a wooden wharf is there erected. XO. 4 CONTAINS 124 PERCHES OF LAND, neat measure, adjoins Nos. 1, 2 and 5, being a. very suita ble lot for the erection of several dwelling houses. NO. 5 CONTAINS 1 ACRE di 3 PERCHES, neat measure, adjoins Nos. 3 end 4 and the Union Canal Water Works Dam. The improvements are a large tw story STWIE and Dwelling House, 34 by 49 feet, I. with a frill basement under it. This house is new and Is an excellent store-stand. There is ' also a small DWelling Ileum on this tract, Ice louse, two Rog Stables, Wash House, and other out buildings, tiff... Possession will be given for Nos. 2, 3 and 4, as soon as the conditions of sale are complied with; and of Nos. 1 and 6 on the let of April next. Sale to commence at 1 o'clock on mid day, when terms will be made known by JOHN MEYER, 0.1..5..) North Annville, June 2, 1358. 1131=1 SMITH I; BROTHER, Law . , Loan and Land Office BsiWile - City. Nebraska Territory. PECIAL ArTENTION given to the examination, of lJ Titles to Real Estate, Smirching the Records, fi.tim. iug Abstracbs, Deeds, Bends and Mortgages. LOANS effected for Eastern Capitalists nt Western Teaks o,f Interest, on Mortgages or other,Real Estate securities. Taxes paid in any count); in the Territory and West- ' ern lowa. Our for buying and selling Reid Estate negotiating or collecting Loans, are five per cent. Land. Warrants bought and sold. Abut special attention given to theselection and entry of Leeds for Settlers or Eastern capitalists, either with ' Land Warrants or Money in Nebraska or Western lowa. We charge Ten Dollars per One Hundred and Sixty Acres, and make reasonable deductions when entering large quantities. When Land Warrants are sent, Two and a half per cent per acre, the Land office fee ($1,00) must accompany the locating fee. Also the same per centage for selling Warrants. When Warrants art sent, the .N9S-of to whom laved and assigned, should Ti ar ra nts, date, e copied and re tained to gtifWd against loss in Mails. Remittances to ire can be made in Draftson any of the Eastern cities. We will enter Land with Warrants or Cash, buy im proved or unimproved Land or Town Property, or nego tiate Loans on Real Estate security, all in Lire name of the person furnishing the fonds ; pay all fees, taxes and commissions, for one-third of the galas profits accruing from the sale of the property or collection of the Loans —all expenses to come out of our third of tire profits. We will also enter Land, bay Property, effect Loans, IC., as above staled, guaranteeing to the parties their capital with Ten per cent. interest' per . annutu, and an equal division of the profits, witliout alay Nit:her, charge or expense to them. On arrangements are such that we can outer Lands in art the offices in the Territory and Western lona,' A competent Surveyor always in readi ness to lind and select choice Lands, Coal Fields, Reek Quarries, Mill Sites, Mineral Tracts, The Land offices in Western lowa having been closed for the twoyvars last pas t. are opewnow for private entry. Within the next twelve rtintithy there will be uttered ter rade in Nebraska; one and . .ft ,half million Acres of Land, comprising the best portion of .the Territory, ex tending along the Missouri Mier; froin the Southern boundary to the mouth of the L-eau-qui-coint River. We solicit Eastern capital for investment. Investments properly made in Western Lands, Town Lots and Mortgages, are now paying. from Twenty-five to Four-hundred per rant. Being of the first pioneers of thin vast and growing country, and intimately acquainted with nearly every portion of Nebraska and lowa, we feel confident, that ' we will be able to render satisfaction in all business en-, trusted to us. Letters of enquiry proway atastecrectfreegr Charge- REVERENCES.—Iton. Wm. A. Richardson, tiov. of No braising HOD. F. Ferguson, Del. to Congres.s, , Nebraska, 'Wanton and Town, Bankers; Cohnell BIM% Iowa; Den- J.,GreerbEankers, Cedar Rapids, Iowa; Bank tIDE, Illinois; 110 11 - James H. Calktebeili PotteVillet Pa,; n. Adean,Grittinger and Jacob Snith, Essi., 'Lebanon; Pa. Mara% 8, IBSK-fint ttljgirt Itutrg. I love to kiss the pretty maids, And often with theta tarry; But when they're old their beauty fades So hang me if I marry. Some girls are handsome, some'are not, Some proud, and some are merry; And some aro good, ('tis few I wot.) But bang me if .T.,nArry ; . - Some girls are as 'the Illy white, With lips as red as cherry, • And eyes that beatecrith pleasure bright, Vet hang me it I