40113 PRINITENCO
Y
OF EV liRY MoctupTioN
Neatly and Promptly Executed, at the
Advertiser Office, Lebanon, Pa.
Tom ,estaidlehfueut to now supplied with nn vital:wire
essertmeitt
ii
TYPO, which %rill be thumped aelhe
patronage demariii. Tt can nos turn out PRINTINO, of
ovary descrionolon a neat and expeditious manner--
and on very reasonable termn. Such ua
Pamphlets, Checks,
Business Cards, Handbills,
Circulars, Labels,
Bill Headings, Blanks,
Programmes, Bills of Fare,
Invitations, Tickets, &c., &c.
The friends of the establishment, and the public grner
ellrererespeatfally solicited to sencitn_tlrit orders.
RANTIBILLS Printed at so tieurii notice.
Sir Darns of all kinds, COMMOII andjudgment Words.
School, .Justices', - Constables' and othaViLaxits, printed
Correctly and neatly on the best paperi * constantly kept
for Gale at this °Mee, at priers "to suit the times."
,* Subscription prim or tho LEBANON' ADVERTISEr
One Dollar and a Half. a Year.
'Address, Wit. Bataan, Lebanon,
MUSIC.
..COOMONS. Flntunas, Flutt,. 1 *ifktt, Nlnnlcßoxes,
Banjos. Teroboritioes, Violin and Striago.A:r.
Very elicap, fur 'lulu at ItEITZENGT32 Imo.
. . .
...
.. The Giv , tet•ies,;
IT-the - Centre Thitklings of P.ABER & B ,ftots • you „xi
.LIL, find vory cheap, and tt fo'd assortmer I A, •
Lobancm, Oct. 21, 18.57. . 1
Allard Timcs Ivereri tome.
mil Ket: are the days iti which we, Wa, :rt out money t o
last as long as possi'ole.
And the only way to iio so is to go to S . WARTZ BRO.,
to buy your Winter 'Goods. ploy. 2.5.1657.
SECd'irti ARUTIVAL - •
irliF FALL and WINT6II. GOODS, l'ehtch soli
IL/ cheap for caah ' ;SG DUO.
Lebanon, Nov. 25, 1557.
Irish 'Whi - si re d • •"''.
130111LHON vatsb: EY, :,And N . E . ru m, r;
Supetior quality, jut eer, r i„.l and for .to at
lieliGAliT'S Jr Inc and Liquor Store.
Lebanon, Doo; SO, 1857,
Preir e e,lol,o l- fife IHiondays.
I ugly retvea n'new'sr:pply of Watches: Jewelry. and
tep other .11ttney ArtlePA, suitable forehristman Presents,
and for sale at low ir..tees to suit the- thnee, by
Dee. 1.13, 1857. BBITZIINBTEIN & BRO.
.ritlP l 9 l , , li . 7 l l.'Ar f lT/I , ll a AT i l , ol l i much
by wlieli tomt,
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Pl u ttif ' z l ttn n iNt a ttl A tEle e condon e n/ntiv avoided. aia‘ "L rr r i ' age.'. '
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Address. enclosing four stamps, DE. G. W. AD
DISCOALfig, Brooklyn, N. Y. Dec.lB, '57.-6m. ,
For Cheap Cloila Cassiourr
3 3
ATlNfzr.!;tind all kind of Woolen flood% call at the
! ', - Cieittre Building of RAWL & 8R01.4, where you will
find every variety of Goods for Gentlemen &Boys' Wear,
in kind for the season nud in price to sult.the times.
Lebanon, Oct, 21, 1817.
Revolvers-
norms Allen's and other Revolvers, single and double
kj barrel Piitols. tine Pocket Knives, Port Monaies,
Pursue in great variety and sol.l at the lowest figure at,
14&111"7,HNSTEIN &
Cheap Jewelry and Fancy Store.
Dec. VI, 1957
Feed—Feed
"DETISCINS in wont of Vorti for Cows or Pigs, can
ob
fain it dully at the Brewery of . the subscriber, in
CumberWel ' , trent, Wnst of Plank. Road. Price, front
to 2 i rents a bushel ,
Ilea. 9,1857.-1 m
Fatari' .Dress Goods.
A T RAKER BIW'S NEW 111..1ILDINO you will find a
J splendid assortment of all of, Fancy I:pods
Phewls, Capes, iSicarfa, Collars, and in short, every variety
of Goods for a complote Dress—very cheap.
All kinds of Domestic floods—Muslins are vary cheap--
Check, Ticking, Ethacting, illankets. eitr• Neale
call and coo far yourselves. (Lebanon, 0ct.21,
Henry Bartrukiin , N Brewery
AND
LAGEP, BEEP. SALOON,
T N Cumberland Street,•west of the Plank nod. Lein-
I non. SAlreitzer and I,isuber , 6 or . Cheure, Holland
'erring, nixolesate and Retail. A room in the
second Story is tree for meeting=, Eo,7,fi.ti,s,
Lebanon, Dee. 9,1957..
Ready-made Ctullthttr i i,
OYEISCOATS, Sack Coats, Frock Coats, rants
0 and 'Vests. all colors and all prices, Just received and
offered at such prices as have already induced many: to
purchase. We defy competition on koraly-made Clothing.
For cheap Coats, Pants and Vests, all at
HENRY S STINE'S STEAM
Lebanon, October tIS, 1557.
Can and See!
fIARI'IITSI Carpets! Oil Cloths! Oil Cloths! Baskets!
Ilasketst Carpst Chnkil - Oarpos Mani .1.15,1 a 'Owners!
lied Feathers I Corn Brooms! Corn Brooms! }land
and u variety anther (lot's, received and daily receiving
by }lnward Express, which will be sold cheap by
.110.(401011 7 (ct. 119, 11.NN It Y th.
!For Sale.
qp, (inn liAratP.l, STAVES, which Call be bangle'
ou realonoblo lacing from thu undcrolgufil:
ELIZABETE C. WEIDMIN..•
ROBERT W. COLEMAN,
jOIIN W. ULRICIL ,-
Admln'ra or the Eaf.ata of Jacob B. Web.buaa;
Dec. 2,1867.
New arariper Slew
GEOM EW. DALY, MARKET 13v 6 ever, ny•
anon Dank, would respectfully infora
Lebanon and vicinity. that he kill contin
Shaving 4. Hair Dressin
ankle prepared to do bunkum in th,
lOU, and wduld solicit all to give hi'
Lebanon, Oct. 21, 1867.
It iTIOV /AL.
DAB RISK lets removed 10,4 HAT & CAP STORE,
.11_ to hie New Brick Buildint ;. (oppcsiite hie late stand,)
In thuntreriand Street, zoldwe Sr betteeen Varlet street,
and the Court (louse. lie e 7 tends igcurtibtl invitation to
all his friends, and the puh'.lc, to give him a cell in his
new location. lie bits Jut'. opened his NEI7 GOODS,
bought in auticipatioa of 7,is itneteval and the Christmas
Holidays.
Barge/sir; ! Rai' gains !
T
int undergneti ba i ting parchasart at Shenrs safe.
the entire stock of CL01117.:40 of L. B:Oppenhelm
er, now offer for sale, at their etoro, one door south of
• Henry &Stine's:W.4re, in Blaricet street, in the borough of
Lebanon, alt kintys of Ready; made 14111, Winter, and Sant•
mer clothing. Their assortment Is extrusive. anti of the
finest and trig material. and wall made, and as they are
anxious torielt out stist'sdily. they are prepared to sell at
tow ItAITN. All In w ant of Clothing will do well to give
them a call before re ,rchaslng elsewhere.
JACOB trscur, EROS. k Co.
Lot.auton, November:ll, 1857.—ti
•• •
A. %BLEAT PANIC ;
. ..• • AND .
0000 S SELLING WONDERFULLY
411C.IIEMEINFEJAclik APIPIIIO
TMEI Oladeraigned are now opening a very large :own
bent of FALL and WINTI.R. GOODS, &moor which
are Cloths, Caashrieree, keady-mado Clothing,
atitfall &hods Men's and Soya wear.
