TUB "CLEARFIELD REPUBLICAN," ' ' CLXARFIILD, PA. ESTABLISHED III ItJ.t. The largest Clrealatlea ef any Newspaper la north Central Penasylvanla. Term of Sabsoription. If pale la eeBao.;'er iatf?m:.,..9'd' If pel. ft fur tae .iptratlo. of moataa... fM) Bates ot Advertising. Treuaiont adeertlaemeBta, par square of 10 llaotor u.a. I time, or loaa 91 00 Vor each aubeequeot loeerlloa.. ...... 40 jltialnlatratora'aod Etoeutore'Dotio.a.. t M Auditor.' aotieoi............. . I 00 Caationaend Katreya........ ...... 1 00 Iliaaolatloa doMom .......... I 00 ProfeaaloDal Carde, line, or lot, I joar.... 00 Local aottoel, per line 10 TEARLT ADVERTISKMKNTS I aqaora..- 00 I i oolomo... ....... .it II I iqoarfti & SO I j aoloiaB. ......... TO 00 1 quarat......MS0 00 1 olnnaM.M..lS0 00 O. B. OOODLANDER, Poalleaer. Cards. 1 OB PRINTINO OF KVBRT DBSC1TP fl tioa aaatlr .leeetee at tbla offloo. TJ W. SMITH, ATTORNEY AT. LAW, tl:l:7J Clearfield, Pa. J J. LINGLE, ATTORNEY-AT - LAW, hit Phlllpatwg. Centre Co., Pa. :pd JOLAND D. SWOOPE, ATTORNEY AT LAW, CurwraaTille, CIcarRold ooantr, Pa. Ml. 9, 18-lf. QSCAR MITCHELL, ATTORNEY AT J.AW, - CLEARFIKLD, PA. O-Ofloo In Ibo Opera Huota. oot, '78-tf. G R. & W. BARRETT, Attorneys and Counselors at Law, clearfield, fa. January SO, 1070. JSRAEL TEST, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Clearfield, Pa. TOIii In tba Court Hooit. Jj".'" HENRY BRETII, (ostrrd r. a.) ' JUSTICE OF TIIE PEACE . roa brll Towatair. W.j B, 1878 I j yM. M. McCULLOUCin, ATTORNEY AT LAW, CLEARFIELD, PA. OffiM Id MriorI bnlldiDC, fiooood alreet, op. poailo tbo Court Houm. j2.'76-tf. C. ARNOLD, LAW & COLLECTION OFFICE, OURWBNBVILLE, 211 Clearteld Councr, Fona'a. tot g T. BROCKBANK, ATTORNEY AT LAW, CLEARFIELD, PA. Offloo Id Opera Hoar.. ap Jo.17.lT J AMES MITCHELL, dbalbb IB Square Timber & Timber Lands, Joint CLEARFIELD. PA. J. K. SXYDKR, ATTORNEY AT LAW, CLEARFIKLD, PA. Oltoa In Plo'a Opera Houie. Jan. 21, TSlt WILLIAM A. WALLA4JB. DAVID L. BBBBI. a. ear r. iiiuca ioaa w. wmblbt. WALLACE & KREBS, (Dnmaora to Wallaoa 4 Fi.ldiai,) ATTORN EY8-AT-LAW, jaal'TT Clearflela, Pa. Frank FlelJiag.. W. D. Blglor..B. V. Wll.oo. TIELDING, BICLER 4 WILSON, ATTORNEYS-AT -LAW, CLEARFIELD, PA. arOBce la Pie'l Opera Hoart. mobt-711. HARRY BNYDER, BARBER AND HAIRDRESSER. Shop oa Market St., oppoait. Court Uoaee. A elaaa towel for .Tory aaatemar. Alao dealer la . Ileal Hranda or Tobareo and Ogam. ClaaHUId. Pa. mar It. tl. TBOB. . MUBBAT. OTBOB aoBDOB. MURRAY II GORDON, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, CLEARFIKLD, PA. at0Ac In Ple'a Opera llouae, aoeond loor. I:S0'T4 damibl w. M'ceanT, MoCURDY M cENALLY A ATTORN EYS-AT-LAW, ClearOeld, Pa. ay Legal baalneaa attended to promptly wltbj fidelity. UOino oa tioeond atroot, abore tbo Flrat National Bank. Jan:l:70 G. KitAMER, ATTORNKY-AT-LAW, Real BaUto and Oollaotioa Agent, CLEAR Kl ELD, PA., Will promptly attend la all legal keelaeea aa. treated la bia earn. rOttee ia Ple'a Opera Honee. Janl'71. J r. McKENRICR, ATTORNEY AT LAW, CLEARFIELD, PA. All lecel bullae rntratted to bla ear. will re eoive prompt atteoliou. OBoe appoalte Coart fleaia, la Maeoaie Bell J log, aeeond toer. augU,')8-ly, JJR. E. M. 8CHEURER, U0MBOPATHI0 PBYSIC1AK, OflVea ia reaideae. on Flrat at. April ti, 1872. . Clearll.ld, Pa. TAR. W. A. MEANS, PHYSICIAN SURGEON, DUBOIS CITY, FA. Will attoad profeaaloaal oalla promptly. aaglOTI jyi. T. J- BOTER, f II Y8ICI A N AND SURGEON, OSoa oa Market Street, Claarteld. Fa. Mt-OBM koara: I to 11 a. ., aad I to I p. D R. J. KAY W RIG LEY, HOalOiPATHlO PHYSICIAN, aa-Omre adyoialag Ike reaideae. of Jama. Wnley, Kee,., oa Seooalt., ClaarBold, Pa. jaiy.l, jo . ' m. hills, ' OPERjITirE DEATIST, OI.BARFIEI.D, PENN'A. arol la reiUleaee, poeile Shaw U.aaa. Jyt.lBTt tf D R. H. B. VAN VALZAH, CLBAIIPIKI.D, PRNITA. OFFICE IN RKMDKNCE, CORNER OF FIRST AND PINE SIRKETd. pm- Otba aearr-Froai It (a I F. M. May II, 10TI D R. J. P. BURCHFIKLl), U Iwrf f Ua tld . ait, FBBaHaala Vattjaiaaft hAriat rniatd fra Ua Army, ffaaa M fjffttlBtl ! la thaaHiaaai I Otaaor AaaAaonatv. JaTFiafaaalBBBlBBllt roapUv atti!fl la. Dr.WatAt. lpK,'M U CLEARFIELD " GEO. B. G00DLAXDEB, Editor & Proprietor. ' PRINCIPLE, NOT IV.EN. TEBMS $2 per annnn in Advano. VOL 53-WHOLE NO. 2,619. CLEARFIELD, PA., WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 3, 1879. NEW SERIES-V0L. 20, NO. 47 Cards. JIIHTK'EH CONHTABLEH 1'KliS Wo hav. printed a largo BBntbor of tbo a FEE BILL, and will oa tbo rooolpt of tsonlr tvo MnlA. moll a .nov to any addroM. ej.M WILLIAM M. HENRY, Jubticb Of Til PBACB Attn HCBITIBIR, LUMHKH, CITY. Col lection a made and money promptly paid over. Arlielea ef agreement and deotli ol onaveyanee QMtlj eieouted find warranto! cor real or bo aharge. JSJy'T JOHN D. THOMPSON, Jtutloi of the Peaee and Scrivener. Curweiiavllla, Pa, BVuOolleetioni made and money promptly rb'7itr paid over. JAS. B. GRAHAM. deator 1b Real Estate, Square Timber, Boards, SIUNOLES, LATH, A PICKET?, 0:1073 Cloarfleld, Pa, REUBEN HACKMAN, House and Sign Painter and Paper Hanger, Clearfield, Peun'a. aaWill oxoonto Jobi In bit lino promptly and In a workmanllka manner. arre,6T JOHN A. STADLER, BAKER, Morkot St., Cloarttld, Pa. Fresb Breed, Ru.k, Roll!, Piei and Cekee oa hand or made to order. A general eJMorltnent of Confoellonariee, Frulta and Nate in Hock. loo Cream and Oyptera In eeaeon. 8alooa Dearly nppoiite the PottofAne. Prlrea moderate. Mareh l-'7. WEAVER & BETTS, Real Estale, Square Timber, Saw Legs, AND LUMBRR OP ALC KINDS. WOtHo on BMond Urtxt, 1b rtr of itora room of Utorgs Wcfttor A Co. jnV. '78-tf. RICHARD HUGHES, JUSTICB OF TnB PEACB roa Ittcatur Tou-uthlp, Oieoola Mill! P. O. All official banineri .otroited to blm will b. promptly attended to. meh20, '70. JAMES H. TURNER, JIBTICKOP THE PEACB, WalUeetoD, Pa. fJt-ti ht( prepurod bimitlf with a)) Ike occeiitrjr blank far in i tindtr tha Pcniion and Bonoty kiwi, ai wall at 1laok I'eeili. att). All legal mattora coir ui td tn kii ear will reetiva prompt attention. Mar 7th, 187U-tf. JOUN L. CUTTLE, ATTORNEY AT LAW. nd Real K.ntate Aent, Clearfleld, Pa. OAea ob Third Kraat, bet.Cbarrj A Wain at, a-Rtipaetfally offera hit aervloaa io aalllnc and buying laoda ia CltarAald and adjoining eoantlaa , and wit a an aiportaneaoJ oyertvant? yaart aa b iBrvayor, Aattari hi mi If tbat ha aa randar aailifaoUon. lVa. 2S:3:tf, NDREW I1ARW1CK. Market Htreat, Clearfield, Pa., : ' MANKrAeronaB abd bbalrb IB 1 Hitrnem, Britltet, Stnidlel, Collart, khU Jiorse-furnishing Goods. Aay-AII kinda of repairing promptly attended to. Baddlera' Hardwaia, Hurl. Brualiee, Curry Comtia, Ae., alwaya on hnnd and for aalo at Ibe loweaa eaeb ptiee. HarcQ IV, injy, G. H. HALL, RACTICAL PUMP MAKER, NEAR CLEARFIELD, PENN'A. Jbfy-Pampa alwaya on band and made to order on abort notlea. Pipea bored oa roaaonable tonne. All work warranted to render aatiafaetion, and dellrered If