marry.. • .. Some girls are full of conquetry, But bold the Old Harry; Such glrle will never do for me, Bohan Mt. if I marry Boma girle for money marry tunas, And high their heads they carry;, They make ihek linshandeeflti tZi; So hang me if I marry. Some girls, with whom you're deep in love, Willidways be fontrery; Titep,sav you're serpents—they are doves, fin hank me it I marry. If once they get you in their (4;14 Let you be e'cr .o weary ; They will your resolutions foil, That you will never marry. Then let me caution you—bewarei And don't be in a hurry; But while you have your seneec, swear ThatylAl will never marry. For whoa your children ouud you get, With pa, I must be carried; You must leave off your work. and fret— "l wialt I'd neer been married." OK! WOULD THAT I'D BEEN BORN A BOY Oh! would that I'd boon born a by, now happy I would be; I'd be the envy of the men, The girls should worship me. I ii wear a very graceful Inkt, Ko t a stove-pipe affair; And from beneath its brim sbould Slow Rich waves of dark brown hair. I wouldn't be a fop you know, For fops I do despise; But dress with style end taste enough, To please the ladies% eyes. IThelie'et.l felt in "me}ting mood," To La& keetio'i I'd gni For oh! blest thought Of Liberty, I shouldn't need a bean. To have a night key—that I would, And I'd go out and in Without a dozen folks to aek "Why, Rollo, where have you been ?" I wouldn't drink, or chew, or swear ; I wouldn't—yes, I would, I'd smoke cigars, provided I Could always get them good. I'd have a dozen pretty girls, ro' qouvina"—nothing more ; And then I'd have s a - dair brunette, A darling I'd adore', A darling, melting, litarli.-eyeil lovo, A teasing, hugging elf, With - yielding chorine, and round while anus, A deer just like myself. neUcr siander women, no I Pd never kiss and toll, And there's some fellows in this town, 0) wouldn't I 'thrash 'um well ? the hour is come-L:thenhertshed hour When from the busy world set free, I seek at length my lonely bower And muse in silent thought on thee And. old bow svPutt to know that still, Though severed from thee widely, Our minds the self-sainti thought cOio fill— Oar eyes yet seek the self-Setne star. Compulsion from its cleatlned The magnOt may awhile detain; Bat when no more withheld by fort'e, It trembles to its north again. Thus, though the idle world may hold MY fettered thOughtatrialle from. tlowt, To thee they spring, when uneontrolied, In all tile Warmth of liberty. , The faithful dove, Where:or hi day, Through fields of air her pinions rove Still seeks, when daylight dies aWay, The shelter Of her native grove. tie, at this calm, this uncut hour, Whate'er the daily scenes I see; My heart (its joyless wand'rings o'er,) Rotorua unaltered still to thee. gliucllantm. ,• HOW A MINISTER FOUND THE PLACE. Not long since the worthy pastor of one of our city ch urches, who combines divinity and humor in a woof of wit as bright and rich as a "cloth of gold," was called upon ono evening by a name less gentleman, and informed that his services would be required at an early hoer in the morn ing fur a peculiiin and delighted ditty, and took his leave. Bright and early the reverend gentleman was ready and waiting, whon a carriage was driven up by a "sorrel" boy with "freckled" horses, who rang the bell, which was answered by the domi. nlc in propria person fie. The following dialogue ensued : EM:rMil Boy---"Is u pussou 'ere as goes to the ears ?" "Nu, sir! I mu going to a wedding!" The boy's face fell as Ile said, "Gut in sir." "But," remarked the clergyman, "do you know where to go to?" ''No, sir!" '.Nor do L Who scut yuu:%' "Mr. —, sir." gu and find Mr. and inquire where I am required." Oil went the buy with hiS iaaulage, and in a short time returned and the eoiitMi•satiun was re newed., • , ,• "nava . you found out the place ?" asked the minister. "No, sir ! but I've fuunii out what street he went you'd butter git iti; sir, I guess I kin lied it." And iii lie gut. After riding some distance, the ; , carriage was stopped, the driver get down, open- ChristoPher Hughes, of liajtiniore, was - ad the door, and with a most sober conntenance pronounced, by John Quincy -Adams, one of the said : I ablest diplomatists ever representing this country. . "There's a fetter a courtier' a ya here, foe might i fi l e was as remarkable fur the readiness of his try the place." wit as for his diplomatic skill. At a dinner par. And the domiaie did try it, and found the pro- t,y composed of the representatives - of various Moe place his services wore needed by two 4itlx- j countries, Hughes, who was the Son of a brick= ions and palpitating hearts, which he ~quickly 1 ma k er , was present with' another Baltimorean, bound' together in the indieselubm bonds of Mat- named Sloan, thesen of a bootmaker. rimeny. After the services svereioneluded, the °once, Hughei," ,said Sloan, ‘qlll your glass .