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LEBANON ADVERTISER
A Family Paper for Taion and Country,
IS PRINTED AND PUBLISHED WEEKLY
By WM. M. 88.P.54,1N,
I n th e 2d Story of . pitio's Now Ryildtng, Cumberland Si.,
'At One Dollar and 'Fifty Cents. a Year,
ADvstaisEmonts buterted at the usual race.
RATES OF 'POSTAGE!.
In Lebanon County, postage free.
In Permiylvania, out of. Lebanon county, 3 1 4 conte per
quarter, or 13'conte a seer.
Out of this State, 03,6 cis. per quarter, or 26 cts. a year.
If the postage is not paid lu advance, rates are doubled.
Well, Pcter,where have you been?
* ny, I have been at the STOVE STORE of JAMES
N. ROGERS, and bought one of his superior COOK.
iNa STOVES, as he heftiest returned from the city and
brought ode of the largest assortments of
-. STOVES ever brought to Lebanon.
My neighbor got one from him, and It is the best Cook
ing Steve I ever saw. They can Bake, Roast, Cook and
Wash at the tieuiTh tiny), if they wish to, and it does eve
rything to perfection ; 'Wes determined to get one of
the same sort, and the beet'of all is he warrants every
`Cooursa Srovc he sells to do as be represents.
A few more of the same sort left, with a general sa
vor tmen t of
Parlor, Hall, or Dining Room Stoves,
which will be sold cheap, with a full assortment of TIN
lOW BURET IRON WARE, generally connected with his
business. air- All work. entrusted to him will be done
with neatness and dispatch.
Lebanon, Sept. 23,!57,
Of all diseases, the great, test CRUSE)
„ Springs from neglect of Nature's laws.
SUFFER NOT!
`OURIs drAARANTEED
- -
IN ALL STASES OF
SECRET DISEASES,
tOnitabuse, Nervous Debility,Strictures, Meets, Gray.
el, Diabetes, diseases of ie Kidneys and Bladder,
Mercurial Rheumatism, Scrofula; Pains in the Bones
and Ankles, diseases of the Lungs, Thtlikttage‘nnd,
Eyes, Ulcers upon .the Belly , oF,
Dropsy, Epileptic FlM,..St.Yitus' Dance, and all Dis
eases arising from o. 4 derangoireent of the Sexual
gang, ouch as Nerrous Wrembling, - Lost of IWettiory,
Loss of Power, General-Weakness; Dimness of Vision
with peculiar spots appearing before thh eyes. Loss of
light, Wakefulness, Dyspepsia, Liner Disease, Eruptions
upon the Pace, Pain in the Deck and Heed, Female Ir
regularities antlitilimproper dints:file:item both sexes.
; It matters not from what cause the disense originated,
however long stranding or obstinnte the (We, niscovenr
„ts etatrms, and in a shorter time than n permkttent cure
can be effected.by any other treatment, even after the
*disease has battled the skill of eminent physicians and re
shste,d all their means of cure. 'rho medicines are pleas•
ant Without odor, causing no sickness and free from
mercury or babel. During twenty years of practice,
have rescued irons Me Jaws ofDeath funny thousands,
who, in the last stages of the above-mentloned diseases,
;had been given up to die by their physicians, which war.
rants me in promising to the afflicted, who may place
themselves under my care, It perfect and most speedy
cure. Scitrut Diseases are the greatestenecnies to health,
as they are the firs t rause of COUSIIIIII/tillll, Scrofula and
;many other diseases, and should no a terror *to thd :list-
Jtitlß family, As a pernsanent cure is scarcely ever ef
fected, it majority of tho cases falling into the hands of
Incompetent persons, who not only fail to cure the dis
eases but ruin thu constitution, filltrig the system with
.mercury, which, with the disease, hastens the sufferer
'hie a rapid Consumption.
lint should the disease and the treatment not cause
death speedily and the victim marries, the disease is en
tailed upon the children, who are both With feeble con
stitutions, and the current of life corrupted by a virus
which betrays itself in Scrofula, 'letter. Ulcers, Erna
lions and other affections of the Skin, Eyes, Throat and
.Lungs, entailing upon them a brief existence of suffer-
Mg and consigning thorn an n early grave.
. SELF AIMSIt is another formidable eisesny to health,
:for nothing else in the dread eatalogne.of hunin,disea
lees causes so destructive a drain upon the system, draw
;bug its thousands of victims through 11 few years of suf.
,fering down to en untimely grove. it destroys the Ner
,vons System, rapidly wastes welly the energies of life,
,eiNums mental derangement, prevents the proper devel
sepmeut: of the, - systora..ditiqualities for marrirge, society,
business, rind all cur/lily happiness, and leaves the Fut
;tem wrecked In body or nilnd, predisposed to Consnmp
lion and a train of evils snore to be dreaded than death
;itself. With Use fullest confidence I assure the nacelle
ointe victims of Self Abuse that a permanent and speedy
,sure Cell be effected, and with the abandonment of ruin
,ms practices my patients can be ret-tored to robust, vig
ordusletilth.
The afflicted are cautioned nguanst the use of Patent
31w1leinee, for there are so many ingenious snares in the
*columns of the public prints to catch and rob the unwary
;sufferers, that millions have their constitutions ruined
by the vile compounds of (meek Rectors, or the equally
!polsonosie nostrums vended its “Patent Medicines." I
linve esrufully analyzed •niany of the so-called Patent
:tieftleines. and find that nearly ail of thous *contain Cor
rosive Sublimate, which is ono of the strongest prepara
tions of mercury and a deadly poison, which, instead of
'curing the ciliates''. disables the system for life.
, Threwfourthe atilt; patent nostrums now in use are
put lip by unprincipled and ignorant persons who do not
miderstend UVell tile alphabet of the 3.1.101:111A METPICA,
and cure equally as dustltntu of tiny knowledge of the hu
:nen system, having one objeet only in view, and that to
make money regardless of consequences..
irregularities end all tilseases of males and females
fronted ou principles established by twenty years of
practice. and sanctioned by thousands of the most re
:mug:aide ewes. Medicine' with Dal directions sent to
any part of tiny States or enmities, by patients
5.V.111/111illlentitig their sj teptoins by letter. Business cur
reSpeltdellee Smile( ly confidential. Address
J. SUMMER V thblt; M. 11,
Orguo No, 1131 Filbert SL, [Old \o. lue,] below twelfth,
Pittt..ouPtiht
S7uly 8 1857—March 18. Pin..
ntbilbold's U nuinc Prrparation
rwp
Eighty Concentrated Compound Fluid
Extract Michu
'For diseases of the Bladder, Kidneys ' Orarel, Dropsy,
'Weaknesses, Obstructions, Secret diseases, Fe
male Complaints, and all diseases of
the Sexual Organs!,
'Arising from Excesses and irapruciencics in life, and re
lusovlng all Improper Discharges from the_Bhlder, 'Ud
ine" or Sexual Organs, whutker existinrfn
Male or Female,
, From whatever cause they may have originated,
4 lld DO Matter of now Long Standing,
String Health and Vigor to the Frame, and
Bloom to the Pullid Cheek.