doalrod. mylorljpd Idlvery Ntable. TUB andral)ri.ad Vvajt laava to Intorm tba pub He tbat be la now fully prapar to amsomaao date all ia the way of fnrniibin,t Hv.aea, HafrRiea, add lea and Harneaa, oa the aherteat aotioe and aa reasonable termi. Keaidaaee on koeaat atreet. batireeB Third and Fonrtk. Q BO. W. OEARHART. Otearfield. Fea. 4.18T4. WASHINGTON HOUSE, OLEN HOl'B, PENN'A. rpuB anderilined, having leaaad tfall aom X modl'ma lintel, la tta. Tillag. of Olen Hope, la bow prepared to aeeommodat. all who mey eall. My table and bar akall be rapplled with tbo beat tbo marhet afTorda. OEORIIE W. DOTTS, Jr. Olaa Hopo, Pa, Maroh J8, 107.tf. THOMAS H. FORCEE, ftlAUUt IB (J EN ERA L MERCHANDISE, CRAHANTON, Pa. Alao.eitanttT manafactararnnd dealer In Square itmner ana sawed ..umber 01 an kinai. POrdare aollelted and ll Villa pronptlv ilea. (JYIB73 E. A. BIGLER II CO., SQUARE TIMBER, and menu Teeta rare of ALL HINDS OP 8AWCO Ll'MHBR, HI CLXARPIRLD. PENN'A. 8. I. SNYDER. f a-nWatc-hots, Clockt and Jewelry, Ormkam'$ Xeav, JfarAaf offraet, CLRARP1EI.O, PA. All hiada of irBalrlnf In my Hne promptlf aW eoded to. April 2ft, 174. Clearfield Nursery. KXCOURAGK JIOMR INDUSTRY. THR andernlicaad, Bering etublUhed a Kar aery oa the 'Pike, about half way betweea Clearfteld and Carwmitville, la prepared to far aiah all klnda of PRl'IT TKKKd, (aUadard aa4 dwarf.) Bvrrgreeaj, Bbnihbery, Mrape Vlnoe, Moovebernr. Lttwioa Blackberrv, Strawberry, and Haapberry Viaea. Alao, Siberian Crab Treee, Qainoe, aad early aoarlee Rbabarb, A. Ordara promptly attended la. Addreee, 4. U. W IIIUH i, aaptl II -a Oarweaarille. Pa. MEAT MARKET. F. M. CAfiDON 4 BE0., ' Oa Market 8t, ana door watt of Maaatoa Boaee, CLEAEPIBLD, PA. Oar arraaarmeata are rf the mtt enwntett ebaraeter lor ftiraiahiag the pub lie with rreab Maaieei an aiatt, aaa oi taevery aen aaajiiy, We aiae deal ia all hiada of Atrieultaral Imi ple- meaia, whteh we keep oa eihtbitlee for the afit ef lite aahhe. Call aroaad whoa la aawa, aaa taae a ieoa at winira, or aaareee aa r. M.CAHUON A BRO Claarleld, Pa., Jaly 14, 1871-tf. i'ltnrtUld innwrnntt renry. jaaat aaaa. cabboll tv. aiaatl. KERR BtDOLE, rtnt. B7reeaalthe fellow tag aad other Irrt-alaaa Ce'a Companloa. Aaeeta. tlvrrpool Loadea A Oloha U. It. Br..4.18l Lroomiag m matael Aeaah plana.... -.OO.COtJ Pboaii.of Hartford, Cobb 1 124 l"S laaeraaM Oo. ef North Aejer.e I,4JI,T4 North UrltUh A Mereantlle U, 8. Br- l,lt,Ml tVoulab Commeraial-U. (4. Braaeb...- 47,I4I aierewa..M..rt.MM..M...M..m...MH f 14,111 Trevelera (Life A Aeeldeat) 4riV.44 U6.ee ea Market Bt., eap. Ceart Hoaae, Clear Bold, Pa. Jeae4, 7Mf. ROONP.R OR 1ATER. Booaer or later'the norma ahall beat Orer ay ilnmbera fma bead to feet ; Sooner or laiertbe windi ahall rare In the long grata above my grata. I ahall aot heed them where I Ha, Nothing thalr awada ahall algnify Nothing the henditunu'a frat of rain ; Nothing to me the dark day'a pain. Sooner or later tbe tun ahall ahlne With tender warmth on tbat tnouttd of mine J Sooner or later la tbe Bummer air, Clover and violent hloaiom there. f ahall not feel la that dtp reai The t beet i rig light fall over my breeat, Nor even note in tbuae hidden hour Tbo wind-blown breath of the tonnlng flowera. Sooner or later the atalnleia anowa Shall add (heir hmh to my mu'o repof e ; Sooner or later ahall ilant and ablft And heap my bed with their dtviling drift. Chilled through that froien pull ahall aeau, Ita touch no eoMer ean make the dream That reeka not the awert and aaered dread. Shrouding tbe elty of the dead. Sooner or later tha bee rhall eome Aud fill tbe noon with ita goldea ham i Sooner or later on blfpoi.ed win Tbe blue-bird'l warble above me ring. Ring and ohirrup and whlitle with glee Nothing hia mmio meani to me y None ot Iheie beautiful tblnga ahall kcow How aoundly their lover eleepa below. Sooner or later, far out In the night Tbe itora 'ball over me wing their flight Sooner or later my dankltag dewa Cate htbe white iparka in their aileat ooae. Never a ray ahall part the gloom Tbat wrapa me round in tba kindly tomb Peaee aball be perfeot for lip and brow -Sooner or later oh. why not now. THE SCHOOLMASTERS CON QUEST. Branson Alcolt, of Boston, once told J oho ill Cook, and Joseph Cook told every uoav ne mot, tbat ho made it a regulation in his school that it a pupil violated a rule, "tho muster should substitute hs own voluntary sacrificial chastisement Tor tbat pupil'a punish ment ; and tliisrcrrumtion almost chris tianized the school." "Ono day," Mr. Alcott said. "I called np before mo a pupil who had violated an important n lo. All tho school was looking on. and knew the rulo and tho penally. 1 put the ruler into the ollender s hand ; I extended my own hand; I told him to strike. Instantly 1 saw a struggle begin in his face. A now light sprang up in bis countenance A new set ol sbntllcs seemed to be weaving a now naiuro within him. 1 kept my band extended, and the school was in tears, llo seemed to be in a hath of fire which was giving him a now nature Uo seemed transformed by tho idea 1 should suffer chastiBotnont, and ever bftcr was the most docile fellow in tho school, though he bad at first been tbe rudest." , Now, this i very affecting and rea sonahle and striking. No one can read the incident ar.d very readily for got it ; and it contains a lesson that every school teacher can certainly read with profit. The incident came to tbe knowledge of Willis K. Stoddard, who for somo yoars past has been teaching a district school in Flint River town ship, Iowa. Ho read this extract from Lwo ol Joaeub Uouk a. Jectuica, arid nevor lorgot tbe great moral it con voyed. And, indeod, ho privately In formed a clergyman who called upon him during a critical period in his ca reer, and with whom he was very inti mato, that he didn't think he would lorgct it. Young Mr. Stoddard had somo pretty bard boys in bit school. They were big, noisy, rough and tur bulent, tie bad reasoned with them ; he bad expostulated ; he had begged and wept, lie bad whipped them un til his arms aebed, and the Directors had threatened to dunlins him lor un necessary seventy and absoluto cruel ty ; and tho boys grew worse and worso cveiy day. But when he was at his wits' end, and was seriously thinking of running away and losing all bis back salary, rather than stay at tbe school another day, he read this incident and it gave his troubled mind now light. He treasured it up, and thought it might help him. ' lie had treasured it up probably ball a day when, one bright Jnno af ternoon, Samuel Johnson, the biggest and strongest, and worst of all the big bad boys, violated all the rules of the school, ono after another, as last as he could think of thorn, and wound np by tearing seven loaves out of bis geogra phy. Thete he crammed into bit mouth, and, when be had chewed them into a pulp, he took tho "wad" into his hand, and propelled the whole