ALSO, all kinds of Goode for Ladies' wear, such no lilitet
and fancy silk, Dolalows, French Merino, Coburg and plaid
Goode, Shawls of all descriptions, Donna Trimmings, &c.
ALIIO, a large stock of GROCERIES & QUEENSIVARE.
*a- ails as the Bee !live- IjAk
Übanqn, Oct;i) , 67. gOit(a & SUELLISNBEIVIER
The-relothing Store A' Tail
oring
Establishment of
itAß' A O'N you will s now find in their New Band
log a few doors Nast of their former place, on the 2d
•,Story, where you can rind all kinds of CLOTIITNO—Coate,
Ovencoate; Sacks, Hound Jackets, rants, Years; Boys'
CloeMng, all very cheap. You can dress yourself from top
to too at such low prices as will suit the times.
rft.. All orders for TAILORING will be promptly at
.to.
.—All kinds of Cbuntry Produce taken in exchange fee
ClothiniCand Tailoring. [Lebanon, Oot. 2I;
$12,000 Worth Store Goods
AT VERY-LOW PRICES!
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rSiitrffli.DSlOßlSA(ool*havinitantroh4ed at Sheriff's
Is, the itirg,e And completo assortment of STORE:
GODS of SIURRIIVICD, a a very low price, and being
dealtous to dose uP.the concern at an early day,
wilt re
tailtheatnckatlower Kites. then- Good, !ivo ever been
sold in Lebanon land moch'chsaper than the same kind of
Goods Call boisglit at Wholeatile iti.the Odom Theorig
teat cost of the GOODS was 01,000, mad aidstock is largo,'
• complete and welt-assorted.
111 A,. Such an opportunity to obtain CI - IRAS' : 6001:3 is
rarely offered. Dia GOODS, GROCERIES and QUENNS•
' WADE in gnat quautttitah
Nona of all solvent Banketedfen in exchaoge for GOOD%
Lebanon, Oct. T,IST. ,
- . Prices Reduced •
.. , ..•
. , • To suit the Times.
ColkstalUtlNG the 'freesia aspect of the times, we
bilveirlopted the following rosoluuone
Riteobvsta that we will eell all kinds of Clothing ta ire
ni reineeti prices, so as to give everybody a chance to
' buy whit he wants for the winter.
R.mtVlen, tasell all kinds of Furnishing Clood3 anch ; aii, -
Undergarmenti, Socks. Shirts , 010 Yeei Iltitulkerchßai'
&c., &0., cheaper than the cheapelit. -
REBO/fiLD, to give everybody the worth of thoir money
in whatever they want to buy in the lino of Resly-me4
Clothing. .
RESOLVED, to return our thinks to the people o f L e w_
non county, for the liberal patronage beretoforebestowed
upon Us. RRITZENSTELR & BRO.
November-18,1867; !. .
7ticct9 preelitors.
A L 0 1 :: P to Itt t r E tttb , rto Ze b nt of girc ote , rltcrolZEt:
or ot berivlse, are monocled to make early paisment to Alcoa
/ 1 . 110 1 1 0 rtE, Esq., at; bbo Ofies. in Ltbaboa, and save costa.
, • rA3lOd /f,rBOLJOBTER, .
Lebenie, •••'AttOrtiey's for Ctsedltors:-.
('CALL and • I lait; stook, of titkin7l it•
idoAdam: %Cow" &oak and pnrotiaso yonr
• boots, Shoos *4AI 4WD' A MoAdattell!
VOJ), 9--No. 28.
a_?I. LANDRETHS'
•
refailtua - tit ilmare-house
21 & 173 South Sixth Street, near the State House, , •
11 / ~„.„,,' _ , PIIII,ADELPHIA.
,• I ''' 4 l , PLdO.3 S of this spacious building, erected express
-1
.;.. ~, . /Ti il or the 'Propristors' trade, are stored with Seeds and
-Pie . ends et 'interest to Farmers and Gardeners.
' alxl4l Years ,Esisblislied.—The suhscribers desire to call.
fthe attention o revery one interested in Farmingand Gar r
d . , en hl g, to their t well-selected stock of
-agril.iultural .1", nplements and Machinery,
' 1 Great Fitristy of Horticuitural Toole,
Warratikd Garden and Flouter Seeds.
/Grass and , Field Breds of the most reliable Tuthill.
7,..h0. Agricutt ural Implements sold by us are mostly,
• Mfinufactured at i our Steam Works, Bristol, Fit. -
- ' I Having fitted up this establishment without regard to
t r xpense,„with.th e most complete:machinery, for the than
,. aeltirOitif 'ratio us kinds of Agricultural Implements,we
~ ttre now. proparts I to supply all articles in this line fully
equal, mpute,: wior, to any, thing of the kind ever offer
? ed'to thelitilfilu.'
" ''''• - -,Bast - df:, - Yes Warianted Garckax Seeds; •
`Have been before the public for upwards of sisty'years ;
...their wide-spread .'popularity, and the constantly increne.
brig demand from year to year, is the bestevldence of-their
super .
suiperlority over al I others.
iority
merelm ' ate eau be supplied, with seeds in pa
perm or bulk, on th s most liberal terms. -
.
hi lontnerlale, near Bristol,Pn., our Garden Seed grounds,
emit:dim three bond, •ed and - seventy acres, and is the lar
gesSt establishment in ' its kind in the world.
, D. LA NDRETII fc, ON ,
Oct:'. 7,'.57-3m. Nos.. ,:a &23 South Sixth Street,Philada.
TICIWARD .. , ,ASSOCIATIO .
N
.I t . - 1111 1 1.A.ET.ri
DliS: - - - -
.
Iniluortalit \ • altgoarile 6 - 111,0 tit .!
rvo all; p e rsons afflicts. 4 with Sexual Dii4olso9, such us
1 Spor,i mitorrhoso,Seml; nal Weakness,lmpotence,Gonor
rli tea. We, at.Syphil Is, the' , ?Ice of th antis tmor Self-Abuse,&e.
The Ito ovard Assocititio I n, in view or the awful destruc
tion of Inn tan life, caused ' by Sexual diseases. and the de
c..ptians in , , actised upon. ft Ito -unfortunate victims of such
diseases by. Quacks, .have 1 directedtheir consulting Sur
geom. us a il "haritable".Ast 'worthy of their name, to give
Medied Ael 'vice Gratis, to'
&11, persens thus &filleted, who
apply by let' , ter.with n des iiription.of their condition, (age,
occupation, habits of-life, - "to o ) and in all eases of extreme
novelty andi suffering, tof kritish illediciticsfrec of charge.-
The lieu*, rd associatior i is a benevolent Institution, es
tablished by ‘, special chile lwrrient, for the relief of the sick
and distresseo 1, of lic,ted i)iith"lrirttlent and Epidemic Dis-
Noic g,' , it cal s now wstifiliius of means, which the Direc
tors have rote , i terexpess. t in advertising the above notice.
it 1.- needlea-s to "gild 'that , the Association commands the
hi„,,i,s,t Medical skill of the age, and will furnish the Most
approved model mtreatnuimt.
Just Dublishi '4,hy... thil Association, a Report on SPflr.
rnatorriers. or ; 3etilinitl 'll"reakness, the vice of Onanisilii
Masturbation or Self-Abuse and other diseases of the Sox
oal organs. by CI to constiltio,z, Snrgeon,which will be sent
by mail. tin a em leVenvelope9 'free of Charge, on the re
°Apt of two ste rn - pe for postage.
Address, Or. G SiO.R..OALUOVN, Consulting Surgeon,
It,„„ r d
~,k. F ..0,, 1 ati 1011, Na. 2 South ,Ninth Street, Philadel
phia, l's. Dy orit n of the Dfreeto,ll.
' EZRA El. IIE.S.FTIVELL, Pres . &
&cry.- ~ pct.", '57-Iy.