„ . story was told, and a happier, jollier laugh has and wash= the briok-duat out of your throat" - 4 seldom been,heard. alheryaafeller 41,4 - fill op," was the retip - ohinT"'fbitt mind, gall ere , bu mig~it try i/ no 1,414440: • Drivers are; thmrepositories,of -many secrets I worse than..thati , but are a54V113124 lilepanen, gun. LEBANON, PA., WEDNESDAY, JULY 21, 1858. MATRIMONY. DT BELLR THO.l*-E LINES ICi THE REWARD OF COURTESY, A for years since, on a radiant spring afternoon two men who, from their conversation, appeared to be foreigners, stopped before the gate of one of the large workshops in Philadolnbia,foctle, man ufacture of locomotive engines. Entering a small office, the eider of the two men inquired of the su perintendent if he would permit them to inspect their works. "You can pass in, and look about," said the su perintondent,vesed, apparently, at being disturbed in the perusal of his rkewpaper, lie then scann ed the two strangers more closely. They were re spectably but plainly .clad, and evidently made n o profession to zoilleial,dignity of , •ani:lr d. "Is ther"e any one wile ean - slioW' us over the es -1 tablishment and explain matters to us,:' asked Mr. Wolfe, the eldest of the two,etrangers., "You must pick yotty trent way gentlemen," re plied the soperintendex4 p , ‘ . '*e are all too buu'to attend to every body th:4 00 P9.7,41PP5, thank you not to 'interrupt the Workmen by asking ques tions." It was not so'much the matter as the manner of this reply, that wits offensive to lif r.Wolf and his companion. It was spoken with a certain official assumption of superiority mingled"with contempt for his visitors, indicating a haughty and selfish temper on the iart of the epeaker, "I think we will not trouble 'you," said Mr. Wolfe, bowing; and taking his companion's arm they pada out. "If there is•anything I heartily dislike, it is in. civility," said Mr. Wolfe, when they were in the street. "I do net iilatie the man for not Wishing to show us over the establishment; he is no doubt interrupted by many heedless visite: s ; but •he might have 'dideissed us with- courtesy. He ight have sent us 'away better content with a gracious refusal than with an ungracretis consent ; "Perhaps said the other, we shall have better lack here; and they stopped before another work shop of a similar kind. They wore received by a brisk little man, the head elerk,,apparently, who in reply to their request to 'be shown ever the es tablishment, answered, "0, yes come with me, gentlemen—this way." So saying, be hurried them along the area strewed with iron, bars, bro k'on and rusty wheels of iron, fragments. of old boilers and cylinders, into- the principal work shops. Here, without stopping to explain any one thing he led the strangers along, with the evident in tention of getting rid of them as soon as possible. 'hey ptilized where the workmen were riveting the external casing of a boiler; tho ,, clerk knifed at his watch, tapped with his foot against an iron tube and showed other signs of impatience; whereupon ;qr. Wolfe remarked, "we will not de. thin you longer, sir," and with his friend he took his leave. "That man is au improi - ei4eut on the other," said Mr. Wolfe, "but all the eirilitS , he has is on the surfixe; it &ice not coma from the heart.— We must look further." The stranger walked on nearly half a mile in silence, when ono of them pointed to an 'humble sign, with a picture of a locomotive engine with a train of ears underneath. It overtopped a small building not more than ten fmit in height, com • municating with a.