mass with great violence into the ear ol f.llis llaskoll, wbo, although also big and bad a little bad was not possessed ol sufficient prosence of mind to look; calm and unconscious undor this avalanche merely because the eye ol bis teacher was upon him, and be accordingly signified his very natural dismay and astonishment by a tre mendous howl. And all the school bowled in respon sive chorus; not only because tho scholars wore tleliebted to see Ellis Haskell with his larboard ear full of papirr maehe, as though ho wore going to tuke a cast ol it for the physiology class, but also because they knew tbo teacher would promptly, and without further ceremony or formality, give 'lieamseh'',.jufiniioii benefit to wit: moot awful anddrcafnl 'lirr in'," And kbit being a pleasant change Irom the monotonous routine ol study, and recitaiion, wai- always hailed with demonstrations of great joy by the pupils. Mr. Btoddartl called Snmnol John son up to his desk, an J, moro calmly than was his custom under such cir cumstances, told him to go ont and bring in a twitch. Tbe pupils noticed that there was something unusually gentle in tho teacher's manner, and it struck Samuel Johnson very forcibly that it was certainly VJry much outol the ordinary method of procedure lor the culprit U) bo accorded the privilege of Cutting hit own switch. But ho was not the boy who would fail to ap preciate and make the best use of his privilege, and opportunities. Bo be did not idly waste hit time, but pres ently returned with a very peaoelul looking twitch indeed a twitch ap parently far gone in the last stages of consumption the sickest kind ol a switch. "Now," said Mr. Stoddard, with a gentle, companionate intonation, "strike m.." Samuel Johnson, who had already begun to unbutton bit own jacket, opened his mouth wide, and the whole school stared in speechless amftr.emrnt. Mr. Stoddard calmly repeated his or der, XI. thought he could tee the "new set of shuttles beginning the work." Some ono, ho said and a woman could not have spoken more tenderly "somo one must suffer fur infraction ot the rule. 1 do not pun ish any of you for any pleas, r. it gives m. to sc. you suffer. Soma on. must be punished, and 1 will suffer in your stead." The teacher taw a "new light spring p" i Samuel Johnson's oounlenaoc. Tho boy looked at hit teacher and tbeu at bit twitch. The teacher could "see a strugglo begin in tho faco." Presently the tears sprang to Samuel Johnson's oyos, and ho said, in a voice confused with anxioty, "Hadn't I bolter go out and gut a big ger switch ?" The teacher softly told him he might do so if he wished, and Kumuol John son went out and was gone ten min utes ten long, anxious, quiet, won dering minutes. When be returned, the school smiled. He carriod ill bis band a switch that looked like a Rus sian peace commissioner. Ho had cut it out of an Osago hedge, and when he held it where the sunlight could fall upon it, it looked wickeder than John Moriasey's faro parlors. It was about scvon feet long, an inch and three quarters thick at the butt, and was limber and twisted, and had knots and knobs clear down to the point. Tbe boy's face shone with a bright glow ol conscientious satisfaction as he bal anced this twitch and drew it through bis hard, muscular hands. Mr. Stoddard stood up and folded hit arms. Then he said, with a a sad, sweet look at the culprit, "Now strike mo." The school just sat still and hold its breath. Samuel Johnson did not act 'in greedy and unseemly haste, as though be wero meanly and wickedly glad to have this opportunity of bitting his dear teacher. He conducted himself like a boy whohas a painful duty to per form, but is impelled by consoicntons motives to pcrlbrm it thoroughly. He pulled off his jacket; ho rolled up bis sleeves ; bo sput in his hands, and took a two handed grasp on the switch. Twice he changed the position of his foot to get a better braco. Then he draw a long, deep breath, raised hie arms, and tho switch just shrieked through tho air like a wild, mad, liv ing thing. Old Mr. Hargis, the senior Director, who lives only a mile and a half away from th'o school bouso, says be was out in bis field plowing, and when Mr. Stoddard let off hie first yell the old man's first impression was that the school-house had been struck by light ning. The clear tky, however, dis proved the theory ; the next time tbe teacher shonlod the Director was con vinced that a steamboat had gono astray and was whistling for a land ing somewhere up the creek. While ho was trying to hold his terrified horses, another volley of sound camo sweeping ovor the land like a vocal cyclone; and old Mr. Hlosengalo, who had been deuf twenty-thiee years, camo runningovor saying he believed they wero fighting down at the quar ries. By this time they were joined by the rest of tho neighbors, and tho excited population wmit thronging on toward the school-house. In accepting Mr. Stoddard's resig nation, the Di roc tors considerately al lowed his pay lor tho full term, and in a series ol complimentary resolutions spoke of bis efficiency in tho highest terms, although it transpired that the board was privately agreed aflor all the facts had been laid betoro it, that he wm ton much of a "nat'ral-bone fool" to suit a practical locality. Mr. Stoddard is not teaching anywhoro Ibis Hummer. Ho told bis landlady that bo. needed rest, and tho good hearted old investigating committee was amazed to discover tbat Mr. Stoddard rested and oven wont to bed by loaning up, lace foremost, against the manlle-pieco in bis room. A. J. Buritctt, in B'Mtern Farmers' Almanac. FA IX TN ESS AND ITS CAUSES. Cassell't BouseJiold Ouidt eays : Faintnost consists in a temporary fail ure of the activity of the heart ; the blood, in consequence, ia not properly circulated. It does not reach the head, and tbe patient loses clearness of vision and color, and if not prevented, falls on tbe floor, wbero, however, or even before roaching it, be recovers. There is no convulsion, and, though he can scarcely be said to bo conscious, he is not profoundly unconscious so as not to be able lo bo aroused, as happens in epilipsy. There are all degrees of laintness, merely leeling faint and look ing sligbtlv pale, to the stale wo have described ; and in tome casos the state ol fainting is hardly rocovorod from well before it recurs again and again, for hours and days together. We need hardly Bay that such cases as the lat tor are altogether beyond tho roach of domestio medicine - What are tbe causes of laintness f It ia not difficult to describe these. Somo people are so vory easily affected that they faint if they cut their finger, or even if they only see the cut finger of another per. son. All ono can say of such persons is that their muscular fibre Is not strong and that tbeir norves are sen silive. The heart, which goes on for years circulating tho blood, is