Rtntcurig,
•
The Golden Pilize..
The New York \lidustrated MeZist Pn'ze,
(AN E of the largegl t and hest literary prapers of the day.
An iniperiat nrto, containing eig:llt pages, or fur
tv collaring of choice Wending matter each' week.
IF SUBSCIVITTION TWO DOLT..ARS A YEAR.
And a OM will be pCesented to each to abscriber Imma
ditstely on the-receipt of the subscription i money.
I0;ch subscriber will be entitled to a , "Oft worth frit=
4 51 to ,5f,1430,00 in Sold.
i o<O.CLUBS.
3 Copies for 1 year ,
Q 5,0- 15,00
BEAD T HE LIST 01? GU ITS.
1 Prokage conta',ning t5OO, in Cold.
10 1.01(1. Patent Lever English Hunt big
„Cased Ws tithes f Earh.
15 44 44 1 75
" fleld•Watchea, 00
1 50 o 64 0 50
100 Ladies 44 =4
120 Silver lin'aing Caved- Watelic is 25 "
" 'Watches ,If told "
500 Cold Yes . ", and Ouard Tod Fob
1 lo totio
5000 Geld leickets '0 to 10 t.
()old Drops—Broach lie
Breast 1111.3 —Souls--Cuff Pins
Clw:ve Buttons. An.. Ac.„. ;Ito 15 Each.
Immediately on receipt of the sub fscription money. the
subscriber's !UMW will bo entered u iport our subscription
book, opposite' a number, and the &lit corresponding with
that number. !will be forwarded to 'ibis or her address by
mail or expret post paid. ;
Addres a BrICKST comr, , ANY, Publishers,
48 and, 49 Aftafthes 1 'minding% New York-
Specimen 'O'opies sent free. -
usiS_ Bills of all tho`Banks tak,on that pass current in
the States from whence they are' sent. Postage stamps
are als e . „Dec. 10,1557.-St.
th , lllllle Preparal ion
1-1;':41.y Conc6itrat64l . Compound '-Fluid
. Extract Buchy.
rrENRY HARTMAN
For disearee of the Blet'..der. Kidneys, Gravel, Dropsy,
IVeaknessee. Obstru ations, Secret diseases, Fe
male Cor.iplaii as. and all diseases of
, the '4exuel Organs.
Arising • trom EL.TeAfra , and Imprudenelos In life. and re-•
movinF,'ail Improper Discharges from the Madder, Kid
neys, or SoeuMl Organs, whetber exratiee.t.
Mule or Female,
, .
prom whatever cause they may have originated,:
And no Katter ef How Long Standing,
Giving Health and Vigor to the Frame, and
Itloom to the Punkt Cheek.
• ' Joy .to the Afflicted!!
It cures *.e..rvoits and Debilitated Sufferers. and remoree
all the e.l l : o PteieF• among which will be found
.• , .
Indispoef
to Exertion, Loss of
Power, Lone of 3lembry,
Diinculty of Breathing, Oen
' " erut IVeskuess, horror of Die
nes.. Weak Nerves, Trembling, Dread
ful llorror of Death, Night Swes tn. Cold Poet.
Wakefulnes.4. Dimness of Vision, Languor, Univer
sal Lassitude of the Hottentot System, often Enormous
Appetite, with Dyspeptic symptoms, llot Elands,
Plushness of Ulu Body, Dryness of the akin,
Pallid Countenanue and Eruptions on •
the Fare, Pain in the Buck. Hen
vinese of the Eyelkls, Fre
(petal), Black 'mots
Flying bofore
• the Byes,
with Temporary vein:slot end Los iof eight; Want of
Attention, (treat Mobility, Restlessness, with Horror
of Society. Nothing is more desirable to such Pe
dants than solitude, anti Nothing they more
' Dread for rear of Themselves no Re-
Pose of In:.nlier, no earnestness, no •
Spoeulation, but a hurried
transition from one
question to an
other.
•
/ •
.iosite the Leb
. the Citizens .4'
• Ads his first-o.eas
a Saloon,
ji neatest and best
WILL
Those symptoms if allowed to go on—which this mcd
'ciao Invariably remcres—sonn follows Loss of Power,
Fatuity, and EPIGEPfIt: FlTS—in one of which the lac
tient may m:pire. Who can say that these excesses-are
not frequently followed by those direful diseases—lN
SA SIT Y AND CONSUMI"KiIh,I t The records of the In-
Mine Asylums, and the mels middy deaths by Consump
tion, bear ample witness to the truth or tbeFe assertions.
Iu Lunatic Asylums the must melancholy exhibiti , diap ,
pet ty . Thu Countemin..e is actually sodden and quite
deititifte—:neither Mirth or thief over risite it ; should
a stutnd of the voice occur, it is rarely articulate.
' "With woeful messurre woo despair
Low sullen sounds his grief beguiled."
Debility is most lerrible and bits brought thousands
upon thousand to ntimely graves. thurblasting theam
talon of ninny noble youths. It can hp cured by the use
of thin INFALLIBLE REMEDY !
If you are sugaring with ..ny of the above distressing
ailments, the FLUID E'LTItACT BUCIIC will cure you.
Try it ttad lie Convinced of its efficacy.
,goveare of Quirk Ere:trams and Quack Doctors,
who falsely boast of didlities and references. Citizens
know and avoid them. and save long suffering,. Money,
and Exposure, by sending or calling fur a bottle of this
Popular, and specific Remedy. • •
It allays all pain and Inflammation, is perfectly pleas
ant In its taste and odor, but initnediate iu Reaction.
Is prepared directly according to the Rules of Pharmacy
and Chemistry, with the greatwt accuracy awl cheinkm
:knowledge and care devoted in its combination• See
Professor Dowses' Valuable Works on the peßett,,, of
PhYPie, and MO*.t of the late standard Worksof Medicine.
One hundred dolders will be paid to anv Physician who
'earl prove that the medicine ever injured a patient; and
the testimony of thousand's can be produced to pros e
that lttioas great good. Cases of from one week to thir
teen years standing have been effected. The mass of
'Voluntary Testimony in possession of the Pt°l4l°t°Y a.
vouching its virtues and curative powers, is immense,
embracing neaten well known to SCIENCE, AND 1431 E.
100,000 Bottles - Slava Been Sold
and not a single Instance ore failure has been reported!
Personally appeared before.me, an alderman of the
City of Philndelphla, It. T. 11N1.311.10LD, Chemist, who
being duty sworn does say, that his preparation contains
no Narcotic, hlorcury, orinjurious Drug, but are purely
Vegetable. 11. T. II it bg BOLD, Bola man u feat' rer.
Bworn and subscribed before me Ibis 23d day of Novem
be?, 185.1. Wll. P. 11111V.ItD, Alderman.
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Price $1 per Bottle, or ate for , De.
livered to any :Address,
Tonganled by reliable and re 6 lble Certificates from
'vfeasora'of Medical'Collagen; lers„Yrae r n
m And'Other9.
•,` rePared and sold by lI.T. na.BOLD,
Practical and Analytical Chemist.
No. 52 South Tenth St. below Chestnut,
Assembly Buildittgs,
.Phila.
pay To be had of.. Dr. George Rams, D. S. Rabar, and of
ail Druggiste and Dealers throughout' the Untted States,
Canndaa and British Pp:Muses. •
BEWARE OP CQUIVTERFEITS
Ask for lichnbold,'.i-=t4ke no other. 6
'I Y YOU wont to sV}' RE SENTS for th e Holidays,
call at WALTZ kit°E EL'S BOOKSTORE.
Cand ozamlne . WALTZ & 11.0EDE1113 stocc, of
Holiday Hooka.Wo3o,Ptirflasthg 11"whA
I'ITALTZ & ROEDELI3.I3 tbeldacaro,b looms
• r‘ and ledrabbi Gurr HOOKS for ijar,, , •r
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Ciares
Zee. 2, 1867._1y. "":".-
LEBANON, PA.,`'WEDNEO; JANUARY 8,.:1858.