-yard and a workshop.. "Look" said tko obiorrer, "hare is a machinist whose name is not on our Est." "Probably !tins thought toil 5.m...11 a concern for our purpose," said his coniFinion. "Nevertheless, let us try it," said Mr. Wolfe. They entered, and found at the desk, a middle aged - man, whose somewhat griMy aspect and apron around his waist, chewed that he divided his lithor, , between the pork shop and counting ream. "We went. to lea ever your . works if yen isare no objection:.." "rt. will give me great pleasure to show you all that is to be seen," aid the mechanic with a pleased alacrity, ringing a bell, and telling the boy who entered to take charge of the office. Ile then led the ;way, and explained to the strangers the whole process of erecting a locomo tive unglue. Ile thawed them how the various parts of dm machinery wore manniiiaiired, and iietiently art.rwored all their epics Ile told them the ffiode of tubing boilers, 1.4 wh kb the power of generiting steam was hiereas. cd, and showed with what enee he provided for security from bursting. Two hours passed rapidly away. Musk:lnger:: were delighted with the intelligence displayed by the mechanie, and with his frank, unsuspicious manners. "Here is a man who loves his hr;.44:rs.. ski sir Well, that he takes pleasure in explaining its mysteries to all who can understitikil them," thought Mr. Wolfe. `•I mu afraid we have given you a. great deal of trouble," said the other stranger. , "Indeed, gentlemen, I have enjoyed your visit," said the mechanic, "and shall, be glad to FCC you . "Perhaps you xnay,":4id 11r. Wolfe, and die two strangers departed. Fire menthe afterivard, as the mechanic whose means were quite sat in his office, medi tating how hard it'was to get business by such large establishments as were his competitors, the two strangers entered. He gave them a hearty welcome, handed eha:rs, and all sat down. "We come," said'lllr. Wolfe, "with a proposi• lion to you from tho Emperor of Russia to c lath Peterberg." "iretn the Emperor ? Impossible!" "llero arc our credentials." "But, gentlemen," said the, now agitated ate: chunk, "what dues-this mean ? Bow halio I card ed such an honor ?" "Simply by your straight forward courtesy and frankness, combined with professional intelli gence," said Mr. Wolfe. Because we were stran gers, you did not think it necessary to treat us with distrust or colnes.;., You saw we were re ally interested in acquainting ourselves with your works, and you did not ask us, before extending to us your civilities, what letters of introduction we brought. You measured us by the spirit we showed, and not by the dignities we have exhib ited.. The nie:citinie visited St. PoterAurg, and soou afterwards removed his whole establishment. Be hntl imperial orders for as many locomotives as eottid, construct. Ito has lately returned to his otii•u cuuiitiy, *ad is still rceeiviot turus from his Russian workshops. And all this prosperity grew out of unselfish. civility to, two strangers, one of whom was the secret agent, of the Czar of,Russia! , . I "Pit iIFI33 , •Aa - alean• 4 9g:lilii a mar, in Ansaitsi. . tion ? Because hs^id a la .cura • - • - = EMMIEM A YOUNG - LADY IN TEARS Last evening Dr.•Vlnton preached an eloquent discourse toe the young mon• of this city in St. Paul's. The church was well filled by.an atten tive audience of young gentlemen . ; a !few: young ladies also graced the occasion with their,. pres since. The discourse was partioularlT. addressed to young men, and the temptations to which the young are exposed . where forcibly set forth. Many of the young ,men lingered upon the broad stops as the long congregation, ., with I thoughtful minds and softened hearts, loft the stately edifice, Among the congregation was a yourrg woman of some twenty years, who watt fashionablo rn roe- tued in half mourning. " As she passed out of the gate into the street in front of the church, she (aeCidentallo dropped a glirre; anti appeared to be .iveeping. A white handkerchief was held to her eyes, ae she grace fully passed' along.- A yi.4tg - men: who hod heard the l) Vinton,' was literidini near the' gate when the glove was dropped, and Clear-- ad:4 igktnb is former 1:4114,s wps a patent to brw ac<tleeda, fell directly *upon Lispatent leath. ors. The young men at once a eeured the glove and hastened to restore it to its owner. The glove was reeeived.and a kind words of thanka given in return, A glistening tear lingered in the black eye ofithe recipient, aad shc said shewas so over come by the. diseourse of the speaker, that she scarcely knew what she did. Her tears Rowed moro . bountifully than over. The young man, who had alga bco» sensibly affected by the same discourse, deeply sympathised with the stranger. He.spoka kindly to hor, and she took his arm.