essen tially a musclo. It is weak in some people, stronger In others. As a rule, it it weakor in women and stronger in men. llui.oo, women faint more lap idly than men Whatever weakens tbe heart and the muscles generally acts as the cause ol faintness. Closo, foul air is a common cause ot faintness or of languidness. Anything which grently affects tho nervous system, such as bad news orTHBtgWaoiii tuiiig Durnoio or trrsagreeable, -will sometimes causa fainting. But of all causes of faintness, none is n serious aa tho loss ol blood. Tbe muscles, in order to act well, must be supplied with blood ; and if the blood ot' the body Is lout if it escapes, either from a vein opened purposely, or from piles, or from the scource from which menstrua tion proceeds in excessive quantity, thon laintness will happen. The de gree of it will dopend on tho constitu tion, and on the amount ol blood ksl. A loss of blood that would scarcely bo lull by one person will bo a serious cause of laintnoss to another. Borne timet Ircquent faintnoss armos from be coming very fat, tbe muscular system of the hoart being impaired by fatly doposit. When little Bob asked hit sister's beau for a cigar, his future brother in law snubbed blm with the remark r "Young man, a strap would do you more good." ' Next night Bob's titter and her young man got their hands, chim and clothes amcarod with coal tar while line-oring: at tbe front irate, and tittle Bob, whon questioned on the subject, said be couldn't tell a lie "It must have been a tramp." At a shoemakers' ball in Philadel phia, a rvportor sayt that "feet of every site, from a fine taper in white kid to pudding shaped pedals in lull skin, wolleaT the wax on tbe floor in harmony with the m.sic. They waled warm and pegged away until 1st. next morning. It wao a wbole-eouled affair throughout." the most afflicted part of tht house it tbe window.- It It always full ol pane and wbo hat otot Men more tban on. window blind f , HHl RAISING COIiKS AND THINGS. In all probability thousands of those who wore interested in agriculture in tho eventful yoar of 1878 ure dead, but that doesn't intciTcro with tho publica tion of Commissioner Lo Duo's report on tho crops and things of that ancient period, lie has oven taken the pains to get the report before the publio at this particular time, doubtless with the pleasant purposo of affording tho pub lio something nico to read as a holiday season comes on. An agricultural re port hat great morits in this way; it is among tho very best of our popular literature and is within reach of every body. The great care which Commis sioner Le Duo hat taken to prevent the premature publication of his inval uable work it one of the slight evi dences of his great usefulness. Printed now, a year or moro tiler tho occur rence ot noarly all that is bo graphi cally described in its pages, it is re moved lrom the excitement and em barrassment of contemporary passion. As a part ol tha history of a lormer age it will reoeivo the calm and impar tial consideration of all men and wo men ot this timo who know anything about farming. , To be ture, thore it nothing about farming in tho book, but it is all the more valuable on that account, and the three hundred thou sand copies of this great national work will divide themselves np between the junk-shops and the publio libraries of tho country in a way to prove tho in dispensable nature of the publication. ibe casual reader ol the report just issued presuming it is not too much to presume that it will have a casual reader will detect tbat it is moro generally written in tbe English lunguago than wus the previous report. Commis sioner Lo Due himself seems to prefer bnglish, and since he has turned off somo of the professional men of the department he has apparently con cluded to have less science and agricul ture in his book and more English, which is a good thing, tor bo wbo in dustriously cultivate, the proper tiso of the J'.nglish language against tho dis advantages of tho American soil and climate must prove a public benefactor. 1 do point in w inch tbolommisBionor s hook will prove a sad disappointment is in tbo account of the experiments with tea and similar articles which haro been growing into immensecrops in tho Commissioner's mind, but which are not yet ready for public use. Tea, wo find, ia of slow growth, and it may bo several years belore tho success of tbo industry in this country can be known. Un tbo subject ot bamboo Mr. Lo Duo is stroiiuly silent; ho doosn't even tell what baa become of tbe bamboo shoots which wero brought all tho way from Japan ; but as bam boo has gonorally gone out of fashion lor umbrella sticks it's of vory little consequence lbo Peruvian potatoes which wore imported wore found, upon boiling, to bo very nice potatoes in deed, as good aa a Commissioner of Agriculture could want to eat, but there is nowhere any account ol how they, turned out when they were planted wurcb It a very provoking omission, since tbe experiment ol rais ing potatoes ready hoilod bad never before been tried. The most ol this Hipuppoiiitment is compensated for how ever, by the able section or the book on tbe growth of the cork tree, which is translated Irom a Spanish pamphlet. Commissioner L. Duo fools confident that tbo climate of some portions ot the United States it suitable to tbo cub livalion of oork, but hitherto cork in tbit country has been chiefly raised by means ol a corkscrew. Ibis bas boon a popular but expensive molhnd, corks so raised frequently costing as much as hvo dollars each, and tbe country is prepared to welcome any suggestion wbieh shall cheapen tbe price. It it possible that a proper Bludy of tho nature and habits of tbo cork will do velop its real usefulness, and ii the in telligence of tbo Agricultural Bureau is only allowed to spread, we shall toon bo able to raiso the finest imported champaigncs by merely planting tbo old chainpaigno corks tkat now go lo wasto. A II that the Department of Agricul-' tnre wants is room to experiment in and tho proper soil and climate. Soil and climate are overylhing, and Com missioner l.o Duo hat been running tbo agricultural interests of tbo coun try long enough to find this out Fuel ing that, wtulo wo have an abtindunto ot soil and climate, such as tbey are, there is need of a greater variety, Mr. Lie Vua will no doubt turn some ot bis attention to the cultivation of a kind of toil and climate which will enable tho farmers of this country to raise anything, from a cockroach to a thresh ing machine. All wo need ia der.lop. ing.rhiladilphia Timet. charlesd!ckens' wife. II tR RKCKNT DEATH IN LONDON. The widow ot tho late Charles Dick cm died at her residutiee in Glouces ter Crosent, Regents Park, London, on a recent Saturday morning, after a lingering illness of eighteen months. For years before the death of the great novelist, airs, v't aens nau not ve-WU