Well, Peter, w here hav i ci you been?
WRY, I-have been at the STOIIII/STOlit or JAMES
" N. ROGERS. and bought ones/ War adperim: COOK-.
ING STOVES, as he has jest returrte d from the city and
brought fine of the largest assortrueint, s of
STOVES ever brouelit to Lebanon.
My neighbor got one from hirry, anti it 18 the best cook
ing Stove I ever saw. TheY"ean Bake, Roast, Cook and
Wash at the same time,
was determined
wish to, and it does eve.
rything to perfection;perfection; if
was determined to get one of
the same Sort, and ;h, - hest of all is he warrants every
C° l3l / 1 " 1 ST"K he 'arils to do as he represents.
A few more of tl.kle same sort , left, with a general as-
' "Pa'rtortfull, or Dining Room Stoves,
which min lie sold : cheap, with a full assortment of TIN
and 31.IWAT IRON WARE ; generally cohnected with his
bushier:4., *it- All work entrusted to him will be done
with . rieatuess and dispatch.
I .,,ehanon, Sept 23; '6l
WINE ONE! COME ALL!
Give 248 a Call at the Golden Sign of
HENRY & STINE.
JUST RECSIV.F,D. a very large and splendid'
steclt - cif 'NM F NVIISTFIt GODS. which
•
• ti4t,i... • -
wore' purchased at the lowest Cash prices, and will
be sold at unusually low prices,for cash, or in ex
ahanga for cogntry produce.
Their stock consists in part . of the•follew - ing, '
DPy Oodda,Thiliee pima Goods. French Mariners, Cob urga,
Tarantella Cloths, Lustros, all-Wool Durals, all-Wool e-
Laines, Mouslin.Delaines, high colored Woof & Silk Plaids,
Gingluuns, an endless.variety of Prints, &e., &c.. which are
offered at very lofv prices by ' It tINftY & STILE.
Silks ! Silks! Silks !
Just received, a splendidossortrnent of rich black, plain
and striped Dress Silks. Also, extra rich plain and strip
ed fancy; ail the rage! . Call - and see at the cheap store of
HENRY & SPINE.
Shawls Shawls ! Shawls !
Just opened, a splendid assortment of Long Shawls, P.sy
State, Thibet, black and. Ethel', plaid; 24,A,a;111
Chenille ' and a variety of others,which are selling off fast,
cheaper than the cheapest at the store of
& STINE.
Domestic Goods—Cheap
Jost. Received—Mu-ons, Checks, °foghorns, Flannels,
Canton Flannels. Tletzings, and a variety of others. which
are offered at reduced priceB,l,,,y ENRY Sl . ] NE.
For Mea's Wear !
Au:l received, a large and splendid assortment of French
and English Cloths, at all prices. Also, plata, black and
fancy Cassimares, French Cassiateres. plaids and side
sti foe's; :7 4 attinets. Kentucky Xmas, 'Vesting's, and a varie
ty of o,ther Gozals for Boys' and itien's Wear, which are
offered low by HEN BY 4 4 . STINE.
Now's the time to buy cheap Goods
HINRY&STtIF,have.jI opened their Fall and Win
ter stock of Goods. and their assor:.:nont of Fresh G 1:0CP:-
it/ES nod QUEENSWA RE cannot surpassed in the
Borough of Lebanon. Call and examin,".. at the store of
Lebanon. Oct. 'hi. II ENIOr." & STINi.
'''AFFLICTED READ!!!'
4,,t,s - twenty ts , o years eee by Dr. KIN ti MAN ; earner
of Third and Union streets, Philadelphia, Pa.
WENTIT-TWO YEARS'
Experience has rendered Dr. IC a most succe,csful
practitioner in the cure of all diseases ef a private nature,
manhood's debility. as en impediment to marriage; ner
vous and semi al infirmities. diseases of the skin, and
those wiring from abuse of mercury.
TARE PA RTICULA R *NOTICE
There is an mil habit sometimes indulged in by boys,
In solitude, often, growing tip with them to manhood;
and which, if noMyeformed in due time, not only begets
serious obstacles "to matrimonial happiness, but gives
rice to a series of Protracted, 'millions, and devastating
aifectleas:
Few of those who give way to this pernicionr practice
are aware of the :coneguences. until they dud the ner
vous system shattered. feel strange and unaccountable
sensations, and vague; fears in the mind. [Seepages, 27,
28, 29, of Dr. K.'s book on "Self-Preservation.l
The unfortunate thus affected becomes feeble, is una
ble-to labor with aceustomed vigor. or to applY Iris
mind to study ; his stOp is tardy and week ; ho is dull,
irresolute, and ongagoa even in his sports with less etter;••
gy than usual.
If be emancipate himself before the practice has dhlte
its worst, and enter matrimony;his marriage is unfruit
ful, and his sense toile him that this is caused by his
early follies. These are cortaideiations which should
awaken the attention - of all who are shnilarly situated.
REMEMBER, • "
otread" '
Ea' plates h moll trader Dr. KINIIc.LIN S
ment, may religiously con Ede in his honor as a gentle
man. and rely' upon the 'assurance, that the secrete of
Dr. K.'s patients will never bb disclosed.
Young man—let no false modesty deter you from mak
ing your case' known Menu, who, from education and
respeetability.nan certainly befriend you..
la"— Dr. KINKCIIN'S residence has been for the last
TWENTY YE,W4B tit the N. W. Corner of THIRD AND
UNION streets, Philadelphia, Pa.
PATIENTS AT A DISTANCE
•
Can have (by stating their we explicitly, together
with all their symptoms. per luttvr. enclosing a remit
tance) Dr. K:a malteine, appropriated orconlingly.
Forwarded to any part of the United stator. and park.
ed secure from DAIIAGE or CURIO= Y, by deilorEz
press.
DEAD YOTITIT AND MAKI:100Di!
A VIGOROUS UPC OR A rREMATURS DEATH, KINSELIX
SEUL PRISMIXAtiOX.---ONLT 25 CENTS.
Letters containing that value in stamps, will ensure a
copy, per return of mail.
GRATIS GRATIS! I GRATIS!:!
A Free GIFT To AU.
MISERY RELIEVED!
"Nature's Guide." a new and popular Work, fell of
valuable advice and impreseivo warning, ailko calculat
ed to prevent years of misery. and Pare TfiCUSAXPS of
lives, Is distributed without charge, and forwarded by
mail, prepaid to any Past Office in the United Staten, oo
ravel•. Ing an ordor enclosing two postage stamps.
dray.l6,
OrelrdiAoaPeAs the ovoid, first cause,
Springs from neglect of Nnturtes Jaws.
SUFVER NOT!
wnrai A
CURE .IS GUARANTEED
•1$ ALL STAGES OF
SECRET DISEASES,
Self-abnee, Narrow' Strletnees, Oleete, Gray
el, Diabettw, Diseases Of the Kidneys and Bladder,
Mercurial Ithenniatiem, Scrofula. reins in the nones
and Anklee. dieenses of We Lungs, Throat, sore end
Eyes. Ulcers upon the Body or Limbs, Cancers,
Dropsy,Epileptic Vim St.Vitilie Dance. and all Die
eases. arising from a derangement of the Sexual Or
gans, Buell as Nervous Trembling, TAWS of Memory,
UM of Power. General Week Dem, Dimness of Vision ;
with peculiar spate appearing before the eyes. Leen of.
Sight. Wakefulness. Dyspepsia. Liver Dirense. Eruptions
upon the Face. Pain iu the Back and Heed. Female Ir.
regularities end all Improper discliargee front both sexes.