Joy to the Afflicted!!
t—
it awes Nervous Ms Debilitated Sufferers, and removes
aU the symptoiWitmong which will be found
Indisposition
to Exertion, Loss of
Power, Loss of Memory,
Difficulty of Breathing, Gen
eral Weakness, Horror of Die.
ease, Weak Nerves, Trembling, Dread
ful Horror o f Death, Night Sweats, Cold Feet,
Wakefulness, Dimness of Vision, Languor, Culver
's/el Lassitude of the Muscular System, often Enormous
Appetite, with Dyspeptic symptoms, Hot Hands,
Flushness of the Body, Dryness of the skin,
Pallid Countenance and Eruptions on
the Face, Pain in the Back, Hea
viness of the Eyelids, Fre
quently Black spots
Flying before
the Eyes
l with Temporary suffusion and ' LOBS of sight; Want of
Attention, Groat Mobility, Restlessness, with Horror
'of Society. Nothing is morn desirable to such Pa
tients than solitude, nod Nothing they more
Dread for Fear of Themselves no Re
pose of manner, no earnestness, no
'Speculation, but n hurried
transition from one
question to an
other.
These symptoms , if allowed to go on—whieb this ined
loin° invariably removes—soon follows Loss of Power,
Fatuity, and EPILEPTIC FlTS—in one of which the pa
tient may - expire. Who can say that thVeli excesses are
not frequently followed those dI'QTAI 'Obsesses—lN-
A NITY AND CONSUMPTION ? The reeoids of the In
,nut, Asylums, and the melancholy deaths by Consuinp-
WirJn, bear ample witness to the truth of these assertions.
In Lunatic Asylums the most melancholy exhibition up
'pears. The CountenanCe Is netunlly sodden and quite
iles . tipife=-Vetther Mirth or Oriel ever visits it ; should
sii .sOurid,Vl the V6leo occur, it Is rarely articulate.
"With woefal 'Measures wan despair
Low sullen so nods Ids grief be,,ulled."
Debility is West 'terrible I aria has brought thousands
uptiii 'thousand to tintrinely graves. thusblastlng the am
bition of many noble youths. It can be cured by the use
'of this INFALLIBLE REMEDY
If you are suffering with ..ny of the above distressing
the FLUID EXTRACT lIUCIIU will cure you.
Try It and be convinced of Its efficacy.
Beware of Quack Nostrums and Quack Doctors,
who falsely boast of abilities and references. Citizens
, know and avoid them, and save long suffering, Money,
'mid Exposure, by sending or calling, for a bottle of this
Popular and specific Remedy.
It allays all pain and inflammation, is perfectly pleas
'ant in its test° and odor, but Immediate to its action.
Hcluthold's Extract Buchu
Is prepared directly according to the Rules of Pharmacy
'cad Cbeaditry, with the greatest accuracy and Chemical
knowledge and care devoted In its combination. See
l'rotessur Dewces' Valuable Works on the practice of
Physic, and most of the late standard IVorks of Medicine.
WiSALIII3IO62O
One hundred dollurs will be paid to any Physician who
;can prove that the medicine ever Injured a patient; and
The testimony of thousands can be produced to prove
that it does great good. Cases of from one week to thir
teen years standing have been effected. The mass of
Voluntary Testimony in possession of the Proprietor,
vouching its virtues and curative powers, is immense,
'embracing names well known to SCIENCE AND FAME.
_
100,000 Bottles Have seen Bold
'a'nd not s single instance of a failure bee been reported!
personally appeared before me, an Alderman of the
!City of Philadelphia, if. T. lIELSIBOLD, Chemist,irho
being duly sworn does say, that his preparation contains
Narcotic, Mercury, or injurious Drug, but are purely
Vegetable. /IbIL.III3OLD, sole manufacturer.
Sworn and subscribed before me this 23d day of Novem
ber, 1854. WM. P. IMBBAItD, Alderman.
Price $ll per Bottle, or six for $5, De.
- •
•liver'ed to any
Accompanied by reliable and responsible Certificates from
Professors of Medical Col/ages, Clergyman and others,
Prepared and sold by 11. T. ILBIAI HOLD,
Practical and Analytical Chemist.
Na. 52 South Tenth St, beloib Chestnut,
Assembly Buildings, Phila.
_ _ _ _
Va.. To be had of br. George Rose, D. S. Reber, and of
all Druggists awl Dealers throughout the United States,
, Calming and British Provinces.
BEWARE OF COUNTERFEITS I
Ask for Helmbold's—take no other.
Cures Guaranteed.
INOT. 10, 1860,-Iy.
VOL. 9-410. 22.
THE LITTLE POOL WILL SOON BE DRY.
JAMES N. ROGERS
Gxra gtory.
MYSTERIOUS MANOR HOUSE,
It was one Friday evening in the month of De
cember, 1721 The, greatest sikenee reigned on
the road to Orleans, which was at last broken by
the sound of horses apparently approaching;
shortly two riders came in sight, and one might
have hoard from them the following conversa
tion :
"At last we are arrived at this mistdriihfs cha
teau."
"Not yet, Mired do Conroy."
Our two travelers following this route had
reached au old manor house, whiel was fast fal
ling to decay. A peasant called out to them,—
" What are you doing there? that chateau is
the abode of goblins and evil geniuses; for more
than a 'hundred years nobody has dared to en
ter it."
"What difference does that make'?" replied Al
fred de Courcy, with an air of skepticism ; "sto
ries.about dead men coming back again were use
ful, formerly, to frighten women and children,but
now they do not mount to anything at all ;" and
wi thou t the 'skigh test trepidation be entered. The
other cavalier and the peasatirditiV hack in as
tonishment. The staircase of the huuse almost
sank under the footsteps of our young dare devil.
Ile mounted boldly, and seeing a door before. him
he advanced toward it. The door opened of it
self. •
"What's the matter there!" he cried in aston
ishment; "nobody lives in this old chateau!"