ti-u Tho truth as to tbe Eecuhar reluTJoliir ;Ovneuii uu,u.., lickens and Miss Oeorgina ilogartb, tho wile's sistor, has never been known. Tbe separation, bowafer, gave rise to much scandal in litotrary and social circles in England. For nearly twen ty years Mrs Dickensiias lived a very retired life, seldom appearing in to- eiety. Hne spoke freely among her friends ot her ton Chance teeming ap proval of hit father's .onduct toward ber at somolhlng that caused her trouble. He bas, it is Said, shown feel ings of antipathy toward her. Mrs. Diukunt will bo buried In Kensnl Green Ccmolry. : On tbe 31st of March, 110, was pub lished tho first shilling number ol the "Pualhomoua Paners ajf the Pickwick Club, edited by (iot.'l " On the 2d of April, just two dayl afterward, tho immortal Boa married C'albriae, the eldest daughter of Jtr. George Ho garth, a fellow-wriirr on the newly prelected Evrninf Chronicle. Dickons' intimacy with hit fu.ure fathor In law mraonotd early in January, 11 J. it teeoBt tbat Mr. Hogarth had asked Dickens, at a favor lo write an origi nal tketcb for tbe first number of tbo Chnnkle, and tho great novelist writes back to say he would be glad to do his best, and to ask if bt began to writ, a soriea of article, ancoraom. attractive title, would tbo proprietor think ho had any claim lo some additional re rhunerationT It mast bo remembered that Dickent waa reporlinK for the Chronicle, and in cnntibutlng k aorice ol light paper similar ;m style to bis street sketches, be tholght he was en titled lo torn, pay beyond bit salary at a reporter, Tbo request waa drain ed a reasonable one ' be began the mMcnsw ana nn eaiiry wai raised iron Z0 to V3U per week. Ui. aor- rospondeno. with iti Ilogartb wot REPUBLICAN, tho beginning of Dickons' acquninlnnco with an accomplished, kindly man, to whoso family ho toon became closely allied by marriago which marriage influenced all Dickent' future career. On the Ctb of January, 1837, a eon was born, who was named Charles, and in the February following Dick ons and his wife were living in their lodgings at Chalk. In March, 1 M.JH, a daughter was born. Dickens lived later on In a cot to no at Twickenham, where he had a balloon club for tho children. Attho end of Octobor, 1839, another daughter was born to him, and belore the closo of the year Dick ens moved into a splendid house on tho Devonshire Terrace. Thon short ly altor he set about arranging a homo for his father and mother. In the minst of tho novelist'a recitations anent the lamoua raven in "Barnahy Kudgc." another son was born, on tbe 9tb of February, 1841. This son was named Walter Laudor Dickons, but only lived to manhood. He died in Calcutta, on tho last day ot 18C3. at I he age of twenty-three. About 1843 Mis (ioorgina Hogarth, Mrs. Dickens' sistor, eame to live with them, and re mained a membor of the household until his death. On (he 15th of Janu ary, 1844, another son was born, who leoeived the nutno of Francis Jeffrey ; on the 28th of October, 1845, a sixth child and fourth son was born, who was christened Alfred Tennyson; on tho 18th of April, 1847, a fifth son was born, who was named Sydney Smith. This ton entered the Royal Navy, and survived his father only a year and eleven months, being buried at sea on the 2d of May, 1872. On the 8lh of January, 1HI11, was born another son who was called Henry f ielding, in 1X50, whilo engaged with that child wile, Dora, tho heroine of "David Cop perfield," a third daughter was born to the novelist, and sho was named Dora. Soon aftor Dickons' futhcr died, then Dora, his lust daughter. On the 13th of March, 1852, his last child waa born and named Kdwnrd Bulwar Lyt ton. And now after years of domestio life Dickons separated Irom bis wife. In May, 1S5G, came a chango in tbe novelist's borne at (iadshill. Thence forward Dickens and his wife lived apart. Tho eldest ton went with tho mother, tbe other children remaining with tho novelist. In this arrange ment Dickons acquiesced in the wishes of his wife, and tho intercourse of the children with thoir mother was free It was a private separation, but after wards relorrod to publicity in House hold HVi Dickens' Inst days at Gadshill, his death and burial, are all fresh in tho public mind, and now tbo wife of his youth and tho mother of bis children has gone, and the grave will shortly cover the faults and errors of both. Tho real and personal cslato left by Dickens was calculated at IIC5,000. Tbo only mention mado by Dickens in hit will of his wife is in tho following words: "I dosire hero simply to record the fact that my wife tinea our ecpa rttion by consent, bat been in the re ceipt Irom me of tn annual income of 000 (3,000), whilo all tbo great charges ol a numerous and expensive lamuy bavo devolved wholly upon myself." No logacy was left to his wife, whilo 4O,O00, beside personal proporty ol large value, was left to his beloved sistor in law, Georgina. sickles. Mccarty. THE ELOPEMENT .TOBY HLllSTANTIAI.Lr HENisn. Tho alleged elopement of General Sickles' daughtor with a man named MoCarty has been widely circulated, as well as has also the denial of lbo samo by tho legal representatives of Gon. Sickles in this country. Tho story is said to have beon ttarted by a uen. brubam, who sayt be bad it lrom two ladies wbo were on a summer with him returning from Europe It is un derstood tbat he has been requested by Gon. Sicklet' representative hero to give the names ot hit informants, and that he doclinos to do so, and that legal proceeding! are about to be entered against h i in. The ttory of tho clopo nient of Mihs Sicklet is credited by members ol the foreign legations, wbo two years ago wore in Paris, and it is whispered that a lady quit, recently ono of the society belles of this city, now married and living in Paris, was tho confident of Miss Sickles in her lovo affair with McCarty. A gontlo man who reached this city last evening from Europe said to a representative ot the Sunday Herald that bt was in Parit at the time tho aforesaid elope ment look pluco, for there were cer tainly good grounds for calling it thai. "One rnmnr had It," he said, "that Miss Sickles took lbo diamonds and jewelry from ber father's rtidoiice, and MoCarty was arrested for an at- tempt to pawn them, llu was placed in jail, and when I left Paris the Amer ican representatives were about effect ing hit rcleaso, with tha promise that be would leave the country. That the elopement on tbe part of Mias Sickle, waa the result of a tuddrn impulse, and as tbe arrest followed utmost im mediately, the gossips of the Paris i ...inn,. , i , .1 w."H tjvti... mm any actual injury would result from tbe escapade of Mis. Sicklet other tban tho disgrace which would attach itself to any lady under like circum stances." Tho history ui McCarty lor lbo lu.it seven years would loira a career of successful swindling and eva sion of the law