— The parqes walked amend our beautiful common by the mellow light of the young moon, and are they had reached tho front of. the. State House, . • the young woman lind; : dried..ber weeping.tears, and the young man founithimacif the companion of a fascinating young woman, with a Grecian fade, a'sPork ling black eye, and hair, which more than rivaled the wing of the raven in glosay blackness. The parties then passed down ruik street snail, and lingered for a few minutes for rest, took a seat on ono of pouches, near the corner of Park street. The striking 'of the clock marked the hour of ten. This reminded them that they lewd , learn for their homes. The young nine says ciVairted liter to the residence of c: well known citizen ; not Cr from PembeSton Square, where he left. h'er, as ho supposed ringing the iioor bell.— When he reached his room he found that his port- MOD LIMO was missing. It 'cents ince' t wen ty four dollars in balik bills, and three one dollar 'gold pteces. This morning the viciiMiied -young, man called at the houie where he had left his tearful friend, but it is scarcely necessary to add that no such person as iiis scroantance of the eveniuri prey i. °us was to be found. He is of tri opinion that his pocket was penetrated by tho gloveless band of his fair acquaintance while they were seated on Park street mall, although he stoittlyjavers that they Pnt a 1 that i',espectfal distance from each oth er, which seemed proper foi thelr , new and singu lar relation to each other. He says also that the sermon and.the adventure will be lesson. for life to him.--Boston Ledger. UMBRELLAS It is but n hundred years since an Englishmen named Jonas linnway, having returned from 'his travels in the Eck,' (the' record of vaiiCh'is still preserved in voluminous quarto form . ; with that „ title; some old (jiiatries)appeitied•on-the - streets of London on a rainy ;Any (it does rain in Eng land sometimes,) with a queer notion, imported from China, in the shape of what is now called an umbrella. It was the first ever seen or used in England, probably the first in Europe. It at tracted such curious and indignant notice, that. the eccentric Jones was soon surrounded by a fu rious mob, and was boldly pelted with mud'and other convenient missiles, for his presumptuous audacity in thus attempting, to screen his head and figure from the rain, which true-born Eng lishmen from time immemorial, had allowed to beat upon them without iesistauce, as an, "inev itable visitation from the powers above upon all who chose to leave the shelter of a roof in a storm or a shower.” The incident made a noise, and, in spite of ridicule, the 'outlandish new-fashion- ed notion" began to "take mightily" with the es tensively bedriszled people of England, and as the new machine -was Sound to be as effective iu protecting a person . :against the rays of the sum mer's sun, us against the falling rain, the leiiined condescended to borrow a name for it from the Latin dirninutive foirii of "umbra"—a shade— utaiirella"--i. little shade. Puoi 3ones ilanway 's innovation, so unpopular at first, merely shows what disadvantage it is to a man to he a few years in advance of the age. Oar - N.eXer quarrel with a lady. If you arc troUbled with her, retreat; if she is abusive to you, be silent; if she takes your cloak, give her your coat; if she box your ears, bow to her in return; if she tears your eyes out, feel your way to the door iinCi fly. TELL ME WHERE Tell me where? Tell me where 11l find A maiden fUrnied to love; With modest heart, exalted mind, My inmost heart to move— Tell me, oh, tell me where find that maiden fair? rmseett her where the Eastern I.:4tu In glory sheds its ray; From early morn, till eve's begua` : I'll seek from day to d4y Tell me, oh, tell me where I'll find that maiden fair? . I'll seek her in her western, hom, Among the forest trees: From east to western lands resin, I'll whisper en the breeze— Tell the, oh, tell me where I'll find that maiden lair? I KNOW TIIOU LOVEWD br O. it.' LEONARD hnow thou Wet another— Thy love for me bath tted, And gladly could I en: oner My heart-griefs with the dead. chide thee not for roving From her whom thou would'il, eh I blame thee not foq loving Some fairer, better ono. If thou dost, to! . ie a IpAY, 0 happy laittali, her; I would not mar thy plea ure To win thy lore's transfer. lint oh! Mier sad This stricken heart.miudgroie, Which lymtinglorthee only, Must mourn its,issrished hope. (Hs* vainly] )to forget: ; , kut.nranory *lt n0t...141E1W; • Thojko Peeni;ikwhiqe, r.).l*Te.met.' Oitelbbnictit my Niter tati; alii,ztongb. *glib may lierlith, It caimat champ W . bate. MI WEIOLE NO. 473. 