"This old chateau," was echoed Leek to him,
and again the most profound silence fell upon all
about him. Ho entered a gallery, and the moon
light streaming through the window lent an air
of diabolist' to anlhpartment which would other
wise have been no way remarkable. "Come on,
cOnrage," t helocid to himself, and the most fright
ful silence sneceeh those words, which was bro
ken only by the sound of his footsteps. lie eon
.tinned his walk. At the end of the gallery be
found a bed-room, the only furniture being a bed
and a table on which be laid his pistols. Mid
night sounded from the clock of the neighboring
church; the moon was covered by a cloud, and
the deepest obscurity reigned throughout the
room. Presently the sound of chains was hoard,
and then a muffled voice pronounced the follow
ing words :
"Who aro you, rash young Mall 7 why do you
- thus comp to my abode?" and instantly a cold
band seized hold of Alfred, who caught up his
pistols.
11 .1iTan or devil," said be, "depart or kill
you !"
"Flee If you like," returned the phantom.
The report of fire arms was heard Alfred had
discharged his pistols at the ghost, but the balls
bounded back to ilza again.
"Impotent attempt," said the spirit; "the wea
pons of man are destitute of power over us."
Alfred lelidialio Itikost rigid with terror. lie
trembled before the spirit, which advanced to
ward him. At last he seized his sword and at
tempted to strike with it, but the sword flew out
of his hand with a clash. Then came a voice
which said;
"Yon have trembled for the first time in your
tfO, Alfred de tAiey ;" and all fell back again
into the most profound silence. The cloud which
obscured the moon passed off, anti the dead body
of Alfred de Courcy lay stiff upon the chamber
floor.
an next do an
lb was reported the neighbor
hood that a young cavalier had entered the chat
eau, and had not been seen to come out again;
but nobody dared to go near the manor house in
order to ascertain his fate.
Ten years after, one day during the your 1735,
some persons who had stopped in front of the
chateau, a short distance off, saw a monk enter.
Consternation was at its height; when, caller about
a quarter. 'of an hour, he was seen to come oul
every one ran up to him to ask him who inhab
ited it.
"2.T0:0ne," was the reply.
"How," they cried on all sides; "some years
ago a young man Went ln• there, and never Was
seen to come out again."
"It was I who assassinated him," returned the
monk, "yes) L"
"Tell us how," they all demanded.
"The recital is to'6 littinful for me, have pity 'Oh
me--spare tbb this: Yes; I killed my friend; I
alone was the as'e 'of lith death:"
And when they insisted on having the story,
ho spoke nearly as follows :
"For a long time this chateau bad bad the rep
utation of being
,bauratith Ciao day in the year
1725, as I was speaking of it With Alfred de Cour
cy, he smiled. "What, you doubt," said I; "do
you not believe in ghosts 2"
lay a wager,' he returned, "that I will
pass a whole night there without tienibling."
"A month after we directed Our bourse to the
old chateau. I had drawn the balls from my
friend's pistols, I had taken away the blade of
his sword and replaced it by ono of glass; I cov
ered mySslf with a white sheet, and toward mid•
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~ lt INDEPENDENCE.*
Irravg.
0 , brightly beams the summer sky,
And rarely bloom the clover;
But the little pool will soon be dry,
The summer 80011 be over.
0, light and son'the west wind blows,
The Bower bplie;gently ringing;
But blight will fail upon the rose,
Where now the•bee is swinging.
A. ensile Is on the silver stream,
A blush. is,on .the flowers;
lint the cloud 'that . wissrs the golden gleans
Will , waste itself in showerS.
0, little hearts with gladness rife,
Among the ivy graisus--
A deeper shade will fold your lifo
Than o'er the meadow passes.
0, maiden Lips! 0, lips of bloom,
Unburdened, save by singing,
Palo 'Grief shall leave his seal of gloom
Where kisses now are clinging.
0, hope is ariet4, 0, youth fa near,
And love is' eweeter.-tearerk
0, lifols sweet, and life is ficar,
But Death is often dearer.
0, shield the little hearts from - 117ring.,
While eltildhooirs 'laugh is ringing;
And kiss the lips that sing tho song,
Before they mum their singing.
0, crown with joy tho brows of youth,
'Before their brows aro older,
6, touch with love the lips : Of huth
Before those lips are colder.
For the little pool will soon be dry,
The summer saint be over,
Though brightly beams thesummer sky,
And rarely blooms the clover.
PROM VIE FRENCH
The phantom laughed.
"Quit this room or I fire."
LEBANON, PA., WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 1857.
night entered the t room where ho was, lie ;at
tempted to fire at me but I threw back ' %alihils ;
he tried to strike me with his sword, but it broke
in pieces—when, alas! he fell down in a swoon.
I threw myself upon him, but the swoon was
death. Since that time my crime has been con
stantly present to my Mind ; I was guilty of mur
der. I became a monk, and I leave my, retreat
onto a year, the anniversary of the crime `I have
committed."
The monk hdrit into tears and departed. Since
then, no one has feared to eater the old chateau,
which having changed hands and been restored
from its state of decay - a.nd rein, is now occupied
as th . e7cditntry seat of a nobleman's family.
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BisctUannuo.
HOW TO TELL.
Hero is but a "bit of advice" to young ladies,
setting forth how they may know whether a young
gallant is really "courting" them, or only paying
them "polite attention." The confontling.the
one with the other has been the source of very
much trouble, both before and since the era of
Mr. Piekwick'Q Mrs. Burden:
A young man admires a pretty girl, and must
manifest it. lle can't help doing so for the life
of him. The young lady has a tender heart,
reaching out like vine tendrills for something to
cling to. She sees the admiration; is flattered;
begins soon to love; expects some tender avowal;
and perhaps gets so far as to decide that she will
choose a "white satin under that gauze," See., at
the very same moment that the gallant; lie half
loves, is popping the question to another damsel
ten miles dff
Now the difficulty lies in not precisely under
standing the difference between "polite atten
tions" and the tender manifestations of love.—
Admiring a beautiful girl, and wishing to make a
wife of her, are not always the'satim thing : and
therefore it ft necessary that the 'daiiiSel should
be on the alert to discover to which class the at
tentions paid her by handsome and fashionable
young gentlemen belong.
First, then, if a young man greets you in a
loud, free anti hearty tone; if be knows precisely
where to put his hands; and if he stares you
straight in the eye, with his mouth wide open ;
if he turns his hack to you to speak to another;
if hetelli you who made his aa t t; if be squeezes
your'hakth.; if he eats heartily in your presence ;
if he fails to talk very kindly to your mother; if,
in short he sneezes when you are singing, criti
cises your curls, or fails to be foolish fifty times
every hour, then don't fall in love with him for
the world ! Ile only admires -yeti, let him say
what he will to the contrary.