both in this country and abroad that when read wonld hardly be credited exoept as a romance. With this early life we have nothing lo do. llo is a native of Maryland, served in lbo Confederate army, in which he rose Irom private to the rank ol a lieutenant ; waa wounded in the hit wrist at Trovillian station; Va., which caused a partial paralysis ol his left arm. Hit first appearand In thll city was in 1872, when by torn means be ingratiated himself with resident for. eiu ministers, prominent army and navy officers and cilixent of moans, of whom be organized a company called the Texas Land and Copper Co , with a tiash capital of 100,000, Messrs. Henry I). Cooke and Uaorgo W. Kigga being tho trustees, and Mr. J. C O. Kennedy Treasurer anil- Secretary, flo represented to thete- gonllemea that bo bad been a Colonel in the Con federate army ; that aftor tho war be hid served on the staff of Maximilian in Mexico until the death of that uo-f.M-tunat. Prince; that he escaped from Mexico with tbo Princess Salra Salin on horseback, riding through North western Texas, and whilo on hit Jour ney discovered copper and toel mlnot ot -grttst value, and allowed apociment of Uie him, In May. 1872. b. started fur Texas with a parly of surveyors for tho purpose of locating and survey ing the above-named mines. lie went with hia party I. via Bt. Lo.i., and while in that oity tpeal Iht Company 's money lavishly, occupying at tho Southern Hotel tho rooms but' just Vacated by th. Grand Duko Alexis. When ho arrived in Texas ha hired men, tiicnds of his, wbo were in his confidence, who led his party to somo worthless turfaco copper mining land in the northwestern portion ol the State. Some 13,000 ocret wero sur veyed, of which the Company now holds an acre Connected with this Company were Admiral Porter, Capt. Pearson, of tbo-Navy, tho Swedish, Spanish, German and Peruvian Minis ten, together with a number ot influ ential and wealthy business men. Mr. Chandler formerly District Attorney of Virginia, and moro rccontly a Ten sion Agent at Norfolk, and who com milled suicide by drowning himself, was agent of tbe Company and accom panied the Surveyors to Texas. Mr. Richard Potors, of Philadelphia, was hia assistant. McCarty, through this Company, cleared probably about 5,- 000 only, which ho made by being allowed to buy land warrants for it in Now York. Leaving Washington on his return from Texas, ho went to Chicago, where ho established a mining bureau, and it it alleged that ho cleared through tbe salo of worthless mining stock the sum of (150,000. (This is according to his own statement). He made his appearance in the $.'10,000 diamond conspiracy in New York. He was arrested, confined in Ludlow streot jail for throe montbt, tried and acquit ted. After tbit ho wot not heard of in this country until tho Winter of 1877 and 1878, when how ho hoodwinked the present Secretary of Stnto and the Spanish Minister in regard to Cuban affairs and thut obtained from tbe latter a largo turn of money is too re cent an occurrence to need publication in detail. Colonel William Fit nCharles Muton McCarty (this is his European nitno) is a roraai kubly handsome man, of refined tastes, highly educated, and most expert shot. Although over forty years of age, bo does not look over thirty. Ho has traveled exten sively, and is known in every capital of Kurope. Hit present wifo (he bas one in Canada), who was with him on bis last visit to this city, is a Chicago widow of most prepossessing appear ance, highly accomplished, and un-. doubtedly has been of great assistanco to bim in his various confidence opora lions abroad. This Colonel McCarty, taken altogether, is tho most accom plished confidence man that has ever operated in our time, and if tho same ability had been displayad in legitimate business it woujd bavo made biin a millionaire. Washington Post. , BEAR RAMUS AND THEIR CUL TIVATION. An attendant of the Zoological Gar don, at Cincinnati, furnishes a local correspondent of the Enquirer, the fol lowing on raising young bruint : About, the middle ot January last, tbo female black bear in a collection refused to come ont of her den into the open pit, and would not allow tbe malo boar to approach her. She was imme diately' closed in, and lurnlshed with an abundance of bay, with which she busied herself in making a nico warm bed. At 4 P. M. on January 20 the young onct wero born, and 1 did not seo thorn until three days alter, when 1 was surprised by the keener inform ing me that she would allow him to enter the don. On going with him, he unlocked tbe door, fearlessly walkod in, and quickly began feeding her witb bits of bread, which he sliced from a loaf in his hand. By holding tbe bread just over her bead he finally tempted bor to sit up on ber haunches, wben 1 obtained a clear view of tho young ones, lying asleep jnat back ol her front paws. - From where 1 stood, about six loct distant, tbey did not seem to ex ceed six inches in length, were a dirty whitish color, and appeared entirely bare of hair. In about ten days tbeir coals began to show, and were ot a greyish lint, which gradually passed through tho various shades until tbey became a brownish-black. It was just forty days before tho first one's eyos opened, and two days al ter, the second followed tint, from that time lor ward 1 watched very closely to ascer tain tho exact timo that would elapso before the young one. would leave the neat, and on the seventy-first day al ter birth when tho mother, at was bor habit, camo to the grating to bo fed, 1 one of the youngsters loft the nest and followed bor. ho noon as sho lound it out, she immediately drew it gently back, and on its second attempt the culled it soundly, which put a Btop to its wandering propensity. Aftor a lew days she allowed them to wander about at will, provided no ono was im mediately in Iront of tho den ; but to soon as a visitor put in an appcaronoe, they were driven back into tho nest, and not allowed to cmergo until tho stranger was out of sight. For tome time the alwaya suckled them in ono position, lying ovor and completely covering them by stretching flat, with her legs drawn up under her aud her head tucked down between ber front paws. As they grew older, and began to run about, the would tit on her haunches, luzily lean back against tho wall, tako a cub on each forearm and u'iiu mom up in nei ti.oasv until mey were satisfied, Tbey oon became ex pert thinbort, taking advantage of the slightest inequalities ol the stono walls and the cracks between tho heavy oak on planks to reach th. ceiling of tho dun on threo tides, whilst the grat ing in Iront sort ed capitally for their skylarking. Occasionally tkey would have a regular sparring bout, standing erect, feinting, countering, and making use of many of the tricks of old Vota ries of th. P. 11. These frolics would generally end in a clinch, fall, and a regular