Tt matters not from what cause the dh-ealio originated,
however long standing or obstinate the cese, recovrar
15 CERTAIN. and in a phorter time than a permanent mire
can be effected by any other treatment. even after the
dlseme has bellied. the skill of eminent physicians and re
sisted all their means of CUM The medicines Are pleas
ant without odor, causing no slekneee and free from
mercury or belsa.m. During twenty years of practice,
have rescued trom the Jaws.of Death many thowande,
who, in the last stages of the above-mentioned diseases,
had been given up to die by their physicians, which tea:-
rents me in promising to the ;deleted, who may place
themselves under my care. a perfect and most speedy
cure. Secret Diseases ere the greatest enemies to health,
as they are the firs teause of Consumption, Scrofula and
many other diseases. and should be a terror to the ha=
man family. Ae a permanent cure le scarcely ever of
a majority of the cases falling into the bands of
incompetent persons, who not only fail to Mire the die.
eases but ruin the ronstitntion, filling the system with
mercury, which. with the disease, hastens the sufferer
into a rapid Consumption.
lint should the disease and the treatment not cause
death speedily and o the victim marries, the disense is en
tailed upon the children, who are horn -with feeble con
stitutions, and the Eurrent of life corrupted by a virus
width betrays itself in Scrofula. Tettor, Dicers, Erup
tions and other affections of the Skin, Eyes, Throat and
Lunge. entailing upon them a brief existence of suffer
ing and consigning them to en early grave.
SELF All USN is another formidable enemy to health,
for nothing else in the dread catalogue of human diere
ses causes so destructive a drain upon the system, draw
ing its tboovande of victims through a few years of 'mi
tering down to en notirmdy grave. It destroys the Ner
vous System, rapidly wastes away the energies of life,
causes mental derangement, prevents the proper devel
opment of the system. disqualifies for marrirge, society,
business, and all earthly happiness, and leaves the -suf
. ferer wrecked in body or mind, predisposed to Cuttentup
-on and R train of evils more to be dreaded than death
itself. With the fullest confidence I amen the imfortn
.nate victims of Self A buse that a permanent' and speedy
cure can be effected, end with the abandonment of ruin
ous practices my patients can be reftored to robust, vig
orous health.
'lite afflicted are cautioned against the use of Patent
Medicinee, for there are so many Ingenious snares In the
columns of the publio prints to catch and rob the unwary
sufferers, that millions have their. constitutions ruined
by the rile compounds of quack gootors, or the equally
poisonous myg r ems vended as "Patent Medicines." I
have carefully analyzed many of the so-celled Patent
Medicines. end find that nearly all of. them contain Cor.
moire Sublimate, which is one of the - Strongest prepara
tions of mercury and a deadly poison. which. instead of
curthk the disease, disables the Cyetetn for life.
ThrCe-foUrths of the patent nostrums now in use are
Put up by unprincipled and ignorantpersons who do not
understand even the alphabet of the. WATERTA Manisa,
and are equally as hiteof any knowledge of the hu
man system, having onfrobjebt only In view, and that to
make money regardless of consequences.
Irregularities and all diseases of e uleto and females
treated on princildes,ottablithed by twenty years Of
practice, and sanctioned by thckeinde of. the most re
markable cures. Medicines with full dir . sictions sent to
any part of the. United States or.'Oanadas, by patients '
communicating their symptoms by letter. Sneistese cor
respondence atrictly.conAdential. Address
J. SUMMERVILLE, M. D., '
ORice No.'llBl'Filtairt St. - , [Old 5i1i . .109,) held* twelfth; •
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JAMES N. ROGERS
1 . 0 Cf MUM - •
REMINISCENCES OF GEN'L
WORTH.
A young .gentleman who has for the past year
been attached to one of the literary departments
of this journal, (says the New York Evening Post)
and who served in -. Gien. Worth's division in the
Mexican war, has handed.us the following rem
tniscentees of the deceased hero. They illustrate
the two great virtues which he had in common
with every truly great man—bravery and kind-
news—and explain to some extent-the attaehmment
and oven devotion-, with which he'inspired those
-under his command:-
Daring the siege of Monterey, Gen. Worth's'di
vision, to which my company belonged, was oper
ating on the north side of the city.. Duncan's bat
tery had just repulsed a column of the enemy's
cavalry froth the city; and my own company,
which had been aeting as a corps of observation
on the heights, was lying in a cornfield awaiting
orders to join the mai 1. body. Two of the enemy's
batteries—one on the heights above the Bishop's
Place, and' the other across .the.river * near Fort
Saldade—had disioVered our position, and were
feent,g. for us among the tall corn with round
shot and The Fifth Infantry and .Blanch-,
arts bouisian - a yolunteet:s liad already crossed the
river to attack For:. Solda'do. Oar'Position was
gutting to bee little uncomfortable, V 9 ben Gen.
Worth galloped up, accompanied hy two or three
staff officers.
"Who commands this company?" he naked.
.. do, s ir," said Lieutenant Shackelford, raising
his tall term from behind a corn hill.
"Very well," laid the General; "go over there
to Major Scott, and help him take that hill.. I
don't want you to try to take it; I want you, to
take it.. It must ho-done."
*We'll do it" said our commander.
"The General was off in a cloud of dust to di
rout other operations, and with "It must be done"
ridging 'in our ears, we responded to the lieuten
ant's "Come on, boys; fall in !" and were very
shortly hand to hand with the enemy:
After Monterey surrendered, nearly every man
in our company was taken down with the chills
and foyers; nd myself among the number. I had
hefiL pi::eviousiy weakened by that scourge, which
it will he remembered, swept oft our unaceliranted
troops "like rotten sheep," and from which, I be
live, no one ever entirely recovers, and "tin chills"
stuck to: me ;loser than a brother. Quinine and
Peruvian bark would adjourn them for only a week
at a Unto, at most. At Saltine, I went into hos
pital with "the chills" for, the sixth time, and
then had one of a- peculiar and dangerous nature,
during Weller - Ouzo/ of which I was temporarily
_ •
I was then "as thin as a lath"--a mere skeleton
with a skin drawn over—and so weak I could
hardly etaad. Tho surgeon, Dr. Porter, a rough
old Florida eamprhucr, remarked to one, in . the
morning o l23 wax of encouragement; "Aha ! - MY .
lad, you are going to die this timo." I told him
I hoped nut, which was certainly 'the truth: He
Inquired how long I had to servo. I replied Mtli
three weeks. "Then,",aaid he, "get a furlough
and go fume; perhaps you may get:ivell there.—
You can't live in this climate, and wo don't want
the trouble of burying you." •
The hope thus hold out did more good than - Mod.
icing. I prepared a furlough, and obtained the
signatures of Lieutenu . n t Shackelford, Dr. Porter,
and Lieutenant Colonel Child; who commanded
the artillery battalitin. The latter told'me, how
ever, that Gen. Taylor, then at Victoria, bad is
sued orders to grant.no furloughs, under any cir
cumstances; butes it was anextreme case, I might,
apply to General Worth, if I thought it would fib
any good.
The next morning, with the assistance of any
"bunky,",.l6bert Gam'ele, (afterwards killed at
Moline Adel Rey;)l "walked up to the General's
quarterseitud asked the orderly to say that
wanted to speak to the General. The proper way 1'
would have beer• to send in the furlough, bat I I
knew that would fail. The'orderly at first reins- t
ed to take the message, which he knew, es well ail
I, was contrary - to all military etiquette, but final- I
ly said he would mention it casually when he
went in on other business. Ile went in shortly,
and I heard the General say, "Send him in." 'S
'When I entered, General Worth turned towards
me rather hastily, saying, "Well, boy, what. do
you want?" -Then noticing my hatehet-like faoo,
he added, "IlLhat:s the matter? sit down."
I reinuioci•standing, however, and held out tbo I
furlough. am siok, General; the surgeon says'
I can't, get well if I stay here; I have only nine
teen day; longer to eery, and I came to ask for a
furlough."
"I am very sorry, my lad, but I must. refuse it.