On the other band, if ho be merry with every
body else, but quiet with yuu ; if ho be anxious
to see if your tea is sufficiently sweetened, and
your dear person well wrapped up when you go
out into the cold; if he talks very low and never
looks you steadily in the eye; if his cheeks are
red and his nose only blushes, like a pair of
old bellows; looks solemn when you are addressed
by another gentleman and in fact is the most still,
awkward, stupid, yet anxious of all your Male
friends, you may go ahead and make the poor fel
low too happy for his skin to hold him!
YOung ladies keep your heart in a case of good
leather, or'some othetough substance, until the
right one is found beyond a doubt, after which
you can go on and love and "court" and be mar
ried and lutpr;S, without the least bit of Irditble.
We consider this advice so sensible, I,4at al
though it is somewhat open to the charge of blunt
ness, we hare no hesitation in pressing it upon
the attention of our lady readers.
A CUTE YAXEE
Some time sifiee a Hlabs Med mortal, frem . dowu
east, who looked as if lie bad passed through a
shingle mill, called at a respectable establishment
in Philadelphia, and inquired thus:
"Is this Burlap, Us . ,ies & Co's 7' l
"Yes sir."
"Well, then, sir, I reckon I owe you a e mail
bill."
"'Mint nom, eir ?"
"ZeruT.;biael Snooks."
After overhauling the lodger, Zerubbabel was
assured that it could not be, as his name was not
on the books.
"A darned pretty way to keep them then: I
guess if aman owed me a matter of $3OO, I could
tell the day without looking. Howsomever I
don't want to cheat you. I know this is the place.
Just give me a receipt for $225 and 15 cents."
"Never mind the cents, Mr. Snooks; here's
your iVecipt for the dollars."
"Mighty careless you be of small matters. One
hundred cents make a dollar wheri, I come from.
Fifteen cents ain't to be snoozed at. Good morn
ing !"
Messis. Burlap, Jeans & Co. were electrified at
the honesty of the down easter, and would nutlet
him go so readily. They insisted upon his pur
chasing a bill of goods, but Zerubbabel was very
unwilling.
"It was hilfied hard to pay for them," ho said,
"he'd been all winter raising that."
lint to their great satisfaction, they succeeded
in securing so good a customer, by Selling blin
bill acme thousand dollars payable in six months.
When the time for payment arrived, and a no
tice for thii demand was forwarded to the address
of the honest down easter, the letter remained for
a Week unanswered. The account was sent to a
limb of the law, resident in the town from which
he hailed, and the next mail brought Burlap,
Jeans & Co., the agreeable intelligene that no
etch man as Zerubbabel Snooks ever lived there
"PREACHERS HAS Pa."
The following good. thing We copy from the Nash
ville IVhig, which conveys a practical lesson.
/11WLINSVILLE, Kr, Sep. 2. 1957
Ma. Enrron.—A few Weeks since, the following
amusing incident °centred in our town. It will
apply to other localities as well as this.
A short time since it becaM necessary to adopt
measures to procure the services of a minister at
the African ehu'reb in this place. Accordingly a
committee was appoNtled Io Wait upon "Brudder
Pearce," (who was .generally acknowledged to be
the most suitable bti-sonago to fill that high and
honorable station,) and solicit him to acemii, the
pastorship of their church. They were informed
'that he would undertake the laborious task for the
very moderate sum of forty-five dollars per an
num ; but insignificant as the price might seem,
his flobk thought it 0101)ft:sat, and poremptorially
refused to give it.
Two or three weeks 'passed, and being unable
to get anothq• preacber, it was dually agreed to
pay the stipend, and on Sunday the following
took Oleo.
"Bradder Pearce, we's eluded to gin you forty.
five dollars to preach for us," said a benevolent
colored individual, whereupon our clerical friend
arose anti responded.
"Bredderen, I can't preach for dat price."
"Why, you only axed forty-five," cried a half
a-dozen voices.
"Shore rAiff, I did bredderen, but dat you know
WO tree weeks ago, and'preackereleas
A BAD. FIX.
Once on a time in thw.villago of B----, ,the
State of Massachusetti,l„ived a'beautiful maiden
of seventeen, whom we will call VannY L—„!
and Geo. B— was her, aCCopted lover. The
course of true love ran aniook and in dleiie.
was of time came the usual happy; toitintitliWer
their wooing, and the twain were madionehYthe
benpdietion of the holy church.
!hey were married early ono summeraslitorn
leg, and the same day traVeled cozily and happi
ly together to Now York as the first stage of - the
wedding tour.! As a comPanion, nyounger broth
er of the bride, a mischieieus young rascal, RC
companied them, and well'it weuld have been for
the happy pair if they had; trusted themselves to
their own society, and left'drames at.home to or
nament dog sails and spitbi'll the schoolmaster.
Well, the party arrived attim St. Nicholas Ho
tel. While George wa.s,(lngully attending to the
comforts of his wife, Jamea,-in the PerforManceef
his duties as groomsman,4t . to the office oftlM :
hotel to enter theLnaniolitainit ;6;4 appropriate
apartments Pen in h:aW:!•hiilliant idea struck
him, and 'in pursuance therewith, he entered the
names on the register, thus :
James L.
Miss Balmy L
George B—.
Fanny retinal early, being somowhat fatigued
with travel. , George smoked his cigar for an hour
or two, and dreamed of his bachelorhood, we sup
pose, and finally requested to bo shown to his
room. An obsequious waiter came, with candle
in hand and asked what numbm it was.
" With the lady who came With mc," replied
G coma
The waitersruiled, hesitated,and then approach
ed an exquisitely dressed clerk, and repeated the
question. •
"With the lady who arrived hero with me,"
George answered again, blushing to the tips of
his ears. „ ,
The clerk smiled and shook his head, as if in
pity fur the young man's ignorance.
"It won't do, •sir. You have mistaken the
house, sir. Such things are not allowed here, sir."
"Won't do, why; I only wild tirgo to 'Ad."
"That you may certainly do in your own room,
sir, but not in the lady's apartment, sir."
"The lady's apartment ? Why, that lady is my
wife."
The clerk bowed ironically. "All very fine,sir,
but it won't go down, sir; here is the entry, sir."