1 -TICE SMITTEN. • y meta prettrbioaMing maid; And 19v.e r iff.V : Paert beguiled; Nor coy lie s tAtsatsx,;Af raid, Arid tr : Th a t all pretty things 'Thai charm a maiden's sir, An dliinted4/146. lack of Was all that kept her here. Her forte ineltnedula though'she sought To catch each tender word ; And on bee boetnitonce I thought The lace Was llYghtly etirrod. I dare not go.:-Ittored to stay Would lead mein a !once ; When yielding beauty plea* delay, A eairit %thy' , 1i beware. Itfii iii . OS ;lore lit' by iosaion'i pay, Witka solytlie4tny air ; .. Tier lioa,,japt, Rartoti,,soom94 to say, "Cdutti kiss inVir iciu - litize r 1 prbised.bor,f*t of .itiatebtens gat; 4rid-dara4- '' titgentioet.rifer—, jiist one I gii, ' ' t iled ve in Ilia foes, ca, Andlikesae l it n' tz-Ssvoii FORGET TREE! Oh: WI me not I shall forget, And mita° of thee to . tiy4.iix; This , tife world boallioneitness, Nor life as life wouldficem. Forget thee! When the ocean wave Shall wake from sleep no more, Nor speed before the Wihds To beat the rock-bound shore. Forget thee! When the opening bud Forgets tho fragrant shower, Or when the roving bee deserts The honey-laden flower. Forgietheet Thotights'of thee tik day, And Tißioll9 sweet by night, , May life seem all a glori ens dream, '/had them its gladdliing Oh t say not then I sioil fOrgd, Or 'a champ eau ever know— Wheu fades This glorious dream of thoo, Life's stream shall eases to flow I THE WARRIOR MAIDEN Sometime Jost before or about the : beginning of the revolutionary n war, Supra Jasper, of llia rion's Brigade, had 'the good fortune to save the life of a young, beautiful and dark oyes Cre ole girl called Sally St. Clair. -` nor susceptible nature was overcome :with gratitude to her pro wler, and this - ,soon ripened into a passion of love, 'Of the . roost . deep and fei4tent kind. she lavished npon'hiin the whole wealth of her affec tions, and .the :whole depth of passion nurtured by a Southernsun. When ho was called.upon to join the ranks of his country's defenders, the pros.- poet of theit Separation almost maddened her.— Their parting came ; but scarcely was 311.3 left alone, ere her romantic nature prompted the means of re-union. Once resolved no considera tion of danger could dampen her .spirit, or thought of consequence could move - her 'tames:o. She severed her long and jetty ringlets, acid pro vided herself, arid set forth to fellow the fortunes of her lover. A Smooth faced, beautiful and d sliest° stripling appeared tutiong the hardy rough and giantframes who compoied the ectis ta which' Jasper belong ed. The contrast ber.7men thc r stripling l and these men, in their uncouth garbs, their massive faces„ etiabrowned and diseeloreci by the non and rain, we's indeed striking. But none were more eager for the battle, or indifferent to fatigue as .the fair fared boy. It was found that h ismnergy of char acter„ resolution and courage,amply_supp lied lack cirphysiritie. None over stOpieted that she was a Iranian. Not CVOII. Jasper hiuisolf, al though t. she. r was often by his side, penetrated her disguise, but treated her , with kindness and respect, and often aPPlauded her heroic bravery. The romance of her situation' ineiensed the fervor of her passion. It was her delight to reflect that unknown to_hitn, she was by his Ode, to watch over him, in the hour it danger. She bud fed her paision "by wiling upon bite in the litnir`of aliam ber ; hovering near him when stealing' through the ssratnP. and Abichet,and always ready to avert danger fromhis But gradually there stole a melancholy present iment over the jeer girl's mind. She had been tortured with linpim deferred; the war Witi.proleng ed, and the proepeet of being restored, to him grew more and more uncertain. But now she felt that her dream of happiness could never be realized: She hocame convinced that death was about to snatch her away from his side; but she prayed that she might die, and he never knew to what length the +ic:l6tee. of her passion bad led her: ' It was the ere before a battle. The camp had sunk into a repose. The watch fires were burn ing low, and only the slow tread of sentinels fell upon the profound silence of the night air as they moved through the dark shadows of the forest.