rough and tumble fight, whon Hie mother would abruptly put a stop to It by suddenly knocking both of the contostaau completely out of time. I. luct, at they grew apace, tho parental visitation! mi-roused no rupidly, I be gin to tear the Would put an end to my boar iaveatigaliont by chattiaing the livct out of them, but of late she htt tlackened In her attentions, and 1 am in hope, of following the growth ol Ursut Amoricanut from babyhood to adolescence I Till AletAiiAO Man. An eiohango elaborates him in this way : Did you verrniliceaporircnapthatstandslmhe first pictnre oj tho almanno witb the fish and sheep and tc-OTnlouslnd bulls, and twins) .to., around him f -Did yo vor notice that he was naked and had nothing in bis stomach f Woll, that poor fellow used to edit a paper, - " A little five year old bo)' who bad seo peacock for th. first' time, ran into the boos, exclaiming , v bit sister: "Ob, Liuiel I've teen a great, great, monstileroul tail walking around with a ben lied to ill" - Why ' are coHndt like a cotcbtntn T tieoaoi. tbey bold tla. rilnt.' j . EDUCATIONAL. BV M. L. McQUOWN. LECTURERS EXOAOED FOR IXSTITVTE Of If 7W. - IILt'LECTIONS OF Pl'Ill.lC 8ENTIUK.NT. miss HAiiniET n. swiNEFonn. We take pleasure in aubmilliiig the following testimonials ol Miss Swine ford who will read lrom tho platform on Monday evening, and give instruc tions in Elocution during lb. week : Mist Swinelord it certainly possess. cd of marked histrionic power, and her woll modulated voice it full and neb, ber pronunciation clear and distinct, while her manner Is easy and grace ful. In expression she ia capable of deep pathos and sparkling bumor. Lebanon Jars. I most cordially endorse Miss II. B. Swinctord aa a talented, well educated, modest and propoasessing young lady capablo of giving valuable instructions at TeachcrB' Institutes. Her readings at our last Institute were ot high or der. From N. 11. Schcnck, Superintend ent of Cameron County. Miss Uattio Swincford gavo two recitations, marked with a resonant voico, clear enuciation, stirring em phasis, and a thorough appreciation ol the author'! meaning. She has in at tractive presence, and her poso and gestures wore models of grace and elegance. From the Heating Timet and Dispatch, Miss Harriet B. Swincford hat at- tonded quite a number of Tcachcri' Institutes in this btato, taking charge of the department of reading. 1 have witnessed ber work, ana I do not hesi tate lo Bay that tho Is ono of tho most practical teachers I have met. Her evening entertainments have also been very populur. Superintendents and teachers speak of her work in the very highest terms. From Hon. 11. Houck, Deputy State Superintendent. COLONEL J. V. SANFORD. It it almost needless for ns to state tbat Col. Sanl'ord bas won a more brill iant reputation as a lecturer than any other man of modern times. He is re nowned as a great traveler and hu morist, and in his lecturesamuses, enter tains and instructs. Ho has lectured over seven hundred nights in the last three seasons, and as high ns fifteen nights in tho samo city. In his ex tensive travels he has crossed the At lantic nineteen limes, and ealen his bread in every Kingdom on '.he face of tho earth. We have cmraircd him for Tuesday and Wednesday evenings, and feel satisfied that all wbo hear lilt first lecture cannot be induced to remain away on tho evening ot the second. Read what it taid of him : Col. J. P. Sanford will long bo re membered as tbe best lecturer tbat evervieited Girard, thus far. Girard (Pa.) Gazette. Col. Sanford it one of th. beat lec turers in America, and can entertain an audience every night for six weokt. Milwaukee Sun. It it, in truth, no extravagant praise to concedo to Col. Sanford lbo power of onlcrtuiniiig an audience beyond mat ot any modem lecturer who bas visited Detroit. Free I'ress. Few persons living have th. com bined power of description, eloquence, wit, and humor of Col. Sanford, and an audience once hearing him will not fail to do to again. Mair(Ncb.) Timet. I liked him with all my might. I couldn't help it. Ut kept mo and his audience in a roar, lie it as full ol wit, wisdom, bumor, pathos and irro prossible and spontaneous fun aa an egg is of meat. Girard (Pa.) Paper. BKV. OECROX p. II AYS, 1). D. Rev. Gcoriro P. Hays is PrcBidont of Washington and Jefferson College, Washington, Pa., and has an enviable reputation as a Public Looturer and platform speak"". Few men In Penn sylvania have done more lor tho oauso of populur education than Dr. Hays, and few mon have moro admirers or are more deserving of ptmlic favor than tba subject ol this tketcb. l e append a few personal noticea and hope no one ho desires to liston lo a deep, enter taining and scholarly leettiro will ab sent himself on the evening tho Doctor it with us: Dr. nuys' lectures are able and pop ular, He is really a forcible speaker, and novor fails to hold tbo undivided attention ol his audience Hon: Henry IJouck, Deputy Superintendent rutilic In struction. Dr. 1 lava ia. a favorite on the roa.' (rum et.il draw, lur.rn .mlinnrea Ilia lectures are original, logical, full of now Ideas, enriched with ready wit, genial sunshine, wisdom and eloquence (I'm. A. Kelly, Superintendent Jrffer- ton voumy, ra. Dr. George P. Hayt has lectured In the largo Hull of the Slate Normal School on two occasions. . ilia lectures wore attractive, entortaming, instruc tive, loL'ieal, tlioUL'htful and mirthful. No platform speaker is better received by our people. J. . Cooper, rtincikU Male A ormal School. raor. a. n. baud, fii. d. ' Prol. A. N.' Raub, Ph. D.. Principal of Lock Haven Htnlo Normal School, is a pleasing and popular instructor. All cur teachers were moro than pleased with bim last year and by the urgent request of many teuchera we have secured his service, this year again, l'rol. Kaub bas always proven a favorite wherever be bas boon, which fact is fully let forth tn the following notice.: . a , 4 The Professor's ivuture was replete with Una thought and irood common sunse, and was a flist class Introduc ing to the tcatheri ef the county uarritourg raimi. Prof. Raub, from whom somo'.binir good ia always and not in vain, ex peeled, addreaawl th. tnttilut. upon the subject of "Trainiag to Think." Uaiette and Jiullctm, II iffirtm,rt, These remarks on "Talk" were en tertaining a Well as Instructive, and our toachera can hardly fail to make practical use ot Uie tduat in aad out of lb. tchool room. AUntrott Democrat, Prol Jtaub-.of Lock Haven, wbo Was tho principal instructor during the week; won many encomiums for th gracefulness, as well at, tbe lure, oi hit lecturet. True Democrat, Levis torn. " ' ' Prof. Raub hat proved himself the nguv ninn in me ngit. piace at an id slructor in an Institute. He is a good talker, full of good practical sen., and witty whon tho occasion demands. Tho Court room wot filled to overflow- ing by a very attentive