George looked at the register, and there was the
entry, sure enough—Miss Fanny L—, George
Ile saw Vie 'Whole secret at a glance, be 'Pro
tested and entreated—but it was no use. Ile call
ed on James to witness his voracity, bit James
was nowhere to be found. The bystanders laugh
ed, and the clerk was inexorable, and the poor
fellow was forced to his solitary chamber to pass
his bridal night; invoking blessings upon the
whole class of "respectable houses" and younger
broth era.
low George justified his conduct to die dis
consoldte Fanny, this veritablo history does not
state.
A ROMANCE AT SEA.
(From La, CrolliC4l,7Cor. 1.1-],
Ths.Searotary of-State at Madrid haileummuni.
sated to the Minister Plenipotentiary of the Unit..
ed States in Spain the following declaration, trans
mitted: through the Minister of Marine and made
before the captain of the port at Tapagooa, by D.
Jose Bosch, captain of the Spanish brig Jacinth,.
On the 22d of July last, at 7 o'clock in the morn
ing, in north latitude 37 dog. S min. and west lon
gitude 34 deg. 30 min., being bound for Spain
from Now Orleans, after being out thirty-three
days, I preceived a boat with people who were
waving a white handkerchief, untl pulling in the
direction of my brig. Believing they were ship
wrecked, I instantly gave orders to bear down to
them, and, Being side by side, they told me that
two days before, being•out in pursuit of a whale,
they, during a squall had lost sight of their bar
que, in which they had left behind the wife of the
captain, who was the man that was speaking to
me, adding that she was in an interesting position
having with her besides a little boy and two other
persons,
A little further north I &waived two alter
boats, all belonging to the American barque Alto,
Capt. T. 11. Lawrence, of New Redford, where he
had sailed 43 days before. The men of the said
boats, numbering in all 18, having been taken on
board, exhausted from fatigue, were provided with
food and clothing, and seeing the despair of the
captain on account of the loss of his family and his
vessel in the midst of the sea, I resolved at any
hazard to go in questof them., The stormy weather
the foreign Wiwi' of the'caPtal'it 'Which did not per
mit me to clearly understand the direction where
the barque might he found—the time which had
passed since they had lost sight of their ship, and
my own obligations to 'continuo my course, after
having experienced thirty-three days of bad
weather—all of these powerful reasons did not in
duce me to give up my resolution of aiding those
unfortunate men and consoling them in their af
fliction ; and trusting to Providence and my good
cause I steered to the north.
We passed the day without perceiving any
vessel, anAl the night overtaking us without hav
ing attained our purpose, we passed it with the
utmost vigilance, the captain being in a state of
extraordinary prostration and anxiety, which in
creased my deterniination to continue my enter
prise. The dawn of the 23d came on, and my vig
ilance was redoubled; at 10 A. M., the watch at
the masthead described a sail
and,
N. N. E.
I immediately stood for it, and, With a freshening
wiutly at eleven o'clock I distinguished a barque.
Ind:need the captain to go aloft, encouraging him
and trying. to console him in every possible man
ner, to see whether he could make her out ; and
at half past eleven, God had crowned my wish—
it was the barque Alto. The transports of Cap
tain talariace Were unbounded; he embraced me,
and offered me a largo amount of money when he
should get on hoard, which I refused, for I would
not crown my act by accepting money.
When a short distance from her, I lowered the
boats and carried the crew and the captain to their
barque, where, in fact, I found a poor young lady,
with a babe in her arms, breathless, and in the
greatest itgilny.
The captain, after the first efftiAn's of hiS joy,
repeated his offers, insisting upon MY iiCelsiiting
theta; but which I refused, as before; and having
reeefrell the benedictions of all on board, I re
turned to my ship to continue my voyage.
tai. Judge Claggett, of tho first judicial dis
trict in lowa, made a rule that lawyers who had
rani in court should not leave without notice.--
This did not please them, and to put his honor
out of countenance, they would got up, one after
nathei-, 'aid say with long faces and juvenile ac
cent, "Plain, thir, may I go out ?" His honor
Isdie this as Ring as he could, when ho had them
all Out 341441: l'he Burlington Hatokeste says
that 4 'it'd. Olgaedifice, not excepting the Peniten.
Unary, over contained so muoh latent rascality as
the Madison; jail, When filled with the lawyers of
the district."
AN DIVIDENT.
In the recent railroad disaster ,to a freight train
on the Now York Central, a tall, slab-sided, lank.
belied Yankey drover was along with six.A?rses
in ttioerir which wee.: Precipitated down, em
bankment. It rolleAoyer and over until Wrench
ed the bottom of the--hollow below, and tested up
on its side. In aminute of two, tbeterrible sub
limity of the seeneyrAts ,broken, and the. conster
nation of the speotiOrs, changed to mirth upon
seeing the door,oethAupset car thrown open and
the head and body fo,f, the Vermont drover pro
jecting out, Oat Otis eiongated physiognomy ex
pressing the mostAmitigatecl astonishment and
surprise.
~
"*That on airi4;'Mlo exelamed, "are you cloire
on?"
The effect was irresistibly comic, and the spec
tators had to laugh: in spite of the calamity.
A WIDOWS PERPLEXITY.:
- diPllooc96 etiatc*bitt,vaismileh - aracter
took pl~aeo ye , 7.lTniiitii,:Wthe•dwelling of
Thomas totheq, , ill, -- a 'fine old gentleman of
sixty-five, who has been a widower for eighteen
months. Mr. Fothergili, having become tirel of
his solitary condition, advertised for a wife, stat
ing, according to custom, the qualifications which
applicants for the situation were required to pos
sess. The advertisement ,could not havo been
•:
more than an hour 141 - ore'tho - public, when a brisk
widow, Mrs. Rachel Morrison by name, might
have .becn seen ascending the steps of,,Mr. Foth
ergill's residence, in Eighth street. This lady,
remembering the proverb that "the early bird
catches the worm," presented herself for the ad
vertiser's inspection almost as soon as there was
daylight enough to answer the purpose ; and, to
reward her business-like alacrity, she proved to
be the first competitor for the:Prize.
Mr. Fothergill, being a man of mercantile hab
its, is very prOnipt at making a bargain, and,
moreover, is not very hard to please. Ifavingex
aminedMrs. Marrison's erederdials, he seemed to
decide that she would suit him exactly, and the
whole affair was about to be concluded, to the sat
isfaction of all parties, when a hard pull at the
door-bell announced another arrival. Almost im
mediately, a second lady entered the room and
glanced around approhensivOly, as if afraid that
she had come too late. She was a thin, elderly
female, whose name afterwards proved to be Miss
Noania, "Are you the gentleman who ad
vertised for a wife ?" said Mils Price, as soon as
she entered. Boforo Mr. Fothergill could reply,
Mrs. Morrison answered for him, "Ye's madam
he advertised; but I reckon he's supplied." "I
spoke to the gentleman himself, madam," answer
ed Miss Price, sharply," and I einiose he knows
his own mind." "lie made a declaration of his
intentions before you came," said Mrs. Morrison.