— Stretched upon the ground, with no other couch than a blanket; reposed the warlike form of Jas per. Climbing vines trailed themselves into a canopy above his head, through which the stars shone down softly. The faint flicker from the expiring embers of fire fell athwart his counte nance, and ringed the check of one who bent above his couch. it was the smoothed face strip ling. She bent low down, as if to listen to his dreams or to breath into his soul pleasant visions of love and happiness.. But tears traced them- selves down the fait: One's cheek, and full silently but rapidly upon the brow of her lover. A mis terious voice has told that the hour of parting has come; that tp morrow her destiny is, consummei ted.. There is Mcclast, long, lingering look, and the unhappy maiden is seen to tear herself away from the spot, to weep out her sorrows in privacy. Fierce and terrible is the conflict that on the morrow rages on that spot. Foremost in that battle i 4 that intrepid Jasper, and ever by his side fights the stripling warrior. Often ; during the heat and the smoke gleams suddenly upon the eyes of Jasper the melancholly face of the maid en. In the thicket of the fight, surrounded by enemies, the lovers light side by side. Suddenly a l ance is leveled at the breast of Jasper; but swifter than the lance is Sally St Clair. There id a wild cry, and at the feet of Jasper sinks the maiden, with the life - nlood gusting front her white bosom. Ile heeds net the diu or the dan ger of conflict; but down by the side of the dy. log boy ho kneels. Then, for the first time, doss he learn that the stripling in his love that often by the camp fire and in the swamp, she has been by his side; that the dim: visions in his slumber, of an angle face hovering aboyehim, had indeed been truo. In the midst, of the. battie, with he'r lover by her side, and the barb still in her bosom .the heroic maiden dies Ilex name, her sex and her noble devotions soon became atnown oitgl? the corps. There was a tearful group gathered, arthlind her grave ;. thbre was - not of these hardy warriors one who did not bedew her grave, with Male. They, buried : her near,the river Santee, peon _ shady, that looked as if it had ; been stolen out of Para diee." • interesting, ta,se,a4wo_pfraons et'intkTalgiert,:ansl, ap1:4441a i to diswyer tlr , t+thsgioskAkatuarral.arofT fyogn ntjBtikir aM if; tboo ,know 6 what ' • ' • ettanfolglirtrtiorr. A FAMILY PAPER FOR TOWN & OM:INTIM IS PRINTED AND PUBLISHED wEEK.Lr By WM. X. BRESLIN, 11n the 23 'Story of Elso'sVmßliilding,pupPor4sdile-, 1. :At OA 1.11(1:11fty Cenle ct„ tear. Aavanitintsmrrs insertedif*tha.usual.rateit HAY ES lit Lebanon County, postage free.... In Nrtneyfian!a,nut.cd Utaiiolll county, 8 1 4 coma per quarter, or 13 seats a year. Out of this State, 634 ets. per quarter, or 26 ota. a pear. If the postage-1e not paid in advance. rates are doubted .:F~ :.' A happier illustration the wonderfo I charao ter of the Bible,. and the facility with which even a child may answer by it the greatest of orations, c. o solve the sab r limeist of mysteries, was perhaps never given, as that of on examination of a deaf and dumb institution, some years ago, in Lon don. A. bttio boy was asked in writing,,," who made the world took the chalk, and wrote- ac. `..diWneath the question, "In the begining„Cfod ore- etcd`tbe heavens and the earth." The clergyman Len inqaired in a similar manner, "Why did Jesus Christ come into the world ?" A tlnile of delight and gratitude rester: Pn the ceanteasnea, of the little fellow as he wrote: "Vila a faithful saying and worthy of all u s ceptatioivtliat Jesus Christ came into the world to matt sinners." . A third Was then proposed, evidently adapt, ed to''o4.ll the most powerful feelings into tier "Why were .yelt,herit dear soil dumb, when r came hear and speak?" "Never," said an eye•tritness "shell I forget the resignation which sat upon his aountensene, as he took the oha lit awl wrote." "'Even so Father, for n 7: it seamed good in Thy sight." Bayard Taylor, on his way to Bergen, in Nor. Ivey, say:—We took on board four or five lepers, On there way to tbehospitakat Lergrl„ A pieso 'of oil . itloth' had. been thrown over some spars to shield them from the rain, and they,sat on„ deck, avoided by other passengers : a melancholy pic ture of disease and shame. One was a bey of fourteen, upon whose face wartlike excrescences were beginning to appear, while a 1101Tatts, who seemed to he his mother, was hideously swollen and disfigured: A inan, crouching down with his bead between ha band's, endeavored to bide the shame and knotted mass of protruding blue flealrwhich bad once been a human face. The forms of leprosy, elephantiasis and other kindred diseases which L have seen in the East and—in tropical countries, are not nearly so horrible. For these unfortunates there was no hope. Some years more or less of a life which they could look forward. No cure has yet been discovered for this terrible disease. There are two hospitals bore, one of which contains about five hundred patients, while the other, whielilias recently been erected for the reception of eases in the earlier 'stages, who may be subjected to experkneeted courses of treatment, has already one hundred.