Gcn&al Taylor's orders are to grant no more fur=
loughs. •
Hope and strength failed togetLr, 'and I ao
cepted the invitation proffered a moment before
to bo seated. In a moment strength returned—
the strength of despair. I mewed addressed the
General, entirely forgetting the difference of our
age and rank. All timidity had vanished. 1 ,
know not what I said, but for five minutes I
pleaded earnestly for my life. The Mineral fid
geted with the furlough in his hand, and his eyes
glistened, but ho board me patiently. When I
had said all, his face was tipped from me, and I
sat down. Ile made no reply until my heart ban
gan to sink again,
Then he spoke, in a sontolhat changed voioo,
siewly„and hesitatingly: 'l'll sign. sign
it, my lad; but yen must promise not to tell any
one. I may be disobeying orders; but it is a
hard ease. You must show the furlough if you
are obliged to, but not otherwise. You promise
me? Very well—sign it, Pembortou.' 4 -
God bless him for those words!—they saved
my life. I showed the furlough to the wagon.
master of the train from. Saltillo, to the papaws %
ter at Monterey, to the. sergeant guarding,l4'
gangway of the lighter -at Point Isabegtand to issi
lone else till I reaelieil.home,' • #
Igo- A divine informed I,aallor thi;t - tlie peet.
up.• s.
••-• "How. long Di-the:A:o6-Y' , '
• idol ' ," was the'djini . 41foto; Cre
the whoieivorld." ••• •••-
"Doee it," rejoined. ;OF; ..w 1 ;ga:.ii. lnbhee
mightnit well be reed t ki%;%
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"Ae'stgun npon.the tranquil 'sok' .
Imirtimie glory shine,
So srtirds of kindness in the hettri
Reflect the source divine:
Ott,:then, be kind, .rorliedsrtk&A art,
Tlikt:breathest mortal breath,
And it Shall brighten ell thy life,
.And . .sweeten even death."
FISZA
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;ashen
ords. - It is a,pity that the geographical illusions
of sac - day; cannot. remain, "gonjearm,
that,'_ he poise of bilegara can , be heard one Irtu-7-
dr ad and twenty miles off,aud that "some Indiisnia. }'
in their. canoes -have - ventured down with:safety?.
Well, one could, give- up ,the Indians without much
difficulty, but, it rather discouraging to
out of the Falls depot for the first tirne,und,bearil
no sound except "Cab, :sir "Hotel, sir.?" pc-of
the Maelstrom, de.noted , :onmty school-bap map by .
greatspirattwist,,whiehtsuggested to tne.,„a tTd
utendoos=Whirl - -of..corolliiisavieiim.iii444 7 h
,the information that- "vessels, cannot, approach
nearer.than seven milea."%--, In Oln'ey, moreover,
there was a picture of a luckless bark, half way
down the vortex: I had been warming my im
agination, as we came up the oast, with Camp
bell's sonoroul -
"Round the shores where runic Odin
Howls his war-song to the gale—
Round the isles where loud Lofodon
Whirls to death the roaring whale;
_ ,
I •
MEM
and, as we looked over the smooth water toward
Moskoe, felt a renewed desire to make an excur
sion thither OTlour return from the north. But,
according to Captain Rue, and other modern au
thorities which I consulted, the Maelseorm has
lost all its terrors and attractions. Under certain
conditions of wind and tide, and eddy is formed
in &strait, it is true, which may be dangerous to
small'boats,but the place is by no means so much
dreaded as the Batten Fiord, where tho tide, rush
ing in, Ls caught in such a manner as to form a
bore, as ;in the . Bey of Fundy, and frequently
proves destructive to the fishing craft. It, is the
general opinion that some of the rooks which
formerly Made\ the Maelstrom so terrible hay.e
been worn away,or thittsome submarine con vulsion
has taken place, Which }MS changed the action of
the waters; it is impossible to account fur the
reputation it once possessed.
Brandy that Makes Men Howl.—The man who
Was once fortimate - enough to get a drink of good
brandy at a state.house between Shasta and Sac
ramento, on presenting himself at the sanctuni:of
the Shasta (Cal.) Courier, will be rewarded with
a very extensive piece of gold bearing quarts.-:-
Since the days of '49 way-side hotels gape kept
villainous staff.—Now however, it is snia to be
pretenaturalry diabolical. It not only kills at the
counter, but occasionally "reams" a fellow fifty
feet distant, with a stream of water between.. A
perfect idea of its quality may be obtained from
the following incident, which at:mimed between.
"dealers" doing business at stands Bve'miles apart
between Shasta and Red B i lulfs.
Upper Stand Man.- -(Sqtnding befdre the coun
ter of "Lower Stand Molar) "I say, old fellow,
you don't sell such stuff/ as I do. Mine kilts a
hundred yards without rest r . -
Lower Stand Well, I donq know whetb- -
er mine kills, nventualily, or not; bit I always no
tice that every time they . take a "suck!! of it, I
can hear them howl all the way to your stand."
A LEGAL DECISION.—We clip the following
from the Paris correspondel - tt of the Memphis Deli-
Appetit.
The son-of a - wealthy Jew banker in London he
,.came much attached to a young Christian, with
r whom his, father opposed his union. When theson
found that the father could not be induced to give
his consent to the match, he concluded to marry
without it: — The'father then threatened to with
' hold every shilling from him, whereupon the son
replied thaLif the-father did not intend togive him
Anything, ho _would become a Christen, and ac
cording to the law be would be entitled to one
tilf of His fath'er's fortune. The father, much
alarmed,. flew to hislawyer, to.inquire whether
-such laW really wait 'elittence: Thelawyer's
answer was in the affi'railitive, bit added that he
would hand him over ten guineas, be would give
him a plan by which he could frustrate his son's
'plans.: The ten guineas were quickly produced.
"Now," said the lawyer, quickly pocketing the
money, "all that remains for you to become
a Christian also, and the law will notoblige you
to leave your son a cent of your money." The
Jew hurriedly seized his hat, and left the lawyer
without any further remark.
Levi Jackson was commonly ealled , ‘Old
Dry,' among his neighbors in Erie County, Penn
sylvania, and for many years he filled.tho office C;f:
constable..
'At ono or the Courts of Quarter Sessions, some
two or three years ago,' writes a correspondent of
the Drawer, 'Levi, having risen above his former
office, happened to be .on the Grand Jury, and
was made Foreman. He had never boon distin
guished for more wits than were noecessary to do
what he was told and now he was told and now
he was quito willing to spread himself gaaerally
The jury were sent out with 'orders to bring in all
bills indOrsed by the foreman. In duo time he
reported a batch indorsed 'Levi jeeksot.' The
Court informed him that the indorsernant was no
ity. ''That is;' said the Judge' 'must sign them
as fOretnan.' Ito soon returned into Court and
presented the billsonich one of them signed,'Levi
Jackson, - ass foreman.'
'That was all that could be got into 'Old Hick
ory's'-head, and the bills lied to be taken for bet
ter or worse.
Electricity of Kisses.—Learned women in the
East are lecturing on c!ectricity, and standing on
glass stools and communicating. with a battery,
inviting tentlemen' to kiss them. Ae the faces
come together, au electrid spark is discharged
from the feminine's nose, which usually ends the
experiment.. We have seen the experiment tried,
omitting the battery and stool, but although, the
experiment lice dreadfully trying to the pervious
system, the experimenter usually requested a rep
etition. The electric kiss—ivithout the stool and
battery = is said to be something like tits applies.
Lion of chloroform 'after the first disagre4ol!:t
sensation is over, the patient bas adisposiblott.4
continue the application until it ii sontetimee aktt:
death . of _ ,
Saliiisted.aa a, fine sal, for
it is alto gether Who. ever knew a
m
"funny an" to be - a, biul One? •Oa "the contrary
is not 11e, nine Jinxes ten,
,seaprops, humane,
social and good?.TO ih'esitrailie is:
greatAhing. It suitaititathis,rTigh places of life,
"nlakeii the dispostitiiiie sweet and racy as a fresh'
- raaidinikiss, gaiters suasliiiiaud lowers where--1
wirgo - giyee l this , World.a mud; jolly connte:. ,
nance„, wakes all t/lh girls as pretty. as June rtakii
- attd• mankind , one ottkii.bast families oat. W.
go in for fun. The man who wen's, ealtivate it
must keepk•goisid-sisedkalf,frod4bitween
Itr:ln.Alabitav farmer reeently had hia - bit:
ter eaiaeff m4ltet,:for • short
veiglit; and We:aa '''''''' that, the stow. from
which, the ; butter. *as:inside mug &laded - to , the
cramp, and that *Mad fo r abgin4k
-1
WHOLE NO. 445.