"I think you must have misunderstood him, mad
am; persons at your time of life, are . apt to
hear imperfectly," answered Miss Price. "You
appear to be very 'anxious to change you condi
tion, madam," said Mrs. Morrison. "Yott seem
to be mueb in want of a husband, too," said Miss
Price. "I never, found it difficult to get one," ex
claimed Mrs. Morrison ; "and I wish you to know
that I have had two, already." "Oh r cried Miss
Price, "I see your husbands were much to be pit
ied, and I don't wonder , that their lives were of
short duration."
While this altercation was going on between
the ladies, Mr. Fothergill looked and listened with
extreme embarrassment. ,Tossibly he could have
been happy with either, "were Abe other dear
charmer away"—and he seemed totally unable to
decide which deserved his preference. The con
test between the rival cA'aidates was carried on
with increasing bitterness, until the hand of Miss
Price, while performing an energetic gesture, hap
pened i to touch the somewhat protizberal nose of
Mrs. Morrison. 'What followed we would gladly
suppress, but, for the sake of making an accurate
report, it is necessary to say that the bonnets of
both ladies were demolished, and their faces rath
er badly scratched. Mrs. Morrison made a charge
of assualt and battery aiainst Miss Price. That
the scene we have described made some impres
sion on tpe mind of . Mr. Fothergill may be judg
ed.from Gee circumstance that when giving in his
evidence at the Mayor's office, he signified his de
termination to- remain single for at least six
months danger.—Philadelphia Pres.&
Coit AND HOGS.—Trom earel\tlly conducted
experiments by different persons, Whale been as
certainedthat one bushel of corn will make a lit
tle over 10fr pounds of pork—gross. Taking thii
result as a basis, the following deductions are
made, which all our farmers would do well to lay
by for convenient reference—That:
When corn costsl24 cents per bushel, pork costs
1 cents per pound.
When corn costs 17 conri per bush., pork costs
2 cents per pound.
When corn costs 25 cents per bushel, pork costs
i cents per pound.
When corn costs 33 cents per bushel, pork costs
4 cents per pound.
When corn costs 60 cents per bushel, pork costs
5 cents per pound.
The following statment ahOWs what the farmer
realizes in his corn when sold in the form of
pork :
When pork seili for 3 cents per pound; it brings
25 cents per bushel in corn.
When pork sells for 4 cents per pound, it bridS
32 cents 'Per tnspel in corn.
When pork sells for 5 cents per pound it brings
45 cents per bushel in corn:
Afr• T. S. Glover, of the Patent Office at Wash
ington, who is traveling through the south to ex
amine into the diseases of the .cotton plant, was
recently enlightened in regard to anew species of
cotton in a manner thus described by the Mem
phis correspondent of the N. Orleans Picay nue
"Ile was traveling, a few days ago, from Holly
Springs on the cars, when they passed through a
section of country where the land was entirely
sterile, the cotton being only a few inches high.
An overseer was sitting on the seat before hiin.
"'Why, do you - call this ?' asked Glover.
"'Why, that's cotton.'
"'Cotton?' he asked again, in surprise.
"'Yes, a new kind of cotton soot out by tie
Patent Office.'
"This was a matter of interest to 'Glover, so he
opened Lis eyes wider. 'What is the name of the
cotton ?'
r 9 'Tice bundle-hcc cotton,' qiiictly remarked his
cornpaniiin.
"'Why that name ?'
"Iltrauso it grows so small a bumble-bee kin
slit on his tail and suck all -tho blossoms without
mo Lug.
All hands 'broke into aloud laugh, and Glover
acknowledged himself sold.
SMOKING A. TENANT TO DEATH.—Bridget Mc-
Intyre of Central Fails, 11. 1., died on Saturday,
from the effects of fright and smoke, caused by the
landlord of the building in Which she lived, hav
ing stnied tho chimney with straw to smoke his
tenantout. That landlordisin alair way to get
"snidked"• hinisk if 'not in this world inr some
-other.
;: ;::WHOLE NO. 439.
BERME
I saw a damsel holdkte j Oy a string . . • :
A little puppy, wl: 3 4 o 4tpiri o? d, t o „ my,
Chucked at restrain and made a frequent spring,
In effort calnja:4.l. himself away.
But yet the mom hWirove the more he choked,
Untll49 'denlried .1110 , 41:ondiiei isniildift pay,
And M'oved!nlorytffilaci 4ll6 shclai:lffre:prociiked,
And Irakilhis taiikdOiim in n.'. 3 11 .an , w ay...: •
My soul was tonclieg,:te etablem,tbus to sop'
Of life's 1013' frog Int4necanolii 447,,b7. a!113%
Strings 'Clog. , tko..sPirPti9hild#l7. l
And killthe willkage
Mon, lino thii'pirliK•folloW at a wii i tiv •
But, try id:llinigikam; and•their dandei'entir4d.
' . .. ...CLIYENT.-
AITT
While the ei:•P . deo was on ashoc,t.trip here
.. . . . .
on Tuesday last, 'the . liftle . tLitigh ter pr*r. L.
. L --, while . . at s &OK et; heiring ili$1!170-.
lin Pierce bad arrived,end Erne at the Ainlsr4riiiii
house, andwhilttl; little giVwere iCut etrtlitill
,she-left and hurrigillstlin.hotel,:an fjOUS .40 s.see
'the htto Preside9Vnig whether school
keptbr not. - She beni al6od sight at him and re
turned to the school room almost oat of breath,
yet glorying that she saw the man whose name
had been in everybody's mouth for the last four
years. As she entered the school room, her mis
tress called her down to her and inquired, where
she has been, She replied, to see the President.
for mistress then told her that she must punish
her fur leaving without liberty, • and did punish
her—but the little heroine, with tears rolling down
her checks and smarting from the bloWs of the
rod, looked up into the face of her punisher and
said:
"If it had been Fremont instead of Frank
Pierce you woula have let us all go unit front
yourself."
Wo guess that it will take more than ono school
mane to whip the Democracy out of that little
girl.—. Darer, N. 11. Casette.