— This form of leprosy is supposed to bo produoed partly by exclusive diet of shit fish, and partly by want of Personal elealiness. The latter is the most, probable' cause, and one does not wonder at the result filler he has had a little experience of Nor wegian filth. It is the awful curse which falls upon the beastly, habits LotIS N/PuLbluN'S BALL-ROOST COUP D'ETAT. The Paris correspondent of the North American writos, , underdate of February 18th•—"A fanny instance of the nngth to which etiquette is car ried in the pert-cane court was exhibited at the Tuilleries ball on Sunday last. Prince Christian, of Denmark, was there, and it was thotight desi rable to accommodate him with a*eat by the Em peror and Eniiiress. But, unfortunately, accord ing to imperial etiquette, embassadors take prom:- demo of all princes not sons or brothers of reign ing monarchs. The Danish Prince comes under neither category; and as embassadors do not sit at thc-Rrench, court, so the PrinCo Ceiti4 not be allovsett sit eithoq .. It was a knotty point how to 'do the civil' properly on the occasion. The Emperor solved it by his genius. He resolved not to sit h imsclf, and ordered away his stool from the side of the Empress, sod invited the Primo to stand beside him! The incident ilmost re minds one of Sheridan's reply when asked to help a drunken acquaintance out of the gutter, being drunk also himself: "My dear friend, that is impossible; but lie down beside you !" A boy from the old country wee recently taken into agentleman':.4 family. One eventing, aitee Oitia oft to the drawing room, he came down into the kitchen laughing heartily. "What's the matter ?" asked the the cook "Why, sure," said be, there ate twelve of theta up there who couldn't suutT.the Oe.uAle, e<ed they bad to we to do it." AO" To cure love, take of manufactured hemp, about six feet—of courage, enough to make a "slip-noose," and place it around your neck=of resolution, enough to fasten it to the top of a tree —and of determination, sufficient to take a leap downward. If this dues not effect a cure, Wr.e— get married. "Uta.. A shoemaker, for the purpose of eclips ing an opponent who lived opposite him, put over his door the well-known motto of "Mena comes: recti; (a mind conscious of rectitude.) Big ad versary, to out-do him, placed a bill in his win. dow with these words: "Men's and Women's con sols. recti I" , pH.. An oi,d soldier, whose nose had be& cropped off by a skttre cut, happened to give a few pence to a. beggar, who exclaimed in return : "God preserve your eye-sight!" "Why so 2" inquired the veteran. "Because, sir," was the reply, "if your Ants slloyld grow weal, you couldn't . keep-specticlee on thorn i" _Mr In a tavern, in a small town, sat a far mer, who was plagued and bantored by above a dozen guests who were present. "Well," said the farroor, at last, "I've got thii best of all of you." "How so 7" asked all. "In me you've only got one fool, while in you: I've got above a dozen." Srutrani v.-0 no, of the gentlest and most bear. only virtues is the spirit of sympathy for Oates woes. Of this it has been said t Thqre is a tear more sweet and soft Than beauty's smiling lip of love; By angels' eyes first wept, and oft On earth by eyes like those above: It flows for virtue to distress, It soothes like hope our sufferiniv herti;' " ''Prrai given, and 'tts shed to bless Sympathy's celestial tear. • igitt` A Rochester man was kicked out of a N, York hotel a short time 'since, beco.uso 1) could not or wouldn't pay his bill. When asked if he didn't feel bad and sore over it, with true Roch ester ean# livid, he replied: "Oh,'no, only fhlt a little"ptit oiit alma it jeffr There it no, passion that needs so little language aS kaifilitetedhatill nieitniag folltti'heart thankll the phettrikluttiki and J.uliet.i.:As a genesal l titing, your spouteis of ,setqatneq know t tle more, about : lore than spent. era of bombast know abou,t eloquenee. . -; 1 4 7/1 " -hrh4overdol , honoot; gonorotto, viNoottib anti 64d1 10 vogentlowto, whothsr.hs he , hborni 'od or unloornod. , ' ac....,. BEAUTIFUL- -ANECDO TE. LEPERS 13
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