"Baptize the whole Army.'
, . ..
We have already referred to the relighlui tidal
eflie Genezal whe added serrtneh lustre to the
Higlisli artes,4oitig . the.nyir.in radio. - The kit
; leffirtraneedole yrita soled . i dler. llifrAhliliath
itlif>*,aTa. meeting of tite, Hibernia Bible 86..
elettilt 'Belfast- . . : ... -....- .- •
"itilitid.th tell iliem 'tilt Gen.;Havidoek- who
is-noir' no - distitiguished In * India, althou linage •
list, was a member, of his Os.r . , graham'sPaalsefen.
rtvyelinrch at Boon, and hit wife and' daughter*
were members of it . . for seven 781t17. He could
, else narrate an anecdote regardiag i that great and
d.which i h ad: he ar d i th e li psf
too man, a a rota 0.
':Lad'Havelock: . n Gen.Havelock, as - colonel
, Whe n
of his regiment, was traveling_ through Indirvhe
always took with him a Bethel tent, in which he
preached the gospel and when Sunday came in
India he usually hoisted the Bethel flag, and in.:
vitod all men. to come and -hear the gespet—in
feet, he baptized some. , . Ile was reported for this
at- head-quarters; fez acting in a non-military and
thiptieVtattner • and the.. 9outmender-in-Chief;
GeT,tord 'Oeiliff;' , llinnti.ineti tbee li algn,' but •
with the true spirit ef a generous military man,
he caused the state of Gen.3favelook's regiment
to be examined. Ile caused the reports of the
various regiments so be read for some time back
and he found that Col. Havelock's stood at the
head of the list; there was less flogging, less im
prisonment, less drunkenness in it than in any
other. When that was done the. Commander-in
chief said, 'Go and tell Col. Havelock., with my
compliments to baptise he whole arniy.”.
A horrible old rip of a horse belongieg to a doc
tor was to be sold at auction. Be was advertised
as "a celebrated horee—ltind in harness—had
made his mile inside of three minutes—was bandy
at the plough—and sold only because the owner
had no further use for him." On the day of the
-sale, a crowd gathered, among which was the doc
tor; whom the horse no sooner saw than be be
gan to manifest signs of uneasiness, which the
auctioneer called life and spirit! The first bid
was seventy five dollars, and soon run up to one
hundred 7 -one hundred and twenty-five--one hun
dred and fifty—at which price the nag was 'pro:
flounced sold. The buyer (a down easter) paid
the money and harnessed the
. spirited animal to
his wagon, informing the crowd that he was go
ing to Cape Cod, where he himself belonged. He
had not been abient more than an hour when he
was seer wandiug his way back, not having got
so far as Cape Cod! He told the auctioneer that
he had returned to make some inquiries, which
perhaps it would have been as well to have made
before he bought the horse. "You say this ani
mal has made his mile in three minutes r , 4yes."
"May I be allowed to inquire how long since?"
"Certainly; within three weeks." "One quesion
more—where did he do it ?" "On the Rutland
Railroad cars—down grade J"
A friendly correspondent, writing from Wash
ington, Pu., says : 'Like most other Small towns
we have here a 'colored church,' were many amus
ing things are said, highly exhilarating to the
spirits of the few wile occasionally visit our‘floy
i
ti' meeting house. 'Hayti' is the name given to
;that part of our town where 'pussoris oh color' re
! side. One winter evening, when the colored
preacher was
_in the midst of his sermon, making
:'ii most violent, if not a most eloquent appeal to his
bearers, one of the legs of the stove. which had
been loosened in some way, fell out, and as a na
-1 torsi consequenee, the red hot stove tipped over
at an angle alarmingly suggestive of fire. The
audience of course commenced crowding out of
the door like a flock of sheep. But the preacher
I was equal to the occasion. Addressing one of his
prominent members, he cried out : 'Pick up de
stobe, brudder Batokr—pick up de stobel Be Lon'
won".t let it burn you! Only hab faith!' Poor
brother Boler tad unfortunately too much faith,
I and'immedintely aiezed it, all glowing as it was,
but nc sooner had his fingers come in contact with
thelervent 'hen, thin he dropped it again,, and
i danced around on one foot, blowing his skinless
fingers, he exclaimed with all the energy which
he could throw into his voice: 'Be h—l he won't?
—de 11-z-I he won't!,
Goan`! Goan! MORE Goan !—Startling stories
are told of the gold in Venezuela. Native lumps
of twenty pounds are talked of. The gold of these
mines is undoubtedly purer than the California
gold. The only way the natives have for getting
it is by beating two rocks containing gold togoth
er—getting that which falls out with facility, and
then throwing the rocks away—thus losing a
great deal. The milting season begins in October
and ends in April, the rainy seasons preventing
work the rest of the year. The mines are but
nur days journey from the coast, and a company
of Yankee, adventurers who should charter a ship,
and take a six months' outfit, with moans of de
fence against the Indians, might make a good
nightof it, returning to spend therein! sis months.
DOCTOR, RE HAS DONE IT.--A physician tells
the following story—not without some -regret on
his part for the advice given : hard-working
woman had a drunken husband, who, when partly
Sober, would got the blues and endeavor to do
etroy himself by taking laudanum. Twice did
the wife ascertain that be had swallowl the de_
struct:ve drug, and, twice did the doctor "eestore
him.. Upon the second iestoratiet;„ the doctor
addressed birn as follows. Te o good-for-nothing
scoundroyyou don't wlnt to kill yourself, you
merely want to aty:.oy your wife an 4 OM, If you
want to kill yotirself, why don't you cut your
throat or ..a put an end to the matter?' Well,away
wont the doctor,.and thought no more of his pa
tient until, some two - weeks after, he was awaken.
od from a sound nap by the tinkling of his night
bell. lie put his head out of the window and in•
gulled 'What's the matter?' Doctor, he has
done it,' was the.reply. 'Done what ?"John
has taken your advice.' 'What advice?' 'Why,
you told him to out his throat, and babas done it,
and he is encomiums dead this time.'" Imagine
the doctor's feelings. He hag since ceased giving
suctitiirin9 advice.
Or 'What has brought you here?' said a lone
woman, who woe quite 'flustrated,' the other
morning, by an eari3r call from a bachelor neigh
bor who lived opposite' and whom she regarded
with peonliar favor.- came to burrow rasitchtf
Watches! that's a-likely story Why you
Rieke a match fotintilf? I know what you come
fer," cried the exasperated*old vivgin, as she push
ed into a corner; 'you name here to litss me al•
most to death Ihitiyou shag% withoat . .you are
the strongest and tfia`Lord.ktiews you are!'
goodstofjr - ii told Of aliaonntry gentlo.
i zyzak" time;hetird - '4,Bpisoopel
, oforiynian reed pitch of theea. 7 ,
iiitocragyond pridjf o 1,144164=h, "and when he
"TeVerthonte" asked if "th4:PitoSe were
"i!abaw, no," replied 110 ;:ftichz the
' • miiister 1 !"
n eaves
pilf - '"Atother," said a. little tey, 'the other - day,
17 i.riigTaf such a bad headache and sore throat,
7itdre dearr itsitedthe - *other;
I L' ; witli;yoti - shall have BBerne .
retorted the urabliCTWl've 'gat 'eta, St
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CARtING A. CHRISTMAS
NEIL
Mrs. Aca -Jane Doyle, who resides in
Eighth Street, procured at a moderate
good-gifted goose for the Christmas di nner
selfaza two boarders. These boarders as
and Barnes, (who has his carpenter shop Jr
of Mrs. Doyle's house,) and his apprentice
zo Smith. Their eyes fastened with an
gaze on the smoking fowl, as it was placed
table; for as Smith rnalicinaly stated,
dinner is eeen at Mrs. Duyle's as seldom as
may itself. The landlady Invite i Mr. Si
carve the goose, having had too much exi
in the process of cooking it, to attempt t
herself. 'Barnes sharpened the carving-kt
hewed away until his brow was covered wI
spiration. Then he paused to take breat
oft' his coat and renewed the struggle to 'll
her the antiquated gander. At length, w ,
alr of a man whose brain has suddenly br
mins.ted by some grand idea, he laid d ,
knife,went out to his Ow in the rear of tea
ing house and quickly returned with a h.
whose teeth, like those of the banqueters,
"all on edge."