WHEZi DUTCTIkAIs.. Mir DUTCII3IAN,
Our attention has recently been called to an inac
curacy in the rendering of this onphoniOns coup
let, by . seeing a correction alluded to in the pub
lic prints, of th 4 oft-quoted passage,
"When Greek meets Greek then conies the tug of war."
Front accounts, this rendering is n nions t trons
misrepresentation of the original text, which
critics say should read,
"When fl&kjoineci Greek then uxis the tug of wnr."
The quotation at the head 'of this "item"—
"When Dutchman meets Dutchman then comes
dor, lager beer," it may bo important also to im
farm the public, does great injustice to its author
—either,Shristy or Sanford, or somo of their less
distinguished compeers, and that, according to
the strict letter of the original, the quotation
in question should be rendered,
"When Dutchman Ind Dutchman,
Down went der Luger Bet;r!"
Magazines and literary journals generally will
please make the correction.—Press.
MARRIAGE GUIDE by Dr. WM. YOUNG.
MARRIAGE GUIDE by Dr. WM. YOUNG.
MARRIAGE GUIDE by Dr. WTI. YOUNG
MARRIAGE GUIDE. by Dr. WM. YOUNG.
MARRIAGE GUIDE by Dr. WM. YOUNG
MARRIAGE GUIDE by Dr. WE. YOUNG.
MARRIAGE GUIDE by Dr. WM. YOUNG
MARRIAGE GUIDE by Dr. WE; YOUNG
MARRIAGE GUIDE by Dr. WM. YOUNG
MARRIAGE GUI E,by Dr. WM. YOUNG
MARRIAGE GUIDE by Dr. W.M. YOUNG
MARRIAGEGUIDE' by Dr. WM. YOUNG.
MARRIAGE GUIDE by Dr. WM. YOUNG
MARRIAGE GUIDE by: Dr. WM. YOUNG
MARRIAGE GUIDE by Dr. WM. YOUNG
MARRIAGE GUIDE.—YOUNG'S GREAT PHYSIO
LOGICAL WORK, The Pocket Enolaplus, or Every One
Ills Own Doctor, by Wm. You co, M.D.. It to written in
plain languoge for the general reader; and is illustrated
with upwards of One Hunt Mal P.agmvings. All young
married people, or those contemplating marriage, and
haviug the least impediment to married life, should rued
this book. It discloses 'mats that every ono should be
acquainted with. Still, It le a book that must be kept
locked up, and not lie about the house. It will be sent
to any one on the receipt of twenty floe coots. .tddres
Dr. W3l. YOUNG, I 6 SPRUCE street, above Fourth
Philadelphia. [January 7,1857.-1 y
Fancy Fars for Ladies.
TORN FAREIRA L Co., (New Ne..)81.3 Market
t.) street, above Eighth, Philadelphia, Importers,
,Manufacturers and dealers Vri 'Ladies, Gentlemen and
Children's FANCY FURS, wholesale and retail.
J. F. & Co., would call the attention of dealers and the
public generally to their, hussete*,,ptopk of Fancy Furs
for Ladies, Gentlemen and Children r„their assortment
embraces every article and kind of Farley; dears that will
be worn during the season—such as Full Capes, 1.111.11
Capes, Quarter Capes, Teems, Victorines, Boas, Muffs
and ',Mantras, from the finest Russian Sable to the low
est price Domestic Furs.
For Gentlemen the largest assortment of Fur Collars,
Mores, Gauntlets, &c.; being the direct Importers alai
our Furs, and Manufacturers of them under onr own su
pervision we feel satisfied we can offer better induce
ments to dealers and the puhilegenerally than any other
house, having an immense assortment toselect from and
at the Manufacturers' prices. IM...We only ask a call.
JOHN FA REINA k CO..
,5pt.16,'57-4m. No. 818 Market St, above Bth, Phira.
Hoverls Liquid Hair Dye.
RBIBE following., from that eminent Physician of Phil
-4.1i, minipill's, Dr. Drinckle, added to ale testimony of
Professor Booth, only confirms what is evidenced by
thousands who have used Dover's Dye:
Grnarrn ROw, CIIESTNIjT STREET,
Philadelphia. Deeentber 221, 1853,
"In regard to liarer's hair Dye, 1 can state unhesi
tatingly, that it contains no deleterious ingredients, and
may be used with entire safety, and with the utmost
confidence and.kuctesm." W. D. BMfl CKLE, 11. D.
Hover's . Writing and Indelible
Are so well and widely known, es to require no eulogy
of their merits, it is only necessary to six,that the steady
and increasing demand, gives the best erid4tpc that they
maintain their character for superiority, which distin
guished them when first introduced, years ago.
Orders aadrosscd to the Manufactory. No. 416 Bees
street, above Fourth,(old No. 14.1,),Phibuielphia, will re
ceive prompt attention, by JOSEPH B. HOVER,
Sept. 10, di—t,A pril Manufacturer.
REMO YAL
Leb.anon rilarbie Yard.
171 HE subscriber respectfully informs
tie public in general that he is
prepared to dealt kinds of FAxer amiOnx.timarn. work
at his Marble Yard, in Walnut street, halfway between
the Court Douse and Lebanon Talley Railroad Depot,
atthe shortest notice, as good as work done in any city
in the United States, and being the Only Stone Cutter in
Lebanon comity who has served fL regulesapprenticeship
to the Iliisiness, he pledges himself that We can manufac•
tore cheaper, and give a better finish than any other
man engaged in the same business. His stock consists of
Monuments, Grave Stones, Mantels
• 6.
Cemetery Posts; Furniture Slabs, &c.
Also, SANDSTONE of the.best quality, for all WON
plain and ornamental. A largq,kssortment of LIME
STONE for all kinds of houssworß;,.of Au size and
quantity..o . 4•Please call and examine prices and the
stock heroic you purchase elsewhere.
• .TOHN FARRELL.
Lebanon, December 15;115.
N.B.—LETTERING done in Gentian and English, by
the best practical workmen
HOWAIt . D ASSOCIATION,
Ot.ILAIYELPILIA,
lin,' :Oar — taut •Allinowincemetit
910 all persons ailiicted with Fit.exnal 'Disease..e, such as
Spesiitatorrhtea,SeminalWeaknessjiupotenca,Gonor
rbma,(ll6,t,Syphilia theyice,of Onartism,orSelf-AhuseAc.
ThelloWaril Association, in IiONC ,
of the awful destrue
tioi of human life, caused by Sexual diseases, and the de
coptias pmetisetl, upon the unfortunate victims of such
diseases by Quacks; hays directed their consulting Sur•
geon, as a Charitatde Act worthy of their 'noble, to give
Medied Adrice Gratis, to all - per tr ens thus afflicted, who
apply by letter, with a descripticni r Condition, (age,
occupation, habits of life, Ac.,) and in all - easeti Of extreme
poverty and suffering, to furnish Meclicihes free of charge.