audience Utavtr Y alley 2met. : LUMBER PHRASES. Tbat technical writer, Mr. Richard Grant White, in tho Atlantic Monthly for November, givot an articia on "At sorted Americanisms," in which b speaks of the nto of the word lumber tt a perversion of th. English word timber, and .that tins perversion bat almost driven tho word limber oot of uso. Tbo Northwestern Lumberman, published It Chicago, takct exception to Mr. While't criticism tnd declares that ho it mistaken. Timber is still in general nsc imong lumbermen, ind it applied to Handing trees, to squared sticks, either sawed or hewed, and lo the heavier pieces of wood, whether squared or not, used In tho construc tion of houses, vessels, eto. In the day of pit sin s, the word timber was tufli ciently expressive todofinethe limited product of tho primitive manufactur ers ; but with tbe advent of circular and gang saw mills, and their almost endlest variety of product, from veneers to dimension, it becamcnefct- sary to adopt a -word lo fitly convey to the mind in idea of the manufac tured article, and it is greatly to the' credit of the trade that instead of man. ufuctnring a word, and thus adding to an over rediimlunt vocabulary, it should have scixed upon ono already current, which had no well defined nuooaaity for existence as it really had no par." tictilur meaning and give it a signifi cance which is acknowledged over a oontinent, and is in constant use by 1,000,000 men who add to tho nation t wealth $1,500,000,000 annually-' . - There are many other words in uso in tho trndo which havo a similar ori gin, and are equally necessary ; among them is the term ' dimension," which is applied to pieces sawed to regular sizes for a specified purposo the sizes running from 2 by 4 inches up to 10 by 12 ; 12 by 12 and larger is known io tbo tracio ut timber. "Doty" it mother word manufactured by lum bermen, and is applied to timber which, having reached its maximum io growth and excellence, baa begun to decline, in life and, consequently, in strength ; the word is probably derived -from tbe word dotage, which expresses precisely tbe samo idea as to tho physical or mental condition in man. The word "brash" is another clear case ol per. version, as applied to timber ; this word means irregular cleavage, or brittle nces, and is used in the samo sense as "refractory," in speaking of Orel that are difficult of reduction. Tbo word , "booming," ut applied to tho revival of business throughout the conntry, it clearly a perversion ol a term peculi arly tho property of lumbermen. It is but natural that a great indus try like that of lumbering must neces sarily have in its vocabulary many words and phrases peculiarly atrWown ; and if Mr. White will, some timo dur ing tho coming winter, visit tho pin eries of the West Branch, or Michigan ' and Wisconsin, we will guarantee that he will bo able to pick up a noto book full of ' assorted Americanism," and that each one of them shall be as use ful to a proper understanding of the business as is the word lumber. It ill-' iamsport Ilulletin. Two Kind or Girls. Wherever we go we find two kind of girls. ' Tbe kind wo would liko lo have you pattern of fer are thoso that put on tbeir best looks and do their best deeds at home girls that don't only have sweet looks but know bow to do nice things girls that are at borne at tbe wash tub and in the kitchen aa well as in the parlor. Thoro is a large demand for such girls and tbo world can nover f havo too many ot them. It tea greater honor to a young lady to know how to 1 get up a good meal and bake nice ' bread and pics than to be able to play the organ or piano. Tbe cravings of tbo stomach are stronger than those of tho car, and unaccomplished indeed is tho girl that knows not how to meet and provide for tbeir wants. Some limes men ean lake a foolish fancy to dolls, but they ean buy them much cheaper than marry them. Girls don't make dolls of yourselves, but learn to bo useful as well as ornamental. The other kind of girlt we don't care to eay much about, and we hopo that none ol you win ever become on. of them. They are the girls that are good for parties, know how to dress according to style, curl their hair and powder their faces, tc. Tbey are good lor nothing at horn, and become a ' burden instead of a blessing to the men that aro unfortunate enough to accept them at partners for life they are a curse instead of a blessing to tho world. lovng Disciple. A threo year old little girl was taught to close bor evening prayer, during the temporary absenco of her father, with "please watch over my nana. It sounded very sweet, but tbo mother's amazement inp imagined niieu tuo child added, "And rood bolter keep an eye on mamma, too." 'I wonder how the world will gel along without me, when I'm gone!" said a conceited man. "Well, re sponded a friend, "I'll tel! yon how you can gel an idea ot it. You just go and slick the pointof a needle into tho ocean, and then withdraw it, and tee how much it i missed 1 'A colored man appeared before a magistrate, charged with tome trivial offense. Tho latter said to the man : "You can go now ; but let me warn you never to appear here again." Tbe man replied with a broad grin : "1 wouldn't be here dis time, only the con atablo fetch mo." "Doctor," said a pationt, "1 suffer a great deal with my eyes," Th. old gentleman adjusted bit spectacles, and with a Sucrutio air replied, "1 do not don lit it, my friend ; but then you ought not to lorgot that you would suffer a great deal moro without them." A packago in a basket waa left on tho doorstep ol a caution. Newport woman, who having no dosire to adopt a foundling, took the basket to the polico station, and there found that it contained a twenty-pound turkey for a Thanksgiving dinner. "Tom," .aid a girl to her tweet heart, "you have been paying your distresses to me long enough. It it time yon made known your contentions, so as not to keep me in expense any longer. An cxqulsitlve young lady aski: "what it tbt most popular color for lb. bridoT" The New York SCar anawert: If we were going to marry We should prefer a whilo one An editor printed a two column ar trclo on "Tho best breed of bogs." llo was afterward taken lo task for dovnting to much spire to hit family affaire A Chicago man' nightmare turned out to be th. shsiow ol his wife', foot on the bedroom wall, instead of an un earthly monster with five horns. "Yes," said fobnny "laptus may be the Latin tor 'slip,' bnt I notice tbat when mother laps ai it twually neant a slipper.' " ' There, no apteral ty-kiof .rrgrav. 'ng engagement ring. A spider' web with a fly In it it a very pretty device. - Wben the wifo of a doctor calls bio a little dick, lie doesn't lik. it- Over BunaUtvt, you know. ' It's Teal lun to watch a number twelve boot trylag to kaeptkp with amber two ibo. , , .. . A belt .round th.1 Waist a better thia two ovor the bead. .