Quietly placing one hard on the refry
goose, Mr. Barnes brought the saw to boar
if with all hie energy, and the prospect of vi
now appeared quite flattering. But there
something in this prUaectling which excite",
indignation of Mrs. Doyle, who iaipaticatl;
claimed :
"Do you pretind that ileg,ant goose is to t'''
that
that it has to be sawed like a piece of timbe ~:s !
stead of being‘cut up nately, as. any Christian : ..::,
ought to be ?" ',..
1.7 e.
"Tough l" exclaimed Burns, "why it's 6. - 1'
that it might have been—"
..,
"It might have been your own gran rife t•
Dick Barnes, and bad luck to ye; for its o :,'.
your own kindred," angrily interrupted the I
lady. t ..1'
... ,f ,
Here she endeavored to drag the bird away ',,
Barnes, who not only bold on, but ungarl. ..,-.
dealt her a slap on the side of the fane wit ';,.
flat of the saw. Darting on her utulaciuns b.'.`',
t
er, Mrs; Doyle wrenched the 'saw from Ilk g '-ti .
clubbed the handle, awl gave him =ores rat he
vere whacks on the head and face with this -.:,
gular weapon. The youthful Alonzo Omit
the meanwhile, had seized the goose with
bands, and was gnawing away on it with al ''--,
force of his jaws, regardless of the fearful ear ' ll
raging around him. While struggling to re,
possession of his saw, Barnet upset the table,
fell among the fragments of crockery ware, d i
ging Lis landlady down with him, "to grace'
fall and make the ruin glorious."
The amoutt of damage k broken queensw
plates and dishes is not estimated; but Mrs. Do
-when she made her complaint, appeared t.
more concerned on account of the injury don'
her beauty by the hand-saw, the teeth of w.,
robbed her delicate nose of some of its skin,
made several other unsightly execriatiuns oa -.;
countenance. Barnes was bound over.--Ph 3.
4,
Press.
A lloomEn's CORRECTION.---ScMe ;Tare
Rer. tlr. Kidwell wa3 preaching to a large
ence in a wild part of Indiana, scd annoario
the text:
"In my Father's house are many mansions.
He had serately rend the words, when an
coon stood up and said.
"I tell you folks that ere's a lie? I know
father well. He lives fifteen miles from Ler
toil in Old Houtuok, iu an oil log cabin,
there ain't but one room in the house."
Dr. Illorse's Indian Hopi IP!
DR. MORSE, the inventor of Monts's hint,is:' Roe:
has spent the greater part of hie life io teal
having visited Europe, Asia. and Africa. as welt as
America—has spent three years amoog the Indians
Western country—it was in this way that the Indite
Pills wore first discovered. lir Morse was the fire
to establish the fact that all diecams arise from //hi
of the Mood—that our strength, health and life dept
upon the vital fluid.
When the various paessges became clogged, and
act in perfect harmony with the different finicains
body, the blood lases its action, becomes thick, corn
and diseased; thus causing all mtins, sickness and
of every name; our strength is exhausted, our heal;
are deprived of. and 11 nature is not emitted in thrt
off the stagnant humors, the blood will become cl
and cease to art. and thus Our light of life will lures
blown out, flow important then that tr.-should ket
VefrriOnES passages of the body free and open: Ant
pleasant to us that we have It in our power to put a
lathe In your reach, namely, Morse's Indian Loot
manufactured from plants and roots which grow a•
the mountainous cliffs in Nature's garden. for tt„
and recovery of diseased man. One of ri r roots
which these Pills are made is - a Sudo , ;..n, which
the pores of the skin, and assists merino in thrown
the finer parts of the corruptio;,R.it hiu. Th e eece ,
plant which is an Expecto',ent. that opens and 'utt
the passage to the hlOgs, and thus. in a soothing mat
perform: , its duty by itrovring off pflegm, and other.
more from the logs by copious spitting. The third
Diuretic, wirier gives ease and double strength to the
ney.s; encouraged, they draw largo anumtits of
pun from the blood, which is then thrown Oct hoe
-ally by the urinary or water passage, and which n
not have been discharged in any other way. The foe
is a Cathartic, and acrompanies the ether properti
the Pills while engaged in purifying the Need: the
see particles of impurity which cannot pass by the i
outlets, are thus taketinp and conveyed off in great (
titles by the bowels.
Final the above, it is shown that Dr. Morse's It
Root Pills not only enter the stomach, but become
ted with the blood, for they find way to every part,
completely rout out and cleanse the system from al
purities, and the life of the body, which is the blood
comes perfectly healthy; consequently all sickuest
pain is driven from the system for they cannot rt
when the bed;; becomes so pure and clear,
The reason why people are so distressed when siek,
why so many die, is because thee do not get a mcdi
which will pass to the afflicted parte, and whi.th will.
the natural passages for the disease to be met out; hi
a large quaotity of food and other matter is lodged,
the stomach and intestines are literally overflowing •
the corrupting mass; thee undergoing disagreeable
meatatien, constantly mixing with the blood, ivt
throws the corrupted matter through every vein and t
ry until life is taken from the body by disease.
Morse's PILLS have added to themselves victory in
victory, by restoring millions of the sick to bloom;
health and happiness. Yea thousands who leave bi
racked or tormented with sickness, pain and angu
and whose feeble frames : hive been norther] by the la
tug elements of raging fever, and whohave been bra ,
as it were, within a step of the agent grave, now
ready to testify that they, would have been nuts
,with the deed, had it not bon for tbia great and we
fug medinine, norm's, Indiatißeot After one
doses bad heen.talten, they were **dandy actor
in why:Wittig that obarndug came Not only
give immediate ease sad atteugth, and take away
, nave, paht and anicaltb, but they At once go to
theArandation - of the disease. which la the blood.
be.plowtt, eapaehtfly by those who
'Pill*. that thiroin so cleans* and purify, that
that deeply onesdp-vaill take its flight, and the .
youth Oltd•bsauty will again return, and the pros)
a long and ;nappy life win cherish and brigb ten yol
Cestrzow.—Beware at a counterfeit suputd A. B.
pstintoo have the name of A.. 7. Worm k Co.
ban. Also - the signature of A. J. White &
areiporitits... A. WS= & 00.. Sole Props
. . so: Leonard Street, New yi
Dr. Afolse's t are sold by ap. do
I•4lalues. Agent* angel! :41 **err tOtro, - vill
luunTet,in the lad& Liernes desiting tbs. agency.
dotes as above ttzterrot,'"lrlee-26. cent" P.S . box,
boos *ll bettoat on receipt, ot sl,postectiptil.
Dos. 16 1.857.4'-.ly • •
--'- • - 7- 111 ittee.
NTIICE is hereby Given to .tits?S
LEI3.LNI}N 11.1".1TUAI . INS e (, 5i Is*,
that an'eleetionSorTWlilL'F'E D r^.o. - F
patty, will be held at the Cotnpansi.
oz Monday, the llth. day of xanithri. 185 - ;
hours of -id o'clock, I.lolAnd i doldck , p. 44.
Jolxeclown, Dec. 23 , WI • W. DAVIX,
Ikl tISI4SI • NEISI4NTSI—*
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at iatetlowest eediptitnnylit
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