The Ilowarri association. is a benevolent Institution, es
tablished by special endowment, for the relief of the sick
and distressed, afflicted with Virulent and Epideinfohe.
eases." It has now a surplus of means, whir
tore have voted to expend in advertising tirevglii* , ,.!„,,-
It is needless to add that the Association coqigi aie,*
highest Medical skill of the age; and will fiirnailt e"n
appared.moriern treatment.
J I Published, by the Association ' a Report on Spelt
m atorrhoes, or Seminal Weakness, the vice of Onanism,
Masturbation or Self-Abuse, and other diseases of the Sex
nal Organs, by the consulting Surgeon, which will be sent
by mail, (in a sealed envelope,) free of charge, on the re
ceipt of two stamps for. Postage.
Address, RA.lALllollN,.Cousulting Surgeon,
Howard Assoclation,,No. 2 Smith Ninth Street; Philadel
phia, Pa. By order of the Directors.
EZRA. E. ITEARTWELL, Freer.
050. Pm:scrum, t ,See
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THE
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gime in. exchinke YaGmds, at Rißritl; Thibt
GRIEFF'S
Boot & Shoe Store *moved.
New Fall and 'Winter . 6"tock
Tm; undenuned would meix•ctrolly jprorin the public
that hchee REMOVEDIiis Isool' and 8110 E STORE'
to the room lately (Weigel i y H: 'c6 J AL RaOtr's
inif Store, eeeoret guilduig Nut orthOCourt How* where
•he luuropemitl a beautiful stock of
Tali and Winter Boots and Shoes,
for Ladles, Gontlomanand Chiliiien. In. ilia asoortment
la very completo, and embraces all the !Moat otylea, which
licrtan.Sidl out at low prioos. Tho pnblie wilt plisse call
and olamino. • DANIEL GIUENT.
N. Br.-TRAVF.LTSRS, now Is yoitr lime. if you wish.to Imo
a large assortment ofTfuUsti; arid - different kinds
of .age. • Come one ; coma oil
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Important Discovery. fi
`CONSUM.PTION
AND ALL
Diseases of the Lungs and Throat
AIU POSITIVELY
CURABLE BY INHALATION !! I
• . •• • • rwhich. convoys the . • • ~
IlMordies to the cavities in the lungs through the aL
Passages, and coming in direct contact with the disease,
neutralizes the tubercular matter. allays the cough,
causes a
s tree and easy expectoration. heals the lungs,
purilles the blood, imparts renewed vitality to the ner
vous system, giving that tone and energy so jodb.pensa.
ble for the restoration of health.. To be . Alibi. to state
confidently that Consumption is curable 17
is to me a source of unalloyed plcasars. It is an Much
under the control of medical treatment as any other
formidable disease ; ninety out of every hundred cases
can be cured in the first stages, end fifty per cunt. in the
second; but in the third stage it hi impossible to ease
more than fire per cent, fur the lungs are so cut up by
the disease as to defy medical skill. Even, however. in
the last stages, inhalation affords extraordivary relief,to
the suffering attending this fearful scourge, which an
nuttily destroys ninety-live thousand persons in the U
nited States alone ; and a correct calculation shows that
of the present population of the earth, eighty millions
are destined to fill the Consumptito'a grnve. •,
Truly, the quiver ordeal' has no arrow so fatal as
Consumption. In all ages it hag been the great enemy
of life, for it spares neither s age nor sex, but sweeps off
alike the brave, the beaudifttl, the graceful. and the gift
ed. ily the help of that supreme LAug, from whom
cometh every good and perfect gift. I am enabled tooffer
to the afflicted a permanent and speedy-cure in Con
sumption. The first cause of tubercles is from Impure
Blood, and the immediate effect. produced by-their demi
sition in the lungs, is to prevent the free admission of
air into the air tells, which Cannes a weakened vitality
through the entire system. Then, surely, it is more ra
tional to expert greater good from metlicities entering
the cavities of the lungs, than from those mitninistered
through the FlOaltich ; the patient will alwanaflnd.the
,liings free and the breathing cosy. utter lobeling..ter»-
dies,.
,True, inhalatiou is a local remedy, nevertheless,
it acts constitutionally. and with more, power and cer
tainty than remedies adrabilAcred by the stomach. To
prove the powerful and direst influence of this mode of
admintatration, chloroform inhaled will destroy sensibils
ity fn a few minutes, paralyzing the entire nervous sys
tem, So that a limb may be amputated without the slights
est paip; Inhaling theordinary burning gas will destroy
life In a few hours.
The Mb ale non of ammonia wilt rouse the system when
fainting or apparently dead. The odor of many of the
medicines is perceptible In the akin, a few moments af
ter being inhaled, and may be immediately. .ditect,cd in
the blood. A convincing proof of the constitutional if
&Ma of inhalation,is the tact that sickness is always pro
duced by breathing foul air. is not this positive evi
dence that proper remedies, carefully prepared and judi
ciously administered through the lungs, should produce
the most happy.,re,sui t. :During og:demi years' prim
tice, many thousands, sintering. from diseasms .of, the
lungs and throat, have been under my care, and I have
effecual minty remarkable cures, even after the sufferers
had beau pronoutnied iu the last stages. which fully sat
isfies we that Consumption is no longer a fatal disease:—
Illy treatment of Consumption is original, and founded
on long expe:ieuce and ea thorough investigation.. My
perfect acquaintance with the nature of tubercles,.&ca
enables me to distinguish, readily, the various forms or
disease that simulate consumption, and apply the proper
remedies. rarely being mistaken even in a single case.—
This familiarity, in connection with certain pathological
and microscopic discoveries, enables me to relieve
the lungs from the effects of contracted cheats ; to en
large the chest, purify the blood, Impart to It renewed vi
tality. giving energy and tone to the cut ire system.
Medicines, with foil dircethits, sent to any partof the
United Shiites and Catocilas, by patients communicating
their symptoms by . letter. Hut the cure,would Lamm
certain if the patient should pay me it visit, which
',Yroulti give me an opportunity to examine the lungs and
enable me to prescribe with much greater certainty ;
and then .the core could be effected without my seeing
the petitnit agniu.
. . , W.. GRAHAM, E. D.,
Office, 1131 Filbert St, (old No., 109,) below 121/1,
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July S. 1857---11:txch
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